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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The statue outside will need changing again lmao

    Put the mk7 Space Marine back there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AoS was made just so that GW HQ doesn't look as much like a neonazi temple

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look less like a neonazi temple
        yeah better do a golden statue with lightning bolts and stern paternal face gazing downwards at the viewer, with a halo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to go back

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also long for the days my country lost wars very badly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stormcast look ironically even more fascist, they are covered in fascist iconography

          I didn't say they knew what they were doing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats implying they didnt know exactly what they were doing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stormcast look ironically even more fascist, they are covered in fascist iconography

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last I saw the Aquila's still up, they just moved it from the front door to the car park. Still visible from the main road

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you get off the train at Nottingham and ask any taxi driver to take you to the 'Nazi building', they all know you mean GW. Changing the sign did nothing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anglos think the symbol of rome/russia is 'nazis'
            British people are really some of the most ignorant dipshits in the world, even more so than Americans.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's because the modern "anglo" is a mulatto slave who never gets to leave his prison plantation, except maybe for a weekend to Iberian resort towns. The br*t*sh do not even deserve to be considered white, they're an embarrassment to all Europe and the continued complacency of the fat, welfare-slurping 60 IQ lumpenprole of the lowest common denominator Englishman is one of the most revolting examples of ethnomasochistic autoflagellation.

              Granted the lowest common denominator America isn't much better but at least we are willing to react violently against our state and its despicable stooges. Disarmed slave prisoners of Airstrip One are better off dead, full stop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      VGH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8CMDHCpI7s&pp=ygUGYXJkaXRp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So a model that was replaced in 1999?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        MK7 wasn't replaced in 1999 you fricking moron, you don't even know what it is, go back to your fricking lore videos

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nayrt, but he's probably referring to the 2nd Ed starter box plastics that the statue is modelled on being replaced with the multi-part kit for 3rd Ed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The statue is a 1995 tactical marine that was replaced in 1999 dumb frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't it be a Primaris Marine now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit they've removed the symbol from the building fully

        it was an aquila for years, then a golden winged Ghal Maraz when they put the Stormcast there

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Locals kept calling it the Nazi Build iirc.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were right tbqh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's still an aquila on there when I visited, just outside the entrance however

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why the frick would anyone ever decide that an image's orientation should be stored inside its metadata

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even waste money on something like that statue when your office building looks like something the Soviet Union shit out?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait he's that small? I know all the pictures are taken from dumb angles specifically to make it look bigger but I didn't expect it to be that severe a disconnect

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact, the space marine was even smaller.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but he looks so big and imposing in his new spot

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The cuck corner

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Excellent reference for weathering, btw.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes not really that big, fortunately or unfortunately. Had a fun day despite that, certainly going to have to replace it so I can flip the new silver one off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          THat's still like one and a half stories, that's plenty for a statue (which is half base I guess)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only people sitting at those benches are people doing heroin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the sky always so dreary and dark in the United Kingdom

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not always, but sunny days are rare enough that they make everyone rush outside to make the most of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replacing the classic bronze marine with that plastic 'literally what' shit was the proof GW was over for good.
      >unbelievably dreadful replacement for a well-made and aesthetically beautiful icon
      >You thought it was just a short term thing due to how shit it was but they just left it there a decade after even GW fans couldn't pretend to care about it.
      >a monument to their corporate culture uber alles policy of tripling down on failure
      Literally aids of shitmar and nu-GW in a nutshell, amazed it wasn't sucked into the shit like the rest of the company deserves to be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel very good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *claps*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mk.7 goes back up just in time for the primaris retcon and they force marine players to buy their armies... again.

      pottery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am of the belief that this is the plan. Primaris will be squatted and nu-primaris will be released but this time with more sculpted on detail and slimmer proportions. Shit that didn’t sell as well like the gravis armor will be reworked into a new kit along.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mk.7 goes back up just in time for the primaris retcon and they force marine players to buy their armies... again.

      pottery

      They're gonna replace it with a primaris marine and you know it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly embarrassing that they put this thing up in the first place.
      So far up their own asses that they didn't even bother waiting to see if anyone would like Stormcast or if AoS would even take off.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's all this about?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just under a decade in to the Age of Sigmar and Stormcast Eternals are getting replaced with Primaris Sigmarines

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yes, except they're the same units and they're not making the old models obsolete. It's more akin to a model update really, albeit with a willingly different design.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah i remember when they said that about marines in 40k too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            In this case they're directly replacing the kits with new versions of the same unit, liberators, prosecutors, paladins, etc are just being outright replaced with new liberstor, prosecutor and plaladin kits rather than being kept in the game along side things that are functionally the same. Sacrosanct chamber units are just being hard discontinued and arent being replaced, so it's not really like the current space marine situation.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they're not making newborn obsolete guys, you just have to buy everything primaris, remove newborn from your army because there aren't rules from them but you can say they're "newborn" lorewise

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know that the history of warhammer releases dates back to before 2016, right? The current space marine tactical squad kit replaced an earlier tactical squad kit, that replaced an even earlier tactical squad kit and the previous model kits were not obsoleted because the unit was always considered to be the same. Replace tactical squad with liberators.

            In fact the older 1st edition stormcast units are getting updated kits with the same name and wargear, but the newer 2nd edition (contemporary with primaris) units that are similar but different (like primaris) are being squatted.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still suspect that Sacrosanct won't be replaced. Just being given a major update alongside the rest of the Skaven.

              In this case they're directly replacing the kits with new versions of the same unit, liberators, prosecutors, paladins, etc are just being outright replaced with new liberstor, prosecutor and plaladin kits rather than being kept in the game along side things that are functionally the same. Sacrosanct chamber units are just being hard discontinued and arent being replaced, so it's not really like the current space marine situation.

              >Sacrosanct chamber units are just being hard discontinued
              Not really, no.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna have to be honest with you, I don't know which of these is the old one and which the replacement. I assume the first one is the old model and two on the right are new weapon options?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old is left one, new is middle one, right is another unit which middle one takes inspiration from as it's proven a wildly more popular design.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >proven a wildly more popular design
            >Selling Fast
            Thunderstrike stormcast might have been okay if they had been the original design, but now they just look smaller and weaker than fatcast

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they weren't more popular I don't think they'd change it

              Well, I don't see any significant difference but good on you guys if you like the new one better. Or I'm sorry they're changing it, I'm not sure which way this is going.

              Eh I don't play Stormcast but I think they look cooler and they've gotten people I know buying them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not how they operate. They committed to the liberator reboot before Dominion released.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I don't see any significant difference but good on you guys if you like the new one better. Or I'm sorry they're changing it, I'm not sure which way this is going.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The AoS thread is funny because they're 2000% consoomers and are complaining that more shit hasn't been updated so they can spend more money. GW killing fantasy was moronic, but they were correct in cultivating a fanbase that will buy everything they make and even demand more shit to buy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething secondary poorgay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. incel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much that's exclusively skaven players.
          And as much as I have a distaste for them, their complaints are entirely valid. They still have metal models being produced for their army (Not finecast, metal) and a few of their units are from... well judging by how you post, before you were born.
          Even if WHFB had survived, people would have these exact same fricking complaints, since there'd be no interregnum period where a bunch of people managed to brainwash themselves into worshipping old models because they're old and literally chomping at the bit at the chance to buy decades old models for modern prices.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay furries don't deserve good things

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with you in theory, but frickin' hell some of the skaven units are ridiculously old. Like, they have units that look like they could be contemporaries with MODERN mantic models. And if you have a model that looks like a mantic one that was produced recently, you KNOW it's frickin' old.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They still have metal models being produced for their army (Not finecast, metal)
            Oh no, the horror, the infamy, my superior models from a superior game are being produced in a superior material that lasts forever and is easier to model if you're not a pants-shitting moron, whatever will I do?
            Smegmarcucks are unspeakable filth

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >white metal
              >easier to model
              Good lord no.
              Now lead, there's a material you can set your watch to.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s bad to want new models that don’t look like shit
          This the absolute summit of old good new bad derangement

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            GW explicitly killed fantasy under the assumption that their fanbase will scream they want new shit to buy nd you are that fanbase. Seethe and buy your New Stormcast, moron.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will. seethe over it, homosexual 🙂

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that your mere observation of their behavior has caused them to chimp at you in the replies is just icing on the cake. They really act like cattle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone complains about how SCE are chunky sigmarines for years
        >GW experiments with leaner models, everyone loves them
        >GW does a refresh of the old, less liked models with the new design tendencies
        >”hahahahaha GW lost! Frick AoS!”

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone loves them
          Except they didn't

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure they did, they were selling fast!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They didn't
            >Nearly 90% of models out of stock

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lets assume that's correct.
              That doesn't mean anything, really.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one has ever liked stormcast

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know at least one zoomer that does. He plays with all the dragon minis.
            But yeah, it was really strange coming from 40k. Back there at least 50% of a playgroup is some form of marine. But in AoS he is the only one playing the groundmarines.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>GW experiments with leaner models, everyone loves them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't play AoS but I collet some units from the setting and its insane how better the nu Stormcasts are compared to the old 1e range. The old ones are literally wearing space marine armour with the scifi bits filed off, it's honestly embarrassing. You can tell exactly where the marine scifi cabling, chest aquila and power pack are supposed to go on a Liberator. The nu ones are actually sculpted to look like fantasy paladins instead of ground marines which is a huge aesthetic upgrade. Now they only need some minimal conversions and a good grimy paintjob to fit in any generic gothic fantasy universe.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like the new Stormcast.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone asks GW to replace their old models with the new style
            >they do it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I adored them. Genuinely got me into AoS and Stormcast as a army.

            Painting Dominion was the moment I first became genuinly happy with my painting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GW experiments with leaner models, everyone loves them
          Funnier still they're squatting the 2nd edition ones which were far better received. Nighthaunt win again it seems.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I still prefer Vindicators just because I like them having a nose. Still, I do MUCH prefer the new Liberators and will enjoy painting them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except they’re still same Liberators, just a model refresh. Unlike dogshit marines.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d be fine with the refresh but the only reason they did it is to add women to the lineup, frick that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really do not understand you terminally online frickwits. No. It is not. It is to make you repurchase the same minis. They changed the look of the faction, so all the old stuff will fall into that new look. It is not some PC conspiracy that you seem to find every fricking where you look because you have brain rot. It is literally just Primaris again they are just being less pussy about it- fat cast already have women in them. In fact the chamber they are purging has tons of female models in it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh no someone doesn’t like femcast eternals.
            The people clamoring for more diversity and female representation don’t buy overpriced models. I wouldn’t be surprised if this design choice leads to even fewer SCE players.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Can’t go one thread without bringing up polshit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you complaining then? Less people should be buying this slop, and if you're right and femcast are consumer repellents then let them have more of them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I much prefer the chunkier look. What a waste.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SE are literally turning into women, holy fricking kek, what a timeline we are living in, lol!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          AoS is made by the people who think troons are everywhere and not just on obscure corners of the internet.

          It’s not a shocker as everything nu-GW creates seems to have this ham fisted diversity approach that is reminiscent of Disney+Blizzard’s Chinese Mobile Game approach.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Hated by

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love how you outed yourself as a troon freak by autistically focusing on the mention of your fetish in a post about corporate greed.

              Sure shows where your priorities lay you absolute freak.

              Tick-tok

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be a real woman or tabletop player, you have no local community or womb, you have no eggs or minis. n

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you assume corporate greed has anything to do with trannies you are a subhuman and you should be liquidated out of basic eugenic concerns

                >Sure shows where your priorities lay you absolute freak.
                Your death is not a matter of politics, it's basic work.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did they give him Vulcan eyebrows?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Star Trek invented having eyebrows

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was very obviously a jab at the weirdly steep angle of the eyebrows. Hence, the comparison to idiosyncratic Star Trek make-up. You have to be very stupid to not understand that 'Vulcan eyebrows' is meant to refer to a particular look, and not just eyebrows in general. Which is why I ask; are you moronic?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was very obviously a jab at the weirdly steep angle of the eyebrows.
                I'm sorry, but I don't really see it.

                >Hence, the comparison to idiosyncratic Star Trek make-up.
                Which is the issue. It doesn't look like makeup.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't look like makeup.
                You meet many people with natural 45 degree eyebrows?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GW makes PRIMARIS STORMCAST

        Bravo GW

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Half shaved head
          You know i would not be as annoyed over the constant insert of femcast eternals but why is it EVERY FRICKING STRONK WOMYN WARRIOR, has the same fricking hair cut? I love it diversity is our strength so here is the same copy paste token strok woman.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the people who make this are hacks that think chinese mobile game aesthetic is actually good looking

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seething TOWtroony

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Immediately brings up trans people
                RENT FREE

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chinese mobile game aesthetic is handsome beefcake orcs and huge boob bawd elves, GW is not doing that at all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't, but they think they do.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >level 5 thug
          > level 20 soldier
          >level 50 boss

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >level 50 boss
            >also being defeated by a wooden arrow.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how many women (not >women) play the game and actually care about having female soldiers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happened with stormcast is that people kept asking them why every single stormcast was male when the selection process is basically "anyone who died heroically" and that would presumably include some women given the large scale of the setting. So GW eventually shat out a few female stormcast miniatures, then started including them as standard in 2nd edition.

          It was male nerds requesting female toys to play with that prompted GW to create female stormcast, rather than GW inserting them in from above to try and attract women. I think they've been fairly popular, a lot of dudes seem to like the idea of giant magic women with hard abs in suits of plate armor.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The SIZE of the hammer combined with WEAR she is gripping the handle fills me with disgust and disappointment.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ***where

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seething TOWtroony

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fail to see how this is a bad thing

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say it was. It seems to have been pretty well received and even though they might have overdone it in terms of quantity a few too many female stormcast is less weird than zero female stormcast. Some people do complain about it from the point of unit uniformity though, which is understandable.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It needs nipples like the blood angel have. Brass breasts would have made this a classic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about women, it's about the rates you get at the bank.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you gays all hated Sigmarines, the new ones look more like their own thing, so I literally don't see the problem here except for
        >OLD THING GOOD 😀
        >NEW THING BAD >:(

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont really care much about the Stormcast remake, but the "man in the iron mask" looking helmet on the middle guy is pretty cool. Would unironically make a really cool space marine helmet with a few changes.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >admitting mistakes
    When did gw become pussies?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AoS is just a shit setting
    Where did my Kino mud-core go? Why are there non-whites and women? Why is everything like a Blizzard World of Warcraft rip-off?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your post is bait but everything you said is true. No one wants fat black lesbians in neon green glow in the dark armour twerking on the gyatts of chuddies while rainbow islands of pure energy explode in and out of existence around them and sigmar himself comes and says "warhammer is no place for racism" in a heavy handed psa that ironically makes people more likely to start a death korps of krieg army.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The AoS thread is funny because they're 2000% consoomers and are complaining that more shit hasn't been updated so they can spend more money. GW killing fantasy was moronic, but they were correct in cultivating a fanbase that will buy everything they make and even demand more shit to buy.

        Have you been to a GW store recently? It’s just onions soaked marvel fans and troons now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My local GW has been doing a MESBG once a month. Most of us are vets, but I even our youngest players are something like 25. Nothing makes the Sigmar kiddies seethe like telling them you’ve owned a particular model since before they were born, and that it doesn’t need a refresh since these are metal cast Perry sculpts. I think the store manager enjoys having actual adults in the store.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, you have been replaced, the trannies have taken over both warhammer settings, as bad as it already is, it's only going to get worse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your post is bait
      But, is it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are there non-whites and women?
      Because white men will soon be genocided. Entire temples will be built out of your bones. You will live just long enough to see everything you love be destroyed.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took them long enough. The new design is still pretty meh but it's a masterpiece compared to rubberized joint fatcast slop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still haven't realized the golem helms are stupid as frick

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stormcast are such a weird thing.
    Lore wise it's pretty fun: Heroes revived over and over again losing a part of their "self" each time to fight against the evils of the realms, but James went about it the worst way possible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heroes revived over and over again losing a part of their "self" each time to fight against the evils of the realms
      Jobbers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That rebuttal doesn't make any sense. Every civilization, worldview, -ism, and ideology has lost wars very badly at some point. Thanks for your non-contribution, historically illiterate moron. Go read some Ibn bin Khaldun and Toynbee in order to understand the rise and fall of civilizations, and then some Thucydides and Sir Arthur Keith to understand conflict and struggle, and finally drink a gallon of bleach, because the lessons you just learned will most likely be lost on you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only read the whining of a jobberfan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sound like some moba shit from early 2000' with some shitty corporate emo rock playing behind the scenes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was cool when they were depicted as faceless automatons who were just made of lightning and slowly loosing their humanity.

      Now they are just people with dumb super powers they can’t always control like a teenage super hero character.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they havent been either at any point.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was the sales pitch I heard from a friend of mine who was a retail manager after he left the air force yeeeeaaars ago.

          This was back when GW had no clue where they were going with AoS and just thought it was going to be a game where the models sold themselves.

          It’s sad to see how AoS had this 15 minutes of being good during second edition after it climbed out of the dumpster that was it’s first edition. AoS 3rd proceeded to look at the hole it had just climbed out of and decided that there must be a cash cow still hiding down there so it proceeded to swan dive back into the garbage hole and start digging even deeper.

          The handling of AoS has been such a fricking disaster. Not saying 40k is exactly spectacular these days, however AoS, as this anon puts it

          Replacing the classic bronze marine with that plastic 'literally what' shit was the proof GW was over for good.
          >unbelievably dreadful replacement for a well-made and aesthetically beautiful icon
          >You thought it was just a short term thing due to how shit it was but they just left it there a decade after even GW fans couldn't pretend to care about it.
          >a monument to their corporate culture uber alles policy of tripling down on failure
          Literally aids of shitmar and nu-GW in a nutshell, amazed it wasn't sucked into the shit like the rest of the company deserves to be

          is a monument to GW’s sins of corporate greed.

          I don’t hate GW, but I hate the direction it’s being driven and firmly suspect we are about 4-6 years off from it being acquired by a much larger company that will try to milk the IP’s it holds for their remaining value in a similar way to MTG.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was also shown most dont get a say in the matter and are basically lobotomized if they refuse to fight.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol they squatting half of the turdcast army now.

    https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/04/whats-leaving-the-warhammer-age-of-sigmar-range/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jfc lmao. Its actually over for Shitmar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The piss goblin stormcast suicide meme was actually prophetic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they nuked Whole ass Beastman faction

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming those are getting ported over to TOW

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it says that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >playing GW rank and flank
          Ew what the frick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming those are getting ported over to TOW

        It says it right there in the linked article that beasts are becoming tow exclusive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah frick, it's got models I like in there. Good classic middlehammer. Bad for ToW, downer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a coincidence the whole old Skaven range is being shelved.
      Almost like its going back to TOW

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you miss the fricking announcment where Skaven and SCE are getting remade for AoS 4e?
        Only thing perma shelved is bestmen

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Did you miss the fricking announcment (sic) where Skaven and SCE are getting remade for AoS 4e?
          Yes, no one pays attention to announcements for a dead failed game

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          use your brain before you post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did they ever show another instance of self-awareness after this one ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the first edition warcry models are leaving
      Bit of a shame but understandable
      >AND Horns of Hashut
      Wait why?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Also sacrosanct are affected.
    Yeah geniuses move GW....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ONLY sacrosanct are affected.
      Basically all Warrior have confirmed updates

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stormcast temporaries

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why anyone would buy GW models after this, at least for gaming purposes. What's the point when even the newest models are clearly disposable with an official lifespan of a couple of years?

    Of course you can still use them to play old editions and other games, and you just might like the models in itself. But this move sets a precedent that some pour cold water on the backs of even the biggest GW whales.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's marineslop, they know the intended audience WILL keep buying new ones no matter what.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the models.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dramatically underestimate how little GW whales have in their lives outside of GW. 20% of the posts in the threads about the squatting were being doing mental gymnastics as to why it’s actually a good thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet you've been completely unable to refute a single one of their arguments without resorting to Ganker-tier memes

        >The stormcast like was completely bloated
        >New, better models are coming out and all evidence points to the model updates coming out to the "squatted" units
        >All the models are easy to proxy

        Go ahead. Refute any of those objectively true points. Also, you can hide behind the mask of neutrality but everyone else here can tell you're a false flagging TOWtroony

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but while I mostly agree I do think that, as a concept, Sacrosant had potential. Frankly though, they should be their own subfaction similar to Dark Angels or Blood Angels. Rulewise they should be fundamentally different in a way that appeals to mage gays.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You refuted your own argument with line 1 and line 2. Braindead Paypiggy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Incorrect. Addressing both arguments in one post gets ahead of the TOWtrannies tendencies to shift goalposts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the standard rotation they've always coveted.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It does not matter how you go out. Only that you die and realize that everything is lost.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will be the first buck I break

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will kill you last. You will beg for death by the end of it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. When you can't see rise of something you like, seeing fall of something you loathe might be the next best thing.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that a bunch of age of sigmar minis got the axe.
    Which of the 40k ones are in danger?
    Eldar are given, their model range is ancient, the custodes minis seem to be lacking in the proportions department especially compared to primaris, shit like the tempestus scions still use short stocky bodies like the old cadian line.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which of the 40k ones are in danger?
      I think they might finally drop the hammer on orcs. Most of their kits have been spared so far simply by the sheer ease of kitbashing. Meaning they can't really remove "Just" the boys.

      Eldar are actually getting gradually getting a rework. I doubt they'll drop the hammer on them any time soon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Eldar model range is too old and cemented in 40k to ever be squatted and it also doesn't have bloat of space marines/Stormcast to justify it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Doesn't help that GW seems determined not to do anything interesting with Eldar. So, for now, it's Craftworld all the way.

          >Most of their kits have been spared so far simply by the sheer ease of kitbashing. Meaning they can't really remove "Just" the boys.
          They already released new Boyz anyway. I'm not entirely sure why they're keeping the old kit around tbqh

          Like other anon said, kit is kind of bad from a "You are meant to use this" perspective. Feels like a monopose kit you get in the starter box.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of their kits have been spared so far simply by the sheer ease of kitbashing. Meaning they can't really remove "Just" the boys.
        They already released new Boyz anyway. I'm not entirely sure why they're keeping the old kit around tbqh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The new kit is awful and only contains 11 monopose models with specific weapons

          Not sure why they couldn't be fricked to just make a real kit in this style

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same happened to nuWoTC.
    Its the current year of subversive cliques.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you allowed to proxy the older models are still legal units? I got the Beasts of Chaos vanguard last month but now the army is getting squatted. I'm wondering if I can sub them in as Slaves of Darkness in tournaments.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're official GW models so I don't see why not, as long as you make it clear to the opponent what they are. Unless they've changed the rules again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are playing at official James Workshop events (but why the frick would you), unmodified proxies are NOT allowed. You could however use the old chaos warriors as the new chaos warriors, as long as the base size is right. But again why are you concerning yourself with what James says you can or cannot do with your plastic crack?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Franz didn't return tho, game's set a bit before his time, no?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think that they won’t bring him back if TOW does well enough?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if TOW does well enough

          Well it’s already confirmed to have been a flop sooo ….

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No? The game is explicitly set centuries before he was born.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game's set a bit before his time, no?
        You do realise Franz shares box with average general and mage on griffon?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me be empty
    Oh and weightless and maybe
    I'll find some peace tonight
    In the aaaarms of an angel fly awaaay from here
    ;_;

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did these guys escape the axe?

    They are old as shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Seraphon are a relatively popular army, and they fill a fine niche in the army on their own. The skaven stuff that got squatted is either ancient or getting replaced, which is why no one is giving a frick about the skaven stuff being removed. Bonesplitters and BoC are no surprises, those factions have gotten no to minimal support over the entirey of AoS.
      Which leaves the SCE, and the reasoning there is pretty obviously that SCE don't fricking need fifteen different kinds of "slow melee infantry dudes". The vanguard stuff wasn't squatted, because they fill a decently unique niche (as the ranged guys in a SCE army). Sacrosanct do nothing special, so they get removed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sacrosanct do nothing special,
        Honestly, they should though. A army of mages should have more rules to them than they actually had.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we need to cut units to reduce bloat
        >we will soon be releasing new units
        Kek. It’s literally just to get paypiggies to buy new models. Like the primaris and moving the story of 40k forward. It’s solely about milking as much as they can from pay pigs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the 1997(?) zombies and think how long they lasted in production. Even AoS didn't stop them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laughs in 31 year old Eldar models

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fortune favors the infamous

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL
    https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bw37v8/found_out_today_that_i_dont_play_aos_anymore/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwar2e/the_only_question_why/

      Gold mine
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bvvt5u/sacrosanct_chamber_is_best_chamber_and_you_can/

      TOTAL PAY PIG DEATH
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwezvv/rip_a_couple_thousand_aud_and_600_hours_of_my_life/

      Me when I’m obsessed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold mine
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bvvt5u/sacrosanct_chamber_is_best_chamber_and_you_can/

      LMFAO
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwar2e/the_only_question_why/

      TOTAL PAY PIG DEATH
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwezvv/rip_a_couple_thousand_aud_and_600_hours_of_my_life/

      hehehe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwar2e/the_only_question_why/

      Gold mine
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bvvt5u/sacrosanct_chamber_is_best_chamber_and_you_can/

      TOTAL PAY PIG DEATH
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwezvv/rip_a_couple_thousand_aud_and_600_hours_of_my_life/

      >publicly revealing himself to be a redditor
      Frick off back to your gay hug box.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO
    https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwar2e/the_only_question_why/

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gold mine
    https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bvvt5u/sacrosanct_chamber_is_best_chamber_and_you_can/

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick GW

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL PAY PIG DEATH
    https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1bwezvv/rip_a_couple_thousand_aud_and_600_hours_of_my_life/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That looks like a great S2D army to me! Swap a couple heads.
      I don’t know why posts like this make me rage. Maybe it’s the old phrase “don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining” but it just reeks of estrogen.

      Yes AoS is a shit setting. Yes it sucks having your army squatted. Hell my bonesplitterz army got squatted and thats after I painted about 120 or so naked green orcs with 5 layers of green for their skin.

      But sweet merciful frick this line of “hurrr durr just do a headswap :^)” sends me into fricking orbit.

      Not sure how me and my 5000 points of Ogres made it through this.

      Yeah I feel like I need to rebase mine. I started Ogres because they were old Fantasy sculpts and I was able to practice more skin painting+tattoo work with them.

      At this rate, I expect a new kit to come out that will invalidate the ones I own but with fugly female orges with dyke hair.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This hobby absolutely needs to be encouraged to kitbash too many people are letting GW frick them on bits it’s a fricking start

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This hobby absolutely needs to be encouraged to kitbash too many people are letting GW frick them on bits it’s a fricking start

        I just bought the Ogor scans and add or remove stuff on blender.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can buy scans?
          Do they have any classics like Chaos Dwarfs?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to say ive seen scans of the old chorfs the classic models, not the newer looking forge world stuff.

            I have for sure seen classic dwarfs.

            Scans I have found on the purple website by looking around in TG.
            newer dwarfs, irondrakes, Ironbreakers, quarrellers/thunderers, none of the blimp boys.
            all the Ogor maw tribe models.
            bunch of orcs, black orcs, savage orcs, boar riders, probably more i cant remember.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Scans I have found on the purple website by looking around in TG.
              I have no idea what that means but I assume it's a wink-wink, nudge-nudge sort of thing so thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

              >I want to say ive seen scans of the old chorfs the classic models, not the newer looking forge world stuff.
              Yeah, I'm all about the big hats. If GW would sell the originals, I'd be all over them but they're impossible to pay for.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ill just help you out.
                Purple website= Cults3d
                TG= telegram

                If you lurk on those youll probably be able to find what youre looking for.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well well, thank you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll one up you

                Look on the black market for your chorfs. They have shipping from Ivan hiding in an obscure former soviet nation but they also sell large pieces of head wear.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock siggy piggies!!!

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure how me and my 5000 points of Ogres made it through this.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no one plays aids of queermare

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More people play it than there are people on this planet able to tolerate being in the same room without you without understanding why Red Terror was justified.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >same room without you without understanding
        Did the finecast dust fry your brain or was it something else?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Finecast dust
          That's the ToW players.

          Either way:
          *As

          There, now your tiny brain should understand what I'm saying.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S AFRAID

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/05/the-anatomy-of-a-warscroll-in-the-new-edition-of-warhammer-age-of-sigmar/

    >Wounds are now Health and inflicting wounds is just called damage because MUH sensitivity
    >Nagash can instantly kill heroes and monsters irregardless of amount of wounds at the end of any player's turn with stupid 1st edition "gimmicks".
    >1st Edition "gimmicks" are back
    They've completely lost it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nagash never lost this ability moron.
      It just shows you have never even looked at his profile in the last 3 editions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >** Many newer players who hear that a model has 10 Wounds might assume that it’s in pretty poor shape, rather than fighting fit…
      >"we actually thing our players are too dumb to understand the rules of the game"

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still feel sorry for AoS fans because it's not nice to have your line and your models that you spent hours and money on, even if AoS is the line that killed Fantasy, it's not exactly like SCE players made that happen.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, that is how they will squeeze more money out of you. Simply get off the hamster wheel. You can still use fat cast, nothing stopping you. Same as when G.W has done this historically.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did people have fits like this when Mark 8 power armor first came out?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mk8 has never really "come out" with a mass replacement in the same way. A couple of metal miniatures were clad in it (I should add here the other armour marks were made up to fill the gap to mk6 around the same time), then a few veterans had the odd part, then when Deathwatch finally got a release they were in it but it's not like people were swapping their Marine armies wholesale for it.

      The closest would be mk6 beakies being replaced with the mk7 Strike Force and then plastics. But that was years later and the RTB01s stopped being produced beforehand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair, I guess.

        >But that was years later and the RTB01s stopped being produced beforehand.
        Seriously? I'll freely admit to not be entirely up to date on my marine release dates but I always assumed RTB01 was still being sold even after the new plastic Strike force marines dropped.

        >It doesn't look like makeup.
        You meet many people with natural 45 degree eyebrows?

        I've met people with pretty sharp eyebrows, yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean MkX with the Primaris?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I actually meant beakies with Mk7 strike force.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they understand that James Workshop isn’t going to come over to their house and take their toys away? But of course, AoS has self-selected for MtG levels of willingness to discard product after it has been ‘rotated out’. I wish I could feel pity for them, but this is what they chose.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ironic as they were handing out the Beasts of Chaos vanguard at Adepticon as part of the expensive badges. Of course they would be handing out the army that they planned to squat a month later.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tzeentch sisters, I don’t feel so good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blue scribes gone
      RIPPERONI PEPPERONI

      I loved that kit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe new models for blue scribes like the changeling and curseling got few years ago?

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek my friend decided that he wants to get into AoS despite nobody in our hobby group giving a frick about that shit, he spent 500 bucks on Sigmarines on Christmas and just finished painting them up

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies btfo and forced to buy new and more expensive sigmarines
    its really hard not to be happy for this, given the outcome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except they're not, please try and follow along.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just sticking with the old FatCast. I think they look better than the skinny guys anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike the nose ridge plate thing on the new liberators
      everything else is an improvement

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol that's the only thing I do like. I can't abide the huge hammer heads in comparison to the rest of the mini

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh. Our local hater agrees with GW for once.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love macca

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think GW should do the same thing with space marine roster in 40k. At least half of their units are superfluous.
    Shit like gravis and phobos fulfills the exact same role as terminators and scouts, old tanks overlap with the new ones (by design) etc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simply delete all Primaris units. It's all bloat

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nuGW will never have any icons because it's just an endless cycle of nu shit nu shit
    True.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its already been done, practically every first born unit for space marines are gone. Only things left are vanguard vets, tactical squads and devestator squads.

    Pretty much everything else is just new scale Primaris stuff.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If AoS fans don't collectively move away to KoW or OPR
    no one actually plays OPR in person, it's just a meme and everyone just goes back to playing Warhammer

    I say this as someone who subs to them for STLs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's just a meme and everyone just goes back to playing Warhammer
      I feel that the reason why is because Warhammer has the larger playerbase and so people are given an incentive to stay in the Warhammer games in order to have players.
      If that's the case then really how easy/hard is it to start a new community based around a non-GW game?

      You'd think that games like KoW and OPR would be easy targets because they basically allow you to use your Citadel models.

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