>>ruins roleplaying. >>refuses to elaborate. >>dies

roleplaying
to elaborate
>>dies

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arneson Maxxer.
    was played with only Strategos N as the combat resolution system.
    ? More like Chainfail.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was played with only Strategos N as the combat resolution system
      Woah, is that so?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Partially true, it's a discussed topic in the blogosphere.
        I was mostly being ironic since the OP was so hyperbolic.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me that Don Kaye's nickname was "Balls"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don Kaye's nickname was "Balls"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol Don Kaye Balls

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't it be Don "Balls" Kaye?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats this referencing?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        TSR collapsing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        TSR collapsing.

        In increasingly stupid ways, I might add.
        It's a lot of midwit 'conspiracy' thinking when the troubles, and ultimate failure, of TSR were apparent for years before it happened.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In increasingly stupid ways,
          Yes that's how expanding brain memes work.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ambush at Sheridan Springs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shrek, It's how he pronounces donkey.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don Kaye was Gygax's best friend so when he was trying to get people to play D&D for the first time he let Kaye make a special snowflake gunslinger in his low fantasy setting. Then Kaye told Gygax he should start TSR and then up and died so we're forever stuck with moronic characters in our game because Gary didn't have the balls to tell his friend he was being a homosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gygax is responsible for the game being high fantasy because he's the one that decided to add ridiculous reality altering spells to the table for his wizard players
          >b-but usually people died before getting there
          and sometimes they didn't 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harry G. John is the villain of the TSR story

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roleplaying would've been fine if we'd have just kept women away like he said.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did he say that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        At some point .

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How'd he ruin roleplaying??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His idea of roleplaying was a wargame where you control 1 guy, he didn't actually give much of a frick about roleplaying at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a wargame where you control 1 guy
        >1 guy
        lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with that; however, I think it's everyone else's fault for thinking it was the only correct way to play roleplaying games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a personal character, but half the characters in OD&D gained warbands as they leveled up, including the potential for hundreds of followers and your own castle, you moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          THIS.
          also; fighters usually found and scavenged whatever gear they could, so all the actually loot they got they could spend. on w/e. and any actual fighter that wanted to live long, spent that gold on hirelings and soldiers.
          in actual ADnD and not fricking bladur's gate, y midlevel, a fighter HOULD be running at least a small outfit of decently geared mercs (from scavenging their kills) and using them as meatshields.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK what's your idea of roleplaying if you're so great?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with the idea I expressed in that post, roleplaying taken to extremes is kinda homosexual, someone put it well that role playing isn’t playacting and that making decisions your character would make is enough. No multi-page backstories, no homosexual voices.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is extremely homosexual. Roleplaying games aren't amateur theatre.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        which is why D&D sucks. There isn't roleplaying in it really, and gameplay it's just a manually done video game RPG. In which case you may as well boot up your PC and play a game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There isn't roleplaying in it really, and gameplay it's just a manually done video game RPG.
          >eggs suck because chickens are better

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          can't tell if zoomer or genuinely mentally moronic
          d&d came first, it's the computer games that copied it because it was so good. Also the boot up your pc argument applies equally well to war games

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think D&D should be played as a semi-video game on VTTs with automatic table lookups, calculators, and hyperlinked reference documents. With that a shitload of crunch can be added

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASED!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the sudden urge to make half-elves.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomers shouldn't play games

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricking invented roleplaying, so I guess its fine that he "ruined" it.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gygax and Arneson created the roleplaying game by inventing the game part. If you want to roleplay without the game, you're welcome to do so, but that doesn't belong on /tg/ because we're a board about games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I thought these Collaborative Storytelling Exercise guys had a board for CSEs? Isn't it called qst?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, the first RPG sucks at being an RPG. Do you also blame Pong for ruining video games?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a heretic. There is only One Edition, and E. Gary Gygax is its Author.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holmes Basic was written by Holmes???

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holmes Basic was written as an introductory set (they call them "Quickstart Sets" today) for AD&D. It is included in the One Edition.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is incorrect.
          The purpose of Holmes Basic was to better organize OD&D.
          All mentions of AD&D where inserted by an editor.
          https://zenopusarchives.blogspot.com/2013/11/at-long-last.html

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fine. It was *published* as an introductory set. Is all our 'tisms in a neat little row now?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reading his Wikipedia article, post-war American sounds like an amazing place. Imagine being able to just bumble through a string of low-level office jobs like Gygax, still be able to afford a house, marrying a 19 year old tomboy, pumping 5 kids into her, and then just making millions of dollars selling games.

    Like damn, nowadays there's insane competition and if you're a game writer at most you'll probably get some beer money to supplement your 8th grade history teacher gig.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A table with TWO women? What an incredible fantasy!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gary's daughters were among the first D&D playtesters.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Invents roleplaying
    >refuses to elaborate
    >dies
    >OP creates a shit thread out of jealusy because he will never make anthing of his life.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was just reading some old Dragon magazines and holy frick Gary comes off as a massive dick, especially when he's talking about Dave. Here's him dissing Dave for complaining about his design philosophy and early D&D.

    >DUNGEONS & DRAGONS differed considerably from Dave's "Blackmoor" campaign, just as the latter differed from CHAINMAIL.
    >But, based on the reception given to the game by the others testing it, he had to agree that it was acceptable.
    >Although D&D was not Dave's game system by any form or measure, he was given co-billing as an author for his valuable idea kernels.
    >He complained bitterly that the game wasn't right, but the other readers/players loved it.

    LOL

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