Too bad psychopath, you'll just have to satisfy your sick urges by raping children and mutilating animals like you do every day instead of torturing players in game
have a nice day, fricking disgusting subhuman
>you can force them to work, butcher them, milk them (females), and feed them beans and broccoli to harvest their methane.
I thought this was a pokeman ripoff not an F95 title.
are people hyping unity asset flip because it's a "edgy" pokemon like ????
but i am interested in seeing what it offer so either i wait for sales or ill pirate it
gameplay wise its okay, so far i like some of the mechanics, the animations are a bit janky but its fine, overall its a 7/10 for someone who rarely ever plays these types of games
>People murder and steal in gta constantly
but GTA is a game for le grown, mature, intellectual adults. palworld is just a game for kids with cutesy graphics.
think of the children!
Slavery is worse than murder
are you sure? lots of people submit themselves as slaves willingly nowadays.
Murder and Gore always get a pass, sex, and slavery are worst than outright killing someone or pulling out their intestine and swinging it around like a cowboy doing lasso tricks.
Yeah, watched some gameplay footage, and homeboy butchered a dude he captured - the animation was censored in-game, but it looked like some isis head-chopping shit lmfao
real life isn't as convenient as throwing a pokeball at somebody, typically people either have to be tricked, coerced, or literally trafficked...which is still being tricked and coerced.
with a pokeball, see anybody alone? Just throw a pokeball, catch them, and what the frick can the police do? They can have no lead or trace, because no struggle, or trail that can be left behind by coercion. Honestly it's not like police deal with this shit particularly well anyway, but it would be harder. And the worst part, is you can always just keep them in the pokeball when you're done fricking around with them. Not even a POSSIBILITY of escape, like with most kidnap survivors where the dude slips up and they somehow manage to notify somebody outside that they're kidnapped
It's one of those post apocalyptic shitholes where everything was destroyed by the great ambiguous thing that you discover through journal entries you find in the world.
Considering the theory that we all came from Africa there's a possibility that the ones that lived in Africa were the first ones to use war spoils as workers. But workers must be a concept that only appear during agriculture and agriculture doesn't seem very common in sub-saharan Africa so you can be right
That was disproven recently with even more ancient humans discovered in Europe. It's likely humanity just kind of evolved roughly around the same time all over the world.
>recently
it was disproven more than a decade ago already because they found older skeletons in south america. Their ice bridge theory was always insane anyway. Imagine anyone thinking sea is frozen let me just yolo walk til i hit new land.
is this game actually good? all i hear is that it graphically looks better than modern pokemon games and has a bunch of shock value in it for free advertising
A logical answer would be that action would give TPC/GF bad publicity and seem reactionary for something that is similar, but definitely not directly the same. There's shitty clones of games released every single year all around the world, and Palworld being made in Unreal with all of the finesse of an 11 year old who just discovered how to swap textures in Skyrim isn't raising itself up as a serious contender for the Pokemon throne. If this game was turn-based, aimed at children, and marketed itself similarly to Pokemon, there'd be a chance they move, but right now that would be an ultimately stupid thing to do.
they're probably waiting to see if the game is popular enough to spend the money on lawyers
if it just fizzles away quickly, it's better not drawing attention to it
Everyone is asking the same question. I'm sure Nintendo is working very hard to get something going.
why aren't you happy that there's another creature collecting game? it's a win-win for everyone >people get an extra game >it makes GF/TPC/shittendo get their shit together and actually put some effort into pokeyman again
instead you screech and whine that there are more games to play like joyless c**ts
>it makes GF/TPC/shittendo get their shit together and actually put some effort into pokeyman again
They will release the same unfinished product every year until the end of time as long as parents and you Poke manchildren buy these games. The free market is a myth
>as long as parents and you Poke manchildren buy knock-offs
that doesn't make any fricking sense. if anything losing sales to a competitor would cause TPC/GF to wake up and get their shit together.
Are you illiterate or something? I'm talking about you morons buying Pokemon. They won't put any effort into these games as long as you're buying them. Learn how to read, ESL
YOU learn to write. (You) should have written "as long as you keep buying their games"
4 months ago
Anonymous
Next time don't double down on being a moron and just accept that you weren't able to read. It was very clear that this was talking about Pokemon since Palworld is the first game therefore you can't keep buying their shit. Braindead ESL moron.
>why aren't you happy that there's another creature collecting game?
What kind of question is that? You think Palworld is the only other monster game besides Pokemon that exists? >it makes GF/TPC/shittendo get their shit together
This is said about literally every game that releases in the same genre as a Nintendo game.
>You think Palworld is the only other monster game besides Pokemon that exists?
Yes. Digimon hasn't done anything since Cyber Sleuth in 2015 (Next Order in 2016 if you're being generous), and Monster Rancher is dead.
more like rip palworld, being an edgy pokemon knockoff can only get you one-third of the popularity at best. I fully believe the rumor some of these guys are ex-GF staff that got fired for their ideas.
that's the whole point, you're the villain in this game
it's a politics simulator
you start off with good intentions to create a utopia and destroy evil but in the end the only way to sustain the machine is with slave labor and violence, incremental moral compromises will be made the further you go
the only right move is to not play
>but in the end the only way to sustain the machine is with slave labor and violence, incremental moral compromises will be made the further you go
Damn, kino it is.
>you start off with good intentions to create a utopia and destroy evil but in the end the only way to sustain the machine is with slave labor and violence, incremental moral compromises will be made the further you go
Modern society simulator
1. Streamers and some journos got access early, including this streamer, who got almost all the EA Pals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGatVaAE0EI
2. A little over an hour after you posted this, it just released, so the news is relevant for people now.
3. The dev was infamous for giving people keys, even if they're some tiny-ass streamer with few followers.
So trueee bestie they need to go back to shitting out the 58363554th turn based jRPG like they've been doing since fricking 1946. Survival games have already been around for like a decade.
im dying for a legitimate pokemon competitor to come through, GF deserves bankruptcy for how they've treated pokemon for the last decade. but palworld looks like the kind of game that will be forgotten in two months
There's they/them and its free Battle Simulator spin-off. There's also showdown with tons of custom modes like digimon vs pokemon.
You don't really want a legitimate competitor though, because it's boring to play anything that starts from scratch, it's boring having to relearn all the moves, stats type combinations rather than to expand on the ever living knowledge ytou already have of pokemon
>Look up steam page >Fight, farm, build and work alongside mysterious creatures called "Pals" in this completely new multiplayer, open world survival and crafting game! >multiplayer, open world survival and crafting
Oh so it's garbage
Wait until they learn you can force them to work, butcher them, milk them (females), and feed them beans and broccoli to harvest their methane.
>and feed them beans
THIS PAL EATIN' BEANS
>milk them (females)
No way, please be real
Is the milk thing real
There's a literal noose pal in the game
Nothing surprises me at this point
its a milk or be milked palworld
>milk them (females)
You can milk the males too, idiot.
I demand proof immediately
Thats gay
Good. Gay literally means happy. There's a reason gay men are happy and actually enjoy sex while straights are all miserable incels.
oh god ,it's farquaad
qrd, I recognize this moron and haven't had a name for the face
he's basically a south american gay schizo that spams gay porn and was known to spam in many WRPG threads.
>You can milk the males too, idiot.
Please, they like to be called pokemon fans.
mmmmmmmmm
>butcher them, milk them (females)
Is this game PVP with other players and can you enslave them? If yes i must buy this game ASAP.
Imagine milking the op screenshot girl
>PVP
that's TBA. just co-op for now.
Too bad psychopath, you'll just have to satisfy your sick urges by raping children and mutilating animals like you do every day instead of torturing players in game
have a nice day, fricking disgusting subhuman
oh look a tourist
I WILL now buy your game. Well played mr marketeer, well played indeed.
i am now interested in your game
>you can force them to work, butcher them, milk them (females), and feed them beans and broccoli to harvest their methane.
I thought this was a pokeman ripoff not an F95 title.
It's way darker, idk why they make that edgy
>milk them (females)
I will now buy your game once I find evidence that this is true.....
i will now torrent your game
Can you have sex with them though?
How good are the sex scenes.
I have downloaded your game and i will be refunding my torrented version
wtf is this shit with ambiguous gender, enshourded did the same shit
Damn, those models are full coomer-tier
Burgerland localization please understand
nah this isnt localization because you can select any voice/hair/beard on any "body type"
Damn.
can you direct me to which tracker has the game? im getting nothing on piratebay, rutracker etc.
skidrowreloaded dot com is where i got it from
but its also available on cs rin ru forum but not as a torrent
found it, thank you
np
gameplay wise its okay, so far i like some of the mechanics, the animations are a bit janky but its fine, overall its a 7/10 for someone who rarely ever plays these types of games
>Type 1 and Type 2
Aaaaaaaaand hard pass
Troon game
>still type 1 and type 2ing
I thought you guys said ESG funds ran out
It has been successfully normalized to do it for free now
>Make an Ark clone with a Pokemon mechanic
>It's actually a Rimworld clone
TOTAL HUMAN EXTERMINATION
Yesterday was too late.
i will keep a harem of human pals
>palworld players mortified
Who writes this shit? People murder and steal in gta constantly, and gta is popular.
>Who writes this shit?
Professional clickbait writers
Yup
I still can't believe that's an actual job that people get paid for
when places like ign pays freelancers 20 dollars an article you get what you pay for
>I still can't believe that's an actual job that people get paid for
why not? the job has existed since the 70s at least.
>People murder and steal in gta constantly
lmao well homosexuals like gmanlives thinks that means you're a sociopath in vidya now.
I think the headline is sarcastic
Slavery is worse than murder
>People murder and steal in gta constantly
but GTA is a game for le grown, mature, intellectual adults. palworld is just a game for kids with cutesy graphics.
think of the children!
are you sure? lots of people submit themselves as slaves willingly nowadays.
AI
Something things are just wrong, okay?
Murder and Gore always get a pass, sex, and slavery are worst than outright killing someone or pulling out their intestine and swinging it around like a cowboy doing lasso tricks.
Can't you do that in that Conan Exiles?
Can't sell thralls.
I guess you could trade crafting thralls with other players.
>use animal market mechanic from Planet Zoo
lmao
Yeah, watched some gameplay footage, and homeboy butchered a dude he captured - the animation was censored in-game, but it looked like some isis head-chopping shit lmfao
why the frick would anyone be outside in palworld?
any rando can capture you with a ball and then do whatever they want to you
wait until you find out about real life, anon
real life isn't as convenient as throwing a pokeball at somebody, typically people either have to be tricked, coerced, or literally trafficked...which is still being tricked and coerced.
with a pokeball, see anybody alone? Just throw a pokeball, catch them, and what the frick can the police do? They can have no lead or trace, because no struggle, or trail that can be left behind by coercion. Honestly it's not like police deal with this shit particularly well anyway, but it would be harder. And the worst part, is you can always just keep them in the pokeball when you're done fricking around with them. Not even a POSSIBILITY of escape, like with most kidnap survivors where the dude slips up and they somehow manage to notify somebody outside that they're kidnapped
Because you can just capture them first, duh.
It's one of those post apocalyptic shitholes where everything was destroyed by the great ambiguous thing that you discover through journal entries you find in the world.
How can you enslave and sell humans in Palworld? None of them are black.
>black people invented being enslaved
contrary to popular belief they can't even claim this
Obviously not, white people invented that too. We just let the darkies be the ones to use the invention.
Considering the theory that we all came from Africa there's a possibility that the ones that lived in Africa were the first ones to use war spoils as workers. But workers must be a concept that only appear during agriculture and agriculture doesn't seem very common in sub-saharan Africa so you can be right
That was disproven recently with even more ancient humans discovered in Europe. It's likely humanity just kind of evolved roughly around the same time all over the world.
would love a source for this
>recently
it was disproven more than a decade ago already because they found older skeletons in south america. Their ice bridge theory was always insane anyway. Imagine anyone thinking sea is frozen let me just yolo walk til i hit new land.
>even more ancient humans discovered in Europe
source?
There is at least one black npc.
With a mod you can
>Game has black people
>MAGAets mod them out
>Game doesn't have black people
>MAGAets mod them in
Make up your minds you thundering homosexuals.
>none of them are black
That's why they're called humans.
not only that, you can brutally dismember and cook them too
I would mortify her butthole.
is this game actually good? all i hear is that it graphically looks better than modern pokemon games and has a bunch of shock value in it for free advertising
Women like it so it's probably shit.
It's immersive and has minimal glitching. And because it's a PC game in beta, it can potentially have limitless content if it becomes a success
>crafting game
Basically modern Pokemon.
Some of these creatures look really close to pokemon, why hasn't nintendo pissed themselves about it?
Everyone is asking the same question. I'm sure Nintendo is working very hard to get something going.
A logical answer would be that action would give TPC/GF bad publicity and seem reactionary for something that is similar, but definitely not directly the same. There's shitty clones of games released every single year all around the world, and Palworld being made in Unreal with all of the finesse of an 11 year old who just discovered how to swap textures in Skyrim isn't raising itself up as a serious contender for the Pokemon throne. If this game was turn-based, aimed at children, and marketed itself similarly to Pokemon, there'd be a chance they move, but right now that would be an ultimately stupid thing to do.
they're probably waiting to see if the game is popular enough to spend the money on lawyers
if it just fizzles away quickly, it's better not drawing attention to it
Legally distinct
why aren't you happy that there's another creature collecting game? it's a win-win for everyone
>people get an extra game
>it makes GF/TPC/shittendo get their shit together and actually put some effort into pokeyman again
instead you screech and whine that there are more games to play like joyless c**ts
>it makes GF/TPC/shittendo get their shit together and actually put some effort into pokeyman again
They will release the same unfinished product every year until the end of time as long as parents and you Poke manchildren buy these games. The free market is a myth
>as long as parents and you Poke manchildren buy knock-offs
that doesn't make any fricking sense. if anything losing sales to a competitor would cause TPC/GF to wake up and get their shit together.
Are you illiterate or something? I'm talking about you morons buying Pokemon. They won't put any effort into these games as long as you're buying them. Learn how to read, ESL
YOU learn to write. (You) should have written "as long as you keep buying their games"
Next time don't double down on being a moron and just accept that you weren't able to read. It was very clear that this was talking about Pokemon since Palworld is the first game therefore you can't keep buying their shit. Braindead ESL moron.
>why aren't you happy that there's another creature collecting game?
What kind of question is that? You think Palworld is the only other monster game besides Pokemon that exists?
>it makes GF/TPC/shittendo get their shit together
This is said about literally every game that releases in the same genre as a Nintendo game.
>You think Palworld is the only other monster game besides Pokemon that exists?
Yes. Digimon hasn't done anything since Cyber Sleuth in 2015 (Next Order in 2016 if you're being generous), and Monster Rancher is dead.
more like rip palworld, being an edgy pokemon knockoff can only get you one-third of the popularity at best. I fully believe the rumor some of these guys are ex-GF staff that got fired for their ideas.
>survival crafting
Please destroy this genre I don't want to see it anymore please
What, like, IRL? Was the game an educational experience or something?
Any webm? I don't feel like googling it and polluting my algorithm.
More ads? This game is gonna explode in popularity?
>mortified
More like shocked but amused. No one is mortified and people love it.
Shitty clickbait.
My dick would be scared stiff if I could make them into my slaves
Is this an actual slaver sim? I'd play it
No, it's just ARK with a coat of Pokemon paint.
you can play it like one. Instead of having "workers" you outright have slaves. Within 2 weeks full slave sim mods will exist
THATS MY PROSTITUTE
MGS 6 looks sick
that's the whole point, you're the villain in this game
it's a politics simulator
you start off with good intentions to create a utopia and destroy evil but in the end the only way to sustain the machine is with slave labor and violence, incremental moral compromises will be made the further you go
the only right move is to not play
It's a Russia/USA/china simulator?
>but in the end the only way to sustain the machine is with slave labor and violence, incremental moral compromises will be made the further you go
Damn, kino it is.
That sounds KINO as frick.
>you start off with good intentions to create a utopia and destroy evil but in the end the only way to sustain the machine is with slave labor and violence, incremental moral compromises will be made the further you go
Modern society simulator
the real world doesn't have infinite resources like video games so your point is moronic.
I would just like to say how much of a wasted opportunity the name "paldex" is when they could have used palbum (pal + album)
Am I crazy or is this game just a reskinned craftopia? I feel like no-one else is seeing this
It's more like the people who even remember that Craftopia was a thing already noticed that when this game was initially revealed/announced
It was made by the same people wasn't it?
why would that be mortifying?
i hate selective morality so much lol
the same people who think troonys gate 3 is ok are like omg slavery in avideo game canceled
So that means you think "troonys gate 3" is awesome right?
i don't care about whatever the topic of this thread is, i just want to know the name of the chick and more pics of her
mods are going to be fun
What do the human npcs look like? Are they cute?
Get a life.
No
>Palwords players mortified
let me guess, 3 morons on twitter and no one else?
didint visit Gankereddit since last year, what di i miss whats palword?
A game announced in 2021 that was in development limbo until monday when they released a trailer saying it was coming out on the 19th
Pokemon but edgy
Sometimes living in the current year sucks but I am glad the ESRB can no longer stop such funny games from being made anymore
why did they choose that image
Eyecandy
>Mortified
>Palworld players
But the game isn't out yet?
Does this game have anything going for it other than just being edgy?
Probably streamers who got copies early do they can shill the game to 13 year olds
Nope besides crafting survival game ,shootting pokemon and enslaving anime human npcs
1. Streamers and some journos got access early, including this streamer, who got almost all the EA Pals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGatVaAE0EI
2. A little over an hour after you posted this, it just released, so the news is relevant for people now.
3. The dev was infamous for giving people keys, even if they're some tiny-ass streamer with few followers.
Can I buy it yet or is it still just shilling?
Less than an hour
Im more interested if it can be torrented this build cause it obvious they re gonna censor it
OMG IS THAT ANOTHER EPIC THRILLING SURVIVAL CRAFTING GAME?!?!?!?!?! HOOOOOOYPPPPE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE XQC PLAY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So trueee bestie they need to go back to shitting out the 58363554th turn based jRPG like they've been doing since fricking 1946. Survival games have already been around for like a decade.
im dying for a legitimate pokemon competitor to come through, GF deserves bankruptcy for how they've treated pokemon for the last decade. but palworld looks like the kind of game that will be forgotten in two months
Palworld gonna be the degenerate Minecraft
There's they/them and its free Battle Simulator spin-off. There's also showdown with tons of custom modes like digimon vs pokemon.
You don't really want a legitimate competitor though, because it's boring to play anything that starts from scratch, it's boring having to relearn all the moves, stats type combinations rather than to expand on the ever living knowledge ytou already have of pokemon
>mortified that you can sell pixels
can someone behead journos? the world will be all the better for it.
Don't you buttchuggers say that about every Pokémon rip-off?
Explain buttchugging to me without using the words "butt" or "chugging"
I didn't use any words.
You kidding
MORTIFIED
>Game journos are mortified as people realize that gaming journalism is a total joke
>110 posts in this thread
>100 in another
>no screenshots
Great 'game' i see
>113k In-Game
warband bros we're so back
Warband wishes it could do half of what this game is advertising tbh. The closet competitors to it is tied between Rimworld and Freecities.
In what universe is this game even approaching Rimjobworld or Free Cities?
I will now buy your game.
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE MY HECKIN' WHOLESOME
I EXPECTED CUTERINO POKERINOS BUT I KILL, BUTCHER, AND DEVOUR THEM!!
just like irl with beef
Pokesisters.... not like this
>146k
pokemon games sell 20M+ units. call me when it reaches a million
>pokeshitter seething because a jap noname studio reaches tenth of first day interest of the biggest franchise on planet earth
>17 usd
Know what? Being a third-homie sometimes has its perks
The perks being the ability ability to buy some Chinesese shovelware for 17 burgerbucks? Wow, you really are blessed.
>Being mad at someone buying things
Lmao stay angry
>mad
?
Beats having third world country healthcare lol
I mean yes, no one in their right mind would argue that the US isn't a shithole.
>Chinesese
>game is actually Japanese, but you probably already know that
Weak bait, but I'll allow it. Have a (you).
based anon setting the record straight. you also have a (You) for being you
Shovelware is still shovelware
Does this game have microtransactions in it? Looks like some gachashit.
>mortified
>Players
You mean journos and tourists
>give NPCs evil moral choices that aren't morally gray
>they freak out
Same old story.
With those inhuman controversy ideas do you think the full game will ever be released?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/NEET_kisser/recommended/1623730
Gib likes and awards pls
how the frick do you have 150 hours already
Gib a like and 3 awards and I'll tell you. Keep in mind that I got access before streamers and their 72 hour pre-launch access, so that isn't it
im not giving you shit e-begging reddit moron
Have fun being outsmarted by this "moron," good sir 😉 No upvotes for you!
>Look up steam page
>Fight, farm, build and work alongside mysterious creatures called "Pals" in this completely new multiplayer, open world survival and crafting game!
>multiplayer, open world survival and crafting
Oh so it's garbage
Cute asian girls!
>palworld "players"
Sure sure, gotta get those clicks somehow
are people hyping unity asset flip because it's a "edgy" pokemon like ????
but i am interested in seeing what it offer so either i wait for sales or ill pirate it