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i think the character's movement in this game is dogshit and my favorite is dark souls 1
PLA is bad slow clunky jank, DS1 is good slow clunky jank
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP MOVING SO FAST YOUNG CHILD I CAN'T KEEP UP. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT FRICKING BALM?????? IT STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!! STOP IT. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOD HERE. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.
Beat it without using Pokemon. Pretty fricking cool fight, mogs anything in Zelda.
you have to be 18 to post here
I can’t find the last Spiritomb wisp
I’m missing one in Alabaster Icelands
i missed the one behind a building in the pearl settlement for entirely too long, all the others are really obvious when you fly over.
I’ll have to check there
hope u found it anon
nope, already had that one
gonna have to use MISTAH MERRICKU’s guide
>implying anyone that played plass had the patience to get to arceus before dropping the game
lol
I died more to Arceus than any boss in Dark Souls
I like how Arceus does not hold back against you here. He will spam the everloving shit out of Judgement, Roar of Time, Spacial Rend, and Shadow Force. All on you.
>Arceus not holding back can't kill a child
>Dialga/Palkia who are powered up and running out of control both fail to kill a child with their attacks and also have said child run circles around them
Did PLA prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Pokemon are weak as shit?
No, they just prove that Arceus made the correct choice when choosing a person to send back. Dialga/Palkia/Arceus fail to kill the child because the child is just that good by then.
Lucas/Dawn THE strongest, no Pokémon required
nope, Arceus was only testing you
and you used other pokemon against Dialga/Palkia
>Arceus was only testing you
Why did you backpedal from "Arceus wasn't holding back"?
>you used other pokemon
And? That doesn't just handwave away the fact they're slow and their attacks aren't strong enough to kill a regular human child.
>Why did you backpedal from "Arceus wasn't holding back"?
he was. Play the game. It was a test. A serious test, but a test
>And? That doesn't just handwave away the fact they're slow and their attacks aren't strong enough to kill a regular human child.
the child is Gods chosen
also
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameplayAndStorySegregation
>he was
Why should I take anything you say seriously when you can just change your positions and arguments on a whim?
>the child is Gods chosen
Which means frickall for their base physical stats.
Can run circles around literal gods of space and time but still takes considerable time to cross a few miles of field. Seems to me we use Occam's razor here to say said gods are just slow as shit.
>muh ludonarrative dissonance
Nah you don't really get to pull that here, that refers to when a cutscene/lore shows something that directly contradicts gameplay, that's why the Pokemon examples on that page are things like dex entries getting contradicted by gameplay. Theres no "cutscene" or "lore" here just a small child clowning on the strongest Pokemon in the world. The gameplay is showing exactly what's happening.
DS and pokemon have widely different gameplay and a moron who has good reflexes and sense of the rhythm could beat DS but struggle in some pokemon fights. Yes because even an actual moron could beat any pokemon game in terms of fight difficulty
>DS and pokemon have widely different gameplay and a moron who has good reflexes
The fight OP posted literally requires reflexes
>but struggle in some pokemon fights
Most actual toddlers I've seen have no problem beating Pokemon incredibly easily, it often teaches them how to read. Pretty much all of Pokemon except for very rare examples like the OP is barely above edutainment shit like Putt Putt or Carmen Sandiego I don't know why you guys pretend it isn't
mate it’s almost the same with the clunky movement and dodge rolling, the only difference is that instead of slashing the boss with a zweihander you’re chucking food at them
It's harder than dark souls though. The throwing controls are too fricking awkward. Anyway you can just cheese it by continuing
Couldn't they think of better combat than throwing bags of potatoes?
How does this even compare to a Dark Souls boss? I'm not a soulsgay, I wouldn't know.
don't you know, anon? every game where you can dodge attacks is dark souls
legends shitceus gays really praising this shit as their dark souls lmfao
>never touched Dark Souls
>beat it first-time including KO'ing it in battle
Nah, sounds like that's more a gamer/non-gamer filter. You know how to move around a 3D space, you tend to be able to transplant that ability across games.
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troony wojaks or no replies at all
>loses argument
>d-d-DIISCORD!
was fun for a laugh thanks
argument
>>d-d-DIISCORD!
>was fun for a laugh thanks