Looks like Dragons dogma 2 and UFC chads eating good. How will Shitendo recover this year, especially after the Palworld meltdown?
[Sad News] Nintendos only game for 2024 is a huge flop
Looks like Dragons dogma 2 and UFC chads eating good. How will Shitendo recover this year, especially after the Palworld meltdown?
They wont
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https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=pd_zg_ts_videogames
If a country has EA shit as their number 1 game they are subhuman. Nuke the UK.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/-/en/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=pd_zg_ts_videogames
UK has princess peach as their #1
Switch 2 is going to be a massive flop, the Wii U 2 but worse…Microsoft will be saved by Nintendos misfire, Xbox will acquire them
>Switch 2 is going to be a massive flop, the Wii U 2 but worse…
I hope so, console cancer needs to die already, all their dumbass fanboys need to gtfo out of the hobby if they're too stupid for pc and nintendo needs to get their shit together and be forced to try again
>Microsoft will be saved by Nintendos misfire
I fricking hope not
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>physical UK retail
why is this always the example used for a game flopping?
They report sales before most other countries and it's just rankings and comments so you can always make up any numbers you want, also Dring is a Snoy and loves the digital sales cope.
lmfao what? It's currently the best selling game atm
DDgay cope
>its the best selling game
guess it flopping in UK means nothing
>guess it flopping in UK means nothing
yes
see
Wonder how hard you had to search to find some literal who nobody tweeting about some irrelevant metric just to doompost
nobody cares about princess peach in the first place because there's no children on Ganker & there's no women on Ganker
>there are no children on Ganker
Hahahahahaha oh holy shif
18+ website anon
if you're a child post your age now & you'll get banned 🙂
>the site being 18+ means no underages are posting here
You dumb frick
I wonder who's dumber, the person posting that the place is exclusively used by adults or the person thinking that statement was made seriously
I was told Ganker is exclusively male women and children
>DD2 narrowly came out ahead of princess peach
>princess peach flopped
and so did DD2 according to this, no?
bongland sales are irrelevant
Peachsisters, we flopped hard
What is Nintendo's only game for 2024?
Alone in the dark devs are idiots. They wasted money getting 2 celebs that should have been spent on gameplay instead.
Pouring one out for all the Peachsissys, this is a dark day for all Princesses male and female, my current status is ‘devastated’
>End of a console's lifespan where releases are smaller and less compacted to rev up the new console release
>"How will Shitendo recover?"
moron.
>physical
who still buys physical?
isn't digital like 90-95% of sales now?
No its still mainly physical
>who still buys physical?
Parents, you can't wrap up a digital game for Christmas and birthdays. And since the Nintendo audience is mostly children they're the people buying most of the games.
Everyone is buying physical, digital sales make up 30% of sony’s retail software sales
ah yes, people are buying christmas presents in march
>but birthdays
I bought a steam gift card for my brother in law's birthday so he could buy elden ring.
>DD2 is a success since it narrowly beat princess peach which in turn is a flop...
Christopher Drings cum.
>narrowly came out ahead of princess peach
DD 2 narrowly sold more than some shitty budget game aimed at little girls. lmao
EA Sports games are like microwaves now. I've never even heard of a new FC game.
Do they still make NHL games?
There are no anime waifus or politics in them so you won't see them discussed here unless it's to shit on beaners
Sorry, it raped and destroyed both those games in the much larger Japanese market 😉
>larger market
>entire market is mobile centric
maybe japs like the switch cause it reminds them of mobile games
It's literally more than twice the size of the UK
I believe that they couldn't care less and are putting every effort on the next console.
>UK
Why would anybody care about this tiny, irrelevant pedo island?
>Nintendo’s only game for 2024
Not even you believe this.
every other game is a port
numberwang fricktards deserve the rope
dipshits like them are why shit like rings of power get a season 2
>well you see the show was the most watched show in history on that specific day in that specific month of that specific year during that specific hour and so its basically the greatest thing ever numbers dont lie!
>meanwhile jeffo bozos wonders where all his money went
>Peach Showtime had weak launch coming in lower than last month's Mario vs. DK. I'm not convinced people knew what it was
>Dragon's Dogma 2 narrowly came out ahead.
DD2 is a disaster.
cope cope cope only physical cope discord troony it sold millions literally the best game ever steamcharts STEAMCHARTSS 200k players
>palworld
>helldivers 2
fotm garbo
>DD2
foreverchads
30% digital
That means that DD2 sold the same or LESS than a fricking remake of a spinoff of a GBA game.
Let that sink in.
Why can't he just say that DD2 flopped?
>UFC
tf, how are you getting MMA mixed up with football
>UFC chads
what website am I even on anymore
sad day
Nice troony bump
you okay?
What a low quality thread
Low quality board
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Damn, Dragon's Dogma 2 couldn't even get a noticeable lead over Princess Peach Showtime. That bodes ill for DD2.
That's what they get for releasing a game marketed towards little girls. The pre-order bonus at Walmart was a fricking scrunchie.
How much of this thread is OP samegayging
Probably a decent amount since he knows he's gonna get assraped when the Famitsu thread goes up.
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is this the latest Discord sister ebin forced meme
Yes. If people doesn't point it out in the thread is because most of them are discord raiders that are just pumping the thread.
Every decade or so they try to make princess peach more than a cake baking cum dump in heels, and it never works out. If they want to have a successful Princess Peach franchise they should just make a straight dating sim, like some wholesome animal crossing type shit set in the mushroom kingdom.
Wario seems to do a lot better. If they made a Peach game like warioware or wario land it'd actually sell a bit more
If it had released a few years ago it would've done better. The Switch is so old that most normalgays are over it and have stopped buying new games for it.
>physical
>uk
who
fricking
cares
Because it looked like low-budget shovelware for little girls (and it probably was.)
If Nintendo wants to make a legitimate game utilizing one of their princess mascot characters for the female target demographic, then Princess Zelda unironically offers more potential in this regard. People have been begging for that canned Retro Studios OoT Zelda/Sheik for years.
Samus is their serious game leading girl.
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