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When will primordial TRVTH chads get proper hereticus content?
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Uralon and Corrupted Caligos will get updated like Incendia, so there's that.
Maybe the DLC companions will be corruptable.
Hobestly heretic needs a DLC focusing on it to flesh it out propelry.
>release a DLC to fix your base game instead of just fixing it
Maximum israeliteery.
Daily reminder that there are no gods in the warp
Yeah yeah whatever you say Fabius,
t. random confluence of energy
>Fabulous Bill meets Slaneesh in the warp
>Slaneesh stops one of his hearts and gives him a seizure
>Bill: "I'm an atheist. You don't exist, frick you."
His body is rejecting itself as he looks Slaanesh in the eyes and declares that the gods do not exist and only weak people believe in them.
He met the Quaestor’s bland gaze unflinchingly. ‘Gods are for the weak. I am not weak.’
The Quaestor nodded expectantly. ‘No.’
A well-written exchange.
>Bill: "And if anyone believes in you, then they are pussies.
Bill is the only R/Atheism guy i respect. Not only did he tell god that it doesnt exist and is for pussies, he also had a clowngirl thirsting so hard for him that she kept following him around while simping for him.
It amazes me how flagrantly bullshit Marines and CSM get to be in their books.
Bill is pretty bullshit, what with having invented immortality and all that, but his entire body was melting internally just from looking at Slaanesh.
The real bullshit is that one CSM who consumes and becomes anyone who kills him.
Don't forget Khayon who's super special and also changed Legions and is also stronger than Magnus and is also smarter than Ahriman and also has a Dark Eldar girlfriend.
Or the utterly wretched writing that surround Abddon the Antihero now.
Did they really turn Abaddon The "Cries like a b***h because hes not allowed to kill more people" Despoiler into an antihero?
He is like the least deserving of that title. At least Bill and Ahriman are trying to do thing that arent just being a dick for fun.
Yes. Abaddon is now a champion of Marine rights and is blessed by all four Chaos Gods but refuses to serve any of them because he's just that willful. He's stronger and smarter and better than even Horus was and represents true mastery over Chaos. He's founding his own Imperium to show that Marines should be in charge because they are the strongest, and that it was actually the Emperor who betrayed the Space Marine Legions.
According to the last Horus Heresy book Abaddon is also slated to become The Dark King, the secret fifth Chaos God who all the others will bow to and serve because he will be the strongest among them by being the Human Chaos God.
I legitimately wish I was making this up.
But can he move at the speed of darkness?
He beat a perfect clone of Horus, so yes.
I thought the clone was pre-dark power up. And he was without his legendary gear, since Aby already yoinked it.
Who fricking knows, that was written back when Horus was perma-dead so how a 'perfect clone' even exists is a stupid concept.
Wasnt he supposed to be a "perfect" biological clone. But he was missing the soul and the dark powers gifted to his original life.
So am I supposed to onions face at the idea that a Space Marine ever reached chaos Primarch heights or am I supposed to laugh at Horus getting clowned by the footfodder of the 40k universe?
No you dont understand! Abbadon is really cool and deep and the true protagonist of 40K and he is totally the silent majorities favourite character.
>anon seethes that they did something to Abaddon's characters besides him being a failure
Also, no, he's not an antihero
Im cool with him not being a failure. But dont try to retcon him into a success. Make him learn from his mistakes and faults, dont just write him out of his failures.
>But dont try to retcon him into a success
Only crusade that got a recton is 13th
So the whole reason for why they retconned Horus's death, is to set up a final climactic fight between Horus and Abaddon?
No, because neither of them will actually die since GW wants to sell their models. Horus will return as a big Daemon Primarch and have a heart to heart with Abaddon about how they'll stand on their own without the Chaos Gods or some shit.
I figured they would bring him back as both a loyalist pure Horus and a demon prince Horus, as two separate entities.
They kinda did something like that for Morathi in AoS, so its not outside of possibility. Also it would give GW an excuse to sell two more overprized models.
>He's founding his own Imperium to show that Marines should be in charge because they are the strongest, and that it was actually the Emperor who betrayed the Space Marine Legions.
Lol. When will the Tau expand enough to learn about Imperium Blue, Green, and Sick fricks?
Tau expansions have been smashed by the Death Guard casually passing by and Imperial losses to the Tau being retconned into heroic Imperial victories. They're officially relegated to bystander status.
Realistically the Tau would probably just quit expanding and focus on building a border wall.
There is this cool moment in one of the newer CCain books, where the Tau's chief diplomat(Or at least the one with the most experience with human dealings) display scepticism for why Tyranids would bother with a planet with only 1 city rather a Tau planet. Until Cain explains that its a factory hive and theres about 17 billion people there all working on wargear. Completely shutting him up.
According to the last Horus Heresy book >Abaddon is also slated to become The Dark King, the secret fifth Chaos God who all the others will bow to and serve because he will be the strongest among them by being the Human Chaos God.
You're making this up
Nope.
There was some stupid fricking tarot thing going on. The Emperor was originally supposed to become The Dark King but refused. When the spooky tarot cards were read again The Emperor card had changed and become The Despoiler card.
Sounds like something GW would do. They already set the precedent for someone ascending into being a fith chaos god king, during the earlier HH books. But for Horus.
Makes sense that GW would try to dickride Abbadon into becoming Archeon^2
>and is blessed by all four Chaos Gods but refuses to serve any of them because he's just that willful
That is not true thoughbeit
He is thrall to all of the gods in equal measure so they must reach consensus to forcibly order him around, this is their own fault
What he does REFUSE to do is ascend into a daemon prince, because that would make him their slave, this is very different
>He's stronger and smarter and better than even Horus was and represents true mastery over Chaos.
No
> He's founding his own Imperium to show that Marines should be in charge because they are the strongest, and that it was actually the Emperor who betrayed the Space Marine Legions.
Not exactly, you're misconstruding it thoughbever
He's not a chaos cultist exactly, he just fricking hates the Imperium, he indeed wants to destroy the Imperium to make his own, his goal isn't total humanity death via chaos like Lorgar
>According to the last Horus Heresy book Abaddon is also slated to become The Dark King
The dark king is what the EMPEROR was going to become via prayer if he stopped resisting, Abaddon has the potential to be a nascent chaos god because he has a cult just like the emperor does, Fabius bile is also in the same boat, since his numen also worship him like that
Belief can do that to people remember? The humans that are part of the T'au empire have already formed a warp god of the greater good, this isn't some asspull it's literally how the setting works
Anyways feel free to seethe about abaddon I totally get it but get your shit straight
>The real bullshit is that one CSM who consumes and becomes anyone who kills him.
a troon's dream
>get killed by a cute girl
>finally become a woman
But the cute girl immediately turns into the ugly bastard.
>greatest swordsman in the legion
>dies all the time
I get it, the Lucius problem is the same thing as the marvel Wolverine problem. His power is healing so he needs to get hurt to show it off to the reader, so the "great fighter Wolverine" gets his ass kicked all the time same as Lucius.
was lucius ever the greatest, and not just a cringy braggard? isn't he the guy who teleported out of a duel he was losing?
Lucius never was even close of being the greatest, he's mostly comic relief.
but you dont understand, he's Perfect™
lucius has gotten btfo by other emperor's children marines in duels, he's not the best
he's just the one slaanesh likes the most
>cassia doesn't even have a naked model for bed scenes
>meanwhile marazhai gets a special outfit for the arena
Hot. Can you even get this outfit for him later? I looted all the deldar armor in Commorragh and this wasn't there even though that one guy was wearing the same one.
you can't. at best you can get him to wear boxers with the bug
Not fair, release the skimpy Marz outfit, owlcat!
Isn't this just the Wych armor?
No, the normal one that you can loot is nowhere that skimpy.
t. tried every single armor on him and none of them are it
why do you want your dark elf (male) to look skimpy?
>why do I want the character I'm romancing to look skimpy
Really anon?
>i want the person i'm sexually attracted to to be oggled by inquisition agents
Really anon?
Hey Jimmi is free to ogle Marz if he wants.
>i want my bf to walk around like a cheap prostitute
do you not have an ounce of dignity?
anon he's dating a deldar
>he
>he doesn't know
femanons aren't real. Personally though I only go gay for daeran
Did we just get a new influx of tourists and /tg/ types? Everyone knows there are women here.
there aren't women that go *solely* for mazipan. they only do it to cuck jimmi for a bit before ultimately settling down with iceman
>he doesn't know
>implying
I'm not interested in edgy teenagers. Intellectual stoic but sensual types are 10000% more sexo
i mean jimi is an emotional teenager, even a child, if pit-chanis to be believed and I know that pit-chan would never lie to me
It's just his first rodeo. Besides honesty is my fetish
>It's just his first rodeo
B A R O N E S S
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You will never be his first
reminder he's super emotional about emelina and played regicide with her
i thought it was obvious they were fricking
emelina is like his grandma, they were definitely not fricking
jimmi is basically an edgy teenager though
he's not edgy at all, and only a teenager when it comes to emotional maturity
like half is dialogue is about torture and threatening people
He is a fricking interrogator breh.
>wtf why is an interrogator send to interrogate by any means necessary talking about interrogating people
bruh
How is he edgy
You know what I mean. His first serious "o frick I cannot live without her" rodeo
Anon, she was in Xavier's retinue before jimmi even joined the Inquisition. She replaced his mother for him somewhat
>His first serious "o frick I cannot live without her" rodeo
AND IT BETTER BE HIS LAST OR ELSE!
He already swore loyalty to you, it's literally over for him. Knights gonna knight
haha, what a dumbass, he has no idea how yandere i can get
why are femcels like this bros?
In space nobody can hear them cream.
implying you wouldn't a girl that is murderously posessive of you
please don't murder my friends that happen to be girls.
Please dont have "friends" that happen to be girls.
>implying I wouldn't murder your man friends
it's what they deserve for hogging your time
You won't have time for jealousy or sleep when you'll be raising 20 children at day and having hours of non-stop biomancy segs at night. These relationships will be stalwart, trust the plan.
Idle hands does the devils work. So your hands will always be kept full with rigorous handholding and/or regicide games.
>master of whispers's uniform doesn't include gloves because he now prefers unprotected public handholding, with squeezing RT's hands, lacing RT's fingers with his, and kissing an inner side of RT's wrist
Such depravity
reminder how touchy he gets. Seems like Jimmy hoarded all the touching allotted to yrliet romance
Not enough. I require MORE.
>i hate a thing because it appeals to someone else's fantasy
what a sad spiteful creature
if jimmy wasn't in the picture i'd go after marazhai in a heartbeat, but yeah...
Wrong, I do it and Jimmi and his xenos hate can frick off. I do romance Yrliet too sometimes though.
>homosexuals
>MARZhomosexuals
>having an ounce of dignity
>Xenos pet
>boyfriend
He said he was doing his romance, not simping.
deldar femboys are a national treasure of Commorragh
marazhai isn't much of a femboy, not with that husky voice, and the body that doesn't have an ounce of fat and only just stringy muscles, like a forest cat
What no? Femboy with a voice like that is ideal trap/femboy.
What's the story of rouge trader? i searched the net and never found the synopsis of the game.
the story is all over the place. it starts wtih one thing and ends with another. Your predecessor was up to no good and got herself merc'd. you are her successor who has to clean that shit up
You inherit a rogue traders vessel and her surviving officers. You have no idea what you are doing and your house is in shambles after previous spymaster got hold of a spicy dagger, and proceeds to frick over things you dont even know you had regency over.
Your goal is to survive and prosper.
Thanks, also should the rouge trader (player character) be the face of the group or that can be helped like any other lolcat rpg? Also which is better between active fighter (dps type) or buffer, and between pew-pew or smacking things?
>What's the story of rouge trader?
BDSM Elves are working with Chaos rascals to feed stars to a gigantic toaster.
>What's the story of rouge trader?
Radical Inquisitor is a massive moron who works with Dark Eldars and helps Chaos along the way because he wants a pet C'tan. You are a random schmuck who accidentally becomes Rogue Trader and forced to deal with all the mess he made.
Total Jimi Comfort!
Delet this immediately as if jimi would ever bottom for a dark elf
gay goth
not pictured: femcel trader jerking off furiously off-screen
Total throwing AI jimmi out of the airlock
>ancient
>lovers
>yvraine and guilliman
who let jimmy into Cassia's fanfiction stache?
since when is he so gung ho about heresy?
He's just infected with scrapcode
>two racists find love
My fricking sides. Bet he gets a stiffy every time he sees you bash a xenos head in.
So which moment left a mark on him?
Uh. You sure it's jimi ai and not calligos ai?
Yeah
Jaime sexo
Calligos doesn't actually hate xenos, he enjoys hunting them because some of them are a challenge. Jimmi is the guy who seethes at them.
do mon-keigh really?
>do monkeigh really?
>e-elantach, you aren't like other monkiegh
>please soul meld with me elantach
>elantach, can I sleep in your quarters during this Warp Jump?
>I don't deserve you eantach
>I'm so glad being beside you elantach
Kek. Jae stop trying to turn the ship into your fricking harem with all these misplaced mags.
>warhammer thread
>TWW is collapsing
>Old World was a colossal flop
really wish this homie showed up more. the way your rogue trader eloquently explains his vague instructions and meanings and looking stunned that you actually understood what he meant was funny.
Refreshing to play an RPG that has no political agenda to shove down your throat like it's 00s.
I only wish the production quality was better at times.
You can enjoy both you know.
>Old World was a colossal flop
Now that's a cope.
most rpgs ive played don't have a political agenda tho
in fact owlcat games often have more politics than average due to putting the player character in positions of power
there's a difference between politics and political agenda.
NTA, but what are some crpgs that have a lot of it, haven't played many crpgs. Asking out of curiosity not trying to /misc/bait
dunno. i'm not a /misc/ak, so I rarely pay attention to that kind of stuff and i mostly play older games
>Now that's a cope.
It did. There's numerous reasons for why it did, but in general the launch wasn't veru successful.
Delicious 40kiddie cope.
Anon people knew it wasn't going to do well the moment they unveiled it was primarily a resin game. They also started with two factions which aren't super popular AND confirmed several armies wouldn't even be coming back with proper releases.
It probably didn't do bad enough to make them put a hold on the whole thing, but it absolutely didn't have as big a splash as they were going for.
You might be legit moronic if you think it did bad.
Is it true Shy is a man?
Outside cosplay, women are not into 40k.
wrong
trannies are not women
agreed. doesn't change the fact some women are still into warhammer
Name 5
>implying I even know 5 women
but I can name two. One was my roommate in the university. she was into miniature painting, roleplaying and lore. the other one is me
post breasts or get the frick out
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Yrliet
Argenta
Idira
Cassia
Jae
What would those 5 playing TT together look like?
idira and argenta make diamterically opposed characters that at first hate each other's guts but throughout the adventure become closer. Jae keeps trying to frick npcs, and is the reason the party gets kicked out of places. yrliet plays a true neutral druid that only cares about nature. cassia plays either a wizard or a sorcerer, and "accidentally" minmax's the hell out of her character
nid players
I wish I had an autistic 40k sister of battle cosplayer gf tbqh famalan
there are more trans 40k content creators than actual women in 40k. I wish it wasn't true but it is.
>he doesn't know
who the frick is shy?
OP's pic is from a podcast and Shy is the editor
oh sorry, i don't follow e-celebs
>e-celebs
lol homie none of them are famous besides bricky
i can only think of 2 women who are legitimately into 40 and have pics that prove it
>pick up yrliet after finding argenta in commoragh, so i missed her apology scene
>spend all of chapter 4 wondering when she's going to apologize
find it quite silly she still has her same arrogant voicelines after commoragh too
this game will be much better with some mods
I wouldn't get my 40k info from a pro troony crossdresser and a gay with a teenager voice that looks 40
Based, eldarhomosexuals and corpse worshippers crying in their cuck (warp)corner
Forever waiting for them to fix Classified Information before continuing my run
Never, terminal loyalism reings over the medium. Archaon broke not only the Old World but their buttholes as well.
Wrong setting, moron.
Same issue, dratre
Here's hoping owlkeks have enought taste to pick up Deadlands system and setting for one of their games eventually
What was Lorgar up to during the rest of the heresy after Horus made him frick off?
He was setting up shop in the Eye of Terror knowing Horus was going to fail. Eventually reached full Apotheosis and has sort of just been chilling and contemplating the deeper intricacies of Chaos since then.
Lord Captain, new contract is abailable
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>tfw ending slide bugged out so she eventually just left my ship even after saying she'd stick with me for the rest of my life
same shit happened with the teafling girls in kingmaker
it's over...
Blondie posted a fix for that a few threads ago after replaying act5, iirc the problem was that the flags for romance started/active were off for some reason even though the true romance ending were on. So you're gonna need toybox.
i also completely missed her apology in commoragh by doing things in the wrong order, the whole romance felt very scuffed because of that, i spent the whole of chapter 4 wondering when she would apologize and she never did lol
Frick, I've just started romancing her, over the bridge meditation scene right now. Will I have problems?
Owlkek...
Btw, I've heard there is new bug that replaces Yrliet's echo model, in your first meditation together, with the other character you romance
He turned those on in Act 5 via toybox, just do it too if they are off
But I'm not even sure in what state flags supposed to be when I'm done and I want to go for "deathbed" ending. Also, flags affect her "diplomacy" with Alaitoc
>But I'm not even sure in what state flags supposed to be when I'm done
But I also genuinly want to see what my dialogue choices would lead to
Found it on archive, this was his flags for deathbed:
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/668138172/#q668162757
Though as far as I know how it SHOULD work The ending is determined by the choice in final romance scene if you say you're happy to see her now and will be happy to see her on your deathbed or that you'll live longer than she expects perhaps she'll even get bored of you. That is why there are two true romance ending flags in his screenshot, he checked both flags for some reason, but got deathbed
also in previous reply I said "started/active" flags, no it was the complete flag it seems
>The ending is determined by the choice in final romance scene if you say you're happy to see her now and will be happy to see her on your deathbed or that you'll live longer than she expects perhaps she'll even get bored of you.
If this is true it's utterly stupid to make ending dependant on that. Also, logically, romance ending slide where she leaves is preceded by ending slide where she feels like Path of the Outcast is over after half a century. Unless there are further non-spoken implications, such a thing makes RT dying of old age in "deathbed" nonsensical and it already had problems
Also it'd completely destroy agency of flags, since at least "leave" ending implies that Yrliet reunited with craftworlders
While there's a lot of stupidity with her endings it would be pretty funny if saying you'll live longer means your RT does try to find ways to live longer so you no longer get Yrliet watching you die because you're both alive at that point in the future.
Btw, today I learned that Erebus, peak primordial trvth chad, isn't technically Erebus. When he was a kid he killed cool kid named Erebus and took his name.
40k needs more Erebus content
Ah so he went the Calgar route
With the amount of trolling erebus does you gotta wonder if he's secretly a son of alpharius
Is it just me, or female hairstyle options are genuinly better?
it has like three good ones: the braids (that honestly don't fit 40k style) and the one from the noble portrait
Blank companion soon TM, trust the plan(my schizo dreams that tzeentch has blessed me with)
you'll throw up anytime you get balls deep in her.
She'd probably think men always do that during sex
>+Sweetheart, I've discovered inappropriate picts recordings in voidship's infoweb+
>+And I've noticed that on none of them men are nauseous and vomiting+
>+That's weird+
>SoS talking
also blanks usually understand their otherness and how it affects others I think
>>SoS talking
The +...+ are supposed to represent thoughtmark
oh. I should pay more attention
implying i don't alrady throw up and have nosebleed every time i touch a girl
Im pretty certain that Abbadons real motivation for leading chaos is that he is jealouse of the SoS girls rocking that silly ponytail better than he ever could.
Do you think owlcat will continue making companion DLCs after Season Pass 1?
Since it will be even more work adding in reactivity and banter with existing companions in both base game content and the new DLC content.
Plus previous Owlcat games have 12 and 13 companions.
probably
i kind of hope they do a big expansion on current companions as well, they feel very barebones after chapter 3
I think 1 more, a xeno companion either an Ork Freebota or an Eldar corsair or Clown for a more neutral xeno.
I'd rather they expand existing stuff honestly than just adding more that will end up feeling half baked.
we don't need more companions. we don't even need the two we're already getting. The existing companions don't have enough reactivity. i don't want quantity, i want quality, i wish morons at owlkek understood that
Probably. I'd rather have more content for existing ones but I'd trade that for a Solitaire bf if that was an option.
>Do you think owlcat will continue making companion DLCs after Season Pass 1?
I expect at least another Season Pass with similar sized DLCs. So at likely two more companions. I expect Kroot Mercenary and another human. I believe they could add another human psyker companion to utilize missing disciplines since they are likely adding Telekinesis back at some point.
the base stuff is pretty barebones and lackluster, I'd rather they actually finish the game. fricking king maker and potr feels waaay longer with more meaningful decisions
Worst part of about Yrliet is that she Frierens your ass in her slides if you actually romance her properly with those “50 years” despite rich humans being able to live just as long as you average eldar. More so for psykers and you also potentially has Nomos' support.
WHgays, recommend me books that focus on the Imperium's everyday life. Hive cities, noir, usual adventuring without primarch nonsense, all that.
Dan Abnett's Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies.
The Infinite and the Divine essentially follows two Necrons as they try to figure out a mystery on a planet over 16k years. I think its about halfway through, that they just live on the planet for several generations to learn of its culture and the life of the humans there(They use some Necron tech to appear like human nobles).
Anything involving necromunda
Warhammer Crime series
Ciaphis Cain
>I can't make sweet heretical love to my slaneeshi governess
>I can't cuck that uppity noble with his hot traitor wife
>I can't nail argenta to a cross or mindbreak her into a chaos onahole
>I can't frick servitors
this game has such missed potential
I'm surprised how many Servitor plots came up in the game, there's like five different instances where Servitors either remember who they were or are the inheritors of something.
>I'm surprised how many Servitor plots came up in the game
yeah there was a surprising amount of them. I'm disappointed that we can't have a harem of servitors as a joke option for your eccentric rogue trader.
"as a joke"
>no sexbot attendant servitor
we were robbed
They basically removed all rape from the setting, I think the Pirate/Servitor storyline is the only part I can think of with it. Works for me, I don't think the game would be made any stronger by having had the DEldar rape your crew.
i have zero doubts that there's been rape for at least some of the crew
Same with how Pathfinder pretty much removed all lore about slavery.
On the matter of servitors - have anyone actually found new female servitor models?
The game honestly feels like it needed 1 more act between 2 and 3 and another between 3 and 4. The story is great, but damn the pacing and the absence of actual protectorate politics
How many of (You) would be interested in playing a Warhammer Fantasy CRPG from Owlcat?
Similar turn based system to RT.
I would be of course. For starters wfrp elves are not moronic, for seconders it has dwarves
I'd play it. Ratgays would buy it en mass at any wiff of skaven. Saltzspyre is cool, having a witch hunter in a crpg would be cool too
>Ratgays
on the other hand maybe I don't want it. furries are insufferable
Doesn't mean it has to feature Skaven. Plenty of other possible antagonist factions: Greenskins, Vampires, Chaos/Norsca, Beastmen, Dark Elf raiders, Chaos Dwarf expeditions/convoys and maybe Tomb Kings & Ogres (they are neutral so goes either way)
>Doesn't mean it has to feature Skaven
you don't understand. if you think orkhomosexuals' whining is bad, the rathomosexuals' is gonna be billion times worse
>Beastmen
Beastcoomers are also pretty bad, they are like ratgays, but focus on spamming about beastmen raping human and elf women or using them as a pseudo-blacked cuckoldry stand in.
i'd rather they did another wh40k first but that would also be cool
i wonder what an elder scrolls CRPG from owlcat would look like too
I want a AoS CRPG
AoS would be far more likely to have an ork party member compared to fantasy. I'd take it, frick bretonnians
GW would have to finally listen to people and separate the normal orkz from the evil mutant ones in order to have the normals be good guys in something
It will be worse than Wrath because dnd is a better system.
It sure is, too bad wrath uses pathfinder
Pathfinder is way better than DnD, much much much better lore and world building.
>pathfinder
>better lore and world building
Yes?
>ICameHereToLaughAtYou.png
I like the games but the lore is laughable outside of a few rare exceptions cayden is my favorite god
After playing BG3 and reading up on the lore on the wiki, I found dnd lore pretty shit. When I played both Pathfinder games I fell in love with the lore and would spend hours reading the wiki.
i mean, if an alphabet is the only thing you've read in your life, than yeah, i suppose pozzfinder lore and world would feel fascinating
enjoy what you want. Personally I really like planescape and the githzerai thanks to dakkon.
The fact that FR is a dogshit setting and PF is somewhat better doesn't make the latter good.
Forgotten realms is kinobased thoughbeitever because it's so huge and has so much cool shit
Pathfinder is megahomosexual lameoid compared to it IMO "oh here's the planet also there's a few realms but you can't planeshift that easy or that good" frick that shit I want people to jump into space boats and go to different universes and call it SPELLJAMMER
Hell the underdark is cooler than pathfinder's entire lore
>kinobased thoughbeitever
>megahomosexual lameoid
shut the frick up, Black person
Nuh uh
Forgotten Realms lore was great when it was just Ed Greenwood writing stories for his friends and sometimes publishing them in Dragon Magazine.
It was still pretty damn good after TSR cucked him to force in their shitty ideas
>Moonshae became not-KingArthur land because TSR invested loads of money into making advertising for not king arthur land and then the game it was made for got canned before release
>Anauroch became a generic saharan desert because some gay at TSR said they needed a place in the setting they could put literal Bedouins, so the magic glaciers surrounding a place that was basically a magic post apocalypse zone got changed to be fricking nothing
>lmao Kara-Tur and Zakhara
>lmao the bloodstone lands
>lmao the lands north of them
>mulhorand ???
Then the 3e retcons to make it easier for people to have Good guy factions and Evil guy factions made it a lot more digestible but was slowly killing the uniqueness. Which isn't to say 1e/2e realms were shades of grey or any shit like that, it was still expected for Heroes to overcome Villains at the end of the day, but Heroes were also expected to be independent from groups because every group had their politics/garbage. Hell one of the 2e books has a short about the temples of good gods trying to muscle out a new temple to the CG goddess of sex because they're afraid that temple will take all of the donations, and only the church of Tyr stands up and says "nah, law comes first, CG temple is legal."
Then the 4e retcons made you wonder why they kept the setting at all.
Then the 5e retcons are just babyfying the setting so much.
Golarion 1e is somewhere between FR 2e and FR 3e.
Golarion 2e is somewhere between FR 3e and FR 5e
no
Pathfinder lore is garbage, feels like aislop of generic fantasy things.
Yes I prefer fantasy to 40K. I hope they stick to the same serious tone with natural banter here and there regarding characters.
Also since WHFRPG is a bit more down to earth in terms of power level, that they stick to that and not do a "You have to save the world/expanse, you are a legendary lord or commander" and keep it a bit simpler, like foiling a Chaos cult while helping defend a Bretonnian or Empire region from Greenskin/Beastmen/Druchii raids etc instead of fighting a full Chaos invasion lead by Archaon.
>Also since WHFRPG is a bit more down to earth in terms of power level, that they stick to that and not do a "You have to save the world/expanse, you are a legendary lord or commander"
if they follow the wfrp rlebooks they'll have to since that system is geared towards more mundane adventures, not legendary tales
How do the rest of the anons feel about that? Would you like a "lower level" adventure or would you find it boring?
yeah, the only real way to make an "epic" adventure of that scale would to put you right in the middle of the cluster frick that the end times is. and we all know how end times ends. I enjoy winds of magic, wine aunt sienna in vermintide is fun
I prefer 40k but I'd take it over more Pathfinder.
Only if I get to:
>Kill Chaos worshippers. Behead Chaos worshippers. Roundhouse kick a Chaos worshipper into the sea. Slam dunk a Chaos worshippers baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Chaos worshippers. Launch Chaos worshippers into the sun. Vaporize Chaos worshippers with a helblaster. Send slayers after Chaos worshippers. Hit Chaos worshippers with doom rockets. Toss Chaos worshippers into active volcanoes. Launch Chaos worshippers out of cannons. Turn Chaos worshippers into training dummies. Judo throw Chaos worshippers onto a spear. Twist Chaos worshippers heads off. Report Chaos worshippers to the Witch hunters. Karate chop Chaos worshippers in half. Curb stomp pregnant Chaos worshippers. Trap Chaos worshippers in molten metal. Crush Chaos worshippers with trebuchets. Liquefy Chaos worshippers in a vat of al-kahest. Dissect Chaos worshippers. Stomp Chaos worshipper skulls with steel boots. Cremate Chaos worshippers with winds of magic. Lobotomize Chaos worshippers. Mandatory burnings for Chaos worshippers. Grind Chaos worshippers into dust. Drown Chaos worshippers in Bretonnian lakes. Vaporize Chaos worshippers with Hellstorms. Drive over Chaos worshippers with steam tanks. Kick old Chaos worshippers down the stairs. Feed Chaos worshippers to Ogres. Slice Chaos worshippers with a greatsword.
Only if my boy will be in it.
Yes. Give me a game starting out in the Border Princes region, fighting with beastmen and greenskins and ending in Nehekhara going up against Tomb Kings and Vampires.
What would the story connection be? The only one i can think of is that one Ork who wears Nagash's crown, which keeps trying to convince him to head south towards Nagash's corpse.
Your party sails from Myrmidens on a treasure hunt in Nehekhara, but are shipwrecked along the way. You wake up on the Badlands coastline and are forced to finish your journey on foot, fighting some of the tougher varieties of greenskins, maybe meeting some High Elves, Dwarfs or errant Bretonnians. Once you arrive in Nehekhara you're welcomed by an all out war between the Vampire Counts and Tomb Kings(maybe allowing you to pick a side, or just work for your own interest).
>instantly assailed by cuck fantasies
You need help.
assailed by cuck fantasies
NTA, but go to the total war general and ctrl + f "beast"
You don't know what beastgays are
I'll take beastgays over frogshitter.
They are worse, they like ratgays made entire threads unusable with the amount of spam. Frogtroon makes a few ragebait posts and fricks off.
Bro, I've been many times in /twg/, I'll take their coomer fantasies over frogshitter.
ah, so you're one of them. say no more and hopefully have a nice day
How is frogtroon worse lmao
It's just a few posts vs a tide of spam that often includes similar style cuckoldry
yeah, you're a moron who has no idea what he's talking about
Get some help, you might be as mentally ill as the beastgays you seem to see everywhere.
>How is frogtroon worse lmao
Have you ever been in the Owlcat game general back when it existed?
Nowadays he's a shell of his former self. Buckbroken by RT not being shit.
A sample from the current thread
replace "beastchads" with "eldar hunks" and it's basically a post from these threads
Perhaps, but "eldar hunks" is a comical oxymoron that can be laughed at since Eldar men are all limp-wristed sissies.
true, If emps got ressurected he would be mad that gulliman is fricking a FEMALE eldar and not a twink like eldrad. I hope emps and eldrad get back together some day
If the Tomb Kings are involved then i demand one of them is the Dwarven Tomb King.
>beastmen
do you want your threads to be infested with furry fricking shits in cuckBlack folk? because that's how you get your threads infested with furry fricking shits in cuckBlack folk
Would Jimmy team up with Corsairfu to resolve their jealousy arc?
It would turn into Jimmy getting mocked by xenos comedy as usual.
>POV from the artist's house
>POV Daddy ready to greet the Corsair at the front door.
>she clashes her sword with his axe that is their version of a high five
>Caligos approves of his in-law and goes Tau slaughtering with her while telling her cute and embarassing stories from Evayne's childhood which she dilligently writes down so she can tesse him with them after the hunt
>Ratgays out of nowhere
Yup yup, rat masters own-control all of you.
Sniper psyker with the trader cape looks sick
The hood really makes it, especially when you're in cover
i can't wait for the fricking visual adjustments mod
Why would a certain person agree to their fate as Wrack instead of blowing their brains out after being free from the drukhari?
Okay, he literally says he regretted not killing himself. Fair enough.
Am I missed something or why does RT rebel against Calazar at the end?
>he hid information from and outright lied to me on Efurates II, I must get him!
At this point, this should be expected of an inquisitor
I had the same feeling on my first playthrough (dogmatic).
>Calcazar helps you destroy the cult that has been plagueing your realm since the prologue
>Now go torture his coffee servant
Act 5 felt forced
I don't understand why I even have to go after him. Ok, so he fricked off to do some inquisition thing. I don't fricking care. he'll reappear eventually, just let me chill and do some rogue trading
Because he's probably doing something really cool and not telling you is breaking the NAP.
*not telling you is infringing on the sacred rights endowed to the Lord Captain by the Warrant of Trade.
it's not
It is.
That's not very "peer of the Imperium" treatment I'm receiving from you anon.
cry about it
I'll be sure to shed a single tear while sipping Amasac watching your servitorification.
yeah, it makes no sense. I helped him out and we each went our seperate ways
Makes perfect sense if you're not dogmatic since you know he's been hurting your protectorate and is trying to get a superweapon. Or if you're heretic you'd want whatever he's after.
I guess Act 4 and 5 were primarily designed for iconoclast.
On Quetza Temer I was only allowed to confront Calligos on his corrpution after sparing the lifes of filthy xenos. The only way to purge both is "heretical". How can I ever reconcile with the Emperor after failing to deliver punishment on xenos that committed the crime of existing.
>iconocuck
Yeah you get to cuck out to Yrliwhire's moronic family like a good little iconotranimal letting them go after they slaughter hundreds of thousands of humans. So fitting for Owlcuck
I shot Yrliet on Janus. And I shot her kin on Quetzer. I killed every Craftworld eldar I ever encountered.
But being blocked out of confronting Calligos after "Skulls for the Rogue Trader Throne" was irritating.
>But being blocked out of confronting Calligos after "Skulls for the Rogue Trader Throne" was irritating.
it also makes no fricking sense.
Also why would she help me kill her kin after I tried to shoot her for being a xenos when meeting her the first time?
She truly is the most moronic elf in the galaxy
elanatach is just that cute I guess.
>a waifubait character is badly written
imagine my shock
Lack of reactivity
Gifting jae servitorisation when
>Cassia is the most fun and endearing romances Owlcat has ever written
>Yrilet is right on par with it in quality, feeling very touching and emotional, and being the most novel in concept
>Jae is just kinda there, and doesn't every adopt her Guardsman persona as a way of being a bit more interesting
The quality difference is enough to give you whiplash.
For me:
Cassia > Yrilet > Arue > Galfrey > Twins > Nyrissa > Jae > Camelia > Valerie > Wenduag > Octavia
I like both cass and yrliet so that act 4 decision sucked. flipped a coin and it landed yrliet.
I just used Toybox to not have to choose. Yrilet isn't possessive at all during the previous scene in your world, and Cassia doesn't have anything to worry about from you having a purely spiritual relationship.
And more importantly: Your character is a goddamn Rogue Trader. If anyone can just do what he wants with multiple women it's him.
>Yrilet isn't possessive at all during the previous scene in your world
because it isn't a romance yet, after final scene she is all in and expects the RT to commit as well
>If anyone can just do what he wants with multiple women it's him.
unless you're gonna start raping they're just gonna leave your ass
>pasqal has never seen a demon
Cute
>>>/vg/
>Hereticus content
>You get to watch the iconotranimal reflection in last act get deprived of Yrliprostitute in a Tzeentchian flashback and snap his cuck trinket after you reveal to him that Yrliprostitute died from an anal rupture caused by a modified Eldar bull made by Cumtown's Dr Mengele
>Then you shove Yrliprostitute's broken cuckstone down the defeated iconotranimal's throat
I beat the game yesterday. Every chapter was easier than the one before it, and every chapter after 2 was a huge disappointment in terms of how short they were and how poorly constructed they felt.
How would Guilliman react to Imperium picking a fight with the RT just because the RT was making the average citizen's lives better and not being a religious fanatic?
Feel bad about it but do nothing.
he would facepalm about this nonsensical grimderp
surprisingly in character
>[Run Away] (from Cassia)
Holy shit I died of laughter, bravo Owlcat, fricking bravo.
context?
She invited you to a staring contests, and she looks determined to win.
In Act 3 when you first meet her and get to the last dialogue option.
I kinda wish Owlcat had turned up the "Dawn of war silliness" factor in Rogue Trader. So you steal all kinds of crazy artifacts like Peter Turbo's personal warhammer or an Eldar Wraithlord.
Wraithlord romance when
Frickable wraithconstructs when
There are many reasons you wouldn't really want that.
If you dont love her for her Wraithbone, then you dont deserve to Wraithbone her.
Alright anon but I warned you.
>Wraithbone is basically plastic but more stone-like. Even if you made a hole in it, it wouldn't be pleasurable.
>Wraithlords are ancient heroes who died valiant deaths,and often bear the scars of said death.
>Unless a Spiritseer is around she'd hardly even recognize your presence. Even with one there she might just MAYBE make out a distorted vision of your face.
>She will rarely speak and conversations will often be short or one-sided as she loses focus on you.
>When you do talk, she'll have nothing to converse about as she just asks if the living world is pleasant and how things look.
>90% of the time she'll just be a statue, standing out in the open, unresponsive as a stone
>humping wraithlord's leg like a true mon-keigh while she takes it indiffirently
She wouldn't even know you were there, anon.
Its pronounced Wifeconstruct. But i like the idea that the Wraithlord from DoW is just seeing the whole thing as an impromptu vacation instead of a kidnapping situation.
Get In The Fricking Robot Shinji!
will we get to fight one that's infected with a scrap code if we ever get the cruderock ruins dlc?
If you could have one Primarch canonically show up in RT, who would it be?
Personally i would want it to be Ferrus Manus, just to see how Owlcat would try to explain that.
konrad cruze to say some shitty edgy prophecy. or magnus blowing a gasket at the space wolf in your party
Konrad shows up and is making Marzipan feel uncomfortable since he no longer the edgiest, Or Magnus having a hissy fit that Tzeentch is elevating you to become a Demon Prince, despite you having had a Space Wolf on your ship.
>primarchgayging
Layperson, do not come in proximity of the sacred cogitator
I dislike the Primarchs returning as much as the next autist. I just thought it would be funny if GW chose RT as the means to bring one back.
Which space butthole do you prefer?
Macha.
Not tight enough
Speaking of tight things, Yrlikek is a virgin, isn't she?
marazhai is my bro
he's my official right hand man and I'm going to bring him to terra
He never called me the m word the entire game.
The frick are you talking about, yes he did
Not in bed
No? If you ally him he is always nice to you. The guy who calls you a mon-keigh is another generic corsair captain, in case you're confusing them
I killed both
Marazhai of course.
Kill both
this
Emperor protects.
Marzipan is genuinely funny and far less of an annoying hypocrite. Of course he's an objectively horrible "person" but I can forgive a lot from an NPC as long as they're amusing.
mon'khigga
Is it really CHEATING to give my RT 100 awareness at level 1?
No its the Emperors blessing.
Is it viable giving Yrlikek Fusion Gun from Kasballica in Chapter 2?
Pretty much everything is viable, some things are just better than others. Is the fusion gun one that's counted under Las?
Those are pretty good but have rather low range compared to snipers, so really depends on what you're trying to do with her (sniping at range, being a close-range killer, yadda yadda)
>melta
>still has pistol shot
Man I thought they fixed that shit
Anyways I don't know man it should be fine, but it only has 3 ammo so keep the reloading in mind
I mean, lorewise Fusion Gun is more of an focus weapon rather than Imperial Meltas, right? Still weird it's "pistol" tho
It was coded as a 1-handed weapon when the game released (and stayed that way for ages) except it had broken animations and used the 2-handed animation instead
They changed it to two-handed but never unmade it being a pistol, I don't know man
Is there still not a Vigdis romance mod?
Stop calling me shereen or i will space your ass into the warp
is there an option to get her to stop doing that and I'm moronic for not seeing it? because it unironically broke my immersion that I couldn't
There is not
frick
Reminder that Eldar, being inhuman xenos, are incapable of feeling love or affection. The concepts of romance and care are completely foreign to them and are viewed only as means of manipulation. Of you see an Eldar, shoot on sight and shoot to kill.
I need to know how many actual femcels browse these threads. Someone make a poll
Man I don't know what to make of heinrix this time
I already plan on sending pasqal into melee so making him melee as well would be too many melee homies... but then what else, biomancy buffer? Hmmmm
Just bench him and bring someone else?
I wanna run with Yrliet Abelard Marazhai Pasqal and Heinrix though, it's the kinoteam for fun times
make him an emperormaxxer
Nah, go for melee assassin, and put a staff on his buff for emergencies
>Nah, go for melee
Read my post niggy. I'm gonna have 4 melee running around if I do that
Yes, it's literally just free stats
>it's literally just free stats
Yeah but other classes can get free stats as well without needing to be tied to a specific location.
You're not tied to anything you put a zone down where people are fighting so enemies just straight up take more damage and a zone where people are shooting from so they're straight up just better at shooting
And? Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword.jpg
>I'm gonna have 4 melee running around if I do that
One for each cardinal direction, perfect to surround enemies and gangbang them into fine paste.
Am I a smoothbrain or is Grand Strategist just not worth the hassle?
women, many such cases
Do you really don't know what to do in such situation
>Yrliet is still watching
>agree with her and say that you're to blame for everything even if you're not
Is this what I should do?
>Knowledge: Women failed
>act cold and distant and leave to have a beer with jimi and abelard
is this the right choice then?
this is why im gay
If you were to expand party banter, what would you expand, how and about what?
I'd add more Yrliet's interactions that are not "Mon-keighmon-keighmon-keighmon-keigmon-keigh"
I'd expand fricking script zones. A game with shitton of banters that can't be triggered either consistently or manually is beyond moronic.
Yrliet and marazhai reacting to things and heinrix and pasqal arguing with them
Abelard explaining human things to them
Add in more stuff commenting on quests as you're walking past certain objects in the zone that trigger some depending on which companions you have.
And banter where they talk about certain decisions you made in past.
more idira-argenta banter throughout the game. especially some after argenta finishes her quest and they become friends
>Idira take Argenta out for drinks
>Argenta, having tasted nothing but sacramental wine before gets wasted and ends up coming on to idira.
>Idira just take her to her cabin and tucks her in to make her sleep it off
>doesn't mention it in the morning
cute!
I stopped watching bricky after he did a video wearing his merch with a troony flag on it. I also listened to an episode of that podcast and he had a troony on there with him too.
who
The guy who runs the podcast in the OP image.
>adeptus ridiculous
What a bunch of cucks
Also I bet ten bucks "shy" is a fricking troony monster. Only homosexuals can play warframe for so long
Froggy doesn't even post in rt threads nowadays what are you blabbering about schizos
The fact of the matter is, as soon as a game gets any type of furshit in it, the Ganker threads about it go to shit, since furries here are some of the most depraved coomers you'll see.
Say what you want about reddit, but at least they get rid of such moronation if it shows up on a sub with ease, since it's harder to ban evade there and they can burry the furshit porn posts if someone attempts to spam them.
fun fact Froggy is also a furgay (for foxes)
Ratgays were much more cancerous than beastgays for /twg/, if you deny it, you're simply delusional.
No, I'm not denying it where did I say I was?
I'm saying both ratgays and beastcoomers follow the trend of furshitters being the most depraved and autistic coomers on Ganker.
no one is denying it, beastgays are also furgays - beastmen are anthro animal people
>Elantach you worship a Turk
Correction: I worship a turkish twink
eldrad doesn't look like a twink. he looks like a middle aged conveniece store owner who set up shop in a previously good neighborhood, but then Black folk moved in and now he has to fend them off on a weekly basis and he's fricking tired of that
So a Rogue Trader, a sister of battle, a space marine and a former sergeant of the commissar all claim he's a traitor but some of the people still fight with him?
>yrliet wiki page says she's many millenia old
So she is an Eldar granny? Most Eldar shouldn't live that long
she's like an eldar teen personality wise, hence being an outcast. the wiki is probably wrong.
There is no indication that she is that old
>many millenia old
thats nothing, some humans are 50,000 years old. And Eldar were created by the old ones at the start of the universe.
Yeah but 99.99999999% of eldar in existence weren't even born prefall of eldar society.
I'm not even sure if there are even any named characters that old
is there a more neglected faction in the setting than the (non-dark) eldar?
they seem so OP, too, randomly. like ahriman will go ask some eldar to fix his rubrics, and they just go "ez" and snap their fingers and his dudes are fixed, just like that, after he and every other human couldn't pull that off in ten thousand years (and then they kill all of them marines as a prank).
and then the rest of the time they get their asses handed to them by every living thing in existence
dogmatic incendia breeding
I played a kitsune in Wrath and I WILL play a rat in Warhammer Fantasy
cope and seethe