>review embargo ends on launch day

>review embargo ends on launch day
It's not looking good for Hellblade 2.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trans btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to post that in every thread you visit stupid troony

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    84

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's even the point in shitposting a game no one gives a shit about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a game that gamers couldn't give a shit about, but it's the kind of game that gamejournalists cream their pants over.
      Don't know how many articles about pointless things I've seen about this on my c**ts biggest gaming website, with like 2 comments on them. No one cares except journos

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lazy start screen
    It's over, Hellblade bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. Main screen quality directly correlates to game quality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoblade 2 vs Xenoblade 3 starting screens are a good example.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Right about Transfield
      >Right about this
      ESL Xbox cucks are gonna FREAK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. Yeah, never though about it before, but every example of good and shit games I can think of was foreshadowed by the start screen. Good spot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is ugly, opinion disregarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could the fricking menu text be any smaller?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was right about Starfield

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This must be the worst game ever made then. It doesn't even have its title present

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Prove me wrong. Start screen has zero bearing over the quality of the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

            This is true
            I knew that Stranglehold would be an amazing game because the menu screen is a "frozen" scene of the main character being in a shootout with the camera moving around and showing you different shots as you navigate the menu, it instantly tells you what you can expect from this game while showing you cool shots

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            I like the sniper elite v2 menu too because it uses the similiar technique: you first see the main character sniping through a window and as you pick different options you get a view of nazi soldiers trying to storm his position only for him to turn around and shoot at them

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            The menu screen is the first thing you see and so it should make the player think "whoa cool, I want to play this"
            Bonus: the dead space menus screen

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            The videos and audio playing in the world in conflict menu are also pretty atmospheric

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          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bearing is the wrong word.
            The start screen is a visual presentation for the game and its quality matches the rest of the game. Hence a shit start screen is a red flag, a smoking building, a putrid smell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know you nostalgiagays can't accept it, but it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true
      I knew that Stranglehold would be an amazing game because the menu screen is a "frozen" scene of the main character being in a shootout with the camera moving around and showing you different shots as you navigate the menu, it instantly tells you what you can expect from this game while showing you cool shots

      ?si=rYeUDHCj_0a9Q1nY
      I like the sniper elite v2 menu too because it uses the similiar technique: you first see the main character sniping through a window and as you pick different options you get a view of nazi soldiers trying to storm his position only for him to turn around and shoot at them

      ?si=dafHU1XHxnZkimvz
      The menu screen is the first thing you see and so it should make the player think "whoa cool, I want to play this"
      Bonus: the dead space menus screen

      ?si=5VKcnJdc7ZNNw-i6
      The videos and audio playing in the world in conflict menu are also pretty atmospheric

      ?si=e072k_dHUFDfdKs-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are Grummz's and his peezo homosexuals still shilling him here? lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is anything animated on this menu screen or is it just a wallpaper?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your favorite start screen then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i liked twisted metal black's start menu

        still pissed it was super censored in Europe
        (released after 9/11 so they removed all movie cut scenes in the EU release, it was released before 9/11 in US so you got to keep them)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I also remember the Metroid Prime menu especially well

          had a different music section before/after you pressed start

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid Prime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with this start screen. It's simple, subtle, classy, does the job and stays out of the way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bearing is the wrong word.
        The start screen is a visual presentation for the game and its quality matches the rest of the game. Hence a shit start screen is a red flag, a smoking building, a putrid smell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stays out of the way.
        That sounds pretty oxymoronic for a start screen. It's the first thing you see when you boot up, it's the tone setter for the whole experience, it doesn't just stay out of the way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AAA devs will take note and compensate by establishing a separate loading screen production department.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another microflop. they spent more time making gender flags than working on this menu.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lazy start screen
      Wait till you see the Skyrim start screen

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people even like the first game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Showed that you can make the AAA game formular at an AA budget with a small team and actually interesting story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scores don't matter, the game is dead.

        This. MS has no idea the only impressive in the first game was it made by a small studio (just like Pague Tale). Hellblade 2 might have impressive graphics but the moment they confirmed it will be exactly like the first any hope for it to perform vanished instantly. This game should have been expanded to a true cinematic game with a huge publisher backing it yet it will be the same walking sim with piss easy puzzles and a sparse one button combat system.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This game should have been expanded to a true cinematic game with a huge publisher backing
          Frick no go bugger off, wanker. The studio working the same with less financial pressure is great and exactly what I wanted.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But no one else did. They will close down the studio over this in the upcoming months. They apply financial pressure retroactively - which is crazy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a Snoy console exclusive for a time.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Frick reviewers that clearly have a pro sony frick everything else agenda. Let people like me play the game and then laugh at the incompetent hack writers spouting their shitty, biased opinions after.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why "2" ??? When the first game was complete dogshit. Who buys this crap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony journos and feminist dog whistlers

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Audio design in the first game was great with headphones. Real shame about the game part though.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMC: Devil May Cry was a great game and I will continue to defend it until the day I die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it too. Donte was cringekino.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing the first game and it's pretty bad.
    >nonsensical story
    >puzzles are just aligning the shape on the door with the same shape in the environment
    >extremely basic combat system where enemies constantly spawn behind you

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally get a AAA Pict/Scotland game.
    >It's a boring movie simulator with all the worst elements of modern vidya.
    It pains me.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3060
    It's over. Have fun without me.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the love of god nobody preorder this shit

    we're in an era of companies not wanting reviews before launch for the free marketing, they think that the less a customer knows about their game the more likely it is he will buy it. how did the gaming industry get this bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be getting it, Anon. I'm gonna wait until release in case there are any key deals though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        read a review first... something suspicious about this.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its enough of a movie game to get 9/10s from all outlets

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for a replay, bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rewatch you mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >see it in GamePass
      >remeber the shitty perspective puzzles
      >remember the shitty combat
      No.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a super natural element to this game or is it supposed to all be in her head?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hellblade
    That scam, that exploited le underdog meme? I remember how journos used their therm a "budget AAA"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop laughing at her game!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hypnotic A10s

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That seems like a very extravagant headpiece for a pict to wear.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game got announced in 2019 and was developed all throughout the woke era.
    This game will be comically bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a game set just before 900 AD. How is it gonna be any more woke than the first game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really think the time frame matters to people like this? Ubisoft already said something like "uh, yes, we know that this vase implying gender equality and both boys and girls getting equal education in the ancient times is absolutely not historically accurate, but who gives a shit? We just had to do this for political points because pandering is more important than some stupid historical accuracy."
        This is a series that used to be praised for historical accuracy, attention to details and exploring different aspects of human history btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game that has ancient aliens since the 2nd?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having sci-fi and alt history elements in a series that paid attention to historical accuracy and exploring human history is not the same as going "you know what, FRICK historical accuracy, there was full gender equality in the ancient times and Yasuke was an actual samurai & legendary hero, not a glorified pet monkey"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who gives a shit, it's just a video game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro just consoom!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or that your autism over historical accuracy doesn't apply when it comes to fiction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leave my hobby, normalgay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're selective about your outrage, and I worry that you're picking and choosing your bias.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take you never played a homosexual game set in the past. I envy you at least in that regard, gaping wound.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you playing gay games, Anon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At times I have judgment lapses and figure a new game might not be gayest lamest fricking thing commissioned by the state for a change, only to be reminded my instincts are always right and buyer's remorse is not exclusive to paypiggies.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they show this game off several years in a row at Xbox events, even taking 10+ minutes of the showcase up, but now that it's release time they don't show anything about it? Did it just get quietly downgraded from major title to expected failure?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this that PMS simulator that has been shown at every xbox event for the last couple years?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game literally about her face? Or what's up with that?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the second game's story even about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woman mad (and mad)

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 year development time for a niche 5 hour walking simulator sequel that will be forgotten the week after it comes out
    What were they thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy cow, has it been that long? and after those 6 years they aren't confident enough to let reviewers actually talk about the game prior to release...

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