Get lost Arbites, im a crisp young Rogue Trader at only 120 years old, and while my concubine might look like shes only 12 years old, its just because i am a biomancer and has her forever trapped in a young body, her mental age is infact that of a 80 year old.
they might unironically do it since they're doing the kenabres for wotr. Only of course it won't be the pleasure world because god forbid they create some new assets, and instead you're gonna muck about your palace on dargonus
honestly he could probably make her have a biomancy induces miscarriage, or just use it to make her not get pregnant in the first place. If she got knocked up it's because he wanted it. And he definitely wants family
>threaten
depends on when you spring the surprise on him. He'd probably legit kill himself if it was before the meltie. Be head over heels if it's after the meltie. Unless he decided to stay with the inquisition in which case it's meltie 2: arctic boogaloo
A warning to a fat merchant prince I sing,
Take heed, beware, your gluttony unbound,
On Janus, planet rich in everything,
Do not consume all, leave some to be found.
The bounty of Janus, vast and grand,
A feast for eyes and stomach to delight,
But greed unchecked, will doom this wondrous land,
A tragic fate awaits, a darkened night.
Oh prince, your appetite knows no restraint,
But think of others, of the future days,
Do not devour, let balance be your saint,
For Janus' beauty in harmony stays.
So heed this warning, fat merchant prince dear,
Save some for others, let Janus persevere.
In realms of verse, I find my home sublime,
You can't eat me, for I am neither flesh nor bone.
A melody of words, a rhythmic chime,
My essence lives in song and rime alone.
Nothing, that's what a lot of force weapons are
Most staffs are also supposed to be a club that basically desintegrates matter when it strikes too (a force weapon) but owlcat made them primitive
>Jimmi heinrix seasonal report #19521 >after the events of kiava gamma, where a servant of the archenemy attempted to make contact with the rogue trader I am currently assigned to via an astropath, the lord captain has seen it fit to recruit a pariah into his retinue >Reasoning that the presence of a null may dissuade the eye of the archenemy >It is a reasonable measure, we in the inquisition have utilized these athema's to the warp for similar reasons >the aeldari that has accompanied the rogue trader has not taken this new development well to say the least, already having made several attempts on the null's life >idira tlass, a fellow warp sensative, has taken to traversing the voidship via routes less traveled and with the help of jae heydari, in an attempt to avoid the null >I shall keep a close watch on the null, though I may require additional resources to accomplish this task
NTA, but her early romance is the closest thing. It's the RT who has to adhere to her wants and boundries with little tolerance to deviating from them.
Jae's sex broadcast is the only other thing that comes somewhat close
This argument is stupid to begin with but the entire point is Marazhai only does this to RT who agrees to it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>drukhari know about consent
Impressive
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not talking about RT. I'm talking about Marzgays who are most likely never even had a normal sex in their life, let alone hardcore bdsm.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Your point? You can have your character romancing the murderous bdsm elf without you yourself being into that. Do you think Cam-cam romancers go around killing people or what?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>literally draws this shit >without you yourself being into that
3 months ago
Anonymous
It wouldn't be surprising. But the idea of romancing someone you wouldn't actually like in a video game for muh RP seems pretty degenerate.
Copy-Froggy isn't a dedicated enough autist to seethe about a single character for a long period of time like Pathfindergays do with Valerie and Arueshalae
the poster the character belongs to is some absolute mong that started browsing in 2019, why does cancer + AI get OC? Its an elf too. Starting to agree with the yrletprostitute guy
3 months ago
Anonymous
>cancer
What? That guy was always on-topic discussing the game instead of shitposting about waifus.
3 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but he plays as a blonde AI twink while he is some brown saar from india whose village got internet access past these 5 years
3 months ago
Anonymous
>being this butthurt about an anon using AI portrait that he makes up seethe headcanons
kek
3 months ago
Anonymous
yes I am butthurt about brown people fetishizing the colour of hair majority of my family has. Problem? Die. Subhuman
3 months ago
Anonymous
I rarely see this level of asshurt.
Especially about some random who probably never even interacted with (You)
3 months ago
Anonymous
why are you mocking me? Anger used to be the trademark of Ganker. I hate you. Black person
3 months ago
Anonymous
Thats a nice looking dog.
3 months ago
Anonymous
that is my thinking too, the bloodthirster is like a giant pitbull the chaos corrupted SoB fricks. Its lore-friendly
3 months ago
Anonymous
>being this butthurt about an anon using AI portrait that he makes up seethe headcanons
kek
I rarely see this level of asshurt.
Especially about some random who probably never even interacted with (You)
avatargayging is against the rules and is cancer, yes
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Posting pictures of your playthrough is avatargayging
The only thing wrong with that guy is that he attracted mentally ill eldartards, but they're already annoying to begin with so it wasn't really his fault
3 months ago
Anonymous
>posting screenshots of playing the game is avatargaying
yes? he didn't edit out his portrait, he's avatargayging, morons
3 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CROP OUT YOUR PORTRAIT
Holy autism
3 months ago
Anonymous
if you want to show off your character so bad, perhaps you can go to reddit? i don't think an anonymous website with rules against avatar posting is the best place to post your avatar
3 months ago
Anonymous
oh for fricks sake you're mad that he plays as a cute guy and it's giving you funny feelings, is that it?
3 months ago
Anonymous
no? that's a really weird thing to say out of nowhere, anon
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why the frick would anyone crop their portrait?
3 months ago
Anonymous
its cancer avatar posting, and it becomes avatargayging if you continue to post it
if you want to show off your super epic portrait so bad, go to reddit, not an anonymous site
3 months ago
Anonymous
Autism
3 months ago
Anonymous
>posting screenshots of playing the game is avatargaying
3 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
yes? he didn't edit out his portrait, he's avatargayging, morons
Serious question anon: is this bait?
If not how has that one poster who was entirely on-topic (a rarity for Ganker) and minding his own business angered you so much that you seethe about him and make shit up him even after he hasn't posted here in a while.
3 months ago
Anonymous
im just pointing out that avatargayging is against the rules, and its against the rules for a good reason, don't get your panties in a bunch
3 months ago
Anonymous
>avatargayging
You don't know what that means zoomers.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Haven't seen you complain about anyone else who had their RT's portrait visible, what is it about this guy that bothers you so much?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Haven't seen you complain about anyone else who had their RT's portrait visible
because i wasn't around then, >what is it about this guy that bothers you so much?
they are all cancer
3 months ago
Anonymous
>then
uh
3 months ago
Anonymous
Posting screenshots of playing the game isn't avatargaying you moronic homosexual.
Avatargaying is when someone uses a character as a CONSTANT signature to every post, the guy in question did not do that because I remember interacting with him several times and he answered normally without screenshots.
You are trying to force the notion that the guy was posting screenshots to show of his character, no he was just posting screenshots and talking about other shit in them such as the build or dialog or combat.
I don't remember him once bringing attention to his portrait, it was always the 2-3 homosexuals replying to him seething about his portrait that did.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Posting screenshots of playing the game isn't avatargaying you moronic homosexual.
PLAYING VIDYA?
ON MY VIDYA BOARD?
NOOOO WE ONLY TALK ABOUT POLITICS, CULTURE WAR, EPIC WAIFUS AND BBC HERE
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Posting screenshots of playing the game isn't avatargaying you moronic homosexual.
PLAYING VIDYA?
ON MY VIDYA BOARD?
NOOOO WE ONLY TALK ABOUT POLITICS, CULTURE WAR, EPIC WAIFUS AND BBC HERE
>too lazy to even edit a screenshot
3 months ago
Anonymous
why should he?
3 months ago
Anonymous
because avatargayging is cancer and against the rules
3 months ago
Anonymous
Take meds
3 months ago
Anonymous
you're either shitposting or genuinely moronic
3 months ago
Anonymous
homosexual it isn't avatargaying, I explained here why
Posting screenshots of playing the game isn't avatargaying you moronic homosexual.
Avatargaying is when someone uses a character as a CONSTANT signature to every post, the guy in question did not do that because I remember interacting with him several times and he answered normally without screenshots.
You are trying to force the notion that the guy was posting screenshots to show of his character, no he was just posting screenshots and talking about other shit in them such as the build or dialog or combat.
I don't remember him once bringing attention to his portrait, it was always the 2-3 homosexuals replying to him seething about his portrait that did.
3 months ago
Anonymous
just look at any mmo or rpg general to see why avatargayging is a menace that should be eradicated
ZERO TOLERANCE
he's too lazy to edit a screenshot
that shows that he wanted his portrait to be in the screenshot
thats avatargayging
3 months ago
Anonymous
You keep repeating the same moronic shit I explained why that's false >Avatargaying is when someone uses a character as a CONSTANT signature to every post, the guy in question did not do that because I remember interacting with him several times and he answered normally without screenshots. >You are trying to force the notion that the guy was posting screenshots to show of his character, no he was just posting screenshots and talking about other shit in them such as the build or dialog or combat.
3 months ago
Anonymous
avatargayging doesn't have to be every single post newbie, there are plenty of avatargays in the Ganker xiv threads, for example, that sometimes post without their avatar. they are still cancer and need to be eradicated
as for your second point >too lazy to edit a screenshot
3 months ago
Anonymous
First point is fair I should have said almost constantly. But the thing is avatargays do it to stand out for people to know it's them, focusing on the avatar. There is no reason for him to edit the screenshot. The character isn't even the focus in them and happened to be in them, you failed to address the second point entirely. The guy wasn't trying to become a thread personality he was just talking about gameplay.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he was just talking about gameplay.
gameplay related to the screenshot* avatargays just post their avatar regardless of what they are talking about
3 months ago
Anonymous
>There is no reason for him to edit the screenshot
basic courtesy, but whatever, there's worse avatargays out there, and he doesn't even post here any more
3 months ago
Anonymous
>basic courtesy,
What basic courtesy, I've only seen people cropping dialogue, but for the sake of visibility the names are rarely censored. And barely seen anyone go on rants against them for "avatargaying"
Idk why you dislike that anon so much that you try to force this narrative about him, but whatever, not gonna bother.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>for the sake of visibility
just put a big opaque square over any avatar signs, its super easy, you can even do it in paint
3 months ago
Anonymous
There is no reason to, because it's not an avatar.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>an avatar is not an avatar
lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's a portrait in a crpg in a gameplay screenshot that isn't even the focus of the screenshot.
If he was posting just the pic to identify himself of purposefully drawing attention to it in the screenshot it could be considered as such, but it isn't. >b-b to laz
Zero reason. moronic definitions of a singular schizos are not taken into account.
3 months ago
Anonymous
so if I hide my avatar in every picture I post its not avatargayging because "its not the focus of the screenshot"?
3 months ago
Anonymous
STOP. REPLYING. homosexual.
look at these posts at the start of the conversation
yeah but he plays as a blonde AI twink while he is some brown saar from india whose village got internet access past these 5 years
yes I am butthurt about brown people fetishizing the colour of hair majority of my family has. Problem? Die. Subhuman
It was obvious from the get go it's a shitposter baiting.
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
last one.
so if I hide my avatar in every picture I post its not avatargayging because "its not the focus of the screenshot"?
You don't need to hide a portrait in a crpg gameplay screesnhot at all, because having a non edited screenshot isn't avatargaying
It can only be avatargaying if you're explicitly attention whoring making the character the focus of the post, but when the character is just in the screenshot when something else in it is being discussed and focused on, it is not avatargaying. What is so hard here to grap?
And that gay's posts were more on-topic than this entire conversation which is meta-homosexualry in a vidya thread.
I helped you shit up this thread far too much, so I'll stop.
3 months ago
Anonymous
ok thanks for the help, next time i want to avatargay ill just insert a tiny crpg screenshot at the bottom of my posts
3 months ago
Anonymous
>shitposter baiting
thats the thing, you merely pretend, I am the real deal and mean 100% of what I say, thats why just two of my schizo posts ruined the thread for 3 hours
3 months ago
Anonymous
here is my kinocharacter
3 months ago
Anonymous
post moar
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't have any more I haven't opened the game in like a month aside from once 2 hours ago to try things out and make a post about psykers
3 months ago
Anonymous
and when people edit out their characters' names there's anons asking why they'd do that
3 months ago
Anonymous
those anons are newbies who came from reddit, so they are not used to the concept of anonymity
3 months ago
Anonymous
>t was always the 2-3 homosexuals replying to him seething about his portrait that did
YJK he was one of them (if not all samegaying)
3 months ago
Anonymous
>is this bait
Yes. I get one or two schizoids like this when I post videogame screenshots without hiding my character / in-game name too.
>OH MY EMPEROR, THROUGHOUT THE RAID ON CRUDARACH'S RUINS THE DRUKHARI WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO ESCAPE ARKS, DRAG EVERY FRICKING XENO FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE ASURYANI MAN, ASURYANI WOMAN AND ASURYANI CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH STAB WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR veganaS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED. >THIS BY ITSELF WAS FRICKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO XENOS, BUT EMPEROR, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE DRUKHARI CHADS DOING IT TO US MON-KEIGH (READ: EVERY HUMAN MAN HUMAN WOMAN AND HUMAN CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY EMPEROR, AMAZING! IT'S SO FRICKING GOOD IM LITERALLY jerking off TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE NOCTURNE'S MIXTAPE PLAYS! >MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE ASURYANI CRUDARACH SURVIVORS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. EMPEROR, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB prostitute OF A HUMAN WIFE AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A HUMAN GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE XEN- I MEAN DRUKHARI CHADS FINALLY RAID OUR PLANET AND MURDER EVERY MON-KEIGH AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FRICKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN MARAZHAI AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FRICKS MY WIFE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE HUMAN GIRL INSIDE MY WIFE SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF DRUKHARI CHADS WHILE NOCTURNE'S MIXTAPE PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!
he's already a cold and calculating bastard when it comes to maletrader. He'd probaly just give him a tongue lashing and not put it in his report (in fear that calcazar will order him to take wiener to further his own goals)
>Mister Rogue Trader, we understand that the original vox broadcast of you and Jae having intercourse was broadcasted without your knowledge. But i must question your decision to broadcast a sequel as mandatory listening to all your colonies.
In theory they all have an indisclosed amount of Khaine fragments. Problem is they have to sacrifice a valuable member of their craftworld to use them.
Just wondering if they actually really require a valued member, or a 'valued' member of the craftworld to summon their lava-filled punching bags.
Lore usually claims the first, so her being home wouldn't made a difference.
Swarm is my favorite WOTR path
I wish it was available from the start it's so kino
Swarm ascension is my canon ending >inb4 'n-no you cant'
They made it and it's in the game, they probably just israeliteed out too hard rushing it out the door and didn't bother adding a way to research it was swarm
It's dead, what's not dead it's /crpgg/ and it's fine if kinda dead, you just ignore the obvious shitposters like Froggy or any of the few gays that get riled up when you mention a female character they don't like
Being raised in a gilded cave doesn't mean you're a moron who doesn't know what homosexuality is, she's well aware that's why she tries her best to turn you down gently if you try to flirt with her as a woman
I am one of the few posters itt that made a male character and he just acts like a guy towards me. He doesnt flirt with you. This isnt BG3. In this game companions change completely depending on your characters dick or vegana.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No I was asking if you the player character flirt with him does he call you a slur, I know the only gay dude in this game is the degenerate drukhari, a bisexual inquisitor would make no sense
The game never gives you the chance to flirt with him unlike Cassia
Probably for the best, he would either leave the party on the spot or just straight up shoot you if you tried
3 months ago
Anonymous
>play 40k game >first question is can I gay flirt with the inquisitor
die you brainrotten troony
3 months ago
Anonymous
Braindead moron who doesn't know how to read
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are you unable to read you braindead troon? my first question was does he call gays that flirt with him a slur
the deldar isn't gay unfortunately, hes a bibawd designed for the female gaze like astarion
Makes sense, probably a better idea to appeal to straight women than gays to sell more in those type of games
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he would either leave the party on the spot or just straight up shoot you if you tried
I don't know where you get these weird headcanons but he'd most likely just say he's not interested and cut it short
3 months ago
Anonymous
the deldar isn't gay unfortunately, hes a bibawd designed for the female gaze like astarion
3 months ago
Anonymous
>a bisexual inquisitor would make no sense
why? he's marked by slaanesh for a reason
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Probably for the best, he would either leave the party on the spot or just straight up shoot you if you tried
you're gonna have butt sex whether you like it or not, interrogator. That's an order. I NEED that alliance
>inquisitor being homophobic
Very very unlikely, they all turn radical at some point or another so homophobia if it exists in them at all likely goes away veeeeeery fast since they're so quick to lose something as ingrained into imperials as "I will not use demons or accept demon power"-phobia >cassia
Eh they're probably very lesbian in their sororitas orders so I doubt it
frick who's cassia again
oh yeahhh the fish
frick i'm getting names mixed up, yeah the fish probably doesn't even know what being gay is, she's probably just as homophobic as a regular straight person
as for what those things have to do with eachother, inquisitors play fast and loose with their morals, 5 days on the job and they probably don't even remember that gay sex is gay
Flustered? No, she feels awkard, you can literally feel what she feels and the narration says so, she struggles to come up with a compliment so she praises your fricking shoulders, then quickly changes the subject
3 months ago
Anonymous
they are very nice shoulders. I don't see jimmi complimenting them, maybe I shouldn't play regicide with him tonight
>d00d is X character ZAZED and SNEEDPILLED???
40K actually isn't very political, you'd know if you actually engaged with any of it in a meaningful manner
Except that they literally just did >b-but bis-
Dykes don't cry when they have to romance bisexual characters, neither do straights for that matter, so why do you?
maybe? I don't think owlcat cares, the marzipan controversy didn't blow up outside of the pre-release community and at most just turned off a few gays from buying the game but that's pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things. If they have a new romance option in the new companions it'll most likely be a girl anyway if we're to judge by the pattern of dlc companions we've gotten from owlcat (tiefling sisters > shifter dude > warhammer dlc)
im imagining >assassin girl designed to be sexy and romanced >judge dredd guy with a shoe-horned romance because you need to have one in a companion dlc
Yeah the assassin is definitely going to be a woman and most likely a romance, I don't know if the second DLC companion will be a romance though from the description doesn't seem like it would fit but they might shoehorn one in like they did with the shifter in wotr
3 months ago
Anonymous
>inb4 she's camellia 2.0
What will the deathcult assassin romance be like? Will it just be slightly toned down Marazhai (Dogmatic) or do Deathcult assassins not really have a pattern and can be anything?
>Dykes don't cry when they have to romance bisexual characters
Are you kidding? if anything they're the ones that cry the most about it, the BG3 ones are pretending Minthara and Karlach are lesbians and are more against playersexual RO than any straight guy I've ever seen.
I mean they also made him incredibly boring and have his whole quest resolve around his literal who brother instead of anything that had to with his character (like his anger issue that literally never come up). Him being black probably didn't help though.
If it's any consolation I don't think they planned to make gay exclusive romance in general, the only reason Sosiel was one is because he's canon gay in the AP they adapted him from.
What will the deathcult assassin romance be like? Will it just be slightly toned down Marazhai (Dogmatic) or do Deathcult assassins not really have a pattern and can be anything?
I mean it makes sense to be fair, for how much people claim they want to be able to be evil in rpgs the amount of people that pick the evil path is very low when you look at the stats
Yeah, no shit when its always the least rewarded path and usually blocks you from half the storyline instead of opening up another.
If crime would pay as little in real life, we'd could turn all jails into swimming pools
>you may have commanded multiple planets and millions of lives
What the actual frick? Why would they use millions here? Earth has fricking billions of people, how the frick is millions of lives befitting a protectorate consisting of multiple hive worlds a proper description? It should trillions or at the very least billions.
>IG/Navy/Other Military
Approve >Nobility/Navi
Approve >Craftworld Eldar
He's okish with Yrliet so wouldn't disapprove too much >Inquisition girl
Same with Heinrix, mild dissaproval >Exodite Eldar
would probably disagree with dating a xeno wildling >Tau
Preachy about Greater Good to leave your religion for it, so would dislike >Dark Eldar
Disgust >Necron
Disgust and confusion
I'm playing on Daring and I just finished Footfall.
The combat is fun but feels too easy. The only times any of my character went down was the sniper at the end of Act 1 and some thug with a power hammer in Footfall.
Should I switch to Hard right away or does Daring become more interesting?
i really wanted to try Jae but she just doesn't fit in my dogmatic party with her filthy xenotrading and xenoloving tendencies. i'll have to stick with the fish. i think i'm gonna ban Jae from my ship so i won't be tempted by her good looks and exotic accent.
Not totally inaccurate, a guy could be completely trained in the ways of the Mechanicus then forced to forswear those oaths to become a Trader because the bloodline has withered enough that he's the only viable option. Not like they'd remove his cybernetics on the way out.
Hey (You) HALT.
Post what your Rogue Trader's age is. We need to make sure verything is legal in the Imperium.
Everyone is old enough I guess.
What is the name of this band
Lisa and the cuck Squad
Get lost Arbites, im a crisp young Rogue Trader at only 120 years old, and while my concubine might look like shes only 12 years old, its just because i am a biomancer and has her forever trapped in a young body, her mental age is infact that of a 80 year old.
Starting a bio/pyro playthrough today
Never bothered much with pyromancy outside of experimenting since molten ray looked hyperlame
It'll be cool
pyro is for setting yourself on fire and hitting things in melee
Nah
Patchie today?
Total Jimmy Heart Attack!
This won't save you from daily regicide games, von Valancius.
well let's replace the pieces with shots of amasec at least
>pregnancy
>alcohol
I'm divorcing and going back to the Inquisition.
femtrader always loses though. it's just a ruse to get him blackout drunk and skip the regicide
It's Heinrix. He'd cut that bottle of amasec in two the moment you take it in your hand, like it's a halo device.
should have married marazhai. imagine those fetal alcohol syndrome babies
Half-eldars don't exist dumbo, besides deldars are fetal alcohol syndrome mutants by default
My psyker abilities are strong enough to make it happen
Magnus calm down we don't need HH 2.0
Total Jimmi PTSD
Jimmy finally marries Femtrader after knocking her up, and he goes to meet his mother-in-law.
Calixis beach episode when
Its the third dlc, trust the plan.
they might unironically do it since they're doing the kenabres for wotr. Only of course it won't be the pleasure world because god forbid they create some new assets, and instead you're gonna muck about your palace on dargonus
honestly he could probably make her have a biomancy induces miscarriage, or just use it to make her not get pregnant in the first place. If she got knocked up it's because he wanted it. And he definitely wants family
Don't threaten the best boy like that
>threaten
depends on when you spring the surprise on him. He'd probably legit kill himself if it was before the meltie. Be head over heels if it's after the meltie. Unless he decided to stay with the inquisition in which case it's meltie 2: arctic boogaloo
A warning to a fat merchant prince I sing,
Take heed, beware, your gluttony unbound,
On Janus, planet rich in everything,
Do not consume all, leave some to be found.
The bounty of Janus, vast and grand,
A feast for eyes and stomach to delight,
But greed unchecked, will doom this wondrous land,
A tragic fate awaits, a darkened night.
Oh prince, your appetite knows no restraint,
But think of others, of the future days,
Do not devour, let balance be your saint,
For Janus' beauty in harmony stays.
So heed this warning, fat merchant prince dear,
Save some for others, let Janus persevere.
he'll eat you next, troubadour
In realms of verse, I find my home sublime,
You can't eat me, for I am neither flesh nor bone.
A melody of words, a rhythmic chime,
My essence lives in song and rime alone.
god I love being fat and ugly
Ugly bastard role is already taken
he's neither fat nor ugly
t. eodora
Total warp events autoresolve
Dont worry, he doesnt bite.
Elantach why are your ears round?
>your psyker no longer hunches down like a ghoul gripping the staff in the wrong place with half of it sticking under the ground
That's great
It's inconsistent. Some staves still have that animation
post pic
he cute
Gigatwink
Chwink?
What stopping a psyker from putting and axe blade on the staff and turning it in a chaos splitting halberd that shoots out fireballs?
Nothing, that's what a lot of force weapons are
Most staffs are also supposed to be a club that basically desintegrates matter when it strikes too (a force weapon) but owlcat made them primitive
aedalri technology chud
Axe blades on long sticks are copyrighted by the Adeptus Mechanicus. Cease and desist, layBlack person.
>Jimmi heinrix seasonal report #19521
>after the events of kiava gamma, where a servant of the archenemy attempted to make contact with the rogue trader I am currently assigned to via an astropath, the lord captain has seen it fit to recruit a pariah into his retinue
>Reasoning that the presence of a null may dissuade the eye of the archenemy
>It is a reasonable measure, we in the inquisition have utilized these athema's to the warp for similar reasons
>the aeldari that has accompanied the rogue trader has not taken this new development well to say the least, already having made several attempts on the null's life
>idira tlass, a fellow warp sensative, has taken to traversing the voidship via routes less traveled and with the help of jae heydari, in an attempt to avoid the null
>I shall keep a close watch on the null, though I may require additional resources to accomplish this task
a blank companion, or at least an npc you can recruit akin to the navigator and other freeloaders you pick up, would have been amazing
ewwww what the fuuuuck, my cool "points hand" animation for stuff while holding a staff is now a little staff swing
this'll take some getting used to
Is it me or is ulfar worse post-patch? Hmmm
Is that even possible?
He wasn't bad pre-patch (despite much whining) but he feels like he does a lot less damage now, but I haven't experimented much yet
Who is the femdom romance?
Yrliet
But she gets buckbroken from Act 3 onwards
>listening to yrlikeks
your iq drops a couple of points just from being in the same room as those nimrods
>the same anon always typing in low caps always seething about the autism elf
NTA, but her early romance is the closest thing. It's the RT who has to adhere to her wants and boundries with little tolerance to deviating from them.
Jae's sex broadcast is the only other thing that comes somewhat close
(You)
who the hell makes these arts?
Women.
I'd look at this artist's reaction if someone did this to her skin irl. Some for reason I suspect she'd never draw marazhai again
>what is fiction
>what is fantasy
you can't be this autistic
>m-muh fiction
I wonder what would your reaction be if someone did this to you irl and how quickly you'd lose your imaginary kinks, femcel.
>being this mad
You will never have a dommy mommy
>avoiding the question
Predictable.
This argument is stupid to begin with but the entire point is Marazhai only does this to RT who agrees to it.
>drukhari know about consent
Impressive
I'm not talking about RT. I'm talking about Marzgays who are most likely never even had a normal sex in their life, let alone hardcore bdsm.
Your point? You can have your character romancing the murderous bdsm elf without you yourself being into that. Do you think Cam-cam romancers go around killing people or what?
>literally draws this shit
>without you yourself being into that
It wouldn't be surprising. But the idea of romancing someone you wouldn't actually like in a video game for muh RP seems pretty degenerate.
Scars are freaky
My girlfriend has hundreds, they're cute qf
So you're forced to kill Cumtown's Dr Menegele and Yremeryss no matter what?
Yes.
yremeryss yes, homoman - not sure, probably also yes although it would have been great if you could forge a pact with him on heretic 4 for example
You can skip the Commorragh fight but you have to kill him on Quetza I think.
The haemunculus? You don't have to fight him, he's optional
You have to fight him in Quetza Temer.
Do you? Can't you just kill the eldar with Calligos and frick off?
Huh, I never do that so I've never tried. Would be weird not to.
Where is Froggy nowadays, haven't seen him in the threads in a while.
killed himself hopefully
Jacking off to cuck porn probably. He has to somehow get references for his insults after all
Copy-Froggy isn't a dedicated enough autist to seethe about a single character for a long period of time like Pathfindergays do with Valerie and Arueshalae
Maybe, but damn did that gay produce a lot of material https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/Yrliprostitute%20/
Most weren't copy pastes
hes based unlike you never-OC-creating newbies
>drukhari is black
He is really projecting that hard huh
In fairness I assume it's just a quick edit of an existing pic where the guy was already black
holy shit
But these threads had a fair bit of OC
The twink looks like he's suppressing pain
the poster the character belongs to is some absolute mong that started browsing in 2019, why does cancer + AI get OC? Its an elf too. Starting to agree with the yrletprostitute guy
>cancer
What? That guy was always on-topic discussing the game instead of shitposting about waifus.
yeah but he plays as a blonde AI twink while he is some brown saar from india whose village got internet access past these 5 years
>being this butthurt about an anon using AI portrait that he makes up seethe headcanons
kek
yes I am butthurt about brown people fetishizing the colour of hair majority of my family has. Problem? Die. Subhuman
I rarely see this level of asshurt.
Especially about some random who probably never even interacted with (You)
why are you mocking me? Anger used to be the trademark of Ganker. I hate you. Black person
Thats a nice looking dog.
that is my thinking too, the bloodthirster is like a giant pitbull the chaos corrupted SoB fricks. Its lore-friendly
avatargayging is against the rules and is cancer, yes
>Posting pictures of your playthrough is avatargayging
The only thing wrong with that guy is that he attracted mentally ill eldartards, but they're already annoying to begin with so it wasn't really his fault
yes? he didn't edit out his portrait, he's avatargayging, morons
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CROP OUT YOUR PORTRAIT
Holy autism
if you want to show off your character so bad, perhaps you can go to reddit? i don't think an anonymous website with rules against avatar posting is the best place to post your avatar
oh for fricks sake you're mad that he plays as a cute guy and it's giving you funny feelings, is that it?
no? that's a really weird thing to say out of nowhere, anon
Why the frick would anyone crop their portrait?
its cancer avatar posting, and it becomes avatargayging if you continue to post it
if you want to show off your super epic portrait so bad, go to reddit, not an anonymous site
Autism
>posting screenshots of playing the game is avatargaying
Serious question anon: is this bait?
If not how has that one poster who was entirely on-topic (a rarity for Ganker) and minding his own business angered you so much that you seethe about him and make shit up him even after he hasn't posted here in a while.
im just pointing out that avatargayging is against the rules, and its against the rules for a good reason, don't get your panties in a bunch
>avatargayging
You don't know what that means zoomers.
Haven't seen you complain about anyone else who had their RT's portrait visible, what is it about this guy that bothers you so much?
>Haven't seen you complain about anyone else who had their RT's portrait visible
because i wasn't around then,
>what is it about this guy that bothers you so much?
they are all cancer
>then
uh
Posting screenshots of playing the game isn't avatargaying you moronic homosexual.
Avatargaying is when someone uses a character as a CONSTANT signature to every post, the guy in question did not do that because I remember interacting with him several times and he answered normally without screenshots.
You are trying to force the notion that the guy was posting screenshots to show of his character, no he was just posting screenshots and talking about other shit in them such as the build or dialog or combat.
I don't remember him once bringing attention to his portrait, it was always the 2-3 homosexuals replying to him seething about his portrait that did.
>Posting screenshots of playing the game isn't avatargaying you moronic homosexual.
PLAYING VIDYA?
ON MY VIDYA BOARD?
NOOOO WE ONLY TALK ABOUT POLITICS, CULTURE WAR, EPIC WAIFUS AND BBC HERE
>too lazy to even edit a screenshot
why should he?
because avatargayging is cancer and against the rules
Take meds
you're either shitposting or genuinely moronic
homosexual it isn't avatargaying, I explained here why
just look at any mmo or rpg general to see why avatargayging is a menace that should be eradicated
ZERO TOLERANCE
he's too lazy to edit a screenshot
that shows that he wanted his portrait to be in the screenshot
thats avatargayging
You keep repeating the same moronic shit I explained why that's false
>Avatargaying is when someone uses a character as a CONSTANT signature to every post, the guy in question did not do that because I remember interacting with him several times and he answered normally without screenshots.
>You are trying to force the notion that the guy was posting screenshots to show of his character, no he was just posting screenshots and talking about other shit in them such as the build or dialog or combat.
avatargayging doesn't have to be every single post newbie, there are plenty of avatargays in the Ganker xiv threads, for example, that sometimes post without their avatar. they are still cancer and need to be eradicated
as for your second point
>too lazy to edit a screenshot
First point is fair I should have said almost constantly. But the thing is avatargays do it to stand out for people to know it's them, focusing on the avatar. There is no reason for him to edit the screenshot. The character isn't even the focus in them and happened to be in them, you failed to address the second point entirely. The guy wasn't trying to become a thread personality he was just talking about gameplay.
>he was just talking about gameplay.
gameplay related to the screenshot* avatargays just post their avatar regardless of what they are talking about
>There is no reason for him to edit the screenshot
basic courtesy, but whatever, there's worse avatargays out there, and he doesn't even post here any more
>basic courtesy,
What basic courtesy, I've only seen people cropping dialogue, but for the sake of visibility the names are rarely censored. And barely seen anyone go on rants against them for "avatargaying"
Idk why you dislike that anon so much that you try to force this narrative about him, but whatever, not gonna bother.
>for the sake of visibility
just put a big opaque square over any avatar signs, its super easy, you can even do it in paint
There is no reason to, because it's not an avatar.
>an avatar is not an avatar
lol
It's a portrait in a crpg in a gameplay screenshot that isn't even the focus of the screenshot.
If he was posting just the pic to identify himself of purposefully drawing attention to it in the screenshot it could be considered as such, but it isn't.
>b-b to laz
Zero reason. moronic definitions of a singular schizos are not taken into account.
so if I hide my avatar in every picture I post its not avatargayging because "its not the focus of the screenshot"?
STOP. REPLYING. homosexual.
look at these posts at the start of the conversation
It was obvious from the get go it's a shitposter baiting.
last one.
You don't need to hide a portrait in a crpg gameplay screesnhot at all, because having a non edited screenshot isn't avatargaying
It can only be avatargaying if you're explicitly attention whoring making the character the focus of the post, but when the character is just in the screenshot when something else in it is being discussed and focused on, it is not avatargaying. What is so hard here to grap?
And that gay's posts were more on-topic than this entire conversation which is meta-homosexualry in a vidya thread.
I helped you shit up this thread far too much, so I'll stop.
ok thanks for the help, next time i want to avatargay ill just insert a tiny crpg screenshot at the bottom of my posts
>shitposter baiting
thats the thing, you merely pretend, I am the real deal and mean 100% of what I say, thats why just two of my schizo posts ruined the thread for 3 hours
here is my kinocharacter
post moar
I don't have any more I haven't opened the game in like a month aside from once 2 hours ago to try things out and make a post about psykers
and when people edit out their characters' names there's anons asking why they'd do that
those anons are newbies who came from reddit, so they are not used to the concept of anonymity
>t was always the 2-3 homosexuals replying to him seething about his portrait that did
YJK he was one of them (if not all samegaying)
>is this bait
Yes. I get one or two schizoids like this when I post videogame screenshots without hiding my character / in-game name too.
For him "OC" it's hus cuck memes, make a picture of you jerking off in a corner while Marazhai fricks Yrliet and he'll consider that OC, nothing else
elves have pale skin, dumbass
wojak edits are not OC you dumb shit
I hate how crpgs attract so many mentally unhinged people
>crpgs
It's mostly Pathfindergays
Seeing at how the discussion in this thread is going I doubt it
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/667607261/#q667612076 though...
It's so moronic and unhinged it actually made me laugh
is there really a fat trader game out there?
Fat trader for anorexic elves
delete this
Superior
Eldari
Genetics
U not rike?
Inquisitorial propaganda
No, this is inquisitorial propaganda
>no bulge
I demoted this guy to a warp speed wiener fluffer in my playthrough, hate dicklets
post your own wiener
Gotta be honest
I like it
Dont worry babe, i got enough BFP for the both of us.
That's a man!
>OH MY EMPEROR, THROUGHOUT THE RAID ON CRUDARACH'S RUINS THE DRUKHARI WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO ESCAPE ARKS, DRAG EVERY FRICKING XENO FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE ASURYANI MAN, ASURYANI WOMAN AND ASURYANI CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH STAB WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR veganaS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FRICKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO XENOS, BUT EMPEROR, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE DRUKHARI CHADS DOING IT TO US MON-KEIGH (READ: EVERY HUMAN MAN HUMAN WOMAN AND HUMAN CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY EMPEROR, AMAZING! IT'S SO FRICKING GOOD IM LITERALLY jerking off TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE NOCTURNE'S MIXTAPE PLAYS!
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE ASURYANI CRUDARACH SURVIVORS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. EMPEROR, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB prostitute OF A HUMAN WIFE AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A HUMAN GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE XEN- I MEAN DRUKHARI CHADS FINALLY RAID OUR PLANET AND MURDER EVERY MON-KEIGH AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FRICKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN MARAZHAI AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FRICKS MY WIFE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE HUMAN GIRL INSIDE MY WIFE SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF DRUKHARI CHADS WHILE NOCTURNE'S MIXTAPE PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!
5 thrones were added to your bank account
Pasqal, would you be so kind as to terminate the debased xenoform's access to Nom OS net.
Avelard enough of your fantasies ease
>Evayne fetch me my axe and crutches, this xeno needs handling.
Just have Evayne sick his corsairfu on it, easier solution.
What would Heinrix's reaction be to a homosexual male rogue trader trying to interrogate his wiener?
Turning you into an iceblock most likely.
he's already a cold and calculating bastard when it comes to maletrader. He'd probaly just give him a tongue lashing and not put it in his report (in fear that calcazar will order him to take wiener to further his own goals)
Yeah but what if you were a bit forceful manhandling his package in surprise?
he'd just bash your brains in. then heal you with biomancy
I have high dodge %.
Could luck getting your revenge sweet Jimmi.
Lord-Captain...
Is she crying or is that how she looks normally?
That's her veins
Anyone have the picture of Marzipan, with some long ass text from tumblr or something advocating for human pets?
>Wanted autistic Aspect Warrior gf
>Get moronic Ranger gf instead
Some day my wish will come to pass. This is simply the first step towards it.
The real pain is not getting ability to rape her into submission as a chaos chad, after successfully committing 9/11 in Cumtown
I don't want to rape an Aspect Warrior. I want to love one
You can do both
But what if I want her to love me back, as much as an Aspect Warrior could do so?
Maybe if there's a sequel since you can end up with Path of the Warrior Yrliet.
>Mister Rogue Trader, we understand that the original vox broadcast of you and Jae having intercourse was broadcasted without your knowledge. But i must question your decision to broadcast a sequel as mandatory listening to all your colonies.
What colors would cassia see if she looked at a blank? would there be no colors? would there be a black hole of colors?
Every day schizoids find new ways to spruce up this general
Oh yeah speaking of muh rules you're browsing a fricking Ganker general lmao, start reporting it wannabe-janny
>admits to breaking the rules
just dont throw a hissy fit when people call you cancer next time, alright?
that was me who called him cancer, I am the people
Kino image
Could you morons stop? It's like watching a fricking waterwheel
Literally my RT with noble background.
Does anyone have blondies portrait saved?
yes saar we are the blondies now we redeem it
Tell me what commission to get of my big titty rogue trader
hardcore porn
But what kind
When I do another playthrough I'm gonna post many screenshots just for avataranon.
I dont see why you guys have such a problem with Avatars. The Avatar of Khaine is a cool unit.
>Avatar of jobbing
It did have that awesome scene in one of the recent CCain books
it's the designated jobber though
imagine sacrificing actual (sort of) useful people for this
I can't wait to kill one in the craftworld dlc
come to think of it, do they all have one? what would happen to crudarach's if most of the craftworld got tech plagued?
In theory they all have an indisclosed amount of Khaine fragments. Problem is they have to sacrifice a valuable member of their craftworld to use them.
>a valuable member of their craftworld
So that is not why the farseer was b***hing that Yrliet wasn't around?
What do you mean
Just wondering if they actually really require a valued member, or a 'valued' member of the craftworld to summon their lava-filled punching bags.
Lore usually claims the first, so her being home wouldn't made a difference.
Just like the bloodthirsters they're literally made for jobbing.
Well, this thread's been terrible. Better luck tomorrow
Your first rodeo of this sort? Clearly you haven't been on vg much. Now that's a refined schizophrenia.
How bad is the owlkek thread? QRD?
Not as bad as some /vg/ veterans for sure. Also pretty dead
It's the home of Froggy and adjacent schizos, so take a wild guess
Honestly, most of the people there are ok. It's just that there are a few schizos and coomers that are vocal and spam.
it varies. you can have some good convos, but you have to tolerate bad faith bait and swarm porn
Swarm is my favorite WOTR path
I wish it was available from the start it's so kino
Swarm ascension is my canon ending
>inb4 'n-no you cant'
They made it and it's in the game, they probably just israeliteed out too hard rushing it out the door and didn't bother adding a way to research it was swarm
It's dead, what's not dead it's /crpgg/ and it's fine if kinda dead, you just ignore the obvious shitposters like Froggy or any of the few gays that get riled up when you mention a female character they don't like
Why is Jae so good at providing phat loot?
Oh no anon edit that out, you're avatargaying!!
wait damn wrong image.
Oh, that's where it came from. Used this thing to pass Yremeryss fight once and I had no idea where I even got it from.
which in drug does she use during sex?
that's literally her fricking job, broseph
who's more homophobic? jimmi or cassia?
>phobic
"It's not fear, it's disgust." Jimmi to Marazhai before raping him (metaphorically)
Neither of them are
No shot they're not, Cassia probably has never even heard of the concept of homosexuality and Jimmi hates anything heretic
being gay isn't heretic and sororitas spent 90% of their time exclusively among other women and don't have killed sex drives like space marines do
>being gay isn't heretic
it's basically slaneesh worshiping in lore
it's not though
not in nu-lore
Remember they added a non-binary techpriest in the most recent CCain book, and then portrayed it as insane and a traitor to humanity.
>non-binary techpriest
What is this heresy? There are only 0 and 1
>non-binary techpriest
hehe, that's a clever joke
>most recent CCain book
Seems I need to put my eye patch on again
Its in the book called Vainglorious.
Being gay is like vapid rice for Slaanesh
Being raised in a gilded cave doesn't mean you're a moron who doesn't know what homosexuality is, she's well aware that's why she tries her best to turn you down gently if you try to flirt with her as a woman
Does jimmi call you a homosexual if you flirt with him as a male?
I am one of the few posters itt that made a male character and he just acts like a guy towards me. He doesnt flirt with you. This isnt BG3. In this game companions change completely depending on your characters dick or vegana.
No I was asking if you the player character flirt with him does he call you a slur, I know the only gay dude in this game is the degenerate drukhari, a bisexual inquisitor would make no sense
Probably for the best, he would either leave the party on the spot or just straight up shoot you if you tried
>play 40k game
>first question is can I gay flirt with the inquisitor
die you brainrotten troony
Braindead moron who doesn't know how to read
Are you unable to read you braindead troon? my first question was does he call gays that flirt with him a slur
Makes sense, probably a better idea to appeal to straight women than gays to sell more in those type of games
>he would either leave the party on the spot or just straight up shoot you if you tried
I don't know where you get these weird headcanons but he'd most likely just say he's not interested and cut it short
the deldar isn't gay unfortunately, hes a bibawd designed for the female gaze like astarion
>a bisexual inquisitor would make no sense
why? he's marked by slaanesh for a reason
>Probably for the best, he would either leave the party on the spot or just straight up shoot you if you tried
you're gonna have butt sex whether you like it or not, interrogator. That's an order. I NEED that alliance
The game never gives you the chance to flirt with him unlike Cassia
Clearly Jimmi.
>saying you're not interested in gay sex is now qalifies as homophobic
harlequinworld
>inquisitor being homophobic
Very very unlikely, they all turn radical at some point or another so homophobia if it exists in them at all likely goes away veeeeeery fast since they're so quick to lose something as ingrained into imperials as "I will not use demons or accept demon power"-phobia
>cassia
Eh they're probably very lesbian in their sororitas orders so I doubt it
what does one have to do with the other?
also anon said cassia not argenta
frick who's cassia again
oh yeahhh the fish
frick i'm getting names mixed up, yeah the fish probably doesn't even know what being gay is, she's probably just as homophobic as a regular straight person
as for what those things have to do with eachother, inquisitors play fast and loose with their morals, 5 days on the job and they probably don't even remember that gay sex is gay
I dunno she gets flustered when femtrader calls her beautiful
Flustered? No, she feels awkard, you can literally feel what she feels and the narration says so, she struggles to come up with a compliment so she praises your fricking shoulders, then quickly changes the subject
they are very nice shoulders. I don't see jimmi complimenting them, maybe I shouldn't play regicide with him tonight
>she's flashing her shoulders at jimmy
prostitute
cassia is a fujo
doesn't mean she's not also homophobic
she's homophiliac
>average SoB being filmed by an another SoB circa 0.123.456.M41.
>God Emperor im going to be so good at giving your faithful servants hugs!
the imperium is based off the catholic empire, unfortunately for the gays, they throw them off into void space
find a different hobby homosexual, warhammer is not for you
>d00d is X character ZAZED and SNEEDPILLED???
40K actually isn't very political, you'd know if you actually engaged with any of it in a meaningful manner
Nu uh, according to this fricking ancient rogue trader era bit of humorous fluff its a parody of the NAZIS!!!!!!11111
In owlcat games there are usually a couple shared romances and then a gender specific romance
i hate sosiel
gay men didn't romance him because he was a generic black
now they'll never do a gay male romance again
its fricked
Except that they literally just did
>b-but bis-
Dykes don't cry when they have to romance bisexual characters, neither do straights for that matter, so why do you?
fine fine
do you think the 2 new companions are both gonna be bisexual? it would be an easy and lazy way to address the "backlash" owlcat got
What backslash?
maybe? I don't think owlcat cares, the marzipan controversy didn't blow up outside of the pre-release community and at most just turned off a few gays from buying the game but that's pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things. If they have a new romance option in the new companions it'll most likely be a girl anyway if we're to judge by the pattern of dlc companions we've gotten from owlcat (tiefling sisters > shifter dude > warhammer dlc)
im imagining
>assassin girl designed to be sexy and romanced
>judge dredd guy with a shoe-horned romance because you need to have one in a companion dlc
Yeah the assassin is definitely going to be a woman and most likely a romance, I don't know if the second DLC companion will be a romance though from the description doesn't seem like it would fit but they might shoehorn one in like they did with the shifter in wotr
>inb4 she's camellia 2.0
>Dykes don't cry when they have to romance bisexual characters
Are you kidding? if anything they're the ones that cry the most about it, the BG3 ones are pretending Minthara and Karlach are lesbians and are more against playersexual RO than any straight guy I've ever seen.
I mean they also made him incredibly boring and have his whole quest resolve around his literal who brother instead of anything that had to with his character (like his anger issue that literally never come up). Him being black probably didn't help though.
If it's any consolation I don't think they planned to make gay exclusive romance in general, the only reason Sosiel was one is because he's canon gay in the AP they adapted him from.
>go away for a few hours
>come back
>half of the thread is arguing about a poster who doesn't post here any more
What will the deathcult assassin romance be like? Will it just be slightly toned down Marazhai (Dogmatic) or do Deathcult assassins not really have a pattern and can be anything?
Assassins don't really do much that isn't work so I don't know
We'll see
it's probably going to be female marazhai but a less hedonistic and more ruthless
Argenta 2.0 but dark and edgy
genki girl romance
>jimmi AI speaking in High Gothic
O deus meus, new fetish unlocked
you ever heard vatican priests say their prayers? Shit's sexo af
I fricking dig every moment of it especially considering that I'm a big simp for roman history and culture
>edgeworth without the fujobait
oh I can see why jimmi is popular with woman
only just now?
well I'm not a woman so yeah
My sides, I see it
>Neither of the new companions are romances
would be amazing
What do (You) predict Owlcat will do with Assassin's romance that will make Ganker seethe?
Hardmode: no lesbian and nonromancable
make an assassin romance and not a sisters of silence one
>What do (You) predict Owlcat will do with Assassin's romance that will make Ganker seethe
I assume you mean they'll make her black?
unironic cuckoldry
>no lesbian and nonromancable
male and gay romanceable
She'll look ugly or dykish
Most likely will not get good endings
>Yrlicel turned drukhari wild animal never ever
>slaaneshified Jimmi never ever
He's already half there whats with his touch addiction
Good
When will they fix the Hereticus path? It's pretty lackluster and empty compared to the other two. You miss out on many companions too.
>When will they fix the Hereticus path
Same day gaybear sim adds more fleshed out party members for evil route, instead of removing on a 3:1 base
I mean it makes sense to be fair, for how much people claim they want to be able to be evil in rpgs the amount of people that pick the evil path is very low when you look at the stats
Yeah, no shit when its always the least rewarded path and usually blocks you from half the storyline instead of opening up another.
If crime would pay as little in real life, we'd could turn all jails into swimming pools
>gay shipping starts
>threads go to utter shit
And you ask me why I'd only buy any DLC with coomable female chars?
for those interested, you can get 3 faction maxed easily and deep in a 4th. I,m just starting act 4 too.
I wasted a lot of cumrag cargo because I did not notice the new act 4 buildings that give a frick ton of rep
today in "how to instantly tell a thread is shit" :
Literally every thread looks like that, you're browsing a Ganker general
Eh usually it's 50ish IPs
>you may have commanded multiple planets and millions of lives
What the actual frick? Why would they use millions here? Earth has fricking billions of people, how the frick is millions of lives befitting a protectorate consisting of multiple hive worlds a proper description? It should trillions or at the very least billions.
anon, you're in the boonies. koronus is sparsely populated
They're not called hive cities for fun, the smallest hive city has at least billions of people.
What would the tiers of Abelard disapproval of iconokek's GF choices be assuming he could romance (within reason) anything applicable in 40K?
>IG/Navy/Other Military
Approve
>Nobility/Navi
Approve
>Craftworld Eldar
He's okish with Yrliet so wouldn't disapprove too much
>Inquisition girl
Same with Heinrix, mild dissaproval
>Exodite Eldar
would probably disagree with dating a xeno wildling
>Tau
Preachy about Greater Good to leave your religion for it, so would dislike
>Dark Eldar
Disgust
>Necron
Disgust and confusion
When can I get power armor? I see act 4 vendors have one at the bottom, drussians I think. Not to be confused with astartes armor btw pls respond
Which first project on Janus is the best?
Eradicating the Knife-ears on the planet. Everything after that is below your level and should be delegated to Abelard.
Well, I've already helped them
BLANK SOUL imperial guardsmen COMPANION WHEN OWLCAT
I'm playing on Daring and I just finished Footfall.
The combat is fun but feels too easy. The only times any of my character went down was the sniper at the end of Act 1 and some thug with a power hammer in Footfall.
Should I switch to Hard right away or does Daring become more interesting?
Switch
I did just that, precisly your situation. Feels good
i really wanted to try Jae but she just doesn't fit in my dogmatic party with her filthy xenotrading and xenoloving tendencies. i'll have to stick with the fish. i think i'm gonna ban Jae from my ship so i won't be tempted by her good looks and exotic accent.
I think we might have the true dogma human romance with assassin
>Malice calls you a sick bastard for drinking blood
Seriously? That counts as extreme in the fricking gladiator pits of Commorragh?
Not even playing on unfair saves you from easy as frick endgame in this.
Why does game treats Path of the Outcast like like just another Path, while it's explicitly not part of the Path system?
GN
goodnight anonymous
I know thread is closing, but they made a playable tech priest mod https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kroguetrader/mods/108
lore inacurate. into the trash
Not totally inaccurate, a guy could be completely trained in the ways of the Mechanicus then forced to forswear those oaths to become a Trader because the bloodline has withered enough that he's the only viable option. Not like they'd remove his cybernetics on the way out.
doubt