Selphie

She was way cuter than Rinoa

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno she's spunky and fun and stuff but rinoa's wife material

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rinoa's wife material
      As in "already a huge b***h who's invasive as shit, won't shut up, cheats, and is only getting worse."

      Not, "Golly, I'd like to marry her and start a family until my death in 60 years!"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheats
        lmao, you khv morons never cease to amaze

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheats
        She's one of Squaresoft's Three Great She-devils

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time she gave a wife material vibe was during the first boy-meets-girl cut scene but the first impression was ruined shortly

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That haircut is simply too awkward and moronic. Never playing with her.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Quistis beats both

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spoony ruined that scene forever for me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Yep

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a typical genki archetype, suitable only for a secondary character, in other hand Quistis looks like a complex and likable character but not Rinoa

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every character in FF8 is just a naked archetype with barely anything added to it. The deepest ones are Quistis and the sniper guy, whatever his name is, but their arcs are never really explored because FF8 just doesn't give a shit about characters. I love the game but that's the biggest thing it fricked up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It focuses too much on Squall and makes him the absolute darling of the game. Doesn't even bother to make anyone believable and multi-dimensional except him. He says the deepest shit and then comes Zell and yells: "Hotdogs, yum!" lmao.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    rinoa is literally some bawd banged by your rival. who wants seifer's sloppy seconds? ff8 is shit for many reasons, not giving me the chance to pick quistis or selphie over hoenoa is among the main ones.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't like her loose personality.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

    This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to have a nice day for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

    I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. I haven't read this pasta in what, 8 or 9 years? Frick man...

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t stand any of VIII’s girls, except for maybe Edea and Ellone.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I played FF8 I was way too young and couldn't understand the junction system. I made it maybe halfway by doing nothing but spamming the summons for every attack. I really need to go back and try it again at some point. Is there a good reason to use the PC port over the ps1 or can I just emulate the game?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    now now boys, no need to argue. all of ff8's girls are equally terrible

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF8
    Why are there so many games out of japan centered around the emulation of high school life? Is it really so much better in the east? I still have nightmares about high school

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that it's better, it's that it's worse afterward.
      Japan high school sounds like hell
      Working in Japan sounds like hell too

      But I don't miss high school either, shit sucked. College sucked too honestly

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone goes to school.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    an unbelievably stupid character. She contributes not a single thing of merit in the entire game, and constantly says embarrassing or downright moronic shit. Worse than Zell, and that's saying something. This character is literally just party filler to give you 3 characters in the early game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the biggest problem with 8 is that the side characters "arcs" are tacked on, shallow, and contribute little to the main storyline

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were there even arcs at all? I didn't observe any, especially not for the filler characters which is almost everybody

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          selphie's is basically 50% trabia getting nuked and 50% her success with the garden committee

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and 50% her success with the garden committee
            And 100% of that is hidden in lore menus.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It feels like all the main party members that aren't Squall or Rinoa stop mattering after the orphanage reveal. Partial exception for Zell because he gets to be party leader for a bit in Esthar, and makes the Deep Sea Research Centre slightly easier.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate how Square looked at popular teen drama shows from the states in the 90s and decided to make the cast for their new Final Fantasy be based around them.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Princess Daisy of Final Fantasy

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    quistisgays leave

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tepre

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Selphie is pointless
    Rinoa is a bimbo
    Quistis is a moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women
      >moron
      kind of an oxymoron, Quisitis it is!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tries to keep a conversation with edgy morons
          >edgy morons insult in return
          Many such cases, that's why any act of kindness is futile

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    rinoa mogs sorry virgins

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Selphie is nice but she ain't no Yuffie

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always thought that Quistis lovers must be fat

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squall, Selphie, and Zell. The three stooges.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the first thing she does is flash her panties

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