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Somebody call the police... BECAUSE WE WERE ROBBED!
>it’s another fakemon shilling thread
>slowbro's tail is non-canon
i faked it. i reverse engineered the gold, silver, and crystal source code and intentionally made the programming super incompotent as a joke. i did it in assembly, my favorite programming language, as a gag. i then proceed to do that 600 more times with very minor tweaks to the translation also as a joke. i then wrote code by iwata that wasn't incompotent as a joke. i also made a new bad gameboy emulator as a joke. i then drew hundreds of sprites ranging from barely started to completely finalized and wrote dex entries and fake moves for everything as a joke. i also wrote hundreds of fake emails, you guessed it, as a joke. i also intentionally programmed in bugs, made fake bug reports, and refused to address the bugs all for a laugh. and i did this in six languages as a joke. you all fell for it.
y-you're good
just realized thats probably where the slowpoke tail comes from
Fricking duh
How do I evolve my Shellder into King Form Turbann?
You feed your Shellder a SlowpokeTail to get a Turbann, then you trade it holding a King's Rock.
It's that easy.
How about we call this thing "Turbane" instead of lame-ass Turbann or just Turban
(captcha: RAPYYN)
What makes you think your name sounds any better
What I know to be true is they tried their utmost to make it a thing, 6 years running (as they tried for both RG and what ended up GS) to make it a think and decided "nah, it'll never work and it's too shit to fit among what we have agreed are pokémon"
its moronic how they don't revisit scrapped pokemon ideas
they do
By making it 10x worse.
>trillionth water shitmon
Damn we sure missed out
>Called Turbann
>Based around an actual turban
>Looks as angry as the people who usually wear turbans
>In lore they bite on Slowpoke tails and take its bait
What did Gamefreak mean by this...?
Same stats like cloyster but more deffensive abilities?
That would make no sense
Or Cloyster with swapped physical/special stats.