>Say Gordon, now that the suppression field is down why don't you plow my daughter into oblivion?
>Say Gordon, now that the suppression field is down why don't you plow my daughter into oblivion?
>Say Gordon, now that the suppression field is down why don't you plow my daughter into oblivion?
GORDON, wake yo HONKEY ass up. That butthole gone frickin' TOOK her man she's frickin' GONE man SON of a muthaFRICKlN' b***h with his muhfrickin' unforeseen BULL FRICKIN' SHIT I'II KILL THAT MO'FRICKIN ASS frickin HOLE Gordon I'llMUTHAFRICKlN KILL that Gilbert Gottfried lookin' ass muthaFRICKER you frickin HEAR ME you WHITE ASS b***h I'm COMIN fo yo ass you piece of SHIT you creepy FRICKIN'butthole me'n my boy Gordon we gon BREAK THIS MOFRICKIN' CROWBAR on yo pasty WHITE ASS YOU ain't mo'frickin' HEAR DIS SHIT you butthole?!
Based, wish I was black
you're moronic so you can be an honorary black
RIP to the old voice actor
dont worry Eli, by tomorrow im gonna plap her black mesa so hard she will have twin nova prospekts
>IMMA BEAT CHO MONKEY AHH BOI
AIN'T DAT SUM TRIFLIN' ASS BO SHEIT
no way gay
GO.AWAY.FAT.MAN
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why wouldnt you want your daughter to get knocked up by gigachad mankind saviour
the only man to knock up a daughter should be her father
It's the post apocalypse. Everyone is either a malnourished and uneducated or old and probably also malnourished. Gordon is a physicist, reasonably fit, close to Alyx's age, and can obviously take care of himself and others. No wonder Eli ships him and Alyx.
>close to Alyx's age
nobody knows this though, Gordon is twice her age if not for stasis
at the very least, Eli and Breen know about the stasis since they are aware of G-Man
>Gordon Freeman, let me get a look at you man. My GOD you haven't changed one iota, how do you do it?
I mean Eli does know about G-Mans existence, but I'm not sure he knows what he's capable of. It's plausible he could have figured it out or at least have a suspicion, but he outright says he's surprised about his apparent lack of aging.
>eli believes he's giving a nearly 50-year-old man his mulatto daughter
Is he just a pervert and Gordon actually being her age was an unforseen consequence
I mean if you were Eli, who would you give your daughter to?
I think that if you take the setting seriously then Gordon would probably mention a few of the basics. It's not like they don't have at least a few opportunities to do so.
He's a mute protagonist for the benefit of game design but I don't think there is any general reason to where he would have to hide this information.
You could say he'd to it because it thinks that would keep people safer but having Eli refer the G-Man so confidently would suggest they'd discuss it at least at some level.
did the subtext that eli only plays at being a friendly old man and clearly knows much more than he lets on escape you? the voice acting was one of the only things in this game that holds up and his va pretty clearly conveys that he is covering for your lack of aging
>wow haha man you aged really well
the amount of time that has passed is impossible to brush off as aging well. a man approaching 50 will never pass for a man approaching 30. eli is just defusing that topic. why it didnt come up with barney or kliener is a mystery but eli definitely knows you were in stasis and doesnt want you to know he knows unless necessary.
*alyx with a visibly pregnant belly gets taken away* ITS GOD DAMN UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES GORDON SHIEET MY LIL OREO GRANDSON DONE GONE, I GUESS WE OFF THE BENNIES AND BACK TO WORK HUH GORDON
GORDON! I'M AN OLD MAN! I NEED TO SEE A GRANDCHILD BEFORE I DIE! CUM IN MY DAUGHTER'S FERTILE WOMB RIGHT THE FRICK NOW!
>Hey Gordon, it's me - A BASED BLACK MAN who FRICKING LOVES SCIENCE like you do
Why were Valve games so reddit like in appearance?
>Close friend so you know he's a good man
>Saved (or at least tried to) Black Mesa and saved the World (For the most part) so you know he's a reliable man
>Came out of statis so he's one of the only 20 somethings around so you know he's a young man
>Huge nerd with no b***hes so you know he's a free man
It's a bit strange to offer up your daughter to one of your best friends but really what's the alternative, Barney? Gross.
I know the game doesn't really focus on it, but imagine how weird it is being a friend with Gordon by Half Life 2. Dude can be your son.
I'm just surprised Kliener isn't dead.
Unless they went the Black Mesa route and just made him 40 during the incident
I guess he was just a really rough looking fourty something guy lul
I mean, Alyx seems to like Gordon "White Chocolate" Freeman.
>he wants white grandkids
Kek.
Eli is like the only black guy in the world anyway.
Because City 17 is in Eastern Europe.
>Ok, sure, but quick question: why is she a blue fox?
Obviously after HL: Alyx there is a new timeline that happens where Alyx doesn't take part in HL2
However her actions are still required, so GMan puts Krystal in her spot.
Only Gordon can realize the difference due to him being in stasis during the change
>tfw black hapa girls that are half your age
Wasn't Gordon in stasis?
He's like one of these one thousand years old shota.
Yeah the Black Mesa Incident was literally five minutes ago from his perspective, he's still 27 (it's been 20 years since then in-universe)
>mfw fully modelled
>hapa
blasian
still would however
Reminder that Gordon Freeman has the physics of a gigachad, he just looks like a dork wearing those glasses.
>Alyx laying naked on the bed, legs spread, voluptuous fertile body ready and waiting
>as Gordon approaches, there's a sudden flash of green and he vanishes
>"noooo wayyyyy fffffgay..."
>spying Eli kicks the bedroom door in
>"AWW HELL NAW, GEE-Black person!"
I laughed at GEE-Black person like some imbecile, fricking kek
>spying Eli
To think the old man is so committed to it he'll be spying on these two just to make sure Gordon doesn't pull a condom or some other bullshit.
>mfw Alxy doesn't remember anything due to her making a deal with G-man
Gordonbros....
>say gordon, can I ask you a solid one? my young daughter Alyx took the wrong flu pills and now she's deep asleep naked in her bed, yeah she likes to sleep naked, anyway can you look after her while I go get me some cigarettes? I figure I'll be out for like an hour or so, thanks champ I knew I could count on ya, don't forget to lock the door so no one disturbs the two of you while you're err yeah so no one disturbs you, see you later my man
Why does Eli want Gordon to frick his daughter?
I would totally give my daughter to Gordon if given the chance.
Are you black?
arab.
>the last blasian chick on Earth belongs to a nerdy white dude
How does he do it?
He cut the ponytail fricking sellout
>finally start pounding that b***h
>worth_the_weight.mp3
>suddenly
>room temperature drops
>can't move a muscle
>alyx is frozen in the middle of a moan
>DOCTOR FREEEEEEMAAAAANNNNNN
>I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart...
>I took the liberty of confiscating your viagra, it was after all government property
>as for the condoms, I believe you've earned them
>Don't go too hard, they might not last under the stress
>If you do, prepare for.... unforseen consequences
kino
>Sexual activity detected.
>Viagra administered.
>solos Combine and saves Earth
Soon....
>We will never that kino team up of Shepherd and Grigori
Frick Gabe Newell the hack.
>his game got scrapped
Shit.
HAVE SEX (LITERALLY)
nice filename
aye aye, sir!
He's gonna give Alyx the patented Black Mesa Sweet Voice.
>say, gordon, my daughter's got some nice bone structure but i'd like granddaughters with better behaved hair if you catch my drift
>black guy forces you to frick his mutt daughter
if this came out today you chuds would cry and piss and shit your pants
>actually we wouldn't because... uuuh... it's different, okay!?
>whataboutism
>if this came out today
Then Alyx would be ugly and I wouldn't give a shit.
maybe if the race were swapped.
troony Black person..
>Said no father fricking EVER
>last black man in existence gives his daughter to a white man
KINO!!!!
>Gordon my man I roofied Alyx shes passed out in the other room RIGHT NOW
>GO GO GO I'LL BE ON THE LOOKOUT
>homie DONT WORRY ABOUT NO CONDOMS JUST GET IN THERE AND DO WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE
>SHE A VIRGIN I KEPT HER CLEAN FOR YOU FOOL