Alan wake 2 is the definition of try hard. It’s an industry plant game that no one has even played and is relentlessly shilled using epic game dollars. Also the voice actor for Alan wake is so bad he wasn’t even nommed for best performance that says a lot.
Wow, that's some deep insight from La Creatividad. I'm surprised nobody else thought of this idea sooner but it just goes to show how much of a visionary he really is.
When it comes to tech there are only two types of Jappos >what do you mean use the keyboard shortcut? >NEW THING WAOW WOAW, NEW COOL NEW GOOD, BILL GATES WILL CODE FLYING CARS ON APPLE TV+ PREMIUM, SUBSCRIBE TO TRANSCRIBE HOLOGRAPHIC AVATAR
I played the series this month, its amazing. literally everyone b***hing about it is b***hing about woke politics and nothing to actually do with the game
>Will he ever get old?
I mean, birthdays are like regrets, they just keep coming. Each one a new scar that slows you down and drags you closer to your grave.
No? The Larian dev showed up wearing a suit of armor because he knew in advance he was winning. You know all of this shit is rehearsed early, right? Everyone knows what they're winning when they go.
>Video games becoming culturally popular has created the most narcissistic generation of developers. Once again, women ruin everything.
Holy fricking zoomer. The attention whoring "rockstar" dev shit was way, way worse in the 90s.
What was worse about Rockstar than Sam Lake dancing on stage and Hideo Kojima using his company to shake hands with Hollywood and pretend to be a celebrity while making postmodern garbage?
>Video games becoming culturally popular has created the most narcissistic generation of developers. Once again, women ruin everything.
Holy fricking zoomer. The attention whoring "rockstar" dev shit was way, way worse in the 90s.
Especially now since 90% of video games are outsourced to a billion different indian and chinese companies without any sort of singular vision.
That's because that dev was non-white.
Notice that the only non-buck broken black was the one with the Wakanda cape, the least culturally deracinated black weapon black last night. You see a chink that speaks English, or an Indian that calls himself "Canadian", why don't they have souls? Because they are weapons methodically deployed to destroy whites, unlike say the Japanese we saw last night.
this game came out in october I have never seen any israelitetube videos shilling it, playing it, or any irl people talking about it. I swear alan wake is an ai generated fricking franchise that just spawned out of nowhere. I remember seeing the first game on the Xbox 360 marketplace thinking I have never heard anyone talking about this game
am i going insane?
It's the same reason for why Spider-Man 2 Black folk complain that "NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT OR PLAYS" Baldur's gate 3. You're probably not actively searching for that type of content since you're not a fan of the game.
Is Max Payne really included in that besides James McCaffrey doing voices? 3 was a Rockstar game remedy had no involvement in. I don't think Payne is part of their overarching storyline besides being somewhat referencial to it like with the Alex Casey character
There seems to be pretty explicit parallels between Payne and Casey. They just can't say it outright.
It's within the same canon, just a different continuity.
As an enjoyer of musical theater I fricking loved every bit of that. People on Ganker hate fun as expected.
The first game was a cult hit so zoomers here are really showing their ass whining about how they never heard about it. It's because you were 8 and playing Lego Star Wars games little homie
A man who is comfortable in his skin enjoys musicals. Fat people who need to accommodate for the estrogen and fat breasts they get from too many seed oils will never understand. They need to pretend to be macho to cope
Very funny, now post your real body so we can all laugh at you.
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The important part is you're fat and I'm not. I don't need to dox myself you simply understand that this is true, that's why you're angry. Your impotent anger is a symptom of diabetes which you probably also have.
>make a game >it's a massive flop >no one in the universe ever played it >somehow get microsoft to pay for 2 dlc's >they flop >somehow get microsoft to pay for a stand alone dlc that you promise people will actually like >it flops >somehow get epic to pay for a remaster of AW1 and the brand new game of Alan wake 2 >they both flop >everyone can't wait for Alan wake 3, a game they will never play
I haven't played Alan Wake 2 or Control, but I like Sam Lake, he seems cool. In contrast to Kojima, he seems much more likeable, I expect Lake has some degree of ego, but Kojima's just off the charts and everyone around him fellates him to no end. That whole bit with him and Peele on stage was absolutely insufferable.
everyone who's met him have said that kojima is very likable
even the easily disgruntled john carpenter liked him so much he told his copyright lawyers to back off and let him do whatever he wants
With his autistic attention to detail e had potential to be great if he remained with a team of people who reigned in his autism and ego, but now that hes free he just wastes all of his budget on hollywood wankery while being surrounded by yes men.
He still seems like a funny guy in a giga autist way
They're both overrated hacks.
this. I didn't buy alan wake 2 and I won't buy od or death stranding 2. Anyone who plays these sorts of games are wiener sucking homosexuals
Not buying a console, nor making an epic account to play Anal Woke 2 but this was pure sovl.
I just pirated it
>i invented stupid tiktok viral bait
Hideo Kojima industry legend made real games
Alan wake 2 is the definition of try hard. It’s an industry plant game that no one has even played and is relentlessly shilled using epic game dollars. Also the voice actor for Alan wake is so bad he wasn’t even nommed for best performance that says a lot.
Both are homosexuals that keep running gaming. I'll never understand why this crap got nominated and won awards.
He isn't even the real main character in his game. That was one of the biggest issues here.
>He isn't even the real main character in his game.
didn't play the game.
>He isn't even the real main character in his game
Have you even bothered to understand the core conciet of these games you giant moron
>real games
>Upcoming game was literally described as a movie
lol
lmao even
>industry legend
made me reply
>Hideo Kojima industry legend made real games
Ok. And?
I think his horror game "OD" is gonna be a lot weirder. even more so than Alan Wake 2
We had leaked videos, it's a fricking TellTale VN
The game doesn't even exist yet, it was probably what they showed Microsoft to explain the concept of what Kojima wants to do.
Wow, that's some deep insight from La Creatividad. I'm surprised nobody else thought of this idea sooner but it just goes to show how much of a visionary he really is.
why are they obsessed with streaming
When it comes to tech there are only two types of Jappos
>what do you mean use the keyboard shortcut?
>NEW THING WAOW WOAW, NEW COOL NEW GOOD, BILL GATES WILL CODE FLYING CARS ON APPLE TV+ PREMIUM, SUBSCRIBE TO TRANSCRIBE HOLOGRAPHIC AVATAR
buy physical media while you can, because in the future you will own nothing and will be happy.
that is why.
Owning shelf frisbees without any updates isn't the "own" you think it is.
I dont even use discs in the consoles with games that came complete. Throw that shit in the trash.
He's completely correct here.
I played the series this month, its amazing. literally everyone b***hing about it is b***hing about woke politics and nothing to actually do with the game
Hideo Kojima invented the movie game. What are you on about?
I hope to one day be Sam Lake dancing at the game awards levels of happy.
damn, millennials truly were a mistake
Sam Lake is gen x
He's so cute bros. That smile gives me soul.
>His smile and optimism - restored
Will he ever get old?
>Will he ever get old?
I mean, birthdays are like regrets, they just keep coming. Each one a new scar that slows you down and drags you closer to your grave.
finnish people are pickled from the obscene amounts of alcohol they drink, they don't grow old simply because they cant
Aren't saunas good for the skin too?
You can tell he thought he had that goty in the bag, even sven thought he got that shit. Wish I could've seen his face when he lost.
No? The Larian dev showed up wearing a suit of armor because he knew in advance he was winning. You know all of this shit is rehearsed early, right? Everyone knows what they're winning when they go.
Yeah that's exactly why sven said, " I didn't expect it anymore" when he got up to accept the award.
uh huh, he totally didn't know
Sven always wears that. Probably sleeps in it.
>even sven thought he got that shit
troll? Nobody has played alan wake. In what world does it deserve goty
cringe af
>Look at me, I'm Sam Lake. An award winner!
holy fricking cringe
imagine doing this shit as a grown adult without feeling embarrassed
kinda funny that the only thing alan wake 2 was remembered for was some out of place, meta shit
take that out and it's as forgetable/generic as the first one
Dancing on a stage is not a new form of media
Video games becoming culturally popular has created the most narcissistic generation of developers. Once again, women ruin everything.
>Video games becoming culturally popular has created the most narcissistic generation of developers. Once again, women ruin everything.
Holy fricking zoomer. The attention whoring "rockstar" dev shit was way, way worse in the 90s.
What was worse about Rockstar than Sam Lake dancing on stage and Hideo Kojima using his company to shake hands with Hollywood and pretend to be a celebrity while making postmodern garbage?
Especially now since 90% of video games are outsourced to a billion different indian and chinese companies without any sort of singular vision.
yep
Sam lake seems like he just loves making shit for the sake of art. Kojima is doing it for the sake of his ego.
>seems like
>seems like
Seems like you’re projecting
>you’re not able to deduce things because I have autism
Shut up you moron.
Imagine being as gay as that guy
It’s truly hard to imagine
Did he think that was impressive?
?????
It's called having fun and having a soul, things you'll never understand.
Put this song in AW2 you fricking coward hacks
listen, if devs are having fun, then im all for it.
we don’t need devs like blizzard drones that are like, “YOU GUYS DONT HAVE PHONES????”
That's because that dev was non-white.
Notice that the only non-buck broken black was the one with the Wakanda cape, the least culturally deracinated black weapon black last night. You see a chink that speaks English, or an Indian that calls himself "Canadian", why don't they have souls? Because they are weapons methodically deployed to destroy whites, unlike say the Japanese we saw last night.
this game came out in october I have never seen any israelitetube videos shilling it, playing it, or any irl people talking about it. I swear alan wake is an ai generated fricking franchise that just spawned out of nowhere. I remember seeing the first game on the Xbox 360 marketplace thinking I have never heard anyone talking about this game
am i going insane?
no, just a casual
It’s the new industry baby, no one even cared or liked Alan wake 1 it got destroyed by deadly premonition.
You're probably just moronic, even Ganker was hyping the game up before they announced the black female protagonist.
>implying posters here arent bots
There were still relatively frequent Alan Wake threads ever since it original came out, again you're just moronic.
you’re just a normal, nothing new.
Remedy games have always been slightly niche but regularly talked about on Ganker
>remedy
>niche
You're delusional.
It's the same reason for why Spider-Man 2 Black folk complain that "NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT OR PLAYS" Baldur's gate 3. You're probably not actively searching for that type of content since you're not a fan of the game.
The first game was one of the most ambitious games of the 2000s. Too ambitious for its own good probably, so it had to be trimmed down.
But it has an overarching storyline that's been going since 2010, and also includes Quantum Break, Control, and Max Payne.
>Max Payne
Is Max Payne really included in that besides James McCaffrey doing voices? 3 was a Rockstar game remedy had no involvement in. I don't think Payne is part of their overarching storyline besides being somewhat referencial to it like with the Alex Casey character
There seems to be pretty explicit parallels between Payne and Casey. They just can't say it outright.
It's within the same canon, just a different continuity.
>wtf how can anyone like a game if my E-celeb boyfriends don't talk about it
Extremely cringe.
>Do a literal copy of the Peacemaker viral opening
>SAM LAKE IS A PIONEER
lmfao
>James Gunn invented musical numbers.
I am surrounded by utterly ignorant toddlers.
He's definitely a contender for most pretentious dipshit developer.
I honestly think this was the only good part of the entire show.
that shit was stupid and gay
remedy hasnt made a relevant game since max payne 2
Let’s be real Alan wake 2 dancing is cringe.
You're cringe
You hate sincerity because you hate yourself
nothing sincere about it. it's fully ironic, and wacky for the sake of being wacky
As an enjoyer of musical theater I fricking loved every bit of that. People on Ganker hate fun as expected.
The first game was a cult hit so zoomers here are really showing their ass whining about how they never heard about it. It's because you were 8 and playing Lego Star Wars games little homie
>As an enjoyer of musical theater
A man who is comfortable in his skin enjoys musicals. Fat people who need to accommodate for the estrogen and fat breasts they get from too many seed oils will never understand. They need to pretend to be macho to cope
Sure thing, homosexual
post your body
Me on the left
Very funny, now post your real body so we can all laugh at you.
The important part is you're fat and I'm not. I don't need to dox myself you simply understand that this is true, that's why you're angry. Your impotent anger is a symptom of diabetes which you probably also have.
You sound insecure broski
t. gay
>As an enjoyer of musical theater
it's like this was copy+pasted from Reddit verbatim
Eat shit brocolli head, you will never be able to enjoy something unironically
le heckin wholesome zaniness!
Impressive he still managed to out cringe Kojima going full pretentious movie game mode
Sam Lake makes movie games with basic b***h gameplay. Kojimbo makes movie games with somewhat novel gameplay.
I still don't know why Alan wake 2 has so little combat wheb Alan wake 1 had so much great combat
As much as I like Sam Lake Kojimbo's games are way more ambitious. Death Stranding was legitimately unlike anything I've ever played before
What is ambitious about a walking delivery sim?
Mostly that the walking IS simulated, instead of being dummied out.
Its almost as if there is a lot of gameplay in the game.
>Kojima isn't ambitious
NTA, you could argue he failed but to say he isn't ambitious is moronic. Far more than anal leak 2.
Because the gameplay is actually kind of unique, it plays like a weird synthesis of Eurotruck Sim, QWOP and Stalker
>it plays like a weird synthesis of Eurotruck Sim, QWOP and Stalker
That's the best synopsis of the gameplay of Death Stranding I've read
Alan wake is the unfloppable game
>make a game
>it's a massive flop
>no one in the universe ever played it
>somehow get microsoft to pay for 2 dlc's
>they flop
>somehow get microsoft to pay for a stand alone dlc that you promise people will actually like
>it flops
>somehow get epic to pay for a remaster of AW1 and the brand new game of Alan wake 2
>they both flop
>everyone can't wait for Alan wake 3, a game they will never play
>sony walking sim 🙁
>alan wake walking sim 🙂 here’s one million awards
>actor for Alan wake wasn’t nominated for best performance
>side character was instead
bwahahaha bro got cucked in his own game
I thought that was dumb as well but I suspect they didn't know how to handle the fact that the voice actor and the body actor were different people
Let's be real we ALL know what is really going on guys. Come on. It's obvious.
>Literally uses moves from the little lad dance.
Its kina mindblowing that Sam Lake is older than Swen Vinvke, holy shit!!
Sam Lake is blessed
I haven't played Alan Wake 2 or Control, but I like Sam Lake, he seems cool. In contrast to Kojima, he seems much more likeable, I expect Lake has some degree of ego, but Kojima's just off the charts and everyone around him fellates him to no end. That whole bit with him and Peele on stage was absolutely insufferable.
everyone who's met him have said that kojima is very likable
even the easily disgruntled john carpenter liked him so much he told his copyright lawyers to back off and let him do whatever he wants
With his autistic attention to detail e had potential to be great if he remained with a team of people who reigned in his autism and ego, but now that hes free he just wastes all of his budget on hollywood wankery while being surrounded by yes men.
He still seems like a funny guy in a giga autist way
Frick Japan
Frick The Japanese People
Frick America
Frick Weeb Losers
Frick Gankereddit
you will not get to frick any of those
>Look ma i posted it again!
>no rebuttal
Black person.
Glad this woke game didn’t win game of the year
>wow he did a heckin dance that's so much harder than directing a whole video game
Is Alan Wake good? I never played the first game.
the gameplay is bad even for its time, only good thing anyone's ever said about it was about the story and that's it
I wouldn't say "the gameplay is bad", so much that it is pretty one note and repetitive. It feels fine.
I enjoyed the moment, but Supernatural did it first. Hideo is tad bit better than Sam Lake, BTW.