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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY UH

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how graphics could possibly improve from this point.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IDS BAYNE :DDddDDd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAYNE?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHACK HIM

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's PAYNE!!!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fraud

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey its that guy who made the funny face in that old video game kek. I remember him!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need the i was posting on v edit

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sami Järvi

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Max Payne but Alan Wake and Control are pretentious.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretentious means ambition without substance. just because you're too dumb to understand something doesn't make it pretentious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That defines those games pretty well then.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Alan Wake is a metaphor for Sam and Remedy. The Alex Casey novels were always meant to be a parody of Max Payne and Sam's struggle with writers block and fame afterwards.

      In a lot of ways, Alan Wake is Sam's self-insert.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    INTRENET PORNO

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PAYNE IN THE BUTT

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an expression of Payne

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ICE EM

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope to one day be as happy and fulfilled as this man was dancing on stage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant help but grin like an idiot too seeing him on Stage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All I could think was, can Kojima surpass him?
        I mean on self-insert banter.

        Kojima loves to put himself in his games but Sam Lake went to the next level, casting himself as 3 characters and a dancing number. When are we gonna have Kojima dancing?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with Kojima is that he tries to make it all auteur and serious when he puts himself in
          When Sam put himself in, its because he knows its silly

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Sam managed to self-insert himself into a Kojima game. Hideo has to do a lot to catch up.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man I'm fricking blind.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was the highlight of the event, anyone who hated this hates vidya.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But... it had nothing to do with videogames.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >video game music
            >recreating a key scene from a video game
            >said video game was nominated for several awards and won two
            yup nothing at all to do with video games

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the song was shit but that almost felt intentional
          someone who has actually played AW2 will need to confirm that for me bc I know frickall about that series

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alan's pretty much dumbfounded by it in-game in the beginning but just rolls with it by the end. It's so much better handled in-game though, it's genuinely amazing.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrap it up

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since when did Ganker hate fricking Sam Lake?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the zoomers on here weren't even born when max payne released.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Election tourists

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit this is such a Neil Breen shot. Is Sam Lake the Neil Breen of vidya?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since he won narrative of the year by ripping off mouth of madness and insidious, all while there were plenty if original stories that could have won best narrative.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment Alan Wake 2 started to get critical acclaim. Zoomers and shitposters latched onto Saga to say the game was "woke," then it devolved into Sam Lake being "vain" and a bigger hack than Kojima. It's pretty funny considering none of these idiots ever played any Remedy game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked him until he sold his soul to ESG like the rest. And this shit will just encourage him to keep at it, so there's nothing to look forward from them anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's made moronic game decisions since AW1.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate fricking Sam Lake though. I just don't like that he sold his soul and made bad games after 2.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Payne in the butt!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your killing me

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has an amazing face ngl

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You do realise they had to race swap her so the reveal that she's related to Hatch (aka Door) from Quantum Break would make more sense right? This isn't some stupid poc race swap crap like other games do, there's a legitimate in-universe lore explanation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So eager to bite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These redditors don't care. They watched a YouTube essay by that British homosexual.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hatch (aka Door) from Quantum Break
      Nobody cares about Quantum Break.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, how did you even think that made sense in your head? They didn't "have to" do any of that. They could've just had Saga as originally envisioned and not had a moronic Quantum Break connection, or connect her to someone else.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUN HIM DOWN

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine. Max Payne remakes will update the old games and stay faithful with no unnecessary woke shit. The games will sell millions to the uninitiated zoomers.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think max pain is a pretty cool guy, he's still leading his studio into mainstream success 25 years later all while making multiple original ips but by connecting them together manages to keep them growing and relevant

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he's spent the last 30 years gooning

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is top even from? It wasn't in Alan wake right

    Why is Casey fbi instead of a cop if he's supposed to be max?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an easter egg in Quantum Break.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a cringe Manlet.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAKE
    >*teleports in front of you*
    >*lunges at you*

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE WITH THE OHIO GYATT RIZZ

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bang! You're dead, Max Payne!

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    le meme payne face

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE
    WHACK EM OFF

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sam you piece of filth why didn’t you race-swap yourself you Black person loving hypocrite, you woke hack!

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played sny max Payne game

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Malla Malmivaara hit the wall quick and hard after Quantum Break, anons would probably still whine about ugly women if they kept her in the role. Besides, I'm pretty sure she has quit acting for most part and focuses on her music and kids.
    That being said they could have cast another white woman.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say it.
    Okay, I will. I miss Remedy's games from Max Payne to Alan Wake. Instead of putting more work into varied action gameplay, they got further up their ass with focus on over-complicated concepts and over-written dialogue in place of actual plot.
    Control was going in a better direction, but levitating is the kind of cheating mobility that destroys the level design and the characters are all weak as frick.
    I still haven't finished Alan Wake II because I just got bored because of how little happened in the 15 hours I played. And the elements of survival horror just aren't very engaging.
    Still love Poets of the Fall though.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how bad his new games are (if they're even bad, I've never played them). I know they're not for me, and I don't care about that either. He made Max Payne and for that I'll respect him forever.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cucked and Black person pilled

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crowbcat if real?

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHACK HIM!

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PERKELE

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey seems like a nice guy what a shame that he happens to make shitty movie games.

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