Saints row

>1 month away
>0 hype

Wtf happened?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EGS Exclusive/10.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's those damn alt-right nazis hating on it

      They don't need to bother advertising to try and sell copies, old Timmy boy is footing the bill.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's those damn alt-right nazis hating on it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't need to bother advertising to try and sell copies, old Timmy boy is footing the bill.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Advertised as a reboot
    >Didn't do anything to what it was besides getting rid of all connections to the original two games while doubling down on 3 and 4's "So Wacky XD" humor.
    >Despite aiming for woke audiences they're willing to Gentrify gangbagnging as some noble side job shit because they're targeting a Corpo Military.
    >Will probably suffer no actual consequences in the game's story for any anarchic bullshit they pull, one of the most important parts of the original game's stories.

    Can't wait for this shit to fail and see them blame it all on racism again.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being so out of touch you think "millenial" means exclusively the attitude and fashion sense of rich seattle tech hipsters from 10 years ago

    imagine being so out with your audience you think that even the "correct" version of that is anything like the mix of goofy / dramatic mexican gangster drama that earned you fans in the first place

    imagine being so out of touch with your audience, you respond to their concerns about this by outright insulting them, mocking them, and literally telling them to not play your game

    and then on top of that, you take an epic check to completely dash the ability to reach one of the largest segments of whatever fraction of that audience you hadn't already driven away

    game abandons its fans to chase the mass audience, fans leave in resignation, mass audience doesn't care, game has neither. many such cases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And they're still going to look for a way to spin it into a positive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >many such cases
      And yet people never seem to learn

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a game whose gimmick of "IT'S SO WACKY YOU GUISE, LE DUBSTEP GUN LMAO" overstayed its welcome by the end of SR3
    >made in the pozzed year 2022 to make sure that what little edge the series had is filed off and replaced by identity politics
    >made by cucks
    >EGS exclusive
    Zero reason to get hyped for it. It's a game made for nobody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chapter 11 incoming

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally not Saints Row. Saints Row was about gangsters, not effeminate twig zoomers that can barely do a pull-up.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be the definition of get woke go broke

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tran knees

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds are just assuming it's going to be shit based on the fact that every single Saints Row game since 2 has been shit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could have just made it around the drill theme instead of the wanksta early 2000s aesthetic with a new cast. Instead we got techno hipster shit.

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