I swear to God almighty this is a legit thread. The thought struck me in the shower and I am legit curious.
>Are you right or left handed?
>Which way does your wang hang right or left?
>Do you genuinely consider yourself to be better then average at shooters?
I'm right handed so naturally my mouse is on the right side of my lap.. I hang left so there is the similar curve. I am not amazing but I play hitscan classes when projectiles are available since I can consistently puts shot torso or head pretty often. I think righty has an advantage since WASD is very akward for a left hander. The mouse buttons are either reversed or not intuitive. IJKL works but it kinda fricks up the traditional keyboard typing format of both hands on. I think it is a genetic disadvantage.
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>I'm right handed
>I think righty has an advantage since WASD is very akward for a left hander. The mouse buttons are either reversed or not intuitive
On what basis do you make the assumption on what is awkward for someone who is left handed?
If anything, I prefer being left handed for mouse and keyboard since my left hand is what is hitting all the different keyboard keys while my right hand just has to move a mouse.
Well a lot of desks have slide out drawers for keyboards that are shorter then the actual desk the monitor rests on. The keypad is kind of factored in on most models so they add a few inches to keep it centered. If you're left handed it can rest center but will make the drawer space none symmetrical.
I just realized I have autism.
Righties use the same desks though. What are you even getting at here.
WASD is very close to the edge of the keyboard so it can seat close to the edge of the drawer. The IJKL configuration has another 5-7 inches of number pad before reaching the edge of the keyboard form factor so it seats futher off.
Why would anyone use IJKL? If you for some reason really wanted to fully mirror your set up, you'd bind movement to arrow keys or numpad. But I've never met anyone who'd do that.
Are you having a stroke Anon?
If you use mouse on right you are not true lefty in this case anyway. And with mouse theres hand eye coordination involved, with keys there isn't. You don't aim your keys.
>if you don't use something in a way that conforms to what I think is awkward you're not doing it right
Wouldn't that be the opposite?
homie did you ever hold a pair of scissors or anything? You just naturally grab it with your dominant hand because it has stronger coordination. Like are you even lefty or just moronic?
I never implied anything that would suggest otherwise, so the only problem here is your lack of reading comprehension.
You literally just called my point a some opinion that I made. It's not opinion. When you give something to a kid some of them just instinctively start using their left hand because they're wired that way. Please stop seething.
Place two objects side by side and ask the same kid to touch both at the same time. They're gonna put their right hand on the thing on the right and their left hand to the left no matter which they prefer. Can you guess where the mouse is on 99.99999% of computer desks?
So you're not left handed I guess. Just stop talking jesus christ. I always would pick objects with my left hand and when I was introduced computers I would move the mouse to the other side because it felt easier to use that way.
You left clicked with your ring finger? I’m left handed and I think you’re dumb for swapping the mouse. Can you drive a standard? Only in europe?
Oh and even stuff like handshakes. I just naturally take out my left hand and make it awkward. BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS FRICKED UP GET IT
>ou literally just called my point a some opinion that I made.
I did not so I refer your lack of reading comprehension back to the pic in
>When you give something to a kid some of them just instinctively start using their left hand because they're wired that way
I never claimed otherwise so I again refer you to
Ganker is not you and one other person called "Anonymous"
is not me so again, the only problem seems to be your lack of critical thinking and reading comprehension.
Leftys are forced to conform to right handed world. Left handed people use a mouse right handed because 99% of mice are made for right handers. If you’re not left handed maybe you don’t get it. As a lefty, we must constantly use our right hand for way more things than you’ll ever use your left, simply out of necessity.
Just buy a mouse that isn't shit?
Ok, for my own home. Now I step outside my door and every mouse is set for right handers. You adapt. Its what lefties do, because nothing is made for us. Nothing. Even pencils are made for right handed people only.
I used a shitty ergo right handed mouse in school with my left hand. I adapted, it's what real human beings do. After school? Why not just bring your own mouse to work or something, homosexual?
I'm not going to start doing things the wrong way just because someone put shit on the wrong side.
Swapping a right handed mouse to the left isn’t adapting. Thats coping. Adapting would be training yourself to use your offhand.
Explain the difference between adapting and coping.
Cope- deal effectively with something difficult.
Adapt- become adjusted to conditions.
Seems like a matter of personal opinion. In either case the end outcome is the same, a right handed mouse is used by a left handed person. You're gimping yourself either way.
million right handers are also gimping themselves by using ambidex mouse and many play on pro level so?.. just use ambidex and stop whining
Isn't the point of ambi mice mainly fingertip grip?
No? Fingertip is for small short mice.
Those definitions are from a dictionary. Keep COPING 😀
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I'm right handed, but my dad isn't so i have some insight. Everything is mostly made for right handed people. Left handed people have to adapt.
To some extent, sure. But the second you start going "well, they don't make what I want, so I'm going to put up with a second rate product", you've lost the plot. I can't help c**ts putting the ticket machines on the right hand side, but I can just use a left handed mouse. I can't stop devs setting WASD as the default, but I can remap my keyboard to something ergonomic for my right hand.
People start gaming at a young age. They don't have access to nice equipment. Odds are they're using some random mouse and the default keyboard set up. They just learn to adapt and use their right hand.
You don't need nice equipment. First mouse I ever bought myself was ambidextrous.
Logitech Gpro and Razer Ultimate were and still are the most popular high end gaming mouses and both are ambidexterous.
>use mouse where buttons are on the left side right where my thumb rests
Mindblowing concepts here.
No dude you need the latest homosexual 6000 mouse with 80 RGBs under 20g if you want to game properly. You can't just use a mouse with buttons on both sides!
I map all keys to the numpad and use the mouse in my left hand. Always have.
>WASD is very akward for a left hander
Why would something you're doing with your main hand be more awkward than for the guy doing it with his off hand?
>>Do you genuinely consider yourself to be better then average at shooters?
Yes and I consider you gay
I've fapped to too much futa to even bother fighting back. Call me what you want but answer the godamn questions. I seriously think m&k are prebuilt to shit on left handers.
>m+kb requires both hands
>this somehow favors one hand over the other
No matter what hand is your primary hand, you learn how to operate a mouse with one hand and the keyboard with the other.
Yeah and I use two hands while welding an angle joint or sewing a suture when some dumbfrick runs a sawzall across his forearm. Point is my dominate hand controls the fine tuning while my off hand holds an object in place or manipulates it in very simplistic gestures. Some other anon said it but keystroke do not require much coordination. Your mouse and your targeting reticle require a tremendous amount of fine manipulation. Done by your dominate hand.
>Point is my dominate hand controls the fine tuning while my off hand
Well gamepads are symmetrical. Is it more difficult to manipulate the left stick because it's controlled by your off hand?
People put lots of effort into training their aim but nobody thinks that it is hard to press a movement key. You can't compare them 1:1.
The problem is that you're being purposefully obtuse or are genuinely stupid by narrowing it down to "pushing a movement key"
APM is a very real thing that a lot of people practice just as much if not more then precision aiming and you are constantly hitting several different keys one after another, if not simultaneously, while playing a game. I'd much rather use my dominant hand for quickly hitting several keys on my keyboard and my non dominant hand to move my mouse, let alone the fact that one naturally adapts to the hand they use for the mouse and the hand they use for the keyboard over time.
It's still just pushing down keys. It's not hard come on. There is no learning factor. No power needed to learn for pushing or something. Just push the finger down. I grew up with wc3 and sc2.
>you just push buttons
You know why most fighting sticks and controllers have the buttons on the right side? Because entering inputs requires more finesse then moving a stick around.
I'm sorry that you cannot comprehend people using their dominant hand to quickly alternate between several inputs
>equating the movement control finess of a fighter with a flat 2D plane to a shooter where your reticle is literally your value point in the existence
Can you not post a shitty opinion? Fighters also rely on a tremendous amount of side button inputs for combos. It is an entirely different genre and dynamic. Also we're talking about mouse and keyboard you homosexual.
>Fighters also rely on a tremendous amount of side button inputs for combos.
So do many PC games? Is your argument that you don't play PC games? Even for shooters, you're generally using shift, space, control, and 1-4 constantly and simultaneously, let alone any other stupid shit particular to each game. I'd much rather use my dominant hand to be holding down combinations of buttons and quickly swapping between weapons etc while my other hand is aiming.
> Also we're talking about mouse and keyboard you homosexual.
and the point is that hitting buttons is more than just literally putting your finger on a single button and pressing it you brainlet. Do I have to explain this to you like you're a five year old that has never played a video game?
Even in this example people would probably favor using their more dominant hand for the stick. It's just far bigger array of movement than pressing a fingder down. Just like with mouse...
>It's just far bigger array of movement than pressing a fingder down. Just like with mouse...
English please.
STICK BIG. HAND MOVE. BUTTON SMALL. FINGER GO DOWN. ONLY NEED FINGER. SIMPLE.
>people would rather use their dominant hand for the stick rather than inputs
t. never played a fighting game or any game that has inputs whatsoever
FPSbros...are we moronic?
If it doesn't have inputs it can't technically be a game.
The whole world is built for right handers.
i was born left handed, but a religious teacher (muslim country) taught me to become right handed as a child and i guess is stuck (according to my mom)
i think i am better than average in shooters, don't know what to say about my wang
Did they do something to your wang too?
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>having a curved dick
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I just asked a left handed friend and he keeps the mouse on the right. Learned behavior. He is in IT and behind a desk 98% of the time and never swaps so I guess leftys are just kinda fricked up all around and ok with both but prefer the left?
But what is his rank?
As a lefty, the older you get, the more ambidextrous you get, compared to righties, simply by necessity.
What about israelites and Japanese, they go from right to left. You'd think being a lefty there is advantageous. Well, for writing at least.
I recently started to think being left handed is a minor disability, they generally have a disadvantage at anything, not just because majority of population are right handed and all the commodities are made with lefties as a second thought, but that it is generally less effective at a lot of things, in china they don't ever bother to and just tell you to learn to write with right hand, because symbols are that hard to write with left, and any kind of handwriting has more intuitive movement if you write with right hand, except when it's right to left, and only arabs do that
I heard that historically most of the people are right handed because they used right hand to hold a weapon, and left to cover their hearts with a shield, so it implies lefties did something else, like sucked wieners, or were women, so sucked wieners
>tldr lefties get fricked losers
Thanks to this thread I'm going full schizo and pondering which hand I should be using.
Many lefties fell for the right handed mouse meme, they're all crippled.
Personally I just remap. Shift goes to V, space goes to left ctrl, ctrl goes to spacebar.
Gives me jump on thumb, sprint on pinky, and I can go left with pinky for c or down to space for crouch depending on the game.
And then you get moronic people like this. Shift is a modifier key so you cannot replace it with V without giga handicapping you in the games that use it.
What the frick are you on about? When have you ever played a game where shift is a modifier?
Wow? Dota? Every rts?
>Thinking anyone in this thread plays videogames and/or uses their keyboard for anything besides typing out shitposts
I don't play that homosexual shit, but I don't really see what the issue would be? I guess it's a little awkward to hit 5 while holding v without rotating your right hand? But the same is true of shift on your left hand.
>but I don't really see what the issue would be?
Because it's literally impossible to make a keybind like V+5 because V isn't a modifier key ughhhh
What, these shit games don't let you rebind modifier keys? V serves the same purpose as left shift, as far as the computer is concerned the key at the location where V is, is left shift thanks to the magic of remapping.
You have to do this keyboard level mapping for a lot of games now, it seems like they all use glorified controller input garbage. If I just remap jump to ctrl, the game still keeps telling me to hit spacebar constantly because the mapping for "confirm" in menus is still space and I can't be fricked changing 80 different keybinds. It's faster to just remap my keyboard at the driver level and switch between a gaymer profile and a typing one.
>I don't play videogames
classic Ganker
Can you name me a game that uses modifiers where shift isn't the primary one?
way does your wang hang right or left?
Every direction at the same time.
Get out of here troony split dick
>implying I'm a troony
You don't understand. My dick exists in dimensions your puny mind cannot comprehend. I can literally FRICK time.
>>Are you right or left handed?
right but I jerk off with my left.
way does your wang hang right or left?
it doesn't "hang" it's buried beneath an ever growing mound of flesh.
>>Do you genuinely consider yourself to be better then average at shooters?
no, I only like anime inspired RPGs and waifu simulators.
I stopped jerking off with my right hand because of cell phones. I use my right hand if not using a cell phone.
Nobody wears their dick to the right. Maybe in Austalia.
Even upsidedown it is still on 'their' left
>newtypes
I'm left handed, still use a mouse right handed though. Wang hangs left. My aiming isn't bad but I also don't seek out shooters as a primary genre. I find my left handedness has me compensate by being spot on with using keys efficiently. I can use WASD to supplement my aiming.
Y’all can thank our Christian forefathers you ungrateful swine
>lefty
>no lean
>significantly better than average
I've never understood the mouse thing. Unless you're in your 20s using a computer for the first time, it isn't that hard to just use it like a normal person.
I can't imagine having to constantly pull off running crouch jumps with my non dominant hand while also moving and switching between items and that just for shooters.