>we don't get to visit Crudarach ruins
>it's not in first season pass
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>>>/vg/
/vg/ has no rogue trader thread, its 99% pedophilic anime garbage and this game is reduced to a small thread about all crpgs ever made - they mostly talk about wotr - and by mean talk I mean ritual post the same shit for years straight. Its bad what zoomers have done to this site
ritual posters and avatar avatargays need to be banned (from real life)
Total Jimmi smooching
Hey femcels, what is so great about Heinrix
These are troons, not femcels.
You can tell it's femanons cause they're not talking about the size of his dick
He's a generic good looking young guy in a world that doesn't have many of those, and in a game that doesn't really have directly competing options for straight female romances.
Still baffling to me that people can just ignore him being a spy who'll 100% sell you out to enhanced interrogation and worse the second he suspects you brush too close with ruinous powers, or his boss just tells him to.
>100% sell you out
she can fix him bto
Someone has to tell Calcazar about RT's sexual escapades
>implying he doesn't know
>implying it wasn't his plan all along
I doubt he expected Heinrix to drop the Inquisition though, but when was the last time anything in wh40k universe went according to keikaku.
>being a spy
spying for what? the good guys? Your Emperor?
>sell you out
communist tier moron talk, you sold your soul to literal murder gods of rape
>brush too close with ruinous powers
why would you brush too close with the BBEG of the entire game, franchise, universe, dumbfricko
nta but lol at thinking the imperium is the good guys also jimi's boss was allied with the deldar the entire time and caused one of your planets to turn to chaos
youre human, imperium is your best and only choice, you little child
I'll take Iconoclast Nomos Expanse instead, thanks.
>short term thinking
>disregarding the entire / whole / bigger picture
dumb low IQ subhuman, you hear how the members of the inquistion are all 140IQ+ one in a billion kind of chads? Well you and your thinking is the opposite end of that spectrum. Fricking disgusting unevolved, unthinking monkey
>inquistion
>140IQ+
Even Inquisition would disagree
lol the inquisition in RT has trouble with simple concepts like
>guy tortured by deldar shouldn't be kept in charge of sensitive info
>if you trust or ally with deldar they might frick you over
>if you go full heresy to make a chaos sun it will frick you over
>if your plan involves fricking over a specific deldar and specific RT one or both might realize this and frick you over first
I guess he's a decent looking guy you can flirt with if you're too squeamish for Marazhai?
I like raw emotions. His spaghetti dropping not being an act shows that he's legit interested in RT, and that he cares. Not to mention that "muh protection" trope works very well in his case. Like men want to be white knights, so do women want to feel safe even when they're vulnerable. It's actually very soulful, even if a bit obsessive in his true love route kek. Also, him being stoic but also a very touchy person adds a lot to the romance as a whole, I'm into this shit.
The whole list would be too long, but this is the core of it.
tldr tradwife way is the only proper, nature-intended, way
YWNBAW
kys troon-obsessed zoombie
You just described an Incel except he's good looking.
doing emperor's work while i'm away, anon
>implying the treasonous xeno is still alive
I gave her a chance to show me her kind isn't just a gaggle of smarmy c**ts constantly flirting with chaos, and she blew it. The second I got out of Cumrag, I gave her to Jimi.
She doesn't betray you thoughbeit
I was 20 hours into the game and it's more linear than Dragon Quest. I say was, because after reloading space combat 5 times due to the ship turning one stage too much and then looking it up only to find out it's a bug related to animation speed, I remembered why I quit every Owlcat game released.
Arguably the worst Owlcat game to-date, which I guess wasn't a huge standard to begin with.
ENOUGH with space elves. RT has too much of them already, I demand more trading
Friendly reminder that Pasqal, Jimmi, Argenta and Ulfar were right.
TOTAL XENOS DEATH
Sorry, I can't hear over the sounds of wild, passionate meditation
>wild, passionate
You wish
Full image please
Look up Zulidian on Twitter and scroll a bit
Thanks
Elantach, I haven't said the m-word for a whole hour. I believe I am entitled to an extra meditation session today.
I fricking hope 1.1 will fix her "can we talk about your people now" flags
You can fix it with toybox, an anon uploaded a screenshot of what you can talk about, it's not much just clarifies previous shit she omitted
I know, but it's still a bug
Yes, honey. Feel free to speak dirty during it
Here's an item wiki that is not Fextralife. Doesn't have everything yet tho
https://www.gamerguides.com/warhammer-40k-rogue-trader/database/weapons/shotguns/shard-shotgun
Just search'n'pick in toybox bro
>five minutes after meeting Cassia
If she doesn't have gills, she does not appeal
***INITIATING RITES OF SHITPOSTING***
//kill//terminate// xenos. //behead//remove nervous system for further study of// xenos. //roundhouse kick a//grab with mechandrite and smash against// xeno into the concrete. //slam dunk//throw from great distance with precision// an eldar baby into the plasma drive. //disintegrate//atomize// filthy drukhari. //defecate//dump biological waste// on a xeno's soulstone. //launch//throw// xenos into the Maw. //flamer//purge in holy promethium// xenos in cages. //toss//catapult// xenos into active warp storms. //urinate into//contaminate// a xeno's amasec. //judo throw//violently grab with mechandrites and chuck// xenos into a venti shaft. //twist//rip// xenos heads off. //report//inform of presence// xenos to the inquisition. //chainsword chop//gruesomely cut// xenos in half. //curb stomp//crush with incredible overwhelming force// pregnant eldar prostitutes. //trap//imprison// xenos in the lower decks. //crush//pulp// xenos under a venerable Leman Russ. //vaporise//melt// xenos with melta. //eat//turn into nutribars// xenos. //dissect//gift to magos biologis unit// xenos. //exterminate//eliminate abominations to the omnissiah// xenos in the Palace. //stomp//squash// xenos skulls with adamantine toed boots. //cremate//safely dispose of// xenos in the waste disposal unit. [[[DATA EXPUNGED SERVITORIZING XENOS IS TECH HERESY THE OMNISSIAH KNOWS ALL COMPREHENDS ALL]]]. //mandatory censure//total destruction of traitors to the Imperium// for xenolovers. Grind xenos babies with manufactorum cogs//the holy cog crushes xenoheresy praise the Deus Machina//. //drown//fill respiratory system with// xenos in liquid prometheum. //incinerate//scorch// xenos with sanctified psychic powers. //kick//hit with great force// old xenos out the airlock. //feed//utilize biomass in useful manner// xenos to underhivers. //slice//cut// xenos with a power axe.
this is a gift of knowledge
the Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all
Fundamental
I love the way Ad-Mech is in this game. The way they "write" is amazing / interesting / original. Am I autistic?
They really got the mechanicus right.
Yeah, pretty much every Admech writes in a different way, but still robotic.
this unit's blessed shitpost is a boon to the cult mechanicus
may the omnisiah guide you
What if Ulfar was romancable (even if non-sexual due to Astartes)
Would (You) femcels?
He's pure bara material, into a trash
>bara
nah
Warhammer Meira
Post cute Yrliet x RT art
Total Jimmy cucking. Yrlichads stay winning
>ugly tumblr landwhale style
>AND a lesbian prostitute
Lick clockwork
Don't whorry, there is surely an enormous shlong in these pants
How can you cuck Jimmy with Yrliet without being a dyke?
Consider not being a prostitute
Consider killing yourself then
>go to ice planet
>two giant frickheads spartan kick me to death
holy fricking shit
>leave it for later
>yrliet murders everything before it even gets close
well that was anticlimactic
>word bearers frick over one of my colonies and I can do nothing about it
thanks lorgar. Do thousand sons ever show up? I'm asking because Tzeentch has been meddling with the RT since act one, and they are the traitor astartes most tied to tzeentch.
Expanse isolation can't come soon enough
Nope they don't
No femboy sorcerer for ye
If you could pick only one, would you rather female assassin or female judge dredd
Armor is hotter than spandex anyway
Why are you gay
1. I'm bisexual which is objectively based
2. There could be humongous honkers under that heavy armor. Intrigue only makes it better good
Female assassin, male judge dread. Fits more imo
Twink assassin (2 ass)
fem assassin male dredd, but will they be romancable is the question
I assume the male ought to be since there are 2 romancable males and 3 females
Sorry but Dredd is only married to the Law.
I'm Rogue Trader. In my protectorate I am the Law
Basically pasqal romance
Female Dredd because game needs a romance option for dogmatic characters.
>romance option for dogmatic characters.
that's jimmi though
Ahahahahahahahahahahah
Do you think the dredd will have enough braincells to side with you against Xavier?
Could be like Fischig, And would likely end the same way.
>cuck this
>cuck that
I'm a rogue trader, I'm allowed to have multiple wives that I love equally.
Not in this game.
if he did that in a muslim country or mormon community it would just be normal
Realistically speaking, is there anything stopping a Rogue Trader from visiting the lower decks daily to impregnate some peasants? Even if he only manages to impregnate one woman a day, if he gets to live 100 years, that's over 30000 children, not to mention grandchildren and further descendants.
It's enough to fill an entire fricking Frigate.
The succession would be amusing.
>fraternizing with the common voidborn rabble
disgusting
Ship is big. Better to have lowerdeckers go to your quarters themselves
>giving your seed to the lowborn scum
Imagine the STDs
Calligos you need to practice some self control
I like both the fish and the austitic xeno, sue me.
> The Big E himself gives you his blessing (certified with his own blood!) to do whatever the frick you want as long as it makes you wealthy
> you proceed to slum it around the lower decks gooning it to rabble pussy
No SoB romance no buy
Then you'll never buy it.
Correct
It amazes me how many people seem to overlook how terroble Yrliet is as a character just because 'muh aeldari waifu'.
All of our guys are terrible people. Abechad is literally to blame for toddlers dying, among other things
Waifugays have no taste and no standards.
They wanted a bog-standard space elf gf and Yrliet is what they got, so they have to pretend there is something to be happy about.
Cope Pathcuck. Your people will never be as great as they once were
That's Noldorgay. He's just salty that aeldari women belong to human men.
>terrible
Why?
>He's just salty that aeldari women belong to human men
The only ever official, now retconned, half-eldar had an eldar father.
TO
HUMAN
MEN
Some joke-pic is really the best you got?
Name five couples. Official sources only, no pics, only text.
Do you understand the meaning of "in denial" pathcuck?
>ad-hom
>still no sources
Name ten couples. Official lore only.
>completely misunderstand discussion and builds a strawman
Are pathcucks really?
>has absolutely zero arguments, except made-up ad-homs
Name twenty-twelfteen official couples. I'm waiting.
TO
HUMAN
MEN
I'd trade both Marz and Yrliet for a clown companion FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I wonder if that harlequin Nocturne or whatever his name is was ever slated as a potential companion. He keeps showing up and being weird and smug and talking in verse.
If you open that WhRtModificationTemplate-release then he is there as "zanni"
I hope they add him back for the DLC.
>Name five couples
My femRT x Marzahai have enough sexo for 20 couples
Aeldari men simp for human stacies
Your move Noldorgay
> no pics
> on an image board
But fr if Gorillaman says shit is cool, it's cool.
Girlieman is a cuck and literally just a device to sell ultramarines
Eldar are just in denial
*eldar women
Is there any character that's not terrible in some way or another?
>It amazes me how many people seem to overlook how terroble Yrliet is as a character
But she isn't terrible. She is an interesting character. Just because character makes mistakes or is rude to player, it doesn't make it a badly written character
pic unrelated
It's explicitly related. Loghain is a great character people claim is bad, just because they dislike him personally. Similar to Kreia.
I couldn't call her terrible, just boring
>terroble Yrliet is as a character
Why? I thought she had a nicely written arc. An Eldar broken by the loss of her home desperately searching for answers and to help her people. Also is suspicious towards the farseers and humans who are partly both to blame. Overtime she sees the RT is not like how she percieved mon'keigh and starts to bond with him, but still fricks it all up due to letting her desperation and trust issues pervail. Then does everything she can to attone and even sacrifices her soulstone to protect the RT she loves, the act 3 and post 3 character growth was amazing. And in the romance an Aeldari fully sees a human as an equal, which is damn near unheard of. Hell despite the revulsion to physical touch the late game dialogue shows she is getting over that slowly (standing much closer to RT just shy of skin contact before entering spirit world and then offering her hand in the spirit world)
The problem she has is the same with a lot of other characters, rushed late game makes her feel unfinished (only Pasqal feels 100% complete imo) and gets shafted in her endings by bad writing and a good part of her character development is locked behind her romance (which is a problem for Jimmi too).
... she sells you and your friends to Cum on Rag.
I had Argenta place a bolter round into my best DPS companion for less.
>she sells you and your friends to Cum on Rag.
This is false, she doesn't sell you out.
And the post was about her being a bad character not wether she has flaws or not
>... she sells you and your friends to Cum on Rag.
She doesn't. She is simply moronic. If she knew you would end up there, she wouldn't take the bait.
also she's really not any dumber than you, scalander and jimmi since you all fell for obvious drukhari bullshit too
holy frick how do people still not understand what happened there, she did not sell you out
also lol at keeping argenta if you're going to start with that
>also lol at keeping argenta if you're going to start with that
She shot a heretic and made me a Rogue Trader in the process. What's the problem?
Can't bang Theodora now
Realistically, if she somehow got into your quarters and saw you with the sword shard, even if you were going to throw it away later, she could have killed you on the spot. Plan to get the chaos bomb from the gutted voidship to safely dispose of later? Could have killed you right there. Saw you and Heinrix next to Kiava Gamma computer? Could have assumed you were going to use it and killed you. Kept Nomos? Could have decided it was a Chaos entity and killed you. You're lucky that she magically stops doing this when you become RT but you don't know this in-universe.
She didn't just see heretic artifact and shoot. She KNEW that there was a heretic high up in the Von Valancius dynasty, and when she saw Theodora fiddling with a chaos device in her own quarters she connected the dots and realized that Theodora was the heretic (and was also supposedly being guided by the Emperor). Unless you're actively co-operating with Cultists she's not gonna shoot you.
Voigtvir was already a heretic, Theodora could have found the device without being one like how you're "fiddling" with the blade shard in your quarters through no fault of your own. Heinrix can mess with Chaos shit several times during Kiava Gamma and you can support or help him with that. Normally you wouldn't risk it once you found out what she did because you don't know you're the protagonist and she's not going to kill YOU offscreen.
My point was that Argenta shot Theodora for more than just holding a chaos artifact, she connected Theodora/the artifact with the Chaos cult on Salis Prime and deduced that Theodora had to be cooperating with the cult. If she had taken the artifact as the trophy of war it wouldn't explain how the cult got to a world only known by the von Valancius dynasty. As long as you aren't cooperating with any chaos cults you have nothing to fear from Argenta.
My point was in character it would be ridiculous to trust that because you don't know what would set her off. Also she doesn't actually try to kill you when she sees you do [Heretic] things until the very end so it's more that you're safe from her because you're the main character in a videogame.
>My point was in character it would be ridiculous to trust that because you don't know what would set her off
That might be fair if you discover that she killed Theodora but don't know the exact circumstances, but she stills you herself that she did it, and gives you a reasonable, rational reason for why she did it.
>Also she doesn't actually try to kill you when she sees you do [Heretic] things until the very end so it's more that you're safe from her because you're the main character in a videogame.
I can't really comment on this since I haven't done a heretic playthrough, but it seems like she DOES try to shoot you when she realizes you are 100% a heretic.
>adding more companions
Can we get an increase to party size pretty please? theres too many characters I would like to field.
>Constantly talks down to you on a personal level calling you and everyone else in your party a mon'keigh
>Is a colossal idiot herself, trusting Drukhari to not be manipulative asshats even after she herself called them manipulative asshats
>Got off the easiest in Commoragh but still pretends she suffered as much as the others
>Kills an officer just for touching her, kills two more during a Warp event for the same reason
>At almost every opportunity she's talking shit about the Imperium, even though it's doing far better than the aeldari are
>Entire character plot can be summarized as "Wah wah muh people are stupid and dying"
And yet people still simp for her. Amazing.
>kills an officer
anon that's literally nothing. if she wasn't a condescending moron she wouldn't be an eldar
>Imperium,
>doing far better than the aeldari are
Say what you will about them but they haven't been solely responsible for the birth of a chaos god that killed like half their race.
>state right now
>vs
>did a thing some time ago
At least they aren't bolstering the chaos gods forces in numbers never seen before.
Isn't ironic there are no Slaanesh eldar units ? The greatest higher being created by the Eldar hates them and would rather field and use humans instead
>Imperium
>Starting to once again win major victories over Chaos and Xenos, have stopped the Tyranids dead in their tracks in the 4th Tyrannic War, and now have two whole Primarchs back
>Aeldari
>Have never won a single major victory, all their minor victories come at laughably high cost, the only Craftworld to participate in a Tyrannic War is famously 99% dead, the Ynnari are a complete and total joke, and their race is still dying out and doimed to eternal buttfricking
And is still in a better state than Imperium. Seethe dogmagay
There are more humans on a single Hive World than there are aeldari in the whole galaxy.
Quality vs quantity
>improves her behavior and stops calling you and eventually even others that
>lots of people drop the ball in the game
>her torture was torture to her, only people that don't know the setting think otherwise
>muh human lives (very iconoclast of you)
>the shit she talks is deserved
>meme simplications are not an argument
Get better material next time
talks down to you on a personal level calling you and everyone else in your party a mon'keigh
On a personal level she doesn't whenyou get on good turns and sees you as an equal later on
>>Is a colossal idiot herself, trusting Drukhari to not be manipulative asshats even after she herself called them manipulative asshats
Yes, but that was her being emotional and desperate making a stupid choice, humans do this all the time irl in universe and Eldar have 100x stronger emotions than humans. Still is moronic move, but that's just a character's flaw and mistake she tries to atone for and it's reflected in her development. It doesn't make her a bad character, beeing a Marry Sue would
>>Got off the easiest in Commoragh but still pretends she suffered as much as the others
Nope, she can't meditate and heal after that and her torture was torturous for a craftworlder
>Kills an officer just for touching her, kills two more during a Warp event for the same reason
True for first one, in second one she wasn't in control she was having a warp halucination. There should have been an icono option to call her out for first one.
>At almost every opportunity she's talking shit about the Imperium, even though it's doing far better than the aeldari are
A lot of it's fair criticism and the other bits are just bog standard Eldar superiority complex spel. In character for an Eldar
>Entire character plot can be summarized as "Wah wah muh people are stupid and dying"
False, see
>stops calling you mon-keigh immediately, most of your party are buttholes to her from the start so that's fair
>she mistakenly thinks they'd be buttholes to her personally and lead her to her people's corpses or something, she doesn't get the whole thing with Marazhai having beef with you
>wrong, that was torture for her too
>oh no, 3 whole people, better kick Cassia off the ship too
>the Imperium IS shit and she's completely right about everything
>you can do this with everyone: wah wah my wolf friends are stupid and dead, wah wah i'm stupid give me more money, wah wah people hate me because muh job is torturing people, wah wah i only meant to murder this other person, wah wah my evil buddies are stupid and dying
I will print her eventually
really love when artists incorporate the T'au symbol into clevage
Reminder that Noldorgay is a b***h who owns no models, and is therefore incapable of properly weighing in on matters involving the Eldar.
And more important, he's a literal cuckold who feels NTR'd because
ELDAR WOMEN BELONG TO HUMAN MEN
For real. I own 20 eldar rangers, among other things. They go to cumjars regularly
>stirrup leggings
>buttplug on a belt
I said no pics.
>eldar not taller
Fricking waifugays. Never pretend you care about this fictional race.
She's actually leaned over running in that picture. She's kissing him really fast, hence the surprise on his face.
>eldar not taller
NTA, but the character is in all other art. Must be leaning in that pic or on a lower platform
>girlyman shippers
Good for them, I guess.
By the way, do you own any Harlequin models? You are posting one, so...
>By the way, do you own any Harlequin models? You are posting one, so...
Yet you didn't ask me about the guardsman model...curious
I'm utterly confused. What faction are you supposed to own that allows you to talk about some completely different faction?
The pic was guardman and a harleyquin, so you have to own both to post it
Judging from his response, he may only own guardsmen models.
So he is not allowed to post these pics.
You fool, the standard of models was placed upon you first due to your so called love of the Eldar. How can you claim such a thing if you own no Eldar models?
You're still subject to arguments from others.
>the standard of models was placed upon you first due to your so called love of the Eldar
Where did I say that?
I think they are pretty cool, aside from very badly written lore and BL books, but that's it. And I'd still rather talk about that lore, than the dumb shipping homosexualry about couples that never happened.
He was called Noldorgay because he brought Noldor up in your regular "hur dur elves have sex with human men and are weak and dumb and get beaten by humans at everything while still being dumb mary sues" on /tg/ as an example of well-written, yet flawed elves. Blame the homosexuals on /tg/.
>badly written lore
After the last HH book, I'm honestly glad Thorpe was the one who took on the Eldar. He may be boring but he's not as awful as Abnett.
>he
Stop fricking pretending you're not who you are you goddamn filthy subhuman wretch, and stop bringing up Tolkien into your autistic shitflings because you feel cuckolded by one of the biggest romantic tropes in fantasy fiction.
Fricking Tolkien himself wrote Beren and Lúthien and Aragorn and Arwen and those two couples are LITERALLY the codifying ones for all elf/human romance in fantasy. You've never been right about this. You fundamentally cannot take a joke and you've gotten to the point you're incapable of understanding why this fricking couple type exists.
>and stop bringing up Tolkien into your autistic shitflings
I was not the one that brought this whole Noldor thing up. We can all drop this stupid title for all I care.
Tolkien would absolutely rotate at your posts. He had very personal and also very narrative reasons within the context of his books. Not only would he think you are a dumb moron for thinking that in every setting all female elves lust exclusively for human men because he wrote something, he would also call you a dumb moron for blindly copying it on only on the grossest most barebones surface level. And probably also think your MUH HUMAN DICK shitposting is gross and primitive.
Never shield your shitpost with Tolkien. He regardless wrote his elves with care and respect while you portray them as one-dimensional fricktoys.
Also, if you shitpost, allow me to counter shitpost. This is not a hugbox. Don't sperg out all the time and make it personal, and these things stop sooner.
>MUH HUMAN DICK shitposting
How about chaste romance somewhat accurate to the game shitposting?
After such post, I'm not gonna believe that you're not the one who brough Noldor up, pathcuck
The first one that brought that name up was
The first one that talked about the actual Noldor was
It's in this thread, just search for it.
>he thinks he wasn't immediately identifiable when he started posting his shitty elf folder.
It's okay Noldorgay. You're such a crying b***hboy that you might get an aeldari neechan to comfort you
>he actually wants to engage me on Tolkien
Frick off with your stupidity.
First, I need you to understand something. You are WHOLLY transparent. You don't actually give a single frick about any of the things you claim to. All this is is a years long autistic shitfling because you felt NTR'd over what is ultimately just shitposting. And when this is just about lesser forms of entertainment like 40k or WoW or whatever else that's fine. But once you start genuinely bringing up Tolkien and pretending you understand a single thing about his writing, his subcreation or the peoples and cultures he created that's where it stops being amusing to me and transitions into wanting to genuinely wring your neck.
Keep your shit to pop culture yeah? Don't bring actual good literature into your crusade you cuckold homosexual.
You don't seem to understand what I'm saying yeah? I brought up the thing with Tolkien (yes I'm both those posts homosexual, learn to identify the same anon you newbie) as a quick crash course on why you're a gigantic fricking homosexual and how sad it is the Noldor are associated with your stupidity.
You decided to engage instead of keeping your filthy subhuman mouth shut about it. What you need to do henceforth is keep your shitty obsessions to pop culture shit and even if anons bring up where your fricking shitty nickname came from you keep your mouth shut.
You are only allowed to post blueberry breasts if yoe own Tau models.
I see alpharius's plan to disrupt the thread with shitty waifu race wars was a tremendous success.
So, if I buy some cheap model from ebay and paint it very shoddily, am I then allowed to make absolutely moronic shit up about ANY faction I want and it's automatically right?
No. It's the opposite. If you're gonna act like a moron like Noldorgay does, at the very least back it up with genuine interest in the hobby itself
Fact is Noldorgay doesn't give a singular frick about the aeldari. He just seethes at elf women fanservice especially if it involves human men.
He does the same shit with the elves from WoW and probably other shit I'm unaware of. Frankly it pisses me off he has the name "Noldor" because fricking Fingolfin did not duel satan himself on the gates of hell to have his people associated with this rampant homosexualry
>tfw no solitaire bf
Noldorgay vs Froggy
Who is more annoying?
Both are homosexuals but at least Froggy is transparent and honest in his beliefs.
Noldorgay is a disingenuous homosexual ergo he's far worse.
Froggy can be funny at least
>cumtown's doctor Mengele
Also, simps are more pathetic than both.
Eldar cultures are highly varied and hold their own internal diversities. Some might like humans enough to engage with them romantically. Others might attack and kill humans on sight.
Such is the nature of the galaxy, for it is vast and wide.
>for it is vast and wide
And yet, they still can't name a single couple.
Yrliet and Eltanach
Eltanach and Yrliet
They actually named a single one, pathcuck
Anon, you can count the number of major named human on human couples in 40k on one hand. Honestly the only one that comes to mind is Cain and Amberley.
GW isn't going to go around writing romance novels thought that'd be funny
The emperor and the chaos gods need to kiss and make up baka.
FabiusBile and his clown simp (one sided from the clown)
That Chaos Sorc and his Drukhari gf
Drukhari rape humans all the time, even outright appeared in a book where a Wych rapes a human guy a homonculii was torturing
None of them are actual couples.
First one is unrequited attraction from the Eldar's side
#2nd is in their odd way
>She licked the taste of my sweat from her clawed fingertip. ‘Disgusting mon-keigh,’ she said softly. A last brush of eye contact was all the dismissal I had before she turned and took to the air once more
Nefertari even certainly wants Khayon's "boltgun". He's just asexual
But to add I'm not a "MUH HUMAN wiener" poster I'm just saying Eldar can get attracted to humans in lore, but it's very rare. It's more common for Drukhari, since well they're degenerates and don't have the same standards as crafties
druhkari are soulless and only do it in the most painful ways possible for the humans because as you said they are degenerates. I wouldn't call it attraction.
>druhkari are soulless
what? they aren't, a big part of their lore is needing to torture to stop their souls from getting sucked away by slaanesh
Well they're not soulless and Marazhai can end up actually liking the RT and seeing her(/him) as an equal so it's not impossible, just very rare.
Reminder for Noldorgay that there are human/elf couples in AoS. While half-eldar per se are very unlikely, GW might make a move on eldar and Yrlikek might be a first step and/or test
>AoS
Like I give a shit.
You missed the point
fixed the skin
upgraded the ballistics
Can you make hair color accurate?
sure, why not
forgot to fix the collar and added eye shadow. Blush is a personal touch, since I imagined her arguing with someone on the net over how big human wieners are and the other girl started posting pictures.
Are those just shadows due to art style around eyes or does she wear makeup?
Bit of both probably.
It's make up, if you look close enough
I'm still confused at what models I need to own if I want to shitpost over certain factions.
This is important, I don't want to own a million models.
If you just want to shitpost then none. If you claim to really like a faction then owning at least a model for it shows you actually do care about them.
>people discussing eldar-human couples
>they never bring up Ephrael Stern and Kyganil
I think of you as inherently dishonest with a clear agenda.
All decent anti-chaos people should get an eldar simping for them
Nobody wants to acknowledge these characters
Why? Because it's a male eldar and a female human?
It's absolutely transparent that all couples brought up here is always with a female eldar.
it's a shit mary sue with donut steel super powers
And so was Yvraine.
Yeah anon, hence why nobody fricking likes Yvraine outside of seeing her getting dicked. If her model wasn't nice enough to generate porn she'd be made fun of even more than she is now.
>hence why nobody fricking likes Yvraine outside of seeing her getting dicked
And my point proven.
Anon, NOBODY likes Yvraine as a character. They like her because her model is neat and the memes about her and Guilliman are something cute in an otherwise grimdark and romance-less setting.
Yes, we realized you agree with me. Thanks for confirming.
Yvraine was meant to be Malys model they repainted and turned into another character
I will die on this hill
>Malys
who?
That highlighting is insane.
> meanwhile my figures look like I dipped them in melted crayon wax.
Post yours miniatures, as long as you are having fun it's great!
I like her gyrinx
But for real, why doesn't Iyanna Arienal lead the Ynnari
yes
what are you frickers even arguing about? I can't tell if you like or hate elves
Most people here don't like elves.
They just like the idea of fricking one as some sexual self-insert power-fantasy.
They can claim whatever they want, but they don't care about elf stories about elf guys being the protagonists doing cool stuff for their own sakes.
He did not.
While there are a bunch of people like that like the "human men" anon, personally I like elves and want my fem RT to gently hold hands with one. Basically I don't think the people just wanting to frick a female eldar and the ones liking Yrliet as a character are the same people, though there is some overlap.
Anon you realize that the only reason people (myself included) start with the "human men" shit is because we know it makes him seethe right?
He's literally just a cuckold who sees the couple trope as interracial nNTR for some reason.
>w-we just make terrible shitposts because it makes him seethe
you're both annoying
Nah, you're just a gay.
And that's okay, people can like whatever they want. It's just the constant shitposting, lying and making stuff up that's annoying and making it difficult to have a reasonable discussion about this fictional.
By the way, people have been doing this for years before I ever started my autistic crusade. Them acting like asshats in elf threads, only interested in posting porn and shitpost is how we got here.
>he's still trying to twist it
It's not regular anon's fault you're an autistic cuckold who can't separate regular discussion from taking the piss.
If you in any way cared about board quality you'd stop acting like the moron you are and allow yourself to disappear. But you can't help youself because you are genuinely that mentally deficient.
Human men by the way
>who can't separate regular discussion from taking the piss
I'm not the one that has to turn every discussion into meta-arguments.
We can drop this talk about specific anons on the internet, I wouldn't mind.
>If you in any way cared about board quality
Muh human dick-shitposters aren't exactly sitting on a high horse here.
You are even confirming that you like to bait and turn the threads to shit.
is pic rel a he-elf or she-elf
>I'm not the one that has to turn every discussion into meta-arguments.
Yes you are, by your very presence.
>Muh human dick-shitposters aren't exactly sitting on a high horse here.
They are LITERALLY better than you. Because it's funny. Nothing's funny about your autistic cuckold rage. And again, the people making those posts are the ones actually having decent discussion otherwise. Have you even bothered to play RT at all? I bet you haven't even bothered to dissect etudes and flags on Yrliet or Marazhai to figure out how to get perfect endings to their quests.
You literally don't engage with the shit you come to shitfling over. You just get mad about people having fun.
>that pic
>get rammed
Sorry losers
Unfortunately, eldar ships don't want to be kissed. Shame that even they are in the closet
Proof
>Turn the cheek
>Blueball
Eldar, amiright?
Are those games any good? Should I start with 1 or 2?
>don't want to
Consent not required.
For what it's worth it's cool when people actually discuss Eldar and post interesting lore without everything turning into obnoxious shit about who's fricking whom.
Eldar lore is fricking shit lmao, literally the only good part about them is the porn.
Cope harder pathcuck. I can do both
Remember that noldorgay says stuff like "humans are the Black folk of fantasy" becaue that is what he sees in the mirror.
can someone post a cute cassia picture?
what happens if you look into the eye right when you nut
You ejaculate your soul and die.
cum with the power of a thousand suns enough to outshine the astronomican
The light shines bright enough to summon the Tyranuts
Abelard, exterminatus the thread, we'll try again later
Is Noldorgay okay with elf male x human female?
Shut the frick up, moron.
rude
Official Noldorgay opinion, pin this down, make a screenshot.
Not really. Depends on the context. I think the focus on elves as the "fantasy race that has lots of interracial sex" is dumb and moronic. But that depends on the setting. If you however have elf and human couples (for which there can be good reasons within the context of their own setting), then at least have a good mix of different combinations, instead just female pointy ears + male human.
Tolkien had reasons for why it was just male human and female elf, yet he also had a male elf and female human falling in love with each other. Take note, study his context, don't blindly copy it on the surface level.
> then at least have a good mix of different combinations, instead just female pointy ears + male human.
That's actually pretty reasonable. Like RT has reasonable possible couples and both imaginary handholding with female elf and degenerate bdsm with male dark elf which if anything is the opposite of the usual wannabe elf fricker's expectation.
Yeah, I don't really like having eldar companions with romances in this game in the first place, but at least Marazhai adds variety. Some people here would have preffered it if he was female as well, and any potential subsequent eldar companion too. Male eldar not allowed, only to shoot at.
Do you realize that you just continue to confirm everything people claim about you, pathcuck?
And how does Yrliet not add variety? Her romance is the most unique in game at best, second most unique at worst
If she's so cool, why do I have bone fragments of her craft world on my trophy case and the skull of her friend in my inventory?
>humans murder eldar
>this is somehow eldar fault
>oh no why do eldar call humans stupid violent mon-keigh
You will never have eldar kick you in the balls and call you pathetic animal, because they're not real. How do you live with that?
im not a gay virgin that posts this homosexual garbage on Ganker instead of talking about the game, the lore, or what ever the frick else, you total fricking subhuman
>call you pathetic animal
We have Froggy who will call "pathetic tranimal"
We really need froggy right now, to distract us from pathcuck's moronation. Good froggy too
>pathcuck's moronation
spoiler they are one and the same
Nah, froggy is not as autistic
But Tolkien elves have more sex with humans than 40k elves (not counting Drukhari)
>Tolkien elves
Beren and Lúthien, Arwen and Aragorn, Tuor and Idril, Turin and Finduilas, the ancestors of the line of Dol Amroth, Aegnor and Andreth (male elf on female human just for (you)
Also the fact Arwen and Aragorn literally inspired every single one that came after and Tolkien himself literally created the concept of the human hero and elf princess just because he wanted to call his wife pretty (Tolkien was a good lad)
>Warhammer elves
Kerellian and Teclis. Also half-elves are an actual thing in WHF.
The human and elf couples in Tolkiens works are absolutely minimal in number, that's the entire point. You can count them on one hand.
So are half-elves in warhammer fantasy. They are so rare, they might as well not exist and only found in BL books and some rare mentions in the rpg.
>Kerillian
Lmao, he's a moron.
>absolutely minimal in number
>account for almost every single romantic couple of any importance in the works that are explored in any meaningful way.
The other couples you have in any way mentioned romantically or given any romantic context beyond "they married and had kids" are a little bit of Fëanor and Nerdanel, a bit with Finwë and his two wives, Sam and Rosy, and Faramir and Eowyn.
Meanwhile Aragorn and Arwen are THE romance for LOTR, and Beren and Lúthien are THE romance for the entire setting. Tuor and Idril's entire relationship is integral to the fall of Gondolin. Finduilas plays a pivotal role in Turin's story and downfall. And while not very talked about, Aegnor and Andreth short in the History of Middle-Earth is perhaps the single most important piece of Tolkien writing when it comes to the philosophical and thematic study of the differences that separate elves and men in his writing. Only thing that comes to close that level of worldbuilding depth is the Shibboleth of Fëanor.
Like I said, you do NOT understand this shit at all.
It's about absolute numbers. It's "amount", not "importance". There were only a handful of elf-human couples in Tolkien works, yet there are half-elves in Forgotten Realms almost everywhere. The fact that Tolkien put great importance to his elf-human couples compared to something in FR where it just happens because interracial sex is one reason why his world-building is better.
I put that "don't take too seriously" down there and you are still sperging out. Learn to read.
jesus christ another fricking virgin lmfao
>elf sex elf sex elf pussy elf sex
jesus fricking christ you are pathetic.
Have you even read the post that had that pic attached to it? That's exactly the point.
Except the amount matters when romance in general is scarce and the majority of said romance is precisely about it being between humans and elves.
He is probably gay, hence he can't see the appeal of a human guy (the kind of human that cares about heroic fiction) ending up with a pretty girl. And he is the ultimate secondary, Farquad at least played the games and put some effort into his homosexual fantasies.
He doesn't mind if there are elf/eldar males involved, if you catch my drift.
What's going on in this thre-- oh
Eldargays literally can't help but ruin anything they touch. Makes me even more glad I shot that stupid b***h on sight on Janus.
Yeah now you can enjoy getting actually betrayed and taken to Commoragh because the Inquisition are morons.
There are eldar fans and eldar fanboys. Later ones are just space marine fanboys with bigger, more fragile egos and simping for different faction
You're all equally insufferable. Eldar shouldn't even be in 40k any more.
we're all the sons of Guilliman!
>Girlyman shitposting is literally twitter now
Good, you homosexuals can frick off then.
40k soon will be complete normiecore. Boomers and children will be walking everywhere in t-shirts with Guilliman and Abaddon printed on them. It's the next big thing, no other franchise remains to further devour by hollyjew.
speak up shortie i can't hear you
When are we getting a new Owlcat game? This one is so old
>*incomming transmission*
>Greetings Rogue Trader Winterscale. Is your son on board your vessel?
>Erh no. He just left to hang out with his friend who runs a prison planet.
Coordinates?
>Yeah its in that really dark "solar" system, right next to the planet that keeps screaming like its in pain. Cant miss it.
>Okay brought him back..turns out another mon'keigh Rogue Trader got him first, he's whole again after some care. Just letting you since I'll be keeping him for a while howerer.
>Im going to have to check his calendar real quick. Im pretty sure he has a hunting trip planned with his dad coming up.
>...
>Can I accompany
sure. go down to the planet. the hunting party will find you there
>Evayne you passed out as I charged, but before you jump to conclussions it was the warp entity that crippled your father not me. He had a mon'keigh moment and fell to Chaos gor a bit... I crippled your seer of Shai'el when I was trying to assist. He still functions worry not.
>You're wounded, Evayne
>Quick, help me remove your clothes
>S-so you can bandage me right?
>No its to share bodyheat, so you dont freeze.
>But it's hot here, it's a tropical world, o-or is this some mystical Aeldari medicare I can't comprehend
>Yes thats it! Its to share our... spiritual heat? So you can heal faster.
>That's so kind of you! I'm glad that you're willing to share the methods & customs of your people despite me being a human. Lead on I'll comply
>See dad she's a trully amazing companion
>*internally* At least the boy found a woman...even if she's a xenos
>Yes son..Amazing indeed...
>Son she isnt one of those Drukharlots is she?
hmm the question is would Evayne put out
>Having become well-versed in the art of the kill, Yrliet has spent many millennia perfecting her ability to bring death to her foes at great distances
What? I thought Yrliet was young
Yeah, it's stupid. Not even eldar (non-seer) live that long. And I assume Yrliet only walked a single path. She's a youngster
Holy frick, that can't be true. Probably a discarded plot idea because her character only works if she's barely a young adult. I mean for fricks sake, she's just starting on her first "path" if you can call Path of the Outcast that.
Actually she walked the Path of Awakening before that. But your point still stands
Owlcat gives no fricks about actual eldar timelines and neither should you probably. It's irrelevant to the overall character anyway.
Must be no longer true. Doesn't make sense otherwise.
So Yrliet is the ultimate old hag romance option for shota RTs then
On which companions would this work?
If you were asking or the Emprah?
If it was the Emprah it would work on all of them sans Yrliet (and maybe even Yrliet since Emps is a god tier psyker and what not)
If you were asking? All of them except Jae. And this includes Argenta.
>Elantach gets Pariah to join the crew to fight chaos
>Fricking ew
>He somehow likes her, despite natural repulsion
>He says that she's actually a nice person
>They get close
>EW
>His roguewiener does not stand for her, so they just talk for a prolonged amount of time
>One day elantach approaches me
>"Yrliet, I appreaciate the bond we share greatly"
>"But pariah.name isn't comfortable with me having someone else"
>"I'm sorry, but we better be just comrades"
Anons, why would he break up with me for a psychic equivalent of surströmming
Make one with Marzipan's sister if you want a trully effective NTR post
At that point may as well just make it Marzipan since that can actually happen.
No since she lead the killing/capturing of Crudarach survivors
Threadless reminder that Eldar Rangers are the lowest of the low even by Xenos standards.
All the "Monkey" quips will never erase the fact that she is an easily manipulated Outcast who will is probably responsible for the demise of her own Craft World.
How would she be responsible for it, she wasn't there and couldn't have saved it by herself if she was.
Threadly reminder that THE WANDERER'S HAVE RETURNED!
1.1 in a week or two
When are the waifugays gonna mach the staceycels in terms of modding prowess
Yrliet has a sex mod if that counts
Link?
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kroguetrader/mods/102?tab=description
So it's not just edited dialogue, after you meditate with her you can talk to her in a new dialogue window. I thought people said the game was hard to mod.
It is, but autismo can't be stopped.
Now we wait for the Argenta romance mod.
To give context: In normal game, there was no dialogue window post meditation she would just give a random affectionate comment then say "You go on, I shall sit here a while longer" in the NPC style.
Wait, so that post in /aco/ warhammer smut thread wasn't a shitpost? Lmao. Kinda wish it was better done. Honestly wouldn't mind a full on Yrliet romance expansion mod, doesn't even has to have sex, tbh. Or eldar mod in general. Big potential
Well, you could use this mod and reverse engineer it to add more.
I imagine the more complex shit gets and the more flags and conditionals for dialogue prompts become available the crazier it gets to code. A simple extra dialogue at the end of the meditation is likely easy by comparison.
Patches would probably constantly mess up stuff too
Nah. The thing is with owlcat is that all the content is already there and just needs to be fixed. Heck you've actually got more flags and etudes that are completely unecessary in the game files.
Take Yrliet's romance. Even if Owlcat went and fixed the bug where her dialogue doesn't evolve past seething at you when you ask about her kin, all that really requires is fixing a dialogue choice somewhere that triggers the necessary counters for the dialogue to progress. All that's already there and suppose to happen and it's likely even easily fixable, Owlcat's just perpetually behind on bugfixing.
Now all this doesn't apply to DLC patches to be clear, but still.
what is the uncensored dialogue like? Is it completely ooc cringe or somewhat what Yrliet wound sound like if she wanted to have sex
Can anyone with romanced Yrliet file get this and post dialogue from mod? Am curious.
My sides
...and then the RT instantly gained 5 tooMonKeigh flags and the romance failed
>CURRENTLY ONLY AVAILABLE FOR MALE CAPTAINS!
Holy BASED
I've figured out what gift would Yrliet like. She's very lonely and restless. Iconochad isn't awlways around for her. She needs a gyrinx. Everyone likes gyrinxies
>Yrliprostitute agrees to a sexless marriage with iconocuck
>Makes him take her last name
>The children she sires with the bvlls will be the new heirs
Reminder that in distant and secluded worlds Eldar and Humans live in peaceful and happy coexistence.
I don't care what you guys think, this was my favourite Yrliet scene in my game
the scene was absolute kino + my RT greatly enjoyed it
I just finished the game for the first time.
in one of the ending slides, the stupid clown elve brings me some box with an "eye inside a triangle" on it. Loregays, whats this about?
A dlc/sequel hook. The game makes "forimport" save before credits roll.
yeah but does the eye mean anything specifically or not?
It's the symbol of the shadowseer troup.
Three possibilities.
The first, though it isn't exactly a triangle, is that it's Ulthwe's symbol, the Eye of Isha, which represents sorrow.
The second is that it represents the generic Asuryani rune, which could mean any numver of things.
The third is that it's the Spiritseer's rune, which is tied to Ynnead and is an entire can of worms in itself.
Regardless, a Solitaire showing up to hand you a 'gift' is basically a death sentence.
>Regardless, a Solitaire showing up to hand you a 'gift' is basically a death sentence.
why tho
maybe it's just a gift
Solitaires are the Harlequins who play the role of Slaanesh in performances. They are legitimately cursed, and even speaking to one outside of their 'dance' is a death warrant. They're the Eldar who Cegorach will sometimes literally fight Slaanesh for the soul of. One showing up to give you something means Cegorach himself has an eye on you and is pushing you into playing a role in drama on a cosmic scale.
How do you trigger Nocturne giving you a gift in ending slides?
Considering how broken they still are, no idea.
Too bad, context should help in identifying it. It would make sense if he wanted to frick you over if you blew a hole in Commorragh for an example.
I will never forgive GW for what they did to shadow seers. How the frick did they think those abilities were acceptable?
Being friendly with him is enough. Naturally you can't kill eldars on Quetza Temer. He brought me a gift even in my dogma run, but didn't come to say goodbye before act 5 since I didn't have Yrliet with me to stop the invasion due to an accident on Janus.
Nta but I'm guessing you get it if he showed up to help at the gate battle and told you what you're doing is cool (something like, your dance is worthy of praise or something)?
I specifically chose not to cause a warp breach in Commorragh because he saved my life as part of a plan to stop that. I did lie to Marz's people that he helped Marz break free on purpose and Vect later sent assassins after him but he didn't seem to mind.
How powerfull is Cegorach actually?
He is up there with the four, right?
Not conventionally but he's older and smarter than all of them. He runs the Black Library, which is supposed to be one of the most enigmatic and hard to reach places in the galaxy.
>Solitaires are the Harlequins who play the role of Slaanesh in performances.
I can't get over how fricking amazing it is that Eldar have this whole thing with plays being a huge deal and how these guys are extremely based not just for mundane shit like fighting well but because they can play their Satan figure on stage.
>They are legitimately cursed, and even speaking to one outside of their 'dance' is a death warrant.
The 'dance' meaning if they play Slaanesh or any time they talk in verse? Because you and some of your companions talk to him so would this apply there?
>One showing up to give you something means Cegorach himself has an eye on you and is pushing you into playing a role in drama on a cosmic scale.
Well sure but that seems fun too and Clown God dude is based. If I've already changed everything in the Expanse I'm already playing a big role in a way, this is just going further and that's cool.
Any time he speaks to you he's performing. If you ever speak to him before he's spoken to you, or speak out of turn when he is presenting something to you, you've broken the performance.
In Gladius, rough as that game is, the opening for the Eldar campaign has the narrating Farseer be offered a tarot reading by one. When the Farseer gets confused and idly asks what something could mean mid-reading, he immediately realize he's pretty much doomed himself.
Is getting dropped on your head as a baby a requirement to become a farseer? Do they have lead pipes in their temple? Why are they like this?
Imagine if your job was to sit and meditate for several hours a day. Every so often while you meditate an animal comes to visit you. Sometimes a bird, sometimes a snake, sometimes a cow, all sorts of animals. Each one means something different.
The animal then tells you a crypric prophecy along the lines of "The dead shall rise and kill the masters of stone using swords of silence forged within the burning waters of the brass lord's swimming pool". You get about a dozen of these a day and that's all they give you to work with each time.
Sometimes the prophecies mean nothing and are about things unrelated to you, sometimes they might mean your entire Craftworld is going to be destroyed if you don't kill one specific nondescript human on a Hive World on the other side of the galaxy within the next fifty years. Each and every one of them is true though.
Your chief way of interpreting these messages is to literally throw a bag of carved runes in the air and see which ones float and spin the most so you can tell how important something related to that rune might be. Is Morai-Heg's rune spinning? Gotta send Howling Banshees. Is Asuryan's rune glowing? Asurmen's probably gonna show up and be important. Did Khaine's rune flip upside down? Better make sure everyone packs extra snacks.
Farseers do this every day, because they know if they didn't then the things they wouldn't catch would wipe out the rest of their race.
That's fricking scary. Did I almost doom myself by making a stupid coffee joke while almost dead? Is every time he rolls with whatever someone's saying him making sure he's playing the role because otherwise people start getting doomed?
...Is Nazrakhei repeatedly complaining about him at the trial something that broke the performance and the reason Nazrakhei dies later?
He'd already finished speaking by then. Your line is actually kino comedy so it got you points.
>Ynnari
Keknari Yrliet when
>Solitaire showing up to hand you a 'gift' is basically a death sentence.
Elaborate
Harlequin girl would be into a kinky roleplay...
Well Nocturne already gave me a gift and saved my life and it turned out pretty well. Also as a filthy xenophile Iconoclast I'm on board with whatever shenanigans he wants to drag me into on general principle.
>gives you 4 (four) gifts at least throughout the game
Romance is over with losers, now clown is my prime target
Wish I could romance him and Marz and Yrliet too, just give me all the xenos. But yeah if he was an option I would have picked him over both of them too.
Remember the clowns are known to induct non-eldar into their clowntroupe. Usually humans, but sometimes even orks have been suprised adopted.
Source?
Dont remember the name, but i think it was one of the few shortstories that actually follow the clowns perspective.
I find it hard to believe, since the Harlequins guard some of the Eldar best hidden secrets, among hidden passages through the webway.
They likely wont reach the same level as the other clowns. But the clowns are big into fate, and do suprise clownify a few people every now and then, but it is extremely rare.
The Inquisitor Zephro Canelian, is a human harlequin and has access to the Black Library, and is entrusted to give other people access too (Specifically Jaq Draco)
And he's a very special mary sue, and a rarity. It doesn't happen all the time.
I think this is the other problem: Eldar would immediately recognize if there is some non-eldar doing some dance. Humans cannot move like them.
>I think this is the other problem: Eldar would immediately recognize if there is some non-eldar doing some dance. Humans cannot move like them
Depends on if Harlequins would modify human body. Navigators can get a mutation resulting in them moving with disturbing grace
Just put clownshoes on the human, and tell the audience its all part of the act.
>Eldar would immediately recognize if there is some non-eldar doing some dance
so? It's just a prank, bro.
Goddamn he looks cool. Either him or Tervantias have the best portraits. I wish they made more portraits.
How pissed would he be, if i sneaked up and started poking the red spots on him?
He probably wouldn't mind
calm down, pasqal
solitaire is cool. but tervantias has too much shit going on in his portrait
that's a big syringe...
how do i catch myself a solitaire bf?
Leave an unhonked horn, underneath a hanging cage. And then drop the cage as soon as you hear a honk. 95% of the time there will be a clown in the cage.
There are also troupes that specialise in getting other races to fight with them, but thats more like a group of clown henchmen and less the recruits being actual harleyquins
>Regardless, a Solitaire showing up to hand you a 'gift' is basically a death sentence.
But only if you're not an iconoclast
So, there will be DLCs taking place after chapter 5?
I hope so. It could even work if what happens is you go through a webway gate and then it doesn't matter what you did with Nomos and what the Expanse is like so you can do a sequel.
No one knows
not necessarily. It's possible it will be dlc that involves time traveling shenanigns (like inevitable excess) or it's a "just in case" save they may or may not use in the future. Though I really wish they've made a direct sequel for once
>Getting visited by a Solitaire
You're HONK'd, boyo. Enjoy serving an alien God.
WHAT THE FRICK! I GOT KEKED BY THE FISH!
WHAT THE HELL! I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS!
This is what you get for romancing noblewomen.
I love her so fricking much!
Don't even compare my fish with this evil prostitute
I don't know who you are, but I know that I hate you.
literally worst girl
>not hot
>not interesting
>shit VA
>no hobbies besides murder
>prostitute
But she is useful, is she not?
NTA but I don't like camilla because she is mean to ember. and the murders too thats important i guess
She is mean to Ember, but Ember is a tough girl, she can take it, and it is worth it if it makes Camellia happy.
>ember is a tough girl
well... if your consistently demeaning and mean to her she'll break in her loyalty mission. It's depressing.
Even on my demon playthrough I was nice to her. She still broke though, because I kept killing people that were mean to her.
>I would never kek you elantach
>Maybe I would even allow you to kek me
Also curious about this. I thought it could involve what's left of Crudarach because it was said harlequins had it but there's also the generic scary threat sequel hook.
My first run was warrior into assassin dual wielding melee.
My second was soldier into arch militant with sword and pistol.
What do I do for my third?
Melee psyker, flamer, sniper or Noble officer turn giver?
In my second run, I got three different endings with Cassia.
First it said she hated me with all her being, the next slide said she was my secret lover while she was married with another mutant for procreation of new navigators, and the third slide she and I were in a loveless and passionless marriage.
>it's complicated
What, all slides at the same time? This shit is more broken than I thought.
Yes, all three in a row.
They really need to get around to fixing these, like half of mine contradict each other. Is it that hard to check what conditions they put on each slide?
The true warp experience
This game feels more broken than WOTR on release at times. I still don't understand why Idira's savour the kill ability triggers when someone shoots open a fricking box
1.1 when?
1 more week or so
>Kekorach has his eye on RT
>Keeps sending solitaire to help him
>Yrliet finally gets a dual soulstone for her and her elantach to spend the afterlife together and binds it to them
>Elantach on deathbed dying of old age Yrliet with him, he's holding onto soulstone
>Gonna take him back to craftworld
>Nocturne appears makes it stop
>RT dies and soul getsvconsumed by Kekorach to amuse him in clownworld
>"This human is my preformer now, Btw you have to become a clown if you wanna see him again"
>Yrliet gets cucked by a literal god
Cegorach's nice but he isn't that nice. He also doesn't gave a realm in the Warp, he's based in the Webway, so no major soul-frickery for him unless it's yanking a Solitaire out of Slaanesh's grip.
>Cegorach's nice but he isn't that nice.
Well that scenario the anon presented wasn't exactly nice. Needlessly malicious
good evening, I hate xenos
True guardsgays are waifugays.
slaaneshi coomers aren't true guardgays
I only get hard at seeing heavy armour and artillery barrages, like a true guardsman should
I bet you don't even own any models.
Meanwhile in reality.
I don't.
is this a hole in her panties?
Yes, for my tongue
I just want to live tomorrow man.Don't take that as me shirking my duties to the emperor though mr commissar sir.
Live with xenos?
If Lord Captain would get a vat-grown heir from someones extracted ovum, would Yrliet be a good mom to a child?
I think she would tone down her autism a bit since it's a child in question. So most likely.
She'd teach it how to sniff people properly
it's kino
Meanwhile, in the lore.
What does Kae-Morag mean?
Bloody Hell. Literally.
Are Eldar supposed to look more like TES elves face structure wise?
Concept art for drukhari minis
Eldar skulls in one of Hammer & Bolter episodes
Art for them can be wildly inconsistent, but they have the angular skull shape in common. High cheekbones, almond-shaped yes. But none of that weird rib cage thing.
Xenology actually states that they have something like secondary ribcage in the abdomen. Does that count as weird ribcage?
Huh, I guess you are right then.
Thank you, I forgot to post the pic. Xenology states that it's flexible, i wonder how soft Yrliet's waist would be.
Interestingly, Xenology also states that eldar digestive system doesn't have any obvious substances for food procession and it's unclear how digestion occurs. Imagine if it's a warp proccess. Munch a sandwich before ambush and then enemy's psyker feels that something is off
Reminder Xenology confirms their ears are erogenous zones, which is fricking hilarious.
>Dogmatard will kill Marz because he is a xeno, simple as
>Iconocuck will get rid off Marz because he is evil and kills innocents
>Heretic will obviously get rid off him too
How do you justify recruiting this homosexual?
Iconoclast but you don't really care about being a good guy you're just havin fun and making a profit.
that's not iconoclast, that's enlightened centrist.
B̶u̶s̶s̶y̶ "You intrigue me" (c)
Enlightened centrist here. I kept him because I liked his style. I also liked how he made literally everyone on your team seethe (and despite that he still got some wholesomerino moments going with other characters)
You are playing the game of Rogue Trader politics. When you're in Commorragh, having someone who may actually know the way out with mutually aligned interests around is potentially worth the risk. Afterword you're still dealing with the continued Dark Elder incursions into your territory plus whatever ongoing conspiracy they were involved in. Marazhai might still be useful and at the time is reliant on your partnership to avoid the hit squads after him; then you're playing the who will betray who first game.
>then you're playing the who will betray who first game.
my pussy will betray my integrity I'm afraid
Could Yrliet, Argenta and Pasqal take on their counterparts from pic rel
I don't get this picture. What is going on here?
iconotard did something moronic and it spectacularly backfired. jimmy is enjoying a big cup of i told you so
If you don't extrerminatus Rykad it backlashes instantly and Heinrix literally tells you "I told you so, it's sad that you didn't listen"
i don't understand why rogue trader looks like a robot. is it because iconotards are literal drones?
It's artist's OC. Necron Pariah
why is there flesh under the armour?
In old lore Necron Pariahs were because humans had the Pariah gene (like blanks but more intense), Necron being fascinated by this would kidnap such humans, preferably before other humans beat them to death, and turn them into part human part necron monstrosities.
That's why the Necron narrator in Dawn of War is a Pariah, since he's the closest thing in old lore to Necrons having a personality.
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I liked his voice
Because artist wanted that I guess. It might not necessarily be flash. Btw, Necron Pariah's used to be human before they got retconned
I'm not sure if clussies recruiting humans is still canon and hasn't been retconned.
But I do like the thought of some clueless Asuryani watching performance and then finding out that there are mon-keigh among Harlequin
Would Yrliet and RT be a good clown duet?
>Would Yrliet and RT be a good clown duet?
They already are.
Argenta x elf boy
Canon
>le nobody cares about elves
>entire thread is about elves, previous threads are full of elf talk too
They should have made this game about being Eldar Corsairs. Most of the story is about elves anyway.
>Most of the story is about elves anyway.
No? Most (all) of the story is about inquisition shenanigans. drukhari have decent presence, but craftworlders are compeltely irrelevant lore accurate lmaoand are just there as punching bags
Actual eldar CRPG would be really cool. But GW is not based enough to greenlight it.
It is a crime, that we dont have any games where we can play as the clown elves. Besides a DoW mod.
I would like to see some kind of Commandos-like tactical real-time stealth game. The entire aspect warrior thing and that they often operate like stealthy operators operating operatingly behind enemy lines would lend itself well for that.
It's mostly waifugays.
I just find Yrliet funny to shitpost about
Do you think Cassia writes and illustrates fanfics about other companions?
Check out dat Navicake btw
what cake? There's no cake
I thought we determined some threads ago that Cassia is a hardcore fujo, obsessed with writing gay fanfictions.
that's literally canon and confirmed in the game
My cake is superior, Elantach
Is there Corsair armor in game?
Yes, Yrliet can equip it