>Run a 3 year long coordinated shitposting campaign against game.

>Run a 3 year long coordinated shitposting campaign against game.
>Game turns out of be a milestone in the genre and the biggest financial success in the companies history.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    discount dark souls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's shit

      >milestone in the genre
      It's literally the same fricking boring ass game you morons have been creaming yourselves over for more than a decade.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >230 hours
      you could learn a bunch of new skills in that time or do other interesting things, but you choose to waste it on a fricking vidya
      fricking waste of oxygen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are on a videogame board. also there is a lot more time than 230 hours available to you to do things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >200 hours to learn a new skill
        Is that how long it took for your village elders to teach you basic maths?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh precious time
        STFU homosexual. Do you realize where you are?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who else is more qualified to tell us than someone who has 100%ed it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Welp, you gottem there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me

        It's good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I hope they never do "open world" again. And unmoron their current boss design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's shit

        Now I don't know what to think Ganker

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milestone in the genre
    It's literally the same fricking boring ass game you morons have been creaming yourselves over for more than a decade.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Going against Godzaki
    NGMI

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets destroyed by 1 image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people join these organized shilling/shitposting groups? Both sides are fricking dumb as hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there is no both sides moron. this is literally the anti-eldenring moron club making a fake mirrordimension after their discord conversations popped up here embarrising them. they are fabricating that there is also an "other side"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's just autism and brand fanaticism
        no idea which fanboy group would want to shit on elden ring though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no idea which fanboy group would want to shit on elden ring though
          It’s the same Smash homosexuals that have been running around like beheaded chickens ever since their shit game’s DLC ended. They didnt have MYSTERY homieS and neverending rostergay warring so they had to try and recapture that chaos by shitting on literally every new and upcoming game with their organized discord raids. It doesnt matter whether their campaign fails or not. They just want attention and to feel like they have sway over the board, so they desperately shit things up in attempt to muddy the waters completely. Elden Ring’s popularity completely blew them the frick out and should have been a humbling experience that their little shit campaigns are pointless, but they keep on forcing their discord raids for every big upcoming game. Most of them are just bored kids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no idea which fanboy group would want to shit on elden ring
          hint: what's the only major platform that elden ring didn't release on?
          it's nintendogays

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >its X tribe they're the ones that did it
            >no it's Y tribe I've seen them discussing with the long noses!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. nintroony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shazamtrannies unironically trying to make people believe there's an "other side"
      >shazamtrannies lost this badly
      sad! many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      talk about desperate holy KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody talks like that.
      Its pretty obvious that one person wrote all those "messages"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Gets destroyed by 1 image

        >they're so unlikeable their only way to win is to pretend to be on the "other side"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shitposting guidelines
        my sides
        these people are pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      Both sides are such awful fakes. Nobody - not a soul - talks like that, especially with the multiple exclamation marks. Gankeredditors really need to get some fresh air.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this fake to you?

        Truth is, they lost before the game even released.

        After all the TORtanic homosexualry. Those falseflagging shazam threads prior to the release of the game.
        Do you truly believe that it is fake?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No I actually believe the original screen shot

          This one?

          is real because it feels organic. The other one posted which is crammed full of exclamation marks every other sentence is so blatantly fake it's absurd.

          I just don't care about the drama though and it's easier to convince people that you're right when you attack both sides :^)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >These people are so low IQ they believe Ganker matters in the GOTY decision
      Absolute state of discord trannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

      Why do people join these organized shilling/shitposting groups? Both sides are fricking dumb as hell.

      >shazamtrannies unironically trying to make people believe there's an "other side"
      >shazamtrannies lost this badly
      sad! many such cases.

      talk about desperate holy KEK

      >These people are so low IQ they believe Ganker matters in the GOTY decision
      Absolute state of discord trannies

      never ever fall for shazamtroon lies
      they don't deserve the benefit of the doubt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry. I never did.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game bad but game sold good so game good

    call of duty is better because it sold more

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is shit. No matter how many people bought this pile of shit it's still shit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milestone in the genre
    It's literally their worst game, kys (know your self)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is so damn good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >comfy
        Thats just Skyrim's Riften area (or Enderal's Goldenforst). Get some standards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I already have them, don't worry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Skyrim Riften area
          We don't even know what Skyrim looks like, Bethesda hasn't released a game since Morrowind.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game turns out of be a milestone in the genre
    Yup. Ten years from now, we're all going to look back and say: this is the moment where it all started going to shit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game is good because bandwagon fallacy and ~~*money*~~
    Soulsshit will never be good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lost 96% of the playerbase over a few months
    even triple a shovelware has more player retention than this piece of shit LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you guys keep repeating this moronic argument? It's not an MMO.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anticheat literally starts up before the game does
        what fricking singleplayer game runs anticheat before trying to connect to a server?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One that has a non mandatory multiplayer feature.
          Summoning and invading has always been the optional bonus of every souls game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's just shitposting man.
        What kind of thread do you think this is after all?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that post
          that's some redditcore shit right there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Having fun is redditcore now.
            Sometimes I forget where am I posting.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              goobergate ruined Ganker forever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I remember "fun" being a literal shitpost long before schizoogate was a thing you ledditor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the very concept of enjoying yourself is "a shitpost"
                touch grass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's how things worked around here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's how things worked around here.

                We've all seen "Fun is a buzzword". Can you stop pretending it's secret club shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to gamefaqs if you don't like seeing people call you a massive fricking homosexual. Or are you one of those homosexuals that helped ruin this place by helping make that autistic Wii U collage?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I remember "fun" being a literal shitpost long before schizoogate was a thing you ledditor

                >goobergate
                >schizogate
                You're both embarrassing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              go back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To have some fun?
                Sure. Gonna play some Factorio now maybe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >redditorio
                and don't come back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes Anon. Everything is Reddit.
                Now It's time for your meds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're idiotcore you fricking autist

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shazamtroonys lost again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truth is, they lost before the game even released.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milestone in the genre
    on the road to complete and utter shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name a better open world game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gothic 2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair point. You're alright.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milestone in the genre
    Which genre is that? The completely empty world with 1000 recycled bosses genre? It's pretty advanced for a Fromsoft game but as usual their games fall far short of any other remotely similar game.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /v/eddit perpetually seething over good and popular games. Trying way too hard to force their tortanic bullshit, need to frick off back to their discord and stay back. Maybe play some GAMES you sad fricks.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Truly, trolling is a lost art and it’s nuance is entirely lost upon all the newbie tourists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We were merely pretending to be moronic for 3 years.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand what you newbies talk about so i will post what i dont like about elden ring
    >Lame armors and weapons
    >badly translated lore
    >a and b body types
    >no replayability once you beat you dont want to touch it ever again
    >poor netcode
    >boring pvp (the most important aspect of all)
    >the snow area was designed and balanced with the feet
    Overall 3/10 and I’m glad you homosexuals defend so i can see a more shittier game than this piece of hot garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna throw you a pity (you), but recognize how ignored this post was, despite your trolling.
      Try harder next time.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker doesn't matter
    obsessed idiots on their nintendo shilling discord can "organize shitposting" all they want
    it won't make any difference in anything

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milestone in the genre
    bwahahaha its same shit every time. Shits not evolving at all

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this place so negative?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Insecurity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because these are the people posting.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring sucked but I bought it because shazamposting was so annoying. Guess that was the goal in the first place.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flop ring
    >milestone
    if by milestone you mean froms descent into terrible games, you're right. every game from now on will be soulless world games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flop?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking "cyberpunk" was a "milestone" and a "financial success" you dumb Black person
    These things don't mean something is good. Of course, you're incidentally right. But you're still stupid.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Open world games are shit and this is no exception.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >posts one of the most awful open worlds
        anon... :[

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry you can't enjoy kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blocks you're path

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ayyy my Black.
        When I went to Caelid in Elden Ring I straight up remembered Kenshi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no scorchlander cutie
          7/10 image

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Memes like Shazam should only be used once which was Cyberpunk, everytime i see Shazam i think of the clusterfrick that is Cyberpunk 2077

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wake the frick up samurainon, we've got a games studio to burn

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i shit and piss on fromsoft software

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milestone in the genre and the biggest financial success in the companies history

    >After one month the game is completely forgotten except for some porn.
    >No discussion, no speculations, no lore trivias nobody gave two shits about the world.
    >Dead multiplayer.
    >Game is fully datamined, nothing else to discover and people still discover shit about bb.
    >People asking only for servers to return up for the other souls.
    >Even youtubers didn't care
    >Company resumes armored core to do damage repair and speak of the game no more.

    Suuuure, bg success.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh i forget, already depreciated sekiro standed full price for years after its release.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, seeing this place nowadays and the collective mindset it has, successposting has ironically becomes the more entertaining form of shitposting compared to doomposting.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The more you play the worse it gets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it’s not. Cope, Horizonfaq

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, its more like the more you play the worse you realize the game has been since the beginning
      as you play through the game you start to notice the flaws that have been there from the beginning but you were too blinded by the new game experience to see it

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fromdrones are so mentally ill they believe that its actually impossible that the game they literally worship might be anything other than perfect or that some people might not like it
    >therefore the only reasonable explanation to them is a secret cabal of people organizing to spend months of their lives negging on a game they dont like and dont play, for no benefit to themselves whatsoever
    >never actually address any points, arguments, or criticism made, just immediately accuse everyone of being part of this secret conspiracy

    Fromgays are a cult. Not exaggerating, its a case study in psychology and brand marketing for the ages. Its likely unintentional but From has managed to get the literal definition of a cult to form around a series of what is in reality, remarkably average games.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it autism?
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/qEb_SJ4nD62vQIpkKM5OZA/type/op/

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the closes thing to what I'd call "OC" that I've seen come from this board in a few years at least

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait its literally the reddit meme of adding shitty pngs to mp4s hahahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're so young that all you know about is reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine actually making this and thinking its some kind of masturful meme

      zoomers were a mistake

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