>robot drinks alcohol. >gets drunk

>robot drinks alcohol
>gets drunk
immersion ruined 0/10

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it has sugar of any kind it would gum up their works

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is technology so shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we need nanobots that release sugar eating bacteria

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact: there are some people with a disorder called autobrewery syndrome where some people have a strain of bacteria in their guts that would eat any sugar and turn it into alcohol, and they end up getting fricking TRASHED without letting a drop past their lips.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >robot gets horny
    >gets sex
    immersion ruined 0/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie needs to go back to making robot stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          flim13

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        needs to do more paizuri

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Robot paizuri, yes please

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's so old I first saw it on pornhub before it went mainstream, got pozzed and filled with troons

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot drinks alcohol
    >Pretends to be drunk in a naive attempt to understand humans
    kino achieved. 10/10

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    drinks alcohol
    kino

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually just water and it makes their hardware malfunction

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ripe 28 years of age
    >never once been drunk
    >been so high i started having an out of body experience
    >no desire to ever be drunk ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun when you have a sex partner

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the issue, ive never even been on a date. Though i imagine sex on shrooms is far more enjoyable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a semi-reformed borderline alcoholic, I didn't drink to get drunk, but to keep a buzz.
      I had a shitty physical job with awful hours, so it was more drinking to self medicate.
      With drunks you tend to see two types of drunk, those who stay half in the bag, and binge drinkers.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >robot
    >give it huge, fat breasts
    ???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a cyborg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cyborgs aren't robots

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and she's not a robot, she's a cyborg.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then it's not unusual for her to have fat breasts or be able to get drunk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where else is she going to store her ammo?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    game???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddess of Victory Nikke

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot laughs
    >Dies

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she smells

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