Honestly the sex "jokes" hooked me immediately that's the number one thing I love about this game, the music and characters second and I guess the gameplay is dead last. Honestly now that I think about more games need sex "jokes" like Drakengard 3.
for me it was one of the easier "battles" in the game. i'm great at rhythm games, but I had to grind all day to get through some of the other real battles. i think i got the final fight done on my 3rd try, the final note got me on my 2nd try. you're just playing back the beats as you hear them, and its only like 3-4 at a time, you don't even need to see the attack waves. the dance game in brave fencer musashi was harder.
No, kept trying then at some point my save got erased and me not having ps+ at the time meant no back up. I do not wish to play through those side missions ever again.
No. I gave it multiple attempts but it's so fricking cheesy and unnecessarily difficult. Not because it suddenly switches genres to a rhythm game but because it switches to a terrible fricking rhythm game where the tempo is unpredictable, the only visual prompts are partially obscured, you have no margin for error and the game deliberately tries to frick you at the end. And it's painfully prolonged and if you frick up you have to replay it from the beginning. Pure dick move.
I realized it was intended as less of a challenge and more of a slap in the face so I turnred it off, looked up the ending on youtube, was disappointed, then deleted the game off my hard drive and never played it or any other game directed by that homosexual ever again. FRICK that ending. Absolute bullshit
No, I legitimately couldn't find a reason to give enough of a frick to actually see the final ending. To this day I haven't bothered looking it up and still don't think I really want to even revisit that fricking game.
I don't fault people for liking 3 or anything like that, but holy frick it was not for me.
>SEX JOKES GOOD
Yes. It's refreshing to see a jap game, that isn't an eroge or vn, where everyone is canonically horny as frick and constantly has or talks about sex.
I take Four more as a mentally ill tumblr/twitter user, with her self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting whenever anyone calls her out.
The disciples reminded me more of Ganker users than anything.
Yeah, there's schizos here too, but I want to think most people on here realize they're losers that won't change anything by shitposting on an imageboard.
I take Four more as a mentally ill tumblr/twitter user, with her self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting whenever anyone calls her out.
The disciples reminded me more of Ganker users than anything.
There are jackasses here, yes, but at least the majority of them actually know they are and don't backpedal from it compared to the holier-than-thou idiots that contradict themselves and resort to cancel culture and harassment for twitter's more vocal users.
>Zero would be the violent one breaking things when she loses an argument.
Yeah she probably won't tolerate people trolling her for very long. >Five would probably lurk /trash/ and participate in NSFW RPs.
She'll probably get bored of /trash/ quickly.
The weird thing is that it's just such a nothing game. There is nothing outstanding about it. It's a bunch of really shit characters going through a kind of on-rails jRPG. If it was anyone else, it would be relegated to forgotten status. There is no sense of exploration. The character are unlikable cardboard cutouts. Whatever passes for combat is laughably inept. The cover is the only good thing about it. The first two are even worse. They are genuinely bad games. As in bad bad. Not good bad. Just bad. Try it if you must, you'll see what I mean.
No-one gave a shit about these games until Nier. Don't even try revising history, mate. And the reason? They are really that bad. I mean by all means, be a Taro suckass, but don't start pretending this is anything other than what it is: a weak effort from a team that phoned it in, and were never all that good to begin with.
I always wondered if her bush hair grows at an abnormal rate like her normal hair does. Bit of a missed opportunity that there's no joke or comment made about it
ngl its a boring game with zero replay value. could be fun with some better technology and level design but it knows its shit and states so throughout.
I remember only that hentai where the soldier fricks zero. Its so lore-wise and good drawn that its a miracle in the midst.
And in the end the author states "i didn't managed to to the music puzzle".
Yes
Yes
Yes
Go play in traffic ya slapdick ninny
Yes
>SEX JOKES GOOD
>CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
>HACK AND SLASH GOOD
this but unironically
ywnbaw
Yes and yes
>hack and slash
Yes but they did it wrong
Yes
Yes
Yes
Honestly the sex "jokes" hooked me immediately that's the number one thing I love about this game, the music and characters second and I guess the gameplay is dead last. Honestly now that I think about more games need sex "jokes" like Drakengard 3.
Alright Ganker, did you beat the last boss? Be honest.
Yeah One is pretty easy.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Drakengard 3 is unironically great
Yes, but I cheated by using a video guide
Yes but it took literally over a year and I think something like 40+ tries.
Looking back, it wasn't even that hard.
Yes
Do you gays even play rhythm games?
Yes, took me only like 6 hours of grinding it out
for me it was one of the easier "battles" in the game. i'm great at rhythm games, but I had to grind all day to get through some of the other real battles. i think i got the final fight done on my 3rd try, the final note got me on my 2nd try. you're just playing back the beats as you hear them, and its only like 3-4 at a time, you don't even need to see the attack waves. the dance game in brave fencer musashi was harder.
>the dance game in brave fencer musashi was harder.
holy shit frick that and steamwood
Yeah, if you have any musical talent whatsoever it's easy. It's just 4/4 time. The only hard one is the very last note.
No, kept trying then at some point my save got erased and me not having ps+ at the time meant no back up. I do not wish to play through those side missions ever again.
I did it in 4 tries using the video guide. I couldn't have done it legit, my sense of rhythm is pretty bad.
No, I suck at rhythm games.
No. I gave it multiple attempts but it's so fricking cheesy and unnecessarily difficult. Not because it suddenly switches genres to a rhythm game but because it switches to a terrible fricking rhythm game where the tempo is unpredictable, the only visual prompts are partially obscured, you have no margin for error and the game deliberately tries to frick you at the end. And it's painfully prolonged and if you frick up you have to replay it from the beginning. Pure dick move.
I realized it was intended as less of a challenge and more of a slap in the face so I turnred it off, looked up the ending on youtube, was disappointed, then deleted the game off my hard drive and never played it or any other game directed by that homosexual ever again. FRICK that ending. Absolute bullshit
I stop playing after the first level because the frame rate was absolute ass
Took me like two hours cause I'm a rhythmlet but yes
No, I legitimately couldn't find a reason to give enough of a frick to actually see the final ending. To this day I haven't bothered looking it up and still don't think I really want to even revisit that fricking game.
I don't fault people for liking 3 or anything like that, but holy frick it was not for me.
I did, and I Platinum'd the game. It's fricking terrible, but also a must play.
I had a video with prompts on the 2nd monitor and synced up
Took me like 10 hours even with a youtube guide
I really wish I could try it but I don't even have a ps3
Yes but I followed along a YouTube video took less then an hour.
Yes, using this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXTI88FGuvI&ab_channel=Chrystofax
Took me a shitton but yes, and without yt videos (i didnt even know there were stuff like that).
FRAME RATE BAD
Console problems.
This tbh.
yes, now excuse me while I clean up for Zero tonight, front and back.
Yes to all, but shit game.
starting this up right after drakengard 1 gave me some serious whiplash
>remastered Replicant
>no Drakengard 1 or 3 remaster despite both games needing it way more
If a remaster came out for the Drakengard games, it actually would be a preorder for me no joke.
Drakengard 3 is the best Yoko Taro game
I can save her and all her sisters!
Nier and Drakengard 3 gameplay is good
"crazy women" is a tautology
>SEX JOKES GOOD
Yes. It's refreshing to see a jap game, that isn't an eroge or vn, where everyone is canonically horny as frick and constantly has or talks about sex.
>SEX JOKES GOOD
>CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
>HACK AND SLASH GOOD
All of these things are good, yes.
I want to frick the dragon.
ok Zero
For me, it's Four
>racist
>virgin
>pretends to hate sex but really wants to be raped
Four is the sister who would shitpost on Ganker all day
and that's why she's the best
>dumb localisers can't resist adding a pun to the scene intended to show that Four is also a crazy b***h
Nobody loves their puns more than the Japanese, though.
There was no pun in that line in Japanese though, you homosexual.
Yes? And?
I take Four more as a mentally ill tumblr/twitter user, with her self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting whenever anyone calls her out.
The disciples reminded me more of Ganker users than anything.
>self righteous attitude, victim complex, and the mental gymnastics and gaslighting
sounds like Ganker to me
Yeah, there's schizos here too, but I want to think most people on here realize they're losers that won't change anything by shitposting on an imageboard.
No, he actually has it right
There are jackasses here, yes, but at least the majority of them actually know they are and don't backpedal from it compared to the holier-than-thou idiots that contradict themselves and resort to cancel culture and harassment for twitter's more vocal users.
>Four is the sister who would shitpost on Ganker all day
I feel like Zero and maybe Five would too.
Zero would be the violent one breaking things when she loses an argument.
Five would probably lurk /trash/ and participate in NSFW RPs.
>Zero would be the violent one breaking things when she loses an argument.
Yeah she probably won't tolerate people trolling her for very long.
>Five would probably lurk /trash/ and participate in NSFW RPs.
She'll probably get bored of /trash/ quickly.
>he played the trashlated EN version
Imagine actually playing in jap and missing out on lines like pic related
You know, we make fun of Japanese humor, but western humor in media has been nothing but "haha penis, vegana, poop, fart" for the past 25 years.
>SEX JOKES GOOD
>CRAZY WOMEN GOOD
>HACK AND SLASH GOOD
The weird thing is that it's just such a nothing game. There is nothing outstanding about it. It's a bunch of really shit characters going through a kind of on-rails jRPG. If it was anyone else, it would be relegated to forgotten status. There is no sense of exploration. The character are unlikable cardboard cutouts. Whatever passes for combat is laughably inept. The cover is the only good thing about it. The first two are even worse. They are genuinely bad games. As in bad bad. Not good bad. Just bad. Try it if you must, you'll see what I mean.
t. I own them all.
Wrong.
No-one gave a shit about these games until Nier. Don't even try revising history, mate. And the reason? They are really that bad. I mean by all means, be a Taro suckass, but don't start pretending this is anything other than what it is: a weak effort from a team that phoned it in, and were never all that good to begin with.
Still wrong.
You're mostly correct but you ignore that they're primarily liked for their batshit insane world and characters which are unique.
Yeah, I'd agree with that. Honestly, I probably have them for that reason. Disappointing games though. Sadly.
Yes
Any emulatorgays recommend certain settings to enhance the graphics?
You forgot the dragon pissing and shitting, that was good too.
I LOVE LADY THREE!
I always wondered if her bush hair grows at an abnormal rate like her normal hair does. Bit of a missed opportunity that there's no joke or comment made about it
they have to, my dick would be sad if she didn't have bushy, bristly pubes and pits
>bushy, bristly pubes and pits
Imagine the smell
The potent female musk, intoxicating.
Just know that if you go down the brapper route we'll have to be enemies forevermore
A damn shame the game runs like dogshit though
sorry dragon friend its been years and i have yet to play it, i will try now.
Shame about the translation though. They take too many liberties. The dub is really bad to make it worse.
ngl its a boring game with zero replay value. could be fun with some better technology and level design but it knows its shit and states so throughout.
Zero needs more porn.
Two, Five, and Four also need more porn.
Agreed. It's ironic and disappointing how a game as sexual as this doesn't have much porn.
sexualizing already sexualized things is lame
I'm now off to make princess peach porn
>sexualizing already sexualized things is lame
There are games and series more sexually explicit than this that also have far more porn though.
I remember only that hentai where the soldier fricks zero. Its so lore-wise and good drawn that its a miracle in the midst.
And in the end the author states "i didn't managed to to the music puzzle".
the last good taro game
Dito had a rough life.
literally what the actual frick was his problem? he was getting to frick five and get squeezed by her huge breasts every night. i would kill to be him
I think is one of those scenarios "you think you want, but you dont".
name 1 single bad thing about it
Considering dito basically accepts zero arms opened, ask dito.
Dito is also a piece of shit as well.
yes
yes
no, D3 is a fricking dogshit game
>create 5 beautiful and unique female characters
>kill them off instantly
>lock them behind medicore dlc
What a waste of good character design
This is the first time I see a PS3 game with blue cover. What does it means?
>everyone simping for the Intoners when Accord exists
It's hard to like when she looks like Natalie Mars. I mean, I fricked some traps but I don't like that one, fapped to some of her videos tho
>I fricked some traps
are they a thing irl? I've personally never met a cute crossdressing dude
I liked her and i would kill for a accord x zero douj.
20 FPS GOOD
only mentally ill people enjoy drakengard 3
Why is that.
Yes.