scrubs that never touched Dark Souls in their life got filtered by this battle

scrubs that never touched Dark Souls in their life got filtered by this battle

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think the character's movement in this game is dogshit and my favorite is dark souls 1

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLA is bad slow clunky jank, DS1 is good slow clunky jank

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    STOP MOVING SO FAST YOUNG CHILD I CAN'T KEEP UP. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT FRICKING BALM?????? IT STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!! STOP IT. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOD HERE. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat it without using Pokemon. Pretty fricking cool fight, mogs anything in Zelda.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be 18 to post here

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t find the last Spiritomb wisp
    I’m missing one in Alabaster Icelands

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i missed the one behind a building in the pearl settlement for entirely too long, all the others are really obvious when you fly over.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll have to check there

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          hope u found it anon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope, already had that one
            gonna have to use MISTAH MERRICKU’s guide

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying anyone that played plass had the patience to get to arceus before dropping the game
    lol

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I died more to Arceus than any boss in Dark Souls

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Arceus does not hold back against you here. He will spam the everloving shit out of Judgement, Roar of Time, Spacial Rend, and Shadow Force. All on you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Arceus not holding back can't kill a child
      >Dialga/Palkia who are powered up and running out of control both fail to kill a child with their attacks and also have said child run circles around them
      Did PLA prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Pokemon are weak as shit?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they just prove that Arceus made the correct choice when choosing a person to send back. Dialga/Palkia/Arceus fail to kill the child because the child is just that good by then.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucas/Dawn THE strongest, no Pokémon required

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, Arceus was only testing you

        and you used other pokemon against Dialga/Palkia

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Arceus was only testing you
          Why did you backpedal from "Arceus wasn't holding back"?
          >you used other pokemon
          And? That doesn't just handwave away the fact they're slow and their attacks aren't strong enough to kill a regular human child.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did you backpedal from "Arceus wasn't holding back"?
            he was. Play the game. It was a test. A serious test, but a test

            >And? That doesn't just handwave away the fact they're slow and their attacks aren't strong enough to kill a regular human child.
            the child is Gods chosen
            also
            https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameplayAndStorySegregation

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he was
              Why should I take anything you say seriously when you can just change your positions and arguments on a whim?
              >the child is Gods chosen
              Which means frickall for their base physical stats.
              Can run circles around literal gods of space and time but still takes considerable time to cross a few miles of field. Seems to me we use Occam's razor here to say said gods are just slow as shit.
              >muh ludonarrative dissonance
              Nah you don't really get to pull that here, that refers to when a cutscene/lore shows something that directly contradicts gameplay, that's why the Pokemon examples on that page are things like dex entries getting contradicted by gameplay. Theres no "cutscene" or "lore" here just a small child clowning on the strongest Pokemon in the world. The gameplay is showing exactly what's happening.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS and pokemon have widely different gameplay and a moron who has good reflexes and sense of the rhythm could beat DS but struggle in some pokemon fights. Yes because even an actual moron could beat any pokemon game in terms of fight difficulty

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DS and pokemon have widely different gameplay and a moron who has good reflexes
      The fight OP posted literally requires reflexes
      >but struggle in some pokemon fights
      Most actual toddlers I've seen have no problem beating Pokemon incredibly easily, it often teaches them how to read. Pretty much all of Pokemon except for very rare examples like the OP is barely above edutainment shit like Putt Putt or Carmen Sandiego I don't know why you guys pretend it isn't

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mate it’s almost the same with the clunky movement and dodge rolling, the only difference is that instead of slashing the boss with a zweihander you’re chucking food at them

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's harder than dark souls though. The throwing controls are too fricking awkward. Anyway you can just cheese it by continuing

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they think of better combat than throwing bags of potatoes?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this even compare to a Dark Souls boss? I'm not a soulsgay, I wouldn't know.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you know, anon? every game where you can dodge attacks is dark souls

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    legends shitceus gays really praising this shit as their dark souls lmfao

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never touched Dark Souls
    >beat it first-time including KO'ing it in battle
    Nah, sounds like that's more a gamer/non-gamer filter. You know how to move around a 3D space, you tend to be able to transplant that ability across games.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ^
    |
    discord detected
    troony wojaks or no replies at all

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loses argument
    >d-d-DIISCORD!
    was fun for a laugh thanks

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    argument
    >>d-d-DIISCORD!
    >was fun for a laugh thanks

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *