Sega will try genuinely anything with Sonic except make good games

Sega will try genuinely anything with Sonic except make good games

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, homosexual.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ha! I knew it would be a children's show from the name and logo alone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, it's a game made for children

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not THAT young.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sonic gays call Nintendo baby shit
    >sonic becomes literal baby shit.
    How fitting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really interesting how the Sonic series been slowly getting baby-fied since Unleashed.
      Barely any dark shit anymore and literally nobody dies anymore. Even Frontiers that people like to proclaim that it's "dark" is pretty light-hearted when compared to the dark subjects from SA2 or 06.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even Frontiers that people like to proclaim that it's "dark" is pretty light-hearted
        My problem with it is that it danced around it's concepts rather than not actually go into it since there's the themes of mortality and accepting one's death BUT it's all either surface level or again danced around and not actually explored unlike the other games where it attempts to (but imo fails at)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Dark" shit in Sonic
        >"Damn!" "Go to hell!"
        It barely quantifies as PG. I think of that one SpongeBob meme every time I see Sonicgays claim their series is for adults.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is saying Sonic is for adults moron, it's just that the Sonic series used to have dark elements and the series been unironically becoming less and less serious to the point Kirby is unironically more darker overall.
          This is the same series that had a little girl get shot to death by a solider.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because the west has been baby-fied including the baby things like Sonic. Think about every hack post you've seen on the internet that goes 'THIS IS A KIDS SHOWWW!!!1!' because some childrens story has peril or something slighly scary in it.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they making some kind of Muppet Babies show for three year olds?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TikTok series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse. It's TikTok shit.

        oh hell lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse. It's TikTok shit.

        I actually don't blame them for that because putting it on TV may as well be sentencing them to death. You have to put it on a streaming service anymore and that has its own qualms. Note: I am still aware of how completely fricked it is for children's programming to be placed on Tiktok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse. It's TikTok shit.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >except chao garden
    ftfy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    N-NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE KID'S SHORTS GEARED TOWARDS CHILDREN ON THE BIGGEST SOCIAL MEDIA APP IN THE WORLD! NOOOOOOOOOOO SONIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE EDGY AND EXTREME 20 YEARS AGO HE WAS SO COOL F-FRICK THIS BABY SHIT WHY DIDN'T SONIC GROW UP WITH ME I FRICKING BLAME COLORS I HATE YOU KEN PENDERS YOU FRICKING ASSWIPE WHY WHY WHY WHY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids shouldn't be using TikTok.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one should.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They shouldn't be playing video games either.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is made by falseflagging Tendies who are projecting their insecurity onto Sonic fans. Mario is literally a googoo gaagaa series now. Pikmin casualized its entire core gameplay to appeal to toddlers. Need I say more for Pokémon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay in your lane, sonicbab

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Case in point. Who else would post shit like that?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it ain't easy being a sonic fan, i tell you hwhat.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man all they need to do is have a sex game with Amy and rouge. The game would sell tons to pedos.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honey DLC

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A kino classic character

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the last Sonic game is the only non 0/10 Modern Sonic game in the last 10 years.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, what kind of panties is chibi amy wearing?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    UOOOOHHHHH I MUST.... I MUST.... C-CHANGE A-AMY'S D-DIAaaaAaaAAAAAaaaAaAAaPERRR ToT ToT ToT

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendie cope

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a sonic adventure remake and train a new team to be able to make these games and understand them. Then make sonic odyssey or whatever the frick they want to call it. You know what I mean. Train a new team first. Then get back to the adventure style. It would sell especially on the switch to nostalgia tards.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fricking happy that I only started playing Sonic games past my developmental phase.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And now you're a grown man who lives with his mom. Video games aren't your problem troony.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you even talking about?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't even deny it
          Say hi to your mom in the hall for us moron lmao

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still trying to figure out what you even got mad at in that post.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And now you're a grown man who lives with his mom.
        wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm randomly browsing Ganker while living in my home with my wife. You live with your mommy. That's where you are.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            chad vs. virgin posting was a mistake

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it works. Kids today still love Sonic. Only recently do they even started caring about anybody else.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A kids game gets a kids show
    Wow I can't believe Sega stooped to such levels.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO, NO, SEE, SEGA IS SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE *MY* AGE:

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick. Whoops.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do gaming brands insist on this kind of marketing? Pokemon does it too and it just feels super corny and out of touch with the actual audience.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does this have to do with Sonic?
        I'd be pretty shocked too having to pay those prices as well so.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had something else on the clipboard I forgot about. See below post.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has gotta be a response to those degenerate elsagate sonic videos you see on youtube.
    On a related note anyone else remember those kphoria "sonic gets eaten" videos from the 2000s? I'm glad they didn't do anything to 7 year old me and I just thought they were supposed to be comedic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine it has more to do with Sega giving up and rather than make one thing to try and appeal to everyone they'll make these random things meant for more specific audiences.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thing is Sonic fans consume everything so it's not like they even need to try.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone else remember those kphoria "sonic gets eaten" videos from the 2000s?
      actually yes, I even remember my friend who was also a Sonic fan talking about the really funny "Amy eats Sonic" video he watched on YouTube during lunchtime. I thought it was just me, really fricked up that this seems to have been a widespread phenomenon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atleast those were just made by and for a dark corner of the internet that probably was too autistic to think of children stumbling upon it, rather than an intentionally evil attempt to brainwash and profit off children

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