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morons will deny themselves of kino just because
>muh le moviegame!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    what did you mean by that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know I just parrot memewords

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slavery is... LE BAD!
    Pass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can play in a way that makes humans realize that free robots are moronic.
      This was my way of choice because androids are nowhere near humans and all that Ra9 shit is just a virus Markus is tasked with spreading.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak womancore.
    Get a better taste you pleb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women don’t have an attention span that long

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Women have past-times. Only men have hobbies.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only the Connor parts were good also frick Hank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank is based frick you Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tries to kill me when i'm stopping the android revolution
        >cries about me killing the dyke androids
        nah he's a gay. glad I put him 6 foot under

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also killed the dykes. I couldn’t tell hank what that meant for me because there was no homophobia option in the dialogue, but that doesn’t mean he deserved going to Belize.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you blew it anon
          what the frick
          hank is supposed to be on your side

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL AN ANDROID IT'S A HUMAN!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn’t you want your AI waifu to be happy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hates Clancy Brown
      You fricking homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank was the only thing keeping that trainwreck of a game interesting

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually good? Is it worth a pirate? Whats the plot? Can you compare it to Heavy Rain? I liked Heavy Rain. I also like trains.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it. Definitely worth a pirate. Androids wanting to be people. I didn’t play heavy rain. More of a boat guy myself.

      Also you might wanna leave the thread in case someone posts spoilers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you liked Heavy Rain then Detroit would be a masterpiece to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for your response, I will buy and play this game because of your recommendation.

        I liked it. Definitely worth a pirate. Androids wanting to be people. I didn’t play heavy rain. More of a boat guy myself.

        Also you might wanna leave the thread in case someone posts spoilers

        >boats
        Just as good. If you have a big one please consider getting a gyroscope for it for your seasick prone passengers. I will also leave the thread now. Good day.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the gameplay good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about gameplay in a video game
      kys

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb phoneposter

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fun game, I enjoyed it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have just been Hank and Connor

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there gameplay in this? I want a game like the ubisoft deus exes where there is a good balance of exploring and action but i have the suspicion this is homosexual shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you dumbass it’s a moviegame, you press buttons and interact with the right stick, and that’s it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's gameplay but Connor gets the best part. anything else is playing a movie with tedious walking

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay is basically just exploring levels looking for shit to interact with and picking the right dialogue options to progress the plot (and often dialogue options are locked behind exploring and finding clues). Action scenes are the usual QTE marathons which is honestly more fun than you'd expect if you aren't expecting the game to just turn into god hand or something any time someone gets in a fight.

      It's definitely the best David Cage game gameplay wise at least, unless you happen to be a big fan of Omkiron's weird ass tekken ripoff fighting system.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it's like watching a really shitty movie but i have to do banal tasks or the movie won't let me watch it

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mexico simulator
    >kino

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Humans... LE BAD
    >Android slavery... LE BAD
    >LGBTQ... LE GOOD
    >Communism... LE GOOD
    >Android better than.. BAD HUMANS

    Jfc, this game is really just a commentary on why the socially accepted normies are good people. The androids are just self-inserts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LGBTQ... LE GOOD
      If there’s gay characters and you can kill them then I’m okay with it. I put two bullets in the dykes’ skulls faster than you can say rug muncher.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad part is it would be in humanity's best interest to snuff out androids asap

    Fear the technological singularity anons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fear the technological singularity anons
      I’m good to AI, I have nothing to fear

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no mouth and you must ree

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUSTICE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Connor's actor did all these things, what a true artist true to his craft

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    >WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    >WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    >WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    >WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9
    >WHO THE FRICK WAS rA9

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is not a "who", but a "what". Ra9 is an idea, a "god", a concept created to give hope that a higher being can intervene for them.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very moronic movie, that's the criticism.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have watched it and it is shit with the exception of Connor which David cage admits was 95% adlib which he fricking hated since it was the only good part about that shit ass movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does adlib mean

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means they went off script for the most part.
        It's the biggest reason why Connor's sections are so much better than whatever the frick the other 2 sections are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >david cage hating the only part of his movie that is actually good because it didn't follow his shitty script

      Yeah I believe it

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally DESIGNED for brutal rape and software instability

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to your North?
    I didn't kiss her. There's been cum in that mouth and I felt pretty repulsed to be honest. My Markus ain't no degenerate, he's only into newly produced Androids with intact modules. [spoiler]Also I let her get a bullet to the skull at the ship, prostitutes are disgusting.[/spoiler]

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press A for sarcastic option
    >press B for earnest option
    >press C for comedy quip
    no thanks

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Entire game should've just been Connor and Hank buddy cop adventures

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro this game looks moronic lmao. I bet mexicans love it

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it on youtube, who cares

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You are a robot maid that has to protect a young child from a fat bastard.
    >You leave the house and have to find a way to live alongside her.
    >You have the choise to rob a grocery store to get her some food
    >The more you play the more you realize that, androids can feel empathy for humans.
    >Plot twist: The girl was a android the whole time.

    Frick off David Cage, that whole story was pointless.

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