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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the companions are great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, karlach and will are trash tier compared to the rest.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karlach is literally the only good female romance option
        Still not as good as my vampire boy and Gale

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, but as a character she’s pretty shit. She’s like the embodiment of a Redditor self inserted into the game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What exactly makes something Reddit?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you don't get it you never will

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not being a sociopath or otherwise deranged.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is karlach the only one with an ending? Shadowheart literally had no ending. I can't be bothered with another game of this dogshit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He didnt unlock the DMCV Avernus Cigar smoking end

        Your loss m8

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the cigar was cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. only astarion and laezel are genuinely great. gale kinda grew on me. i liked shart at first but then she becamse completely meh. wyll is a boring non-charcater, karlach i'm ambivalent towards, halsin is a meme, haven't used jaheira or minsc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minsc is reddit. Jaheira is a cool granny but is sadly completely useless in combat unless you respec her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jaheira is great and very lively. Gale is endgame though he got infinitely better on Act 3 and its a shame I rejected him. But he will be my right hand man when we take over the brain.

        Astarion is probably the best written. Hated his flamboyant homosexualry at first, then grew to love him. Lae'zel is also fantastically written.
        I think Shadowheart is mostly liked because she's hot. Her writing is fine but not outstanding.
        Karlach doesn't have great writing and no character development, but she's somehow the most lovable from start to finish. Her quest throughout the game is clearly unfinished.
        Wyll and Gale are pretty boring with boring quests.

        >Her writing is fine but not outstanding.
        Its better actually and pretty nuanced. She is the type to suffer silently and you can hear it in her defeated voice by the end. Its not for those who need exaggerated displays to feel something for the character.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Jaheira but all the "I'm too old for this shit" lines got tiring, makes me wish Minsc got introduced earlier so they could be the party mentors together

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this, really by the time they join, your party is pretty much set for the finale

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion is probably the best written. Hated his flamboyant homosexualry at first, then grew to love him. Lae'zel is also fantastically written.
      I think Shadowheart is mostly liked because she's hot. Her writing is fine but not outstanding.
      Karlach doesn't have great writing and no character development, but she's somehow the most lovable from start to finish. Her quest throughout the game is clearly unfinished.
      Wyll and Gale are pretty boring with boring quests.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gale's fine. I appreciated his useful advice throughout my adventure. I liked how you could tell him to explode at the end of act 2 when all the big bads were in the same room for an early ending.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Karlach doesn't have great writing and no character development, but she's somehow the most lovable from start to finish
        You should pick up phone gacha games they have lots of .jpgs for you. Tasteless ape

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that the gay rapist vampire is being held as some sort of achievement in writing is all the proof I need that the people praising this piece of shit larian garbage are actual shills

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one's raping anyone. In fact there's a severe lack of rape in the game. every companion asks for you concent like thrice before engaging in coitus. if it was irl it'd fricking kill any lust i had at the moment

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          chatgpt generated comment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All companions are shit, le quirky mary sues and gary sues that are super specials and have godlike powers, low level campaign btw.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >low level campaign btw.
        No one gives a frick about DND, people are here for the Lariankino

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I give q frick about making your scenario's.
          >all d&d should be made up of what you like. frick rule books

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad, choke on tyrone's wiener.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry somewhere else, Rakshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single companion is great

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ast is kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wyll is so unbelievably boring and is hard carried by Mizora.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I was suprised by how much i liked astarion and his story. The ending was blade kino

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is he literally hisoka?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are many similarities.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such as?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you'd know if you played the game + watched the anime. i'll explain if you admit you haven't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were literally hisoka?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We live in a society indeed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he kidnapped kids not raped them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even close to Hisoka; Hisoka doesn't even begin to care about other people's opinions, would never subject himself to the will of others (his vampire boss) and is explicitly interested in challenging himself to become stronger through direct confrontation, not finding excuses not to fight/targeting the weak.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but he is literally James, I mean not the same VA but I swear I can hear astarion doing the team rocket chant very easily.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is only fun with a party of players. The origin characters are all homosexuals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you'd picked a female custom character you'd see they're actually all straight, maybe you're the gay for wanting to hang out with a bunch of dudes.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I admit I didn't like him the moment I met him but he eventually became my favorite. I didn't realize that his VA voiced Heisenberg in RE8 as well.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killed him immediately

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TORtanic 2.0 thread

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. But If Astarion was a female, maybe.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made for hardcore, body and mind shattering hand holding

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm perfectly capable of pressing F5 on my own thank you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea what you're talking about do you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm perfectly capable of pressing F5 on my own thank you.

        My bad meant for

        you'd know if you played the game + watched the anime. i'll explain if you admit you haven't.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHATS
    THE
    APPEAL????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is just what tumblr does and that is the target audience.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Astarion/charname

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy when we all know it's Tav.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tsundere, yandere that you can change with the power of love all rolled into a single character. Also blood drinking is a real fetish

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >astarion/dark urge
      Best pairing.

      use him as your main character. he's actually not gay

      He's not gay, simply the one love interest he talks about happens to be male.
      Same as Gale totally not being straight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you play astarion as a main character he bangs the crap out of shadowheart

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ironic since he doesn't seem to like her all that much. Is it hate sex?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            replay the game and choose a pre made character

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ironic since he doesn't seem to like her all that much. Is it hate sex?

          Every single origin has exclusive romance dialogues with every single companion, Karlach has unique dialogues with freaking Minthara

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        urge
        i'm plying durge, and it fricking sucks. at the end of act twi and only got like 3 short events pertaning to it. also not really sold on the idea of me just being an animated viscera. sounds gay as frick. might drop this playthrough and go for a regular tav one. Not to mention having astarion support you 100% and then telling him to not ascend feels like a betrayal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          only play dark urge if you're a fan of bg, it's just one way of playing it. just make your own character

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          dark urge / minthara a best

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you make your own decisions as a player.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Astarion/Charname

      Charname is CANONICALLY straight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking elven males is not gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets a nice upgrade when you complete his story arc with cazador so honestly it makes sense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's fun

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    use him as your main character. he's actually not gay

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    astarion is a pre-made character you can choose for your campaign character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >respeccing him into a paladin and forcing him to be a moralgay
      >also having him romance Wyll for maximum suffering

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's not do anything hilarious
    I love this flamboyant jerk so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't help but love that gay. he's bad ass as an ascended

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's cool is that you can mold anyone in your entourage to you're choosing, and pick pocket the lich afterwards

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
    Yeah, I'm thinking he's literally me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking cringe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        underage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        2new4me

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tells me he is a vampire
    >"alright cool no problem"
    >that night
    >tries to bite me
    >character is freaked out as if I didn't know hes a vampire
    >all dialog is as if its the first time finding out hes a vampire
    bro they did him so fricking dirty in act 1, everything is fricked and set up to just get vamp gays to lust after his dick. When he is himself and not being a gay in act 1 he's honestly pretty cool and a bro for dickish characters.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      me he is a vampire
      >>"alright cool no problem"
      >>that night
      to bite me
      is freaked out as if I didn't know hes a vampire
      >>all dialog is as if its the first time finding out hes a vampire
      happened to me too. was kinda lame. i headcanon it as tav didn't believe him the first time and thought he was pulling a prank in his usual fashion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The event flags in this game are fricked, having important character moments tied to long rests was a fricking stupid idea

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The event flags in this game are fricked, tying important character moments to long rests was a fricking stupid idea

        >anon's flag got reset
        damn it's that bad huh?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The event flags in this game are fricked, tying important character moments to long rests was a fricking stupid idea

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let him get his revenge, free of charge

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Gankereddit, give it to me straight, did you let him suck your blood

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, and more

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would like to meet this "Astarion", D.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a gay but he's a funny gay

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fall in love with every vampire hunter

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop calling him a gay. He's as much of a gay as everybody else in this game. Which is a moronic tendency started or popularized by dragon age 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he talks like an catty effeminate queen b***h
      he's a gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is more of a gay than any of the other men for the sole reason of having a previous male romantic interest
      and you can pretend that sebastian meant nothing to him, but there's dialogue that says otherwise
      also, i believe he is the only male companion that has ANY sort of flirtatious banter with other men

      so yeah, he is definitely more homosexual than the rest, even halsin

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even halsin
        Halsin admits to full blown pirate orgies, can't get more homosexual than that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn't an orgy, it was a single pirate afair

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but he is a broken polyamorous bawd who never speaks of falling in LOVE with another man. Astarion does, if briefly.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not gay if you say 'no homo'
            ok, bro

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Falling in love with a man is a bigger level of gay than having sex purely for the sake of pleasure with a man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and you can pretend that sebastian meant nothing to him
        why would i pretend that? he clearly did. you never forget your first love, or your first kill, for that matter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to kill him at first for being a gay, but turns out he's the least homosexual male companion in the game and is a really chill bro. I also refused that fricker any blood.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game filled with homosexualry
    >developers of said game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf isnt this that gay gamespot reviewer guy i recognize that name

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        also it looks like he may have contracted AIDS, i remember he was fat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you stop posting the tencent picture?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This? About Tencent owning 30% of Larian?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you stop posting your favorite picture?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not mine
            so what do you think about people selling out to the chinese?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not mine
              lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ignoring the question?
                Interesting...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not mine
              HE'S AT IT AGAIN

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not mine
          so what do you think about people selling out to the chinese?

          not mine
          so what do you think about people selling out to the chinese?

          Ignoring the question?
          Interesting...

          >not mine

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its very easy to corner you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not mine
          so what do you think about people selling out to the chinese?

          Ignoring the question?
          Interesting...

          Its very easy to corner you.

          >not mine

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took him out to a stake dinner at the earliest opportunity. It only made sense as a Cleric. The generic QT Rogue hireling I replaced him with is leagues better because she isn't quipping every minute like it's a Marvel movie.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. AIDS haver

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished my first playthrough and had a pretty disappointing ending with him very rushed and sudden

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's common to almost every character because they are still working on the epilogues.
      You basically assume the conversation where
      >we're doing this after the ending of the game
      happened and move on.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this grumpy c**t is a pretty powerful character once you restat him

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing with him, Lae'zel, and Shadowheart were great. I felt like I was on an adventure with the b***hy "you can't sit with us" girls from high school and their snarky gay friend. Now I know why chicks love sassy queens, they're pretty funny. By the time I hit Act 3, I even found charm in the drag queen necromancer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I even found charm in the drag queen necromancer.
      ok, now that's actually gay. hand over your straight card and go get your cowboy boots from the quartermaster

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't say I wanted to frick the drag queen necromancer, just that I found him kind of funny.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart is better
    Cute girl wins by default, you're not a gay are you anon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shart
      You are not a cuck are you anon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better a gay than a cuck

        you can keep shilling this meme but you and I both know its bullshit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bullshit
          >only character together with halsin ok with fricking around and orgies
          Sure, bullshit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She literally disapproves if you don't want Halsin to bang her

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Judging by that picture, so does Astarion.
            If you romance him, wouldn't that make you both a homosexual AND a cuck?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better a gay than a cuck

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw keep Shahdowheart because waifu
    >tfw keep Laezel because in act 1 (she has a lot of unique shit, like SH)
    >tfw keep wyll because I want him to black my harem Eldritch Blast is OP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wyll only fricks after marriage

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's not ruin a perfectly comfy best boy thread with shart and cuckposting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shart posters are a blight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.
        t. Purple Mint connoisseur

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*saves your game*
    You don't even played the game.
    Post save

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny how you can bully him throughout the game.
      >a powerful vampire ascendant
      >kick him in the balls
      >he runs away crying
      >make him thank you outloud for helping him
      >dropping a temple on him

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed him the first time I met him because he held a knife to my throat. I only realized he was actually a companion when I reached Act 3 and everyone was talking about him. Also Lae'zel died on the nautiloid because I tried to kill that commander. I also failed the strength role on Gale. I was playing with fricking Shadowheart, Wyll and Karlach all the way to act 3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I killed him the first time I met him because he held a knife to my throat.
      same. i dont know who the frick would recruit him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        me 🙂

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          woman moment

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes.
            I get: a broken vampire hottie to nurse back to mental health, to love, and to adore, and to hold hands with.
            You get: a woman moment

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >to hold hands with

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Astarion's VA was such a BG fanboy that when he saw the casting offer, he immediately guessed it was possibly BG3 and submitted auditions for every single race and would have been happy even if he ended up as just a random npc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His VA elevates Ast so much it's unreal.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he elevates every character he voices tbqhwyfam

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does the right thing for once in his miserable life
    >final scene is him scurrying away from the sun like a rat while nobody gives a shit
    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final scene is him scurrying away from the sun like a rat while nobody gives a shit
      Minsc says that they will find Astarion and Boo will bring him a sunflower. That was nice, at least.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        More Minsc and Astarion bantz would have been great, they're the best boys

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got a really good bantz with them at the god statue place in act 3 where minsc said he would put boo on his head to match astarion and astarion was like oh good i dont look like that right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't get that line what the frick

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The companion reactions are randomized, 99% of the time you only get one comment from one party member per scene for some reason

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Minsc is moronic that's the joke (not kidding)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have him ascend and he asks what you desire to do next.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have let him become a vampire lord.

      His VA elevates Ast so much it's unreal.

      he elevates every character he voices tbqhwyfam

      He voiced Zeon Potato-Lover in XB3. And did a great job giving a ton of life to a guy who would have otherwise been a sort of boring sword-and-board goody 2shoes

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to load older save
    >gets stuck on 60% for 10m and eventually loads
    Any way to avoid this?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you break up with wyll in favour of astarion
    >let him find someone else to bury his blade in

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only wish is that your relationships with characeters in video games could evolve along more dimensions than liking vs hating.
    The affinity I have for my best male friend is different from the affection I have for my girlfriend which is different from the respect I have for my more reliable co-workers. It would be nice if your relationships with characters could have a couple of different end-states that are all still fully fleshed out relationships
    Even the friendships just feel like the romance paths minus a few extra scenes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asterion did actually have a talk with me about how “hey I wanted to talk about something I know we don’t see eye to eye but I appreciate how you’ve been backing me up but I have a favor” and I replied “what do you mean haven’t seen eye to eye” and he pretty much responded “Jesus you’re a goody two shoes is what I mean but regardless let’s do bad this once and seize power of the tadpoles” I just said yeah sure I’ll think about it and it didn’t really flesh out sadly but I thought it was a good moment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sadly the closest we've gotten is Dragon Age 2

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asstar is the only companion that feels fleshed out, all the others seem so one dimensional in comparison. Shadowheart's quest was so fricking dull for example.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that his entire persona relies on bullshit manipulation tactics and false bravado, he's definitely the one whose character benefits from a second playthrough.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bullshit manipulation tactics and false bravado
        yet he drops none of that even after he comes clean about it/gets redeemed, which is weird to me

        so what part of you is an act and what isn't? what part of you was there before you turned into a vampire slave, and what part of you only came up after hundreds of years of eating shit? this shit never really gets thoroughly explained.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are all interesting questions that make his character more nuanced (assuming it was intentional and not just "lel the writers forgot"), the problem is that a lot of critical information is locked behind the damn romance or some dialogue trees you wouldn't usually pick, the lack of new content after you do his quest in Act 3 doesn't help.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does in the ascending path

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s definitely underrated for sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >underrated
      >the romanceable companion when you count the number of people who romanced him AND the number of people who tried and failed to romance him

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion x Durge is kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more of a Gale x Durge kind of guy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this a Durge exclusive sex scene or something?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, just a model swap of Astarion's romance scene. Gale's actual scene is this.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew it, I thought it looked like Astarion's. Gale's sex scene sucks. It's more funny than it is hot or romantic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like the idea of it but the execution is far from perfect. I did like the tenderness of the lead up, seeing Gale's inner study and the view of the Waterdeep docks. It's also pretty disappointing you see no action if you decide to sleep with Gale without him using magic. He summons a bed were you both get on and have a kiss then it fades to black. Still enjoyed his romance and character arc overall and felt he was a good fit with Durge.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, if durge is a cute half-elven girl

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hated him at first but Jesus did his quest line turn into GOAT material

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am trying to 'assassinate' Kagha during the Druid section.
    Is it actually impossible to push her off the cliff?
    Every time I try, even when she is against the very edge, it seems that she bounces off an invisible wall.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there's a wall there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, seems that you're right.
        Even pushing my companions doesn't let me knock them over.
        That is a real shame.

        Just when I had a clever idea for once.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time that I just want to kill lots of motherfrickers on sight I pick Astarion. He's genuinely great.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you hire mercs in this game so your party doesn't constantly talk or get horny,? Also any 3.5e or RTWP mods?

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion reminds me alot of Sylvando from DQ, a flamboyant weirdo that you go in thinking you're gonna hate but his smarm and deadly capabilities end up keeping him in the party, he makes a great bard btw swap him to it ASAP.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one is safe from the Urge

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your tav right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just entering this thread to say I haven't played the game yet BUT... I want to just to kill this homosexual. His homosexual ass face with that dumbass curly white hair makes me want to break his nose
    Shame they picked such a punchable looking face as the flagship character for their ads and stuff because he's one of the main reasons I haven't bought it yet and ignored the game when I heard about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is good but there are aspects of it I'm not looking for forward to in a second playthrough. Your hatred for that character is unwarranted though. He's basically Starscream from Transformers with a sense of humor. If you want a character to dislike, choose Gale.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny interactions between him and Shadowheart.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing as him. All my companions just got pissed at me for ascending.

    I didn't like how the game forces you to have had a gay lover in the past, but I can at least pass it off as something forced on me by my gay former master.

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