>RIP AND TEAR. >oh wait i'm out of ammo lol

>RIP AND TEAR
>oh wait i'm out of ammo lol

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Skill issue
    2. Rotate your weapon usage
    3. Use the chainsaw (last charge resets after cooldown, so you don't even need fuel)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU WILL USE DIFFERENT WEAPONS ALL THE TIME
      >YOU WILL PICK UP EVERY AMMO TYPE LIKE AN AUTIST
      >YOU WILL USE THE CHAINSAW EVERY 5 SEC BECAUSE WE SAY SO
      >YOU WILL DO MARIO PLATFORMER JUNK AND LIKE IT

      whats the matter buddy
      Skill isssue much????
      Skill issuee?????
      Skill much?????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >voluntarily play a game
        >refuses to use the mechanics of the game
        >complains about the game not being good when you refuse to use the mechanics of the game
        >complains about people calling you out for refusing to use the mechanics of the game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can say upper echelon, its fine

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't believe I'm FORCED to use an enjoyable variety of well-balanced weapons against an enemy roster that encourages their use in various fun and satisfying ways

          Damn this shit sucks... I wish I were playing Quake... Quake would never do this..

          >3 second animation to load 12 shotgun, 100 machine gun, 125 plasma, 7 rocket launcher ammo
          vs
          >3 second animation to load one clip for one weapon, maybe longer if it is a shotgun or heavy weapon

          please elaborate

          I used the shotgun 90% of the game. I love how people crying about there not being enough ammo and "having" to use glory kills are self-reporting that they fricking suck at the game

          sorry you do not have the right amount of ammo to reply to me go gather some (you)'s on the gacha threads before talking to me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he's not constantly switching the boards he's posting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't believe I'm FORCED to use an enjoyable variety of well-balanced weapons against an enemy roster that encourages their use in various fun and satisfying ways

        Damn this shit sucks... I wish I were playing Quake... Quake would never do this..

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only recently learned he's resistant to explosives
          What the FRICK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whats the matter buddy

        Nothing, the game is universally considered one of the best FPS ever made and is already a cult classic.
        So yeah, you lost.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 second animation to load 12 shotgun, 100 machine gun, 125 plasma, 7 rocket launcher ammo
        vs
        >3 second animation to load one clip for one weapon, maybe longer if it is a shotgun or heavy weapon

        please elaborate

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used the shotgun 90% of the game. I love how people crying about there not being enough ammo and "having" to use glory kills are self-reporting that they fricking suck at the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to "play your way?"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turn on godmode if you get so assblasted that the game has mechanics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not every game is meant to be like that, also D2016's ai was made to corner you if you played it like COD or even halo, no game is ever going be always your way, you sometimes have to learn something new.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can probably play your way more in Doom Eternal than most shooters explicitly because it puts resupplying in the hands of the player rather than putting them in the hands of the level designer. You can play long range running away with the ballista/pbolt/chaingun/lock-on or you can close in with the SSG and blood punch and you can swap between them pretty seamlessly because of how fast swapping is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's always been there, anon, just boot up Gzdoom, load gameplay mods like Brutal Doom, Gmota, Russian overkill or something to your liking and play your favourite wads.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just use the forced animation melee kills bro
      This is why people laugh at Zoom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forced animation
        Wrong board

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Use trainer to reconfigure ammo values on weapons
      2. Game is fixed.

      Feels good man. You cucks will be seething, but I'm literally free from the constraints of bad game design.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        better you make your own game a bit worse than demand the game be worse for everyone else.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only fps where being out of ammo is entirely your own fault

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But ripping and tearing is what you do when you run out of ammo

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doom Eternal haters are mentally moronic
    Well, now it makes sense.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chainsawing for ammo in Doom Eternal and weapon breaking in Zelda are both fine mechanics. The arenas in Doom would be too stressful without this mechanic.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doom is a 10/10 game
    2016 and Eternal were guaranteed to be disappointments from the start

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive never ran out of ammo and i played the game on hard my first playthrough
    i'm also a brainlet and can't play fps games for shit and i did all that using a controller
    have a nice day OP

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always imagine people that complain about this game have to be exceptionally dogshit at every video game they own no exaggeration.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does poking fun at this aspect of cause eternalgays to seethe so much?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing that stings more than unfounded criticism is well-founded criticism

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, the sting of no mod support really dampens the game, the community is doing good work, but it's not going to get a breakthrough anytime soon.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
    >moronic door opening cutscene plays
    >"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >follows Skyrim™ compass
    >Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
    >Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
    >cacophony of moronic monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >"Rip and tear" >WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >switches weapons 75 times
    >dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >swings on monkey bars
    >performs impse
    >250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
    >Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
    >"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
    >Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
    >DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why am I not running out of ammo

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs your simon says moba
    ahem

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