>1. Void Shadows (coming June 2024)
The first major story expansion is all about the Rogue Trader's voidship, the life of its crew, and the threats lurking in its holds. Dive into a new epic story integrated into the main narrative, battle new enemies, and recruit a new companion — a death cult assassin. Explore new decks of your voidship, unlock new upgrade options, and master the mechanics of void combat. Meet new members of your crew on the bridge, such as the Astropath, the chirurgeon, and others.
The events of this story will be reflected in the game's epilogue.
This expansion offers 15 hours of gameplay.
>2. Lex Imperialis (coming December 2024)
The second major story expansion sees the Lord Captain join forces with a new companion — a member of the Adeptus Arbites. As the past of House von Valancius begins to present itself in a new light, the Rogue Trader faces difficult decisions that may affect the future of the entire Koronus Expanse.
Over the course of this story, you will get a chance to learn more about the collection of the Imperial Tithe, otherwise known as the Grand Harvesting. Interfere with this fundamental process of the Imperium at your own peril. Discover new areas, game mechanics, and archetypes — and of course, encounter new horrors of the Immaterium.
This expansion likewise offers 15 hours of gameplay.
I've been thinking about it. The first dlc says that it'll be reflected in epilogues. The second one doesn't. Is there a chance that Lex Imperialis is actually a post-game content?
>Meet new members of your crew on the bridge, such as the Astropath, the chirurgeon, and others.
can't wait. We should have a poker night with all the top officers
someone suggested this a while back: >The roguelike infinite mode like in Wotr and Kingmaker, but it's your crew playing a tabletop rpg as a passtime like in pic related and they add in some comments when their characters do something significant and some custom scenes for some scripted major events etc. Also lets you pick some Eldar/Deldar/Space Marine etc special origins and semi-classes >Thoughts on executing it like this? Or would you rather have it like in wotr and kingmaker where you have the rogue like as a separate campaign and a non-random finite version of the dungeon from the rogue like in the main campaign.
>Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
either jimmy or idira are gonna win, that's not really fun
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My RT believes in the heart of the cards he win win no problem.
3 months ago
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can you say that in english?
3 months ago
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There was one typo where I typed win instead of will, how do you not understand that?
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what the frick does "believe in the heart of the cards" mean
3 months ago
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it's a phrase from the cartoon Yugioh the MC says he believes in his deck to draw good shit
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It’s from Yugioh
they're playing chess. what does that have to do with cards?
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It’s not actually chess, it’s a reference to a 40k fan series called What if the Emperor has a text to speech device. They have a special where one of the main characters play the game but it’s just Yugioh. https://youtu.be/GV07YSuKNk4?si=5xHlVswRngjr_l37
Seeing as how alignment is based on ranks, would having certain (new) choices locked behind rank mixing be a good idea? Like having to have a couple ranks in icono and dogmatic or heretical and dogmatic for the "i use the chaos to destroy the chaos" builds.
>Wow Janus is so beautiful, it's so sad that it has befallen to such a calamity >What can three eyed warp touched freak like you possibly know of beauty
>What if we made galfrey again >But this time she outright hates you >People still simp
Show some self respect, even for an eldar she's too much of a c**t and barely gives any good insight on her race. The fricking clown at act 3 would've probably taught you more about eldar culture than this c**t.
Unpopular opinion, but I'd rather they expand existing companions and act 4 and 5 via dlcs than add a bunch of new companions. While Ork Freebota/Aeldari Corsair/Tau might be cool we'll just be left with a bunch of stuff that feels unfinished in the end.
The tomboy barbarian from Kingmaker(Supposedly because of the license holder) and the fox-autist from WotR(Because she was a writers pet, and he got visibly upset if the topic of making his favourite companion romancable came up)
>Because she was a writers pet, and he got visibly upset if the topic of making his favourite companion romancable came up
And thus Froggy was born
The barbarian makes sense, i think she's an actual character in the pathfinder lore and not just a companion made by owlcat. neino not being romancable because she's an authors favorite is lame, I like autists/mad scientist types
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According to Paizo they have no problems with people romancing PF characters.
In half of their adventures there are waifu or waifu (male) npcs specifically for setting up a romance epilogue with.
So who knows for that one.
For this one Owlcat has said nothing but Argenta's VA said GW blocked it.
You have no idea what SoB are anon, they are so batshit fricking lunacy and moronic about their fervor and fanaticism that it makes the Astartes look like chumps. These chicks are nuns but turning the dial to 1000 percent, faith that manifests into reality. I mean these b***hes go around putting people into fricking penitent machines all to seek the Emperor's forgiveness by lunging head first with total faith that they will survive for god sake, suggesting a romance to them would have you plastered into a meat puddle from a bolter. There is a reason why there isn't a warband of SoBs running around except for that one chick.
To be fair, the majority of Sisters aren't that insane, they are insane, just not to the point of not having human relationships.
That said, Argenta is specifically from one of the more insane orders, and was sent to the butthole of the galaxy specifically because she was so fricking wild and furious that this was supposed to mellow her out.
You can find full version on Ganker. On /aco/ there is a current Warhammer Smut thread. You need Warhammer Smut thread before that, there is a link in the current one.
>Yrliet gets RT to come meet her parents >RT brings Abelard >It's awkward silence for a few minutes until one of them goes "Those Tau right?" >Abelard and Yrliet's parents have a back and forth about how much the Tau suck. >"Back when I was in the navy I lead a boarding action against the blue cowards, how scared they were when not hiding behind distance" >"I understand what you mean Mon'Keigh back when I was on the path of the warrior as a striking Scorpion it was a great joy to butcher them up close" >"Yeah Emperor damn the Tau" >"Yeah Isha cries not for them."
I wish the skirts weren't so prevalent. I wanna make a trusty Guardsman companion for my Commissar RT and he's stuck with that ankle length robe even in full armor, and it clips into the backpack.
What are some fun off-brand builds for the companions?
Put Idira to work as a sniper and have the voices tell her where to aim
Make Cassia vanguard and teach her the joys of masochism
Wtf you cant corrupt Heirinx? All of those hints through the story were red herrings?
3 months ago
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>All of those hints through the story were red herrings?
there were only two.
3 months ago
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There was the machine at Kieva Gamma, the ghost of Theodora and one of Idira's visions. And I think the CSM also alluded to it in KV.
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>There was the machine at Kieva Gamma, the ghost of Theodora and one of Idira's visions
well you'll have to be more precise than that. cause i only remember uralon and yrliet
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The machine in Kieva Gamma where he tries to summon the daemon to "know more about the nature". Either Cassia or Idira mention how it looks like he's being controlled when doing that. Then again with Uralon at the end of the zone. And the ghost of Theodora is a random even you have on your shit where she starts talking shit about your companions. There's Yrliet too, I guess, but I didnt remember that one myself.
>Evayne my back is sore >Put those human hands to work, that's what companions are for >What? Who told you Aeldari don't suffer from such illness, it's mon'keigh lies! Why else would I be requesting assistance
Initially there was corsair girl cucking Yrliet greentext. Then Good Froggy showed up and made it wholesome and non-cucky. Corsair girl then switched to Evayne as mini-fanfic was written
>Evayne, there is a real existing tradition among aeldari comrades to massage the ears for relaxation >Can you massage mine UwU? >I'll instruct you how to do it properly >wiggles ears
>Evayne my back is sore >Put those human hands to work, that's what companions are for >What? Who told you Aeldari don't suffer from such illness, it's mon'keigh lies! Why else would I be requesting assistance
do you homosexuals mind getting the tripcode so I could filter your pathetic roleplaying?
>Evayne, there is a real existing tradition among aeldari comrades to massage the ears for relaxation >Can you massage mine UwU? >I'll instruct you how to do it properly >wiggles ears
>Sorry Mon-keigh, but you son cant hear you from his room upstairs. If you want to talk to him then you will have to "walk" up the stairs to get to him.
I think if a corsair was ever that smug in front of Calligos he would immediately get his legs back just from the bloodrage inviting Khorne's blessing.
homie, it's a setting where people are cutting of all their limbs and replacing them with prosthetics for vanity reasons. getting your back broken isn't gonna slow him down. It might even make him deadlier in fact. eldar are a bunch of chumps who got wiped out by his adventuring group. cybernetically enhanced winterscale is gonna be wiping the floor with them
They say a man missing a leg lasts longer in bed due to more blood staying in the pelvic region.
Would a man with two cyberlegs be the energizer bunny?
>angrily hobbles up the stairs with full strength of both his implants and body >kicks open door >listen here you knife eared piece of shi- >By the Emperor what are you two doing?
So we know Officer Nerf in Move Move Move disabling attacks and Bring it Down applying a debuff that prevents it from being used again on the same target.
Given they said other talents and abilities are being adjusted for every archetype, what else do you think is going to change?
Personally I would like for them to adjust Assassin so that if you have two equipped melee weapons Assassin abilities attack with both of them.
This would encourage dual melee more instead of every Ass using either the Dogmatic GS, a Thunder Hammer, or the Heretic Force Sword.
Lidless Stare should get a damage buff, but Held in my Gaze should be a Save or Suck, and the movement ones should probably more reliably move targets where you want them but reduce the damage of the talent that makes movement cause damage.
They should be set up abilities not encounter enders.
So, what do you want Arbites companion to be like?
Not sure. I want to know what the Death cult Assassin is like before thinking about the arbites.
Why it's so hard to accept that Argenta only has eyes for the emperor? do you guys honestly think some flimsy love with a rogue trader will ever be as powerful as her love for the emperor?
Maybe a young and naive trooper, that becomes more hardened and grizzled, after she finds her home planet ruined. It could be the hive planet that freezes over and is being raided by the Deldar after they stole the systems sun.
pic related unironically, but then it turns out it's just dark eldar mind tricks and you shot your navigator for nothing, you dumb b***h who has no faith in the one you love
GW hates non-perpetual human males. If Yrliet was a guy, you'd have a detailed soul sex into real life sex scene where he obliterates every femRT hole with BEC
>monkeigh, soulstone, stupid monkeigh, paths suck blah blah >Lord captain! please let us out of this xeno hell! we're sorry we didn't recite our prayers back perfectly to sister argenta when she asked us to please have mercy!
theodora found it on epitaph and wanted to use it to get richer, i think she was working with the amarnat collective on it. Or something. I'm a speedreader who skips all dialogue
A shard of a C'Tann shard, who Theodora thought could be useful and implanted in the ship. It then integrated in the ship and effectively became its machine spirit, but became fully sentient when you did the ritual to get the warrant in the intro. Leading it to try and learn about humanity and the universe, seing you as a parental figure.
If you do his ending then he essentially becomes a full C'Tann(The only new one since the war in heaven) and becomes one of the strongest beings in the universe.
A shard of a C'Tann shard, who Theodora thought could be useful and implanted in the ship. It then integrated in the ship and effectively became its machine spirit, but became fully sentient when you did the ritual to get the warrant in the intro. Leading it to try and learn about humanity and the universe, seing you as a parental figure.
If you do his ending then he essentially becomes a full C'Tann(The only new one since the war in heaven) and becomes one of the strongest beings in the universe.
Then the game is so uncanon. The C'tan are inherently evil.
Thats the whole Nature vs. Nurture angle. It could also be argued that it is an entirely new "species" since it is merged with a machine spirit, and is therefore presumably touched by the Emperors grace. But yeah a non evil C¨Tann is like a satiated Tyrranid, it normally doesnt exist.
Where the frick is the content? I dropped my playthrough after they broke every hammer in the game and went silent for like a week and there's been 1 hotfix since
Work harder owlcat, fix more shit
Thats the whole Nature vs. Nurture angle. It could also be argued that it is an entirely new "species" since it is merged with a machine spirit, and is therefore presumably touched by the Emperors grace. But yeah a non evil C¨Tann is like a satiated Tyrranid, it normally doesnt exist.
C'tan are not inherently evil, they are simply beyond comprehension
The silent king had a c'tan that literally just wanted to burn shit, is that evil?
They're just crazy clouds
>C'tan are not inherently evil,
Yes, they are.
The moment the C'tan gained sentience they were destructive and malicious.
Thats the whole Nature vs. Nurture angle. It could also be argued that it is an entirely new "species" since it is merged with a machine spirit, and is therefore presumably touched by the Emperors grace. But yeah a non evil C¨Tann is like a satiated Tyrranid, it normally doesnt exist.
It's not. It's a Void Dragon shard. All C'tan shards retain the personality of the original. The Void Dragon is a specialist in technology and also known for his craving of absolute destruction.
>To my understanding it is a joke the monkeigh find rather clever >it is about an agrarian supply store run by a monkeigh by the name of Sneed, and shop Sneed’s Feed and Seed this rhymes in their primitive tongue >but the crux of this joke is that below the name of the shop it says that it was formerly owned by a man named Chuck >thus further implying that the name would stay the same other than the words being replaced with words that rhyme with Chuck without changing the fist letters >Chucks Frick and Suck, this is something the monkeigh find clever for some reason but personally I don’t get it >Jimmy in the background: yes we know you don’t
Total Jimmy Meltie!
>Ayo where da white iconokek RTs at
do Eldars have KFC?
*cough*
>1. Void Shadows (coming June 2024)
The first major story expansion is all about the Rogue Trader's voidship, the life of its crew, and the threats lurking in its holds. Dive into a new epic story integrated into the main narrative, battle new enemies, and recruit a new companion — a death cult assassin. Explore new decks of your voidship, unlock new upgrade options, and master the mechanics of void combat. Meet new members of your crew on the bridge, such as the Astropath, the chirurgeon, and others.
The events of this story will be reflected in the game's epilogue.
This expansion offers 15 hours of gameplay.
>2. Lex Imperialis (coming December 2024)
The second major story expansion sees the Lord Captain join forces with a new companion — a member of the Adeptus Arbites. As the past of House von Valancius begins to present itself in a new light, the Rogue Trader faces difficult decisions that may affect the future of the entire Koronus Expanse.
Over the course of this story, you will get a chance to learn more about the collection of the Imperial Tithe, otherwise known as the Grand Harvesting. Interfere with this fundamental process of the Imperium at your own peril. Discover new areas, game mechanics, and archetypes — and of course, encounter new horrors of the Immaterium.
This expansion likewise offers 15 hours of gameplay.
I've been thinking about it. The first dlc says that it'll be reflected in epilogues. The second one doesn't. Is there a chance that Lex Imperialis is actually a post-game content?
>Meet new members of your crew on the bridge, such as the Astropath, the chirurgeon, and others.
can't wait. We should have a poker night with all the top officers
Mandatory never have I ever drinking edition and strip poker, please.
Should add a beer pong w your officers minigame
Add a minigame where the companions play a TTRPG or some in-universe board game
someone suggested this a while back:
>The roguelike infinite mode like in Wotr and Kingmaker, but it's your crew playing a tabletop rpg as a passtime like in pic related and they add in some comments when their characters do something significant and some custom scenes for some scripted major events etc. Also lets you pick some Eldar/Deldar/Space Marine etc special origins and semi-classes
>Thoughts on executing it like this? Or would you rather have it like in wotr and kingmaker where you have the rogue like as a separate campaign and a non-random finite version of the dungeon from the rogue like in the main campaign.
so, like the borderlands did it. if hey don't go full cringe with it could be cool
It’s just going to be the Warhammer Fantasy TTRPG or Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
>Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
either jimmy or idira are gonna win, that's not really fun
My RT believes in the heart of the cards he win win no problem.
can you say that in english?
There was one typo where I typed win instead of will, how do you not understand that?
what the frick does "believe in the heart of the cards" mean
it's a phrase from the cartoon Yugioh the MC says he believes in his deck to draw good shit
they're playing chess. what does that have to do with cards?
It’s not actually chess, it’s a reference to a 40k fan series called What if the Emperor has a text to speech device. They have a special where one of the main characters play the game but it’s just Yugioh. https://youtu.be/GV07YSuKNk4?si=5xHlVswRngjr_l37
It’s from Yugioh
They play palworld together
In the Grim darkness of the far future there is no Palworld.
It's time to issekai into 42k then
Cool we get to see who patched up Evayne and Zach, or at least I think that’s what the Astropath’s name was
Weisz
Oh the DCA is first?
Seeing as how alignment is based on ranks, would having certain (new) choices locked behind rank mixing be a good idea? Like having to have a couple ranks in icono and dogmatic or heretical and dogmatic for the "i use the chaos to destroy the chaos" builds.
this is what the puritan/radical bar above the alignment radial was supposed to do presumably
>puritan/radical bar above the alignment radial
The what now?
>intelligence 50
>fellowship 75
bimbo bawd
in my defence it was a test run in which i didn't really lvl up, i just wanted to test something.
>Wow Janus is so beautiful, it's so sad that it has befallen to such a calamity
>What can three eyed warp touched freak like you possibly know of beauty
Why is my autist like this?
she's a c**t, simple as
In her defence, she's a deadbeat youngster.
>What if we made galfrey again
>But this time she outright hates you
>People still simp
Show some self respect, even for an eldar she's too much of a c**t and barely gives any good insight on her race. The fricking clown at act 3 would've probably taught you more about eldar culture than this c**t.
>Asking a Solitaire for a history lesson
Terrible decision.
he gives you an interpretive dance
>Be iconokek monkeigh
>Actually able to interpret the dance and discern meaning from it
>Summon a slannesh incursion
Yeah great
But the dance was done in Cumrag, so its just another funny prank.
Unpopular opinion, but I'd rather they expand existing companions and act 4 and 5 via dlcs than add a bunch of new companions. While Ork Freebota/Aeldari Corsair/Tau might be cool we'll just be left with a bunch of stuff that feels unfinished in the end.
i don't think that's an unpopular opinion at all. everyone agrees that characters are underdeveloped as frick
Owlkek where is my Argenta corruption romance path?
Never ever waifugays
It just occured to me the promo footage features a helmet
Where the frick is her helmet found
just put knickers on her head. will look the same
Frick you the sallet looks like a cool pantsu
>Different tiers of Argenta's various power armour
Did anything in this game not end up getting downgraded for release?
is it true games workshop forbid owlcat from having her as a romance?
yeah
Supposedly, but its not the first time Owlcat has claimed that someone wasnt romanable due to outside pressure.
I'm curious, who was it?
The tomboy barbarian from Kingmaker(Supposedly because of the license holder) and the fox-autist from WotR(Because she was a writers pet, and he got visibly upset if the topic of making his favourite companion romancable came up)
>Because she was a writers pet, and he got visibly upset if the topic of making his favourite companion romancable came up
And thus Froggy was born
The barbarian makes sense, i think she's an actual character in the pathfinder lore and not just a companion made by owlcat. neino not being romancable because she's an authors favorite is lame, I like autists/mad scientist types
According to Paizo they have no problems with people romancing PF characters.
In half of their adventures there are waifu or waifu (male) npcs specifically for setting up a romance epilogue with.
So who knows for that one.
For this one Owlcat has said nothing but Argenta's VA said GW blocked it.
Argenta's VA said so
You have no idea what SoB are anon, they are so batshit fricking lunacy and moronic about their fervor and fanaticism that it makes the Astartes look like chumps. These chicks are nuns but turning the dial to 1000 percent, faith that manifests into reality. I mean these b***hes go around putting people into fricking penitent machines all to seek the Emperor's forgiveness by lunging head first with total faith that they will survive for god sake, suggesting a romance to them would have you plastered into a meat puddle from a bolter. There is a reason why there isn't a warband of SoBs running around except for that one chick.
To be fair, the majority of Sisters aren't that insane, they are insane, just not to the point of not having human relationships.
That said, Argenta is specifically from one of the more insane orders, and was sent to the butthole of the galaxy specifically because she was so fricking wild and furious that this was supposed to mellow her out.
I don't think it did.
It does with the Fire ending.
Fury ending shows why she was sent here, Humility ending shows why iconocucks are dumb.
If Owlcat is to make Dark Heresy game, should it have romanceable xenos?
In that note: Dark Heresy game or Black Crusade game?
Heinrix would never
That picture's actually ancient. Weird how it fits though.
>should it have romanceable xenos?
no. it shouldn't have xenos at all except for target practice. also stop posting filth about jimmy
It's not Jimmy, that pic is old af. That's Jimmy
>implying he'd call for lord captain's help
>implying he wouldn't just boil the xeno alive
I think the implication is that both Marazhai and Jimmy are banging RT and boiling Zhai would upset Heinrix's sweetheart
only the nids
>Seedstealers
NOOOO! HELP ME EMPRAHHHHH!
sauce for image?
You can find full version on Ganker. On /aco/ there is a current Warhammer Smut thread. You need Warhammer Smut thread before that, there is a link in the current one.
How badly fricked up is Evayne in the torture?
Does Heinrix use biomancy during sex to turn his dick into Mr Fantastic style stretchy flesh and wrap the femRT in his wiener from head to toe?
he uses it for something that's for sure. the air goes cold as he bends you over
How would Jimmy react to this
>Yrliet gets RT to come meet her parents
>RT brings Abelard
>It's awkward silence for a few minutes until one of them goes "Those Tau right?"
>Abelard and Yrliet's parents have a back and forth about how much the Tau suck.
>"Back when I was in the navy I lead a boarding action against the blue cowards, how scared they were when not hiding behind distance"
>"I understand what you mean Mon'Keigh back when I was on the path of the warrior as a striking Scorpion it was a great joy to butcher them up close"
>"Yeah Emperor damn the Tau"
>"Yeah Isha cries not for them."
>They won't even engage in melee!
Post original
Total Jimmy aneurysm
>Froggy fricks off
>moronic dyke spams Jimmi cuckshit to take his place
just don't reply to yuritrash
>Jimmi's romance used to be bugged incompletable unless you cheat on him
>Jimmi cuck posting becomes thread culture
pottery.
cuck posting becomes thread culture
it didn't though
Where can I find corsair armor for autist?
My party lacks drip
iirc that's called ranger armor u get one from malice in cumrag
sexo with Muaran
>Want to frick my femRT
>Get off on all of the ridiculous power that she commands
I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
dom everyone anon, Give in to the prince of pleasure
femtrader is best girl, it's not even close. I wish I was jimmy
nah, that's the proper way to play.
I wish the skirts weren't so prevalent. I wanna make a trusty Guardsman companion for my Commissar RT and he's stuck with that ankle length robe even in full armor, and it clips into the backpack.
I don't intend to play this game until there's a complete edition, how long do I have to wait for that?
What are some fun off-brand builds for the companions?
Put Idira to work as a sniper and have the voices tell her where to aim
Make Cassia vanguard and teach her the joys of masochism
If you do a total reset with toybox and unlock skills with it, turn yrliet into a farseer for lulz
Very important topic: why the frick doesn't "Hide Backpack" hide capes? It's literally the same slot. The cape ruins drip of my Crime Lord's coat
>rt has a fricking chaos symbol on his cape
haha jimmi nothing to see here
RTussy is worth it
well, it obviously isn't since he dumps you
the jimmi corruption route got cut because we can never have anything nice
>playing with a man's heart and condemning his soul to eternal damnation
why are femcels like this? it's not what he wants
I'm not even a femcel, I just like good men getting corrupted by evil pussy
He wants RTussy
yeah sure, but he also wants to serve the emperor while balls deep in pussy
What is service to the Emperor compared to a good round of chess?
everything
Counterpoint; Chess with the Emperor.
jimmy migh have another meltie
Wtf you cant corrupt Heirinx? All of those hints through the story were red herrings?
>All of those hints through the story were red herrings?
there were only two.
There was the machine at Kieva Gamma, the ghost of Theodora and one of Idira's visions. And I think the CSM also alluded to it in KV.
>There was the machine at Kieva Gamma, the ghost of Theodora and one of Idira's visions
well you'll have to be more precise than that. cause i only remember uralon and yrliet
The machine in Kieva Gamma where he tries to summon the daemon to "know more about the nature". Either Cassia or Idira mention how it looks like he's being controlled when doing that. Then again with Uralon at the end of the zone. And the ghost of Theodora is a random even you have on your shit where she starts talking shit about your companions. There's Yrliet too, I guess, but I didnt remember that one myself.
why do morons subtitle every emotion they are trying to convey?
>Ganker is so terrified of a women who has had been with other men that they'd sooner troon out and suck Heinrix's wiener than get with Jae
you people need help
hey, roastie, i think there's an unsucked wiener over there, you should check it out
Jae is a fling. Going any further with her is just asking to get burned.
her being a prostitute is just one of her problems. her terrible accent is a far bigger offense
If it's any consolation I heard anon's say its a fake accent she puts on and she can drop it later
>If it's any consolation
it's not because you still have to put up with the accent and moronic made up words for most of the game
I'd rather date the deformed bedridden Cassia and an actual xenos than going to the likes of modern women like Jae.
I had her executed.
>losing out on free profit factor
not very rogue trader of you
Iirc other anons say that he's got a mark of slaanesh, so it definitely seems like he was planned to be corruptable, but currently you can't.
>Evayne my back is sore
>Put those human hands to work, that's what companions are for
>What? Who told you Aeldari don't suffer from such illness, it's mon'keigh lies! Why else would I be requesting assistance
An eldar would complain about a sore back, to a guy whose dad just got his back broken.
The suffering of the Children of Asuriyan outweighs that of the mon-keigh tee hee
morons did it to themselves
What scene in the game are you basing this greentext on?
Evayne x Corsair dommmy mommy is a random shitpost pairing
>scene in the game
The joke is explained here
Based on the greentext from the last thread, its shortly after Winterscale got a suprise dose of scoliosis.
Initially there was corsair girl cucking Yrliet greentext. Then Good Froggy showed up and made it wholesome and non-cucky. Corsair girl then switched to Evayne as mini-fanfic was written
>Evayne, there is a real existing tradition among aeldari comrades to massage the ears for relaxation
>Can you massage mine UwU?
>I'll instruct you how to do it properly
>wiggles ears
do you homosexuals mind getting the tripcode so I could filter your pathetic roleplaying?
I actually find it amusing that they're shitposting so much about such an minor character, let em have their fun
it once funny once. now they're just repeating the same shit. it lacks originality and wit
>just repeating the same shit
tbf not really, they didn't use spine jokes before
>minor character
Don't say that, you'll have every Lady Inquisitor in the sector coming after his shots balls next.
>Young Winterscale, step aside from the xenos
>Her perfidy and cunning know no bounds
>Talk to the warrant mon'keigh
Are you winning so-..
>Sorry Mon-keigh, but you son cant hear you from his room upstairs. If you want to talk to him then you will have to "walk" up the stairs to get to him.
I think if a corsair was ever that smug in front of Calligos he would immediately get his legs back just from the bloodrage inviting Khorne's blessing.
homie, it's a setting where people are cutting of all their limbs and replacing them with prosthetics for vanity reasons. getting your back broken isn't gonna slow him down. It might even make him deadlier in fact. eldar are a bunch of chumps who got wiped out by his adventuring group. cybernetically enhanced winterscale is gonna be wiping the floor with them
They say a man missing a leg lasts longer in bed due to more blood staying in the pelvic region.
Would a man with two cyberlegs be the energizer bunny?
No you cant frick Pasqal!
He is already up and walking again by the end of the act.
Then the "accident" must happen. My Evayne is the first for succession, right?
Actually Evayne is second in line, the records show there's one "Notoriously Large" Winterscale, who is next in line.
He may trip on stairs. Stair are very long in Imperium
Not in your interest xeno, Evayne becomes RT = less ear massage time due to responsibilities
In icono path for me he could walk again later, but crippled so he gave my RT his axe when he came to help along with Chorda and Nocturne
>angrily hobbles up the stairs with full strength of both his implants and body
>kicks open door
>listen here you knife eared piece of shi-
>By the Emperor what are you two doing?
>the thread is now just sharing greentext fanfiction
You truly belong on /vg/.
we'll need to sink a bit lower to be in good company on /vg/
So we know Officer Nerf in Move Move Move disabling attacks and Bring it Down applying a debuff that prevents it from being used again on the same target.
Given they said other talents and abilities are being adjusted for every archetype, what else do you think is going to change?
Personally I would like for them to adjust Assassin so that if you have two equipped melee weapons Assassin abilities attack with both of them.
This would encourage dual melee more instead of every Ass using either the Dogmatic GS, a Thunder Hammer, or the Heretic Force Sword.
navi powers are gonna get nerfed into the ground
Lidless Stare should get a damage buff, but Held in my Gaze should be a Save or Suck, and the movement ones should probably more reliably move targets where you want them but reduce the damage of the talent that makes movement cause damage.
They should be set up abilities not encounter enders.
Not sure. I want to know what the Death cult Assassin is like before thinking about the arbites.
So, what do you want Arbites companion to be like?
Where's my Freeboota companion Owlcat. You already gave us two engineered bioweapons as companions, give us a third!
I don't get it
Difference in attitudes to muh precious elantach vs to regular humans
Why it's so hard to accept that Argenta only has eyes for the emperor? do you guys honestly think some flimsy love with a rogue trader will ever be as powerful as her love for the emperor?
so did jimmy, yet look how that one turned out
What if RT would make 20 superdupersoldiers?
Why would i need 20 emotionally stunted man-children. When i already have my child Nomos?
You need Yrliet to breastfeed Nomos. That's not compatible with Argenta
he doesn't have the technology
But he has the will. Now he just needs to convince Argenta.
she'll make 20 supersoldiers with jimmy. all the girls will be sent to schola progenium on dargonus to become bolter b***hes
Do you want an IG companion? Imo that would be to dull compared to other possible options
Ogryn companion focused on unarmed combat?
*zoom*
By Asuryan..
Would..
She IS into tall guys, you might have a chance xenos
she's into inquisitors it seems
Maybe a young and naive trooper, that becomes more hardened and grizzled, after she finds her home planet ruined. It could be the hive planet that freezes over and is being raided by the Deldar after they stole the systems sun.
this except you can try your hardest to hide your atrocities from the starry eyed gaurdsman. Bonus points for commissar background interaction
Could also make for interesting interactions with Jae, since she is a deserter.
Just recruit Sergeant Malgar from the rykad minoris starport
only id he's a straight white male
we already have one
If they actually added cuckoldry into the game. What would (You) want it to be?
Me cucking my rivals out of some serious profit factor.
As a torture in Cumrag, unironically
You mean Froggy's fantasies about Jimmi getting gang raped by Wyches?
Would it just be the Eclipse from Berserk?
thats just rape.
pic related unironically, but then it turns out it's just dark eldar mind tricks and you shot your navigator for nothing, you dumb b***h who has no faith in the one you love
why are femRTs so moronic?
well, she is a woman
There is already cuckoldry in the game up to Chapter 4 scene.
But I'd want it to be Yrliet getting cucked by another eldar, of course
I'd rather add executing cuckgays irl
Froggy would add Eldar bulls warp encounters
GW hates non-perpetual human males. If Yrliet was a guy, you'd have a detailed soul sex into real life sex scene where he obliterates every femRT hole with BEC
>Existance of a subject designated "Jae" is not recored in this unit's databanks
stop cucking the sad elf
Any ideas for a new Abelard build other than melee tank?
Dont he come with a proficiency in flamers? Or was it melters. Either way, you could try and make a build around that.
I punish my crew by making them hang out with Yrliet
>monkeigh, soulstone, stupid monkeigh, paths suck blah blah
>Lord captain! please let us out of this xeno hell! we're sorry we didn't recite our prayers back perfectly to sister argenta when she asked us to please have mercy!
did she just flip us off?
isnt that when she is out of it talking to the chess board
No she trying to do a jutsu.
>go to dialogue file
>ctrl+h "mon-keigh"
>replace with tranimals
The Eldar are now Froggies
So what exactly was the story behind nomos?
theodora found it on epitaph and wanted to use it to get richer, i think she was working with the amarnat collective on it. Or something. I'm a speedreader who skips all dialogue
A shard of a C'Tann shard, who Theodora thought could be useful and implanted in the ship. It then integrated in the ship and effectively became its machine spirit, but became fully sentient when you did the ritual to get the warrant in the intro. Leading it to try and learn about humanity and the universe, seing you as a parental figure.
If you do his ending then he essentially becomes a full C'Tann(The only new one since the war in heaven) and becomes one of the strongest beings in the universe.
But he learns about human values through you, and is therefor not inherently evil. Though you could argue whether it is a case of Nature vs. Nurture.
Then the game is so uncanon. The C'tan are inherently evil.
Thats the whole Nature vs. Nurture angle. It could also be argued that it is an entirely new "species" since it is merged with a machine spirit, and is therefore presumably touched by the Emperors grace. But yeah a non evil C¨Tann is like a satiated Tyrranid, it normally doesnt exist.
Where the frick is the content? I dropped my playthrough after they broke every hammer in the game and went silent for like a week and there's been 1 hotfix since
Work harder owlcat, fix more shit
C'tan are not inherently evil, they are simply beyond comprehension
The silent king had a c'tan that literally just wanted to burn shit, is that evil?
They're just crazy clouds
>is that evil?
yes. any more moronic questions?
>C'tan are not inherently evil,
Yes, they are.
The moment the C'tan gained sentience they were destructive and malicious.
It's not. It's a Void Dragon shard. All C'tan shards retain the personality of the original. The Void Dragon is a specialist in technology and also known for his craving of absolute destruction.
>Then the game is so uncanon
The word is that Owlcat interaction with GW went on conditions of: Owlcat proposes idea - GW gives/not gives consent
Same with any other game. Still not canon.
nah, but I would argue it's a case of shit writing
Yrliet explain sneed
>To my understanding it is a joke the monkeigh find rather clever
>it is about an agrarian supply store run by a monkeigh by the name of Sneed, and shop Sneed’s Feed and Seed this rhymes in their primitive tongue
>but the crux of this joke is that below the name of the shop it says that it was formerly owned by a man named Chuck
>thus further implying that the name would stay the same other than the words being replaced with words that rhyme with Chuck without changing the fist letters
>Chucks Frick and Suck, this is something the monkeigh find clever for some reason but personally I don’t get it
>Jimmy in the background: yes we know you don’t
Everything is canon. Not everything is true
Do Eldar have Jannies?
Path of Service includes many various roles, janitor is very likely one of them
>save my race for free
How are the bugs?