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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd sacrifice her to the Dragon in a heartbeat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in a heartbeat
      heh

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pictured: a rare display of the elevated art of Aeldari comedy.
    >Let your simple mind boggle at the intricate wordplay, your dull eyes marvel at the virtuosic visuals.
    >Be ashamed, deeply ashamed, of your race's inferior attempts at merrimaking.
    >But do not laugh, for the coarseness of your voice grates upon my ears (this is no joke).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Woh82rJ.jpg

      >Elantach I broke the 4th wall

      Why is Raszard obsessed with the space elf?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno, but I'm not far behind him. I liked her romance the most because it didn't follow the usual milestones (flirt, kiss, sex, love), so I couldn't rely on vidya logic to the same extent. It felt more natural.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would Yrliet post on Ganker?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She'd call everyone that disagrees with her a "Slaany troony"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nigkeigh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She'd respond unironically to every one of Narazhai's bait threads and argue with people on them so he doesn't even have to samegay bump them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No headrock

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >felicia day

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The death cult assassin will be the waifu that saves Owlcat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She better try to kill xeno in your group or else

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she'll probably join the attempt on marazhai's life in cumrag, but don't expect more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will lose my sides if we are going to have 5 dogmakeks trying to kill one plot-armored homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It would be glorious.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >take entire retinue
              This is vintage. Still with the Russian grammar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Another hardcore Dogmatic companion
      Am I right to be concerned, loregays? I dunno much about death cultists.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if Marazhai converted to the imperial cult and was a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You better pray hard that she won't kill you in icono ending

          lol between this, the arbites and all the dogmatic companions already in the game my poor icono RT is going to have it pretty rough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I guess Iconoclasts are supposed to feel alone in the Imperium

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay there's always nomos

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I don't even mind that much, just after a bunch of these it becomes harder to justify not kicking any of them off the ship when you have the chance. I don't do it because I like recruiting everyone and they have hilarious banter with my xenos buddies but in character my RT should be worried about one of these frickers shooting her or snitching to their bosses and causing trouble for her. On the bright side it makes it easier to justify keeping Marazhai, since I need more people who can fight and would be on my side if any of the dogmas try anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >icono-chan
                >not fricking heinrix
                bruh are you even icono
                >keeping marazhai
                nevermind confirmed braindamage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I frick a dogmatic guy who wants to murder my xenos friends?
                >keeping marazhai
                He's actually useful and the only real trouble he causes is something a lore xenos check would have easily prevented but the game doesn't let you figure out that eldar + warp = bad even though you've literally been told that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Extremely low IQ. A true iconokek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >being mad people won't frick your husbando
                what is this even called

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's not a single reason to keep marazhai around. None.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it's pretty obvious who was the favourite to the author that wrote both Heinrix and Marazhai, lmao. Their writing just shows it. It was clearly not Marzipan

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Does writer happens to be a femcel?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Naturally. A 40-ish y.o. femcel. She also wrote Tristian and Valerie in KM.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                with the way jimmy got all of the femcel's panties wet, do you have any doubt that his writer is not a a femcel herself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But Marzipan's writing is great and he wins every time he and Jimmy banter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                1 W among all of the narrative Ls this space elf takes doesn't make him any less pathetic. Look at the community. No one takes this fool seriously.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh community
                Is that a reddit thing? He gets to troll all the other characters and has some of the best endings in the game despite being a villain for most of it, that's really pretty based.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >has some of the best endings in the game despite being a villain for most of it
                It's called mary sue and no, it's a shit writing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mary sue
                lol how?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >survives getting assaulted by a SoB, a fricking space marine, and an inquisitorial psyker
                >survives bad c'tan ending
                >gets away with everything while yrliet gets all the shit when you are back from commorragh
                >le funny comic relief that murders shitton of innocent, your, people during warp jumps
                have a nice day at this point, marzgay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >survives getting assaulted by a SoB, a fricking space marine, and an inquisitorial psyker
                he's a drukhari dracon, he should be able to survive all of that until you show up
                >survives bad c'tan ending
                yeah because he probably knew when to give up and run, everyone who dies chose to fight to the end or doesn't have a ride off the planet
                >gets away with everything while yrliet gets all the shit when you are back from commorragh
                he already got the people wanting to kill him event where you had the chance to kill him, if you didn't everyone knows you won't let them do it again, you still get the chance to kill him multiple times
                >le funny comic relief that murders shitton of innocent, your, people during warp jumps
                does it once because the warp is serious business and he's never been through that before, you can stop him from doing it again
                none of this is anything too weird

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prime mental gymnastics

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All of that is true though, you can nitpick everything every character does if you're angry enough.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can justify anything a character does if you're a simp enough

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That could be said about all Camposters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and we both know they are mentally ill

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wenduag*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah like no one but Idira caring that Argenta murdered Theodora, or Heinrix becoming Inquisitor despite being a complete frick-up at most of what his job entails, or half the shit a non dogmatic RT gets away with. A high ranking drukhari surviving tough fights for a little bit is seriously completely normal especially since you have the Yremeryss fight to compare.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Argenta sexually assaulted Marazhai?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bolterly

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How is that based when 99% of players simply kill him because his writing gives you no reason to
                1. recruit him or
                2. an incentive to even complete his one uncompelling companion quest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >literally gets put into place by dadbelard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the only character with abysmal writing is yrlikek, the rest are good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What would you change about Yrliet?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but maybe just have her not suspect and follow scalander if you're on the best of terms with her
                and just have the scalander version of commorragh then

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that would be good idea

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                remove her from the game. oh wait you can already do that and the narrative improves tenfold!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yrliet writing isn't bad just the soulstone thing is stupid as frick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's hot. He's funny. And he is useful, is he not?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a teenage girl? Because that homosexual is miles worse than both cam and wendu combined.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing worse than a waifugay is a femcel husbandogay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no, anon. He is quite pathetic as character. Even worse as husbando. His writing treats like a complete joke.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anon seriously you don't have to get offended on jimi's account if other girls want to frick the hot alien

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who doesn't like my husbando is a jimmicel
                Whatever helps you sleep at night, traitor of humanity and common sense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's just all "good" Black folk that can't bring themselves to do the actual good thing and put down the obviously evil companions. Marazhai is even worse than Wendog and Camc**t because he's outright a villain that got you stuck in cumrag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not only that. Everything that happened before cumrag counts too. He must suffer for what he has done to dargonus. Motherfricker tried to blow up your own ship

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                actual moron alert

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I frick a dogmatic guy who wants to murder my xenos friends?
                >keeping marazhai
                He's actually useful and the only real trouble he causes is something a lore xenos check would have easily prevented but the game doesn't let you figure out that eldar + warp = bad even though you've literally been told that.

                >keeping Marazhai
                Nocturne promises that he'll get revenge on Nazrekhei if he follows you from Commorragh, so keeping him around means you'll have a shot at an Archon eventually.
                Although sadly the game doesn't let you state this as your reason for keeping him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that's a good one. Honestly most of my playthroughs are xenophile iconos so I could justify basically any xenos but it's nice to have more practical reasons that outweigh the whole deldar thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can you kill Nazrakhei, both cabals and Marazhai in his personal quest? Because I would.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We slaughtered all the Drukhari there, but I couldn't turn on Marazhai at the end. I had to do the Jimi thing.
                But I've only done it once, maybe I missed something.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.
                However I had to suffer one xenos on my ship to kill dozens. It was not a light decision.
                >take Marazai back to real space
                >kill every deldar encounter he attempts to contact
                >beginning of act v accept the invitation by the reaving tempest remnants
                >It's a trap (gasp)
                >Cassia stares the remaining reaving tempest, Nazrakhei and some other drukhari into the warp
                >"What will you do now that all your enemies are gone, Marazhai?"
                >hand Marazhai over to the inquisition

                It was the playthrough with my highest drukhari killcount. I was quiet satisfied.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was hoping to betray him directly after murdering his own people, but I suppose jimification is fine too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                True. My favourite part about Yrliet is that you can kill her on so many occasions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Her soulstone mindbreak in romance is some pure justice holy frick

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly can't buy that Jimi can even kill him, fricker can hold off Jimi, Argenta and Ulfar and can also kill Jimi if you let him. It's funnier if the reason he disappears is that he literally escaped and Jimi just pretends he killed him because he doesn't want to admit it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fricker can hold off Jimi, Argenta and Ulfar
                What? They never attack him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you have two of them when you recruit Marazhai they'll conspire to leave the party and try to kill him at camp.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but you stop them before a fight can break out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No? They are in the middle of the fight when you enter the camp, speedreader-kun

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, they've been fighting for a while, they all taunt each other about it and when you go talk to Marazhai part of his armor is dented.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wrong. the fight did break out marazhai was simply able to survive long enough for you to arrive. But if you haven't they'd kill him for sure because he's already in a bad state when you do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, they've been fighting for a while, they all taunt each other about it and when you go talk to Marazhai part of his armor is dented.

                No? They are in the middle of the fight when you enter the camp, speedreader-kun

                Guess I didn't pay attention then

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he missed the cumrag kino
                Next time before heading to the arena where you recruit him bring those 3 with you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw can't corrupt argenta
              being a chaos gay is suffering

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Marazhai converted to the imperial cult
          but then how would he trigger dogmautists and incels irl?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why Marazhai should care about incels?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              he doesn't but they do seeing how he makes them seethe

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No femoid, not everyone who dislikes your husbando is an incel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >waaaaaa he'd be great if he had a c**t
                yeah, you're an incel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If you like women you're an incel
                ???
                And hell no, in fact he would be even worse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You better pray hard that she won't kill you in icono ending

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if Marazhai converted to the imperial cult and was a woman

          ah frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cam-Cam doesn't even have to pretend anymore
        Pretty much this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cam-cam if she got mindbroken by aeon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her femdoming iconotwinks into becoming dogmatic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She can fix me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Camellia again
      She's going to be trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least all the people complaining about Marazhai not being female would shut up about it. Meanwhile the arbites sounds like he'd be Heinrix 2.0. But if it's the other way around you get dogmatic Marazhai vs female Heinrix, not sure which would be more popular.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dlc will save the game
      have you lads never played owlkek games? do you not know the quality of their dlc?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, cuz Froggy was made to be broken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the seethe if she's hot like this and GW doesn't let them make her romancable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you know... chances are the assassin is gonna be a man. they already have 3 women, and only 2 men. and only 1 of them is available to homosexuals.
        I M A G I N E
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        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They not let Thainen work on RT, so chances are slim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think Arbites is gonna be male, since Death Cult Assassins were always majority portrayed as women.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I think it will be a woman, but the question is will she be romancable or if she is will she be a lesbo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt they would go 100% gay. Sosiel was only gay to stay faithful to the AP, otherwise everyone was straight or bi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, did they reveal anything about the DLC companions?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A death cult assassin and an Arbites. Gender unknown.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Arbites

          It is your partner Kim Kusanagi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          death cult assassin and judge dread. people are just assuming its female and male respectively

          oh I was just wondering if they dropped anything on their twitter or whatever.
          Isn't the first dlc coming up in a month or so?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it was supposed to be in june, but apparently they've moved it down to the end of summer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        death cult assassin and judge dread. people are just assuming its female and male respectively

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i can make her so much worse
      should have let us bang the slaaneshi governess as a chaos champion

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am sick and tired of these dogmatic companions. Christ, give me SOME VARIATION. Give me something else. I'll take even a pink chaos blob in my party.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to Hybris FM
    >The only Warp frequency for and by accused in xenophilic heresy
    >Today anonymous Ordo Xenos Inquisitor shall tell us about unconventional applications of xenotech and how to hide it from your subordinates so they would look like complete buffoons
    >Right after that Jae Heydari and her Hours of Stellar Scandals: Is it true that Rogue Traders prefer drukhari buss over Asuryani sovl? The answer might surprise you

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >continues to make people seethe in and out of the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's great, I love him
      t. jimi femcel

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly feel a forced redemption arc similar to what is presented in the Dark Son novella by Gav, would've been a better direction for Marzipan.
    At least those interested in this evolution would've had a reason to keep him in the party.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder his sister would make better sense narrative-wise
      Imagine bringing her to El Cazador

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his sister will never frick you, anon. Recruiting her doesn't even make sense. Why would she want to team up with you? Please share her motives and how she will escape Vect's wraith once he learns about her "grand" schemes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nazrakhei fricked her up just as much as he fricked up Marazhai. Not to mention she is XC's used goods and has all the reasons to go after him. Basically the same story as with her brother - enemy of my enemy etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nta but no he didn't, Nazrakhei sided with her which is why Marazhai got thrown into the arena

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Have you forgot what Nazrakhei's plan was all along

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He never got around to doing that before you fight her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, Lord Captain you've found my fleshlight
        >You can keep it, I've already got new one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it wouldn't, she 100% wants to kill you and has absolutely no reason to go with you. The only reason Marz does it is because he's persona non grata in Commorragh at that time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would just be out of character though. I think what's missing is whatever was supposed to happen on Santiel's Pride where he was meant to have a quest, there are some unused ending slides that imply you would have had the option to solve a conflict there by siding with Marazhai or the Kabal of the Black Heart (and the latter would frick you over in the ending slides).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it would've been that out of characer for him tbh. Kolidaran, from the novella, was capture and kept alive by his craftworld kin to be later given a chance to be given a soulstone. It was either that or death.

        During Marazhai's first warp drive, if you have Yrliet with him and ask for her aid to calm him down, Marazhai has a small moment where he ponders Yrliet's words on how she keeps her soul safe from Slaanesh. Sad this doesn't lead to anything later in the story.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A bit of that would have been nice like him learning from Yrliet, but it doesn't really fit him to go full craftworlder and there aren't supposed to be any extra soulstones anyway. Also that guy could only go for it because he chose to give in to it, Marazhai doesn't seem like he'd do that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't have to go to a craftworld. I would had written this "redeeming" route as his "path of the corsair". Kinda how Yrliet has her path of the warrior narrative route, where she wants to protect her kin, and path of the corsair route, where she lost hope in her craftwork kindred.

            Corsairs can be eldar with soulstones that are not part of a craftworld, but still wish to keep their souls safe from Slaanesh.

            In short, I wish Marzipan had a character arc apart from the off-screen developments we get in his corsair epilogue slide. It seems like a such a huge opportunity to make this guy more multilayered as a character.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Drukhari corsairs aren't redeemed or anything, they're just murderous buttholes who aren't welcome in Commorragh or left on their own, plus they need to kill more people to survive realspace. Basically drukhari corsairs != ex-craftworld eldar corsairs. Getting a soulstone isn't a simple thing, he'd have to genuinely want to become a different person which he doesn't.
              I do wish he got more of a character arc especially since the early parts of his romance had some interesting parts about finding danger more interesting than just torturing and killing people but that gets forgotten or is yet more cut act 4 content.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's no "wanting to be a genuine good person". Kolidaran certainly did not wanted to be good, lol. All he wanted was protection against Slaanesh because he feared her more than anything else, so he underwent the procedure.

                It takes an extremely strong willed drukhari to survive all the psycho torture the soulstone binding process does to their tainted souls.

                The soulstone binding process is supposed to make one relive every atrocity they did onto themselves, process the strong emotions until you re-learn them, and then to return back sane.

                And really, there is no way of knowing how Marazhai would take undergoing this process.I simply think this would've been an interesting alternative character arc to complement his archon one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, he has to give in to it just so the bonding works and then manage his emotions like a craftworlder, that's seriously out of character for Marazhai and that's besides there not being other soulstones as per Yrliet quest, yes she has one in her bag but the game pretends she doesn't.
                You could have him have some character development that's not that drastic, like just to learn to meditate enough to handle warp jumps and to get along with the craftworlders somewhat, like if you're not dogmatic he learns his Kabal teamed up with Yrliet's people in that universe but only after he died because he wouldn't have agreed to it if he was there, would be nice to influence him a bit on that, or to have some kind of deal or alliance going forward in either the archon or corsair endings. Well you can if you romance him but a platonic version would have been cool.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What's funny is how that's what happens in the Dogmatic Reflection's world. That alternative universe Dogmatic!RT goes so imperialistic on the xenos, that Yrliet and Marazhai's kin unite just to be less scared of him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's what I meant, it happened but only because that universe's Marazhai died. You could point out to him that working with the CWEldar could be useful sometimes and just try to get him and Yrliet to get along better. Which ironically they do if you really frick up both their quests and they become clowns or if you get the suboptimal version of their endings where they both become corsairs and raid human planets together.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But yes. I do agree with your points. I also wish we could've nudged his character in that direction and actually see the result of our influence in the game during some scenes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If there's ever extra content for existing party members in the dlcs that would be nice, like maybe if that mythical Crudarach dlc happens you can throw an [Iconoclast 5] line at Marazhai, Yrliet and every flavor of Eldar involved to chill and team up long enough to fight whatever else is trying to get at the Crudarach remains.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A bit of that would have been nice like him learning from Yrliet, but it doesn't really fit him to go full craftworlder and there aren't supposed to be any extra soulstones anyway. Also that guy could only go for it because he chose to give in to it, Marazhai doesn't seem like he'd do that.

          >that guy could only go for it because he chose to give in to it
          That's really the problem. Marazhai LOVES being Drukhari. He was momentarily impressed that Yrliet can handle Slaanesh on her own, but he thinks it's pointless to learn that when he can just keep torturing cattle. He's not giving up his whole reason for existing just so some mon-keigh and Asuryani will like him more.
          Maybe Owlcat could've written him differently, and maybe it would have been better, but as it stands it would be out of character for him to be redeemable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It might make sense that if you don't let him kill anyone and lock him up during jumps he'd have to learn and practice the meditations that Yrliet does just to survive and that might influence him a little bit, like just enough that he knows surviving by himself is possible, but there's no reactivity to that because anything post act 3 is too rushed to account for that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can't picture that being more than temporary though. He would be desperate to return to his diversions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but being able to survive realspace without needing to kill people is a useful skill the lack of which got a bunch of his friends killed when they were on the run. It's not like he's completely incapable of changing, there just needs to be some logic to it. No redeemed harmless Marazhai though, that would be too much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well, a skilled writer could've taken that moment of him being momentarily impressed with Yrliet and develop something from there. But clearly they did not go in this direction with his character so of course it will seem out of character with the Marazhai we currently have.

            I still personally think it's a missed opportunity to have more player actually give a damn about him as a companion. What they did with his character direction is only making him more of a pest for people to insta kill, because he's not worth being recruited or kept alive for the very small amount of nasty narrative content he brings to the table.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a missed opportunity to have more player actually give a damn about him as a companion
              That much I agree with. We are sorely lacking reasons to not just kill him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I suspect cut content is at fault. Santiel's pride is supposed part of Marazhai's companion quest in act 4 yet he has no reactivity there. Doesn't even comment to explain the medusae where even Abelard pops up to say "hey the fukk is that, Lord Captain, take care"

                The Medusae npc doesn't even do anything if do we take it on our ship, yet I could have sworn Owlcat even used it in their promo videos. Just sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that was supposed to also have a Tervantias clone and the thing with the kabal conflict and the cannibal cult. There's a whole level there that was cut that seemed to be relevant to several plotlines.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What would Yrlikek do if RT got affected by Warp Madness and had a ape out?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about marz or yrlikek. Give me clown gf

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Went to the archive to see pre-beta threads. It was a simplier time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >likeable, useful, romanceable
      But enough about Cassia

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you made some ugly troony

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the portraits suck so much

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is going heretic fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Xeno filth i broke the structural integrity of your entire being

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jokes on you, Cassia is my wife and would never say that to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Load up Cassia in text AI
        >Start fricking her
        >Computer writes a massive screed as she cums where she opens her third eye and the warp is reacting to her orgasm
        Yep, it's gamer time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Trying to tune Yrliet AI
          >Give her a compliment
          >I want to be close to you, elantach. But do not be alarmed — my heart is pure. I only seek the warmth of another soul. Not the pleasures of the flesh.

          >"do not be alarmed"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yrliet totally doesn't want to force herself on you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is suspiciously lively today. What's happening?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Xeno scum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the day, we had a bump limit thread last week I think. Sometimes anons that frequent it just have other things to do and don't join the bread.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most things have been talked about but it blows up when something spawns interesting discussion or, more likely, shitposting related to divisive topics such as Yrliet and/or Marazhai.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      usual case of mon-keigh triggered by marazhai's existence and obvious superiority

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my, would you look at the time! It's Total Jimi Love! o'clock!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Human male fighter superiority

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >still using slightli modified pozzfinder undergarmetns with the weird knots
        jeez... and it's not even white or checkered

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Be thankful there's no aquila embroidery I'd wear

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's an Inquisition/Aquila embroidery where the size tags/brand logos usually are. Either that or the H.vC. initials to differentiate them from the undies of all the other agents

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >what to you mean you are not fond of my I-shaped thongs my beloved

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                KINOOOOO

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'd prefer if he didn't wear any underware at all. you know, for quicker access. Better yet, just tie him to the bed, naked. He'd probably like it too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my god... imagine touching all those muscles, and feeling him rolling them under your palm

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wanting to plan an Officer and knowing you are going to be gimped compared to Cassia or Jae is depressing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Cassia is best built full navigator

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's still throwing out +25 to all Characteristics and free turns on everyone thanks to her absurd Fellowship stat. And again the only thing holding back Jae are a few bad talent picks that get fixed once you go Exemplar since you don't get pic related.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to remember that your colony project give your RT an absurd amount of bonuses.
          Also romance best girl Cassia and get her pendant. Then you can be the officer and she can be the navigator that also boosts all your characteristics by her willpower passively.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marzimancers
    Since i'm never going to do it myself,

    Does Sparks in the Dark ever play during his romance? Feels obligatory, but also feels too heartfelt for him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Marzimancers
      there's only one. I mean I did too, but then jimi asked me not to, so I dropped him. I will go full marazhai when replaying the game as a male crime lord. It's going to be legendary. Gonna use and abuse every party member and faction for my own gain. Full on enlightened centrist, only in it for the money and hedonism, no morals, no convictions.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the context
      Did she woo Evayne by telling him her Tau killing story or is he just already in love with her and used to her antics and just nodding along ala "that's my girl"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but everyone knows it's the second. Evayne is too gentle to be wooed with violence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The latter, but she won Caligos' approval by telling him the Tau killing story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still find it hilarious that this ship exists: A minor character from a crpg who appears twice x some twitter femcel's RP OC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >some twitter femcel's RP OC
        To my knowledge Corsairfu isn't based on that, just uses her appearance from the art
        What's the twitter profile out of curiosity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well it was https://twitter.com/CommissarSera looks like it got deleted recently.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well Corsairfu looks like you're not get any new art

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              getting

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forget gw for a second. If leldar/human hybrids were actually possible what do you think their fate would be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shunning at absolute best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either killed upon discovery or sanctioned mutant/xeno status depending on context/world
      For Aeldari society depending on Craftworld they are either exiled or excepted but are mostly social outcasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Snatched up by radical inquisitors to have every possible experiment inflicted upon them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Way to bring the mood down, anon

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Theodora: "Warp-induced mutinies NEVER reach the upper deck"
    Meanwhile...
    >Wake up to my own heavily-guarded quarters full of heretics eagerly watching a bunch of female demons dancing like strippers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      were they active heretics or just someone who got marin kirin'd?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They took the time to change into the usual mutiny outfits. Whoever's making those down in the lower decks must be raking in a fortune.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw participated in the coup against the rogue trader and all I got was this T-shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theodora never had to deal with dangerous warp routes, before the Maledictum destroyed everything all the paths between planets had been mapped out for centuries.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So where the hell does this come from anyway?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it a reward for some colony project? I think i remember seeing something like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lvl 5 foulstone reward, i think if you use argenta answer

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, waifutards, tell me how you deal with our obsession. Do you just replay the game non-stop, or do you look for fanart or read fanfiction (lmao good luck finding any straight cassia fanfiction, or cassia fanfiction at all)? Or do you just move on to the next waifu?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of the above except moving on, plus trying to make a character AI.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually a waifutard or a femcel? Because my question was for waifutards specifically. I already know how femcels deal with it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing fem about me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok, just checking. But where the frick do you find fanfiction with a male mc/female love itnerest seeing how 99% of it is written my femcels and fujos?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hah I don't, I just hardcore project. The OCs in those fanfics are usually insufferable, so I try to ignore them anyway.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lord inqisitor's retinue is chock-full of blanks
    >but we never get one after all the warp bullshit thats been happening since chapter 1
    come on give me a blank so that I can love and cherish them because I'm not a psyker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to be a psyker to find blanks disagreeable. Plus it's not like you can just get one at blanks-r-us. They are highly coveted and will be in the employ of the inquisition most of the time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > you don't have to be a psker to find blanks disagreeable
        that is true, though it seems that spending time around a blank can lessen the otherness's affect on you, like how Caiphas cain and the rest of the unit get used to how jurgen "smells"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jurgen is a low level blank, no?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its a bit unclear how powerful his blankness is really, I'm not the biggest Caiphas cain reader so I don't know all his feats but iirc his blankness had a large affect on nearby demons and even indirectly banished one with his mere presence in a short story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >getting a blank to bully both Jimi and Marazhai
      ehehehe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hooking up with blank to make Jimmy and Yrlikek seethe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i wonder how the romances would play out if you could be a blank yourself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >yrliet wouldn't be able to deal with it since her romance is so soul centric
            >I don't know how most navigators are affected by blanks but cassia would probably keep her distance
            >mazipan would act like he's not affected and would internally seethe
            >jimmi would try to grin and bear it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              would act like he's not affected and would internally seethe
              would try to grin and bear it
              that's implying you'd even be able to start their romance. Would be fun if choosing this background would lock you out of it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Blank are so rare because everyone fricking hate them. They rarely survive choldhood, unless the get picked up by the assassins or the sisters of silence or similar.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thats for pariahs/dominant gene blanks, recessive blanks are able to conform into imperium society, though they still put everyone around them at unease and make psykers freak out

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this game still receiving patches and/or any dlc content? With crpgs I like to wait for all dlcs to release and any potential patches and bug fixes, especially with owlcat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >patches
      yes
      >and/or any dlc content
      they're not out yet, but yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it released last December. It has a confirmed season pass 2 DLC's this year and will most likely have at least 1 more.
      So if you want to wait for absolute final version, you've got 3 years of waiting to do.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if i love kingmaker and wrath will i like this game?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would Froggy victory look like when it comes to the DLCs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both companions are black males that cuck you and the DLCs flop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Joke's on him I'm a jimisister. Plus, if they're anything like Ekun, then I wouldn't care

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish western games did this shit that nip games do where they give the character's age, blood type and birthday

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they add more colonies in the DLC. maybe in the one about the tithe

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain were is the xeno hiding?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Larian is making a space game
    tick tock, owltrannies. he's coming for you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow I will immediately drop everything and wait for the troon sex in space.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anonz, what are your dump stat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ws, s

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can I possibly start a new game and not pick this dude + noble officer again

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1.2 where

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