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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting real tired of this shit. Why does Sony, Microsoft, Capcom, SE (Lol) and PC never fricking dethrone these homosexuals at vidya conferences for once?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they don't really know what makes Directs so good to begin with.

      they just monkey see-> monkey do

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because they don't really know what makes Directs so good to begin with.
        Please enlighten us, Mr. Redditor, what is it exactly that makes Nintendo Directs so heckin' good?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they dont randomly add Black folk to games, speed past shit indie games instead of the fricking WORLD PREMIERE

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is it exactly that makes Nintendo Directs so heckin' good?
          Smash reveals, but Nintendo doesn't have that anymore.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What he

          >what is it exactly that makes Nintendo Directs so heckin' good?
          Smash reveals, but Nintendo doesn't have that anymore.

          said. Now that Smash isn't a distraction anymore, people now see there's nothing in these showcases but shovelware and old ports.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the occasional shadowdrop like the $40 Metroid Prime remaster. The occasional actually good game like Metroid Dread.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >old ports/remasters is what Nintehomies consider "good"

            Damn...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which one was Dread?
              Also, Yes. A good remake of a good game is better than a bad new game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They show games and don't waste time talking about the developers and they lives or random bullshit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            at this point, i think nintendo is using AI to make their games, i don't even know if humans are behind them

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Working for Nintendo is probably a soul destroying experience, but fricking hell does it get results.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and don't waste time talking about the developers and they lives or random bullshit.
            This is a big thing. I hate when I'm watching game trailers and some racially ambiguity bright haired mutt pops up to tell me how much she loves diversity. Nothing kills my enjoyment harder.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. I fricking hate this meta bullshit. Imagine watching a trailer for movie you anticipate but instead of showing actual trailer, it's a cameraman telling you how his mom's boyfriend supported his hobby.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of them arent actually very good tho

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing anymore. They're soulless as frick now and switchlets are morons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. How many trailers has Sony shown for final fantasy xvi at this point? And each succesive one has made me want to buy the game less and less. Same thing happened with death loop and last of us 2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Nintendo has a million games they are working on at a time. There's always a project or two they can provide info on whereas all these other companies stretch themselves stuff thin just for the sake of having a conference and not being left behind in the news cycle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan > EN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a viable excuse since many Japanese companies are becoming EN status in terms of lolcowdom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony and MS spent the better half of the last two decades completely ignoring their first party IPs while chasing tech dominance that's ultimately only relevant in the short term.
      Now it's too late and they're forced to release everything as multiplats while Nintendo can just give a middle finger to people crying about ports, because they know they're big enough to survive without them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mostly Japanese games are shown
      >Nobody is trying to show off graphical prowess on the Switch, so the games focus more on the gameplay
      >No mid show ads like Geoff does, everything is at a rapid pace
      >Has the power of multiple popular active IPs that will make people happy
      >Has the power of multiple dormant IPs that make people happy when revived
      >Indie games (mostly) don't show up because Nintendo has a separate show for them
      >Nintendo has a frickton of employees and studios so there's a good amount of content to show
      >Something gets shadowdropped
      >Nintendo Directs have more notoriety than every other event (now that E3 is kill) so you end up with a lot of high profile devs wanting to put their big game reveals on the show, even if Switch is the worst place to play it
      >Autism magnet that attracts the most dedicated people who will shill how good the event was for free
      >May god help us when Smash season rolls around
      >They usually end up having he best games

      Xbox actually has the formula down pretty well, they just get hung up on showing off generic AAA shit sometimes. Everyone else either fricks up the formatting or just doesn't have enough shit to show to make their event worthwhile.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They won and they haven't showed anything, that how bad these events were.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo already won.

    If you aren't on Nintendo's side by this point, you're a troony. Plain and simple.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have faith
    They have to give information about Pikmin 4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they tend to do that in Overview Youtube videos.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No-one but manchildren and women care about Nintendo. They aren't anywhere near on the level of Fromsoft and Capcom, which most care about nowadays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Capcom
      I agree with From Software, but Capcom is completely pozzed and woke now lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I agree with From Software
        Kys fromtroony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumb snoy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expect yet another sub 48 hour announcement of a Partner's Showcase by the end of the month.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they have to do to instantly win this week is release Side Order

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure hope there is a june direct.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How are we doing so far?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they even have people come out and talk in Mini / Partner Showcases?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no June direct. Just random shadow drops on twitter for the next few months

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atlus already saved it. Cope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really did, starfield might be good but the aesthetic that game has is ugly as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >P3 demake
      >more P5 garbage nobody wants
      >Re:Fantasy is just isekai Persona
      They lost hard. Todd the Godd won.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ftfy

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo is the only company still making games which sucks because I fricking hate this company

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope. Nintendo had a good lineup in 2017 when they had to sell their hardware to not go bankrupt. Even since then it's just been 90% remasters and shovelware.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so everyone agrees there's no E3 direct this year, it's been too long. See you guys in September

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI generates a Direct anytime they get caught up with a controversy or public attention calls for them to be distracted

    Not surprising from a big collaborator of BakWrok.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they can show a Monkey Jesus tier doodle of Metroid Prime 4 as a teaser and it would still win (Not) E3

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we're going to get silksong news this is where it will be

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Treehouse, so we can send another card.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo wins by doing absolutely nothing

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo isn't doing a single thing again until the switch 2 after pikmin

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's a shit year when Ubisoft put on the best showcase. I don't even plan on buying any of the games Ubisoft showed but at least they had release dates and gameplay.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Earthbound 64

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch Directs haven't been the same since Smash ended

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they lost a lot after iwata died

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, Iwata's death.
      Reggie leaving was the final nail in the coffin.
      They were corny, but I enjoyed the dumb skits and storylines they did. It had something human to it, especially with Iwata presenting the things for you.
      Now they have handsome_japanese#32 present stuff in a professional but sterile way.
      Nintendo directs market the games, sure, but the directs themselves arent as entertaining as they used to be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The skits were shit but endearing, however I'd rather just have vidya announcements at the end of the day instead of wasting runtime fricking about.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are basically watching a commercial. You can spend 5-6 minutes of your life in total of your life per direct without going crazy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A JAPANESE MAN HOLDING BANANAS?!
            >SAVE ME MARIO! I'M GOING CRAZY!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree, they have been infinitely better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i agree, they have been infinitely better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >assblasted smashhomosexual calling anyone other than himself troony
          go molest children at a local tournament groomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing was better than the start of nintendos direct revealing hero then at the end they revealed banjo. holy frick they know how to put on a show

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy to me that none of the smash clones even try making trailers for their characters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they have been better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dilate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. smash troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Direct begging dropped considerably after Smash at least.
      What you are seeing is just the ass-end of the console's life cycle and post-COVID development slacking

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wholesome Direct
    >Devolver Direct
    >Grasshopper Direct
    Like I kind of get Suda using it, he's a massive tendie and Devolver is being ironic or whatever, but what other showcases are branded as Directs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield Direct

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah. Surprised MS didn't have them brand it as something else

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only winning move is not to play.
    Because you just know if they do a direct it will be full of shit other people have already announced like those purse owner games on the xbox show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Senua's saga
      >Fable
      >Clockwork Revolution
      >Avowed
      >South of Midnight
      >MSFS24
      >Kunitsu-gami
      >SW Outlaws
      >Payday 3
      >Atlus
      I get the gripe that most of those showed no release date or gameplay, but the show was stacked. Even if half of those turn out to be flops, it's still a super strong showcase

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah Nintendo is the only one that does these shows right. If it's not coming out in six months it's not relevant and shouldn't be shown. Only good game Xbox had was Starfield which I'm very excited to play

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, but at the same time, the marketing period for new and smaller franchises like the ones in this showcase is much more important compared to Nintendo's established IPs. If people don't know that the studios which you newly acquired are working on something, it can also hurt your brand, this is more of a problem for investors than it is for consumers and Nintendo does not have to worry about this, at least right now.

          Literally 2 games out of those look interesting. How the frick is 20% "okay" looking games a super strong showcase ??

          May I know which those 2 are anon?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If it's not coming out in six months it's not relevant and shouldn't be shown
          just like metroid prime 4 and bayo 3 back in the day, right anon?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot Advance Wars

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Metroid prime 4 being a development disaster is one of the main reasons why they don't announce games that aren't ready anymore

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What about ToTK?

              hopefully they follow capcom's example and start churning out new IPs again, they've completely stopped after 2019 (no that one shitty japan only visual novel doesn't count)

              Capcom literally had the worst showcase, worse than both Sony and Ubisoft. Even worse than fricking Devolver.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What about ToTK?
                Probably an exception since it's made in house and not by a second or third party studio

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn't that make it even worse, having a 4 year window between announcement and release date for a title which you have full developmental and marketing control over?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Covid lockdowns happened. Japs only dropped all their moronic laws related to it at the beginning of this year

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you are arguing that a game should not be announced until it's ready, correct?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think one or two big name flagship games are okay but when 90% of your lineup is possible vaporware I don't think you should be showing it off. I was excited for scalebound and it got cancelled. I was excited for metroid prime 4 and it got scrapped and remade. What happened to the rare game in 2020 with the dancing tribal people controlling animals? Is it still even a thing?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the rare game in 2020 with the dancing tribal people controlling animals? Is it still even a thing?
                You mean Michel Ancel's Wild? That's been vaporware since like 2015.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everwild_(video_game)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's ok when Nintendo do it with their biggest franchise but not ok when Microsoft do it with their numerous studios, because...? It's the same story, it's either ok to announce games 1-2 years prior to release to build up hype or not. Microsoft learned from their mistake with Scalebound and that's why we now see a lot more first party stuff in showcases and less exclusivity deals from the company.

                >Is it still even a thing?
                Rare hasn't been a thing since the 90s.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally 2 games out of those look interesting. How the frick is 20% "okay" looking games a super strong showcase ??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avowed because I'll take a new 1st person fantasy game, and Kunitsu-gami looks nice.
        I'm a big jrpg gay and even the atlus stuff was disappointing. Fricking project re : persona.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen here, you wiener. If Kid Icarus is not in the direct, I don't give TWO FRICKS about YOUR DICK

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there no direct tomorrow?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing announced yet. Nintendo usually has a presentation in June, but last time it was just Xenoblade 3 and a mini.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Expect Pikmin 2 direct and the OP getting banned by bringing vidya flame war at best

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it’s happening, when will they announce it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They usually announce them a day or two in advance, and they usually fall on a Wednesday or Thursday, so if there's nothing tomorrow (which I'm expecting), they'll probably just drop a bunch of shit on Twitter, and maybe do a Partner Mini at the end of this month and a Pikmin 4 Direct in early July

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure love a dozen indie farming games that no one will ever play.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvelous already announced like 4 on their own. I don't think we have to worry too much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I sure love a dozen indie farming games that no one will ever play.
      Still better than Pikmin slop.
      I hate those shitty games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?
        It's a niche and unique series with great gameplay and an interesting setting, it doesn't compete with other franchises in a meaningful way and keeps the timer system despite it being controversial.
        It seems like the furthest thing from slop to me.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think we're getting nothing tomorrow. Ninty is banking on TOTK for the rest of the summer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at this point they need a new console, there's nothing left to release on the switch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        even if they release a new console soon (they won't) they'd still release games on the basic switch, it's too risky otherwise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prime 4 is probably going to be the switch's swan song or it will be another botw scenario. That said, we still have p3 reloaded and tactics coming if atlus doesn't go full moron and fe4 remake, but other than that pretty much

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But xbox (todd) already saved it

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully they follow capcom's example and start churning out new IPs again, they've completely stopped after 2019 (no that one shitty japan only visual novel doesn't count)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What new IPs has Capcom made besides Exoprimal? Path of the Goddess is literally just the Onimusha game from the leaks rebranded. If anything Capcom is one of worst cranking out yearly RE games

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        exoprimal, path of the goddess and pragmata

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actual new IP
          >name change
          >game that was just delayed indefinitely
          Ok

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>name change
            completely moronic excuse for an argument, devil may cry was originally a resident evil game, still a new IP

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DMC is drastically mechanically different from RE. Path of the Goddess looks like an Onimusha game. Even if we accept it as a new IP, that's only one more. Capcom still largely runs off of legacy IPs and collections. They aren't cranking out tons of new IPs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we've barely seen anything about PotG but they already stated it had a strategic element which is completely absent from onimusha, stop being a homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pragmata
          I'm so sorry anon

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes pls

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even about console war shit anymore
    I just want to have something to like about video games.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your next Nintendo Direct
    >port
    >dlc expansion
    >port
    >remake
    >farming sim
    >port
    >look what old games we're adding to NSO that should have been there when the service started
    >remake
    >port
    >dlc expansion
    >generic jrpg
    >dlc expansion
    >indie sizzle real
    >"long awaited" remake that they want to hype up with a big reveal
    Followed by
    >YASSSSSS NINTENDO WON THEY WON THEY WON NO I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT ANY OF THE NON-NINTENDO GAMES SHOWED BUT THEY WON BECAUSE I SAID THEY DID WOOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this still makes Nintendo win by showing GAMES
      frickers need to stop talking about their feelings and gay bullshit instead of showing GAMES

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo could show just DLC and it would win E3

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