Returnal On PC Announcement Could Be Coming Soon, As SteamDB Page Keeps Updating

HAPPENING!!!!!!!

https://steamdb.info/app/1649240/history/

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In May, SteamDB logged the presence of a new product in the database which goes by the codename ‘Oregon’. While it wasn’t immediately clear what the game is, certain localisation strings in the game’s listing make it clear that it’s a PC port of Returnal. Now the site’s history page shows that the in-development game continues to get new builds on a daily basis. On Thursday, for example, the game’s achievements were updated with new localisations, with 19 new languages added. Although the Oregon codename doesn’t give away that the game is Returnal, its localisation strings include such phrases as ‘Atropos’, ‘Tower of Sisyphus’, ‘In Helios’ and ‘Returning’, making the game’s identity clear.

    >In May a source also shared footage with VGC appearing to show Returnal running on PC, which strongly suggests it’s one of the next PlayStation console exclusives in line for a port.

    https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/returnals-steam-listing-continues-to-get-updates-ahead-of-a-possible-reveal/

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not even gonna pirate this shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we have to play with this old hag?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so that modders can replace her with a cute bimbo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone actually made those mods though? I remember seeing nothing for control.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Game's not on Steam yet, of course nobody's made a mod yet. Can't mod without the files.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean in general. People always said they'd make mods to pretty up Jessie and I never saw any. Don't know if Horizon is fairing any better.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I guarantee if you check the usual sites, there's a mod to unfrick Jessie's face. Hell, they did it to the Handler in MHW.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just did. There are no mods to fix her ugly face as you said.
                Found some troony clothing mods though.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    may pirate if they mod in a sexy female MC. someone post that comparison if the game was made in Korea. It would be perfect then.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No PC enjoyer wants that ugly old dyke on their library.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate roughlikes. You can keep it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't want it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    - Fourth Boss >>> Third boss >>> Second Boss >>> First Boss >>> Sixth Boss
    - The only painful thing was collecting runes/glyphs in second and last lavel. which might require around 40 runs to spawn every sections.
    - I don't get the hate for MC. She's decent.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe if someone mods her into an anime girl.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ill pick it up from a key reseller for 49p in 5 years, and then flood the steam community page for the game with the MC modded to look like a blonde bimbo with bolt-on breasts and added jiggle physics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll hold you to the jiggle physics. They better be there, and they better be good.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pirate as soon as anime mods are available

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute space girls chads ww@

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          same vibe as that manspreading meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >space israelite
        No thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think you're going to find in space? Qt alien girls?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no tomboy engineer gf

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this game came out and all the strimmers were cumming over it and then the marketing budget ran out and no one gave a shit anymore? Yeah definitely sounds like something I want to play.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously what were the sales of this game, I never see anyone talk about it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope my PC bros enjoy this one. A great PS5 exclusive that more gamers can now enjoy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder that both Nioh 1 and 2 are on PC.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But, i dont wanna play it, i didnt even know this released, i legit thought it was just Starfield

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's ass, bought on PS5 when it came out and couldn't be bothered with it after 2 hours

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will it require an SSD on PC?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I MIGHT play this if someone mods out the ugly granny from the game.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another shitty game no one cares about instead of bloodborne

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzed crap, hardpass

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god!! how much are they going to pay me to play this dogshit?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game fun? I had a PS5 for a year and never really cared about this.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of 5 PS5 exclusives
    >coming to PC
    HAHAHAHA HOW CAN ANYONE JUSTIFY OWNING A CONSOLE

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH SNOYS ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you port it on PC, NO ONE is gonna play Urinal.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks. keep your shitgaem

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a Unreal Engine game or custom engine? I will only play it if I can bimbofy the MC, Resident Evil style.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UE4, they only slapped their own particle system on to it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it should be relatively easy to modify then.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to hear the devs seething about it's failure. You know they are.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >roguelike
    >playing as ugly hag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >roguelik
      >not like rogue at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mods will fix it

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think sonybros can take much more, soon enough they'll start flinging themselves off roofs

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER play a videogame with a female protagonist that looks like that

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keep that nasty karen on the groid station

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heres your mods

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woke roastie sci fi game
    meh, fricking trash game

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a fricking shit, man?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool I guess, but whatever.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if this project had a name that wasn't completely stupid
    I also enjoy playing Shooterup, Fightum, and Drivingat

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even going to pirate it.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will play it once her model is replaced by my wife claire redfield (nude)

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't care

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ugly hag protagonist, literally do not give a frick and will not be playing.

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