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NOT LOOKING GOOD NINTENDO BROS

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake image, do not bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up b***h, you can't tell me when i can cum inside

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >metacritic
    there's your problem

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like we lost bros. Guess it's time to sell the switch and purchase a PlayStation 5 console

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to buy it but I guess I am better off skipping this one

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn... that bad? without the nintendo bonus that's like a 51

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People will bite this bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one will bite it. it'll just be the same discord schizos falseflagging and pretending to believe it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody will actually believe but they will shitpost as if they did. there's a reason that hue troony kept spamming his shit even after SMTV released

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sales are gonna be shit too. no booba, no buy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no booba, no buy
      fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cry more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You never bought XC2 anyway, casual

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why Gankerner like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a subhuman BRmonkey Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Brazil is bad because I say so!!!!
          5 world cups

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nice selfie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ooh ooh aah aah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >5 world cups

            Yeah. And also rivalry with Africa on education levels, basic infrastructure, poverty and in the same level of violence of countries on civil war.

            And even considering Brazil has basically the same size of US and Europe, a really stable climate, mineral resources and the big fresh water reserve of the world.

            Someone needs to invade and kill all the Brazilians and then, only then, do something with that territory.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just try us b***h ass cracker. The last idiot who tried got his people genocided. We are not África son.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1-7

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >5 world cups
            and yet Brazil is still a completely irrelevant country.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no no journos are saying something is bad bros, better not play it!
      Since when anybody listen to journos anymore that's not a zoomer morons?

      Doesn't matter they'll be screeching about chadrex making a harem

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies keep taking Ls

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another L for Nintendo

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So it happened again, Sony bought all the journalists and they are trying to ruin Nintendo like they did in the 90s

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop flooding every xenoblade thread with gold face anal vore spam

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, now the spam of metacritic score starts, I guess thankfully we are close to be done with those doomsposters cycles until they mvoe onto the enxt game that is..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      next up is bayonetta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      next up is bayonetta

      you bought it anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not buying XB3 until I finish 2, but why would I take into account the opinion of a subhuman Hispanic who keeps spamming fake metacritics?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          seethe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, most people here pirated it homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? No, most here pirated the leak. Buygays have to wait.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how could this happen, xenosisters? i thought our games were good

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think so. It may not look great, but at least it looks better than XC2, which has 84 on meta.
    XC3 will stop around 88.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying that any overrated crap published by Nintendo gets a yellow score.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, metacritic means nothing. I will not participate in your grossly low quality posting, no matter how much I hate Xenoblade. This is not a hill to fight on.

    Don't let the game journalists have even a single moment of validity, for they don't deserve it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Give the anime fans their trash and let the real gamers buy Bayonetta 3

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are basically giving tendies a free pass to make metacritic threads when the game is actually out

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anime game
    >appealing to the onions video game media
    Lol

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, why would you lie on the internet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has been doing this for a long time now. He spammed these kind of fake metacritic threads for months for shin megami tensei V and metroid dread
      Then he doxxed himself and revealed is a brazilian ape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Brazilian ape
        Huehua

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He has been doing this for a long time now. He spammed these kind of fake metacritic threads for months for shin megami tensei V and metroid dread
        >Then he doxxed himself and revealed is a brazilian ape

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uma delicia
          BRA71L!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel anon is telling the truth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. It's Nintendo AND a flagship title. No way it'll be below 78

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A score this low is quite literally impossible. We already know that almost every complain from 2 has been fixed, so how would it not score at least above 2?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I can't wait until the reviews are up and the scores are 80 and the reviewer makes it obvious that it's because of the ending, but can't SAY that it is and what happens because they aren't allowed to say stuff about that, just that it made them uncomfortable and really soured their perception of the game as a whole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you think reviewers are going to play a 100 hour JRPG all the way to the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Honestly, I can't wait until the reviews are up and the scores are 80 and the reviewer makes it obvious that it's because of the ending
      You didn't hear it from me, but journos are planning to go against the Nintendo bonus and give 70-ish scores precisely because of the harem ending. The plan is to strongarm Nintendo into never letting it happen again, and as a threat that western journos can make or break the reception of a game. The journo groups have lots of industry friends that have been super mad about Elden Ring's success and have been begging IGN, Polygon, Kotaku etc to "put Japan in its place again".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You didn't hear it from me
        So you mean I didn't hear anything at all, gotcha.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and as a threat that western journos can make or break the reception of a game
        the schizo delusions of the people here are entertaining at the least

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He has been doing this for a long time now. He spammed these kind of fake metacritic threads for months for shin megami tensei V and metroid dread
    >Then he doxxed himself and revealed is a brazilian ape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hits too close home huh?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big L fr fr no cap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what does no cap mean? I can't keep track with how youngster talk nowadays.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Censored piece of shit so journus will give it full score.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's already confirmed to not be censored. Xenoblade 2 was a booba game, this game will be a bunda game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope, Nintendo censored this game to appease the west

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Leaks show that the characters of xeno 2 will be returning and they are not censored

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much censored morag blade in the picture.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hits too close home huh?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predict how many of these discord homosexuals will kill themselves when this game scores at least an 85.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll all kill themselves when the Switch outsells the ps4 at the end of this year

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        too fast but it is a given it will outsell it for sure in the middle of next year.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it's only 10 million away from outselling it and we still have half a year to go. Don't forget the holiday season
          The switch will 100% outsell the ps4 this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nome. They'll claim it is the Nintendo bonus

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    @606844335
    Still mad about Persona 5, Huehua Sony pony?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would anyone be mad about the shitch getting a cloud version of a 7 year old game??????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cloud version
        This cope again
        It's not a cloud version. I don't know why you keep pushing this narrative, you're literally digging your own grave

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This makes macacos seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        literally could care less lol

        lot of not caring going on right now 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1-7

        [...]

        literally could care less lol

        Lol you got beaten at group stage by Korea.

        Nobody thinks about that anymore except you. You are a sad person

        >Literally 6 replies of cope
        Yep, macacos are still seething at 1-7. Literally traumatized the entire country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1-7

      literally could care less lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Could care less
        Confirmed for seething by his own words

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you got beaten at group stage by Korea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody thinks about that anymore except you. You are a sad person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pathetic digging up ancient shit lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody thinks about that anymore except you. You are a sad person

        [...]

        literally could care less lol

        nobody cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >brazilian favela trannies seething in the replies
      absolutely based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never forget the huelocaust. I was both appaled and laughing my ass off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >krautboo dad who hates watching sports
      >called my him mid-game to turn his TV on to see the slaughter
      >brings it up from time to time

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know that Brazil is famous for having the worst cuisine of all countries? Even worse than the UK
    Brazilian cuisine is pretty much just combining random things together that don't match

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, pizza is very brazilian
      imbecille

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ENTER
        >brazilian pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do brazilcucks really?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is the national dish of Brazil, sopa de sushi
    Sushi soup

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenocucks derail their failure to make the thread about Brazil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gib (you)s huehuehue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We know OP is from brazil because he doxxed himself once
      Shitting on brazilians will never not be funny

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So when are the actual reviews for it and digimon survive coming up? Can't decide whether to support digimon on PS4 or buy xb3 to see where the story goes next altho seeing that pic of rex and his 3 wives puts me off even more than the terrible character designs that are 3's cast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You buy XB3 and Digimon on the Switch like a normal person. Nobody buys games on Playstation anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I use my switch for exclusives only and I can only buy one at the moment

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Another "meta critic doesn't matter until it supports my personal bias" thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >another fake meta critic thread made by a Brazilian with his computer in a hut

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We know OP is from brazil because he doxxed himself once
    >Shitting on brazilians will never not be funny

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NONONO.

    Anyways im gonna play some Demon Souls on my P S Quintuple.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sopa de macaco, uma delicia

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo pays people to shit on Brazil because it was and will always be SEGA territory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I shit on Brazil because your excessive shitposting make it impossible to discuss any new game. You even did the same fake metacritic shit for SMTV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You even did the same fake metacritic shit for SMTV.
        take your meds, you are full of bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >admitting to being a paid shill
          Miyamoto isn't happy with your performance, tendie

          Seething hues.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >admitting to being a paid shill
        Miyamoto isn't happy with your performance, tendie

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can one person alone could be so mad that fights 15 people on his own in a chinese weaving basket site only by trying to greentext them all?
    Lula presidente btw

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/xenoblade-chronicles-3

    no critic reviews are out, fake and gay OP pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pressed F5 and it says 5 reviews, score 71/100

      real and straight OP pic

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenotards don't even realise the chinks behind this ripped off Bionicle

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Way too high for a game that literally plays itself
    >But autobattles are g-
    Lmao, no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Way too m any words for "I didn't play the game"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then you should be well aware that the game doesn't play itself. Glad we could reach an understanding.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Start battle
            >Put controller down
            >Win
            *Yawn*, have YOU played the game?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, you're fricking with me. I see now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you own the game. Now post a webm of you defeating a boss with nothing but autoattacking. And show the difficulty setting before you start the boss encounter.

                I can't believe you guys are defending autobattles, are you the guys who asked for a "skip boss" button?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you own the game. Now post a webm of you defeating a boss with nothing but autoattacking. And show the difficulty setting before you start the boss encounter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SELECT THE EASIEST DIFFICULTY AND THEN SELECT AUTOBATTLE
            it's bad game design if you have to make the game hard yourself

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can't beat a boss with just auto attacks on normal difficulty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can on Easy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That means you're not good enough to beat it on the default difficulty. You were filtered.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. Having difficulties is bad game design. There is no reason to pick a harder difficulty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't enjoy playing on the easiest difficulty
                >Too autistic to not choose the easiest difficulty
                Why is this the game's fault?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why should a player pick an objectively worse strat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that screen
          >that ""finger""
          ah I see

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im 16h in. Graphics are sometimes bad, eapecially weird pixelated dof. I kinda miss blades. But otherwise its really solid. I like that you can fly through all party members in combat if you wanna heal or initiate combos. World art is still awesome and story is engaging

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like graphics are a non-issue. It's an issue that's remedied by either emulator patches/mods or waiting for the Switch's successor. More interested on your thoughts on gameplay and story. What makes them good? How do they compare to previous games?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its closer to xbc2 in gameplay. Instead of blades you can unlock heroes and have them as party members or inherit theyr class or your party member one. Ouroboros transformation is cool, but its glorified atk boost atm. Chain attacks are back. Biggest thing youll notice that battles are bigger, especially with soldiers. You can have over dozen npcs battling while you manage 6-7 party members

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does it feel to manage a large party at any given moment? Star Ocean 5 also had the full party available at all times, and that game was shit. So that's my biggest concern with XB3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly? Amazing, better than 1 and 2

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Switching is seamless. But if you gonna change party member classes often, you can get a bit confused with whos who

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So does it have something similar to the orbs gameplay in 2?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No orbs, but you can inflict simple debuff, topple, breaks, launches etc too if course. In chain mode you can get bonuses for that chain atk round. Like if you manage tp well you can get to 3 rounds of attacks. Dunno whats the max multiplier dmg. Ive gone up to 541% in this webm

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is there some sort of expert mode / deleveling? I'm pretty glad that all webms about combat show that the battles have the perfect length, neither too long or too short.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder, how come Russians and Brazilians are so active on image boards and on forums, but are having a meltdown and review bonb a game if it's not translated to their language?
    They are worse than Frogs.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a game journalist and getting to this screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THREE kids?? Has Rex considered the CO2 emissions that will incur???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Games journalists don't beat games. If anything, they'll realize that scene exists after they are done with the game. Then, they'll write "XB3 promotes mysogyny" articles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine being a game journalist

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FORA, BOLSONARO!

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