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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really like this
        back in highschool when they were teaching us photoshop and bryce i used to dick around with filters all the time
        ai is so fricking cool

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halo: Combat Evolved

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >effortlessly defeats Red Team
    >made the Covenant kneel at the height of their power
    >embarrasses Master Chief in what can hardly be called a 'fight'
    >destroys mankind's finest creation, the UNSC infinity, in a mere four minutes while still onboard
    >refuses to kneel to Cortana even when his home planet is threatened
    >forces Cortana, who singlehandedly enslaved the galaxy, to kneel
    >puts Cortana in such a hopeless situation that her only move is suicide bomb
    >TANKS a ringworld exploding under him
    >time travels to another universe and kills their Master Chief effortlessly
    What a fricking BEAST.............. and these are just the accomplishments we know about...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whos that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Winston, from Overwatch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>time travels to another universe and kills their Master Chief effortlessly
      what's this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >time travels to another universe and kills their Master Chief effortlessly
        god im glad i am clueless about any halo lore after reach

        >time travels to another universe and kills their Master Chief effortlessly
        He did what?

        He probably means the tv show that had him throw MC around like a b***h until he flatlines.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does he actually die or he just comes back after a few minutes?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He definitely "dies". Cortana lays next to him and then takes over his body to fight off the covenant for a bit. They'll bring him back for season 2 I'm sure but the series ends with Chief just staring blankly into the camera.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Halo has now reached peak, anime tier levels of homosexuality
      Nah bruh, this ain't it chief.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >time travels to another universe and kills their Master Chief effortlessly
      god im glad i am clueless about any halo lore after reach

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >time travels to another universe and kills their Master Chief effortlessly
      He did what?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >343 fanfiction

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some shitty Brute OC who appeared in a game nobody played managed to undo what entire legions of his own race couldn't with a fraction of the time, resources and experience

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool it with the antisemitism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they go all out with Banished being Chuuni I might actually be interested again, but I know they won't

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been reading sci-fi kinos lately, just finished the 40k books Gaunts Ghosts

    About to swtich and read FALL OF REACH, what am I in for

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of fun
      after you finish it, read ghosts of onyx

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bout to swtich and read FALL OF REACH, what am I in for
      Slop and Fall of Reach is still one of the better novels. FoR and Reach contradict each other but FoR is not as great as people make it seem. It is a mix of Ender's Game and Lord of the Flies but very tones down at the beginning and just some background to the ONI being generally shitty people.

      I think the books is what inspired 343i to make more lore accurate content but it was like a monkey's paw wish since their era books suck and Halo lore was always very light, and almost not worth delving into, trying to explain things like the Forerunners was a massive mistake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of fun
        after you finish it, read ghosts of onyx

        The ones I have on my list are Fall of Reach --> First Strike --> Ghost of Onyx --> Contact Harvest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not halo, but Ringworld is certified sci-fi kino

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Banned from MCC because I said 343i were putos during the Latinx holy-month recognition post
    Ironic but they are still putos.
    When will MS kill 343i?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, rip it a new one!!

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly, the magnum opus of the covenant.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, the ring worlds were built by the forerunner

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I foresee a run on that train, heh heh heh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't think of another series that was more thoroughly raped than Halo was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is the vidya equivalent to Star Wars almost 1:1
      Original Trilogy is considered the GOAT.
      Reach is Rogue One
      The Sequel Trilogy is fricking terrible with the 2nd entry almost killing the series on its own and the last entry desperately tried to cash in on nostalgia to lure in fans back.

      There is no equivalent to the prequel trilogy since ODST and Halo Wars series were good. Spartan Strike / Assault are mediocre and very sub-par but I have seen worse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reach is Rogue One
        This is true because Rogue One copied Reach's story and documentary aesthetic very hard.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games don't die like people. This shit still frickin exist. You can play it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is not true. Why are you spreading lies on the internet ?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to eventually explore a whole halo ring someday bros. Something like microsoft flight simulator but on halo, complete with all the in game locations.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the way the world ends

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finish the fight, anon

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