[Sad News] Nintendos only game for 2024 is a huge flop

Looks like Dragons dogma 2 and UFC chads eating good. How will Shitendo recover this year, especially after the Palworld meltdown?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wont

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2 is going to be a massive flop, the Wii U 2 but worse…Microsoft will be saved by Nintendos misfire, Xbox will acquire them

      oink oink Eric
      >oink oink Eric
      oink oink Eric

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=pd_zg_ts_videogames
    If a country has EA shit as their number 1 game they are subhuman. Nuke the UK.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.amazon.co.uk/-/en/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=pd_zg_ts_videogames
      UK has princess peach as their #1

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch 2 is going to be a massive flop, the Wii U 2 but worse…Microsoft will be saved by Nintendos misfire, Xbox will acquire them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch 2 is going to be a massive flop, the Wii U 2 but worse…
      I hope so, console cancer needs to die already, all their dumbass fanboys need to gtfo out of the hobby if they're too stupid for pc and nintendo needs to get their shit together and be forced to try again
      >Microsoft will be saved by Nintendos misfire
      I fricking hope not

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oink oink Eric

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >physical UK retail
    why is this always the example used for a game flopping?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They report sales before most other countries and it's just rankings and comments so you can always make up any numbers you want, also Dring is a Snoy and loves the digital sales cope.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao what? It's currently the best selling game atm
    DDgay cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its the best selling game
      guess it flopping in UK means nothing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guess it flopping in UK means nothing
        yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

        https://www.amazon.co.uk/-/en/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=pd_zg_ts_videogames
        UK has princess peach as their #1

        Wonder how hard you had to search to find some literal who nobody tweeting about some irrelevant metric just to doompost
        nobody cares about princess peach in the first place because there's no children on Ganker & there's no women on Ganker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there are no children on Ganker
          Hahahahahaha oh holy shif

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            18+ website anon
            if you're a child post your age now & you'll get banned 🙂

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the site being 18+ means no underages are posting here
              You dumb frick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder who's dumber, the person posting that the place is exclusively used by adults or the person thinking that statement was made seriously

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was told Ganker is exclusively male women and children

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DD2 narrowly came out ahead of princess peach
    >princess peach flopped
    and so did DD2 according to this, no?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bongland sales are irrelevant

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peachsisters, we flopped hard

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Nintendo's only game for 2024?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alone in the dark devs are idiots. They wasted money getting 2 celebs that should have been spent on gameplay instead.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pouring one out for all the Peachsissys, this is a dark day for all Princesses male and female, my current status is ‘devastated’

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >End of a console's lifespan where releases are smaller and less compacted to rev up the new console release
    >"How will Shitendo recover?"
    moron.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >physical
    who still buys physical?
    isn't digital like 90-95% of sales now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No its still mainly physical

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who still buys physical?
      Parents, you can't wrap up a digital game for Christmas and birthdays. And since the Nintendo audience is mostly children they're the people buying most of the games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is buying physical, digital sales make up 30% of sony’s retail software sales

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, people are buying christmas presents in march
        >but birthdays
        I bought a steam gift card for my brother in law's birthday so he could buy elden ring.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DD2 is a success since it narrowly beat princess peach which in turn is a flop...

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher Drings cum.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >narrowly came out ahead of princess peach
    DD 2 narrowly sold more than some shitty budget game aimed at little girls. lmao

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EA Sports games are like microwaves now. I've never even heard of a new FC game.
    Do they still make NHL games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no anime waifus or politics in them so you won't see them discussed here unless it's to shit on beaners

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, it raped and destroyed both those games in the much larger Japanese market 😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >larger market
      >entire market is mobile centric
      maybe japs like the switch cause it reminds them of mobile games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally more than twice the size of the UK

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe that they couldn't care less and are putting every effort on the next console.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UK
    Why would anybody care about this tiny, irrelevant pedo island?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo’s only game for 2024
    Not even you believe this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every other game is a port

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    numberwang fricktards deserve the rope
    dipshits like them are why shit like rings of power get a season 2
    >well you see the show was the most watched show in history on that specific day in that specific month of that specific year during that specific hour and so its basically the greatest thing ever numbers dont lie!
    >meanwhile jeffo bozos wonders where all his money went

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Peach Showtime had weak launch coming in lower than last month's Mario vs. DK. I'm not convinced people knew what it was
    >Dragon's Dogma 2 narrowly came out ahead.
    DD2 is a disaster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope cope cope only physical cope discord troony it sold millions literally the best game ever steamcharts STEAMCHARTSS 200k players
      >palworld
      >helldivers 2
      fotm garbo
      >DD2
      foreverchads

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        30% digital

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That means that DD2 sold the same or LESS than a fricking remake of a spinoff of a GBA game.
      Let that sink in.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't he just say that DD2 flopped?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UFC
    tf, how are you getting MMA mixed up with football

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UFC chads
    what website am I even on anymore

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sad day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice troony bump

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you okay?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a low quality thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low quality board

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Dragon's Dogma 2 couldn't even get a noticeable lead over Princess Peach Showtime. That bodes ill for DD2.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what they get for releasing a game marketed towards little girls. The pre-order bonus at Walmart was a fricking scrunchie.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much of this thread is OP samegayging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a decent amount since he knows he's gonna get assraped when the Famitsu thread goes up.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [gay News]
    is this the latest Discord sister ebin forced meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If people doesn't point it out in the thread is because most of them are discord raiders that are just pumping the thread.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every decade or so they try to make princess peach more than a cake baking cum dump in heels, and it never works out. If they want to have a successful Princess Peach franchise they should just make a straight dating sim, like some wholesome animal crossing type shit set in the mushroom kingdom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wario seems to do a lot better. If they made a Peach game like warioware or wario land it'd actually sell a bit more

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it had released a few years ago it would've done better. The Switch is so old that most normalgays are over it and have stopped buying new games for it.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >physical
    >uk
    who
    fricking
    cares

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it looked like low-budget shovelware for little girls (and it probably was.)

    If Nintendo wants to make a legitimate game utilizing one of their princess mascot characters for the female target demographic, then Princess Zelda unironically offers more potential in this regard. People have been begging for that canned Retro Studios OoT Zelda/Sheik for years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samus is their serious game leading girl.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY DO BE EATIN GOOD N SHIET ONG FR FR BRUH

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