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it's really good. why does Ganker hate it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not actually good, does most things worse than the games it apes, and has an insufferable self-insert character ruining the entire experience

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garl is based.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally this, but shoved in your face until you're forced to get him back in your face. A more egregious offense than being asked to bring Tidus back in FFX-2 while surrounded by T&A

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Garl is one of the worst characters, I winced when he died and the characters said even though he's gone he's still the center of attention

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this game fricking sucks

        the game sucks this fatass off at every fricking opportunity, it's so insufferable

        Who knows? I'm having a lot of fun with it so far. A sweet little love letter to the SNES era RPGs that I loved. Enjoying doing the timed hits again.

        Of course. The culture war brainworm cancer.

        mario rpg has 10x more the combat depth than this piece of shit
        it was "free" (included with PS+) and i wish i could remove it from my library.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simply put? troony vibes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows? I'm having a lot of fun with it so far. A sweet little love letter to the SNES era RPGs that I loved. Enjoying doing the timed hits again.

      Of course. The culture war brainworm cancer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know what you mean.
      the interracial / strong wymyn / fat acceptance stuff doesn't help.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Ganker doesn't play video games?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bloated

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the writing reads like a zoomer wrote it. Because they did.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony: the game

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    extremely obnoxious and transparent shill campaign; devs behaved like complete homosexuals while doing it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does that have to do with the actual game though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Massive troony vibes in the gameplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they're buttholes and should have kept their mouths shut. They aren't talented either this is mediocre shit considering the funding and resources they got. Mediocrity + arrogant butthole QAs and personality from the devs means they will never make another Messenger. All SoS did was ensure I never touch another game made by these pricks again. They probably need to fire Thierry he absolutely wrecked the PR with his culture war QA. And his writing sucks ass too

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit writing, awful portraits and enemy sprites, pointless shit just to waste your time way too often
    and of course sjw devs that lied about the game

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarianism.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't starfield prove space games are fricking cringe

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The ending is that you forgive the final boss who's killed millions of people including your best friend
    >He walks away with his gay lover and it's played like a happy ending "Love wins"
    >The entire fricking game this guy has been a moustache twirling psycho murderer
    Lol

    Lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resh'An is the one who forgave the Fleshmancer, not any of the main characters.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fricking first part of the game is like a 20 minute unskippable cutscene. Imagine having a new game plus with that shit. I couldn't replay it because of that.

    If you play Chrono Trigger you'll notice a lot of the game is built around ng+ like how you can avoid most enemies and cutscenes are short and sweet. How hard is it to grasp a simple concept like that?

    Characters and storyline suck. Frick Garl. They spend the whole game insisting how cool and charismatic he is and they literally make him Jesus and give him a last supper at one point. Frick that fatass. All of the characters are like cardboard and I didn't get attached to any of them. I related more to a mute moron and a robot in Chrono Trigger.

    And the game sucks its own dick with meta tv tropes all the time. LOL so funny.

    The sprite art is cool and the battle system was real fun

    1/10 this game can fleshmance my ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only bad characters are Valere and Zale.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I related more to a mute moron
      You're right, Crosscode is a much better game.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried playing it and it looked amazing but the character art looks like ass to a point i refunded it, if there'a mod to remove them I'd buy it again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You refunded a game because you disliked the character portraits, despite liking everything else?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if i get an amazing meal with a shit stain in the middle of the plate, i'm not gonna eat around it

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake indie game.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metro Game Central summed up these games perfectly.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >texbook millennial writing
    >gary stu character dies and I'm supposed to care for some reason
    >ugly fat browner with annoying 4th wall-breaking dialogue just cannot shut UP
    >main characters have zero personality other than being a walking plot device
    >the cool purple wizard character just fricks off and you're left with a shitty puppet version of him in your party
    >literal youtuber/crowdfunding troony cancer
    >their version of zeal is fricking lame
    >boss fights are too easy
    >music is bland, even the tracks with Mitsuda who has long since lost his edge
    >endgame fetch quest bullshit isn't worth it
    I wanted this game to be good, too.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to play
    >Story is boring
    >Pixel art is good
    >Gameplay is Mario and Luigi/Mario rpg hit the right time to do damage but worse
    >Few abilities/attacks
    >Main characters have no soul and act like silent protagonists to make the fat frick be lovable and just ends up a forced character.
    I stopped playing so I can't say more. If they remade the character portraits with another artist and actually made an interesting story then I would change my mind because the puzzles are fine and the gameplay can be improved. I really just can say the pixel art is good after playing the little time I did. So the game is meh.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press the button at the right frame to perform maximum damage or healing
    >this fricking frame is either random with no rhythm whatsoever or off screen
    Imagine you’re playing Mario & Luigi and someone throws a blind to your face during battles, you won’t be able to do “Excellent” combos with that shit. That’s how this game feels

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