Having a novelty middle name is less bad, you aren't expected to handout your middle name on regular basis. My middle name has the old english spelling with that extra U, us folks stateside were more than happy to omit. anytime I give out my middle name I deliberately omit that u.
My kids both have names from final fantasy characters, although the names are relatively "normal" for the most part. Also one of the names just happened to be in FF7 Rebirth on a character that got a name change from the OG.
I met a guy at a magic tournament that had 4 kids, Squall, Zell, Rinao and Selphie. Honestly I was surprised he got those names passed his wife, he was very proud of Squall because he got honor roll in his middle school.
I thought it was after someone else replied. So if you make a thread then reply, no bump, but if you make it and someone replies thats a bump, and if you then reply after them it'll bump again.
I guess it depends entirely on how they look whether Reimu would work or not. Like a distinctly white, black, whatever looking person is going to get funny looks but if they're questionably asian (even if that just means having black straight hair or whatever), people would probably just assume they're Asian
If my parents named me after something from a moronic bethesda game I would dedicate my life to building a horrible video game themed nursing home >Welcome to the Whiterun Retirement Home! >Watch out we have the nurses dress as dragons to randomly run around and scream at you >We also have mudcrabs (bed bugs)
>free Bethesda games forever
Since then, they have received >Fallout 4 >Fallout 76 >Starfield >12 different versions of Skyrim
Condemning your child to a lifetime of bullying is a fine price to pay for such treasure.
well, 34 year old Zelda Williams, daughter of comedian Robin Williams, just directed her first movie, so naming your kid moronic game names has been an ongoing joke for a while now. maybe there's some Pong somewhere
Wonder how he feels after all these years about being named after israeli mombojumbo. Also worked with a guy that named his daughter Aeris, wonder how he feels about the change to Aerith.
Yeah, if anything, his parents were onto something naming him that. It's a perfect conversation starter and I figure he just goes by "Seph" which really doesn't stick out that much.
See, Dovahkiin is probably a harder name to work with because not even nerdy girls are gonna be into it and even the nickname "Dova" sounds dumb. I'd much rather be called Sephiroth and he seems to proudly own up to it.
And then everyone clapped. Cool story bro, it would be social suicide for anyone to say that or smoke in front of coworkers while preg unless you're a basketball American at which point it's not a woman problem it's a black culture problem.
>Mom shares Birthday with fricking Sephiroth >Dad shares Birthday with JFK Assassination >Girlfriend shares Birthday with OJ Simpson and was born 50 years after he was >Share my Birthday with the Sopranos airing, Charlie the Unicorn being uploaded, Galo Sengen being uploaded, and Julius Caesar crossing the Rubicon
> cant believe this vanished off the web atleast based on every search I tried
anon i found it within literal seconds by searching ''baby sephiroth tattoo'' on https://arch.b4k.co/v/
I remember I dated a girl named Aeris and she said that if she was a boy she would've been named Sephiroth, she dumped me later when I autistically pointed out her name was a mistranslation and typo.
>Pinkamena Zecora Smith is 13 now
Fricking kill me.
How long until someone names their kid sans?
Undertale’s 10th anniversary is coming next year so very likely.
I named my kids middle name "Strife" 7 years ago
I named my kid "Zerg Hydralisk" 22 years ago
Based dad. Is this how he talks to you?
Having a novelty middle name is less bad, you aren't expected to handout your middle name on regular basis. My middle name has the old english spelling with that extra U, us folks stateside were more than happy to omit. anytime I give out my middle name I deliberately omit that u.
My middle name, in its original german pronunciation, is "worse off".
My kids both have names from final fantasy characters, although the names are relatively "normal" for the most part. Also one of the names just happened to be in FF7 Rebirth on a character that got a name change from the OG.
No, anon, Biggs and Wedge are not "normal" names.
My son's first name is Dark Souls
Second name John?
I met a guy at a magic tournament that had 4 kids, Squall, Zell, Rinao and Selphie. Honestly I was surprised he got those names passed his wife, he was very proud of Squall because he got honor roll in his middle school.
>Rinoa
Bruh, don't name your daughter after the prostitute. Name it after the high achieving 18 year old teacher Quistis.
>he was very proud of Squall because he got honor roll in his middle school.
Good on that boy. Hopefully his exceptionalism carries on through.
OPs can't bump their own thread. But you can make a thread on your phone and bump using a different device though
That's a lie.
You can after minutes anon.
I thought it was after someone else replied. So if you make a thread then reply, no bump, but if you make it and someone replies thats a bump, and if you then reply after them it'll bump again.
You need two replies. Then you can bump your own thread all you want.
proof that he's still alive?
I fricked him 2 months ago
Wonder if he has a hot mom named Jenova
NEXT YEAR SEPHIROTH IS LEGALLY AN ADULT
you mean last year?
>21 inches
He got that Sephiroth sword length
That's like dead average newborn length.
reminder that Charles and Nichol looks like this
>mom has silver hairs
You can't make this shit up
Wtf 2005 people are 19 now??
i refuse to believe that sephiroth doesn't post here
where are you, motherfricker
This kid gets more red every time I see him
>soulborne morons after hearing about the seamless coop mod
rent-free
you didn't beat the game btw, cheating cuck
>what makes the redguard red?
he's 12 now, imagine the amount of bullying he receives on a daily basis
You think he even gets bullied? Like how many 12 year olds are playing Skyrim?
>free Bethesda games for life
A fate worse than death.
my thoughts exactly
why the frick is he so red
>it was the mother who pushed for dovahkiin
Can’t imagine what that’s like…
It's always the mother who pushes dumbass.
This is one of the very few images that make me laugh every single time I look at them
>kellermeyer
THAT IS NOT ENOUGH
WE MUST GO EVEN REDDER
>Here's Starfield Dovahkin
>Frick you mom
Dovahkiin is a pretty good name among normies
They think its exotic
No they fricking don't lol, who do you think bought Skyrim?
Dovahkhiin isn't even a personal name god damn
I like to believe that Sepiroth, Dohvakiin, Reimu, and everyone with a shitty vidya name are all good friends
Reimu is pretty normal compared to Dohvakiin
>Hey Seth
>'sup Ray
life is good
I guess it depends entirely on how they look whether Reimu would work or not. Like a distinctly white, black, whatever looking person is going to get funny looks but if they're questionably asian (even if that just means having black straight hair or whatever), people would probably just assume they're Asian
The father is from hawaii so they're probably brown or vaguely asian enough to fool a white person
>/jp/ poster
>being a parent
my mom had a work friend and her name is Keiko. she is Brazilian and a black woman
>year of present marriage 1997
>ages 28 and 29 in 2010
>married at ages 15 and 16
>highscool sweethearts
kino. I missed out on life
born in fricking Kenya, too
You know for a fact that the moment they tried to cash in on any game more than once they were told that "these are zenimax games"
If my parents named me after something from a moronic bethesda game I would dedicate my life to building a horrible video game themed nursing home
>Welcome to the Whiterun Retirement Home!
>Watch out we have the nurses dress as dragons to randomly run around and scream at you
>We also have mudcrabs (bed bugs)
>free Bethesda games forever
Since then, they have received
>Fallout 4
>Fallout 76
>Starfield
>12 different versions of Skyrim
Condemning your child to a lifetime of bullying is a fine price to pay for such treasure.
I don’t know. 900$ worth of shitty games since 2011 (when it’s really just 4) doesn’t seem worth it.
you know, if you put that image into a letterboxed webm file and give it obscure filename. it looks like a snuff video.
How old is Reimu now?
14 in 2 months
and Baby Sneed is dead.
Why do we keep bringing up Sephiroth and not Dovahkiin?
I wonder if Sephiroth bullied that baby named Dovakhin
>Sephiroth plays FFVIIR
>wonders why the frick his parents named him after such a homosexual guy
gaybook(.)com/nichol.olson.71 (replace the letters and such)
His mom's page. He has a brother named Phoenix according to an obituary I found for his great great granny.
>Phoenix
>Sephiroth
Why do I get the feeling the mom lives in Hickson? Hope they didn't bullied too hard kek
Poulsbo is where they live from the looks of it. I don't know much about the PNW though.
He lives in Bremerton, it's a port town on the other side of the Olympic peninsula.
If anything it's Ghetto as frick.
gaybook(.)com/profile.php?id=100012379777878
Seph's page. Mom died last year. Oh no.
SEPHIROTH
What is his name? Andrew Jackson Jurassic Park?
That's gross, money is really dirty and babies have awful immune system.
big fricking deal, if it gets sick it will either die or survive.
It's okay, he's israeli, he's immune to the dangers of money.
you can get clean money at a bank.
It's alright, that money was laundered
carlos you bloody bastard b***h I will destroy that which you value the most
well there it is
well, 34 year old Zelda Williams, daughter of comedian Robin Williams, just directed her first movie, so naming your kid moronic game names has been an ongoing joke for a while now. maybe there's some Pong somewhere
I love you, dad.
I love you too Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin
Zelda is an actual name though, the games just used it cause it sounded foreign
didn't know it was an actual name, but i do know robin williams named his daughter specifically after the videogame character
Zelda is a german name
HE COME TO TOWN
>not even blond
He probably just insists people call him Seth or something. There's no way Sephiroth stuck
kek this, imagine being named after an evil anime character that everyone recognizes
Apparently they do just call him “Steph.” Weird last name though.
i would follow him around school and play the sephiroth theme song every chance i get.
>Google your email
>Eternal Onahole thread
So, how old was Sephiroth when he destroyed Nibleheim?
That's the hospital my grandma died in.
You think she got reincarnated into sephiroth?
Guarantee you he shitposts here
Wonder how he feels after all these years about being named after israeli mombojumbo. Also worked with a guy that named his daughter Aeris, wonder how he feels about the change to Aerith.
This thread is the most I've laughed at shit on Ganker in years. Cheers
that’s because you probably got in here this year. If you haven’t already seen these images 100 times you’re a newbie
You know there's a whole "discussion" side to the board as well that doesn't involve memes right? Remember jokes?
This is he now
https://www.instagram.com/saltyseph
So long gay bowser
What will he change his name to when he troons out?
>name your kid sephiroth
>becomes a homosexual
kino
Look at the photos
He has a gf with huge knockers
Yeah, if anything, his parents were onto something naming him that. It's a perfect conversation starter and I figure he just goes by "Seph" which really doesn't stick out that much.
Looks like he gets more puss than 80% of this website (1).
MUTTED
>sephiroth got a gf before Ganker did
Anyone who has an insta, can you ping sephiroth, ask him if he'd rather keep his name or be named dovahkiin.
See, Dovahkiin is probably a harder name to work with because not even nerdy girls are gonna be into it and even the nickname "Dova" sounds dumb. I'd much rather be called Sephiroth and he seems to proudly own up to it.
>this guy got a cutie gf
>meanwhile I'm a permavirgin
>huge knockers
Nuh uh
>that thing
>cute
Come on anon.
what happened to his dad?
he kinda looks like the on your computer guy
>lain pfp
Dude def got bullied.
>2004 was 30 years ago
OP HERE (I SWEAR, CHECK THE IP COUNT)
JUST JERKED A troony OFF SO HARD HIS DICK FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.
AND HE THANKED ME FOR IT.
(SAVED MONEY ON SRS).
>Grandfather
>Father
>Me
>Son
we all have the same name + Di''City'' middle name
do you remember to crack you pasta before boiling?
only when i make pastina or Minestrone
Gay Bowser is.... oh....
Is this fetal alcohol syndrome? I think it might be.
I think so. I hate women so much it’s unreal
>work withboomer mom with 4 kids
>proudly exclaims how she did not stop smoking while pregnant each time
And then everyone clapped. Cool story bro, it would be social suicide for anyone to say that or smoke in front of coworkers while preg unless you're a basketball American at which point it's not a woman problem it's a black culture problem.
Happy birthday Sephiroth!
>Kid named Sephiroth shares birthday with my mom
ummm bros…should I be worried?
>Mom shares Birthday with fricking Sephiroth
>Dad shares Birthday with JFK Assassination
>Girlfriend shares Birthday with OJ Simpson and was born 50 years after he was
>Share my Birthday with the Sopranos airing, Charlie the Unicorn being uploaded, Galo Sengen being uploaded, and Julius Caesar crossing the Rubicon
not vidya but how old is Courage Wolf Harper
>I am 21 inches long
does anyone have the tattoo of baby seph with a bink? its really ugly.. used to be an old meme but I cant find it anymore online
thanks anon, cant believe this vanished off the web atleast based on every search I tried
thanks anon I might not have found it if not for you
> cant believe this vanished off the web atleast based on every search I tried
anon i found it within literal seconds by searching ''baby sephiroth tattoo'' on https://arch.b4k.co/v/
see
Very unnecessary reply but ok.
I remember I dated a girl named Aeris and she said that if she was a boy she would've been named Sephiroth, she dumped me later when I autistically pointed out her name was a mistranslation and typo.
She was right to dump you, it is and always be aeris
>Vtuber troony
don’t worry, she would’ve left you regardless if you pointed it out.
Deserved if true.
how old is dovahkin?
At least frederick's an actual fricking name you
fricking sperg
Surely there must be a girl out there named Kate Sith Lastname.
>omg star wars reference????
I wouldn't risk it
How old is Dovahkiin now?
About 12 or 13
naming your kids after video game characters is pretty gay
OMG HAPPY BARTHUDAY SEPHIKUUUUUUN >~<
>dovahkiin's face when starfield dropped