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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooohohohoho. Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yousa people gonna die?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RENZOKUKEN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk

      TRIGGER

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a lot of ways Cid was the true villain

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monsters are from space.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moon specifically.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Elvoret is helping me find my gunblade.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am I the only one who recently discovered you could get a GF from him?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GF

          GirlForce

          If only it were that easy 🙁

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't have the Brady Games guide

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guide is fully scanned in a porn site btw.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well then you really have no excuse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not that anon.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    breonna taylor

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NORG never dies. He cocoons himself and becomes reborn.

    What an odd species.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was 8 so creepy? This track is nightmare fuel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unreleased rehearsal recording
      Damn so creepy bro.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The start of the track is in the game they just removed the clean vocals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And she's the sheriff!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, lets plot a course

        Intercourse

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mission (track that playes during the assault on president Deling's train) and Intruder (when you escape from Caraway's house) are severely underrated track.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balab Garden
    Triple Traid
    Renkukozen
    Quezacotell
    Quistie
    If Rit
    Thundagaga
    Seefer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow dyslexic

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you onions face?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew something weird was gonna happen because there was no way they were gonna let me zantetsuken a boss
      Did not expect the payoff at all, though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only problem with this is that Seifer is an absolute jobber so it's totally unbelievable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The gang has to 3 v 1 him
        >This is somehow a bad look for Seifer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ironic part is that Odin was better than the gilgamesh they give you, he would 1 shot random encounters for you, greg can show up and do random shit

      yes I know he can also hut bosses who cares

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell is fighting random encounters in VIII?
        Especially towards the end where the game becomes a boss rush.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Children. I first played FF8 when I was 8 myself, and while I could figure out junctioning and triple triad just fine I had no idea I was getting punished for fighting random encounters.

          • 5 months ago
            Red

            Explain

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Enemies in this game scale.

              • 5 months ago
                Red

                Oh right. I usually just draw 100x everything and max out my seed class to get money to buy items and turn them into spells, then junction the super crazy shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only the bosses became a problem the stronger you became not basic enemies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how FF VIII did away with recolors and had only unique enemies.
                Sadly only IX followed on that.

                Thats wrong though. Bosses are still a pushover even overleveled. Meanwhile normal enemies start throwing stuff like meteor or ruby dragon uses breath.
                t. Autist who leveled everyone, including Seifer and Edea, to level 100 as soon ad they joined.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Randoms are the best.
          Non of the bosses would frick your shit like Ruby Dragon, Marlboro or Snow Lion would.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I cared about efficacy I'd just be doing speedrun strats start to finish.

        I get Gilgamesh because it's cool. I need no other reason.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    VIII is weird. I genuinely don’t know how they came up with half the stuff. It’s definately the weirdest JRPG of all time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kitase did not direct the team at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would explain a few things

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >acts as game director for ff8
        >directs jack shit
        what did he do then

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what did he do then

          FF6, 7, Chrono Trigger...?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kitase: "So this NORG guy, is he really that im-"
        >Developer: "We've finished the entire script, scenario, gameplay and boss battle for that section"
        >Kitase: "Oh..."

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's legit hard to imagine a scenario where this isn't exactly what happened. Even the boss fight is fancy compared to most others.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s definately the weirdest JRPG of all time.
      You didn't play enough JRPGs if you think that.

      Imagine the iceberg meme:
      - first level would be a babbys first JRPG like FFVII
      - FFVIII would be on the second level
      - third level probably something like Yakuza Like a Dragon
      - fourth level probably LISA
      - fifth level, we're starting getting into obscure territory, 60 Seconds to Hokaido falls here
      - sixth level, I feel bad namedropping good stuff in front of plebs. But if you really want to know, IkitInoI.KK, nothing beats the weirdness and genius behind it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yakuza Like a Dragon
        How is 'silly criminal man in mostly realistic Japan' very deep or weird?
        >LISA
        Not a JRPG.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>LISA
          >Not a JRPG.

          Opinion discarded. A JRPG does not have to be made in Japan.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A JRPG does not have to be made in Japan.
            >A Japanese Role Playing Game does not need to be made in Japan

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That manga is comfy as heck.

              Randoms are the best.
              Non of the bosses would frick your shit like Ruby Dragon, Marlboro or Snow Lion would.

              Not VIII, but holy shit the first time I went to the Omega Ruins and met big daddy Malboro was a bad time.

              (Marlboro is a gay, drop the R).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're the most handsome guy here

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do a side-quest
            >Game punishes me by taking away a party member later
            Speaking of Ward, do you think his giant anchor was standard issue for the Galbadian army? Or did he bring it from home?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Militaries in JRPGs basically function on a 'if you can use it, bring it' system. Ward showed off he was as effective swinging his anchor as a regular soldier using a machinegun, so they just let it slide.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's a former marine. I mean, just look at that outfit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So going by your headcanon, Undertale is a JRPG because it was made by a weeb living in Japan?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              YWNBJ.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In what world is LAD lower on the iceberg than VIII? The weirdest part in LAD is Ichiban's undiagnosed schizophrenia.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        google gives nothing for the last two, pretty obscure alright

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s that feeling called when you’re playing FFVIII?
    That somber melancholy while Blue Fields is playing on the overworld, walking past prerendered backdrops.
    A lot of 80s anime have the same feel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ambiance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's soul

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NORG

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >norg claims you were ticked by martine into going to kill the sorceress
    >doesn't appear to be true, never mentioned again
    >half the staff rebel against cid and you don't; kill any of them
    >never mentioned again
    >you literally go downstairs, see norg threatening cid, and then immediately murder him
    >cid never says a fricking word about it
    FF8 is amazing but what a weird game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shitload of the game was cut.

      >acts as game director for ff8
      >directs jack shit
      what did he do then

      Him and Nomura just came up what the setting and basic plot, and designs and left the rest to the others.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lengthy sidequest where you meet NORG's people.
      >All you learn is that they don't like showing off their hands.
      Why was NORG chosen to be an elder? Why did he become an outcast? Where did he get his money to fund the garden?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually played that yesterday and thought that it was a moment of unparalelled kino. I like that Squall understood the deeper meaning behind it, and that you can have him explain it to the other members of the party. This is followed by a subversion where it's made clear that, yes, it really was an empty gesture after all, and that the entire point was to give the party a moment of peace while they're clearly in the middle of a huge vortex of destiny bullshit. Amazing stuff. Still need to go back and do the follow-up sidequest with the artisan today.

        Another similar moment of kino which I have NEVER seen before happened with the Master Fisherman in FH. That whole backstory for Mayor Dobe and the scenes with the fisherman's apprentice were something I've completely missed up until now. What an absolute kino game, I just wish it had been given another year of development like it clearly needed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a sidequest involving the cafeteria lady in BG and her son in FH. Plus there's three students in Balamb who will flunk out unless you talk to them repeatedly throughout the game. Zell's love quest, the Dollet dog quest, getting a Rosetta Stone from D-District prison, there's so much unmarked stuff that even most online guides never mention.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like how alive the world is in that game even random NPC's have interesting dialogue.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And then they kill it in the 4th disc by having every town locked out.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Almost every final disc is just the final boss fight so it's too be expected.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a sidequest involving the cafeteria lady in BG and her son in FH.
            I think I started that one because I asked her about her son at the beginning of the game, but didn't follow up on it yet. Didn't clock the three students, although I've spoken to everyone at least once. Thanks for the tip, will make sure I don't miss any of these. What a kino game.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >getting a Rosetta Stone from D-District prison
            Or if you feel like dicking around with RNG manipulation, 3 Rosetta Stones

            >norg claims you were ticked by martine into going to kill the sorceress
            >doesn't appear to be true, never mentioned again
            >half the staff rebel against cid and you don't; kill any of them
            >never mentioned again
            >you literally go downstairs, see norg threatening cid, and then immediately murder him
            >cid never says a fricking word about it
            FF8 is amazing but what a weird game

            >norg claims you were ticked by martine into going to kill the sorceress
            >doesn't appear to be true, never mentioned again
            You can talk to Martine about it in FH after he gets fired. He doesn't say all that much, as far as I recall, but it's not completely forgotten.
            The Cid/NORG thing was more or less settled there and I'm pretty sure Cid tells you he doesn't wish to talk about it more. His explanation for the funding/early founding of the garden is as much as he's willing to say.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You can talk to Martine about it in FH after he gets fired. He doesn't say all that much, as far as I recall, but it's not completely forgotten.
              I thought that too, but actually, what he says is entirely about how he got fired from the garden. He doesn't even acknowledge that you've already met, or mention the mission in any way. I tried talking to him again, but he just repeats the same thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NORG is Rinoa

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NORG originally owned the Ultima draw point in the village. He made all his cash selling draws to tourists. Someday he hired 3 goons and went the frick away from the boring village life.
        the 3 goons are selling draws for norg until this day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FFVIII's entire story feels like a first draft that was desperately written over a single weekend.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The director was barely involved

          Kitase did not direct the team at all.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            Explains a lot, to be frank.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Laguna was meant to have the same length of story like Squall but it was cut.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard that one before. That effectively they were gonna have two world maps even. One in the past for Laguna, in addition to the one for Squall in the present. Which is hilarious to hear, since FFVIII's world map is easily the least interesting to explore or navigate of the three PSX FFs.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't like renting a car and running out of gas?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was there even any reason to? You get Balabm Garden so early in the game that there was never any point.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I found cars very useful for travelling between balamb and the garden before the timber mission to keep the Diff rule in place. Also, moving from Timber to Dollet and Deling for the queen of cards. You don't need to do any of this though so in a normal run, yeah, pointless. But if you do a normal run of FF8 you're missing out.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grinding Diablos's no encounter ability makes things much easier when you have to go somewhere in the world map.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You also got no encounters if you stuck to roads/railtracks, which I always thought was a neat detail

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting I did not know that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really didn't know that? Heh. Forests have a higher encounter rate. Game tells you so in the seeds tests.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I ever read the questions in the SeeD tests.
                I just hit TRUE TRUE TRUE FALSE TRUE TRUE on all the tests, looked at my final score, and inferred the correct answers from it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >appears in FF14
                >kick his ass in a dungeon
                >kill him again in a 24 man raid after fusing with another void demon
                >kill him yet again in a 48 man raid after fusing with the core of a giant airship he was trapped in and used as fuel by
                Diablos can't catch a break.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw an anon's theory that he would show up again in thr 6.0 postpatch and try to absorb zeromus for ROUND FOUR homie and I kinda wish it had happened

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >since FFVIII's world map is easily the least interesting to explore or navigate of the three PSX FFs
                IX was the most boring one, I can remember locations fondly from VII and VIII but not from IX.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuts. The pacing at which that game uncovers more and more of that world map is flawless.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except there's hardly anything there outside of the first continent.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never understood why they made such a huge step back in terms of art style for that one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I recall reading that IX began development as a side game, like Mystic Quest or Crystal Chronicles, but it got shifted mid-development into being a numbered title due to X taking so long.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mystic Quest
                Wasn't this a bastard version of V?

                He did nothing wrong.

                >In the sparing match between Squall and Seifer they both give each other a scar yet characters paint Seifer as an butthole
                >Cid tells Seifer that he shouldn't be a mindless machine yet Quistis and Xu berated him over his decision of correctly checking what the Galbadia soldiers were trying to do in the tower and he isn't allowed to pass despitehe congratulated everyone who passed
                >Gets understandably posses that three Seeds were sent after a president in their first mission and tried to help them
                Childhood is thinking he is an butthole.
                Adulthood is realising Quistis is a b***h.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In the sparing match between Squall and Seifer they both give each other a scar yet characters paint Seifer as an butthole
                Yes, because Seifer used magic which was against the rules and then struck Squall first.
                >Cid tells Seifer that he shouldn't be a mindless machine yet Quistis and Xu berated him over his decision of correctly checking what the Galbadia soldiers were trying to do in the tower and he isn't allowed to pass despitehe congratulated everyone who passed
                It was not correct to abandon his post, they learn what the Galbadians wanted within hours anyway because the terms of Galbadia's withdrawal are that the tower remains operational now that they've fixed it.
                >Gets understandably posses that three Seeds were sent after a president in their first mission and tried to help them
                This makes perfect sense and he did nothing wrong here. Also, he's the first to applaud after you return from being made a SeeD.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and, not to mention, you had to stop describing his actions there because after that point they turn into literal war crimes and attempted genocide.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is an butthole, that just doesn't mean he doesn't care about/like Squall on some level. He is also a massive simp.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is also a massive simp
                Edea is very hot and underrated.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yet characters paint Seifer as an butthole
                based on prior experience with him
                squall's strike was a retaliatory strike after seifer deliberately wounded him, mind

                >Cid tells Seifer that he shouldn't be a mindless machine yet Quistis and Xu berated him over his decision of correctly checking what the Galbadia soldiers were trying to do in the tower and he isn't allowed to pass despitehe congratulated everyone who passed
                I liked this touch, demonstrating the fallibility of adults in the FF8 world. All the higher ups had their own ideas about Seifer's faults but none of them actually hit the real flaws.

                Quistis wasn't a b***h, she was just promoted beyond her ability far too young

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quistis IS a b***h who plays favourites, but she was also made an instructor at 19, and has a vegana that I want to cum inside and get her pregnant and raise a family with her, so... Sorry Seifer. Eat shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quistis IS a b***h who plays favourites, but she was also made an instructor at 19, and has a vegana that I want to cum inside and get her pregnant and raise a family with her, so... Sorry Seifer. Eat shit.

                It's important to realize at that point that Balamb Garden doesn't really want to start a political incident that falls on their heads. By sticking to Dollet's orders as mercs they keep a veneer of neutrality that prevents Galbadia from seeing the Garden system as hostile to itself politically (though Balamb is an independent island and so is Balamb Garden, Galbadia Garden is associated with it and obviously operates in Galbadia, and as you see in the game SeeD from Balamb can/do cooperate with or transfer to Galbadia Garden on missions.) Seifer rushing off on his own accord lets Dollet point to him and say "this guy who was fricking with Galbadia was acting on his own, don't get mad at us." whereas if he stays in town all his actions are on Dollet's head.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The world of FF8 isn't america where you're the bad guy for retaliating. As is proper, Seifer got in trouble for that shit because he's the one that blasted Squall with the fireball and then slashed the sword across his face just to be an butthole. Squall isn't in the wrong for hitting him back.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's just so much unused space in 8's map. It suffered from all the cut content, including most of the eastern continent. 9 had some gaps in the map but you had chocobo treasure hunts to encourage exploration compared to the mess that was 8's chocobo system. 7 i felt like had a near perfect world map, only 2 real gaps in the world map (north corel materia desert, northern wastes). I felt like you should have been able to enter the cabin to easily retrack back to glacier/caves/WW maze

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like if the board of directors got pissed the company president was reallocating company assets for his personal issues, causing one of your three branch offices to get blown up. Then when they tried to fire him, half the employees team up to kill the board of directors.

      I guess for Cid, he was just like, “Whelp, Squall’s got a gunblade. Time to complete that time loop my estranged wife witnessed. Frick it.”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the case in the JP version as well? The NA release had some infamous rewrites to story and characters.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NI

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF8 is so weird, it hides its creation mythos behind an optional npc in an optional part of a city you have absolutely no reason to visit. The whole bit with Hyne and being beaten the SHIT up by humans and being split in half as a trick. It's all behind one fricking NPC like 80% of people never talk to.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is that? I know it all but it was from reading some of the translations of the Ultimania guide. I didn't know it was laid out in detail in game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lady on the white SeeD ship teaching some children the myth

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awesome, thanks. Didn't reach that part yet, just got control of Balamb so I'm doing a hilarious amount of sidequests.

          P.S. The chocobo forest one is godawful

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Balamb city you can also visit the house next to Zell's mom's house and an old man teaches some kids about The Great Hyne.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          VIII had some cool things done in the story, but it's all executed kinda meh.
          I like the Hyne story. Generally games treat all legends as true, but in VIII you get three different conflicting versions of the Hyne legend, and even then you gotta ask if it's even partially right, because you never really get any acknowledgement of Hyne in game. It could all be bullshit made up from people trying to justify sorceresses.
          Did you know the Lunatic Pandora is a crystal? The magic crystals that old Final Fantasy games used to revolve around? Laguna and company talk about it, they're completely flabbergasted that "some rock" could control the earth like this. It's a world of science and little magic, they can't wrap their heads around the fact Adel found the Crystal of Earth. They never really expand upon this though.
          Also, Dr. Odine just being a footnote for a small portion on Disc 3 only. The dude is responsible for EVERYTHING in the game! Junctions, para-magic, partial time travel.

          People say that it's supposed to be "subtle", but to me it screams half baked.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did you know the Lunatic Pandora is a crystal?
            Yes. There's some door you can only open as Laguna, otherwise Squall in the present can't explore that part.
            >They never really expand on this part though.
            Because the driving force of the game is Squall + Rinoa and how it all relates to them, everything else is sort of pushed to the side.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon's

        summary skips over a key point: Hyne decided to start reducing the number of humans with the weakest and smallest individuals, leaving the most useful ones. The smallest and weakest humans are children, he had begun to mass-murder them and was utterly confused why the humans cared or reacted the way they did.

        It also makes a mistake: Hyne's bad half was his skin, which he gave to men. He gave his good half, his power, to women, hiding it as the Sorceresses, reasoning that because humans protect children and men protect women (which he had learned during the rebellion), that the men would protect and nurture the sorceresses instead of abusing the power. He was wrong, of course, men fought and killed over the sorceresses, they grew to hate, despise, and abuse them for having a power they didn't, and so on and so on.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did they do with his skin?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't know, the last we hear of it (from the larger version of the myth in the Ultimania), the most powerful human warlord is battling with rivals to possess it. What becomes of it after that point is never told to us.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The king tried wearing it, thinking he could then cast magic. It didn't work. It's unknown if it was kept or destroyed. Possibly destroyed when he declared his blood vendetta against Hyne after realizing he was tricked.
            Keep in mind humans casting magic is an extremely recent phenomenon in VIII. Dr. Odine had invented GF junctioning and Para-Magic in only the last decade. GF junctioning being extremely experimental and para-magic being extremely weak.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully Dr. Odine finds a way to do it without eating a hole in your memories.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The GFs have to live in your head rent-free somehow.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He could probably figure out how to make a mechnical surrogate you can draw power from and the GF can live in without actively giving up brain space.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kills children
          >what? Why are the goyim upset?
          More like Hyneberg

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nomura only cares about making sure his dark-haired waifu fits his tastes
      Kinda based ngl.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breezy is the best town music in any Final Fantasy game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any anons reading this right now who do not own a guitar - buy the cheapest full size acoustic you can find (harley benton probably) and look up "breezy fingerstyle" on youtube. It's remarkably easy to learn as a beginner and it's such a comfy feel to play something like that from your childhood.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fisherman's horizon is slightly above in diffculty but just as nice.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also a solid recommendation.

          shit i might go tune up my acoustic and try this out tonight
          thanks, anon

          God speed anon, I hope you have more fun than you expect. You deserve it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit i might go tune up my acoustic and try this out tonight
        thanks, anon

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like an angry dick with 2 arms opening a curtain

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did nothing wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil pussy can make simple boys do anything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Dude literally tried to destroy a city by dropping billions of monsters on top of it and tried to help a deranged clown demon impose a worldwide dystopian nightmare. Pretty sure it was also him that ordered the bombing of Trabia garden too (he was made head of Galbadia's military). Guy should've been fricking hanged but instead he just gets to chill and fish at the end of the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got the ending I wished Songi from Legaia should have gotten still pissed off to this day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        songi got what he deserved, he was a murderhobo even before ra seru

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He only killed when he got it though and it fricked with his mind the more he used it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did nothing anyway. He had little to no relevance.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kidnaps a president
        >becomes the second in command of the most powerful entity known to man
        >is made general of the entire Galbadian army
        >commands the Lunactic Pandora, a judgement-day level weapon
        >"did nothing"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget he one shotted Odin.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It made no sense to me why anyone in Galbaldia continued to listen to him after the president died and Edea fricked off.
          >gets told like 5 words about Lunatic Pandora and somehow finds it below the ocean

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've not played this game in over a decade and it shows

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Galbadia just ask, hey, can we come take a look at your radio tower? We might be able to fix it. Also how to you advertise that a live event is about to happen to people that haven't seen live TV in 17 years?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radio, newspaper, posters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also how to you advertise that a live event is about to happen to people that haven't seen live TV in 17 years?
      HD cables. They do have TV, it's just not been transmitted over the air in that many years because of Adel's intereference.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spends 17 years shitposting over radio waves 24/7
      /our guy/?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        /Ourgirl/*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        /Ourgirl/*

        I know it's an (obscure) lore point that a sorceress without a knight/husbando slowly turns more and more monstrous looking, but how in the FRICK is Adell so masculine?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been 17 years anon it's too be expected.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inviting a foreign military into your country
      Dollet was a democracy, good luck winning the next election.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >silly prison escape
    >suddenly have to stop a targeted missile strike
    >battle between gardens
    Disc 2 was absolute kino

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a pen0r

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If FF8 gets remastered I will jerk off to Selphie's bare thighs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did get remastered! 🙂

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone figured out what the frick this is?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      An upside-down garden.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Garden of Eden

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A woman's torso with wings, her legs fused into a wienerpit looking thing, and a Garden as her head.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more curious on what is this thing supposed to be

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pandemonium

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably based on that japanese demon/creature/thing that has a bag of wind. I swear i've seen it in other japanese games.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read The Odyssey, that's a thing in western myth too.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the worst artstyle known to man. Didn't even give Squall his scar.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Mercer looking ass

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Country spends years in a war against a sorceress, with all the propaganda and war material building up civilians against them.
    >The war against Adel and Esthar is called "The second sorceress war", so they've had multiple wars against sorceresses.
    >A decade later their president welcomes a sorceress into his cabinet.
    >She kills him on stage with hundreds of thousands watching.
    >She faces no backlash, and in fact seizes control of the country.
    At BARE minimum there should have been a huge military coup, completely throwing the country in chaos.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The crowd cheer throughout the speech and show absolutely no reaction to the news, but then when Squall jumps from the tower it appears that soldiers are basically doing riot control. It's a bit unclear wtf is going on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The crowd cheer throughout the speech and show absolutely no reaction to the news
        Maybe it was just me but I always interpreted that as them sounding shocked.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but their animations show them jumping around the cheering anyway. Probably just a limitation of the engine. Also, this happens *before* she gets on the float and does a full circle of the city and the crowd doesn't even flee or disperse. It's just another one of the weird off-key moments that make me love this game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The crowd cheer throughout the speech and show absolutely no reaction to the news, but then when Squall jumps from the tower it appears that soldiers are basically doing riot control. It's a bit unclear wtf is going on.

      >The crowd cheer throughout the speech and show absolutely no reaction to the news
      Maybe it was just me but I always interpreted that as them sounding shocked.

      Maybe, but their animations show them jumping around the cheering anyway. Probably just a limitation of the engine. Also, this happens *before* she gets on the float and does a full circle of the city and the crowd doesn't even flee or disperse. It's just another one of the weird off-key moments that make me love this game.

      >Before the assassination attempt takes place, Edea/Ultimecia uses her acceptance speech as a means to seize control of the government, and murders Deling by impaling him with her hand. No one seems to react to Deling's death or retaliate against her for it. The Final Fantasy VIII Ultimania reveals Edea/Ultimecia has enchanted the surrounding crowds with a spell.[1]
      Bullshit reason, but I guess it's the best you got to explain how an entire city sat back and watched a parade after seeing someone get murdered.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Final Fantasy VIII Ultimania reveals Edea/Ultimecia has enchanted the surrounding crowds with a spell.[1]
        I have to admit, I did wonder if that was the case (especially because she has Rinoa next to her, who is swaying and clearly under some kind of spell), but there was no reference to it actually happening. I guess it's better than nothing. Weird, then, that you pretty much walk up and stab her in the face 5 minutes later.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Final Fantasy VIII Ultimania reveals Edea/Ultimecia has enchanted the surrounding crowds with a spell.[1]
        I have to admit, I did wonder if that was the case (especially because she has Rinoa next to her, who is swaying and clearly under some kind of spell), but there was no reference to it actually happening. I guess it's better than nothing. Weird, then, that you pretty much walk up and stab her in the face 5 minutes later.

        I swear this was mentioned in the game, but I guess not?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No the original cutscene is all we had before Ultimania.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always assumed that to be the case, but thinking about now it is kinda weird it was never acknowledged by anyone else.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ffviii lore threads are among my favorite

    • 5 months ago
      Red

      They're comfy and we're all discussing something we like. It's one of my few reasons to come back.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SeeD.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SneeD

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw, I am playing the Remaster with McIndus' mods and it looks and plays amazingly well, but they actually removed a ton of the more autistic achievements. No cheevo any more for keeping Squall at minimum level, or even for collecting all the cards. It's pretty much obtaining all GFs and then random relatively easy stuff like completing the Pupu side quest, getting all Timber Maniacs, etc.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this photo remind me of the owl from Ocarina of Time, that turns its head upside down.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t matter Uncle Ben, Selphie is better than both of em

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would agree with this image if you swap Tifa with Aerith.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tifa
      >-Giant breasts
      Tifa is wins.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        brainless

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unresolved plot thread
    >is out there somewhere and is still a threat, but is never dealt with again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie have you ever seen a threatening moomba?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen a moomba again after FFVIII.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do GF's fit into all this lore with Hyne?
    Are they just powerful monsters who cooperate with humans and grant them magic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's basically nothing explaining why the world, not the nations but the world itself, is the way it is in FF8. Even the Hyne myth, assuming it's true, only explains where humans and sorceresses come from, not monsters or why they're on the moon or the mechanics of anything.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a shame, but that's kind of the general theme of this thread I guess.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My personal schizo theory is that at some point during development, Ultimecia(Artemisia) was even more heavily associated with the moon(notice how during a few animated cutscenes focus on the moon like the Dollet invasion one) and that her castle was actually there. Ragnarok would be used to reach it, and Ultimecia would use the lunar cry to send monsters from there. Obviously I could be wrong, but its just weird to me how many things are named after the moon or lunatic concepts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Odine discovered junctioning, so GFs are only a recent history kind of thing, only a decade or so old in VIII.
      GFs are most likely powerful monsters, as Ifrit, Diablos, and Doom Train are bosses. I doubt they willingly help humans, Ifrit seemed angry that you "captured" Shiva.
      It can be inferred Sorceresses have GFs, a much powerful version. Ultimecia's Griever is probably the only true GF you see in the game.
      Where the player's GFs only protect them for a short while and cast a single spell. Griever is able to stay out on the battlefield for a long time dealing all sorts of attacks. Junctioning for players is only stat boosts, junctioning for Ultimecia is transforming her entire body into something more powerful.
      Maybe it's also possible the bosses in Ultimecia's castle are also GFs fully controlled by Ultimicia? I think Tiamat is said to be one at least.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultimecia used magic to create Griever based on Squall's mental perception of a strong creature that protects him, she basically made a guardian for herself. It's not a natural part of her nature as a sorceress as anything, it's probably more similar to how she turned those gargoyles into living things, an expression of power rather than of her nature.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          fan-fiction.
          Griever is a GF, she junctions with it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The actual lore in the Ultimania is fan-fiction

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bean piss

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone talking about the scene with Cid and the betrayal thing, but does the game ever mention what happened to NORG after he cocooned and then hatched and disappeared?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >that kid still pretending ff8 isnt dogshit

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want in an FF8 remake is for a more accurate translation for Squall.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whatever
      >whatever
      >whatever
      Honestly it's worth the couple years it takes to learn enough Japanese to play them in their original language and not have to deal with localization.

      You're REplaying the games anyway, so you already have a shitload of context from which you can understand the words you don't know yet.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rebuy game
    >suddenly threads about it on Ganker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you-hear-the-word-water-echoing-and-shifting-in-colours.gif

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAY THE WORD BOSS!

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When visiting Fishermans Horizon for the first time, the human boatman on Drunkman Alley wonders what NORG will evolve into, confusing Squall.
    WHAT!
    Fisherman's Horizon are the ancient Centra race, right? They know how to work the Garden's ancient flying controls, the mayor has airship blueprints, and now I figure out they're aware of Shumi evolution. Maybe they've taken a non-combative due to past sins? I'm not having crazy head canon here, am I?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up the master fisherman side quest on YouTube. It explains all of this in detail.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Centra aren't the Cetra, they're not ancient. They ruled the entire world for most of history and only got nuked like a century or so ago. The only reason they seem so mysterious is because the core of their empire, the Central Continent, basically became a crater, the Eastern Continent which has managed to keep itself together politically and technologically doesn't get properly explored in the game because of cut content, and the Western Continent broke apart into dozens of micronations who warred with each other and lost like half of their technology and history until Galbadia rose up from this mess and started unifying it all into a functional state 20 years ago. The North/Trabia Continent is/was a backwater that's also unexplored because of cut content and while we do explore Balamb Island properly it also is/was a backwater during the Centra Empire.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A Shumi's life cycle depends on their personality, which determines their ultimate appearance. One Shumi even desires to evolve into a human.
    >The most common final form of the Shumi is the Moomba; while this form is highly respected, it is still considered a failure to some extent, as the most prized transformation is that of an Elder.
    >NORG is apparently an Elder, despite his distinctly abnormal personality and behavior; his deformed face might reflect this.
    >Shumi are generally peaceful and kind, with NORG being a notable exception.
    >NORG's life cycle was apparently incomplete, as he turns into a cocoon after his boss fight. If his boss room is revisited later, it is occupied by some Shumi who apologize for NORG's behavior. Notably, the cocoon is now broken. It is never explained what happened to NORG.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate NORG. He's where I stopped giving a single frick about the plot.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      unlocks many locks

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking Squall and his father Laguna at the same time

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did Kojima mean by this?

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disc 2 is fricking KINO

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes Edea the easiest boss fight

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful world.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I hate NORG. He's where I stopped giving a single frick about the plot.

          >t.Cid

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh god that place
            >big bro!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              When I was younger I thought it was a requirement to clear that maze and I suck at them badly.

              Y'all ever think about how much more of a Chad Cloud is than Squall?

              Cloud was larping as a chad though remember "Let's mosey"?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be honest, Ganker
          Did you solve the puzzle here, or did you have Zell brute-force it for you?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            8 is the only game that makes me feel dumb when I mess up the puzzles.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crash site of the escape pod after the moon scenario. It doesn't show on the map as anything special, you just walk to a random spot on Esthar and you're there. Can do some card related stuff here. (There might also be a hidden draw point, I don't remember). It's a rather bizarre and pointless detail but it's there.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all ever think about how much more of a Chad Cloud is than Squall?

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I miss Final Fantasy.
    What is mistwalker doing now? Anychance for a FF like game in the future?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is mistwalker doing now?
      They work with Apple to make iPhone games. Fantasian is... okay. Sakaguchi is pretty much in semi-retirement mode, putting in the bare minimum work. He's even stated it in interviews.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kitase said that if FFVIII was to have a remake it should be done by younger people.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I wouldn't want SquEnix to do it anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only played that 1st mobile game they made where you moved your tile people through others to make them move further? Eh I don't really recall much about it

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no mod that un-nomuras squall in the remaster

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not playing the original PC version with mods

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not playing the original PC version with mods

      >Not playing the original as intended.
      You hate FF.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nomura's philosophy has changed so much that I forgot he worked on older titles.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >standby for beam cannon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was so filtered by this boss

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same on my first playthrough. Sent all my weakest party members to the missile base, which didn't help.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was because I always reached the last phase of his boss fight where he starts to spam 800 damage beams

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fujin is best girl, Norg did nothing wrong, and Rinoa ruined the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rinoa ruined the game
      t. Quistis

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact Nomura lived by a beach

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy VIII is the Final Fantasy for Artists.
    Accordingly, it is the Greatest Final Fantasy and held the title of Greatest RPG and Greatest Game for a long stretch of time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VIII#Reception

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People brought it even back in 2003
        Damn and I am meant to believe this game was "hated"?

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that scene reminded me of that cat at a resturant table with the woman yelling at it, only with Cid yelling at Norg as Edea (with long hair) looks in disdain. have you visited /vrpg/? there's some schizo who makes bizarre theories or threads about FFVIII. Irvine at one point want meant to be a Cid with the goggles instead of a cowboy hat. i have a lot of screen captures from playing it the past year until Halloween where Irvine blitzkrieg the hell out of Ultimecia with Ammo. I honestly think an SoP game with Laguna would be great. did you ever defeat the machine in the dollet raid? lots of interesting changes later on ingame. also need to webM some files i have saved.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's some schizo who makes bizarre theories or threads about FFVIII. Irvine at one point want meant to be a Cid with the goggles instead of a cowboy hat
      I have never heard this before.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it me or was the moon always creepingly close?

        https://arch.b4k.co/vrpg/thread/3021552/#3045586

        one of the threads. someone else did a ffix x chrono cross comparison.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks.

          Some anon in this thread had a theory about it

          My personal schizo theory is that at some point during development, Ultimecia(Artemisia) was even more heavily associated with the moon(notice how during a few animated cutscenes focus on the moon like the Dollet invasion one) and that her castle was actually there. Ragnarok would be used to reach it, and Ultimecia would use the lunar cry to send monsters from there. Obviously I could be wrong, but its just weird to me how many things are named after the moon or lunatic concepts.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it was definitely on purpose since monsters came from there and shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to strangle that schizo bigger homosexual he ruined any and all chance of discussing FF8 there

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's her problem with Seed? also the sidequests with the Seed students in the cafeteria can graduate if you revisit them numerous times, or the little boy stops playing card games at BG if you didn't help the three characters in the training room once BG is being raided.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's her problem with Seed?
      They are preventing her from getting Adel's body.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a prophecy that SeeD would kill her. She grew up as an orphan being abused and hunted for being a Sorceress, which other than making her bitter and hateful, has given her a pathological obsession with safety, so she went through any means possible to ensure nobody could ever hurt her. Time Compression would basically make it impossible. Of course the irony is that in seeking to prevent her death, she not only ensured it was carried out, but also became the sort of monster in the past that inspired people to hate Sorceresses so much when she was a child and abuse her, turning her into a monster and... time loop etc.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you did every possible sidequest even if it wasn't rewarding in the end right? I forgot to get the Laguna card. I decided to ditch the 100 percent completion once I reached the castle. I had about 97 percent I think? also if you repay a visit to NPCs you've encountered, throughout the game they'll say something different like that one Galbadian soldier on the train where the failed assassination attempt took place is the same guy at Dollet when he's talking about taking his fiance to dinner.

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Adel a female with the body of a man? also pisses me off i couldn't screencap or record some scenes in the game due to spoilers, which is a load of road apples.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally can't be a male sorceress she was just abusinb sorceress roids I guess. Look how freaky all the extra sorceresses in Ultimecia's castle were, it must mutate you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally can't be a male sorceress she was just abusinb sorceress roids I guess. Look how freaky all the extra sorceresses in Ultimecia's castle were, it must mutate you.

      It's lore from the Ultimania that a Sorceress without a Knight eventually becomes monstrous, basically loses touch with her humanity. I dunno if it's why Adel roided up, but it's definitely why those Sorceresses (and Ultimecia to a lesser extent) have inhuman traits, while non-possessed Edea and Rinoa both look completely fine.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimecia is Rinoa and Squalls descendant from a future where she couldn't get her own knight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deboonked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He retracted his statement

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did FF Mobius expand Ultimecia's backstory?

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the shimu tribe can evolve into what NORG became if they're selfish or be aloof like the Moomba's.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quistis mentioned that Norg showed his hands with no issues while the Elder hid his until the end.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trabia garden was theorized to be a garden hidden in the clouds.
    >ultimecia castle was clouded in time and space.
    pretty interesting. also squall and seifer were originally meant to be orphans at the lighthouse, but they decided to throw everyone in last minute.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irvine fitted that storyline perfectly and it explains why he was so hesitant with shooting everyone else felt forced

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's funny how people on fisherman's horizon were suspicous of him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do see Trabia in the game, it's just in the shitty backwoods snow continent.

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too kino of a thread to die just yet

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