>you can't land of gas giants >oh that makes sense the technology level of the setting clearly doesn't permit any sort of airborne structures in the atmosphere >we also have advance gravity manipulation technology so ubiquitous that even random planetside outposts have it installed >...
>making the classic worldbuilding mistake of casually including artificial gravity technology
endless touting how their game was "NASApunk" was moronic, its closer to firefly than anything else
damn this nasapunk comparison looks awesome, is it different in-game? what i remember from seeing teasers is that the designs were pretty simillar but i haven't touched the game since
are you moronic? why would you make a base where that much radiation, heat and energy sits? Theres no point farming gas giants when there's rocky planets that require far less resources to persist living there.
Come on, it's the same particles down to sub-atomic level. If there's a soul it'll be vacuumed up similarly and forced through the straw we call teleportation.
Surely no one just has a bucket of human type materials at every teleportation device which uses them instead of the original ones to recreate the person?
>no such thing as souls
true >move the meat and you move the mind as well
false
Unless we invent wormhole technology that allows you to keep your body intact, teleportation would involve disassembling then rearranging the atoms that make up your person. You would die instantly during the disassembly process and a clone of you would be reassembled at the destination with all your memories (assuming the process is perfect, which it likely wouldn't be).
That's a Theseus' ship case. Your body is replacing its cells all the time, but not all at once. However if you teleport, that instantly destroys your entire body and constructs a copy at the destination. Consider the following cases: >instead of destroying you at the source then recreating you at the destination, the teleporter first creates you at the destination, THEN destroys you at the source
For a time there were two of you, and the original was destroyed. How can you say the original got teleported? >instead of destroying you at the source at the same time as recreating you at the destination, the teleporter destroys you at the source, waits 1 week, then recreates you at the destination
Have you been revived? Have you time travelled? No, because teleporting is in short a cloning process that destroys the original. You haven't moved, a clone of you was created and the original died.
>no soul >mind is nothing more than electrical signals between these atoms combined with chemical balances >create perfect replication of those atoms >electrical signals and chemicals are a perfect match >somehow "you" have still died though.
If I take my save file for a game, copy it to another hard drive and then smash the original drive it's still the same fricking file isn't it? Your lukewarm idea that you have no soul but somehow still die if we move your body is inconsistent nonsense.
>If I take my save file for a game, copy it to another hard drive and then smash the original drive it's still the same fricking file isn't it?
Then imagine you attempting teleportation but WITHOUT being disintegrated first. You basically clone yourself. Do you imagine being conscious in two bodies then? What if you cloned yourself a hundred times, and had each of the clones go on their lives. Are you conscious in all of them?
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If you don't have a soul than you're nothing more than those signals and chemicals. How many places they are in at any point is irrelevant. If I copy that game file onto 65 hard drives it's still the same file. You're allowing the idea of a soul to infiltrate your thought process and understanding of the issue even as you deny it's existence.
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If you don't have a soul than you're nothing more than those signals and chemicals. How many places they are in at any point is irrelevant. If I copy that game file onto 65 hard drives it's still the same file. You're allowing the idea of a soul to infiltrate your thought process and understanding of the issue even as you deny it's existence.
To clarify >have file >copy it >now I have two copies >destroy one of the drives >now I have one copy >at no point has the file ceased to exist, simply one of the sets of atoms responsible for carrying it, but since I have a perfect copy over here it's the exact same file in the end
In order to say this is false you have to have some conception that "you" are more than just the atoms and their physical properties
>random bags of self-aware meat just appeared in a vast space of otherwise nothingness, there is nothing else to the universe just consume vidya and die
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The funny thing is that we think our level of self-awareness is the max.
That might ignite some of the gas, but the way stars maintain themselves "ignited" is because their core is constantly fusing hydrogen.
It's not like throwing a lit match onto a puddle of gasoline.
how the f jupiter slurped up so much gas while earth is 99,99% solid/melted rock well I'm speaking rhetorically and am pretending to be moronic for the sake of conversation, but being here as long as I have makes me pretty moronic by definition
Could the Sun also have a solid core like this? Or at least at some point had one much like Jupiter does? Seems like planets are just failed stars to me.
Is there even any confirmed ground surface on Jupiter? I though gas giants are literally just heavy balls of gas with a condensed core.
So you would teleport into the gas with no oxygen and start falling into its giant core. It would be like falling from a tall building but with no oxygen around you and more gravity working against you. Probably instant death via crush
gas giants are the opposite of greenhouse effect. At one point a planet will gain so much mass that it cannot contain the masses stability, but there's so much mass that the gravity will not let any of the mass escape. There's actually only a handful of rocky planets that have gotten bigger than the rocky planets in our solar system.
it's pretty solid
the biggest problem with it is that the entire story is written as taking place over the course of like 2 days. Kind of saps the epic nature of "fight across the solar system", so humans apparently have FTL travel already even though they haven't left the solar system?
>So I wasn't having anything to do with this dummy Elder Scrolls world. Until Kurt [Kuhlmann] got promoted. And Ken [Rolston] got hired. And then Julian [LeFay] left and Todd [Howard] frowned and went, hmm, "Hey Kurt and Michael [Kirkbride], what was this pirate game you guys were talking about again?" >Kurt and I were all, "It's set on a gas planet named like UR for Jupiter but it's way in the future so everyone's forgotten that name plus we both love ancient cultures so we can play with the Etruscans and the Medes and BABYLONIAN BULL-PEOPLE, and TOTALLY with air-whales for ships, right, and metal is so scarce that each cannonball has its own name and people eat bone-meal, right, because meat is totally, totally scarce and therefore cannibalism is totally normal and--" and he's all, "Wait, back up the train. That sounds weird. What if we set it in Tamriel?"
-MK recounting how Todd roped him into doing TES lore instead of making a Jupiter game
The "pirate" game became adapted into TESA: Redguard.
>Shoot Ballsy the Third into the enemy whale >miss >300 years later your ancestors get blown the frick out with it just scooping around in the atmosphere >from this day onward all third canonballs in the generation are kept in the altar as not to anger the gods of aiming
Frick this has so much potential for worldbuilding
I always thought that you couldn't see Jupiter from its own orbit because of it being so far from the Sun.
But now that I think about it if you could see it clearly through a telescope here, then it'll be just as bright there when your eyes adapt.
>In units of measure, the maximum illuminance on Earth's surface is about 130,000 Lux (Sun at zenith in Summer, clear sky). >So at Jupiter there are 5200 lx. That is comparable to a clouded sky at noon in winter with 6000 lx. >At Neptune there are 144 lx; a living room is about 100 to 300 lx. Street lighting is about 10 lx, enough to see the color of a red or yellow car. >All illuminance values are to be seen only as orders of magnitude. For human vision a factor of two for illuminance is felt as a small difference. We are able to see at a very wide range from 100,000 lx down to fractions of 1 lx.
I haven't read it since high school to be bothered contemplating further at 2 AM, but ripping off "A Meeting With Medusa" by Clarke would probably make for a decent game. Probably too ambitious in general for a multitude of reasons stretching from having to account for all the frickery in Jupiter's atmosphere and having to render all that frick on top of that. Taking some funky air ship some distance into Jupiter's atmosphere for exploration or thrill seeking reasons and seeing some rad shit.
Probably not a very long game, though I just now found out that short story had a sequel.
Landing on Giant's Deep for the first time was spooky. Just heading straight into a featureless gas giant as the music faded out.
Turns out the surface is actually kind of comfy.
honestly kind of a missed opportunity how bottomless pits in MP3 aren't insta-kills, and instead just teleport you back to where you were with a tiny bit of health gone as a slap on the wrist. Elysia would've felt a lot more dangerous if any misstep could be a game over.
Apparently a lot of people that worked on Alien:Isolation including the woman that played Amanda also worked on Observation so no wonder it turned out so good.
Still waiting for a sequel.
If Jupiter its all hydrogen, helium and methane, can't we just send probes to suck it up little by little in the future? I mean its there and its free to take it.
Is that a good idea though? Wouldn't that be fricking with its mass and therefore the gravity Jupiter exerts on other celestial bodies? AFAIK the big planets in our system suck up a TON of stuff that might otherwise hit earth. Nevermind that reducing Jupiter's mass might frick with other planet's trajectories etc.
what if we steal their gas but also send in all our non-recyclable trash? its a fair trade and its mass would remain relatively the same, if not bigger with all our trash
>ayliens visit our solar system >notice that we separate our trash away at a designated trash planet >"what a clean driven society this civilization must be"
>turn the biggest planet in our system into a dumpster of untold dimensions
Yup, peak humanity.
dude, and then like, we'd have this trash planet we could land on and shit
>steal Jupiter gas and turn it into the designated trash planet >wienerroach like aliens come and ask if they can live in the trash planet >rent the planet and take whatever they manage to recycle as monthly payment
Lel, this is basically the plot of the world I made in my head as a kid, except the aliens trades cool tech for garbage.
Eventually, global warming got so bad humanity and the aliens came up with a solution: steal ice from Europa, and send it to Earth. Sea level rise then got so bad earth became nearly uninhabitable, and using the asteroid belt, humanity and the aliens left to find a new planet to frick over. (Then they met Bionicles)
>and skin
only sugar does that >your teeth
when you have sugar >is highly addictive
it's one of the easiest addictions to break from, meanwhile you are forever stuck with sugar
Quit coffee after having drunk +/- 5 cups a day. It sucks. It's a nauseating headache that lasts 1-2 weeks atleast.
Life after coffee sucks too. It's like your brain works at half speed compared to everybody else. Don't quit.
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>your brain works at half speed
That's a good thing. If you forcefully make your brain go faster with an external agent that means you will die sooner.
7 months ago
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Knowing all the world drinks coffee and I can still compete without using any caffeine or other stimulants feels strangely empowering.
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>take in like 800mg of caffeine a day nearly every day for years between coffee and energy drinks >every time I'm forced to go without for some reason I don't even notice the lack
I honestly feel like you people are so full of shit.
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Maybe you're just made different. I have lots of friends who drink like 5 or 6 cups of coffee per day and you definitely notice when they haven't got their caffeine fix. Still, caffeine addiction is not comparable to something like nicotine or alcohol. It's fairly mild.
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>Drink one cup of coffee >Feel stinging pain on my heart area
I'm used to headaches though I barely drink coffee, it's sleeping like shit which has done the worst damage
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>800mg of caffeine a day nearly every day
holy fricking shit you have to be high balling that or something theres no way your heart and blood pressure isnt fricked. i tried gfuel and certain 300mg energy drinks and it felt like my skin was going to come off from itching, so im pretty much stuck with redbull or black tea
7 months ago
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Maybe he is a large dude?
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I like taking breaks from my addictions because it makes the impact of diving back into them all the greater.
The caffeine buzz you get after not having a cup for 2-3 days is awesome.
There's an ancient game called Exe of the Storm, which is set in that spot when they found out it's actually a still area with alien life people went hunting for sport and resources prompting eco terrorists to form fighting against further settlement of the spot.
Technically you could strip all the gases and leave just the core, but who the frick knows how you'd do that, we don't even have any ideas of how you'd remove all the gasses in Venus' atmosphere.
>invent anti gravity beam >point it at venus >let 90% of the atmosphere blow off >suddenly a normal planet ready to colonize
or land machines that turn CO2 into limerock for building materials
think i read once that venus suffers from planet wide volcano activity every couple of hundred or thousand years
>Point a fan towards Venus >Since space have no gravity, the gas gets blown away given enough time >The more fan you point towards Venus, the faster the process will be
easy peasy.
>ayys enter the solar system >they start colonizing mars >send them a message saying hi >sup >what are you doing? >making an outpost on this planet here >b-but that's our planet >really? we didn't find any colonies here >in fact, we haven't seen any colonies at all >call back when you got at least 1 mio people on your moon >young races these days...
Real space sounds so boring. I recently learned that the asteroid belt is only like 4-10% the mass of the moon. Man that's fricking nothing, just a few big rocks 10,000km away from eachother. How the frick is a space pirate supposed to hide out there?
Nuke mars = instant oceans.
Earth is a lost cause, an irradiated red desert in a vacuum has nothing on an ocean with plastic in it.
It's definitely easier to build in space then the Tundra/Desert/Ocean.
Global extinction events happen like once every 1,000 years, we need to leave NOW
I told my kids it's actually a blood storm of dead children that didn't buckle their seatbelt. The get launched out the windshield into space and their corpses wind up there. It was effective.
Okay
What game?
halo 2
>wind speeds of a category 5 hurricane or higher
>looks like you're traveling through a mild storm
I can't
Do you go to the Cloud District very often?
>you can't land of gas giants
>oh that makes sense the technology level of the setting clearly doesn't permit any sort of airborne structures in the atmosphere
>we also have advance gravity manipulation technology so ubiquitous that even random planetside outposts have it installed
>...
>making the classic worldbuilding mistake of casually including artificial gravity technology
endless touting how their game was "NASApunk" was moronic, its closer to firefly than anything else
damn this nasapunk comparison looks awesome, is it different in-game? what i remember from seeing teasers is that the designs were pretty simillar but i haven't touched the game since
>bigger ship
>more radiators
I love my radiators.
are you moronic? why would you make a base where that much radiation, heat and energy sits? Theres no point farming gas giants when there's rocky planets that require far less resources to persist living there.
How quickly would a human die if they were teleported into that thing
it would be extremely painful
For you
about tree fiddy
I could tank that
Goku...
fodder that jobs to heart attacks
I'd say the human already died when he teleported
But what about the copy
Come on, it's the same particles down to sub-atomic level. If there's a soul it'll be vacuumed up similarly and forced through the straw we call teleportation.
Surely no one just has a bucket of human type materials at every teleportation device which uses them instead of the original ones to recreate the person?
Instantly
to shreds you say
I volunteer to find out
they died during the transport as no soul can be transferred. your question is invalid
no such thing as souls, you're a meat computer. move the meat and you move the mind as well. the mind is the meat.
define my instruction set
>suck dicks
>if no dicks available self suck
Define the instruction set of ChatGPT.
god and jesus
>no such thing as souls
true
>move the meat and you move the mind as well
false
Unless we invent wormhole technology that allows you to keep your body intact, teleportation would involve disassembling then rearranging the atoms that make up your person. You would die instantly during the disassembly process and a clone of you would be reassembled at the destination with all your memories (assuming the process is perfect, which it likely wouldn't be).
you realize that shit happening to your body all the time right?
That's a Theseus' ship case. Your body is replacing its cells all the time, but not all at once. However if you teleport, that instantly destroys your entire body and constructs a copy at the destination. Consider the following cases:
>instead of destroying you at the source then recreating you at the destination, the teleporter first creates you at the destination, THEN destroys you at the source
For a time there were two of you, and the original was destroyed. How can you say the original got teleported?
>instead of destroying you at the source at the same time as recreating you at the destination, the teleporter destroys you at the source, waits 1 week, then recreates you at the destination
Have you been revived? Have you time travelled? No, because teleporting is in short a cloning process that destroys the original. You haven't moved, a clone of you was created and the original died.
>no soul
>mind is nothing more than electrical signals between these atoms combined with chemical balances
>create perfect replication of those atoms
>electrical signals and chemicals are a perfect match
>somehow "you" have still died though.
If I take my save file for a game, copy it to another hard drive and then smash the original drive it's still the same fricking file isn't it? Your lukewarm idea that you have no soul but somehow still die if we move your body is inconsistent nonsense.
>If I take my save file for a game, copy it to another hard drive and then smash the original drive it's still the same fricking file isn't it?
Then imagine you attempting teleportation but WITHOUT being disintegrated first. You basically clone yourself. Do you imagine being conscious in two bodies then? What if you cloned yourself a hundred times, and had each of the clones go on their lives. Are you conscious in all of them?
If you don't have a soul than you're nothing more than those signals and chemicals. How many places they are in at any point is irrelevant. If I copy that game file onto 65 hard drives it's still the same file. You're allowing the idea of a soul to infiltrate your thought process and understanding of the issue even as you deny it's existence.
To clarify
>have file
>copy it
>now I have two copies
>destroy one of the drives
>now I have one copy
>at no point has the file ceased to exist, simply one of the sets of atoms responsible for carrying it, but since I have a perfect copy over here it's the exact same file in the end
In order to say this is false you have to have some conception that "you" are more than just the atoms and their physical properties
Reductionist prostitute
if anti-christians are supposed to be the "intelligent" ones this is the stupidest concept they came up with.
makes more sense than anything religious gays say
>random bags of self-aware meat just appeared in a vast space of otherwise nothingness, there is nothing else to the universe just consume vidya and die
The funny thing is that we think our level of self-awareness is the max.
>gives the most soulless answer
ironic
>no soul can be transferred
How would you know that?
>mfw everyone in star trek is a soulless husk of a long dead person
ok Sister Miriam, we must dissent, etc, etc.
>no soul can be transferred
>no such thing as souls
the body is inside the soul, not the other way around
what if the teleportation is through spatial rift, not decomposition and recomposition?
They would freeze to death because Jupiter's outer body is really cold. Then they would start suffocating because the atmosphere is 99% hydrogen.
you'd be crushed by the pressure before any of that
I think he meant on the outside, that depends entirely on what altitude we're taking about
SCIENCE game already showed space isn't real you can safely walk in it and nothing will happen
instantly homie
>over 600 miles above the plante's surface
what surface?
it goes from gas to solid the closer you get to the dense core
liquid hydrogen sounds kinda delicious ngl
>grab a Tsar Bomba-tier bomb to be used as a critical mass for a planet-sized H-bomb
>throw it at Jupiter or Saturn
>????
that is actually how multiple suns are made in a single system
That’s actually not at all how any of this works, lol. Stars need symmetric pressure due to their own gravity to induce fusion
>Stars need symmetric pressure due to their own gravity to induce fusion
proof that fusion reaction actually works
That might ignite some of the gas, but the way stars maintain themselves "ignited" is because their core is constantly fusing hydrogen.
It's not like throwing a lit match onto a puddle of gasoline.
The Shoemaker-Levy impact was much more intense and it fizzled out. Left a burn mark though.
how the f jupiter slurped up so much gas while earth is 99,99% solid/melted rock
well I'm speaking rhetorically and am pretending to be moronic for the sake of conversation, but being here as long as I have makes me pretty moronic by definition
Could the Sun also have a solid core like this? Or at least at some point had one much like Jupiter does? Seems like planets are just failed stars to me.
They are just different "stages" depending on their mass.
Asteroid < dwarf planet < planet < gas giant < brown dwarf < star.
And no, the Sun's core can't be solid since it's basically a giant fusion reactor.
It had to have one right when it began it's formation though.
this is all theory, scientists can't agree on what makes up the Earth's center, let alone a gas giant
theory ~= hypothesis
the theory that hypothesis and theory have a meaningful deliniation is frankly so poorly supported that it's barely even a hypothesis
what
Surface in the case of gas giants just refers to the cloud tops.
I kinda don't think that's true
The same has likely happened to Jupiter as well
>Massive troll devastated anon, a long time ago and he never recovered.
The ocean I suppose. In Warframe you can "land" on Uranus but it's just an endless sea.
I can tank that
Is there even any confirmed ground surface on Jupiter? I though gas giants are literally just heavy balls of gas with a condensed core.
So you would teleport into the gas with no oxygen and start falling into its giant core. It would be like falling from a tall building but with no oxygen around you and more gravity working against you. Probably instant death via crush
The core has to be solid. Gas giants don't spawn out of nowhere, there has to be a massive rocky planet that attracted all the gas to begin with.
gas giants are the opposite of greenhouse effect. At one point a planet will gain so much mass that it cannot contain the masses stability, but there's so much mass that the gravity will not let any of the mass escape. There's actually only a handful of rocky planets that have gotten bigger than the rocky planets in our solar system.
>No air to breathe
>Extreme temperatures
>Extreme wind
>Extreme pressures
You'd probably survive slightly longer in vacuum
Weird thread, but here you go
based
Frick luigis mansion
B-but the A button!
Is this close enough?
wouldn't another planet being that close draw the other body in with it's gravity?
yea this is too close, but still, Jupiter would cover most of your FOV from the closest moon:
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Is the campaign worth getting this dirt cheap for? Was always curious about it and people always say it was good.
sure, it's a pretty good sci-fi cod game if you just want the campaign, it's one of the better campaigns IMO
it's pretty solid
the biggest problem with it is that the entire story is written as taking place over the course of like 2 days. Kind of saps the epic nature of "fight across the solar system", so humans apparently have FTL travel already even though they haven't left the solar system?
Infinite Warfare is awesome.
codIW was unfairly hated
frick boots on the ground """gameplay"""
eat my cluster bomb dropped from jetpack corner camper scum
Dragon's Dogma 2 sorcerer casting maelstrom
Warframe did it
Iron Lung 2
I remember when people thought Elden Ring was going to take place in that.
God of War
the 1-3 kino
>So I wasn't having anything to do with this dummy Elder Scrolls world. Until Kurt [Kuhlmann] got promoted. And Ken [Rolston] got hired. And then Julian [LeFay] left and Todd [Howard] frowned and went, hmm, "Hey Kurt and Michael [Kirkbride], what was this pirate game you guys were talking about again?"
>Kurt and I were all, "It's set on a gas planet named like UR for Jupiter but it's way in the future so everyone's forgotten that name plus we both love ancient cultures so we can play with the Etruscans and the Medes and BABYLONIAN BULL-PEOPLE, and TOTALLY with air-whales for ships, right, and metal is so scarce that each cannonball has its own name and people eat bone-meal, right, because meat is totally, totally scarce and therefore cannibalism is totally normal and--" and he's all, "Wait, back up the train. That sounds weird. What if we set it in Tamriel?"
-MK recounting how Todd roped him into doing TES lore instead of making a Jupiter game
The "pirate" game became adapted into TESA: Redguard.
Shit that cannonball thing is actually a good idea
>Shoot Ballsy the Third into the enemy whale
>miss
>300 years later your ancestors get blown the frick out with it just scooping around in the atmosphere
>from this day onward all third canonballs in the generation are kept in the altar as not to anger the gods of aiming
Frick this has so much potential for worldbuilding
I always thought that you couldn't see Jupiter from its own orbit because of it being so far from the Sun.
But now that I think about it if you could see it clearly through a telescope here, then it'll be just as bright there when your eyes adapt.
>In units of measure, the maximum illuminance on Earth's surface is about 130,000 Lux (Sun at zenith in Summer, clear sky).
>So at Jupiter there are 5200 lx. That is comparable to a clouded sky at noon in winter with 6000 lx.
>At Neptune there are 144 lx; a living room is about 100 to 300 lx. Street lighting is about 10 lx, enough to see the color of a red or yellow car.
>All illuminance values are to be seen only as orders of magnitude. For human vision a factor of two for illuminance is felt as a small difference. We are able to see at a very wide range from 100,000 lx down to fractions of 1 lx.
Already happened.
came here to post this, final boss fight is ass tho literally better to juice up yourself with a frick ton of steroids and go out to shoot it yourself
endworm? you can outrun them in the azimuth with engine upgrades lol
Such a good game
>Fat frick completely made out of farts
What did they mean by this?
I haven't read it since high school to be bothered contemplating further at 2 AM, but ripping off "A Meeting With Medusa" by Clarke would probably make for a decent game. Probably too ambitious in general for a multitude of reasons stretching from having to account for all the frickery in Jupiter's atmosphere and having to render all that frick on top of that. Taking some funky air ship some distance into Jupiter's atmosphere for exploration or thrill seeking reasons and seeing some rad shit.
Probably not a very long game, though I just now found out that short story had a sequel.
you new to vidya gaems?
newbie gamer needs some e-ducation
underrated
God I wanna eat that so badly.
why does it look so tasty? like sweet hot chocolate with hazelnuts and milk
I just want to dig into that
Battle royale set in the middle
If its not solid then what is it?
All gas giants have a solid core.
A gas giant is just a planet that both got very massive and had a lot of gas around to attract.
not jupiter but its a gas giant at least
What game? Just Space Engine with the space ship mode?
shartcitizen
FRICKING JOVIAN SCUM GET OFF MY BOARD YOU SHITTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
frick me?
FRICK YOU you one neck wienersucker!
But why Juvian? Shouldnt be Jupiterian? Im being sarcastic. Its a Barotrauma reference
Children of a Dead Earth at times
What do they eat?
An atmospheric mining simulator would work.
Outer Wilds has a gas giant you can land on.
Landing on Giant's Deep for the first time was spooky. Just heading straight into a featureless gas giant as the music faded out.
Turns out the surface is actually kind of comfy.
Game?
Metroid Prime 3
dude, I'd be scared as shit making that morph ball jump if I was Samus. What a way to die if you miss and fall into a gas giant
honestly kind of a missed opportunity how bottomless pits in MP3 aren't insta-kills, and instead just teleport you back to where you were with a tiny bit of health gone as a slap on the wrist. Elysia would've felt a lot more dangerous if any misstep could be a game over.
I hate artificial danger like that
id rather set one here
The goal of this game is to get there.
kino game
Apparently a lot of people that worked on Alien:Isolation including the woman that played Amanda also worked on Observation so no wonder it turned out so good.
Still waiting for a sequel.
>Game
Boku no pico
>game
Boku no pico
If Jupiter its all hydrogen, helium and methane, can't we just send probes to suck it up little by little in the future? I mean its there and its free to take it.
>drop a lighter
>it explode
Is that a good idea though? Wouldn't that be fricking with its mass and therefore the gravity Jupiter exerts on other celestial bodies? AFAIK the big planets in our system suck up a TON of stuff that might otherwise hit earth. Nevermind that reducing Jupiter's mass might frick with other planet's trajectories etc.
what if we steal their gas but also send in all our non-recyclable trash? its a fair trade and its mass would remain relatively the same, if not bigger with all our trash
>turn the biggest planet in our system into a dumpster of untold dimensions
Yup, peak humanity.
>ayliens visit our solar system
>notice that we separate our trash away at a designated trash planet
>"what a clean driven society this civilization must be"
dude, and then like, we'd have this trash planet we could land on and shit
>steal Jupiter gas and turn it into the designated trash planet
>wienerroach like aliens come and ask if they can live in the trash planet
>rent the planet and take whatever they manage to recycle as monthly payment
Lel, this is basically the plot of the world I made in my head as a kid, except the aliens trades cool tech for garbage.
Eventually, global warming got so bad humanity and the aliens came up with a solution: steal ice from Europa, and send it to Earth. Sea level rise then got so bad earth became nearly uninhabitable, and using the asteroid belt, humanity and the aliens left to find a new planet to frick over. (Then they met Bionicles)
It's going away
https://cosmicpursuits.com/2583/the-disappearing-great-red-spot/
Oh no muh climate change
If only people had been forced into vegetarianism and buying more electric cars ;(
>protects the protagonist at every step of the journey
NOW IT'S REYN TIME!
mmmm
coffee
is it good for you?
no, it fricks up your teeth and skin and is highly addictive
>and skin
only sugar does that
>your teeth
when you have sugar
>is highly addictive
it's one of the easiest addictions to break from, meanwhile you are forever stuck with sugar
Withdrawal symptoms are way worse on coffee than sugar though
>dying is less worse than a headache
do you know what happens when your sugar levels get too low?
Quit coffee after having drunk +/- 5 cups a day. It sucks. It's a nauseating headache that lasts 1-2 weeks atleast.
Life after coffee sucks too. It's like your brain works at half speed compared to everybody else. Don't quit.
>your brain works at half speed
That's a good thing. If you forcefully make your brain go faster with an external agent that means you will die sooner.
Knowing all the world drinks coffee and I can still compete without using any caffeine or other stimulants feels strangely empowering.
>take in like 800mg of caffeine a day nearly every day for years between coffee and energy drinks
>every time I'm forced to go without for some reason I don't even notice the lack
I honestly feel like you people are so full of shit.
Maybe you're just made different. I have lots of friends who drink like 5 or 6 cups of coffee per day and you definitely notice when they haven't got their caffeine fix. Still, caffeine addiction is not comparable to something like nicotine or alcohol. It's fairly mild.
>Drink one cup of coffee
>Feel stinging pain on my heart area
I'm used to headaches though I barely drink coffee, it's sleeping like shit which has done the worst damage
>800mg of caffeine a day nearly every day
holy fricking shit you have to be high balling that or something theres no way your heart and blood pressure isnt fricked. i tried gfuel and certain 300mg energy drinks and it felt like my skin was going to come off from itching, so im pretty much stuck with redbull or black tea
Maybe he is a large dude?
I like taking breaks from my addictions because it makes the impact of diving back into them all the greater.
The caffeine buzz you get after not having a cup for 2-3 days is awesome.
There's an ancient game called Exe of the Storm, which is set in that spot when they found out it's actually a still area with alien life people went hunting for sport and resources prompting eco terrorists to form fighting against further settlement of the spot.
Signalis comes kinda close.
why is space so kino?
Because it is, in all unironic sense, our Final Frontier
It's vast and has kino aesthetics.
unlimited vastness thus unlimited potential to understand and explore
It's romanticized in media to be more than just 99.99% empty void.
It's because it's trying to kill us at every second, it's like space is daring us to go there.
Imagine training all your life, going to space, it being filmed, and then 50 years later people not believing it.
>Training all your life so you can impress some random hillbillies
I don't think anyone's that petty.
>i fly
non white detected
jupiter looks like coffee
i wanna drink it
Technically not a game but close enough:
how possible would it be to strip as much gases out of jupitor to see a surface?
Technically you could strip all the gases and leave just the core, but who the frick knows how you'd do that, we don't even have any ideas of how you'd remove all the gasses in Venus' atmosphere.
>invent anti gravity beam
>point it at venus
>let 90% of the atmosphere blow off
>suddenly a normal planet ready to colonize
or land machines that turn CO2 into limerock for building materials
think i read once that venus suffers from planet wide volcano activity every couple of hundred or thousand years
>Point a fan towards Venus
>Since space have no gravity, the gas gets blown away given enough time
>The more fan you point towards Venus, the faster the process will be
easy peasy.
How's a fan gonna work in space?
The same way that Hollywood brand giant fireball explosions do.
Did you forgot about solar energy?
That's not what I mean. I mean, is it gonna blow empty space at the atmosphere?
fans push air my man and there's no air in space
>ayys enter the solar system
>they start colonizing mars
>send them a message saying hi
>sup
>what are you doing?
>making an outpost on this planet here
>b-but that's our planet
>really? we didn't find any colonies here
>in fact, we haven't seen any colonies at all
>call back when you got at least 1 mio people on your moon
>young races these days...
Real space sounds so boring. I recently learned that the asteroid belt is only like 4-10% the mass of the moon. Man that's fricking nothing, just a few big rocks 10,000km away from eachother. How the frick is a space pirate supposed to hide out there?
Zone of the Enders is set very nearby to that as well.
And of course the last section in Signalis as mentioned by the other anon
Post your most midwit/ignorant ideas about how to colonize space
Send them to Mercury.
Nuke mars = instant oceans.
Earth is a lost cause, an irradiated red desert in a vacuum has nothing on an ocean with plastic in it.
It's definitely easier to build in space then the Tundra/Desert/Ocean.
Global extinction events happen like once every 1,000 years, we need to leave NOW
I told my kids it's actually a blood storm of dead children that didn't buckle their seatbelt. The get launched out the windshield into space and their corpses wind up there. It was effective.