REVIEW CODES FOR STARFIELD GOING OUT THREE WEEKS BEFORE RELEASE ITS FRICKING OVER FOR THE DETRACTORS
TOTAL BETHESDA VICTORY
TOTAL NINTENTARD DEATH
TOTAL SNOY ANNIHALATION
TOTAL TOTAL OBSItroony EXTERMINATION
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But it releases in two weeks?
Actual release is three weeks. Pre-ordering get you a week early access which is two weeks.
BGS/MS is probably expecting leaks so they are being conservative with both the time and who they are going to give it to.
Holy shit? So I'm not the only one with this. One of my favourite movies is Alien (1979) and I just realized that Sigourney Weaver is old like very old now. I'm only 30. My twenties flew by like crazy. All that will remain of many people like actors is an impression they made dancing forever on a screen, ageless. This for some reason has given me a serious midlife crsis.
Considering how easy it is to make videos today compared to 50 years ago means that a part of many people will be preserved. Family videos, conferences, random youtube or tik-tok videos, etc.
The only thing that will top this if we become advanced enough to digitize the brain.
Yet we are not there which means all we will have when people die is a glimpse through a video player. More than a picture, more than nothing, but insanely depressing compared to a real person. I guess we just have to become content with our mortality and do what we can in the limited time we have. Easier said than done.
that's fairly standard for a large game, actually 1 month is more in line
Yea review embargo date is the one that matters and it‘s 3 days before release like most games
Someone get Todd a face life, him visibly aging right before my eyes is giving me a midlife crisis.
Scary shit huh? Just turned 36 today and I'm going through one myself. The weird thing is, I spoke to my mom today on the phone and she's going through it for the first time now in her late 50s. It's crazy how we're all getting hit with it now at the same time regardless of age. I bet there are 20 something's feeling it too. It's the world today, it's dark as hell, cold and cruel. There's no hope or spirit left.
That's what the vaxx does
But seriously, you're right, the news making people feel depressed is causing stress and that ages men like crazy
Get over yourself homosexual
Imagine being this much of a melodramatic homosexual, jesus fricking christ. And at that age. Literally a fricking teenager in an adult body.
Modern men are literally women.
>I SAW A TIKTOK OF A DUMB THOT DANCING TODAY, WE ARE TRULY FRICKED, SOCIETY IS LITERALLY COLLAPSING (THIS TIME FOR REAL, IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST 100 TIMES IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN)
he's not even aging badly. can't even joke about it. he's just getting old.
This. I cant barely look at actors/actress I knew looking so old now. I wouldnt even mind that much if the new world didnt make sure to complicate your life so much
I like more videogames, other videogames existing doesn't make good videogames less good.
No you have to just like one game and every other game fan is the enemy
>TOTAL BETHESDA VICTORY
Wait until the news about the story and end game comes out. I'm betting that people are going to be very divided on the whole the 'aliens' were actually just precursor humans living on a ringworld element.
Probably still a good note for Todd to retire on.
Please spoil more
As per the confirmed leaker:
Companions are split between major and minor. The difference being major companions having unique quest(s), more voice lines to react to things and the ability to romance them.
No vehicles/flying on planets due to rendering/terrain streaming issues.
Landing/taking off are cut-scenes.
Artifacts are divided between major (story) and minor (exploration), the minor artifacts being functionally the same as dragon word walls and are what allow you to learn space magic.
Major artifacts are found during the story and are parts of a star map/jump gate. It leads to the remains of the precursor humans and their ringworld. The ring world can be explored like a planet.
The only intelligent aliens in the game are the precursor humans.
The UC share a number of elements with the Terran Federation from Starship Troopers, with the player being able to enlist to earn citizenship
Thank you.
Holy shit. I gave the benefit of the doubt considering Far Harbor crew was writing it, but this is gonna be awful. So much sci fi literature to borrow from, and this is the best they could do? The ringworld might be nice to explore if they make it like Niven's writings.
>I gave the benefit of the doubt considering Far Harbor crew was writing
Those are some low standards and they still managed to frighten you off, not looking good.
10/10 this sounds great
Yeah.
>The only intelligent aliens in the game are the precursor humans.
Sounds awesome. Fistbump!
Frick outta here, BG3 shills trying to kill discussion of the game by making me wary to enter these threads
I was literally asked to do it. I only posted some of the stuff from the confirmed leak anyway. Still plenty of surprises. Besides, the same leaker said that the game was good anyway.
>No vehicles/flying on planets due to rendering/terrain streaming issues
Horses and werewolves in skyrim almost got canned because of this problem.
Oh, Bethesda.
You would think they would have planed for this given the problems in the past. But I guess cutting out content is more easy then attempting the fix the rendering problems on their engine.
I'm just regurgitating what was posted months ago.
Open an archive and look at the first few generals on /vg/. The leaker was posting in them and a ton of the things he said have since been confirmed. Things he could not have known at the time without being genuine. He was the real deal.
The first Starfield general was post-direct so no, everything you posted (since the leaker doesn't exist) was already known or could easily be assumed. People knew there was no vehicles since 2022, they just blindly hoped otherwise.
>Open an archive and look at the first few generals on /vg/.
Found what you're talking about, this guy is completely wrong lol:
>Once a skill is unlocked, you level it up by doing challenges. You have a utility tree, crafting tree, melee tree, firearm tree and speech tree. No dedicated stealth tree, but instead stealth skills peppered in multiple tree
There is no utility, crafting, or melee tree and the direct was already out at this point. Further, the stealth skills are only in one tree. What a joke lmao.
Yea this guy is just making shit up for fun. Again, the direct is out as he's typing all this, so why say shit that's been directly proven wrong?
"Getting locked into a faction" is not a thing, and was said to not be a thing way back in December.
I can't believe someone fell for this.
>Horses and werewolves in skyrim almost got canned because of this problem
No they weren't. Werewolves were always there; hoses were almost cut due to problems with their animation system (the same problems that caused centaurs being cut).
You literally just made those up right now. There's no confirmed leaker.
>Landing/taking off are cut-scenes.
this literally brings down the game an entire point. how the frick can you have a game with space ships and zero gravity but ignore landing/takeoff aspects
because landing and takeoff genuinely suck and waste time, and so does exiting the atmosphere, you can't prove this wrong
what you really crave is reentry and that will suck after the first few times you do it
Flying in the atmosphere and exploring the planet like that is the most fun part of star citizen.
>Companions are split between major and minor. The difference being major companions having unique quest(s), more voice lines to react to things and the ability to romance them.
>No vehicles/flying on planets due to rendering/terrain streaming issues.
>Landing/taking off are cut-scenes.
All information that was already confirmed
>Artifacts are divided between major (story) and minor (exploration), the minor artifacts being functionally the same as dragon word walls and are what allow you to learn space magic
Something that's unconfirmed but easily guessed and likely to be true
>Major artifacts are found during the story and are parts of a star map/jump gate. It leads to the remains of the precursor humans and their ringworld. The ring world can be explored like a planet.
The only intelligent aliens in the game are the precursor humans.
Made up nonsense morons will believe because of the preceding and following information being true
>The UC share a number of elements with the Terran Federation from Starship Troopers, with the player being able to enlist to earn citizenship
Another thing we already know is true
2/10 fake leak try harder next time
>enlist to earn citizenship
I WILL do my part.
Sounds like Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout 3, and 4. Where the story won't ultimately matter to the playerbase, they'll just have fun meandering and finding shit while laughing at the le fanny bugs, then after 6 months get the most autistic modding community that makes owning the game tolerable beyond the streambait and peer pressure crowd once it's on sale for 30% off via Steam.
It'll get a mix of flagellated and fellated while moderate opinions are drowned in shitposts and consolewargayging to kingdom come. In time it'll just be another modded out Fallout game that gets further modded out. Bethesda still makes money from it, Todd calls it a success, and whenever the next gen console series start coming out we'll get Skyrim
>Alien powers are shouts
>When you find 3 artefacts and now you can use space fus ro dah on space dragons
>spoilers are out already
looks like i gotta avoid this place sooner than i thought.
BGsisters... We lost...
>Ripping of Battlestar Galactica
Kino.
I'd rather the aliens were long dead then that.
starfield shills are all weird virgins
He has a wife and kid, unlike you
thats makes it even worse
>wife and kids
Sounds like an incel to me.
Literally me
holy FRICK i am going to CONSOOM this PRODUCT
MULTIPLE TIMES
This board is going to be unusable once starfield comes out and doesn't get a higher metacritic score than BG3. I mean even Skyrim which was basically a cultural phenomenon only got a 94. BG3gays are never going to shutup about this when it happens so prepare yourself because as much as I enjoy bethesda games theres no way they're going to get a 98+ metaniglet score.
>BG3gays are never going to shutup
they already don't
I wonder if the schizos will be able to split their time between shitposting BG3 and starfield.
I genuinely can't wait for this to fricking bomb. Not even for any particular reason either, I juat think it'd be funny.
You're a moron if you think it's going to happen
It is genuine fricking cope if you think the game doesn't have a chance to fail. With all that Howard over promised as well as the shitty results Bethesda usually puts out there's a high chance that the game will be mid and after all the hyping that simply won't be enough. You can screencap my posts.
It won't fail, but gamepass and overhype will make it a disappointment (I think it will be better than Fallout 4).
Based. Xbox CHADS are rising up while everyone else is malding lmao
Given the release date is getting closer and closer.
Which movies you anons recommend in order to get acclimated to the Sci-fi, space travel genre?
I know of Insterstellar, Ikarie Xb1, Solaris, Alien, Event Horizon, The Martian, Europa Report, 2001 and 2010. Which I'm planning on watching.
Any more suggestions?
Not playing it (being a snoy) but why not some literature? Ringworld,Mote in God's Eye, the Forever War, Rendezvous with Rama, the City and the Stars, the Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Starship Troopers (not the stupid parody of fascism but the book), Hyperion, SevenEves. There is plenty more I haven't mentioned.
To add a few more, Zones of Thought and the Mars trilogy
Mission of Gravity and Dragon's Egg as well.
Is the review embargo before the release day?
3 days before. But cannot publish spoilers until release day.
This is extremely upsetting news. This means that there will be NO:
Alien sex mods.
Alien rape mods
Alien pedo mods
Alien dog mods
Alien tentacle mods
How the frick am I gonna enjoy this
Tobb’s been dying his hair. Kinda pathetic honestly.
That’s the best you have snoy? Or are you a Nincel ?
I’ve been off the bugthesda bandwagon for years, its irrelevant.
anon pls youre embarasing yourself
>he lets boomer opinions dictate his life
Nothing wrong with hair dye. Normalize men making themselves look great.
Men should embrace the grey, its distinguished, not hide behind dye like a woman. But truth is for him, looking like graying 12 year old with some kind of strange aging disease isn’t going to do him any favors anyway.
When it comes out I'm making a DS4 input icon mod.
If you do that I’m going to use my connections with the nexus admins to get you banned. Not joking. I’ve done it a few times now and they’re usually willing to oblige my requests, especially if I have proof you post on Ganker
Who said I was putting it on Nexus, troony?
Okay, enjoy using a shitty site without any reach like gamebanana lmao. By the way there’s nothing wrong with being trans
Vortex sucks. You can even modify load order without jumping through hoops
Lol check this mentally ill troony. DId you buy rope yet?
>thread talking about spoilers got suddenly deleted minutes after this post
Ruh-roh.
Honestly that’s probably the best way to write these kinds of stories. NV failed by trying to make all paths equally so all factions had an element of moronation to it. An ideal ending is something to strive for while still offering lesser endings if you prefer them
Does anyone have the story spoilers the leaked a month or two ago?
Any proof that this is true. Even with Far Harbor, modern Bethesda isn't particularly intricate quest structure wise
Hes here
He looks like an old lesbian now
I want this game to mog Ganker for years.
Its already mogging the cultists that still cling to Scam Citizen.
Why? Those games seem completely unrelated. Does it mog Fifa or CoD too?
>starfield
>scam citizen
>unrelated
Are you from mental illness??
BG3 already stole GOTY from Breath of the Wild though, so Starfield has to beat BG3, and it definitely will, it's with ease going to outsell Tears of the Kingdom.
Tears is more technically impressive and intricate than BG3 and there’s no indication was outsold by BG3. Star field will definitely outsell both and leave a stronger impact if it can fulfill its promises
Technically impressive doesn't matter when you have BG3's romances and content and Starfield being ambitious, I don't think that Tears of the Kingdom has a leg to stand on for GOTY, it's really only in there for the same reason Xenoblade 3 was, because they wanted to have a Nintendo nominee. I was talking about Starfield outselling Tears of the Kingdom, it's got a far larger install base to sell to, it will probably do 10-15 mil in it's first month and 70 mil over it's lifetime.
Technically impressive matters when the gameplay and draw are based around it and when the Gay Awards are a glorified popularity contest. BG3s system are less complex than previous entries and the way it handles is romance can be off-putting.
Not really, technically impressive doesn't matter shit to the game awards, they don't care about accomplishments in gaming, rarely are games that win GOTY an accomplishment on any level, they care about being wooed by a game, BG3 does that, and Starfield will definitely do that, Tears of the Kingdom really does nothing.
>Starfield being ambitious
Starfield is not ambitious though. They didn't even bother to create their own engine or select a third party one which would be more capable for space sim.
>creation engine 2
They updated their existing engine though?
Havok physics and Gmod shit was impressive in 2005
oh man i totally forgot starfield is out soon.
i thought it wouldnt be out until next year.
>leaks soon
Bad month for the Obsidiots. First they seethe about BG3, now they get to seethe about Starfield.
Obsidian is a Microsoft vassal just like Obsidian there's little reason for fighting between Obsidiots and Bethestards at this point.
This game is gonna be more boring than Fallout 4. Let that sink in.
It looks like the same old shit, this time with procedural generation. I'd give it a hard pass if not for Goy Pass.
How do you guys get so excited for walking sims?
just as you are excited for your movie games snoy
I hate those too gaytron.
>inb4 tendy
Both Nintendo and Sony turned to shit after 5th gen
The game will be full of trannies
It's a modern, open world game. Of course it is
They saw BG3 reviews and realized journos don't play beyond the first hour anyway.
95% of the reviews took took 10+ days to be released, plus however many days they got it before release. On the 29th last month, I think. I can see you're coping now, though, and preemptively coping with Starfield.
Looking forward to the crowbcat video
I BELIEVE IN YOU TODD.
Todd Lost
This, unironically. Larian knows boring nigs kill sales
tell that to act 3 you know-nothing moron
>loads GroundedConstellation.esp
Hey, Larry Fink
Basically I'm just gonna replace these nigs for people
I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know....
It's just that I'm going to get it is all
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
two more weeks
Frick reviewers, who needs them. None of my purchases have ever been influenced by a review.
That's actually a really good sign. I remember when review copies went out like a week before release with Cyberpunk and then when the embargo was "lifted" like 2 days before release they were still told they couldn't talk about it's shit performance or really much about it at all.
This shows they're confident with the game.
I hope you wil enjoy your space game anon. 🙂
tbf i want the game to be good. i love good games set in space that aren't sims of any kind or any strategy variation. mass effect was good, advent rising (rip). nms didn't caught me at all and the only things i liked from X and HW was the scope. didn't try freelancer, heard it is good. i'm even giving a thumbs up to simple set in space, like dead space. pls be good enough for day 0 mods to function, that's all i ask.
Todd looks like an old lesbian.
Do I need to read any of this to know that mindwrecked tendies, snoys and bear frickers are malding heavily in this thread?
why are third worlders so obsessed with console war shit? look at this esl
Yes, very genuine sounding post. So how big is the wiener on your Orc waifu you pasty, wheezing degenerate?
how many rupees per post does bethesda pay you, jeet
I just realized. At some stage you will be able to mod in the TTA Terran Trade Authority. A boomer memory from better days, sure, but just imagine. You could do Spacewrecks basically straight out of the book. Maybe even a faction with custom ships. The Interstellar Queen herself even.
It's a Bethdesa game. Bad reviews aren't allowed for it.
bro i'm fricking cooming bro i'm fricking cooming aaaahhh
IT'S SO FRICKING OVER LARIANBROS
I will laugh a HEARTY BELLY LAUGH when those bethc**ts get mogged by some Belgian waffle shaggers
>"it just dont werks"
>TOTAL BETHESDA VICTORY
Let me just interject here for momment.
What you call Bethesda is in fact Microsoft Zenimax Bethesda or as I like to call them Microsoft / Zenimax / nuBethesda.
Final fantasy 15 is already the game of the century
I just don't care about spaceshit
TESVI when
YAAAAAAAAAY IM SO EXCITED FOR MORE HALF BROKEN BETHESDA SLOOOOOOP YAAAAAY I LOVE 30FPS ON CONSOLES IN 2023!
this but unironically, bug memes are back on the menu bros
Waiting for grounded commonwealth equivalent mod for this game. I'm willing to pay $100+ for the first person that does this.