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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flying bug type out against rollout
    are you moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you know about Rollout?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lose once
        >now you know Rollout is devastating
        Wow!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Have to get btfo to not get btfo
          Genius

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >noooo i have to win everything on the first try!!!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the whole point, people are arguing that you shouldn't lose to Miltank

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                losing once from surprise or bad luck is one thing, getting stuck or "filtered" is just you being moronic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, people are saying you shouldn't lose to Miltank, not even on your first try.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I managed it with my Croconaw by stunlocking it with flinches, I realize I got super lucky but all my friends in middle school called me a liar for bragging about beating her my first go round lol.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                who? who is saying that?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I should never lose ever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what, charizard is twice weak to rock and i used him no problem to beat this gym when i was a kid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't have a Charizard there. He wasn't even a starter and you'd be grossly overpowered. Shut the frick up cuck.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the frick are you talking about, charizard is literally a starter pokemon. you just pick him

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong gen dumbass.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            trolls used to be funny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How'd you get a Charizard at the beginning of GSC unless you traded your level 100 one from RBY?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't even listen to him either way. Since he needs badges for it to not to ignore you 4/5 times.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be impossible anyway, because you don't get to trade with RBY until you meet Bill in Ecruteak City, you can't get to Ecruteak City until you clear the Sudowoodo in the middle of Route 36 until you get the Squirtbottle, the woman won't give you the Squirtbottle until you beat Whitney.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if you trade to a copy of GSC and then trade from that copy of GSC to your current copy of GSC?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              that works and is what I did once to do a game with the three kanto starters at the start

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick are you talking about, charizard is literally a starter pokemon. you just pick him

        Based moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brock's Onyx and Geodude had no Rock or Ground moves in gen 1. They only had Normal moves.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a Machop you can trade for right there in the Goldenrod Dept Store

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or a geodude at the start of the game.
      Honestly, people who have had trouble against Whitney's Miltank will always be a mystery to me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one likes or ever uses a geodude.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, Geodude looks fricking stupid and you can't even fully evolve him unless you buy two gameboys and another copy of the game to trade between.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon there are these things called romhacks

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're talking about the authentic GSC experience.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer definitive over authentic. There are simple rom hacks that remove trade evolutions and make all 251 pokes available in crystal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, golem is one of my favorite pokemon but I never got one until gen 4 with internet trading, then I set the game down and never played again

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then do the Onix for Bellsprout trade in Violet City

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one likes or ever uses a onyx.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek there were tons of kids, including myself, that caught and raised an Onix with the intention of evolving him into Steelix. And then he was a slow piece of shit that was weak to everything and would often die to a single attack.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kek there were tons of kids, including myself, that caught and raised an Onix with the intention of evolving him into Steelix
                How did kids know about Steelix?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't buy the strategy guide for the full pokedex
                >he didn't know a kid with the strategy guide

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other kids on the playground were talking about him, he was in promotional materials, strategy guides had him on the cover, and I think he appeared pretty early on in the anime too. Both Steelix and Scissor were really hyped up before the game released.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guides or gaming magazines, playground rumours or primitive internet, I had a Japanese Holo Steelix card myself so that's how I knew about it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back in the old days we used to talk about 'secrets, hacks, and tricks' on the playground and school busses where somebody's dad likely worked for Nintendo, or just had an older brother show him. Before we had internet all we had was gossip and someone who's parents would let them print out entire page copies of websites as a sort of 'proof' of the cheat being real.

                I miss the days of unlocking extra content now its all trapped behind paywalls and most games come 75% complete

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                all that just for Steelix to be shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if he's shit, he's my favorite steel type.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Emboar
                stopped there

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's cool, I name mine Ganon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based fellow Emboar enjoyer. He's my favorite starter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen anyone claim to even like Elgehem or Beheyem (no idea which is which since i think they're shit + very forgetable)

                ..Why?? I'm curious

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aliens are cool and I'm also just not a huge fan of other psychics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post 'em

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're fricking moronic if you think I'm doing even a 10th of that much fricking work.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every fricking gen/type combo and stupid shit like regional bug, baby etc
                Way too autistic and I know you had to look some if not most of these up

                The classic "favorite of each type" chart is tried and true, just stick to that .

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kiss rory

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares about you dead sister.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post 'em

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the frick is happening with that dark type

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Wo-Chien
                evil snail made of leaves. Grass/Dark

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is that midlife crisis dragon
                no horns no wings bald as frick and shaped like a penguin

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Steelix could be killer in gen 2, it has a pretty substantial movepool if you're willing to give it tms or gen 1 moves, of course nobody wants to do that because better mons don't need that kind of pampering, and probably couldn't trade to get one in the first place.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was the best physical wall for a few generations.
                Really only got 100% displaced by Ferrothorn.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We went outside and talked to other kids about the game. Must suck being a covid zoomer.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or a geodude at the start of the game.
            Honestly, people who have had trouble against Whitney's Miltank will always be a mystery to me.

            >you gotta trade to evolve
            shit investments, just brute force it like a normal person

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              tbf graveler is very good itself, evolution isnt even needed and it holds it own through the game
              onix is shit though

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stuck with the name "rocky"
            No

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              isnt there an npc that lets you rename pokemon?
              not stuck anymore then.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >renaming traded pokemon
                we don't have the technology

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Names are filled with the loves of the original trainer
                So when you get the perfect EV and IV kitted mon called Diggernick you deal with it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you telling me that I can't lovingly rename my Ogerpon that's named pokezone.com?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one likes or ever uses a geodude
          frick you homie

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >picking cindaquill as your starter
            shit taste confirmed

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek it's the only decent looking starter in Johto

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe, take the reptilepill

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                my brother

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                God I love Totodile so much

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >klinefelter syndrome crocodile

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Merely design-wise:
                >Kanto
                Charmander is great, Squirtle and Bulbasaur both get fat and ugly when they evolve.
                >Johto
                Cyndaquil and Totodile are both fine, Chikorita is moronic.
                >Hoenn
                Probably the best batch, you can't go wrong with any of them.
                >Sinnoh
                Piplup every time, Chimchar is ugly and gets uglier, Turtwig is stupid and gets stupider.
                >Unova
                Snivy, then Oshawott, then dog shit, then Tepig.
                >Kalos
                Second best batch, Chespin shits the bed halfway through but ends up decent, Fennekin and Froakie are both great.
                >Alola
                The beginning of the end, gay mermaid, legs owl and yet another fricking fire-type fighter of some sort.
                >Galar
                Grookey is fine, can't stand gay soccer rabbit and gay pot belly James Bond lizard.
                >Paldea
                gay cat is probably the best one, gay duck and square crocodrile suck shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not liking balloontoise
                kys yourself

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, not even close. If anything it's the best.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                More like the only Fire type in johto. Steel is the only thing saving it from being a shittier flying type
                Plant is a shit type and should never be picked.
                Then water. Imagine wasting slot in the type with the largest amount of staples.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only water type better than feraligatr in johto is gyarados

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chikorita
                >gets btfo by bugs
                >gets btfo by fliers
                >gets btfo by poison
                >3/4 first gyms beat it
                >most encounters are bug, poison and flying

                >totodile
                >has high attack
                >no STAB water moves that are physical except dive or waterfall.
                >outclassed by red gyarados

                >cyndaquil
                >Literally only good fire type that isn't legendary or version specific

                Yeah....

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the secret redpill is that picking chikorita means your rival is forced to pick cyndaquil, thus making geodude steamroll pretty much every major trainer fight in the first 90% of the game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets btfo by bugs
                I'm pretty sure you never fight a single bug type pokemon with bug type moves in the entire game except for Bugsy's scyther, which gets one shot by anything that isnt a grass type

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much.
                Canon wise as well, it's hard to justify Totodile when you have a cool shiny water type later on.

                Cyndaquil, Umbreon, Togetic/Kiss, Sudowoodo, Gyarados Rojo, and Ampharos or Scizor are the Johtochad team.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek it's the only decent looking starter in Johto

              Isn't it just the exact same as Charizard except without the flying type?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like barbecue's on the menu tonight, boys.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder people have trouble with the game, then.
          Johto's early roster is terrible, and Graveller is legitimately one of the best Pokemon around.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I the only one who thinks Graveller is a hell of a lot cooler than Golem? Same for Machoke, but only because of Machamp's fugly lips.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Am I the only one who thinks Graveller is a hell of a lot cooler than Golem
              No

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Golem doesn't even belong in the geodude line. It's moronic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              for stadium multiplayer I rare candied my graveler to lvl 100 and was really upset when I had to send my monsters to a new cartridge and my friend didn't stop the evolution. I didn't care the stats were now better, Golem sucks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Johto's early roster is terrible
            Johto's has amazing early game variety, moreso in crystal.
            Hell, you can get 4-5 pokemon that can put miltank to sleep before you even face her, and most of them will actually tank the hit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Uses water gun
            Nothing personnel kid

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Graveller is a MVP, even If you can't evolve It to golem.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one likes or ever uses a geodude

          this Black person doesn't know about magnitude

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          True but is also true. Most kids just see Geodude as that thing that gets one shot by their Water or Grass starter, or is miraculously two-shot by their Fire starter. It's sad because Graveler is actually designed to be pretty usable even if you don't have access to trades.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Golem is sick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you go into it completely blind and aren't prepared for it then Miltank can absolutely frick you. Pokemon games are not very hard, you can get through them without much effort. Miltank can actually be difficult so that would throw off a lot of people and therefore be memorable.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Miltank can absolutely frick you.
          Hnnnnggggggg

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even as a kid, I didn't like using pokemon I wasn't committed to for the entire game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I don't want to train a frick ugly pokemon that I'm gonna box the second I'm done with that c**t.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Geodude handles 3 straight gyms

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And? It's shit ugly.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So is every Nido-shitter and you still see people sucking their dicks

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I only use pokemon I want to frick!
              is it hard being a pedophile?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pokemon I want to frick!
                >pedophile
                >POKEMON
                wat

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can just say "yes" you know

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was like 7 years old or some shit. The people complaining about Whitney are pulling memories from their childhood when we didn't have all the typings and their weaknesses memorized. I only leveled my Cindaquil and beat Miltank through brute force

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew a kid in grade school who complained about not being able to beat whitney, and when i asked him to show me what he was doing, he showed me he was using butterfree like op. i told him he was a moron, and he just said it doesn't matter what pokemon you use as long as you love it. he's not exactly wrong because these games arent hard, but if you keep losing because of a type disadvantage and refuse to change your strategy, then you are a bonafide moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of kids use only their starter pokemon in pokemon games, Whitney is infamous because she can easily defeat all 3 starter pokemon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can be obtained before the first gym
        >actually learns some decent stab moves in gen 2
        >beats the flying guy
        >beats the bug guy
        >beats whitney
        >beats morty
        >good shot at beating jasmine
        >beats a good chunk of the E4's pokemon
        >beats most of team rocket and all of the other shitty bug, poison, and flying type pokemon every other trainer has

        Geodude is a legitimately great choice in GSC, it's a little worse in HGSS but still one of the better options.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a filter and it was a time where people didn't know weaknesses like that.
        She rolls all three starters as well and most people playing usually just max those guys out. Even the Machop, is usually a lower level for that fight because most people just caught the Drowzee and immediately traded.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can literally just use your starter pokemon for the entire game it will accumulate so much exp you won't need to worry about weaknesses and shit just nuke everybody. It's a game for babies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or a geodude at the start of the game.
      Honestly, people who have had trouble against Whitney's Miltank will always be a mystery to me.

      Also in HGSS the goldenrod department store has TMs like flamethrower and other mid-lategame learnsets

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not flamethrower, but Fireblast. Fireblast makes cyndaquil the best starter, broken move too early in the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah fireblast, been a decade since I last played

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butterfree, dodge it!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikachu! Grab onto the miltank's nipples and twist them while using thunderbolt!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        HUH

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do pokemon need to be told to doge something? Are they stupid?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what alakazam is thinking when I tell him to thunder punch a rhydon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pokemon dodges automatically
        >anger point or justified doesn't activate
        >battle RUINED

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They only know how to say their own names, of course they’re fricking dumb.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pikachu zap his nipples with thunderbolt!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY
      >DIDN'T
      >YOU
      >DOOOOOOOODGE!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sandshrew used sand-attack
      nuthin personnel Miltank

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First mistake was to send out Buterfree

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Nidoran male at National Park and level it up until he learns Double Kick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nidoran male
      Doesn't her Miltank have Attract?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the fricking enemy that spam healing moves ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's the enemy spamming perfectly accurate rollouts

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butterfree used sleep powder
    Wow, so hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first turn wake up
      >rollout

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, your sleep powder?

      Just checked, Miltank is faster than Butterfree so unless the AI is dumb or Rollout misses, you don't get a shot off, and even if you do, Sleep Powder is likely to miss as well

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        miltank is faster than pidgeot, and the pokedex says pidgeot flies at mach 2

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MilGOD

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do humans have so much autism about cow udders?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because women demanded rights so we had to settle for cows

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it was the cows who demanded rights for women.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why you train Geodude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bussin fr fr no cap

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    catch pineco
    use self destruct on miltank

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have to autistically check every tree for a 30% chance spawn
      No thanks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        30% is almost 1/3rd of the time. It's not that bad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or, use the headbutt website.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you so bad at video games?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          man I could frick up a beef n' cheddar right now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Complain about 30%
        >When Ralts in emerald is about 3%

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most rare spawns in the franchise in general are 1%-5%. Pineco having a 30% appearance rate from a correct headbutt tree is downright generous.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If i was going to headbutt trees for a pokemon I would just spring for a heracross

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my country the milktank episode was premiered as the new season o Pokemons and stuff. Was it like that everywhere? I remember being hyped along my brother

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy Scarlet/Violet? I'm a boomer who played gen 1,2 and 3 as a kid but havent played the other games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't, the games died after gen 7

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you want to feel like your soul is leaving your body?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlet/Violet is half garbage and half kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      S/V is honestly not completely terrible, I had fun and enjoyed the open world and some of the new Pokemon. Not worth $60 though, so pirate. Just go in with low expectations, the game is still a fricking mess.

      But honestly since you stopped at 3, I would just recommend Platinum, HGSS, or gen 5 instead. Much better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon died with the Switch. Don't bother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get Legenda Arceus, it's way better

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gamefreak will kill you.
        They will kill you slowly and maliciously.

        You're still right but they will kill you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > gamefreak will never make a similar game
        if they were smart they would bring back the safari zone and make it play like this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PLA was good because gamefreak was trying something new instead of the same game 20 times in a row.
        They won't experiment again, when Unova remake time comes it'll be a carbon copy of PLA set in America, released a few months after an awful outsourced port of the DS games with worse graphics.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what i'm wondering with the inevitable remakes of BW is what they'll do with the plot. In every other remake they included all the stuff from the third version, but BW didn't have a 3rd version. I can't really see them remaking both BW and BW2, so it would be a better endeavor to make Legends Kyurem, especially since we don't have the original dragon yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy Arceus first if you're a genwunner, but if you're into Gen3 designs then buy SV

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure jankkino. Unironically the most soulful AAA game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AAA game
        smarr indie studio, prease understandu

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Do not enable GF

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johto remake next year?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hoping for Legends Celebi so I can actually get a fricking Celebi. I didn't know I could have gotten one if I'd bought Crystal on the eshop and now it's too late...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homebrew 3DS or if you have a copy of Colosseum and the necessary means you can transfer one from that to a Gen 3 game then to others.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROLLOUT IMPRISONING ME

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hypnotic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they get away with it? I thought Japanese games cant show nipples

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cow :sob:

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use Headbutt on trees until you get a Heracross.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No stab in gen2, yeah seriously

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    never understood why people struggled so hard with this. just use a gastly. curse the miltank as soon as whitney switches it in and it will bleed out over 4 turns. easy win

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its because people are kids when they play this game, so they just use the strongest attacking move possible. In reality there are plenty of ways to deal with it, but most dont involve big moves
      >Sleep
      >Paralysis
      >Sand attack to stop the rollout buildup
      >Growl to mitigate damage
      >Defensive mons like Geodude
      >Ghosts
      >Someone said there was a machop trade nearby
      But kids are just gonna click Ember/WaterGun over and over again

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >geodude
    >rollout tm just north of goldenrod
    >defense curl doubles power
    >STAB

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >erm its easy guys im a 30 year old on a 20 year old game
    yeah okay dude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      all pokemon games are easy. they're made for children. you're just moronic.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gsc is literally about picking a mon with surf and ice punch who sweeps everything, imagine failing at this simple task

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy X items from the dept store and set up on the Clefairy

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >catch drowzee outside goldenrod
    >trade with kid in mart for machop
    >break that fat b***h's ankles with lowkick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this is the only reasonable answer, the only thing you could know beforehand is that it's a Normal-type so you'd want the Machop, resisting Rollout and Attract are major bonuses.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grabbing this Machop and funneling all exp in the gym and next route to it is the easiest solution, I'm a Dunsparce enjoyer as well.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the remakes (far better games), get a female starter and catch 5 suicide ekans. The rest should be obvious

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just one shotted Miltank with Quilava and Fire Wheel because im not moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grinding that high before Whitney
      You're the dumb homosexual that only uses his starter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes because hes cool homosexual

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pick a Geodude, Sandshrew, Cubone or Phanpy

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stun spore is your friend

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dick is haaard AAAAAH SEXOOOOO
      sauce

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me shrunken tiny and beneath Miltank's butt

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk truck just arrived

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, your sleep powder?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stun spore
    >supersonic or confuse ray

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recognize that digimon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Digimon, Monster Rancher.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is dumb.

    The correct way to beat miltank is to not beat it at all. Store your money with your mother and intentionally lose to Whitney over and over again. Her clefairy gives shitloads of exp and you can use it to powerlevel your Pokemon over and over by losing. Eventually all your Pokemon will be a higher level than Miltank and you can brute force it, and everything that comes after.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just walk all the way back home and then back to Goldenrod again, then back to the gym from the Pokemon Center over and over and over and over again, it's faster bro trust me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feel free to grind on lvl 12 nidoran, because that's the highest Pokemon you'll find before route 38.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED A YOUTUBER ROMHACK TO SAVE ME

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decently tanky
    >glare
    >defense curl
    >rage
    >headbutt
    This guy will take you to the midgame pretty easily.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure if you both know where to get it and feel like grinding for a 1% encounter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      TIL he learns Glare that early, what a guy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1% encounter rate
      Yeah good luck buddy

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats your favorite second gen mon?
    mine is Ledian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Ledian appreciator
      it's Misdreavus for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      doubles as favorite mon in general, i just like him, though i love a lot of gen 2's mons.

      Well, I do actually grind like crazy/a lot as well until I could beat the gym leader.

      [...]
      I'd bet you money that children now, or maybe 15-20 years ago, weren't so over analytical as to focus on stats and metrics. I suppose the autistic ones were.

      >I'd bet you money that children now, or maybe 15-20 years ago, weren't so over analytical as to focus on stats and metrics. I suppose the autistic ones were.
      i've been reading through a subsection of a forum for touhoumon hacks that talk about meta stuff with shoddybattle and that stuff dates back to 2012, kind of wild seeing this really old side of comp stuff even if i don't care much for it myself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christian is that you

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, he has good taste though.
          have a link to what i was talking about, at least the page for general movesets because i forgot to put it in the other post, may or may not make you smile at a pre or during gen 6 world with gen 3/4 meta stuff
          https://thpp.supersanctuary.net/forum/index.php?board=4.0

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      favourite gen2 mon and favourite mon over all. evolving scizor for first time in gen2 felt like discovering some secret. then it to learn Metal Claw felt so cool because it was pretty much its signature move in gen2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        man i would frick the shit out of scizor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *enhances your pokémon experience*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >catch trainer's pokemon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Action replay
      >Catch trainers pokemons
      >Go to even islands
      >Walk thru walls
      >Get other kids jealous for having loads of Legendaries
      >Get called out by one of them
      Kek good times.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hit 49 speed with Scyther
    >set up fury cutter on Clefairy
    >survive the 30 base power non-STAB rock move 2HKO Miltank with fury cutter
    Git Gud OP

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I pissed on a rock type would they die?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fugbros...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon balancing is the most moronic shit in the world and nobody can argue this with me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is due to the miltank's milk already being inside of you & your mon checkem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense considering that Miltank is just a gender swapped Tauros, the strongest pokemon in gen 1.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My God, imagine a Mega Milk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite things about Pokken is how it depicted a Pokemon's speed in an actual fight. It made me consider how other Pokemon's speed stats would translate to an arena setting. It makes complete sense that Fug would not be lightning fast in a fight, even if it can travel vast distances faster than most other Pokemon. Rayquaza is huge. In a close quarters battle, it's literally taking up half the arena and its opponent does not have to work THAT hard to catch up with it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that people still casually call rayquaza "fug" is hilarious to me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It just fits, you know?

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not using any status on the milktank
    >Not setting up on the clefairy
    >Not using debuffs on the milktank
    >Not using the trade machop designed for morons that couldn't do any of the above
    You deserve to lose

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever decided this was acceptable should be hanged from his left testicle.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how 30 year old men still play these games when I was already falling asleep at the wheel from lack of challenge at 10 and its only gotten worse in the last 20 years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mature games for mature gamers like myself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A turn based game with no challenge is like a fighting game with no combos. Whats the point of planning out a team and thinking about your next move when you can just mash the A button with your starter and win every time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nostalgia is a hell of a drug

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just a chill game. It’s like how brown men play Minecraft. Some people just need a distraction.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were driving at 10? Were your parents passed out drunk in the back? You must've been a clever kid to be able to play pokemon AND drive at the same time. What happened that made you end up here?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back then we kids used to get those toy cars we could drive that ran on batteries. I guess a lot of zoomers aren't into this stuff since you guys grew up with smartphones instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just turned 30 and I'm running a play through of Crystal Legacy right now. It's just comfy man plus I make the game challenging by nuzlocking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you anon. I have more nostalgia for the OG gen 1 and 2 games than really anything else but these games are clearly for young children not grown ass 30+ year old men. I dislike most of the designs anyways especially with some like that ice cream cone.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I died a lot here. Self healing no good

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crystal Legacy is based.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just play Polished Crystal at that point

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can, catch geodude that is one of the best mons to beat Gold/silver, headbut a heracross from trees or trade Machop on department store.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't in good faith raise a geodude or machop knowing i can never evolve it
      kills it for me, i just can't do it. i need to be able to raise it to completion. no evolution blueballs for me
      i would rather spam sand attacks and leers with throwaway pokemon. let them get killed, and then just finish the miltank with my starter when he's crippled

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you like Heracross?? You can catch one Just after you get the TM for Headbut.
        Just headbut the trees in the city of the Bug Gym. There are 2 trees next to the market, you can catch Heracross easy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a good point, anon
          and on playthroughs when i got older, i did just that
          as a little kid, i had no idea you could catch him at that point

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer Qwilfish.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            On gen 2? But you don't have intimidade.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a good point, anon
          and on playthroughs when i got older, i did just that
          as a little kid, i had no idea you could catch him at that point

          More tricks, for HG/SS, don't Works on OG G/S.
          You can catch level 23 Steelix after "Fighting Gym". Just Go in the "new area" that connects to battle frontier, use a level 23 pokémon as peças on a cave, and use repel. A Steelix Will appear.

          Similar tricks can be used for Lv.50 Magikarp. level +30 pokemon and repel, surf in the route that connects to lake of rage( the one with red gyarados)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If he wasn't so fricking weak to flying, I'd love him
          As a rule of thumb, I never long term utilize anything with double weaknesses

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently playing HeartGold

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the superior modded vanilla version instead. Just trust me on this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your loss.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is it better?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              All gym leaders have six pokemon. Better level curve but still vanilla (easy). All non-legendary Pokemon are obtainable before reaching the Elite Four (good luck figuring out where some of them are without the guide). Free Eevee at the start alongside your normal starter. There is both a true vanilla version (only the above) and an updated one; updated version adjusts lots of Pokemon stats and moves for the better, makes tasteful changes like Farfetch'd becoming Fighting/Flying or Glalie Rock/Ice, most Hidden Abilities are now obtainable, and certain moves get adjustments so they can still be useful (Cut becomes a 60 power Grass move)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how Pokemon team sizes should be. Release a gen where you only have a team of 4 mons. 6 is too much and you end up not wanting to train most of them anyways since its more optimal to train 1-3 of them at most.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An entire generation got traumatized by a cow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i love subakitsu's miltanks

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other trainers/gym leaders were odd difficulty spikes in the earlier pokemon games? I remember a rocket grunt had a Raticate in mt moon that would frick you over pretty bad in R/B

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lenora in B/W could frick you up with Retaliate revenge kills

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Raticate feels like it should have been the last Rocket you fight in Mt Moon. Misty's Starmie hits like a truck if you don't resist water. Norman can be dangerous in Emerald if you try to get cute and use your newly acquired Toxic on him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not exactly an earlier game but these chucklefricks can frick you up good.
      both furfrou are much faster than anything you'll reasonably have, they're tanky as all hell since their ability flat out doubles defense, they have headbutt at this point so odds are they're gonna flinch something every turn, and it's a double battle.
      only reason they're not memed to hell is because it's an optional fight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tate and Liza in Emerald were the only time I got walled in a vanilla pokemon game.
      I was just a little kid, but they actually made me think about team composition and how to play smart and not just spam strong attacks.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a romhack for if I want to play Black 2/White 2 with all Gen 1-5 pokemon available and no custom difficulty changes? Asking for a friend.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      blazeblack/voltwhite

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't a whole lot of DS hacks.
      https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/4575/
      This is for BW1 but it's the closest thing to what you want.
      I guess you can try using a randomizer but not changing starters and messing with the settings to make spawns appropriate based on the location.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        blazeblack/voltwhite

        Thank you both for the answers. I will check both out.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe don't use a pokemon 4x weak to rock

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Radical Red was fun. What's another ROMhack with a similar difficulty and no new gen handholding bullshit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbound is great if you skip all the cutscenes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon Reborn and Rejuvenation

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many solutions to this moronic b***h and her cow that you must be moronic.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In gen 2 at least, Bugsy's TM is Fury Cutter:
    >Fury Cutter starts with a base power of 10. Every time it is used successively, its power will double, up to a maximum of 160 (which is five consecutive turns).
    All of the starters second evos can learn it.
    X Accs can be bought from the Goldenrod Dept. Store.

    You can plow through Whitney.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First evos? Whatever. Second stage.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROLL ME OUT
    (roll me out inside)
    CAN'T SWITCH OUT
    (make me take a dive)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the level 4 Sentret is next in line after your lead gets taken out

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Use Ditto (Which you can capture right before Whitney
    >Name it Optimus
    >Transform
    >And Roll Out

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just karate chop it

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced I just played Pokemon wrong my entire life. I would just capture pokemon that I thought looked cool, and build my team based off what I thought was a badass team. I didn't focus on types, stat metrics, weaknesses, or anything. I never even bothered to learn what types are strong/weak against other types. You have people out there focusing on how fast a certain stat grows on a certain pokemon, and I never bothered to learn about Special Attack and Special Defense. I just fricking used a pokemon with a strong attack and if it did nothing I switched pokemon and did it again, like a trial and error thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you manager to beat the game like this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, managed to beat each one up until Pokemon X and Y, that's about when I dropped the series. I didn't play any Pokemon games after that.

        Now that I think about it, I really haven't played a Pokemon game in a LONG TIME, I still like pokemon just got sick of the games. I was gonna play Arceus but it looked so bad, and same for Sword and Shield. I also just don't care for the Nintendo Switch.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's indeed Very bad. Pokémon died after Sun and moon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those "people" are adults who are overly analytical about a game where the protagonists are 10 years old.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the best way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you manager to beat the game like this?

      I mean, sure, XY and later games are too fu@#$ easy, like impossible not to beat, but beating things like gen II-IV Red isn't easy task, unless your grind like Crazy for impossible high level.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >too fu@#$ easy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did i touch a nerve? Sorry.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick off back where you belong reddithomosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I do actually grind like crazy/a lot as well until I could beat the gym leader.

        If you aren't playing autism romhacks and haveno interest in multiplayer then all that RPG nerd shit is completely optional. You really shouldn't be proud of not being able to understand an RPG made for illiterate children though

        I'd bet you money that children now, or maybe 15-20 years ago, weren't so over analytical as to focus on stats and metrics. I suppose the autistic ones were.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Noticing that you have stats in an RPG and that they affects things is not over analytical.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you aren't playing autism romhacks and haveno interest in multiplayer then all that RPG nerd shit is completely optional. You really shouldn't be proud of not being able to understand an RPG made for illiterate children though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Anon that's exactly how you should play for the singleplayer experience which is ofc how the game is made and should be

      Anyone mixmaxxing outside of comp battles (which is autistic enough)to beat a literal braindead childrens game is a turbo sperg

      Hell, on the flipside of the autism spectrum we get Nuzlocke which at least tries to make the game more fun with some challenge

      Did you manager to beat the game like this?

      You can beat any pokemon game mashing A with any Pokemon and pretty much any tactic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >franchise made for 5 year olds
      >complete it playing like a 5 year old
      what do you mean you're playing it wrong, it was made to accommodate children. you can beat every game with just your starter spamming flamethrower.
      what was the fricking point of this post??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that's the right way to play if you want to have fun, these games are boring as frick if you just roid out your starter and sweep every NPC team.

      One of my most memorable playthroughs of pokemon ever was a run of Pearl version where I intentionally used the shittiest pokemon I could find and basically my ace ended up being an Onix with an Electric Hidden Power. I don't think I even beat the league in that save but I still remember using that fricking Onix to beat the Water gym because none of my other shitmons had anything that could hit Water super effectively.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more fun playing that way than trying to balance everything perfectly. That's basically what you did as a kid, just catch cool mons, see how they do, then either keep them or swap out for something else. Having the autism of knowing about EVs, balancing typings, natures, abilities, etc. means concerning yourself with it more and having less fun overall.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember what this hot hag said. True chad trainers use their favourite Pokemon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        my favorites are my favorites because they're strong

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, she would have had a better point if she was the champion and had a memorably tough fight.
          But when she goes down like all the others her words ring false.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorites are my favorites because they are either turtles or monsters. Or monster turtles

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Competitive play does far more to endear me to individual Pokemon than anything in the actual games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half of my favorite Pokemon literally only have use as suicide lead hazard setters or pivot tanks.
        I hate liking Bug types.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My earliest teams in blue version consisted of 3 electric types(raichu, jolteon, and zapdos) just because I liked them all

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% chance you are dead.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep powder ya doofus

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon needs a reboot. Not a remake or a rehash, but a new world and story for the original 151 pokemon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon need good devs. That can make a good 2020's game with no bugs.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone played Legacy Crystal here?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeeee im on victory road

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro?? Your heracross??

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the hardest fight in S/V?

    Arven almost got me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the only time any of my pokemon ever fainted was when my Fug fainted to a fricking Greedent. And I mean that, I don't think I ever had any other pokemon faint.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      arven, but only because i was immensely underleveled. i went into the final titan fight in the mid-40s, had absolutely no trouble, and so i thought i'd continue the storyline because why the hell wouldn't you?
      when he threw out the level 58 greedent against my level 45 arboliva i know i fricked up.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a crush on her sprite.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never noticed that she was wearing a baseball uniform until like a few months ago. I wonder what the idea was with that.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hurff whitney is hard!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lv.30 on whitney! lol, thats some unnecessary griding.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bulk up twice
    >immune to stomp and takes 0 damage from rollout
    >drain punch
    maybe go back to hello kitty island adventure if whitney is too tough for you

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    help me lovecraft, i am going insane!

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come all the women in Johto are little b***hes that wine and cry except Jasmine?

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=0NFx4etugFZq82hW

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well done Typhlosion, a most impressive Thunder Punch, most impressive indeed, well done.
    HOWEVER.
    >physical special split

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get mudslap and lower the shit out of its accuracy.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the official pokemon tierlist for the only gen that matters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This must be your furgay tier listing, because it's not competitivegay tier listing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >competitive gen 1 pokemon
        Only played gen 1 2 and 3 when i was like 10. Competitive pokemon is of zero interest to me. This is the official "well designed monsters- tierlist"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          As I said, your furgay tier list.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            calling it "furgay" is a bit redundant since its pokemon, mouthbreather

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost/Water for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like drum n bass and jazz
      guess i'm a zubat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragon and ice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost/Ice

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inflict status
    >suddenly its non issue.

    Besides few moments, any Pokemon game boil into press A or maybe sword dance/calm mind then sweep.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my stupid ass being so confused because I thought Rollout was a Ground type move. Nope Rock.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfers you HOPE for rollout to be the first move
    The worst is fricking STOMP then rollout

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I caught a lapras in crystal and it made the 8th gym and champion so easy I once shotted everything with it

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    go back and get an onix or geodude moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Try this is Stadium 2
      >Miltank used Earthquake

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it was Jasmine using a fricking Mantine and Corsola

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Save yourself by getting better pokemon

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game?

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >growls once
    >miltank is now useless
    are you homies frickin stupid or sumin?

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