>sells you a flash game we all played on miniclip 20 years ago. >becomes a millionaire

>sells you a flash game we all played on miniclip 20 years ago
>becomes a millionaire
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sell cheap as frick games
    >it's kinda fun
    >make millions
    How do they get away with it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1% fun 99% skinnerbox mindfricking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. I heard autists are less or even not affected by the usual monkeybrain advertisement strategies, so I assume that explains why I was fricking mortified observing a streamer playing this game talking about how satisfying it is to open these big prize boxes when all I see is horrid and gaudy BINGBINGBING CHILING CHILING CHILING KACHOW CHI-CHING BLING BLING BLING FLASH FLASH FLASH JINGLE JANGLE LOOK AT THE KEYS JINGLE JINGLE JANGLE POP POP BOOM!
        It's like that npc tiktok e-prostitute meme in a videogame form. Grim and morbid is what it is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. I heard autists are less or even not affected by the usual monkeybrain advertisement strategies, so I assume that explains why I was fricking mortified observing a streamer playing this game talking about how satisfying it is to open these big prize boxes when all I see is horrid and gaudy BINGBINGBING CHILING CHILING CHILING KACHOW CHI-CHING BLING BLING BLING FLASH FLASH FLASH JINGLE JANGLE LOOK AT THE KEYS JINGLE JINGLE JANGLE POP POP BOOM!
        It's like that NPC tiktok e-prostitute meme in a videogame form. Grim and morbid is what it is.

        Harrumph. Enjoying video games? My superior intellect doesn't allow me to do such a thing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/xooset/status/1588590234778087424

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Harrumph. A flashy animation for getting an item? Must be like a slot machine, my superior intellect has noticed this.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn't comparing the flashiness to slot machines, I meant how there's barely any gameplay. They're just mindlessly mashing the button. Vampire Saviour is as worthless as Cookie Clicker.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gameplay is all about using positioning and the weapons given to you to stave off a large horde I'll be honest I haven't play it in years because there are better arcade games for me
                >barely any gameplay
                Harrumph?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vampire Saviour is as worthless as Cookie Clicker.
                Take it back

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What meme country are you from?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're just mindlessly mashing the button

                Button?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not going to argue that it is advantegous to be a happy moron over an anguished genius when it comes to matters of entertainment, but I'm not going to suppress my disgust just because you aren't happy to know how simple-minded you are.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Enjoying Black personball? My superior intellect doesn't allow me to do such a thing.

          how come people don't mock boomers for their Black personball addiction? it's a kids game those manchildren are watching after all

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My sentiments exactly, my fellow discerning patron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAA is too bloated to innovate and too scared to back an interesting concept. Indie is a crowded as frick market but if you have a good idea, can make it work and you can get any momentum, it can go far as frick.
      Look at the Dredge guys. Their longterm plan was hoping they could sell 100k copies over a year, but people liked the mix of cosmic horror and fishing, and they made that much on day 1.
      Battlebit just saw "hey Battlefield isn't making Battlefield anymore what if we made that but at a more reasonable scale for our budget"

      Hell, remember PUBG started as a fricking ARMA/DayZ mod and now battle royales are the dominant multiplayer subgenre of the dominant genre.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when developers have an unprofessional twitter with reddit speak

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're mindbroken.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its ok to like reddit bro. Dont feel ashamed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          go back.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see how easy it is to become a millionaire by just copying something!?
    >doesn't become a millionaire
    Why are commies like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure what point you're trying to make, but genuine self-made fortunes are less than 0.1% of what makes up the upper class. it's basically only authors and a fraction of vidya devs who truly have done it all by themself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but genuine self-made fortunes are less than 0.1% of what makes up the upper class
        >it's basically only authors and a fraction of vidya devs who truly have done it all by themself.
        Ok anon

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun
    That's all that matters

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    60 years later and arcade games are still the most lucrative video game genre.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games that would have been free on crazymonkeygames, armorgames, kongregate, and newgrounds are no being sold on steam for $20 dollars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If super smash flash was on steam I'd toss them 5 bux. That's the price of Vampire Survivor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't vampire survivors like 2 dollars?
      Also this was already a thing like 10 years ago when Black folk were selling Super Meat boy and Castle Crashers on steam.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already sell games that WERE already free, like Epic Battle Fantasy and Stick RPG 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worse games are on steam for triple the price
      >that's fine because they are CINEMATIC NARRATIVE DRIVEN EXPERIENCES WITH MUH GRAPHICS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with that. Developers who make good games that offer people hours of fun deserve money too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grim.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who grew up with Newgrounds in the late 90s and early '00s, att the time, I didn't understand how big a deal it was that digital distribution market platforms like Steam or Xbox Live Arcade even existed and were an option for small devs but even before then, Tom Fulp who was part of the primordial soup of browser games still put out the work to get Alien Hominid on 6th gen platforms.
      They didn't cost money because there wasn't a sophisticated universal way of doing so and before stuff like the aforementioned Steam, took a shitload of effort to manufacture physical media for distribution.
      Flash games were basically these devs' only option and your only option was doing it for free, and once paid digital storefronts became a thing, it suddenly became less of an amateur hobbyist endeavor and more a viable career path.
      After that, Flash game websites just became a public portfolio to get you noticed by a publisher.

      >tl;dr they're being sold now because you can actually sell them and it's easy for someone to punch in their credit card info to pay for it, and making a game costs real man hours and you don't just pop open gamemaker and just flip switches like "gameplay; yes" and "graphics: on"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it was free anon,it was a browser game before it moved to steam, it only makes it worse that jzoomers are like that and get swindled by this kind of shit, when they could just have played it for free back then.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a fun game
    >don't put your agenda into it
    >make millions
    as shrimple as that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >patched the agenda in later
      heh, tricked

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget the amount of threads there was here when still was a free browser game, shilling may pay

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >silly goofy mood talk

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU
    WHAT ARE THOSE MINICLIP GAMES FROM 20 YEARS AGO YOU'D GLADLY PAY REAL MONEY TO PLAY AGAIN?
    And yes I know there are browsers that still let you play flash, that isn't the point of the question

    >For me, it's HeliAttack 2 + 3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the Last Stand went back to its "a dude defends his base and grows his arsenal and team against an increasingly dangerous horde of zombies" rather then the randomly generated survival game thing it's doing with the new one. Aftermath isn't a bad game, but I liked the simplicity.
      Yes I know you can just buy the old Flash games on Steam but I meant like a new one with the sophistication of modern game engines.
      Yes I know this was what Fortnite was before the battle royale.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's alliant defense of the colony

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh at least it's not gacha or battle pass shit

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean i would love more flash games i played on miniclip 20 years ago.

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