Save the decaying, rotting, bloated corpse of the Princess!!!
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Save the decaying, rotting, bloated corpse of the Princess!!!
Save the decaying, rotting, bloated corpse of the Princess!!!
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Wow, Slay the Princess isn't even out yet and you've already won?!
I know right I must be damn good at the game
But i need to poop
>this is what happens when the princess says she's trans
how grim.
So. Per the formula, I will instead have sex with the Morgue employee between me and the princess, who will be revealed to be a sexy woman in disguise (and probably also some kind of anthropomorphic animal, considering how these threads normally go).
i ressurect her with my necromancer magic!
then i sex her resuscitated corpse!
This is a joke you idiot you aren't actually supposed to sympathize with the body
>i ressurect her with my necromancer magic!
You gonna need diamonds to get that girl.
>willing
i don't think this spell will work as you want it to work anon
Would she prefer to keep getting raped in the burning tentacle pits for all eternity?
EZ I'm sure nothing wrong will happen with this idea
Oh frick
My words mean nothing now.
Rip her out of the bag and FEAST
Eue
Why is she in a leaky trashbag?
She wasn't a very good princess.
did she recover?
lol
WHY IS HE STILL HERE?!
Kek good one Anon
Its been years…
Okay but what if I want to frick the corpse handler?
See.
Told you.
Like clockwork.
Frick.
Well, in for a penny, in for a pound.
FRICK
gods' work
Why does every thread have to go this way
Yeah we could use more flat chicp2dar
ks
I nut
every time
It's getting tiring.
At least there aren't any inflation/fatgays
your best hope is hanging yourself and getting rigor erectus.
Ok but how did she die?
Ligma.
Balls
dick to the face
that's classified
I tear the rotting carcass apart to save the beautiful Skeleton Princess from her flesh prison.
Dont even know what she looks like
Honestly, I wouldn’t. Maybe as a 1 time disposable frick, but a corpse is like a sex doll I’d imagine. It’s just a pain and you have to clean it out after every use. And moving all the limbs around just makes fricking it a chore. It’s just not worth the hassle.
Grow up and deal with living women 30+ who are looking to settle down. It’s better for you
What happens if she dies before you though? You give her a nice burial? PSHHT
Hypothetically speaking, would an autopsy be able to tell if I ejaculated in her after she died or just before she died?
Eh I could see it,
Morgue guy is actually a high level necromancer carrying the princess out of the dungeon.
>bad news, there is no way to get you out of this dungeon alive.
>good news, I can cast raise dead.
How utterly violent.
regular human princess ending
>Human
Booooring
Boring is good
You can’t exactly tell whats supposed to be in that bodybag
zoom zoom
open paint and make it something better. also I didn't want to have those morons crawling out of their dank crevices, complaining about nothing and shitting up the thread while contributing nothing.
be the change you want to be, do a proper contribution then
Wasted ult
>regular human princess ending
Does that imply there are other endings with other princesses?
How do we turn her into gamer princess for continuity with upskirt guy
DEATH
*right clicks*
Images you can hear
O
the wind hurts
>why did she die, Isaac?
fricking kino
ludokinosovlwhatever
treat with care
Necrogays fricking suck ass.
You know who I'm gonna frick?
The flies.
The... two flies... around the body?
Yeah. Fly princess's(Twins)
Just use magic to make'em bigger.
You illiterate anon?
Hnnggh. I want to put babbies in them...
>babby
What are you, the Troll King?
hnnnng
No I'm blind
Corpse? What corpse? The princess is right here.
Nice cremation.
That fricking jackass is here to try and frick the decaying, rotting, bloated corpse of the Princess that you were tasked to cremate! Use your blue collared vidya knowledge to stop him!
It's not my job to stop necrophiliacs from fricking the corpses. I'll just call my supervisor and let him call the police.
You're right, it isn't, but your shithead supervisor says if he had to hear some shit like that from you again you're fired. Despite this, you can't cremate a fricked corpse for some reason.
Does the crematorium just not accept fricked corpses for some reason
Turns out there's a very good reason. Apparently the cremater is so dingy that an abnormal amount of moisture can make the machine explode. That's why corpses have to be cleaned of all of their fluids. So if this guy fricks the corpse you'll have to start the whole process all over again.
Thats fricking stupid
then where do the fricked corpses go?
Up your ass
that's hot
gay
To the Unfricking Facility of course. It's a very cumbersome process of needing to hook the tube to the corpse to drain any potential fluids and there's always this one annoying butthole there who you keep running into that talks about his start up that he's "totally gonna do once he makes enough money to quit his Untucking Facility Management job to work full time on his start up" which you know is bullshit. Look, the point is we don't want anyone fricking this corpse.
I'm gonna stick my dick in the unfricking machine.
you're gonna end up like that dude from the mummy
It'd feel amazing though
there's a lot of rules and regulation when dealing with corpses, some call it rigor mortis
Don't party with corpses
>cremate
I've been playing too much Among Us I read that as crewmate
Thanks for the idea
4 MINUTES BEFORE DEATH
oh shit
There's a chance.
Okay thread for a Princess Thread in all honesty.
My guess is that there were no cutesy anthro animals this time around
Well, bye everybody!
Bye, Dr. Nick!
Hey, you know it's that time of the 4 years, right?
>The wha-