>caring about pointless shit about games is stupid as hell
I agree, that's why I will avoid any developers that put said shit in my video games
They should focus on making their video games better, not putting pointless shit in them
I mean if you dont like how modern art in video games works you could always play the old "unwoke" games on repeat
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No I'm not gonna surrender the modern gaming scene to your kind, either they improve to meet my sensibilities or get ridiculed. and if anyone should leave it's you.
>another pink and purple blackamoor game I've never heard of that j*urnos love and nobody else wants to play
Is this another sweet baby rays game or does it only look like it?
>A gem of a human experience
You're not speaking the language straight men, i.e. the vast fricking majority of gamers, respond to positively. The dude looks soft and there's homosexual bisexual lighting everywhere. Looks like a dinosaur or something left a hard shit on the top of his head.
Why couldn't we have a gigahomie instead of this zesty looking twink?
>This isn't even woke shit.
get lost shill, this guy is Sweet Baby plant. He literally started one of his other companies with a similar name with SBI founders and one of their writers.
>Then why was SBI hired?
ESG loans are pretty much free money, and a pre-requisite to getting ESG loans is hiring a consultancy firm like SBI as proof that you at least made an effort to make your product adhere to the DEI initiative. Ironically it's not enough to have the wokest, blackest, most inclusive game ever, you have to have proof in writing by hiring consultancy firms because the suits dolling out ESG money don't know or care to know a damn thing about your product, they delegate that to the consultancy firms. SBI couldn't have contributed much to a game like this, but they got hired anyway, because they're a necessary evil.
Journalists made an article recently about how a RE5 remake would be racist. You need to pay the racket if you want to make these kind of games without cancel pigs crying about it
Funny part about this is that virtually no black person thinks RE5 is racist so they would be wasting money. I bet they wasted money here for a sensitivity reading on a game nobody is going to buy. If this shit ain't a grift, then I don't know what is.
>the progressive that knows english is paying tribute to his culture by making a million dollar videogame instead of lifting his country out of poverty
how am I supposed to take this seriously
your right we need more viking games, all the vikings games, get that haircut on a male white guy which is their version of the killmonger cut (even black people are sick of that shit.)
>This isn't even woke shit.
get lost shill, this guy is Sweet Baby plant. He literally started one of his other companies with a similar name with SBI founders and one of their writers.
yeah they're stupid but a protected class so they can pretty much say what they want
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So trannies are extremely moronic?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
if a rando twitter screencap told you that blacks are proven to be 10% smarter than whites, youd accept it at face value the way you're doing with this one, yeah?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Cry more troon you are useful idiots for the system
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
so thats a yes, then?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes you are extremely moronic
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
trannies being total morons is more believable than the outrageous shit you just said
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
trannies are always moronic. Its why they are trannies. Like people with downs. You will never meet a mentally well troony.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
and they're trying to make others extremely moronic with them
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Who the frick made puberty blocker?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
At least trans people are smart enough to make games, chuddies like you just cry on social media while living in their flyover outbacks with nought even a high school diploma.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
YWNBAW
Everyone you know hates you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Funny because everything they 'made' is just terrible copy/paste of legacy code
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>is just terrible copy/paste
just like the act of transition itself
pedophiles are statistically known to have a low IQ, after all.
Why else do you think they try so hard to be accept, even though only other pedos like them (and even then, half the time they're trying to rat each other out)
Almost as if homosexuals are a large part of the pedophile racket or something. I hate living in clown world where most of these shitheads are taken seriously.
Producer is actually the owner of one of the pedophile companies adjacent to SBI, named "Sugar baby". Why is it all about babies with these gays? Because they're pedophiles.
The sob story about ze poor Black person wanting to honor his Black person dad is complete fabrication, this is the modern slop of gaming with art that looks straight out of tumblr.
>"Make your own games!" >African guy does just that >You still have autistic fit
I'd love a soulsborne style game set in Africa but at this rate it'd probably just be shot down before it even starts
>Game is laced with DRM
Let me get this straight, EA is willingly publishing this $20 indie title only to pay an expensive monthly subscription to keep nonexistent pirates from tampering the game? Even if this game was a big success they're still losing millions off this shit for no reason and didn't bother to put that money in marketing it either lol
>actually considered getting this game
>EA >Sweet baby >denuvo >not even a black majority team
Fricking wow, I was wondering why the frick a black guy would even need SBI consultation for anything since I thought it was a largely black team but now I see why.
>black actor spends money to make the studio >hires mostly white people
lol
Jason Schreier cried about that other studio being mostly white. But this one making an african game is ok. This bullshit has always been about finding excuses to fire people who disagree with you politically
They can't.
I constantly hear this hit even from rightoids >I WOULD LOVE GAME SET IN AFRICA WITH AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY, IT WOULD BE SO COOL BECAUSE NINE MADE GAMES ABOUT IT
No they don't give a shit, everyone knows it but has to pretend it will be as cool
>>I WOULD LOVE GAME SET IN AFRICA WITH AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY, IT WOULD BE SO COOL BECAUSE NINE MADE GAMES ABOUT IT >No they don't give a shit, everyone knows it but has to pretend it will be as cool
I want an African immersive sim like Kingdom Come Deliverance, but with voodoo and eating babies to cure diseases.
People just want games in their own culture but they refuse to make them themselves because they know they'll flop. It's like that group of latinx that are constantly asking for souls games with shitty aztec culture.
>It's like that group of latinx that are constantly asking for souls games with shitty aztec culture.
I never heard their grumbling, but I've definitely heard some people asking for an Asscreed game set during the spanish conquest of the Americas, which sounds more rad the more I think about it.
You dont need a 100 million dollar funding to make a game you stupid mongrel. don't believe the AAA meme, most of that money gets embezzled anyway.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Black folk steal, the sky is blue. There's no getting through to them, anon.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, let's see all those indie asscreed clones then such as >
and >
and great >
Right?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Learn to code and spend years on your project, Black person. that's literally all there is to it. if you're too lazy and demoralised to do it then simply own up to it and quit.
to chuck spears at Black folk
Unfortunately having a black throwing spears is a big no-no, even if a thematically black warrior using a spear and zulu shield would be kino as frick.
I did a zulu spearchucker build in Elden Ring and it was kino
shielded advances, guard pokes, disgusting guard counter damage, launching spears into peoples faces, shit was great
>Voodoo magic
That's Carribean culture, not continental African. All the cool black mysticism and rituals have catholic influences, the continental stuff is just lame aesop-tier fables and folk medicine. The french really drove the fear of God and Evil into their slaves, and it's why voodoo feels like a perversion of life that will monkey paw you into damnation if you're not careful.
Purely based on the fact there's 20 soulsborne clones in europe it'd be interesting based on the new skin alone. Unless Zanzibart forgive me Knight number 57 still gets you excited
Indie side-scrollers are a dime a dozen these days and consumers are getting smarter; no longer fooled by quirky aesthetics or art style. If the game isn't polished as frick or doing something new or highly sought-after from consumers, then most people move on.
>How come this game that most people never heard "flopped"
It's almost like this game was barely marketed at all and EA much like other publishers are really shit at advertising their smaller games >BUT MUH GAME AWARDS
Showcasing your game at gaming events mean jack shit if you don't constant reinforce your game for the consumer to develop a sense of mindshare towards your product. Why do you think Dragon's Dogma 2 sold so freaking well in the first place? Also do you know what I've realized? Most successful indie typically provide free demos for feedback, kickstarter campaigns, early access, and/or ign previews to get word which this game did neither of those things. I wouldn't be surprised if Antonblast ends up being a million seller for its charisma presentation and giving free demos for people to try. Zau's numbers doesn't really have to do with polhomosexualry and everything to do with it being the great A example of how not to launch an indie title.
Oh don't kid yourself about consumer intelligence when the same demo ritualistic buys the usual SEACOW slop every now and then. Polish can sometimes not even be a factor due to how normalized broken launches/early access games are with them still biting the line. You are right about the highly-sought concept though.
DEI is just another progressive Trojan horse for scammers. Look how quickly BLM was swept under the rug after the leader bought a mansion and ran off with the money. All these new progressive concepts are just scammers trying to get paid.
I was looking at oddly cheap condos in my city’s midtown area and when I saw the word DEI on their website, I noped out so fast. Two red flags
Man this is why no one takes you people seriously literally screaming about woke and esg any time you see a Black person in a video game it's impossible to debate anyone like this in good faith and anyone with legitimate complaints gets drowned out by morons.
this is the natural result of deliberately supressing any dissenting opinion to "the message" over the last 20 years
It sucks, but it's the way it had to be
>posts a reaction image from a documentary about africans being lazy useless drones that even the chinese are tired of dealing with while pillaging their country
>posts a reaction image from a documentary about africans being lazy useless drones that even the chinese are tired of dealing with while pillaging their country
Even the chinks hate the utter laziness of Black folk
SBI was an outsourcing firm who did bullshit work nobody else wanted to do
The only people who got mad at them were the people who wouldnt have bought the video games anyway, most of the games they were involved in that sucked wasn't their fault
>most of the games they were involved in that sucked wasn't their fault
So SBI is involved with dozen games and every single one coincidentally sucks but not because of SBI
The big one that people cared about, Suicide Squad, sucked ass because its a live service game with a forced story made to be a live service multiplayer game despite the studio being a single player action studio
WB wanted money so did everything in their power (listened to marketing department) to make what the kids want (fortnite but harley quinn and later DLC Joker)
SBI CEO gave a speech saying game developers must be threaten into adding to games what SBI wants or face consequences. Strange how every defender keeps talking about Suicide Squad when every single game SBI touches is shit
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Suicide Squad story sucks but literally who would care about a crappy story with great gameplay
Rocksteady didnt make great gameplay and were forced into a live service model which pissed off their entire fanbase before the game released
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>let's talk about SBI CEO using literal mafia tactics against developers >SUICIDE SQUAD, TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD PLEASE TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD >let's talk about dozen other flops SBI was involved in >SUICIDE SQUAD, TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD PLEASE TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD
Holy frick an actual bot in action.
A real person would have realised the trap and tried to deflect, but you plowed on head first because Rajesh didn’t program you with the ability to adapt
I was okay with watching the trailer.
Then it became exceedingly obvious they were desperately showing off the black people that worked on this game for brownie points.
Then I saw it was EA.
And then I saw it had Denuvo.
who cares
shit out a game
close up shop
make another company
get more finkbucks
why do you think they got rid of no-compete? so the rats can scurry easier when the ship sinks
so what if youre tired of it
like they literally told people a few years ago
You(Gamers) are not the target audience anymore. >people laughed at this
did they lie tho?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>a few years ago
Marxism has been a plague on humanity for decades
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You(Gamers) are not the target audience anymore.
Doesn't look like anybody is
Theres MANY games that have been ruined by inexperienced teams, uncaring or unskilled management, pressure from executives to make it more profitable, shifting of properties between companies unfamiliar with the IPs, freelancers having to undo/redo work of laid off staff
Saints row reboot. They could've tried to bring back the feeling of saints row 1 and 2, but instead they decided that they're "grown up" now and that the previous games were LE BAD & they have to be better now. So they made shitty GTA with Big Bang Theory writing and "humor", only to crash and burn instantly.
>Theres MANY games that have been ruined by inexperienced teams, uncaring or unskilled management, pressure from executives to make it more profitable, shifting of properties between companies unfamiliar with the IPs, freelancers having to undo/redo work of laid off staff
This is wokeness, stop your moronation
>black gamers don't play our games because they don't want to play as white games >This is ok and devs need to blackwash playable characters
>white gamers don't play our games because they don't want to play as black characters >This is considered to be racist, xenophobic, chuddy and white supremacist behavior
Anon, where the frick have you been during the last 10 years? Blackgays whining at how they hate playing as white men was always an extremely common complaint
>Game is laced with DRM
Let me get this straight, EA is willingly publishing this $20 indie title only to pay an expensive monthly subscription to keep nonexistent pirates from tampering the game? Even if this game was a big success they're still losing millions off this shit for no reason and didn't bother to put that money in marketing it either lol
an actual african mythology game would be wild, they have some crazy shit over there
but the morals of like half of their myths are "everything bad is a woman's fault" or "and that's why it's okay we enslaved the neighbours" so it probably wouldn't go over well
>game dev hires extortion racket whose sole goal as a company is to make gay Black folk that alienate everyone who isn't a gay Black person >wtf why don't people like gay Black person zestmaxing edition
The reason why lefties never make games based on the myriad of African cultures is that they actively hate history and culture, and the recognition of its uniqueness is anathema to their goals. The purpose of shoving in minorities into euro-merican culture is a tool of genocidal cultural erasure on both ends.
This is literally the first time I've heard of this game. It being a fresh IP is a good thing. As long as they're not messing with an established IP, Sweet baby can do whatever the frick they want. Artificial hate thread.
The boss of the studio is some black dude. If he thinks it's a good idea to hire a gallery of soi devs, that's on him. Again, as long as it doesn't affect any of the games I care about, he can hire as much anthropomorphized soi as he wants, no skin off my teeth.
Nah, at this point you're just stomping on somebody who's already on the ground, considering the game already flopped. If you ACTUALLY gave a shit about this sweet baby shit, you wouldn't want to look like a petty cowardly b***h.
The whole reason people shit on SBI so hard is because they’re a very visible example of the market being bypassed, which is one of the few things that normalgays have actually noticed these days.
Basic concepts such as demand and supply are understood by people that aren’t moronic, so pointing out that a company responsible for repeatedly losing money is still getting work helps get their head around the fact it’s not an organic result of the market.
In that case, you've picked a particularly low hanging fruit I guess.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you can’t just point out an obvious example to highlight the point! Thats not fair!
You are one of the most pathetically blatant concern trolls I have ever seen in action.
I’d have to work to be this shit at it without coming across as false flagging.
>at this point you're just stomping on somebody who's already on the ground
Yes, that's exactly what we're doing,. Are you new here? Join in on the lynching or frick off.
>See it got a article on BBC website with some quotes >'Can Tales of Kenzera: Zau unlock a new world of video game stories?' >It was amazing to see him up there," says Annabel Ashalley-Anthony. "We don't get to see that very often." >Annabel the founder of Melanin Gamers, which advocates for more inclusivity in the industry >But the sight of a black creator at The Game Awards - often referred to as the Oscars of the industry >"It's definitely the Black Panther of gaming," she says
And not a single word about gameplay
>>But the sight of a black creator at The Game Awards - often referred to as the Oscars of the industry
They really do just parade them around and treat them like fashion accessories.
These people are so fricking corny and transparent it's just unbelievable how they pretend it's this super amazing thing when no one gives a frick and won't change anything.
>And not a single word about gameplay
bruh
I saw endless amount of Sexer Blade threads in past few month but all I know is that
1. SEXSEXSEX
2. SEXSEXSEX
3. oh right, SEXSEXSEX was censored because lol
99. oh and game have souls combat or whatever, who cares
You rarely see shills bring gameplay up if at all but this is actually good way to spot ongoing shill campaigns, they always have 1 or 2 things they focus on and that's it.
See, the "racists" wouldn't call themselves racists, which makes this even more sus because they would have an actual justification for hating some random flop game.
I was sort of looking forward to it, a metroidvania with an african aesthetic seemed neat.
I hadn't realized it was published by EA which would have been a red flag, I tried the demo and
1) It ran pretty badly and felt janky
2) There was too much inconsequential waffling
I don't mind games having story and dialogue, but they need to be paced and dosed appropriately. The writing also kind of sucked.
The demo was only available during one of those Steam events, maybe it'll become available again this June for the next one.
Now these are actual reasons. Somehow, nobody else mentioned any of them. Still, this doesn't have anything to do with sweet baby specifically.
One of the reasons they get criticized is because their dialogue sucks
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Because its Inconsequential
Which, LIKE I SAID, isn't sweet baby specific.
That's just millenial writing as a whole sucking. Since you don't appear to actually understand the reasons why sweet baby is bad, why are you hating on this game that already flopped? What's your angle here?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
We understand don't worry, continue seething
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You "understand", but apparently absolutely cannot even begin to explain. I see. Actual psy op thread.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not spoon-feeding homosexuals
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
See, the reason why lefties are so bad at pretending to be right wing is because they can't actually empathize with any of their view points. The reason you can't explain is because you don't understand any of it. Why you troons are now brigading a literally lmao0sales game is beyond me, though.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nice try homosexual
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you scared that you might screw up and give yourself away or something? Don't be a pussy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your seethe is good enough.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the writing consultation firm has nothing to do with the writing
Pathetic damage control
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Believe me, you don't need to hire sweet baby to get dogshit millenial writing. See any of the treehouse games, gearbox games, an endless litany of games in the past 10 years.
Such firms should not exist, studios already hire writers for their games. It's completely dystopian to have a secondary body that proof read everything put into media to ensure it's safe for the public, it's no better than what fricking China does except it's entirely voluntary.
I was sort of looking forward to it, a metroidvania with an african aesthetic seemed neat.
I hadn't realized it was published by EA which would have been a red flag, I tried the demo and
1) It ran pretty badly and felt janky
2) There was too much inconsequential waffling
I don't mind games having story and dialogue, but they need to be paced and dosed appropriately. The writing also kind of sucked.
The demo was only available during one of those Steam events, maybe it'll become available again this June for the next one.
Screenshots I saw looked like a lazy 2.5D metroidvania with zero artistic style to it.
I would give zero fricks even if it wasn't another piece of media existing purely to fetishize Black folk.
>Due to all the diversity hire the games barely works and will not run on most machines with frequent crashes but you do get a free packet of fried chicken seasoning with every purchase
Most of this slop had way bigger problems with them than one measly factor you're suggesting. Personally idrc about this dime-a-dozen indie title but you're bias for glossing over what was really wrong with those titles. I'm sure you'll post more pictures but it won't really sway a thing so happy seething.
We had a black guy in our shared living dorm during college who setup a PS4 with several fighting and sports games on display, he never once touched the fricking thing. Any attempt to talk about games showed that he had no idea what he was talking about.
That isn't a black thing, it's just a normie thing. NPCs will buy a box because it's like supporting a sports team for them, just like many sports team fans never watch or go to any games of.
a less gay game should lift the aesthetics of egungun costumes and ivory coast shit in general. African SMT or something of that caliber would have a lot of source material to draw from if somebody who really cared took a crack at it.
For as much as they spout about how proud they are of their culture, most ultimately don't give a shit or know shit and spout about it for the sake of look important. These are the same people that buy PS5 not for good games or exclusives, but because having one is like a status symbol for them.
>muh blacks
I don't care. It's actually appropriate in this game because they actually tried to make a new game about themselves instead of stealing someone else's work.
The problem is, it's blatantly obvious that these people have no interest in games, only to push their agenda and destroy the work of others.
You can't do that with this game so it's not on their radar.
I mean, it's nice that you're all so well informed about the cultural warfare that's been going on for 10 years now.
But none of you have explained what this game that hasn't been mentioned on Ganker before has to do with it. At best, you're wasting everybody's time. Which makes this feel like some sort of slide thread.
>But none of you have explained what this game that hasn't been mentioned on Ganker before has to do with it
The developer is trying to associate pointing out DEI shit with hating blacks while the reality is that he is literally a current SBI employee. Not only is SBI involved with consulting for it, but they might as well have released the game themselves with how close the ties are.
>none of you have explained
are you moronic or something, go to steam and youtube and watch for yourself > slide thread.
get lost you fricking low quality shill, you don't even know what that means
The guy behind this game developed it as his way to honor his late father and that's so admirable that I bought it despite not being a Metroidvania fan. The demo was alright though so I'll probably enjoy the full game enough.
I feel bad for the creator/developer because he seemed like a really cool and kind person, and I think he put his whole being into the game, even mentioned Golden Sun at the Game Awards.
>beefing with an indie game published by EA (also free on playstation gamepass) because it's easy to claim Victory even the though the game is doing fine
here is a reality check about 2023 >woke >woke >?? >woke >woke? >woke >woke >woke >woke >woke
and no, a game with lgbtq and non whites in 1800s england doesn't become non woke because trannies hate it (the game also has trannies)
Ignorance is bliss and more of them are waking up every day. The real minority are the ones pushing DEI who actually don't play or buy games, see: this threads topic
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
see
that's perfectly fine, the studio has less than 20 employees and the game is low budget, this and PS+ numbers are more than good enough
keep living in La La Land where every single game that doesn't hit 500k concurrent players is a flop
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
the game didnt even hit 500 players
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>that's perfectly fine
It's not. Stop being a dishonest moron. Their team has 35 people on LinkedIn, and if we assume that a few of the employees don't have a LinkedIn profile, then let's say they are 40-45 employees. The game has taken them 4 years to develop. They are based in London.
This company is about to be fricking shut down because they can't pay their employees and the rent.
yes it is doing fine, your armchair market analysis doesn't change that, steam numbers has never and will never be a metric of success, especially when the game is on PS+
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>especially when the game is on PS+
You literally just said that the game is free in PS+. If it's free, how are they gaining any money?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do you think PS+ is a charity you fricking moron? how do you think games on gamepass make money you dumb c**t?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>how do you think games on gamepass make money you dumb c**t?
No one is fricking subscribing to PS+ to get this game. You are the dumb c**t here.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No one you're not baiting right now, you can't possibly think this is how games on gamepass make money, do you think it's a charity you fricking moron?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hey dumb Black person, respond to my post here
>Do you think PS+ is a charity you fricking moron?
You seem to think so. You said earlier than it's free on PS+. Please explain how the devs are getting money from this game being on PS+ aside from the cash injection they already got from Sony years ago to develop this game.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
mind explaining it to us or you don't know either?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Do you think PS+ is a charity you fricking moron?
You seem to think so. You said earlier than it's free on PS+. Please explain how the devs are getting money from this game being on PS+ aside from the cash injection they already got from Sony years ago to develop this game.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
they get an initial fee, and then extra money for every download, it's literally the most basic business model you braindead moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And how many downloads have there been on PS+ of this game?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
more than enough to make the game a success, it's literally impossible to flop when your game is a on a subscription service unless it's an insane budget
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>more than enough to make the game a success
Give me a number and tell me how you know.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
the game came out yesterday dumbass, i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday and subscription services are guaranteed success
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
stop coping you moronic turd it's a flop
>large team
it's 20 people
that's a big team for an "indie" game
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hades was made by 25 people, Cuphead was made by 30, why make moronic statements when you can just look up shit
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Hades was made by 25 people
37k peak, 4.8k currently playing >Cuphead was made by 30
19k peak, 1.9k currently playing >zau made by 35
287 peak, 79 currenyly playing
why make moronic statements when you can just look up shit
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
disingenuous way of comparing success, those games were MASSIVELY successful even by AAA standards, on average indie games don't make it past Zau numbers
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you have absolutely no clue how it's doing. Got it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the game came out yesterday dumbass, i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday
you sure sound like you were born yesterday
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday
Are you 100% sure? You sound like a dumb Black person who was actually born yesterday.
>subscription services are guaranteed success
Completely untrue.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Interesting, what happened to forspoken
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>subscription services are guaranteed success
you are a moronic turd
where the frick do you live where a software dev makes 100k a year on average
try using google
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Try not being bongpoor
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday and subscription services are guaranteed success
You are an employee of this company attempting to do damage control, aren't you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The game has a budget in the millions
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Your armchair market analysis >300 concurrent players and PlAyStAtIoN + money dudes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's a flop you moron
cope moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
less than 300 players is an absolute disaster for a game made by a large team
even if it was made by one guy it wouldnt be good
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>large team
it's 20 people
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
35 that are on linkedin
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it's 20 people
There's 35 on LinkedIn and there's always a couple of employees who doesn't have a LinkedIn account. It's likely more like 40 at the very minimum.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>doesn't hit 500k concurrent
it doesn't even hit 5 HUNDRED concurrent players
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
shovel knight sold 3 million copies and didn't even hit 3k players on steam, steam numbers has never and will never be a metric of success
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Shovel Knight is a decade old and sold under 200k copies in 2014 on pc you moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>3k concurrent players max >287 concurrent players max
Oh yeah, literally the same lmao
>wow you're actually extremely out of touch if you think D4, CoD, jedi survivor, and fifa aren't extremely DEI
Go ahead and tell me what's DEI-like about D4, CoD, Jedi Survivor and FIFA. Just because they have like 1-2 black people in them(FIFA aside, obviously) does not make them DEI games.
>that's perfectly fine
It's not. Stop being a dishonest moron. Their team has 35 people on LinkedIn, and if we assume that a few of the employees don't have a LinkedIn profile, then let's say they are 40-45 employees. The game has taken them 4 years to develop. They are based in London.
This company is about to be fricking shut down because they can't pay their employees and the rent.
ill do it for you, here's data from the U.S. BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS >medium pay of $130,160 per year
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/computer-and-information-technology/software-developers.htm#:~:text=Pay%20About%20this%20section&text=$101%2C800-,The%20median%20annual%20wage%20for%20software%20developers%20was%20$132%2C270%20in,percent%20earned%20more%20than%20$164%2C520.&text=99%2C840-,Most%20software%20developers%2C%20quality%20assurance%20analysts,and%20testers%20work%20full%20time.
You that marketing strategy? The one where a thing receives glowing praise and attention for a very short period of time, usually happening at shows or events? They did that without realizing that that's the sort of thing you do for something you don't care about.
Never even fricking heard of it which is half the problem >metroidvania
And there it is, why the frick would anyone want yet ANOTHER indie metroidvania?
You guys can blame SBI all you want but no one would even bat an eye at this game if it had beautiful Aryan man and his gorgeous 10/10 damsel either.
moronic consulting firm that hates while men and gamers. Their entire shtick is that they strong-arm big companies into hiring them and listening to their feedback, which usually means injecting stupid SJW garbage such as blacks, browns, trannies, gays, etc. and making the game worse.
I'm racist, but this game is literally wholesome. how are you fricking miserable shits so buttbroken about some guy who genuily loves games and wanted to make a tribute to his father? how joyless and miserable can you even get?
people don't go saying "I'm racist", just say "I hate Black folk" if you want to sound convincing. But you will not say a word because you are a Black person or a gay who love Black folk.
I heard a segment interviewing the creator on NPR on my way to work yesterday. That's not normal. So I assume it's being propped up by someone who hates me.
>So I assume it's being propped up by someone who hates me.
Yes. Sony, EA, SBI and a team full of african men/women who hate white people, and some self-loathing whites who also hate white people.
Why are we mad at this game again?
Its on the no-no list unfortunately
Oh right....
Based, anyone who lied 8n bed with DEImons deserves to fail.
>Kills your game
How can we stop him?
Main character is a black man and this site is full of morons
Also something to do with SBI probably, but dont buy this shit its EA
>and this site is full of morons
You didn't even buy the game, Black personloving wienersucker, ahahahahah, why are you defending it?
cause he's a Black personloving wienersucker its in his nature
caring about pointless shit about games is stupid as hell
caring that its an EA game that launched with Denuvo should be the death sentence
>caring about pointless shit about games is stupid as hell
I agree, that's why I will avoid any developers that put said shit in my video games
They should focus on making their video games better, not putting pointless shit in them
I mean if you dont like how modern art in video games works you could always play the old "unwoke" games on repeat
No I'm not gonna surrender the modern gaming scene to your kind, either they improve to meet my sensibilities or get ridiculed. and if anyone should leave it's you.
So why cant blacks buy the game then?
>Crimers
>Buying
You lost, troon
Black person toon.
Black spotted. When a bunch of Africans make a game, make a thread. Until then this a load of shit
I will NOT buy your Black person game Troon.
Buy ADS
I always wonder, if you hate this place so much why do you even come here, why even bother engaging?
Crimer game
I'm loving the new slang
it's a hard r for me
>Crimer
uhhh sweet its Crima. the er makes it racist
>mad
>issue
Bro, it's like you people are npcs that can only understand programed scenarios. We are making fun of a failed game made by hacks
Who is this "we"? Can I get a discord invite as well pls?
You'd have to ask the crimers or trannies if you wanted a discord link, we're elsewhere
>Who is this "we"?
People ITT, you schizophrenic homosexual
>gimme a discord so i can hang out with this thread just like i do with my troony friends
lmao
dude who made it works at sweet baby
I'm not, I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
>heres that Tales Of game you always wanted son
>a gem of a human experience
why that dude got turd on him bald
>no 10s
Are they ummm racist?
That means it’s a 3/10 without the poc
>another pink and purple blackamoor game I've never heard of that j*urnos love and nobody else wants to play
Is this another sweet baby rays game or does it only look like it?
>feelings but black people
That homies lookin zesty
He's lookin super zesty.
not gay and crippled enough too white
>A gem of a human experience
You're not speaking the language straight men, i.e. the vast fricking majority of gamers, respond to positively. The dude looks soft and there's homosexual bisexual lighting everywhere. Looks like a dinosaur or something left a hard shit on the top of his head.
>add anime girls
>get sales
>add negorids
>lose sales
How can I feel sorry for these devs when they actively sabotage their own games?
>IGN Spain
Lol, imagine the marketing team looking for local branch reviews to scavenge an 8/10 for the ad.
Well atleast it was his own thing instead of this character being inserted into another series
Yeah, but if only they keep at making their own shitty games that are bound to flop.
>EA original
Omg keke
https://www.ea.com/en-au/games/tales-of-kenzera/zau
>burnt pepperoni for a nipple
ZESTY AS FRICK
ywnbag
>a love letter to gaming
>a tour de force
>the game we need right now
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT STELLAR BLADE, NOT LOSE TO IT.
Why does he have birthing hips?
The story is shallow and main character and other characters don't have personality. Also the character is sexualized since goes mostly nude fighting.
Why couldn't we have a gigahomie instead of this zesty looking twink?
Oh that's why.
If this game was like GoW pre the norse homosexualry spinoffs, It wouldn't be hard to sell it.
I love to see woke shit bomb.
This isn't even woke shit. It's a guy paying tribute to his culture.
Then why was SBI hired?
>Then why was SBI hired?
ESG loans are pretty much free money, and a pre-requisite to getting ESG loans is hiring a consultancy firm like SBI as proof that you at least made an effort to make your product adhere to the DEI initiative. Ironically it's not enough to have the wokest, blackest, most inclusive game ever, you have to have proof in writing by hiring consultancy firms because the suits dolling out ESG money don't know or care to know a damn thing about your product, they delegate that to the consultancy firms. SBI couldn't have contributed much to a game like this, but they got hired anyway, because they're a necessary evil.
Journalists made an article recently about how a RE5 remake would be racist. You need to pay the racket if you want to make these kind of games without cancel pigs crying about it
Funny part about this is that virtually no black person thinks RE5 is racist so they would be wasting money. I bet they wasted money here for a sensitivity reading on a game nobody is going to buy. If this shit ain't a grift, then I don't know what is.
>guy hired a consultation firm to make sure his own culture was accurate
SBI ruins the dialogue of every game they work on. I think that's important
>the progressive that knows english is paying tribute to his culture by making a million dollar videogame instead of lifting his country out of poverty
how am I supposed to take this seriously
>You can lift a whole country out of poverty with the budget of a game
lol
Absolutely not. These people are always sanitizing browns and making out that there was absolutely nothing wrong before whitey came along.
That's something literally every culture does.
His culture is trash
your right we need more viking games, all the vikings games, get that haircut on a male white guy which is their version of the killmonger cut (even black people are sick of that shit.)
>This isn't even woke shit.
get lost shill, this guy is Sweet Baby plant. He literally started one of his other companies with a similar name with SBI founders and one of their writers.
So he's hiring his own firm? Again, what's the issue?
>start a grifting company
>start another game company that uses the grifting company
money laundering at it's finest
>literally named the protagonist after himself
I'm no Frog, but I'm pretty sure Bebe Sucre means Baby Sugar which is even closer to Sweet Baby than "Secret Baby".
bébé sucre means sugar baby
yeah they failed with translation
homie doesnt know what a sugar babe is
>secret baby
They sure love babies
>They straight up admitted they are pedophiles
Are they stupid?
yeah they're stupid but a protected class so they can pretty much say what they want
So trannies are extremely moronic?
yes
if a rando twitter screencap told you that blacks are proven to be 10% smarter than whites, youd accept it at face value the way you're doing with this one, yeah?
Cry more troon you are useful idiots for the system
so thats a yes, then?
Yes you are extremely moronic
trannies being total morons is more believable than the outrageous shit you just said
trannies are always moronic. Its why they are trannies. Like people with downs. You will never meet a mentally well troony.
and they're trying to make others extremely moronic with them
Who the frick made puberty blocker?
At least trans people are smart enough to make games, chuddies like you just cry on social media while living in their flyover outbacks with nought even a high school diploma.
YWNBAW
Everyone you know hates you
Funny because everything they 'made' is just terrible copy/paste of legacy code
>is just terrible copy/paste
just like the act of transition itself
pedophiles are statistically known to have a low IQ, after all.
Why else do you think they try so hard to be accept, even though only other pedos like them (and even then, half the time they're trying to rat each other out)
No wonder Ganker is filled with morons
bahahahahaha
Almost as if homosexuals are a large part of the pedophile racket or something. I hate living in clown world where most of these shitheads are taken seriously.
A culture that didnt invent the wheel until people with shoes set foot in their country and outright showed them how.
>You will play as ze Black person
Nah
Black person culture is as fictional as wakanda.
Producer is actually the owner of one of the pedophile companies adjacent to SBI, named "Sugar baby". Why is it all about babies with these gays? Because they're pedophiles.
The sob story about ze poor Black person wanting to honor his Black person dad is complete fabrication, this is the modern slop of gaming with art that looks straight out of tumblr.
Shut the frick up, moron.
>BABA!
>BABA PLS!
>WE DO NOT WANT THIS SICKNESS!
sick culture, bro.
You make me sick!
>made by someone who literally works for SBI
>not woke shit
Pick one and only one.
Then his culture should be supporting him and his vision by buying the game. But then aren't.
if you're talking about brits (since that's actually where he was born and raised) they'll likely be buying fifa for the 9th time
Clearly talking about whatever the frick this game is aping. Nice try tho
>It's a guy paying tribute to his culture.
Why do a African man needs a Canadian consult company to make a good representation of African culture?
Because they have to tick boxes for funding
because californian devs were too expensive, prease andastandu
>"Make your own games!"
>African guy does just that
>You still have autistic fit
I'd love a soulsborne style game set in Africa but at this rate it'd probably just be shot down before it even starts
Too late bro. That would have been the noble stance before the mass pozzening.
>African guy does just that
>the black panther-not game was a White Savior Production under the hood
LMAO at the guy at the bottom right. That's potion seller-level of deformity.
You do not understand. They are all South African! :^)
>w-we're just Africans spreading the love of African culture!!!
Um, leftysisters, our response?
>black actor spends money to make the studio
>hires mostly white people
lol
>actually considered getting this game
>EA
>Sweet baby
>denuvo
>not even a black majority team
Fricking wow, I was wondering why the frick a black guy would even need SBI consultation for anything since I thought it was a largely black team but now I see why.
Jason Schreier cried about that other studio being mostly white. But this one making an african game is ok. This bullshit has always been about finding excuses to fire people who disagree with you politically
look at this amazing african level designer
> decide to make Black person game
>can't find enough nigs who can even make a shitty indie game
>have to hire whitey to save the day
>EA
Name 3 ways soulsborne in africa could be more interesting than in medieval europe.
They can't.
I constantly hear this hit even from rightoids
>I WOULD LOVE GAME SET IN AFRICA WITH AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY, IT WOULD BE SO COOL BECAUSE NINE MADE GAMES ABOUT IT
No they don't give a shit, everyone knows it but has to pretend it will be as cool
>>I WOULD LOVE GAME SET IN AFRICA WITH AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY, IT WOULD BE SO COOL BECAUSE NINE MADE GAMES ABOUT IT
>No they don't give a shit, everyone knows it but has to pretend it will be as cool
I want an African immersive sim like Kingdom Come Deliverance, but with voodoo and eating babies to cure diseases.
People just want games in their own culture but they refuse to make them themselves because they know they'll flop. It's like that group of latinx that are constantly asking for souls games with shitty aztec culture.
>It's like that group of latinx that are constantly asking for souls games with shitty aztec culture.
I never heard their grumbling, but I've definitely heard some people asking for an Asscreed game set during the spanish conquest of the Americas, which sounds more rad the more I think about it.
I'm white as frick and Aztec Souls would be rad
But obviously most western devs would frick it up completely
I want to make an AssCreed clone about my own culture but the problem is I don't have 100 million dollars funding...
Admittedly, playing as a Black person running around a dying shopping mall would be interesting.
I'm not black
You dont need a 100 million dollar funding to make a game you stupid mongrel. don't believe the AAA meme, most of that money gets embezzled anyway.
Black folk steal, the sky is blue. There's no getting through to them, anon.
Oh yeah, let's see all those indie asscreed clones then such as
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and
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and great
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Right?
Learn to code and spend years on your project, Black person. that's literally all there is to it. if you're too lazy and demoralised to do it then simply own up to it and quit.
>Different aesthetic
>Voodoo magic
>Getting to chuck spears at Black folk
to chuck spears at Black folk
Unfortunately having a black throwing spears is a big no-no, even if a thematically black warrior using a spear and zulu shield would be kino as frick.
I did a zulu spearchucker build in Elden Ring and it was kino
shielded advances, guard pokes, disgusting guard counter damage, launching spears into peoples faces, shit was great
>Voodoo magic
That's Carribean culture, not continental African. All the cool black mysticism and rituals have catholic influences, the continental stuff is just lame aesop-tier fables and folk medicine. The french really drove the fear of God and Evil into their slaves, and it's why voodoo feels like a perversion of life that will monkey paw you into damnation if you're not careful.
Purely based on the fact there's 20 soulsborne clones in europe it'd be interesting based on the new skin alone. Unless Zanzibart forgive me Knight number 57 still gets you excited
>Look mom I did the meme to the Ganker
>not buying a game is an autistic fit
might have more to do with it being an EA game that probably sold better on its home platform and/or consoles
NOOOOO CHUD THIS IS SMALL INDIE PASSION PROJECT
>denuvo
>ea
these troons are not even trying
doubting I'm buying a game this year. Maybe KCD2 if it comes out in 2024.
what about stalker 2?
are the developers still alive? did they not get drafted to fight the russians?
They moved to Prague
oh thank god
Why did you take a0ww photo of the screen?
fricking captcha shit
Was that Game Awards trailer the only ad it had? I don't remember seeing it anywhere else
Phoneposting moron.
sweet baby trash
I almost want to buy it to prove I'm not an alt right nutjob but I don't give a frick about metroidvanias.
Spending money to prove a political point
This, I'd rather replay Super Metroid for the millionth time, nothing comes close anyway.
I like Metroidvanias and this one looks fine I've just got other things on my todo list but I'll probably get around to it eventually.
prove it by letting your wive have sex with other men
oh but you don't have a wive 😉
You can donate me to prove youre a good goy.
You don't wanna be one of those nazis right?
That is the insecurity which rattles every wokescold deep down
I wanted to prove I wasn't a leftist homosexual so I bought Stellar Blade
>muh heckin alt right boogeyman
lmao do redditors really
Prove? To who? Why do you think anyone gives a frick about your opinion on a fricking video game?
oof
Bro who gives a frick? I swear there's one person who keeps making threads about this game bombing and I don't understand why
>I don't understand why
he looks like a bloody legend
i miss when it was really australian shitposters and not what we have now
Game actually isn't too bad. Solid 8/10
Indie side-scrollers are a dime a dozen these days and consumers are getting smarter; no longer fooled by quirky aesthetics or art style. If the game isn't polished as frick or doing something new or highly sought-after from consumers, then most people move on.
>How come this game that most people never heard "flopped"
It's almost like this game was barely marketed at all and EA much like other publishers are really shit at advertising their smaller games
>BUT MUH GAME AWARDS
Showcasing your game at gaming events mean jack shit if you don't constant reinforce your game for the consumer to develop a sense of mindshare towards your product. Why do you think Dragon's Dogma 2 sold so freaking well in the first place? Also do you know what I've realized? Most successful indie typically provide free demos for feedback, kickstarter campaigns, early access, and/or ign previews to get word which this game did neither of those things. I wouldn't be surprised if Antonblast ends up being a million seller for its charisma presentation and giving free demos for people to try. Zau's numbers doesn't really have to do with polhomosexualry and everything to do with it being the great A example of how not to launch an indie title.
Oh don't kid yourself about consumer intelligence when the same demo ritualistic buys the usual SEACOW slop every now and then. Polish can sometimes not even be a factor due to how normalized broken launches/early access games are with them still biting the line. You are right about the highly-sought concept though.
They paid consulting firm millions and they couldn't advertise game for shit
>Tales of Kenzera (TM): Zau
What a shit title
>magenta
Shan't
DEI really just is code for the n-word isn't it?
will become a dirty word soon enough
Not necessarily equivalent, but Black folk are top-scoring for DEI points.
DEI is worse than the Black person word imo
you misspelled crimeR
Took you long enough.
Frick DEIs
Yes
DEY Black person NAO?
fricking crimers trying to steal the term from all other races and ethnicities by having it apply to only Black folk
DEI is just another progressive Trojan horse for scammers. Look how quickly BLM was swept under the rug after the leader bought a mansion and ran off with the money. All these new progressive concepts are just scammers trying to get paid.
I was looking at oddly cheap condos in my city’s midtown area and when I saw the word DEI on their website, I noped out so fast. Two red flags
C word
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You can say Black person here, Black person.
I’ve been banned multiple times for saying Black person including from /misc/. Fricking Black person mods
Man this is why no one takes you people seriously literally screaming about woke and esg any time you see a Black person in a video game it's impossible to debate anyone like this in good faith and anyone with legitimate complaints gets drowned out by morons.
this is the natural result of deliberately supressing any dissenting opinion to "the message" over the last 20 years
It sucks, but it's the way it had to be
We have evidence of them hiring a consultation firm whose main goal is to make games woke. You hypocrite homosexual
Don't ever use empire if dust meme again
>posts a reaction image from a documentary about africans being lazy useless drones that even the chinese are tired of dealing with while pillaging their country
Even the chinks hate the utter laziness of Black folk
The irony of your post is so thick it could be your mom's ass, check the source of your reaction images next time, dork.
Zesty!
>people today would be denied the awesomeness of Grim Fandango because of the taint of bullshit like this
Can you pint me SBI involvement in Grim Fandango development?
SBI was an outsourcing firm who did bullshit work nobody else wanted to do
The only people who got mad at them were the people who wouldnt have bought the video games anyway, most of the games they were involved in that sucked wasn't their fault
you dumb mother fricker grim fandango is from 1998
>most of the games they were involved in that sucked wasn't their fault
they tell devs to make white characters black you fricking moron
>most of the games they were involved in that sucked wasn't their fault
So SBI is involved with dozen games and every single one coincidentally sucks but not because of SBI
The big one that people cared about, Suicide Squad, sucked ass because its a live service game with a forced story made to be a live service multiplayer game despite the studio being a single player action studio
WB wanted money so did everything in their power (listened to marketing department) to make what the kids want (fortnite but harley quinn and later DLC Joker)
nobody cared about suicide squad
SBI CEO gave a speech saying game developers must be threaten into adding to games what SBI wants or face consequences. Strange how every defender keeps talking about Suicide Squad when every single game SBI touches is shit
Suicide Squad story sucks but literally who would care about a crappy story with great gameplay
Rocksteady didnt make great gameplay and were forced into a live service model which pissed off their entire fanbase before the game released
>let's talk about SBI CEO using literal mafia tactics against developers
>SUICIDE SQUAD, TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD PLEASE TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD
>let's talk about dozen other flops SBI was involved in
>SUICIDE SQUAD, TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD PLEASE TALK ABOUT SUICIDE SQUAD
The owner of SBI describes her company as an extortion racket anon
what consultation form isnt a racket
Holy frick an actual bot in action.
A real person would have realised the trap and tried to deflect, but you plowed on head first because Rajesh didn’t program you with the ability to adapt
GF would be considered problematic these days because all the latino characters are WHITE skeletons.
>68 in game
I was okay with watching the trailer.
Then it became exceedingly obvious they were desperately showing off the black people that worked on this game for brownie points.
Then I saw it was EA.
And then I saw it had Denuvo.
They clearly never wanted my money.
>287 all time peak
keep your sweet baby shit off of Ganker homosexual
im honestly fricking amazed it almost hit 300.
wait
how many people work at the studio?
about 300
That got me good.
Lmao
>20$ for the game
>maybe 300 copies sold
Hey! that's like 6000$ MONEY IN THE BANK!
>SBI INSIDER
You commissioned a few new ones?
we all did, taxpayer dollars went into the pockets of the NGO thinktank that spawned it
>that list
OY VEY, ANTISEMITE!
>Abubakar Salim
A shame upon this man for doing this work for the devil. Absolutely haram and excommunication worthy.
>secret baby
why are all these homosexuals obsessed with babies?
is this some kind of code?
DENUVO
they really fricked themselves greedy woke fricks
Why would they bother putting drm on this game? Doesn't that cost thousands of dollars?
I doubt most people would even bother pirating this shit.
damn, they made kirikou 2?
man I hope the game industry focuses their narratives around 300 ass wipes. that'll surely make them rich
Finkbucks split 300 ways is probably pretty good actually, yea.
losing profits is the new way
who cares
shit out a game
close up shop
make another company
get more finkbucks
why do you think they got rid of no-compete? so the rats can scurry easier when the ship sinks
I care I'm tired of this shit
so what if youre tired of it
like they literally told people a few years ago
You(Gamers) are not the target audience anymore.
>people laughed at this
did they lie tho?
>a few years ago
Marxism has been a plague on humanity for decades
>You(Gamers) are not the target audience anymore.
Doesn't look like anybody is
>Is that a Black person in MY VIDEO GAMES?
black people are the new whites
Literally me, gas yourself rabbi
>futile rage over a fat ugly bastard defiling what they held sacred and then getting away Scott free
It’s just like my Chinese cartoons
I'm supposed to feel... what, exactly? This is the first time I've EVER heard of this game.
Looks like a generic metroidvania. Maybe i'll play it eventually.
>I'm going to install Spyware on my pc hehe
>anon finishes typing this from his computer which most likely runs on Windows
jokes on you. I'm a homosexual posting on my phone 5 feet away from my pc
>Woke dev got funding from a woke publisher to make a woke original game
As someone who is not a terminally online pol Nazi moron I still don't know what I'm suppose to be mad about.
you'll be mad when they frick up your favorite games
There's never been a game ruined by 'wokeness'
Theres MANY games that have been ruined by inexperienced teams, uncaring or unskilled management, pressure from executives to make it more profitable, shifting of properties between companies unfamiliar with the IPs, freelancers having to undo/redo work of laid off staff
please verify email
>theres never been a game ruined by 'wokeness'
mother fricker theres a Hardspace Shipbreaker thread in the catalogue right now.
Saints row reboot. They could've tried to bring back the feeling of saints row 1 and 2, but instead they decided that they're "grown up" now and that the previous games were LE BAD & they have to be better now. So they made shitty GTA with Big Bang Theory writing and "humor", only to crash and burn instantly.
literally the developer got bought out by an investment firm and gutted its staff, it was put out to make a quick buck before gutting the studio
Forspoken
>Theres MANY games that have been ruined by inexperienced teams, uncaring or unskilled management, pressure from executives to make it more profitable, shifting of properties between companies unfamiliar with the IPs, freelancers having to undo/redo work of laid off staff
This is wokeness, stop your moronation
don't reply to bots with real responses
the awful MJ sections in spiderman are there just to include woman
MJ looks like a troony though
>There's never been a game ruined by 'wokeness'
How disingenuous
YWNBAW
>There's never been a game ruined by 'wokeness'
Are you okay pozanon? usually you can lie less blatantly than this.
who gives a frick. You're clearly a fricking troony weirdo so play it if you want.
well deserved get fricked
>black gamers don't play our games because they don't want to play as white games
>This is ok and devs need to blackwash playable characters
>white gamers don't play our games because they don't want to play as black characters
>This is considered to be racist, xenophobic, chuddy and white supremacist behavior
Why is this allowed?
Anon, where the frick have you been during the last 10 years? Blackgays whining at how they hate playing as white men was always an extremely common complaint
>Quit noticing goyim!
>232 all time peak
lmao
Woke terrorists are committing act of terrorism again.
*Anti-woke
>Game is laced with DRM
Let me get this straight, EA is willingly publishing this $20 indie title only to pay an expensive monthly subscription to keep nonexistent pirates from tampering the game? Even if this game was a big success they're still losing millions off this shit for no reason and didn't bother to put that money in marketing it either lol
>denuvo
they could pay people to play their shit and they would refuse yet their afraid that someone might pirate it
lol lmao even
will the Black person who promoted the game at GA cry a second time?
I wouldn't care either way about the game, but marketing like that is repulsive
they know who their audience is
>just TRY this game maybe you'll like it despite everything
>oh and btw I just put Denuvo in this game so you can't TRY it you have to BUY it :^)
an actual african mythology game would be wild, they have some crazy shit over there
but the morals of like half of their myths are "everything bad is a woman's fault" or "and that's why it's okay we enslaved the neighbours" so it probably wouldn't go over well
I don't wanna play a black person regardless of if a actual Black person made it or not
>Game with non white protag
>Woke
>Game with any setting outside Europe or USA
>Woke
Good lord can you gays just kys already.
moronic cat
I mean, that's what those words mean on Ganker. This isn't new. You kys
>game dev hires extortion racket whose sole goal as a company is to make gay Black folk that alienate everyone who isn't a gay Black person
>wtf why don't people like gay Black person zestmaxing edition
>what are japanese games?
Room temperature IQ
nopony said that THOUGH
>tranimal poster
pottery
stonetoss is a nazi
No one likes israeli culture.
Why is he a nazi again?
>Woke
Boo
>None-woke
Boo again
Wtf do you guys like?
Compaining
You're trying to cater to me now? get on your knees and starts sucking.
honestly I just like complaining 2bh its pretty fun
>Its on the list
Yikes thats a no from me dog
https://deidetected.com/
The reason why lefties never make games based on the myriad of African cultures is that they actively hate history and culture, and the recognition of its uniqueness is anathema to their goals. The purpose of shoving in minorities into euro-merican culture is a tool of genocidal cultural erasure on both ends.
It feels like anyone who would be interested in this game either never heard of it or just played the new Prince of Persia
This is literally the first time I've heard of this game. It being a fresh IP is a good thing. As long as they're not messing with an established IP, Sweet baby can do whatever the frick they want. Artificial hate thread.
You don't blend in
So explain to me what's so bad about this game? Some black dude wants to make a game about black dude in africa, and that's bad? Use your big words.
It's all so tiresome
The boss of the studio is some black dude. If he thinks it's a good idea to hire a gallery of soi devs, that's on him. Again, as long as it doesn't affect any of the games I care about, he can hire as much anthropomorphized soi as he wants, no skin off my teeth.
ahem
Why are you guys so mean over some literal who game?
Posting and then collecting screencaps to prove that sweet baby detractors are just actual pointless haters, I guess.
It's morally correct to shit on:
>Games with Denuvo
>Games involved with Sweet Baby Inc
>Games from EA
And it has all three.
Nah, at this point you're just stomping on somebody who's already on the ground, considering the game already flopped. If you ACTUALLY gave a shit about this sweet baby shit, you wouldn't want to look like a petty cowardly b***h.
Nah frick that stomp until it's dead then laugh
The whole reason people shit on SBI so hard is because they’re a very visible example of the market being bypassed, which is one of the few things that normalgays have actually noticed these days.
Basic concepts such as demand and supply are understood by people that aren’t moronic, so pointing out that a company responsible for repeatedly losing money is still getting work helps get their head around the fact it’s not an organic result of the market.
In that case, you've picked a particularly low hanging fruit I guess.
>you can’t just point out an obvious example to highlight the point! Thats not fair!
You are one of the most pathetically blatant concern trolls I have ever seen in action.
I’d have to work to be this shit at it without coming across as false flagging.
>at this point you're just stomping on somebody who's already on the ground
Yes, that's exactly what we're doing,. Are you new here? Join in on the lynching or frick off.
yeah anon I've watched that video too
We both know how you act towards games that appeal to us, schlomo.
>it's an authentic african experience
>made by white people
i thought lefties said this was a bad thing
>>it's an authentic african experience
I don't see the chinks lording over local blackies in the game.
>See it got a article on BBC website with some quotes
>'Can Tales of Kenzera: Zau unlock a new world of video game stories?'
>It was amazing to see him up there," says Annabel Ashalley-Anthony. "We don't get to see that very often."
>Annabel the founder of Melanin Gamers, which advocates for more inclusivity in the industry
>But the sight of a black creator at The Game Awards - often referred to as the Oscars of the industry
>"It's definitely the Black Panther of gaming," she says
And not a single word about gameplay
>>But the sight of a black creator at The Game Awards - often referred to as the Oscars of the industry
They really do just parade them around and treat them like fashion accessories.
These people are so fricking corny and transparent it's just unbelievable how they pretend it's this super amazing thing when no one gives a frick and won't change anything.
>Melanin Gamers
Why their company names always sound like a Ganker shitpost? It reminds me of GaymerX
>And not a single word about gameplay
bruh
I saw endless amount of Sexer Blade threads in past few month but all I know is that
1. SEXSEXSEX
2. SEXSEXSEX
3. oh right, SEXSEXSEX was censored because lol
99. oh and game have souls combat or whatever, who cares
You rarely see shills bring gameplay up if at all but this is actually good way to spot ongoing shill campaigns, they always have 1 or 2 things they focus on and that's it.
Funny, you've also described the basic Ganker poster. They too don't discuss gameplay.
What does this guy know about Africa?
Literal who Crimer has a Wikipage lmao toasted site
he probably knows more about Africa than most Americans do about Europe
White people don't matter but also this game failed because white people didn't buy it you racists!
Psyop thread
Crimer thread
No, really, you need to actually explain what's so bad about this game. Otherwise I'll think the troony brigade is behind it all, once again.
>Otherwise I'll think the troony brigade is behind it all, once again.
or, maybe there are racists on Ganker. hard to believe i know.
See, the "racists" wouldn't call themselves racists, which makes this even more sus because they would have an actual justification for hating some random flop game.
Now these are actual reasons. Somehow, nobody else mentioned any of them. Still, this doesn't have anything to do with sweet baby specifically.
>Nothing to do with SBI
See #2
Do you actually think the reason why sweet baby is being criticized is that their dialogue is too long? For real?
One of the reasons they get criticized is because their dialogue sucks
Which, LIKE I SAID, isn't sweet baby specific.
That's just millenial writing as a whole sucking. Since you don't appear to actually understand the reasons why sweet baby is bad, why are you hating on this game that already flopped? What's your angle here?
We understand don't worry, continue seething
You "understand", but apparently absolutely cannot even begin to explain. I see. Actual psy op thread.
Not spoon-feeding homosexuals
See, the reason why lefties are so bad at pretending to be right wing is because they can't actually empathize with any of their view points. The reason you can't explain is because you don't understand any of it. Why you troons are now brigading a literally lmao0sales game is beyond me, though.
Nice try homosexual
Are you scared that you might screw up and give yourself away or something? Don't be a pussy.
Your seethe is good enough.
>the writing consultation firm has nothing to do with the writing
Pathetic damage control
Believe me, you don't need to hire sweet baby to get dogshit millenial writing. See any of the treehouse games, gearbox games, an endless litany of games in the past 10 years.
Because its Inconsequential
>Still, this doesn't have anything to do with sweet baby specifically.
SBI is a writing and dialogue consultation firm
Such firms should not exist, studios already hire writers for their games. It's completely dystopian to have a secondary body that proof read everything put into media to ensure it's safe for the public, it's no better than what fricking China does except it's entirely voluntary.
I was sort of looking forward to it, a metroidvania with an african aesthetic seemed neat.
I hadn't realized it was published by EA which would have been a red flag, I tried the demo and
1) It ran pretty badly and felt janky
2) There was too much inconsequential waffling
I don't mind games having story and dialogue, but they need to be paced and dosed appropriately. The writing also kind of sucked.
The demo was only available during one of those Steam events, maybe it'll become available again this June for the next one.
Nah
SBI detected DEI detected nuff said go get spoonfed by your mom not Ganker
Screenshots I saw looked like a lazy 2.5D metroidvania with zero artistic style to it.
I would give zero fricks even if it wasn't another piece of media existing purely to fetishize Black folk.
maybe if they hired actual black people it wouldn't be bland
>Due to all the diversity hire the games barely works and will not run on most machines with frequent crashes but you do get a free packet of fried chicken seasoning with every purchase
Diversity hires don't make games.
Wasnt this game made by a black dude? Why does a black dude need woke consultation from sweet baby inc?
see
that's why
Once again this proves that black people do not buy and play games, yet they are still pandered too
>Some literal who indie game with barely any marketing attached is supposed to be the rule of this
Holy delusional
gotta add it to the list
Most of this slop had way bigger problems with them than one measly factor you're suggesting. Personally idrc about this dime-a-dozen indie title but you're bias for glossing over what was really wrong with those titles. I'm sure you'll post more pictures but it won't really sway a thing so happy seething.
Join the..ack!
We had a black guy in our shared living dorm during college who setup a PS4 with several fighting and sports games on display, he never once touched the fricking thing. Any attempt to talk about games showed that he had no idea what he was talking about.
That isn't a black thing, it's just a normie thing. NPCs will buy a box because it's like supporting a sports team for them, just like many sports team fans never watch or go to any games of.
I'm a simple man. I see black protagonist; I don't buy the game
>t.
>Don't hire white people at your company
>Right wing nutters get mad at you
>Do hire white people at your company
>Right wing nutters get mad at you
have a nice day
Is there a sus in this strip? The backgrounds are almost identical, so I'd expect it to be on the characters, but I don't see it.
the pupils?
Maybe if the protagonist looked like an actual African Shaman and not some American mulatto gender ambiguous thing.
i'd rather they make it about modern africans
>white people willingly getting paid for working on a game is woke now
Are Sweet baby pedophile?
>sweet baby
>sugar baby
>baby ghosts
you do the math. They're all in on it.
They sure do love Baby
Yes
Another stinker from the blick poopoo community
>Here's your protagonist bro
>the consequences of little Nas X and his rise in popularity among the black youths
Tupac was a gay too
I dunno why but black flamming gays/troons never fail to make me laugh.
Reminder that you are racist for not playing this game because of it's association with a racist company. Because shut up that's why!
a less gay game should lift the aesthetics of egungun costumes and ivory coast shit in general. African SMT or something of that caliber would have a lot of source material to draw from if somebody who really cared took a crack at it.
I don't understand.
Why didn't all the blacks buy it to support their culture?
blacks are too busy lusting for that korean booty game
>ass bad
>you are gay or Black person for liking tight, decently shaped asses
You forgot to post your pornhub statistics pic, homosexual.
>ass bad
>you are gay or Black person for liking tight, decently shaped asses
how did you jump to that conclusion? i like the game too
>blacks
>buying
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
For as much as they spout about how proud they are of their culture, most ultimately don't give a shit or know shit and spout about it for the sake of look important. These are the same people that buy PS5 not for good games or exclusives, but because having one is like a status symbol for them.
>muh blacks
I don't care. It's actually appropriate in this game because they actually tried to make a new game about themselves instead of stealing someone else's work.
The problem is, it's blatantly obvious that these people have no interest in games, only to push their agenda and destroy the work of others.
You can't do that with this game so it's not on their radar.
Should've outsourced their character designs to the Japs.
fraid so
So...is the game good?
>tranime
Yurika is so best girl she transcends anime, also anime website.
You're on an anime board you absolute tourist homosexual.
no it's a mongolian tapestry board homosexual
There's an anime about Mongolian tapestry making, which makes anime the prevailing theme once again. I rest my case.
Ofc not
Did you see the freaks
making it, you fricking idiot?
That doesn't answer the question, polgay
Tolerance for Black person shit is dying as israeli control wanes
Uh oh don't go noticing
I mean, it's nice that you're all so well informed about the cultural warfare that's been going on for 10 years now.
But none of you have explained what this game that hasn't been mentioned on Ganker before has to do with it. At best, you're wasting everybody's time. Which makes this feel like some sort of slide thread.
Another SBI flop for the list
>But none of you have explained what this game that hasn't been mentioned on Ganker before has to do with it
The developer is trying to associate pointing out DEI shit with hating blacks while the reality is that he is literally a current SBI employee. Not only is SBI involved with consulting for it, but they might as well have released the game themselves with how close the ties are.
Noone is giving you an explanation, moron. It's obvious for anyone a Crimer or troony
Not a*
>none of you have explained
are you moronic or something, go to steam and youtube and watch for yourself
> slide thread.
get lost you fricking low quality shill, you don't even know what that means
Now you know the truth: Ganker is a porn shitposting den that's nothing more than a political outrage soapbox and Twitter farm.
It looked cool but I saw SBI and Noped out
The guy behind this game developed it as his way to honor his late father and that's so admirable that I bought it despite not being a Metroidvania fan. The demo was alright though so I'll probably enjoy the full game enough.
Amazing to witness shills shilling Black person shills in real time.
I feel bad for the creator/developer because he seemed like a really cool and kind person, and I think he put his whole being into the game, even mentioned Golden Sun at the Game Awards.
Another failure form sweetbabystink but I digress it is what it is
I'M GONNA SAY A C WORD
>beefing with an indie game published by EA (also free on playstation gamepass) because it's easy to claim Victory even the though the game is doing fine
here is a reality check about 2023
>woke
>woke
>??
>woke
>woke?
>woke
>woke
>woke
>woke
>woke
and no, a game with lgbtq and non whites in 1800s england doesn't become non woke because trannies hate it (the game also has trannies)
>All legacy IP
The next installments will ace the gay shit if DEI detected keeps killing games and studios
also doing better than ever, you forgot that part
Yes the world population is at all time high indeed
and all of them seem to be fine with DEI, minus the vocal minority that doesn't actually play videogames
Ignorance is bliss and more of them are waking up every day. The real minority are the ones pushing DEI who actually don't play or buy games, see: this threads topic
see
keep living in La La Land where every single game that doesn't hit 500k concurrent players is a flop
the game didnt even hit 500 players
yes it is doing fine, your armchair market analysis doesn't change that, steam numbers has never and will never be a metric of success, especially when the game is on PS+
>especially when the game is on PS+
You literally just said that the game is free in PS+. If it's free, how are they gaining any money?
Do you think PS+ is a charity you fricking moron? how do you think games on gamepass make money you dumb c**t?
>how do you think games on gamepass make money you dumb c**t?
No one is fricking subscribing to PS+ to get this game. You are the dumb c**t here.
No one you're not baiting right now, you can't possibly think this is how games on gamepass make money, do you think it's a charity you fricking moron?
Hey dumb Black person, respond to my post here
mind explaining it to us or you don't know either?
>Do you think PS+ is a charity you fricking moron?
You seem to think so. You said earlier than it's free on PS+. Please explain how the devs are getting money from this game being on PS+ aside from the cash injection they already got from Sony years ago to develop this game.
they get an initial fee, and then extra money for every download, it's literally the most basic business model you braindead moron
And how many downloads have there been on PS+ of this game?
more than enough to make the game a success, it's literally impossible to flop when your game is a on a subscription service unless it's an insane budget
>more than enough to make the game a success
Give me a number and tell me how you know.
the game came out yesterday dumbass, i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday and subscription services are guaranteed success
stop coping you moronic turd it's a flop
that's a big team for an "indie" game
Hades was made by 25 people, Cuphead was made by 30, why make moronic statements when you can just look up shit
>Hades was made by 25 people
37k peak, 4.8k currently playing
>Cuphead was made by 30
19k peak, 1.9k currently playing
>zau made by 35
287 peak, 79 currenyly playing
why make moronic statements when you can just look up shit
disingenuous way of comparing success, those games were MASSIVELY successful even by AAA standards, on average indie games don't make it past Zau numbers
So you have absolutely no clue how it's doing. Got it.
>the game came out yesterday dumbass, i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday
you sure sound like you were born yesterday
>i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday
Are you 100% sure? You sound like a dumb Black person who was actually born yesterday.
>subscription services are guaranteed success
Completely untrue.
Interesting, what happened to forspoken
>subscription services are guaranteed success
you are a moronic turd
try using google
moron
Try not being bongpoor
>i know it's doing fine because i wasn't born yesterday and subscription services are guaranteed success
You are an employee of this company attempting to do damage control, aren't you?
The game has a budget in the millions
>Your armchair market analysis
>300 concurrent players and PlAyStAtIoN + money dudes
it's a flop you moron
cope moron
less than 300 players is an absolute disaster for a game made by a large team
even if it was made by one guy it wouldnt be good
>large team
it's 20 people
35 that are on linkedin
>it's 20 people
There's 35 on LinkedIn and there's always a couple of employees who doesn't have a LinkedIn account. It's likely more like 40 at the very minimum.
>doesn't hit 500k concurrent
it doesn't even hit 5 HUNDRED concurrent players
shovel knight sold 3 million copies and didn't even hit 3k players on steam, steam numbers has never and will never be a metric of success
Shovel Knight is a decade old and sold under 200k copies in 2014 on pc you moron
>3k concurrent players max
>287 concurrent players max
Oh yeah, literally the same lmao
On that list, the only DEI-like games would be maybe Hogwarts Legacy(1 troony + blacks and browns in 1800) and Spider-Man 2(Black person Morales).
wow you're actually extremely out of touch if you think D4, CoD, jedi survivor, and fifa aren't extremely DEI
>wow you're actually extremely out of touch if you think D4, CoD, jedi survivor, and fifa aren't extremely DEI
Go ahead and tell me what's DEI-like about D4, CoD, Jedi Survivor and FIFA. Just because they have like 1-2 black people in them(FIFA aside, obviously) does not make them DEI games.
>even the though the game is doing fine
287 peak players, 3 days ago. 65 players as of writing this post.
that's perfectly fine, the studio has less than 20 employees and the game is low budget, this and PS+ numbers are more than good enough
you are a moron
>that's perfectly fine
It's not. Stop being a dishonest moron. Their team has 35 people on LinkedIn, and if we assume that a few of the employees don't have a LinkedIn profile, then let's say they are 40-45 employees. The game has taken them 4 years to develop. They are based in London.
This company is about to be fricking shut down because they can't pay their employees and the rent.
>even the though the game is doing fine
it's a massive flop moron
see
keep being delusional
keep being delusional moron it's a flop
I didn't even know this game was a thing until now. And im willing to bet the few progressives that actually buy things didn't either.
Where water turns to wine learned this lesson the hard way years ago. Get woke go broke is a reality.
Even if there was no baby inc or whatever I'm not buying a crimer "culture" game
>Search "zest"
>Only 6 results
My homies failed me...
>average salary for a software developer is $100k/year
>20 people
>development 5 years
moron thinks this isn't a massive flop
where the frick do you live where a software dev makes 100k a year on average
ill do it for you, here's data from the U.S. BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS
>medium pay of $130,160 per year
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/computer-and-information-technology/software-developers.htm#:~:text=Pay%20About%20this%20section&text=$101%2C800-,The%20median%20annual%20wage%20for%20software%20developers%20was%20$132%2C270%20in,percent%20earned%20more%20than%20$164%2C520.&text=99%2C840-,Most%20software%20developers%2C%20quality%20assurance%20analysts,and%20testers%20work%20full%20time.
>US
moron
hey, you asked "where the frick do you live where a software dev makes 100k a year on average"
that's the answer "the US"
you also said "medium pay" instead of median so i guarantee you work at McDonalds
>so i guarantee you work at McDonalds
how did you know?! that's fricking magical
You that marketing strategy? The one where a thing receives glowing praise and attention for a very short period of time, usually happening at shows or events? They did that without realizing that that's the sort of thing you do for something you don't care about.
Never even fricking heard of it which is half the problem
>metroidvania
And there it is, why the frick would anyone want yet ANOTHER indie metroidvania?
You guys can blame SBI all you want but no one would even bat an eye at this game if it had beautiful Aryan man and his gorgeous 10/10 damsel either.
the joke is it's just a platformer not a metroidvania
> why the frick would anyone want yet ANOTHER indie metroidvania?
anyone who isn't a homosexual
The game looks like shit and boring.
The design of the characters and grafics doesn't look apealing either.
Then we have the metroidvania part. people are tired of games like that today because we have a ton of them.
This game would have sold if it was a 3D platformer with better designs and colors like Shadow Man.
Didn't leftists said they were gonna buy 20 copies each to own the chuds?
What happened with that?
>Didn't leftists said they were gonna buy 20 copies each to own the chuds?
they did buy 20 copies each...
>500 replies of morons seething about absolutely nothing
Literally never heard of this gay game and yet just by looking at the image I know it sucks. is this an ad?
>devs are from UK
explains why they are such homosexuals
Even worse, they are from London. The most pozzed of pozz humanly possible, outside of California.
it has the seal of aproval
QRD on SBI?
moronic consulting firm that hates while men and gamers. Their entire shtick is that they strong-arm big companies into hiring them and listening to their feedback, which usually means injecting stupid SJW garbage such as blacks, browns, trannies, gays, etc. and making the game worse.
>it has denuvo so not even pirategays will play it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The word crafted alone in that description tells you it will be shit
>Metroidvania slop
Oh no.
I'm racist, but this game is literally wholesome. how are you fricking miserable shits so buttbroken about some guy who genuily loves games and wanted to make a tribute to his father? how joyless and miserable can you even get?
You stand out like a motherfricker, you black moron. Stop pretending to be one of us. It's not going to work.
rentfree
I am white and everybody calls me racist for just having common sense. but this thread is total mental moronation
this game was never gonna make money, gay
>everybody calls me racist
If everybody calls you a thing, then maybe there is something to it.
>I'm racist
>Actually I'm not racist and I don't try to be, I get called that by others against my volition.
Your lies are getting tangled, Black person.
>guy who genuily loves games and wanted to make a tribute to his father
making money off the death of your father
moron
wait until you learn about Christianity
>some guy who genuily loves games
yeah that's why he works at sweet baby inc
>metroidvaniaslop
>huge SBI involvement meaning they get a lot of money if you buy this game
No thanks, just pirate it if you really want to play it.
>just pirate it
denuvo
>if you really want to play it.
no one wants to play this though
>If I say "I'm racist" then maybe these goys will listen to me.
>I'm racist
we know Abubakar Salim
>me, as a racist...
you don't blend in at all, moron
people don't go saying "I'm racist", just say "I hate Black folk" if you want to sound convincing. But you will not say a word because you are a Black person or a gay who love Black folk.
I heard a segment interviewing the creator on NPR on my way to work yesterday. That's not normal. So I assume it's being propped up by someone who hates me.
>So I assume it's being propped up by someone who hates me.
Yes. Sony, EA, SBI and a team full of african men/women who hate white people, and some self-loathing whites who also hate white people.
>want to pirate it to see how bad it is
>denuvo
they are really moronic
piracy is the only thing that could have saved them
read their forums
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2316580/discussions/