SEX JOKES GOOD. CRAZY WOMEN GOOD. HACK AND SLASH GOOD

SEX JOKES GOOD
CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
HACK AND SLASH GOOD

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Go play in traffic ya slapdick ninny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX JOKES GOOD
    >CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
    >HACK AND SLASH GOOD
    this but unironically

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbaw

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and yes
    >hack and slash
    Yes but they did it wrong

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    Yes
    Yes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the sex "jokes" hooked me immediately that's the number one thing I love about this game, the music and characters second and I guess the gameplay is dead last. Honestly now that I think about more games need sex "jokes" like Drakengard 3.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Ganker, did you beat the last boss? Be honest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah One is pretty easy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Yes
      Yes
      Drakengard 3 is unironically great

      Yes, but I cheated by using a video guide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it took literally over a year and I think something like 40+ tries.
      Looking back, it wasn't even that hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Do you gays even play rhythm games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, took me only like 6 hours of grinding it out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was one of the easier "battles" in the game. i'm great at rhythm games, but I had to grind all day to get through some of the other real battles. i think i got the final fight done on my 3rd try, the final note got me on my 2nd try. you're just playing back the beats as you hear them, and its only like 3-4 at a time, you don't even need to see the attack waves. the dance game in brave fencer musashi was harder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the dance game in brave fencer musashi was harder.
        holy shit frick that and steamwood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Do you gays even play rhythm games?

      Yeah, if you have any musical talent whatsoever it's easy. It's just 4/4 time. The only hard one is the very last note.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, kept trying then at some point my save got erased and me not having ps+ at the time meant no back up. I do not wish to play through those side missions ever again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did it in 4 tries using the video guide. I couldn't have done it legit, my sense of rhythm is pretty bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I suck at rhythm games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. I gave it multiple attempts but it's so fricking cheesy and unnecessarily difficult. Not because it suddenly switches genres to a rhythm game but because it switches to a terrible fricking rhythm game where the tempo is unpredictable, the only visual prompts are partially obscured, you have no margin for error and the game deliberately tries to frick you at the end. And it's painfully prolonged and if you frick up you have to replay it from the beginning. Pure dick move.

      I realized it was intended as less of a challenge and more of a slap in the face so I turnred it off, looked up the ending on youtube, was disappointed, then deleted the game off my hard drive and never played it or any other game directed by that homosexual ever again. FRICK that ending. Absolute bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I stop playing after the first level because the frame rate was absolute ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Took me like two hours cause I'm a rhythmlet but yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I legitimately couldn't find a reason to give enough of a frick to actually see the final ending. To this day I haven't bothered looking it up and still don't think I really want to even revisit that fricking game.

      I don't fault people for liking 3 or anything like that, but holy frick it was not for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did, and I Platinum'd the game. It's fricking terrible, but also a must play.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a video with prompts on the 2nd monitor and synced up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Took me like 10 hours even with a youtube guide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish I could try it but I don't even have a ps3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I followed along a YouTube video took less then an hour.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, using this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXTI88FGuvI&ab_channel=Chrystofax

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Took me a shitton but yes, and without yt videos (i didnt even know there were stuff like that).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRAME RATE BAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Console problems.

      "crazy women" is a tautology

      This tbh.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, now excuse me while I clean up for Zero tonight, front and back.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes to all, but shit game.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    starting this up right after drakengard 1 gave me some serious whiplash

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >remastered Replicant
    >no Drakengard 1 or 3 remaster despite both games needing it way more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If a remaster came out for the Drakengard games, it actually would be a preorder for me no joke.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drakengard 3 is the best Yoko Taro game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can save her and all her sisters!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nier and Drakengard 3 gameplay is good

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "crazy women" is a tautology

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX JOKES GOOD
    Yes. It's refreshing to see a jap game, that isn't an eroge or vn, where everyone is canonically horny as frick and constantly has or talks about sex.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX JOKES GOOD
    >CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
    >HACK AND SLASH GOOD
    All of these things are good, yes.
    I want to frick the dragon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok Zero

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Four

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >racist
      >virgin
      >pretends to hate sex but really wants to be raped
      Four is the sister who would shitpost on Ganker all day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and that's why she's the best

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb localisers can't resist adding a pun to the scene intended to show that Four is also a crazy b***h

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody loves their puns more than the Japanese, though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There was no pun in that line in Japanese though, you homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? And?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I take Four more as a mentally ill tumblr/twitter user, with her self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting whenever anyone calls her out.
        The disciples reminded me more of Ganker users than anything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting
          sounds like Ganker to me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, there's schizos here too, but I want to think most people on here realize they're losers that won't change anything by shitposting on an imageboard.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, he actually has it right

            I take Four more as a mentally ill tumblr/twitter user, with her self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting whenever anyone calls her out.
            The disciples reminded me more of Ganker users than anything.

            There are jackasses here, yes, but at least the majority of them actually know they are and don't backpedal from it compared to the holier-than-thou idiots that contradict themselves and resort to cancel culture and harassment for twitter's more vocal users.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Four is the sister who would shitpost on Ganker all day
        I feel like Zero and maybe Five would too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zero would be the violent one breaking things when she loses an argument.
          Five would probably lurk /trash/ and participate in NSFW RPs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Zero would be the violent one breaking things when she loses an argument.
            Yeah she probably won't tolerate people trolling her for very long.
            >Five would probably lurk /trash/ and participate in NSFW RPs.
            She'll probably get bored of /trash/ quickly.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he played the trashlated EN version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine actually playing in jap and missing out on lines like pic related

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, we make fun of Japanese humor, but western humor in media has been nothing but "haha penis, vegana, poop, fart" for the past 25 years.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX JOKES GOOD
    >CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
    >HACK AND SLASH GOOD

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The weird thing is that it's just such a nothing game. There is nothing outstanding about it. It's a bunch of really shit characters going through a kind of on-rails jRPG. If it was anyone else, it would be relegated to forgotten status. There is no sense of exploration. The character are unlikable cardboard cutouts. Whatever passes for combat is laughably inept. The cover is the only good thing about it. The first two are even worse. They are genuinely bad games. As in bad bad. Not good bad. Just bad. Try it if you must, you'll see what I mean.

    t. I own them all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No-one gave a shit about these games until Nier. Don't even try revising history, mate. And the reason? They are really that bad. I mean by all means, be a Taro suckass, but don't start pretending this is anything other than what it is: a weak effort from a team that phoned it in, and were never all that good to begin with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're mostly correct but you ignore that they're primarily liked for their batshit insane world and characters which are unique.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'd agree with that. Honestly, I probably have them for that reason. Disappointing games though. Sadly.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any emulatorgays recommend certain settings to enhance the graphics?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the dragon pissing and shitting, that was good too.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE LADY THREE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered if her bush hair grows at an abnormal rate like her normal hair does. Bit of a missed opportunity that there's no joke or comment made about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they have to, my dick would be sad if she didn't have bushy, bristly pubes and pits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bushy, bristly pubes and pits
          Imagine the smell

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The potent female musk, intoxicating.
            Just know that if you go down the brapper route we'll have to be enemies forevermore

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A damn shame the game runs like dogshit though

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry dragon friend its been years and i have yet to play it, i will try now.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shame about the translation though. They take too many liberties. The dub is really bad to make it worse.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl its a boring game with zero replay value. could be fun with some better technology and level design but it knows its shit and states so throughout.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero needs more porn.
    Two, Five, and Four also need more porn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It's ironic and disappointing how a game as sexual as this doesn't have much porn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sexualizing already sexualized things is lame
        I'm now off to make princess peach porn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >sexualizing already sexualized things is lame
          There are games and series more sexually explicit than this that also have far more porn though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember only that hentai where the soldier fricks zero. Its so lore-wise and good drawn that its a miracle in the midst.
        And in the end the author states "i didn't managed to to the music puzzle".

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the last good taro game

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dito had a rough life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally what the actual frick was his problem? he was getting to frick five and get squeezed by her huge breasts every night. i would kill to be him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think is one of those scenarios "you think you want, but you dont".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          name 1 single bad thing about it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Considering dito basically accepts zero arms opened, ask dito.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dito is also a piece of shit as well.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    yes
    no, D3 is a fricking dogshit game

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >create 5 beautiful and unique female characters
    >kill them off instantly
    >lock them behind medicore dlc
    What a waste of good character design

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first time I see a PS3 game with blue cover. What does it means?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone simping for the Intoners when Accord exists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to like when she looks like Natalie Mars. I mean, I fricked some traps but I don't like that one, fapped to some of her videos tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I fricked some traps
        are they a thing irl? I've personally never met a cute crossdressing dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her and i would kill for a accord x zero douj.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    20 FPS GOOD

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only mentally ill people enjoy drakengard 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

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