>sells minecraft for 2.5 billion. >spends his life posting on twitter every 15 minutes

>sells minecraft for 2.5 billion
>spends his life posting on twitter every 15 minutes
why are sw*des like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >set yourself up for life
    >do whatever you want
    Living the dream, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >living the dream
      >claims to be miserable
      he is rich beyond his wildest dreams, how the frick is he sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think there's a proverb about that but I can't remember it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So does he also have an asian wife?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too proud of himself to come back crawling here and post anonymously or with his trip
    >there's no difference just a different site
    yeah and guess what I'd do the same thing if I was set for life without having to work
    shitpost

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      way to out yourself as a gold digger

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nordic people are all autistic terminally online morons.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's what he'd be doing anyway, mans has no ambition and no friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all people with no ambitions and no friends who choose to waste their time shitposting on the internet, twitter users are the lowest of the low.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker users are way worse

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anon suddenly gets infinite money
    >still an aimless fat loser that does nothing all day
    Bros. I'm starting to think personality does matter after all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly he seemed happier with his life when he was actively working on minecraft. I suppose that once he sold it he realized he had nothing better to do but watch as his baby grows into a drug-addled back alley prostitute.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what happened to that space game he was making, anyway?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          0x10c? long since canned unfortunately

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's a shame. he seemed so excited to be working on something again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >persson stated that 0x10c development was hit by creative road block
              How in the frick

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a swedish coworker and he looks almost exactly the same
    any phenotype gays to explain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats the face and morphism achieved after living a sheltered medelklass life and being a nörd in youth

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    another swede hate thread

    based

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure $2.5 billion is more than enough to live like a king for the rest of your life.

    Unless you yolo all of it into stock options or something

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He could've fixed the video game industry with that money and didn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally how. elaborate even a little bit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fund indie developers from marginalized groups.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found new studio and hire devs from studios that have been swallowed by bigger studios. Devs who love video games and want to make a game they'd want to play themselves rather than getting guidelines from the soulless market analysts and investors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isn't he financing a bunch of projects?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never gets a job
    >spends his life posting onGanker every 15 minutes

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