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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    flops like these are important to remind artists that nobody likes impressionism outside painting critics that smell their own farts
    beauty is objective, stop drawing ugly thing and defending it with "muh art", nobody wants to look at ugly art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't impressionism, its over stylized borderline cubism. actual impressionism still captures the beauty of nature it just does so in an abstract way of thinking, not in a total disgusting redesign like OP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick Monet AND Van Gogh, how's that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cuuooooote owl :>

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except that the picture on the left is way more influenced by impressionism than the picture on the right. The problem with the new look isn't impressionism and you must be really fricking stupid to think that. It's ugly as frick because it has no style, it's the generic shit we get since decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody likes impressionism
      game looks awful, but please don't talk about things you clearly know nothing about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you must be proud of yourself for using "impressionism" just because it sounded complicated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moronic but your heart is in the right place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least fricking google impressionism before you start talking about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this isn't impressionism, its over stylized borderline cubism. actual impressionism still captures the beauty of nature it just does so in an abstract way of thinking, not in a total disgusting redesign like OP.

        >nobody likes impressionism
        game looks awful, but please don't talk about things you clearly know nothing about

        You don't even know what impressionism is, you moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate it but yeah reminds too much of something I'd see on an ad for a tech company

      You sound very fricking dumb. Also I'm pretty sure you don't give a frick about art. Art is freedom, cope useless bastard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KYS troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >troony doesnt know Hitler fled to Argentina
          lmao

          go back

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >troony posts a reddit image
            What this the troon mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >troony doesnt know Hitler fled to Argentina
        lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even know what impressionism is, you moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is not impressionism at all. And French impressionism is gorgeous. Not debatable. You know it's a monet when you walk by

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flop
      game isn't even out yet and you gays are already thinking your shit opinion is enough to sway sales lol
      very narcissistic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everywhere thinks it is shit though, here, the codex, indie retro news, ron gilbert's own blog. the only ones who think it looks good are contrarians and bootlickers. which one are you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody wants to look at ugly art
      Especially with adventure games, In their heyday they were the best looking games available at the time. The gameplay revolves entirely around sitting there and studying the art. They would never have taken off as a genre if everything looked this bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't "impressionism"
      Impressionism, despite the name, if you saw it you probably would think it was just realism.

      No, this artstyle is more like "Flash-Cubism" which is a term I just made up.
      The art work uses primarily angles and curves because it's generated not by digitizing an image, but generated with math. This was easily done with Flash software hence my name for it.
      And that art of using more flat colors/gradients with curves and straight lines instead of more organic line art done by hand.
      The cubism comes from the emphasis on making the proportions incorrect and playing with angles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based I'm tired of these stupid fricks and their ugly art, I'm not going to imagine it beautiful you Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody likes impressionism outside painting critics that smell their own farts
      Bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, artgays are seething.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not impressionism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine to make ugly art but it has to be aware that it is of something ugly and be ugly to convey something meaningful about human psychology etc. to someone whose idea of beauty hasn't been subverted by being told trannies are beautiful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >impressionism
      /v/ermin should never talk about art, ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >video games = art
      what else to expect from the absolutely most moronic board on Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual fricking 80 IQ mongoloid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >making artgays seethe
      fpbp
      get back to drawing porn you useless fricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was it a high iq shitpost?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him for speaking the truth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >him
        WOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      confusing art and beauty or decoration is a noob mistake. Art is art, beauty is beauty, decoration is decoration. Different things like wood vs screws vs plastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that image
        so..hitler won?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        modernism predates ww2 by the better part of a fricking century

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based fpbp /thread we did it Gankerers we just keep getting more and more white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >deliberately use incorrect terminology to bait the artgays into revealing themselves
      classic but also israeli

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beauty is objective
      reminded me of that Roger Scruton documentary "Why Beauty Matters"
      I think it was on an official BBC youtube channel but now it seems to have been erased from streaming services after his death. lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 they say guybrush is gay now and you only hate it because phobia

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of this game so i went to look what the original looked like. fricking kek why did they choose that shitty artstyle looks like onions and rainbow flags

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >never heard of monkey island
      >spams about gays and onions everywhere
      yeah it fits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      this isn't even tumblr

      this is the fricking corporate PPT presentation artstyle

      lurk moar newbies

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tumblr nose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0FEIy4B.png

      this isn't even tumblr

      this is the fricking corporate PPT presentation artstyle

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: we pretend Monkey Island hasn't changed art styles a dozen times already and get worked up for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even the same artstyle was different in different releases but nah we need to stir up engagement i mean controversy

      It's not bad because it's different, it's bad because it's ugly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Good job missing the point moron

        fricking tourists never even played the original.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks better than the new game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even this looks better. You're just making Nu-Monkey look worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I know what will show them!
          >I'll post this shitty CGA screenshot!
          It's funny because you're an actual moron that will never understand why it still looks 100x better than the OP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OK I'll wait until they release the improved graphics version of this game like they did for Monkey 1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what CGA is meant to look like you fricking tard. CGA gains proper colors when processed through composite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            moron computers don't use composite

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are the blackest most moronic gorilla Black person I ever did seen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person op aside, this is really impressive with a limited color palette.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know that it didnt look like that in a cga, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            anonymous

            yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is that gobbledyasiatic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even the same artstyle was different in different releases but nah we need to stir up engagement i mean controversy

      Good job missing the point moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that the new one looks like a Unity asset pack, dipshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2>1>3>4
      are there any other series that do this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Souls if you start with Demons and end with 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          souls start with king's and end with borne

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gabriel Knight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Devil May Cry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Silent Hill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mgs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even the same artstyle was different in different releases but nah we need to stir up engagement i mean controversy

      [...]
      fricking tourists never even played the original.

      it looks like utter shit, cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your taste is uber shit, arrest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And there's Telltale's version, which IMO would look pretty good with decent shaders.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good design, awful execution

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like hi-res Windows Movie Maker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was surprised at that Sam&Max S1 remastering by that other company. The change in shaders/lighting model drastically improved the look of the game. Would have the same effect here to rid of that polygonal-lit smooth look Tales had.

        It is my favourite Guybrush design followed by 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss MI 3s comic style

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even the same artstyle was different in different releases but nah we need to stir up engagement i mean controversy

      [...]
      fricking tourists never even played the original.

      >tries to white knight
      >proves the thread right
      I love it when people this stupid disagree with me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MI 1 and 2 Guybrush is a doofus Chad
      >MI 3 and beyond he's a noodle-armed weenie
      Audience inserts were a mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based I hated how they made him a lanky dweeb in later games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and what about pretending that nobody complained about mk 3 and 4?
      especially 4, that game was ugly as hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been talking shit about MI3's change of artstyle for 20 years now.
      >1 and 2
      >Guybrush looks normal but is funny for being an incompetent buffoon kleptomaniac who wants to be taken seriously
      >Same applies to everyone who looks serious but say silly shit like Ask me about Loom.
      >3 and onward
      >Conan O'Brien caricature doing his best silly impression of a pirate
      >You know everyone's punchline just by looking at them
      It's like comparing Pirates of the Caribbean, on the surface it looks like a serious drama but you keep getting some great punchlines, to I don't know, the Lego version or something. At least since Gilbert wasn't involved I could at least dismiss those for not following the same style. No excuse now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      difference between being unique and lazy, the new one is the ladder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of those have more soul than Return.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even the same artstyle was different in different releases but nah we need to stir up engagement i mean controversy

      [...]
      fricking tourists never even played the original.

      are you pretending to be moronic? it gets shittier and shittier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretend Monkey Island hasn't changed art styles a dozen times already
      yeah and 3 + 4 sucked because of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3d was also shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about Monkey Island past the second game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        past the third

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, 4 is irredeemable so I see where you are getting at.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Globohomosexual + cubism
    MASSIVE yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even the same artstyle was different in different releases but nah we need to stir up engagement i mean controversy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3,5,6,7 are nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God you are so fricking stupid. Just go play Fortnite and don't even try to pretend you know something about anything.

  8. 2 years ago
    01001101 01000100 01000110

    Yeah I lost ALL interest as soon as this ugly as frick artstyle was shown.
    I didn't mind the other modern animation in the newer games, but this blocky square shit is fricking horrible to look at.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, all they had to do was make it look like the remaster of the second game.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Furgay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks fine sometimes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This game is one of the few times this artstyle actually works

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only time this art style wasn't cheap cancer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >intelligent youtube comment
      Now there's something you don't see every decade

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that's not 100% positive is shoved down the bottom by Google's AI. This comment is only visible because the video is recent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes right. I hate yarn looking games too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, most of the time cutout animation is used in cheap productions, by animators who do not have a lot of experience or simply don't give enough of a frick to improve. Cutout animation can be amazing if you play into its strong points and put just a little bit more effort into it, like some tv animation and games like Rayman. The reality however is that most cutout animators are illustrators that somehow slipped into this position and lack the passion for animation in the first place.

      t. lead animator who uses cutout animation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The reality however is that most cutout animators are illustrators that somehow slipped into this position and lack the passion for animation in the first place.
        God's honest truth right there. It's people who probably already do shitty low effort illustrations and now they do shitty low effort animation that'd make the Nine Old Men cry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I helmed a production with almost two dozen animators once and over half of them were just storyboarders or artists with no higher understanding of animation. There was one guy, ONE fricking guy on that team who was an honest-to-god animator with passion.. ironcally both of us got inspired to become animators by Newgrounds back in the day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's utterly right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Went to find the actual comment and was disappointed it was so low down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick fix your font rendering, this is worse than any of the shitty art in this thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2000s flash games aesthetic should've stayed there...in 2000s flash games. Those spergs on deviantart and newgrounds grew up and carried over their artstyle without ever improving and want 60$ for it. Frick that.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But this is based according to Ganker. You always complain about realism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Hyperrealism is bad" and "pseudo-artistic styles are bad" arent mutally exclusive statements

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks like he fell right out of a Dire Straights music video lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek but zoomers of the board have no idea who DS are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I WAAANT MYYYYY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MONKEY ISLE~

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just play the old game if you want the exact same game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread here, and about half of /v other threads on a daily basis.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't kill what is dead.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the red noses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      contrasts the nose from the face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scurvy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish that was true, it would actually be clever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all those teenage girls from tumblr are working in the entertainment industries now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the most inoffensive case of Tumblr nose of all time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Really says something that it still looks 1000X better without the tumblr nose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did the Tumblr nose even take off? Was it just some CalArts professor going mad with power?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because it's good design in the right hands.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://daisyfinch.com/post/36449641660/nose-color-theory

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So it's just an ironic thing to do it when it's not serving the theory purpose?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The actual reason for this is because of tumblr's format and background color that makes red pop out more. Someone is more likely to engage with a thumbnail with a big red circle in it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because tumblr was full of teenage girls

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That art looks fricking horrendous. That shit alone makes it an instant pass.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fine art style you big babies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a fine art style you big babies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's less hideous unphotoshopped, but it's still funny that they thought "I'm a freak and I pat you down" was good publicity.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IM GUYBRUSH DICKNOSE AND I WANT TO BE A PIRATE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOW APPROPRIATE
      YOU DRAW LIKE A COW

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many fricking times does this guy return to Monkey Island?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HES BANGING ON THE BONGOS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Money for nothing and your chicks with dicks for free.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing that evil homosexuals viewing figures drop off a cliff has been very satisfying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That ain't workin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HES BANGING ON THE BONGOS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE

        THAT LITTLE homosexual'S GOT HIS OWN JET AIR PLANE
        THAT LITTLE homosexual'S A MILLIONAIRE

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his nose literally looks like a penis.
    pink tip, and even the shaded part looks like foreskin.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >STYLIZED GRAPHICS ARE BETTER THAN REALISTIC GRAPHICS
    Where are you homosexuals now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >STYLIZED GRAPHICS ARE BETTER THAN REALISTIC GRAPHICS
      >Where are you homosexuals now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      Are you moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the caveat is that the style has to not look like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The style that the stylized graphics use has to be good for it to work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a bad style dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The style needs to not be ass.

      Tales of Monkey Island has aged horribly since 2009 but Zack and Wiki from 2007 still looks good today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posts tranime
      the irony is palpable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good stylized graphics >>> the best possible "realistic" graphics >>>>>>>>> bad stylized graphics

      >posts tranime
      the irony is palpable

      anime website, Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anime website
        Most of Ganker's community hates anime tho.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's an extremely loud minority of newbies, underage kids, and /misc/acks. The vast majority of the site is at least ambivalent to it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu is /misc/core

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tourist homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most of Ganker hates weeaboos, not anime.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Most of Ganker's community hates anime tho.
          >Ganker was literally the first board on this website
          Moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you know he's speaking in present tense and that was almost 20 years ago

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, even the even the anti porn Christian fricks on /misc/ still post anime reaction images

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because they think it makes people they hate mad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker wasn't the first board on Ganker. The oldests are /b/ and /h/ and a few others. Ganker came out a few weeks after creation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And /b/'s old name back then was anime/random, before the anime half split off to Ganker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So? People change, communities change.
            The current Ganker community despises anime and the only reason Ganker still exists is due to being grandfathered.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ganker was never an anime site, weebshits were rightfully contained in the appropriate boards and they only got an attitude later.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >implying Ganker likes anime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          look at these fricking trannies seething at you KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stylization is good when done well.
      If you're style is just shit, then you may as well not have bothered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there are only two types of graphics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      flops like these are important to remind artists that nobody likes impressionism outside painting critics that smell their own farts
      beauty is objective, stop drawing ugly thing and defending it with "muh art", nobody wants to look at ugly art

      I think it looks good.

      ITT: we pretend Monkey Island hasn't changed art styles a dozen times already and get worked up for no reason

      kek btfo

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the issue with the art here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're obviously animating in a Spumco style when the game is a homage the Fleischer style.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when you really want to say what you actually think but you're afraid you won't get a free review copy if you do
      lmao fricking SAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that spanish comment
      >TL note: "this saga is made up of great games, and I can't wait for Rangu to play it"
      I'm assuming Rangu is some kind of eceleb from spain or mexico or wherever the frick
      zoomers are fricking videogame cucks holy shit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the games never go on sale on steam?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are free on gog games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not gog, gog-games.com

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I didn't even know about this site. Thanks!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jewbrush israelitewood and his now-bizarrely-transgender mentor Carla the Swordmaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carla in Monkey Island one mentions being a size 3 when Guybrush tells that he's selling 'these fine leather jackets.'
      Does that look like a size 3?

      The main issue is that the developers must have hired some Tumblr homosexual/troony to design the art for the game. Big and easy mistake.
      Advice for any potential game devs, never hire a progressive artist.

      so-called progressives think that women who look like normal women are not able to be strong or worthy of inclusion in an important role.
      So even though swordsmanship comes from agility and cleverness, as well as a mastery of the art, some prog moron troony doesn't get this so they just think. "warrior need big muscles" and that's how this monstrosity was born.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, in the world of monkey island, swordsmaship is entirely based on wit and 0% on anything else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, unfortunately there is a huge overlap between visual artists and progressive activists, so this type of moronation isn't going away any time soon.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now look at them sleeping dogs, that's the way you do it, you pick them yellow petals from the woods you see.

    The three trials', that's the way you do it, Credit note for nothin' and your crew for free

    Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya, shinetop ain't dumb

    The beast got meathooks, little finger, The beast got his thumb...We got to install rubber chickens, custom pulley in the middle yeah.

    We got to move these idols, we got to move those mugs o' grog.

    See the little homosexual with the earring and the pirate t shirt, Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
    That little homosexual got his own pirateship, That little homosexual, rescued the governess.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Never pay more than 0 bucks for tumblr garbage.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the characters look like one of those content aware scale memes?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate this new art style! This game will be shit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonest comparison, also Skyward Sword looked shitty like this with grotesque ugly characters and it WAS shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everybody hates that artstyle. That design was a shock to fans on release and hardcore didn't like it at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That design was a shock to fans on release
        yeah no shit people were expecting that gamecube's demo trailer I can't post because asiaticmoot range banned my IP for whatever reason
        it took a long time for WW to grow on people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every nostalgia grubbing game in the past 10 years has been shit
      >"This one will be different!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Streets of Rage 4 is the best game of the past decade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Visuals are a huge part of a point and click adventure game.
      Moreover, having a visual style this shit brings into question if the game will be any good at all, since if they fricked up that hard on the visual design, what are the odds they frick up on something else too like story or dialogue? Pretty high

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well wind waker is worse than the N64 games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't WW being shat on because it looked like kiddy shit instead of the DARK, GRITTY REALISM the morons of the time wanted, rather than because the art style was actually just garbage like in this case?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh, they didn't like it because it looked like it eas for kids. I do remember, i think it was game informer magazine, stating that the artstyle was indeed great and expressive, despite the general grumbling about it not looking mature.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Half the reason a ton of zeldagays still hate wind waker is that exact reason

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They could have chosen a better artstyle, but you are all overreacting like autistic children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic screeching serves a valuable niche in market research and consumer satisfaction
      If they revealed this earlier, they would have been made very aware that it looked like absolute hog's ass and that they should change it if they want to succeed
      I don't think they want to succeed all that much though. It looks like ass and they know it, so they hid it until the bitter end. They want to make a small, respectable profit on the name and walk away. Sad!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Overreacting is the only way to get companies to listen to you. No company listens to a measured approach, it needs to be the worst thing ever and a dealbreaker or else they won't bother changing it.

        You two are making the mistake that they are listening to you. For every screeching autist in this thread, there is another person, on a different forum, just talking about how happy they are to see the series come back. Any market research they do will be trickled down reactions that will have zero influence on how they continue finishing the game. They aren't going to overhaul this artstyle because people on the internet poo hoo'd it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They could have chosen a better artstyle, but you are all overreacting like autistic children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Overreacting is the only way to get companies to listen to you. No company listens to a measured approach, it needs to be the worst thing ever and a dealbreaker or else they won't bother changing it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even surprised it looks like shit.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Guybrush looks terrible in that artstyle.

    I don't really mind the art for the other characters really.
    Elaine does look a bit more happy-go-lucky then would normally fir her Monkey Island 1 or 2 vibe. She is more reminiscent visually of the Tell Tale game actually. Which is interesting.

    Overall it is a big shame about the art direction. God they picked the worst fricking look, Jesus Christ.
    But oh well. If the music and writing is still there the game will still be good

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fine to me. I just hope it's actually good. Tales was kinda crappy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's Ron, so the puzzles will probably be 10/10. The ones in Thimbleweed Park were.

      I'm going to try to warm up to the art. It's mostly the animation and the dot-eyes that look shitty.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >realism is the death of crea-

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even managed to add the tumblr nose

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best way to start this series? they remade the first one right? should I just grab the entire gog stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play 1&2 r emaster then 3 and if you want more 4

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks. I don't even need to buy it apperantly thanks to

        Not gog, gog-games.com

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yea

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I take forever to even find the characters in each scene and identify them. My brain simply doesn't register these things as human faces.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, legit worst art style I've ever seen in a commercially produced videogame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I immagine they make an auction where every studio can bid on the lowest price the can make the game on. Once someone bids everyone else can bid lower until nobody bids lower anymore. That last one who bid the lowest gets the job.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ron is on record stating this is the highest budget monkey island game ever made.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Works for civil engineering projects.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel it's fine overall. The characters suck but the rest kind of reminds the latest lucasarts works. The remake is aimed at young kids who still haven't played MI and it feels kind of fitting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The remake is aimed at young kids
      It shouldnt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >remake
      This is supposed to be the long lost Monkey Island 3. The only people who care about it are oldgays who played the first two games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is Ron wanted to make Pixelart MI3a but he couldn't so he got it out of his system with Thimbleweed and now he wants THIS instead.

        Remember this all happened because Ron found this fanart and loved it. And he said Guybrush wouldn't look like this in game, but yes, now Guybrush looks like this in game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao holy shit
          this made a boomer piss and shit himself with glee and waste a bunch of devolver and disney's money

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, what is with this mentality that media for children has to be butt ugly. Uglier than klasky supplo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not only does it have to be wildly ugly, but it also has to be absolute dogshit.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick hell is Ron Gilbert doing?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly Gilbert is hell bent on keeping this shit art style

    https://grumpygamer.com/

    Scroll down some

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's way too late to change it anyway. They'd have to scrap almost everything. This is the sort of thing that shouldn't get past the original design phase.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The game would be the game I wanted to make. I don't want the pressure of trying to make the game you want me to make.
      I don't want to buy the game that I don't want you to make, simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted the art in Return to Monkey Island to be provocative, shocking, and not what everyone was expecting.
      He has a fair point about not wanting to make a "throwback game", but there's a million non-retro ways it could look that aren't dicknoses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's my biggest problem.

        So you don't want to make it a throw back. Fair.

        But come on. There's so many different ways to make this game and doesn't involve eyerape. Why pick literally the WORST option

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One way to make a new installment of a good game be something nobody expects, is to make it a bad game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I wanted the art in Return to Monkey Island to be provocative, shocking, and not what everyone was expecting
        Cause the old "subverted expectations" thing always works so well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ha! I really showed you guys! You expected one thing, and I didn't deliver!
          >Oh, that's unfortunate. I was really looking forward to the thing I was looking forward to
          >Ha! Aren't I clever? Where are you going?
          >Someone else is willing to provide the thing I was looking forward to
          Even worse, this stupid fricking artistic movement is older than anyone alive today

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Someone else is willing to provide the thing I was looking forward to
            Who is that, though? There's not a ton of great comedy adventure games coming out right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Called him a cuck in the CONTACT section.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Real human bean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is this pixel art strawmanning? I never saw pixel art as crucial to the series and still think this absolute fricking garbage because that's what it is. I liked the special edition art actually so it's not like it's a purism thing.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that stunning well animated sword duel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This art style is fricking terrible not only because most people find it ugly but, by the standpoint of making a video game, it is simply one of the worst art styles to use.

      This artstyle is damn near impossible to animate well since the limbs are made way smaller than the torso, in a way different from how people actually are.
      So every animation needs to be done in a way which matches this ugly style, meaning no animation will look natural and human.

      The face is also so over-stylized as to make it no emotion can be seen from it.
      The eyes being just black dots mean that emotions like happiness, anger, fear, ya know-basic shit, shut isn't doable.

      This is one of the worst artistic decisions I think I've ever seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The eyes being just black dots mean that emotions like happiness, anger, fear, ya know-basic shit, shut isn't doable.
        >"I have never seen a hanna barbera cartoon"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But those have eyes which extra lines and space to move and be read which allows for emotion.
          I could explain in more detail, but in broad it just doesn't work with that art style

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            see don’t starve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It almost looks like they're trying to copy the art style from pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >models don't even blink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is this johnny test shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is worse than Johnny Test. At least that art style had eyes which were more than dots and could express emotion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This scene from the trailer nearly gave me motion sickness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IT LOOKS BETTER IN MOTION, I SWEAR
      People without eyes should not judge art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even find a comparison point for a joke because this is legitimately the worst looking thing i've ever seen. I've seen better animation in tamers12345 videos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the broken age audience
    so absolutely no one?
    frickin ugliest art style ever, and ON TOP OF THAT you add tumblrnose, like frick off

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, there is actually something in the water over at muttistan.
    You're all devolving into some kind of barely functioning apes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're delusional if you think you're not drinking from the same reservoir

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a mobile game lmao adventure cucks btfo'd once again lmao

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its still insane to me how this is the same guy who Art Directed Tearaway and LittleBigPlanet, how did he frick this up?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the second worst artstyle I've ever seen.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it, Guybrush looks vulnerable. I hope he has a backpack too so we know he's on an adventure

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We took away their "right" to murder children, and this is how the liberals are fighting back. Disgusting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We need Trump back more than ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We need Trump back
        looks like someone caught the bait

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's a shame.
    Still playing it.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hahahaahahahahahahah

    this is what you were all desperately waiting for and hoping would return you not to monkey island, but to your happy youth. you've been fricked. hahahahahaha

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHAH Doing thigs backwards because my dumbass team has macs. Who cares that Windows is the majority PC market LOL.
      What a fricking idiot holy shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Windows is less than 30% of the market. The vast majority of end user computing devices are UNIX systems these days.
        MacOS may not be as standard as some other UNIX-like OSes, but its actually still a far better choice than Windows for game dev and as a target system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >programmer
      >mac
      I understand the artist using a mac, but a fricking programmer, can only imagine the type.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Macs are incredibly common in IT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Macs
      Disgusting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >using Gnome
          lmao, lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gimp Toolkit isn't going to depend on anything from Gnome like Nautilus file views, and nobody who actually uses Gnome uses the GTK file dialog. Its all drag and drop or setting up what files open with from the file manager.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seems fitting

      The only people I've ever seen use mac for productivity are R staticians and mid af video editors and sound engineers

      Doing gaming on Mac is asinine, the desicion to throw off Vulkan under the Bus for Metal is going to be the death of it as a platform for gayming. I don't even know if there are workarounds like Metal to Vulkan like MoltenVK for DirectX11

      I am just going to assume that they are using OpenGL for everything else + Unity shitbang. I can't imagine them putting togheter anything that can't be done through flowchart programming software

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The programming team is on Mac.

      Not the artist, not the animators.

      The programming team.

      What the frick was this guy thinking? Jesus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most programmers use UNIX-like systems anon.

        Game devs really only use or target Windows when their employers force it on them. Now that Windows is under 30% expect that to be less common. Most target devices these days run some type of UNIX-like OS.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is "art" created by trans people so instantly recognizable?
    I know nothing about whoever created this, but after 5 seconds of looking at it I can be sure they're trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://rexcrowle.com/
      off the mark by a bit, it's a brit
      still, it's a condensation of every trend in art over the last decade that I've disliked
      his whole portfolio looks like a steam sale banner ad

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This made me remember all the stunningly beautiful concept arts for the second game.
    Also the horrible shitstain that is Outer Worlds by the original creators.
    These old men are incapable of recreating the magic.
    Let them die.
    I will not be playing your shitty games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steve Purcell made those. They were gorgeous.

      I don't understand why they went with that troony tumbler garbage with the new game. It's fricking awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably a lot cheaper to produce.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are spending nothing on game design or writing either since that was all done 30 years ago.
          This is the definition of a cashgrab.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick everything

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god I stopped caring for Monkey Island after the 90's. I'd be really upset over this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt even know it kept going after the 90s

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just remember. Old point and click games by LucasArts were literally cutting edge. Even Ken from Sierra admitted that LucasArts had bigger budgets (for obvious reasons)

    The first MI game came out in fricking 1990. And BTFO every other dos era game in terms of looks.

    Imagine if this was released during those time. It would have been a laughing stock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. Honestly it's hilarious to think about.
      >Monkey Island was a big step forward in gaming. For the time it was really impressive with a bunch of clever programming in the background
      >Franchise gets brought back but cashing in on nostalgia by restricting itself back instead of push the franchise forward
      >Simultaneously refusing to cash in on nostalgia because "muh subverted expectations"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gets brought back but cashing in on nostalgia by restricting itself back instead of push the franchise forward
        It was partly Lucas's own fault for completely botching the move to 3d in MI4 and having to put the IP on hiatus for nearly a decade before TTG stepped in to do a new MI that only succeeded in not being worse than MI4 yet still having fricked controls but in a different matter.

        Did any P&C have a graceful 3d transition? Only ones I played were MI & Broken Sword, and Broken Sword fricked it up almost as hard as Escape with controls that made the general gameplay far slower vs. typical mouse clicking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The first MI game came out in fricking 1990. And BTFO every other dos era game in terms of looks.
      KQ5 came out that same year, and even had a contextual click, unlike MI.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        King's Quest V is the worst game of the series though, contextual click or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does a high tec version of point and click adventure look like? Detroit become human?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, pretty much.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT MY MTV

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The teaser looked iffy but I never expect it to look worse than the remasters.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WTF lmfao!

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn, point and click games look like that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This actually looks much better than what we're getting.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit the animation is godawful. Everyone is literally just a stick figure.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOULLESS | SOUL

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks good! You babies will cry over anything.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im thinking i'll stick with 1990 monkey island

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people were b***hing about the new simon the sorcerer game looking too cheap
    >looks like a fricking masterpiece in direct comparison now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks good

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit it looks so bad
    like the globohomosexual google art
    all gilbert had to do was do it like thimbleweed park

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aperture labs got weird.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cave Johnson here
        >The Fluoride in tapwater experiment seems to have taken some unexpected turns. We decided to let it run in a quarantined area and blast it if it ever starts to get out of hand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The listening audience looks like bootleg Doug.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize that the reason they go with this style is because it makes it impossible to make attractive characters which triggers them.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just keep the same artstyle as Thimbleweed Park but tweak it to fit Monkey Island?

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm "fine" with the art style. It's that "style" of animation that makes me vomit though.

    Should have went full aesthetic with the art style and made the characters look and move like paper dolls.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >corporate homosexual style

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that "globohomo"-esque artstyle
    just lol

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The owl looks like it's judging you for buying it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The location looks better in 2022 than in 2009. Real shame that the characters look so bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell the background artist had nothing to do with the character artist. They clash and compete constantly, the background pops out better than the characters which is ludicrous. My eyes are drawn to the details like the arches before the actual intended focus of the scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow a man-made structure turned into a rock formation
      This artist is so exorbitantly shit. Its like he is so used to winging everything that he cant really control the outcome of his art fumblings and has to go with whatever looks most presentable.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you have even played the original games? I'd bet at least 60% of you are here just to b***h about "globohomosexual and tumblr noses" in a game that you were never going to play, in a series that you never played, in a topic that you should have no interest in other than to literally b***h and moan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gatekeeping
      not a good look chief

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played 1, 2 and 3. 3 I played a little as a kid and I loved it. Having played 1 and 2 to completion like 15 years later I can say that I absolutely prefer 1 and 2 to 3 which ruined the way I imagined some of the characters with it's voice acting. 3 also aged a lot worse looks-wise than 1 and 2. I couldn't even play the 2009 version

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is it possible that 3 ruined the way you imagined characters in 1 and 2 if you played 3 before you played 1 and 2? Are MI 1 and 2 tachyon based?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I played 3 when I was about 8 and only the beginning when you're stuck on the boat as I was too stupid to go further. Pretty sure there's no one but Guybrush there. The cartoon style was the most original thing I've seen at the time. Then ~10 years passed and so did most of my kid brain memory of the game. Went on a classic point-and-click binge and spent loads of hours playing 1, 2 and then 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, the classic "you're just hating because you're not a real fan". Frick off and stuff a pine cone up your ass. Monkey Island 1 was the first game I had and for a long time the only one I had. The only piece of gaming memorabilia I hold dear is my original Dial a Pirate.
      This looks like dogshit on a stick and it wouldn't surprise me if Gilbert himself won't understand why Monkey Island was such a hit in the first place by fricking up his own legacy.
      That being said, Gilbert is free to do whatever he wants, the most I'll do is voice my opinion is on here, not going to hunt him down on social media just to talk trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ah, the classic "you're just hating because you're not a real fan".
        No. I'm just remarking on the fact that we've had tons of threads on this very subject today, and why? Because it appeared in a Nintendo Direct. We already knew that RMI looked like this. The first teaser came out over 2 months ago. This is OLD NEWS. Where did all you homosexuals come from to b***h about this NOW? Oh right. The Nintendo Direct.

        I don't like the new art style either, but I'm not going to skew it to hyperbolic proportions as literally the worst thing ever and use it as proof video games are being killed by le SJW boogeyman. It's extremely tiresome. Suck it up or go home, you are all just fellating each other at this point because the art style is finalized and it's not changing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't name another game with an artstyle more actively damaging to the psyche than this one, it's not an hyperbole and I'm not some MI purist fan either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm having a hard time thinking of a uglier commercial produced videogame.
          Legit can't think of one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you. But on the same point of the artstyle not changing in the face of autistic screeching, your point too will be just as ignored by the people making these threads.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Before today we only had a quick teaser. We knew the artstyle was going to be like this, which did produce a lot of hatred that I believe even Gilbert mentioned being surprised by. But some people were saying that the old Guybrush fanart the now main lead artist did wasn't going to be the final game. Turns out it's somehow worse considered he looks like he has a circumcised dick for a nose.
          Plus you're assuming everyone keeps up with all the news. For a lot of people this might've been their first introduction to Monkey Island coming back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >which did produce a lot of hatred that I believe even Gilbert mentioned being surprised by
            There was like a single thread on Ganker the day the teaser dropped and I don't think it hit bump limit. Proof if anything this board is full of drones and NintendoGAF is real.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >NintendoGAF is real.
              Maybe you should go back to neogaf or troonyera, or whereever you came from.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Proof NintendoGAF is real.
              This was conclusively proven ages ago

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the hooker was still working at nintendo back then
                This was pre-gamer gate, right?
                When Ganker was the "slightly edgy" cool kids club that devs loved to poke around with.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you actually surprised a full trailer that actually showed the game garnered more attention than this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The art style was painfully evident, and even back then it received enough backlash for Gilbert to comment on it.
                The point is this was a non-event on Ganker until it showed up in a Nintendo Direct ..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whoa, it's almost like more people were interested in watching the Direct over Devolver's shitty showcases

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Almost none of you were going to play this game, because you're not MI fans, you just saw the trailer in a Direct, and this is the fifth game in the series. So, even if you have valid opinions about the art style, your opinion is still irrelevant. It doesn't matter because you weren't going to play it regardless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >big MI fan here, wow this looks bad
                >shut up you pixelart nostalgiagay you only want the same game over and over

                >I'm new to the series, wow this looks bad
                >shut up you casual you never cared about the series

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, I was super excited with the announcement, I’ve been a huge fan since I played the first game in 2004. This looks like dogshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fifth game in the series

                Sixth game, tard. Ironic you saying that others aren't MI fans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >over Devolver's shitty showcases
                That's not when this was announced.

                RMI was announced on April 4th, 2022, nearly 3 months ago. If you were a MI fan, you'd already know this is what the game looks like. You'd have had nearly 3 months to process it and cope, instead of throw a shit fit 3 months later on something that is old news. We knew the art style was corporate minimalism. We knew the animations were vector paper puppet shit. This is all old news. These threads (of which this is at least the 7th today) are some literal slow poke shit made by people who were never going to play this game anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we couldn't tell by that trailer guybrush would have a dick nose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter if a person cares about Monkey Island or not, art this shitty does not need an expert to hate.
      But I do care about the Monkey Island games, I've played through all of them except 4. And this is just terrible.

      I will still play the game, because I like the characters and humor of Monkey Island enough to tolerate such a terrible art direction.
      but god damn is it bad.

      Though I agree that it isn't ''globohomo" though. the corporate artstyle is way more rounded with almost no angles at all to look the most 'soft and appealing' as possible.

      This is more like cubism, but like flash cubism. Done with scalable vector art which is easy to program.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick you I've wanted a new Ron Gilbert Monkey Island for decades

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seething sjw or blinded fanboy?

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Maybe it looks better in motion
    >Open video
    >It's somehow worse
    How did they manage it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They also managed to use a highly stylized minimalist look and make it so fricking visually busy and jarring that it conveys less visual information than the original games in cga mode.
      The entire screen is just noise

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm a brain damaged moron but I like it. Reminds me of the ultra low res pixel characters from MI1.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your new Guybrush, bro.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that soulless flat I heckin love corporate art style
    YAAAAAAAS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >average Binding of Isaac fan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do I even want to know what that thing sticking out of the paw is/represents?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a native american thing from some particular tribe where people have a form of animal spirit. So one person might be dog spirit, another bear spirit, another buffalo spirit, that type of thing.

        It was used by mentally ill people on Tumblr who were like, super furies who believed that they were actually animals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that flag was meant to be a joke, what the frick?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the long face, Guy?

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought looking at the style that they would at least lean into characters moving like puppets or paper cutouts to get a storybook sort of vibe, but instead it's just jarringly stiff. The backgrounds are alright but the animation and drawing style clash horrendously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The backgrounds are alright
      The backgrounds are the worst part. Theyre all busy and cluttered looking, while also empty and low detail at the same time.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It keeps going down wtf
    It gad at least a 3/4 ratio before

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have taken a 3d marionette style for Monkey Island if they wanted a cheap style, over whatever you call this blocky Flash-tier 'aesthetic'.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would be really sick but they want to make the game as cheaply as possible, so no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ron claims this is the highest budget any monkey island game ever had. And the art director he hired is a high profile one too, so probably not cheap either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every dev probably being paid 3-4x what they did for the original MIs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Half the budget is going to Ron's coke addiction

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most shocking thing about this is that ron gilbert seems to be a moron.
    I always thought that Tim Schaefer was the moron and ron the brains of the operation.
    But it seems like both are fricking morons.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the best version of Monkey Island games? Is it the DOS version? I'm intrested playing the one on left, but I'm wondering if the newer games have more features/content

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The remake/special edition for 1 and 2 has the entire original game inside with no changes and the original graphics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, I I actually never knew that.
        Guess I'm getting the special edition of the two games then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the original game there is a remake that has dubbed dialogues and high resolution graphics with more cartoony aesthetics, although you can also play with the DOS graphics.
      If you don't care about these features just play the original, they're both the same game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Aside from the original game there is a remake that has dubbed dialogues
        So the original game wasn't voiced? Can you play the DOS game with voices from the Remake?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://archive.org/details/monkeyisland1and2ute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's neat
            I'm assuming this isn't going to work Windows 10 and need an emulator, right?

            You can play the remake with original graphics and also the voices.

            So even if I switched the art to the original, the voices remain of the remake still intact?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ScummVM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see, that's what I'm going to use for DOS games.

                >So even if I switched the art to the original, the voices remain of the remake still intact?
                Exactly.

                Neat, then I'm getting the Special Edition. Maybe I might like the new artstyle.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >So even if I switched the art to the original, the voices remain of the remake still intact?
              Exactly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can play the remake with original graphics and also the voices.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    utterly soulless

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the character designs, it looks like it's trying to sell anti-depressants or something .

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that how a franchise looks like once only so.yboys and diversity hires are in command?

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What in the world did they do to the art style? They had one fricking job

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do always find it confusing when games use an ugly art style Fan art is a HUGE player, which can influence how good the sales of your game is. No one on earth is going to want to make fan art of this modern style.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fan art is a HUGE player
      Yeah, and what % of fan art is remotely on model to the product's own style?

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine simping for that asiatic israelite just to pwn muh hecking problematic animechuds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >animechuds
      Women, transgender people and non-whites are anime's audience outside Japan.
      Anime always had "powerful women who need no men" and manga always featured LGBT characters as early as the 70's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Anime always had "powerful women who need no men"
        Difference is unlike the west those women are actually attractive. Now cope, seethe, and dilate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >unlike the west those women are actually attractive.
          But that doesn't change the fact that it still is feminist propaganda painting men as inferior, dumb, evil or both.
          You can't criticize Captain Marvel and at the same time root for Lady Oscar and not lók like a hypocrite.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shut the frick up, newbie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol mods don't actually enforce this apart from when they need an excuse for le funny epic pwn to post on /r/Ganker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cope: The Post
        Again, shut the frick up, newbie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cool, another example of the monthly epic pwn for reddit screencaps
          anyone who still cares about imageboard culture are now on alt chans and the best ones ban tranime

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOW LOOK AT THEM YOYOS

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried Timbleweed Park and it was a fricking cringe fest. This guy is over, too out of touch.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >huge chunk of /vg/ is about anime games
    >Ganker has a substantial amount of anime game threads
    >/vt/ is an anime board
    I'm not sure that image is as convincing as you think it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >/vg/ and Ganker
      >substantial
      lmao
      >vtubers are anime
      oh I get it, you're terminally ill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >huge chunk of /vg/ is about anime games
      Gacha and anime are completely different things. People play gacha for the cute girls, not because they're interested on the medium

      >Ganker has a substantial amount of anime game threads
      Straight false. If you're talking about Senran or Taimanin Asagi, those are gacha addicts escaped from /vg/.

      >/vt/ is an anime board
      /vt/ is literally an e-celeb board. None of those people care about anime as a medium.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Straight false. If you're talking about Senran or Taimanin Asagi, those are gacha addicts escaped from /vg/.
        >he thinks Gacha mobileshit are the only anime games out there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ironic post given how much Xenoblade is loathed here due to being too anime
          >daily "this is japanese humor" Xenoblade .webm thread

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A few morons can make a lot of noise.
            I don't even get them. Is it really that tragic that we have media that doesn't use the tropes and aesthetics of Hollywood movies and Netflix shows?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >A few morons
              They managed to get Xenoblade 3's designs and overall artstyle changed so they aren't "a few".

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that's not what impressionism means

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not so bad now, huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get the rage over the new complete garbage but I always liked the remake style, I didn't get the hate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like shit, dude. At least you can press F10 to go back to the old art style. That's actually pretty cool how it's possible to swap on the fly.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1990

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How'd they manage to come up with a worse art style than MI1:SE?
    At least MI2:SE dialed back on the stupid and had a more consistent look

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LEAKER HERE
    Just found concept art for the Monkey Island sequel coming out in 2030

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Walt Disney and Toryiama went to Calarts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Totally the same you blind, disingenuous homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks better

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why must they ruin everything I love?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats what you deserve for buying their games
      it would have happened even if you didn't buy them

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this why Elaine like Guybrush so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when tumblr nose isnt enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You fight like a dairy farmer!
      >Dude, is that a dick on your nose? HAHAHAHAHA get the frick out of here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Made me chuckle. Nice one.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *cough cough cough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like clockwork.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he work on it or is he just a fan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he work on it or is he just a fan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >18-ish
        >ish
        1, that's a short fricking time and it shows, 2
        >ish
        we get it you're pretending to be a girl, fricking hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oof

      • 2 years ago
        anonymous

        it's going really, really good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >taskbar on the side
          >like an inch thick
          fricking
          ew

          • 2 years ago
            anonymous

            cry more it's actually pretty nice

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >comfy zone
              >bongstream
              >nitter
              lmao

              i really don't gaf not my picture

              >LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                anonymous

                😉 love from bong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Doxxing yourself by showing the name of your YouTube account
          I hope you did that on purpose.

          • 2 years ago
            anonymous

            i really don't gaf not my picture

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >chrome
          >bookmarks to mental health
          >dark mode
          >task bar on left
          >task bar not auto-hide
          >task bar double width
          >bongstream

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idgaf thats not me but thats also me, c-cry more!

            • 2 years ago
              anonymous

              you sound a little mad. idgaf not my pic

              >verification not requred

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nonbinary but also a woman(dude), goes by she
      Isn't this illegal even in their own schizo ideology?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If their mentall illness level is higher than yours, then their ki cancels your attacks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like a pottery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking knew it. I knew it the second I saw that fricking trailer. Jesus frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Impressively ugly artstyle in the new one.

      That explains it. Hard pass (something this dude can't do) on this game.

  108. 2 years ago
    anonymous

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  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if someone ask for what is soul vs souless again just show him this picture.

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a new game or a remake (again)? Why are all the scenes from the old ones?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are all the scenes from the old ones?
      It's set primarily on Monkey Island so there's places we've been before
      It's a new game though, there's supposed to be new islands and such

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if I made you upset, you could always pull up the bookmarked therapist site

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game is in dire straits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that ness

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oof Nidhogg 2 moment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick were they thinking lmao
      it's not even aesthetically appealing ugly, it's just ugly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what the frick were they thinking
        That they put in a lot of effort to make all the assets, so surely they were good and the public at large would learn to appreciate them.
        You'd be surprised at how many people think of themselves as heroes of their own story.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i really really really hate the new art style. the writing and puzzles better be great or i'm skipping this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm skipping it. Even if the writing and puzzles are incredible, it can't make up for this migraine inducing art.

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MONEY FOR NOTHING

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grim Fandango and Monkey Island confirmed to be the same universe.

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tech giant artists?

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what in the absolute frick is that

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