Sex Bros we won
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Sex Bros we won
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Who the frick asked for this?
300k people
People who want to suck the MC's balls
I didn't, but this is appreciated.
Isn't the lamb female?
uhm they can identify however they want, ok ?
Lambert is not a female name
I didn't, but that's only because I didn't know that I wanted it
Troons since they're porn addicts.
This. The Pipeline is real. From gooning to trooning, always cooming.
Pig disgusting.
Nah, I've been jerking off for +20 years and never in my life have I wanted to be anything but the man I was born as.
You'd have to have an incredibly weak psyche to want to cut your dick off, wear women's clothes and take hormones when looking at porn and jerking off.
He did
literal children. like 12 year olds because they think it's funny
also transexuals who wants to frick them
oh no sex in a videogame. we should boycott it.
BG3 enjoyers
troons
Me
Incels btfo
beep beep i did
300k people asked for this. I don't know what this game will gain from the inclusion of sex mechanics. But if the players want it, who am I to judge?
it was literally a fricking joke
They added "sexInGame=true" into the game's code, that's literally it, absolutely nothing will change in terms of gameplay
>absolutely nothing will change in terms of gameplay
Yeaaah I doubt it, this stunt gained them 200,000 shitter followers in 48 hours. If they deliver nothing (not even sex-lite like WooHoo) there will be some pretty fricking heavy backlash
furries
y-yeah, who
Just had a push on the Switch as a trial software thing.
It gets real tiring having to replay past areas to farm up new cultists to replace all the ones that died from old age/sacrifice. Letting them frick each other means they can self-propagate now, which in turn means not having to go out of your way to replenish the flock.
A cultist game without breeding mechanics? Why?
buy an ad
wtf is cult of the lamb. I never heard of it. Is it one of those gaas games?
A crappy roguelite with crappy basebuilding
I don't think Binding of Isaac is a roguelike at all, honestly. It's a Zelda clone with shittier graphics than the original it desperately apes. We should call these (CotL and Hades, more I suppose) all Bindinglikes.
roguelike-like
No its a roguelite-like,
not to be confused with
roguelike-lite
Roguelite-lite
Roguelike-like
get it?
fotm from a few months ago
troony game with scat fetish
Its a pretty shit game that tried to tie two of the most popular (at the time) indie game fads into one
>roguelike dungeoneering
>stardew like farm/colony sims
Unfortunately it doesnt work, the two systems dont gel well at all, and instead of playing one big game that makes the two genres work, youre playing 2 underbaked games at once
The roguelike dungeon shit is kind of lame, like, worse hades (and I personally find hades to be mid at best in the genre)
And the colony sim stuff is literally just padding. You build shit to get stuff you ultimately use for like, +1 HP or +10% magic meter, you run the dungeon for material drops to build shit. Thats it.
Underbaked half-games dont make a full game, but the dev sold the game as if it were say a stardewlike with an integrated rogue dungeon instead of the mines. Much like wizard with a gun, it didnt work. Game gets boring in 5 hours once you realise this.
>but it has furries
>so it was popular with gays
Eh?
Do you think you're cute posting these images or something?
He should, because he is.
lurk more if you can't stop yourself getting distracted or at least get lost in a containment thread or trash board or something
incel cope
I think youre cute posting these images
*grabs you*
Go back to your containment thread NOW! I need more essex poster :3
OMG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX :O
Cool. Will probably about a sex-segment from the cult, making it a different route if you go too far into devauchery.
Nintendo had a free trial for this.
Japan got Sakuna.
Switch version of Sakuna runs like shit
Didn't they say they weren't selling it in 2024 because of muh new unity rules?
That was a joke that got reported as real
no sex pls
Wow you'll be able to enter a tent with a follower and it will shake a little?
Is devolver the best publisher in vidya?
if you're from reddit, then sure
what's your favourite publisher "reddit"-poster?
Honestly?
>doesn't frick with the games
>doesn't publish much absolute garbage
>consistent style of games published
>doesn't force any agendas
Yes.
>doesn't force any agendas
>publish a literal satanic game
>muh heckin' videogames are promoting satanism!
huh, pearlclutchers from the 90s are still around, I see.
Look at how the world has changed since then.
Do you seriously still think they were wrong?
Oh yeah, Doom,Yugioh and Pokemon are the reason the world has gone to shit. All because of the heckin videogames promoting the heckin' satanism!
Come on, you little shit. We both know the 90s satanic panic was before your time.
There's a literal satanic game being sold in stores. How is that a panic?
>How is that a panic?
Because you're crying the heckin videogames will turn gaymers into satanists, same logic as
>videogames will turn gaymers into pedophiles, misogynists and school shooters!
Take a step back and realize something has gone horribly wrong with you if you're reduced to feminist-tier moralgayging because a videogame offended you
Have you seen twitch and youtube? They're full of preaching of satanic values by people with unironic devil avatars.
You're crying about Pewdiepie and Hoe-girlve now?
>Bu-But those heckin' vtubers ruining our youth!!!!
You're a sadder basket case than I thought
What's with sheep games having sex in them?
Sex sells.
Balder's Gate proved it.
Games will have sex from now on.
Nature is healing.
Baldur's Gate barely has any sex in it though. There are only about a handful of actual sex scenes
This board only knows about the bear sex scene and think it's a porn game, though.
>Cute girls and skimpy outfits get uglified and censored.
>But at least we have shitty romance and a handful of awkward sex cutscenes!
It' s just a fricking gender/sex option.
Yes, and people are going to be pissed when they find out, but there's no such thing as bad publicity.
most of the people on twitter are just posting "SEXOOOOO?!?!?!?!?" and "BASED ON GOD FRFR" almost no one is taking it seriously.
I don't think any indie dev on twitter is going to refer to gender/sex at all since it doesn't exist anymore. They would have said body types or some other Orwellian term. When they say sex they mean fricking.
Makes sense. If you want to support a developer who stands true to their word you should play Ultrakill.
Its either that, or an extremely heavily censored "implied sex" thing (The Sims "WooHoo" comes to mind). No way they'll do anything that'll actually raise the age rating.
I know it's a meme, but is this actually the first game to have a sex update? There are plenty of games that already had sex in them that added more sex, but I can't think of any games that literally added sex to a game with an update.
Ultrakill
I just looked it up and it's an early access low-poly boomer shooter. If you want me to buy your sex game you need to post proofs.
Ultrakill got official buttplug support, so I guess it joins chess in that illustrious club
https://videogames.si.com/news/ultrakill-butt-update
>official
It's not official, Hakita just linked the github on twitter. It's made by a guy who makes buttplug support for literally every single game he can possibly think of and he decided to do it for ultrakill.
why are modern western game developers so gay
estrogen in the water bottles + conditioned to be weak, effeminate homosexuals
California
But they're Finnish.
it's finland, they're unironically gaygits there
The first sims game didnt let you have sex until an expansion came out.
Not a vidya game but a board game, Root got a sex expansion
I wish, it's just a spoof
>root
how's the steam version?
i can't find people to play with irl ;-;
Not sure, haven't tried it
I'm just getting the clockwork expansions and playing against myself, the solo gaming pill is bitter to swallow but it's not bad
if you want to split hairs, animal breeding in minecraft wasn't always a feature and they do reproduce with 2 parents, so technically there was a "sex update" at some point
It's time
Sexslop
A million pardons.
I will amend my folly by posting this dancing sex.
What is this? Sex for ants?
No, this is sex for ants.
smaller
>60 pixels heavier than 6
fricking conpression algorithms how do they work?
why are you morons so gullible?
it's just social media attention whoring things
Sincerily I can't tell if this is all a joke or not, I hate having autism
Don't feel bad autist bro even normies are confused by this. See there is a small segment of the population that were molested as children. The vast majority that weren't molested don't understand this weird degenerate fixation on Coprophagia, infantile designs, blood, piss, and sex. It's mostly males that were abused and molested as children that develop these strange fetishes but as you can see there are more of them than you would like to think. Part of the problem is the divorce rate. Biological parents on average have very low molestation rates but step parents post double digit %ages for sexual abuse of children. Just another fallout of the institution of marriage collapsing and also why so many of these diaper gay fetish failures start with gen X and increase every year.
>questionable PR stunt for a game that didn't sell well
>/pol/Black person immediately makes it about his freaky obsession with child rape
This is almost as transparent as DrPizza and his crusade against e-girls.
The game sold well though
>”The vast majority that weren't molested don't understand this weird degenerate fixation on Coprophagia, infantile designs, blood, piss, and sex.”
Why do people like rick and morty and south park so much then?
I'm both an autist and was molested as a kid and I hate the body fluid obsession and infantile design in sexual/vulgar contexts that's become popular. It's nasty, get it out of here.
>fixation on blood
this is good though, blood is the lifeforce of the body yet most people are disgusted by it
The problem isn't sex, what they like is deviant sex.
>I hate degeneracy so much.
Ganker is one of the most degenerate sites on the net, even on the "safe" boards you'll often see Doctor Piccolo performing a vigorous rectal exam on Vegeta.
Feel free to leave anytime.
Doctor Piccolo is improving the health of Vegeta though.
yiff in hell furgay
You nu gays say that as if Ganker and Ganker still don't lust after children and call lo/sho based
And yet Ganker still has threads of people wanting to frick children, you think it was banned because they found it gross? Get real
Ganker's degeneracy fell off pal, we're vanilla as frick compared to places like NSFW twitter.
>Ganker is one of the most degenerate sites on the net
Yeah, and you all are severely mentally-ill brain damaged subhumans. In case you didn't know, being fricked in the head isn't "BASED" and "Chad".
>being fricked in the head isn't "BASED"
That's where you're wrong.
>In case you didn't know, being fricked in the head isn't "BASED" and "Chad".
No one here thinks deranged liberals and their pet trannies are based or chad, don't worry.
No, I hate gurogays
you called?
>Ganker is one of the most degenerate sites on the net,
Maybe that was true at some point but not anymore. Especially with the advent of Discord where people can gather into their own private little space perfectly insulated from the outside world and talk about whatever deviant, disgusting shit they want completely safe from dissenting opinions or public scrutiny. Unless of course it's e-girl, then they'll nuke you with extreme prejudice because you can talk about grooming 12 year olds into becoming sex cultists and post pictures of shitting dick nipples but God forbid you share a drawing of Kuro that's a bit too risque.
And yet we still have daily dicky threads. I guess Ganker still wins out over discord and twitter.
>Ganker is one of the most degenerate sites on the net
Reminder that that Netflix show Cuties was banned from being discussed on Ganker. That was in 2020, if you can't remember.
>Doctor Piccolo performing a vigorous rectal exam on Vegeta
What did he mean by this?
I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAME
Off from the wishlist it goes.
>quirky indiesl0p
slept on it before, sleeping on it again. Begone shill
>Satanic panic is nonsense!
>Nothing will happen!
>2023
>Sex in mainstream videogames
And people STILL wonder why people turn to Satanism.
>implying
Picrel
>Why are furries so degenerate?
What next, you're gonna ask "Why is water wet"?
But that's not satanic sex tho.
It is. S(he) has a limp dick.
Sex isn’t inherently satanic, CotL is satanic however, sex or otherwise
Sex is satanic? No wonder the Christian population is dwindling then. Literally no fun allowed.
Occultist themes exist not because of hatred of Christianity, but because you can portray it tastefully and distastefully as you please.
It permits creative freedom that you otherwise couldn't have with real world religion since it offends no one. Conservatives don't really get this and that is why their media is preachy.
Trad wives aren't real ever since primary school dating exists, and no one wants them except for mentally ill mass shooters who want to control people like toys.
Why are furries so degenerate?
It used to be called the ‘furry mafia’, but I feel like that really undersells it. Its more like a ‘furrytide’.
I can almost always see some appeal in furry designs, but a sheep? Just don't get it.
Leftist game
Stop giving them engagement you morons
when you're a chud
anything not psycho nazi is 'left'
>Leftist game
Anon, despite what /misc/ would like you to believe, we are not a right wing hivemind.
>we
>We
whats going on in this thread gentlemen
Sharty found us
I've seen a few anti-sex NoNutNovember puritan type nuts and anti-sex left wing "I'm asexual" troons freak out.
They act like having a completely optional choice to do something in game is offensive. "Oh my god the devs added the sex update now I MUST devote building my cult around sucking the lambs wiener!! I hate this so MUCH!!"
I don't give a FRICK what c**ts on Twitter are doing.jpg
This is all going to be a storm in a teacup when any 'sex' is going to be 100% PG under the covers The Sims style, with nothing graphic or even very lewd or kinky at all.
It'll have to be this because it's on consoles. Still, they have 300k twitter coomers breathing down their necks now so they'll have to deliver something, they won't be able to cop out completely.
400K now. The coomer hoard is amassing.
These devs are the exact same type of mentally ill AGP vermin as the Ultrakill devs, so they'll probably add bluetooth buttplug support or some other such unfunny queer gag.
How does sex work in a cult?
When was the last time Devolver published an actually good game? Serious inquiry. Carrion, Wizard with a Gun, this shit, all of these games feel like someone made a marketting trailer and then kidnapped the most dispassionate software development team in the world, chained them to their desks, and told them to make a game based on that trailer. All of these games are some manner of cool concept executed in the most sterile and "serviceable" manner. They're games, they work, but it doesn't feel like anyone working on them had a vision.
Sounds like classic hollywood to me. Make a cool poster to get people hyped and then farm it out to some cheap shmuck director.
well, Devolver just published Talos Principle 2
KarmaZoo
>Adding sex in a game about continuously mindbreaking critters into joining your Demonic Cult and worshipping you
Sounds more like corrective rape to me.
And that’s a good thing
Yes and?
Sad thing is he won't have the balls to implement the actual coercive sex mechanics you would find in a cult. It'll all be safely consensual and informed.
This is probably gonna be more hippie cult sex than blood cult sex, about indulgence more than sacrifice
If i play a game with sex then it means i'm a very mature adult right??
Hum... is that another bestiality thing? Isn't this game about lambs?
There are no humans in the game
Why does it need sex then, and why the frick would 300K bots -- I mean people, would want that in the game?
because furgays
>this shit still being shilled
buy an ad
Most astroturfed forced shilled game I have ever fricking seen. Every other fricking day I see new merch of this trash on amiami's main page.
I can't wait for this board's disappointment when it's just lovesense support
Anyone else think it's kinda weird the way people are this obsessed with sex publicly when we still have constant censorship or people freaking out about sexy looking characters?
the devs are israeli
devs are leftards, but yea you're not far.
If it's about some weird, depraved fetish, it's okay. More than that, it's powerful, brave and strong.
If it's about conventional beauty, you know, the thing 98% of people are drawn to, then it's wrong and needs to be killed.
It's frustrating liking both because you get gays being obnoxious about how cool it is to like their totally unique fetish and then gays freaking out because WOAH THAT'S TOO NORMAL LET ME GUESS YOU WANT A TRAD WIFE HUH
>LET ME GUESS YOU WANT A TRAD WIFE HUH
Lmao yes, who the frick doesn't. Oh that's right, degenerates. Hilarious how they unironically use that as derogatory.
men aren't allowed to have that because it's degrading to women
women aren't allowed to want to be that because they're stupid and don't know what's good for them
It's almost like the puritan censorship in our society has made people sexually frustrated or something. Curious!
Pedos still deserve the rope, don't think you're vindicated now.
I don't want to be vindicated, I want to jerk off and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Is that right.
Your kind are invariably genetic dead ends. All normal humans have to do is wait.
*ejaculates onto your bible* ok
>Your kind are invariably genetic dead ends. All normal humans have to do is wait.
No one here is having sex.
Back to the sharty, newchud.
hot
weren't they deleted the game because of Unity? What happened there?
It was obviously a joke, anon. They weren't about to throw away years of hard work on a game because Unity got a little too israeli. The question is will they continue using Unity for their next game or will they use another engine.
picrel ass tweet
no endif?
What language are you talking about? Lua?
pascal
APL
Someone care to explain it to me why people find this shit funny?
There's no joke or hook here anywhere.
It's literally just the devs going "lol sex xD" out of nowhere and people are cheering it on and laughing their asses off as if its the funniest shit ever imaginable. I don't understand. Is it just immature people? Is it the new generation of zoomers or whatever that are also immature or whatever and think "peepeepoopoo" humor is golden?
Instead of blowing up cause you've done or achieved something great or because your product is amazing and people like it or whatever, you blow up in popularity cause you acted like a moron saying dumb shit that appealed to children. How can you unironically take pride in that? I just don't get it.
think pic related and how their entire behavior is dictated by algorithms
Your behaviour is what dictates the algorithm and not the other way around.
stfu jaded boomer.
let the kids have their fun.
It's not really funny, whatever leftover fans this shallow game has just want to see furry sex in the game due to their porn addiction, but obviously they can't (though some do) ask and cheer for it directly, so they just use the pretense of irony and comedy to get what they want since we're still slogging through post-irony.
It's just that they announced a new DLC called the seed of something or some shit like that and the title made some people think it's related to copulation, pregnancy, sex, or eroticism. Wouldn't really be that strange for a game where perks that make your followers vegan, or make them eat shit, or the like, have tongue in cheek titles that clearly communicate what the implication is. I'm sure some people legitimately thought that's going to be the case until tumblr refugee zoomers that populate Xitter nowadays jumped on it and the devs realized they can use this to generate hype for a game no one really cared about.
>It's just that they announced a new DLC called the seed of something or some shit like that and the title made some people think it's related to copulation, pregnancy, sex, or eroticism
Gee I wonder what could have given them that idea? Truly a mystery.
To be completely fair, sins of the flesh is more up Aquinas or Augustine's speed, the sin that comes from the animal nature of man so to speak, not looool cuum bro.
Shut the frick up.
it's a reference to the Bible, you fricking ignoramus. More over, it's a direct reference to the Biblical prohibition on premarital/unsanctioned sex. "Sins of the flesh" is a term that literally means "sex" you dumb motherfricker.
>>>sins are bible references
Holy shit weve got a mensa Black person over here
>those side snouts
as a furry this pisses me off to no end, learn anthro skull anatomy or stick to humans, the pig and the fox look especially moronic
It's the same way in-game. I hate it too but it's just their art style
I'm not saying it's your cope but I see FAR too many shitty artists use the "artstyle" cope
desu, why there is no female cultist?
Isn't the lamb female? It's a cult orgy, they're all going to take turns running a train on her.
>Instead of blowing up cause you've done or achieved something great or because your product is amazing and people like it or whatever, you blow up in popularity cause you acted like a moron saying dumb shit that appealed to children. How can you unironically take pride in that? I just don't get it.
How can you not get that when you browse and post on Ganker of all places? And I do mean Ganker which somehow manages to have more intentional moronation than 2016-2018 Ganker.
Just because the site conditions you to act like a moron in order to get replies doesn't mean you have to do it. At least not outside of here.
>cause you acted like a moron saying dumb shit that appealed to children.
Yet your a grown adult balding male in his 30's posting a cat picture
It is funny because it makes conservatives angry for some reason. So much for self-control.
I'm angry because the game is still boring as shit actually
Millennial writing. 'nuff said
The groomer is the only jak I like, always makes me giggle like a moron
the indie game "community" is just a bunch of perverts, what normal person wants any part of this
prior to the sex update this was the only game I've genuinely not felt comfortable buying as a christ gay, glad to see my intuition was right
Go cry into your bible, christhomosexual.
go have sex with a dog, degenerate same gay
Nta but yes I will
I was raised in a religious household, and even though I'm not a religious person myself at this point, the whole Satanist themed turned me off as well. It felt like they were trying to make that whole shit quirky and cute or whatever as a means to normalize it
>see kids? hailing satan is totally cool and awesome and shit by the way you see it here, you should totally join some occult group too lol xD
Anyone who is actually a Satanist IRL or claims to be is generally just cringe as frick or tries to be that "special" person who stands out from the crow or so. I steer clear of them. They're absolutely braindead.
>im not religious
>proceeds to moral preach like a c**t
Just because you arent a fundie you arent suddenly agnostic.
If you walk around in a robe or a red overcoat I dont care
It's never even done in a tasteful way these days. It's obvious they don't even read what they're criticizing
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Not like it matters since they are delisting the game at the same time they plan on "adding" this. Free cheap publicity before they stop selling the game and not add sex.
Wait a minute, I thought the lovely zoomers didn't want sex in their media? That's what the articles floating around Ganker and Ganker said!
>Ostwest
SHE'S IN
>They were already close as frick to 300k
They obviously were already planning it and used this as a advertisement tactic which is smart, a lot of games lately have had big boon sales from advertising sexual content a very big example is conan exiles the game sold extremely well and every shithole gaming journalist wrote articles on the nudity and dick slider.
Same thing happened to BG3 and cybershit 2077.
i only heard about this game twice
first time was the unity scandal where they said they'll make the game free to play only to then say it was a joke
second time i hear about this game is this shit
i guess their marketing works but this sort of pr is pure cringe for me, guess i'm not their target audience
cringe lefty aussie marketers doing anything for muh views
they are worthy of the shartys ire, not leyley.
Sex is the only thing that matters in video games and thats why Baldurs Gate 3 is game of the year. Take notes you dumb homosexuals.
still not buying the game
will continue jacking off to fat assed lambert pics
>Sex Update Gets added
>It's just choosing if Lamb his considered a Dick Haver or a Dick Smasher
>*if Lamb is considered
it's almost midnight where i am, i'm tired.
I never played the game and don't care what they put into it, I'm fine if people enjoy it, but I will watch in amusement as this turns into a repeat of Ballsgay Gay 3's beastiality, where really degenerate shit gets defended by twittercattle who are against any skin shown in jap shows and games.
Yes, you never played the game, because if you did, you would have known that sex and bestiality would be one of the lesser degenerate things that happens in the game if it got added.
>lesser degenerate things
Is this supposed to mean something? Lots of game with sexually suggestive character designs have way darker stuff going on in the plot than a few young girls wearing bikinis. Twittertards will rage over them anyways.
it means that adding sex to the game would be like vomiting in a pile of shit when it comes to morality, so in the terms of what him or you placed, adding sex only means a bonus to the game not something detrimental.
As I said I'm not really against sex (which would be bestiality) being added and even some people enjoying it. I'm pointing out that there are a lot of hypocrites who will seethe against or defend sex in video games just because of which country it came from, and they will show their true colors.
>sex with attractive caucasian human women in video games
😐
>sex with anthropomorphic animals that are small and cutesy in video games
🙂
>>sex with attractive caucasian human women in video games
name one
That's the point.
So if we got more of the former you wouldn't b***h that much about the latter, correct?
>deletes normal heterosexuality and stops anyone who dares to try
>adds in homosexuality, beastiality, and pedophilia instead
yes and kill all israelites
Yeah, I'm fine if other games include weird fetishes, just don't be a hypocrite about it and restrict others.
Yup. I never gave furries a hard time back in the old days, despite how most of /b/ acted.
>haha dude sex lmao
Is sex the new weed?
>something everyone pretends to be doing but barely anyone actually is
You might be onto something here
with the rapidly declining birthrates in the west, yes it is.
Beep beep I'm a sheep
do not beep beep the sheep
she hates loud sudden noises
Honestly the game could use a better method to pass on levels from cultists so I can actually rotate through different cultist members instead of just resurrecting the same enforcer 6 or 7 times after they tragically got murdered in their old age 6 or 7 times.
Listen devolver I appreciate most of your games but
1. shill waves on Ganker for every minor release get boring and obvious, and
2. I'll never ever ever buy your disgusting israeli caprophagia simulator, sorry.
Can't wait for the rape mods.
diaper update when?
Eh?
to be fair, you can hardly call yourself a cult without creepy sex going on
Why the frick are people celebrating a game about a child getting a sex update?
Safe horny
indie games are shit, always have been, always will be.
Only poors play indie shit because they're too poor for real games. Then they have shill the indie shit to make themselves feel relevant.
no one is playing your homosexual pozzed AAA game, activision drone. go have a nice day
Oh boy, more goyslop fotm.
Why is this shit getting a thread?
Oh, Right. Ganker is now tasteless redditors, BR?s, and morons.
ehhhhhh?
It's going to be a character called Sex. Just watch the bait is going to write itself lol.
That would be a pretty troll move but the earlier tweet had "sex" uncapitalized.
Basically like the woodland friends episode special in South Park?
Companies doing ebin reddit memes in a pathetic effort to be screencapped and spread around the internet is so gay
The thing is it works as seen by all of you reddit Black folk posting it
I honestly hate being reminded of sex because I will never have it.
Ah yes, peeminist game
Glad I never bought this game, fricking furgays.
you were never going to buy new games in the first place unless if they were conservative shovelware
the furry shit was the only thing that ever even got my attention to this piece of garbage game, but whenever I see gameplay of it, it looks so bad and bland.
Should have seen the alpha version of it, you were a demon and had to enslave black people for your cult lmao
I will now buy your game.
Everyone knows it's just going to be two of them going into some tent and coming out with a baby. Why is everyone acting like it's going to be hardcore furry porn?
christcucks have a nasty victim complex and look for slights to cry about. This game is one of them
theyre justified as always
>justified
lol keep telling yourself that
cope
said the christcuck crying about a videogame offending him. Lmao.
anyone who says christcuck is a downtrodden person lol. anyways the game is gay and for twitter users
> mixing camel and snake cases
NGMI
I will now buy your game.
But only if it includes fully animated, uncensored, interactive, passionate love making scenes.
The only game trannies will be able to have children in. How progressive.
Oh, so they are adding hedonistic mechanics like sex. Does that mean that they've fixed the gameplay? Added actual depth to the cult aspect of the gameplay loop? That it's more than just a shit shoveling sim? Sounds great!
Still an awful fricking game
Devolver are actual magicians taking absolute filth and turning it into a success with nothing but advertising
>with nothing but advertising
I've noticed a budding new trend in indie gaming where crappy games get advertised with cartoon intros. Seems to be working well
buy an ad no one cares Black person
I care
Why make an update for a game they are deleting in a month? I mean they ARE deleting it, right?
>it was a joke
Telling people to buy something under false threats of limited availability or deadline is literally THE textbook example of fraud in EU's consumer protection laws. I'm sure the judge will like this joke, especially when they look at the devs gloating on twitter about how much money they made with it.