*ruins a perfectly good game in your path*
devs don’t play test their own games these huh
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*ruins a perfectly good game in your path*. devs dont play test their own games these huh
*ruins a perfectly good game in your path*
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Just perfect guard the big boy until his weapon breaks. You'd have to lose on purpose after that. Apparently there are damage types humans are weak to but I don't even know them
It's just acid
Of course not, did you not see that the lead designer didn't even play Dark Souls, Bloodborne or Sekiro.
They legitimately hired someone that refused to play those games and it shows.
You didnt play the game, its very obvious the devs are fans of fromsofts stuff
Then why is it the closest to actually playing like a Souls game compared to any Soulslikes before it?
>perfect game
>whatever that slop is
What is so hard about this fight? They only attack you one at a time unless you get too close to one that isn't aggro
Rematch is slightly harder bc big bro and the surviving member attack you simultaneously, but you can cheese it by getting 2 of them low health and then quickly killing the remaining one before big bro starts
Dark souls will actually have multibosses all aggro at once
>you fight them again
yeah that’s a refund
Second fight’s easier.
Yeah that first fight was ass.
Second fight was annoying but more manageable.
The fight really isn't that bad. If you perfect block like 10 times itll break the older brother's weapon and he will hit for jack shit. The other siblings, only the spear user does any real damage and even then not much.
pretty easy, the hardest boss is the pre-last one because of how weird, wide and erratic his attacks are and projectiles from behind the screen of course.
if you didn't lie up until this point, you dont even have to fight them.
impossible, you cant enter the hotel without lying
so im right
only technically
This fight wasn’t that bad. You just dodge right forward and you can dodge all this hits. Then for the little guys you back stab them to death one by one. Worst case scenario you just summon and get it over with, that what summons are for anyway.
This is one of the easiest "main boss" fights in the entire fricking game and quite possibly one of the most fair "gank squad" fights in any Souls or Souls adjacent game period. It's even more fair than fricking Ornstein and Smough for Christ's sake. If you legitimately thought the Black Rabbits were a "wall" then you actually need to nut up and get gud, because they were easier than the Bishop and Fueco by far.
this was literally the best boss in the game you just got filtered and stuck with a hard on about ornstein and smoug
Kinda wish the story was more straight forward. Some things don’t quite make sense to me.
1) why did we wake up in a train
2) what was gaypedo going to do if you were never revived by Sophia
3) why did because the puppet frenzy if all he needed was to farm ergo, which he could just buy since he’s filthy rich
4) why did boss puppets attack P if they wanted to actually help him, or at least write a letter for him since they can’t speak
5) what exactly is the hand of god? And how does injecting ergo into your dick make you a god?
6) who was the sand stalker lady?
7) how did Carlo die?
8) Why does the nameless puppet suddenly look like you when he gets your heart?
9) where did Sophia’s puppet body come from?
10) what’s the deal with blue haired guy and the golden tree?
11) why did the nameless puppet murder everyone in the hotel?
12) why didn’t the fox and cat just tell me the truth from the start, I would’ve given them a bunch of good fruit since it literally grows on a tree
13) why did the devs think making the last parts of the game focus on those gay ass zombies and alchemists was a good idea?
Some of this is just my speculation but
>1) why did we wake up in a train
That was one of Geppetto's workshops. He'll mention it in a conversation and later on you can return and check behind the chair you started in for some stuff.
>2) what was gaypedo going to do if you were never revived by Sophia
I actually don't think Sophia was ever part of his plan. I think Geppetto was on his way back to the workshop when he was waylaid by the Mad Donkey, preventing him from reaching and activating you in time before Sophia intervened.
>3) why did because the puppet frenzy if all he needed was to farm ergo, which he could just buy since he’s filthy rich
The critical mass of ergo necessary to fuel a full on resurrection was likely far in excess of whatever could simply be purchased on the market. Plus Simon was already going to enact a mass slaughter anyway, Geppetto just joined him because it was practical (with the intent to betray him).
>4) why did boss puppets attack P if they wanted to actually help him, or at least write a letter for him since they can’t speak
This one is a bit trickier, but I think while Romeo believed he was in control, and probably was to an extent considering he tried to warn Carlo with the "play" before his fight, Rule 0 of the Grand Covenant was still fricking with his followers.
>5) what exactly is the hand of god? And how does injecting ergo into your dick make you a god?
That's the biggest mystery of the game. There's something about a "one-winged angel" coming down in a "metal comet", it offered immortality to mankind, but mankind ripped it apart.
>6) who was the sand stalker lady?
Very likely Antonia.
>7) how did Carlo die?
Attempted to work as a Stalker without training, got himself killed in some kind of incident that also killed a lot of other people.
>8) Why does the nameless puppet suddenly look like you when he gets your heart?
Ergo magic idk
cont.
Mmmmmmmhhhh. I’ll allow these explanations, for now.
>9) where did Sophia’s puppet body come from?
I think Simon planned on moving her to that body in the event her physical one became too unstable, but there's no notes or anything to explain it.
>10) what’s the deal with blue haired guy and the golden tree?
Paracelsus was likely one of the original people made immortal by the "Angel" that then tore it to pieces. He appears to be a part of an organization that recruits other immortals like them. The Gold Coin Tree is just a twisted creation of the Alchemists turning Listeners into useful resources.
>11) why did the nameless puppet murder everyone in the hotel?
Other than being filled with hate (according to his Ergo shard and boss item descriptions), Geppetto probably wanted to tie up any loose ends that could incriminate him during the rebuilding of Krat.
>12) why didn’t the fox and cat just tell me the truth from the start, I would’ve given them a bunch of good fruit since it literally grows on a tree
They're not used to trusting people in general. The idea that anyone could simply be generous or selfless towards them with no strings attached was an alien concept.
>13) why did the devs think making the last parts of the game focus on those gay ass zombies and alchemists was a good idea?
Honestly I agree, while the alchemists and carcasses are okay the puppets were always the major highlight for me and I wish more of the game post-Romeo was devoted to them. I liked the addition of the buzzsaw/drill/bomb-headed dogs and would have liked to see other puppets with obvious modifications made to them.
For me the hardest boss was manus’s second form and laxative’s second form
>main boss’s motive is that he wants to become a god
laaaaaammmmmmeeeeee
I just summoned a spectre because I don't care for multi target human fights. They're almost always more annoying than fun. It's the only time I don't feel cheap using summons.
Wasn't that guy in the back from Party Games?
Why does the coffin say liar? Who are they referring to? You or gepetto?