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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That slide move super spinny sonic the hedgehog jump attack they added in MHW
    Kino or Cringe?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have gone to the hunting horn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino along with the clutch claw sonic spin move

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino in World, giga cringe in Rise.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's infuriating in Rise, truly wish toggling sliding while weapon drawn off was a feature.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's infuriating in Rise
        You mean in world, right?
        In Rise there are almost no slopes in combat zones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great in World, sucks in Rise.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's infuriating in Rise, truly wish toggling sliding while weapon drawn off was a feature.

        Kino in World, giga cringe in Rise.

        why is it worse in Rise? I mean I can see/feel it being worse when I play but I don't really understand why

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damage got way nerfed to the point you're actively gimping yourself every time you use it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the move is actually still pretty gud, but you have to hit the monster from the back and make the last hit connect with head

            putting a high commitment attack on LS was such a shit idea. I like the counter way more than than spamming ISS though

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have nearly as much control on direction as you did in World and the damage isn't even worth it if you do manage a good angle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rise
      >run up slope
      >dude starts sliding

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this happens way more frequently in world because half its zones are tilted
        slide attacks should never have been contextual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      exploitable speed troony bullshit in world, dogshit in rise

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*separates your feet from the ground*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know how to play monster hunter: the weapon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carried by devs the weapon

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HH BROTHER

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss pre-world HH so FRICKING much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iceborne is peak HH, echo waves is what HH should have for a long time. Rise is the one that fricks it all up again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to practice this weapon in GU, any HHbros here have any advice?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Equip a loudner

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Self-improvement, go for any horn with red or green notes, learn the more complex songs as soon as you can.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Learn how your horn moves when you go on recital mode, each direction you input is a different move.
        Never "corner horn", always try to hit the monster whenever you use your horn (even better if you can hit the head each time)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THERE ARE DOZENS OF US. DOZENS.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It felt so good having the whole team wait on me as I buff the entire team before big boss fights. Those stamina pools are so helpful especially if your weapon uses tons of stamina

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really like the Speed Boost + Evade Window Up echo bubble. Speed Boost with Self-Improvement lets you run circles around monsters, and everyone will benefit from having an easier time dodging attacks.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is using the easy weapon that does lots of damage and KO the "manly" weapon?
    My choice would be LBG.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible bait.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no slopes

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting a mid air bonk but damn.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hitting the golf swing on a head and having the monster get thrown away while stunned is one of the most satisfying things i have experinced in vydia. That alone already makes hammer worth playing.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God hammer was so fun in world and rise

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    but how do you cut tails?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not playing with your best bro who uses blade weapons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tell the special ed players (LS users) that if they hit the tail I'll give them an ice cream.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make slashing and blunt types for all weapons. Like the vaal axe in World could be slashing-type while the diablos club dual blades could be blunt.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tail cutting isn't really too essential anymore, but back in 2nd gen you'd damage the tail and use a boomerang to cut it off.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play Insect Glaive
    >fly over the monster at any point
    >immediately hit by the monster
    I swear every move has a hitbox that goes about two metres higher than you'd expect

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you ever subjugate yourself to this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >join lobby as prowler
      >guy just says "no"
      >insta kicked
      What the frick is their problem?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prowlers were turbo nerfed in GU and do piss all damage

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't hear you over the sound of my portable jet engine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was getting into gunlance towards the end of my time with World. wonder how different I'd feel about rise had i not used the funlance the whole time.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hammer is so fricking easy to use, it literally is built to let you stun and do haha epic 2hard4u animation lock gold swing. It's still a fun and based weapon but don't pat yourself on the back for playing it

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusively used hammer in World
      >friends would regularly walk into golf swings
      >instead of learning to stay away they just use me as a launch pad for aerial attacks
      if it works

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of learning to stay away they just use me as a launch pad for aerial attacks
        moronic, yet also adaptive. I like your friends.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >invulnerable until you cancel the animation or get up off the floor
          Most of them were nergays to huntan so they were busy learning patterns.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I bow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you aim, sidestep, spread shot, aim, side step until you’re out of stam

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put your arms right against your sides, lean forward making sure to only bend at your waist and keep your back straight.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the few games that makes it feel like an actual heavy weapon
    >Every other game with hammers is just a sword with a blunt end
    Longhammers when? Gunhammer promotion when?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monster Hunter World Tour: America
      >Long Gunsword
      >Great Gunsword
      >Dual Guns
      >Gun 'n' Shield
      >Gunhorn
      >Charge Gun
      >Gunbow
      >Switch Gun
      >Gunlance
      >Gungunlance
      >Gun Glaive
      >

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gun claw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heavy machine gun
        >light machine gun
        >gun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      double hammer (hammer on each end of haft)
      retractable chain hammer
      switchhammer with a vertical chainsaw (hitting with the engine of the chainsaw, with the chain built around it)

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom wants YOU to pick a new weapon class for the new MH game!
    What's your idea?!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WIRED LANCES

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring back tonfas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      About time they added Hunting Horn I say.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fists

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know how they made greatsword like some kinda weird tank weapon? do that but not with the greatsword
      see marisa in sf6

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRING BACK PROWLER MODE YOU COWARDS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lance 2
      It's just two lances, no shield.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but the opposite, its just two big ass shield

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now how about an inverse gun lance, regular lance with a gun shield

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          May as well make boxing gloves.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes but you can block and you have lances move speed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hand Guards.
          >Two parts of a bigger shield
          >Used like boxing gloves
          >Sharpness is set, can't be lowered or raised
          >Blocking attacks fills a gauge, when full unleashes its main attack

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long spear, like lance without a shield but greater reach/damage and capable of vaulting attacks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        seconding this if stinger is part of its normal moveset

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunhammer homie.
      >Hammer but you can use projectiles
      >Golf swing lets you fire shots, uses sharpness
      >Use a starting chord like a chainsaw to reload or keep pulling to ready all your ammo at once
      >Golf swing releases all your ammo or smashing on the ground causes a tremor
      If not that, I'll take whips or a proper boomerang alongside the magnet spike.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fist weapons like Yozakura from Senran Kagura

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The god eater hammer. I wnat to fly like a GL but with a hammer!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dual longswords. Vergil moveset. Sheathe moves that trigger damage application.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GunGun. It is a bow gun that shoots gunlances.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnet Spike but make it not broken as shit. If it has to be NEW then probably something like a spear attached to a chain that has reach and lets you throw it and yank it back or swing it really far with the chain.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally I'd like some kind of pilebunker style weapon. gunlance stakes were a bit similar but it's not quite the same to me. I dunno if it's been done before in the series.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flame/ice/toxic/etc thrower

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revive the Wyvern Boomerang

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've said this a million times, but just redesign the Tonfas from Frontier and make them play more like Nioh's Tonfas.
      Like in these links right here:

      They should basically be like Dual Blades (in that they're fast hitting and are excellent at applying element and status, but have very short reach) but with a focus on impact damage rather than slashing/cutting damage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom already has the next weapon class and that's the gun sword from Lost Planet 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A sort of whip. You can add stuff like having a blade at the end or a morning star or something. I think it could be cool.
      Alternatively, they still have Tonfas and Magnet Spike to rescue from Frontier jail.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHIP OR BOOMERANG
        EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST FRICKING RESKINS OF WEAPONS WITH NO INTERESTING OR NEW GAMEPLAY

        >whip
        >built-in wirebug jumps
        >aerial attacks with maximum spin
        >hook onto monster parts to get a direct hit, removing shitzones without the massive damage boost of tenderize
        >blunt or sharp end to either slam down like a slinger shot onto the head or reach the tail easily
        Might be fun taking some elements from clutch claw and wirebug for a new weapon. Competes with IG in aerial but has a different kind of support.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHIP OR BOOMERANG
      EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST FRICKING RESKINS OF WEAPONS WITH NO INTERESTING OR NEW GAMEPLAY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beartrap on a chain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Throwable C4 explosives (with riot shield).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomeraxe. It's a transforming weapon, going from an axe to a sword. In its default axe mode, the weapon builds up energy as it strikes the enemy with its wide sweeping chops. The axehead is detachable and uses the stored energy to propel itself through the air, spinning like a jet-powered boomerang. The rest of the weapon is a magnetic sword you can use to direct the axehead as it flies through the air. You can attack the enemy with quick sword strikes to create a magnetic field that the axehead will attack in tandem with you, or fire a magnetic stake to direct the axehead to a distant target. When its energy is depleted, the axehead will be attracted back to the base of the sword so it can be reattached and begin building energy again. You can also use the energy build up by the axe to power up your sword strikes. Attacking with this powered up sword will generate a ton of magnetic energy that the axehead can release for an explosive finishing move.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dual guns
      fists/tonfas
      flails

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was a hacker once that had unlimited bombs and he was roleplaying bazelgeuse the whole hunt

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sponsored by Razer, for gamers by gamers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raizex
      By Razer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's so cool

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster Hunter Stories
    Your thoughts?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't gotten very far but 2 is pretty cool. Probably wouldn't care about it if it wasn't MH.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are hammers so fricking bad

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >longsword is the canonical weapon for the last fifteen entries
    >longswords are the worst class aesthetically
    every other weapon class has some awesome looking weapons then you get back to LS and they're so restrained

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The manliest weapons have the shortest reach
    Frick this webp bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to make the block sound louder
      Everyone must know I blocked that attack

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is webp becoming a thing again?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get Google ranking points for hosting webp/avif images instead of gif/jpg/png

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because israelitegle is forcing feeding everyone their preferred formats
        Just look at Chrome removing support for JPEG-XL in favour of AVIF

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill monkey
    >get two hearts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are the lore implications of this? secret guild unethical genetic experiments?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine it's just multiple parts of a single heart, same with tails and skulls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hearts from other rajangs or the monkey (king) has multiple hearts

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only truly manly weapon in monhun is the tankiest of tanks, the lance

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone know if 60 fps on GU fricks with anything? i know some of the older games locked at 30 get fricky when you force 60 on emulator but idk about GU. i really cant decide if i wanna replay GU on switch or emulator

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful, since GU is built off 4U's engine (pretty sure) and that game ran at variable FPS. Variable FPS was added to the series back in 3U iirc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only instance of 60fps framerate-related frickery I've seen on MHGU/MHXX emulation is Volvidon's body slams becoming insanely fast.
      Otherwise, nothing else that I can think of.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those rare moments where you're able to spam plunging attacks from ledge against a monster
    >huge KO and mounting buildup
    >massive damage

    Slopes and ledges are a hammer main's best friend.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Slopes and ledges are a hammer main's best friend.
      most braindead IQ Black person tier post I've ever seen in a monster hunter thread

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odogaron or Lunagaron?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are schizophrenic dogs with cool designs but lame fights by virtue of them being incapable of hitting anyone with all their jumping around
      Odogaron has SEXO armor, but Lunagaron has the cool werewolf transformation gimmick
      So I'm gonna give it to Lunagaron, since there's an obvious avenue for his fight to not be lame in the future by giving him actual ice attacks
      But I'm also biased since I think werwolves are rad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odoggo

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only like to kill old monsters like Khezu despite Rise being the only monster hunter game I've properly played

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We found the Khezu enjoyer

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hammer has literally been an obsolete weapon since MH4U (maybe it was obsolete in MH4 but I didn't play vanilla MH4).
    It no longer sits at the throne of being the game's "KO King" weapon.
    An impact phial Charge Blade or an LBG/HBG with Sticky Ammo can get in KOs faster and safer than any Hammer can.
    You have no reason to use Hammer anymore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't disagree hammer is weak, but this isn't XIV or some garbage MMO.

      With that outlook, we'd all just be using LBG or ranged, non-mentally ill people use weapons because they like the way they feel and play.

      I am an SnS user, and Strongarm abuse with small barrel bombs is absurdly strong, but it also feels like shit to play and not very fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have no reason to use Hammer
      Are you incapable of having fun?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, I'm gonna miss water strike.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >impact zones don't exist
      >when its often objectively better than shot and cutting damage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess, you're german

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 18 Special Investigations and 1 Anomaly Quest to get the last few titles, and however many Master Rank quests I need after that to get to MR999, before I'm finally free

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get all the follower titles?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Impressive. I've got everything besides those, but I only do random sos quests these days

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much weaker are the other shelling types compared to normal in iceborne?
    Considering available weapon choices ofc, but goddamn the fatty weapons are too good

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*hits pipe*

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many men and boys in my path? Get the frick out of my way, no I don't care how you sort yourselves, just MOVE.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tf is that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use the same armor with the same colors.
      Shovel knight looking ass.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Digged & Gempilled

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queue Aletreon
    >Black person wants to watch the cutscene
    >dumb homosexual bow Black person knows nothing and carts twice in 3 minutes
    >break his horm
    >both die to EJ and end the mission

    Learn the fricking fight you stupid gay Black person homosexuals and stop wasting my fricking time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just solo it sweatie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to run multiplayer Alatreon with a pure support HH build. It's a bit more chill since you're more focused on keeping everyone buffed and healed up, but Alatreon can still frick you up since he attacks constantly with 4 players.

      Another downside is that you're completely dependent on other players to do elemental damage. Running a horn with elemental damage buffs helps. So far I've had decent luck with parties.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kjarr Myth/Water has enough element with all the support songs you need.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll keep that in mind next time I play. I went with the Alatreon HH since it has good songs for the encounter while also dealing dragon damage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seconding this anon.

        Kjarr Myth/Water has enough element with all the support songs you need.

        Just use a Kjarr horn with Frostcraft or Safi set and watch Alatreon spend most of the fight flailing like a fish out of water. Get those juicy horn breaks with that elemental Spin2Win.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Rise on PC any good/worth getting into?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and Yes

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GS and Hammer are the only weapons worth using.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GS is less engaging than gunning

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll enjoy my edgy flippy dippy kitchen knives thanks

        Didn't ask plus your gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll enjoy my edgy flippy dippy kitchen knives thanks

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hammer in world is peak chad
    >hammer in rise is small wiener

    "buu-bu-but yo-you can play elemental !!!"
    "yeah that's what im sayin, homosexual"

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