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man frick GDQ
>page 1
Where can I find a qt speedrunner gf
FF14 troonywalker
Migrated
Migrated during the Summer
awooooooooooooga
Good!
I'm quiet most of the time
Since when did super mario bros U get here?
Good one
good indeed
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.... but yes you are correct
I fricking
love tiddies
Never change, anons
Give me that tag
I LOVE BOOBIES
I LOVE PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My runs up next, wish me luck!
E-Edobean?
good luck!!! ^~^//
PLEASE sit on my face
good luvk
These past few games have been fairly divisive in opinion with some pretty even spreads.
What happened with the OOT Beta
That's a even spread of Z and A/S
Ganker doesn't realise there's a middle ground between Z and S. Everything has to be Z tier the worst run they've ever seen in all of GDQ history or S tier the best run they've ever seen in all of GDQ history.
It was an ACE Mod Injection being advertised as a OoT beta showcase.
>shilled as the actual beta rom recreation
>then opened with saying it's the earliest unmodified NTSC copy
>then used ACE to mod shit in
>then added fanfiction from tvtropes
>ended with typical TASBot twitch integration
>but muh zfg said its good so it must be S
it wouldn't have been shitted on so hard if it was honest in the beginning and not deceptive almost entirely through
there's now a bunch of normalgay midwits that think that it was actual beta content buried on every cart
It was pretty interesting from a game perspective on rebuilding info left on the cartridge, but it was a showcase with some "fanfic" and had a they/them
anyone voting Z or S for these fricking runs should be shot
Ratings always get fricky on Saturday until the end of the marathon, it doesn't matter and nobody will care about any of them 10 hours from now.
There's no way that these past few runs are on the same level as Pokemon Emerald and FNAF and Omori. Z tier should be only for absolute shitshows, complete abominations of runs, some of the worst shit in the history of GDQ that will be brought up in the future as bad examples of speedruns, runs so bad that you actually have to watch them to see this absolute fricking mess. Not. "He choked once so I was gonna give it an A but now I'll give it a Z"
I admire that you're putting so much effort into something that's immediately going to get posted to reddit by some random gay when gdq ends
Not with that key it isn't
Nah, it has trannies and foids marked on it, Reddit would not allow it.
That used to happen then we added the legend and now it doesn't.
can you say
Metroid Spread
Where is the bossrush
What happened with Portal 2 and L4D2?
One was a video the other sucked.
you homosexuals call sunshine cringekino but can you name a single interesting thing that happens post-restart? no, you can't.
The continuous needling and chipped away soul death of the runner. Never mind that the game over itself is one of the most memorable cringe moments in years, that alone qualifies the run.
I just want to know why someone would watch this unironically and willingly.
speedrunning is cringe kino, and sometimes the run is good too
Which series if this referencing?
Boku no titan
Thanks, that explains why I don't recognise it.
i've successfully migrated
last day 🙁
STOP TOUCHING THE PRIZES
cant wait to win my grease covered plushies
Sent going full FFXIV mode
My Plum is up next, wish her luck
plum juice!
HERE COMES PLUM
>They are STILL wearing masks.
You know they're just doing this shit for ideological reasons because they're a whole year behind the consensus on masking/distancing. Pretty much the only places that still do it are medical facilities where, frankly, it's probably a good idea. And they fricked over the actual speedrunning community too by slashing the attendance cap.
Why doesn't this goblin wear gloves jesus christ
This song slaps tbh senpai
>main theme
literally the only memorable song and that's because it plays on the main menu
AND on the final boss
Do you just shit or games or also play them?
yeah no shit it's also the final boss theme you dumb frick, your game sucks
Wrong.
Ancestor Spirit theme is fricking awesome.
Blood borne but worse…..amazing…Godfrey song…. Strange Journey copypasta….
Amazing, just wow , epic.
Just noticed this sounds like it was made for a trailer and not to be played in the menu. It's got the right pacing and it ends so abruptly.
I wonder
Dark SOUL 2
stop changing the fricking name of your general you fricking trannies.
Take a shot every time Scent says "lovely", "absolutely", "beautiful" or "stunning".
I'm transitioning next, wish me luck!
>he touched a prize to his greasy hair
Anything productive you did today? hell, even gaming counts. anything but GDQ.
I did pixel art, gamed and wrote some code.
I played all the Project Diva X songs on extreme
my wrist is sprained so I only played some gacha
I saw the sunset using an old pair of binoculars. The horizon was a bit cloudy so I had no danger of frying my retinas out.
Rode a bike. Felt nice feeling the wind and being outside.
I never really learned because I have trouble with balance. I wish I was good at it, riding looks fun
I literally just learned a couple days ago. Just buy a cheap bike or see if any relatives have one they don't need and give it a try. You're going to fail a bunch, but once you get it, it's nice.
why does scent do such weird things with his hands, they aren't normal.
>he let the prize touch his greasy hair
Don't get that get anywhere near open flame or the whole place is going down
Brian won.
DONT OPEN THIS FILE FOR THE LOVE OF PLUM
Why can't GDQ create a cute mascot like Plum? Why are they so goddamn incompetent in literally everything.
Plum wasn't a mascot for ESA, she's from the game, Chenso Club. I assume you know that and you're merely joking, but just in case.
she became the unofficial mascot
That's true, but just wanted to point it out. I feel like a shill saying it, but the game isn't even out yet, so maybe it's okay.
RA-CIST PLUM
faster
imagine winning something touched by a nerd who hasn't washed the cum and grease off his hands in 5 months
the frick? Did I miss kaizo metroid or is this homosexual just shilling before hand
Shilling.
kiazo metroid map if anyone gives a frick
lamp
Sent segments were unironically the best part of this event.
HOLY FRICK BRO'S. You're already 2+ hours behind schedule why the frick is the setup this long, Unbelievable have the shit of the next runner ready to be plugged in when the run is about to end
Oh shit, he brought the lamp from his mom's house.
This event has been so fricking god awful this year that I might finally break the 2016 Bonesaw Jak run out of the vault instead of watching the rest of this shitshow
in case of monetary emergency
bring lamp
>it's another kaizo/randomizer/co-op/race/exhibition/showcase run
bruh the entire event is an exhibition tf u so mad about?
elden ring is the worst from software game of the last 10 years, imagine being so generic you outcrown ds2
A
FRICKING
LEAF
A frickin lamp is a prize????
My runs up next, wish me luck!
>tfw moronic enough to post in /GDQ/ all week
>not moronic enough to post in Ganker the rest of the year
it's been fun sisters
tfw you spend more time shitposting on /gdq/ than watching the runs
I’m sorry I don’t understand you post , what is /gdq/
/lgbt/ is incapable of understanding the idea of threads that arent generals.
Where is my fatwife edobean
what did he mean by this?
the phantoon menace!
french is such an ugly language when spoken out loud
gay
its good when a cute girl is speaking it
it's literal arabic
Girls love being talked to in french. They think it's cute and romantic. Don't be jealous you filthy g*rmanoid.
RISE UP GAMERS and FBI Glowers. The money laundering is in full force.
why is metroid red
That's Red Samus
metroid if he char
3 times faster
eh kills kaizos and dosent afraid of anything
Wait for the final colors. They'll make you say thank you
>no pronouns
UH OH
her voice is even more annoying than I remember
hey anons get ready for
>CAN I SQUEEZE IN A QUICK DONATION
every fricking five minutes
i want to squeeze in a quickie with her if you catch my underlying intentions
H-HERE
CUM IN PLUM!!11!!
CUM IN PLUM!1!!11Z1!1
>run ends
>20-minute infomercial for a Celeste perler and collection of Jak & Daxter mouse mats
WHERE
ARE
HIS
PRONOUNS
>no tran trans
WTF! WHERE IS THE REPRESENTATION!
Samus is right there, are you blind?
>CU-CK has been filtered to kek
it's been for a while
>How to out yourself as a turbonewbie in one simple step!
it's been since 2015, and only in caps
>troony is still not filtered
i don't get it
Moot left
Ye I know but words have been filtered since then but not the most cancerous one.
hello
>he/him only
The boys saving this shitshow of an event.
Having pronouns in itself is already cuck mentality
Did any more runs get cut or was it just bloodstained and Superhot?
is the map different for Kaizo metroid? what are the changes?
120 star run was cut down to 70
Yeah
>what are the changes?
Indie dev platformer spikes
oh
>spikes are now banned from all games because Celeste exists
Don't be stupid anon
no one mentioned Celeste, also these are IWBTG spikes
No one b***hed about spikes when IWTBTG came out
Doesn't matter, IWBTG made them iconic.
Yet that poster was b***hing about them
IWBTG was one of the forerunners. Nowadays every meme difficulty indie game or romhack has spikes everywhere.
>2:30:00
nice clutch
When does gdq end bros
It ended years ago.
>0.55 second
I believe in oats!
You guys plan on staying until the very end?
I think the next run will be my exit point
If it doesn't get delayed too much I might bow out after SM64
Til the end.
if relay race is on time I'll stay up for that
Not a chance. The finale is listed for 8AM and I don't care enough to watch Elden Ring runs, sick of Souls runs.
I wana watch elden turd
>go look for the elden ring finale runner
>The Best Run Machine
>Twitch Partner
>EldenRing & DarkSoulsGame speedrun World Record holder Speedrun Documentarian
>1800 Followers
cant believe i have more twiter followers doodling moronic shit lmao what a loser.
whys he moving his arm like that it looks moronic
they ran super metroid impossible on here?
last year i think
It's already feeling like Kino, just a shame it's not a real game
wait till the runner chokes 300 times on a single spike, that's super common in le ultra mega super nintendo hard extra difficult romhacks
and if he doesn't?
then its boring
there's a reason the estimate is 2:30
I've noticed all the high skill games don't have troonys. What gives?
why is metroid red
why can't metroid crawl
>literally the one single person on earth who did it deathless, out of the very few who can even beat it to begin with
What a flex
I've never played this game before. I take it the original unfricked version didn't have all these spikes and shit?
I wouldn't be able to do this shit
Having to consistently pull off Super Metroid wall jumps sounds like torture
>dude what if we put SPIKES EVERYWHERE
What a shit romhack
>"""Kaizo""" mod
>LOL JUST PUT SPIKES EVERYWHERE!!!1111!!1
It’s like I’m really watching Celeste !
Was Original Kaizo really impossible?
nah, it just was stupidly hard.
By nowaways is easy because you don't need to do glitches or pull off hard shit iirc.
Basically TAS only
Cool, will watch eventually.
Woman moment
Shut the frick up, dono reader, he's trying to focus
the host is gonna talk at the wrong time and cause a death i can feel it
>and we have a five THOUSAND doll-
>DAMMIT b***h
spikes are instant death?
pretty much, you can take 2 hits from spikes but there's a bunch of spots where taking a hit is necessary
If this is a kaizo run then I'm just gonna assume everything is instant death.
my dick is about to instant death to those legs
kek
I haven't played Super Metroid in years but the level layout has been changed drastically, right?
this hack has been almost completely changed, the boss rooms are the same i think but there's no energy tanks at all so they're all still stupidly hard
Yes. Very much.
... this isn't as interesting as i thought it would be
YOU BETTER LEARN BOY ILL TEACH YOU ABOUT THE WITCHCRAFT
The lyrics for this were so bad
soulful*
>spikes? Heh, it's shit
Weird casual cope
t. indie dev
>explaining arm pumping
>insta kill fake items
literal time wasting artificial difficulty, you have to be super autistic to play this trash
....do you not know what kaizo romhacks are?
why are you watching if you're not interested in them
fun to watch, not play
it's ok, you have to be super autistic to be into speedrunning to begin with
Romhacks and randomizers are a gimmick. Interesting to see once but my god are they dull to watch if you haven't actually played them.
If you're that tired of Super Metroid that you need a randomizer or a kaizo romhack to have some semblance of fun then just play something else for the love of god.
POV of a black shaft
So is Saturday basically the generic block where they put on their usual shit thats expected at GDQ?
The Metorids, Zeldas, Marios etc.
if by "generic block" you mean the most popular speedgames that bring in the most money, then yes, they do those when more people can watch.
Yes.
It's always been. They just put their money making games there so they can at least try and conceal their laundering
Actual speedruns are saved for last, it’s big boys time homosexual, go back to your troony Let’s play disguised as a run
This guy is sick, giving this an S if the runner doesn't choke
he choked
>Immediately chokes
>enemies are one-hit kill
Cool. Who the frick is this for? This seems utterly moronic.
People who want realism in their videogames.
Once you get so good at the game that you know everything about it and run it almost every day then you need something that's just unfairly difficult to feel any challenge anymore.
the gamer dads who have 5 minutes every 2nd thursday of the month to sit down and play and the runners twitch audience.
I'm up next wish me luck
What are you running, anon?
running down a dream
You're not Umaru, shut the frick up anon
CHOKE
at least it's a romhack of a very impressive game on a technical level, unlike shit like pokemon and final fantasy
>died once
Z.
>died
Z run.
>already chocked
~~*10k dono*~~
>10,000
HE CHOKED
Choker
To be honest you could make any game 100x harder just by making everything instakill you
Imagine playing Kirby 64 with 1 HP, kek
The Game of Life runs this config by default though.
>donation is just an ad
>10k donation
>fangamer
who?
GDQ is partnered with them, they sell shitty gamer merch.
#ad
wtf is this plum?
PLUM!
>He doesn't know
Plum comes.
She's cute is what Plum is.
An advert Ganker laps up.
an ad for what?
A game that looked very forgettable.
HE'S GIVING HER THE STINK EYE
post the original image
You wanna know what happened?
HE DIED
HERE COMES PLUM
WHERE THE MUSIC
#cum4Plum
BUY THE FRICKING MERCH YOU SHITLORDS!
from [Fan Gamer]
oh man if he's choking here there's gonna be some choketastic bits later on
>ennemies are one hit kill
>there are ennemies and spikes everywhere
Why do all these rtomhacks feel like modern platformers and their moronic idea of diffiCulty?
Not every romhack is a kaizo hack
Yeah just ignore the several tricks and tough platforming and focus on spikes and enemies, the easiest part of the run.
And what exactly is your idea of "difficulty"?
BUY
MORE
SHIT
POST
MORE
SAMUS
What's the best kaizo samus?
Hey guys.
Yetee here.
>dies both times I look away for one second
>a very important donation
>from basically ourselves
wow
Z confirmed
Literally applauding advertisements
Are there any rom hacks of ZSS where you have toi slowly rebuild your suit or something? Zero mission you just find it again. I want a whole rom hack where you start the weakest like that
announcers are the worst people in the world
That was literally an ad, like not even being cute or subtle about it
>Kaizo
No invisible bullshit to frick you over
Only ONE DAY LEFT TO BUY SGDQ(tm) MERCH?
aaaaaaAAAAA I GOTTA CONSOOM RIGHT NOOOOOW
It was incredibly seeing the difference between the average European that eats plenty of good quality meat and dairy and the the average Amerigolem that gets fed nothing gbut corn syrup and vegetable oils.
Ah yes, toast sandwich and a chippy box at Greggs
plum is the only thing stopping me from hating women
How was Wind Waker?
pretty cool, I hadnt seen the tricks before
Good, but the donation read made it bad, interrupting every five minutes.
>Wind Waker
Crazy glitches and many of them being absolutely nailed. Good commentary, chill vibes from both player and the couch. Roastie ruined it with donations by doing Link "Hyah" impersonation. The "Hyah" was actually pretty on point but she did it a dozen times and it was just fricking cringe.
604583680
>its another dumb frognog
>telling the runner you will donate more if he dies more
escape from kappa run when
> Don't forget to donate!
Frickers can't even let us enjoy the runs.
Oh man 50k I don't know if they're gonna make it bros...
How many deaths should I expect?
Probably sub 10. At his chokiest, less than 20
I was expecting dozens with how they hype the diff.
He practiced a lot. It IS hard as shit and there's just a handful of people autistic enough to play this shit all the way through
In his practice he was usually like 4-7 I want to say?
It’s cool that they are making a game about plum
are the gays in the crowd autistic and moronic enough to shout numbers over him while hes doing this
You should know the answer to this question without asking, anon
You already know they are.
>bitebox64
wario getting fricked by a pig is his only good work.
>attends gdq in person
>not moronic
pick one
oats is a god
>oats is a god
He's a manlet with a fricking goblin of a girlfriend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS GONNA SPEEDRUN RIDING MY DICK
You know, I'd like this run more if it wasn't 2 and a half hours long.
I'd like this more if the donationb***h didn't speak
source
you can't just donate saying when runner does X, cut him off and talk
AHHHH SHUT THE FRICK UPPPPPPPPPPPPP
What the frick is Plum? Is that ESA's mascot? Is it a game?
Dono reader pls stfu
It's not the same without Andy insulting him
Pity him and Patty got banned
Another donation reader that thinks she's part of the run.
Dono reader's gonna frick this run up so hard.
i just realised that ukraine is at fricking war. families driven out of there home, whole cities bombed to rubbel, civilians getting raped, tortured and killed.
wouldnt it be a good time, to collect some money for them? not once in my, admittedly little time, watching, somebody even mentioned it.
where is the ukraine pin? is it too political for trannies done quick? cant you get hyped about war? cant they kick putins butt?
>didn't watch the best run in the marathon
you missed out
the only one mentioning it was based boy.
not surprised and but kinda disappointed of our moral leader gdq. the war has no slick hashtag like blm or trahr but i expected something. feels weird to be honest.
Can't get political, friend. Oh, and one last thing: trans rights!
what "rights" do they think they don't have anyways
the right to be heckin cute and valid, anon!
bathroom discrimination for one, which you should know by LULZ' forced meme.
i hate hypocritical progressive moral leaders. i hope they get the rope.
Sorry bro. MGR was ran by a russian. GDQ is a vatnik enterprise
enjoy godless nights.
I think not doing anything corona related for two years is way more sussy. The PCF and MSF money laundering operations must be so set in stone they can never do something else.
>b-but they made a corona mini event!
Nobody cares. If they really want to help people (lul) they should've done a main event
>anything corona related for two years is way more sussy
good point
>so set in stone they can never do something else
thouht about that aswell, but not even a mention is fricking crazy. must be a troony thing.
Man the host is so shit; at least make it sound natural jfc
Plum!
Crowd doesn't sound very hyped.
>"hey guys how do we make our shitty romhack game interesting?"
>OH I KNOW JUST PUT SPIIKES AND INSTA KILLS EVERYWHERE
This is moronic.
These types of hacks are specifically made for people who like getting autistically good at specific video games. They're not meant to be forgiving.
I mean learn to play something else at that point, no need to torture yourself with shit like that. But maybe autism is that strong
Autism is that strong. It's satisfying to finally beat a hard hack and I guess you get bragging rights in your little community.
There are always other hacks for more normal people who just want to play the game but different.
how do i filter posts containing "plum" with Ganker x guys please help me
No, actually. Plum is the only thing you can't filter.
How is she so powerful?
hold ctrl+f and then type "plum"
Click the X at the top right of your browser first
You can't escape Plum.
why is the crowd so whipped they only make noise when GDQ tells them to applaud
umm its called being polite
you are asking why people that submit to vax/mask mandates obey authority in every way possible?
its not that I obey authority its because I happen to agree with the mask mandates
Is Plum an adult?
Is Chibi there
Yeah and he brought some condoms too...you know, just in case
He knows he can't wantonly creampie in these hoes anymore
>Spikes everywhere
>One-hit kills everywhere
>Need to know how to execute every major glitch in the game just to progress
The run is impressive as frick seeing what the ROM hack actually is but it looks absolutely dreadful to play
>WR is 2:12:20
>He's constantly dying
This is gonna go over estimate isn't it...
I'd wager the WR has a ton of deaths too.
I don't the WR is a no death run
They likely expected more than a few deaths.
The WR constantly dies too.
frick me I didn't realize this was two and a half hours.
what is on the sign that homosexual in the audience is holding up?
hard to tell but it looks like it says "homosexual"
The mandatory SUCC
>kaizo
>requires death abuse
>requires glitching health states
>requires knowing invisible paths
i think he died like 2000 times and took 35 hours to finish it the first playthrough he did
not a fan of runs that require knowledge of all the autistic obscure tricks
got meme'd into playing one of those OOT romhacks and I had to do some fricking backflip on a statue with no way to know that was possible
we're just not the target audience of these things
I like a run with a good clench moment, this basically seems like an entire run of one
>over 50 posts ITT are about plum
Bros
Shills gotta shill or something.
The ESA takeover is in progress
Run so boring Plumposters go mad.
I read that as plump posters
plump oasters?
That's just ESA hype
Guys what does cute chat mean?
heckin cute and valid troony shit
when you have to delude yourself and others that you are heccin valid
reminder you fat hairy fricks are heccin handsome
heckin GAY and WHOLESOME!
troons are all newbie ironic weebs and act as such
What is the point of clapping?
Burgerclaps are unable to express themselves without clapping or screeching.
>multiple 1k, 1.5k donations coming out the woodwork
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hoyp
I can't wait for the end
>we've added up all bit donations and subs and the total comes out to $3,552,033.88. A NEW GDQ RECORD! HOOOYYYP!!!!!
if you come to the GDQ threads but not the ESA threads you're plum dumb
Stop fricking encouraging GDQ posters to come to the ESA threads, holy shit. What's your endgame? You think they'll make the threads better? No, they'll make them as bad as GDQ threads.
WHENS ESA
soon™
3 weeks
July 23rd.
https://esamarathon.com/ettevent/esa-summer-2022/
23rd.
I'm gonna say it
Imagine spending 10,000+ hours grinding super metroid when you could've learned another language or learned to draw.
you really the type of homie to make sure his porn stars have college degrees
How many hours have you spent here?
Did you do either of those things anon?
what is the point of drawing
Who fricking cares man there's literally hundreds of thousands of people with 10,000+ hours in DOTA 2 lol
Have you done those things?
Plum is cute
Plum is blue
And all I want is to hotglue
This fruit
Women need to stop talking
>ESA gains an unofficial mascot through repetitive meme ads
>still better than GDQs nonbinary sonic ripoff
The blonde donation emote girl>plum
RTA-Chan?
Yeah she's the best out of the 3
Nah, ESA has this. If there was a mascot it's her.
qrd?
he caused covid
He had the last AGDQ run before the coof
Probably the Super Fricking Metroid race where all but one of them failed, so they started to cut back on Metroid games.
>he doesn't remember the massacre
he tried hooking up with a guy with a hook mostache named caveman during a tomba 2 run.
I've never really cared for metroid runs, I can appreciate the skill and game itself but I just get bored
>Just clipped through a wall
It's a false wall
I bet you judge people for putting ketchup on fries
He literally just clipped through another wall that was not intended.
>he can't clip through walls
>that one kid that clipped through the wall during gym
>showing your ass to the entire thread proving that you haven't played Super Metroid
There's fake walls there too lmao
back in my day we clipped through the hill both ways to get to school
Did this guy just call an actual Metroid game a "Metroidvania"? What the frick is wrong with you.
Metroid is the Metroidvania of Metroidvanias
Thought the same
kek
i still remember when "metroidvania" literally only meant a castlevania game that played like metroid and nothing else
All these haphazardly placed spikes and wall jumps are cool and all but I think I'm going to take a nap instead
candice?
>all those 1k donations
Should i find that suspicious?
Do NOT notice things.
Yes.
They all have to know it's a money laundering scheme... right?
I concur with this fella
No. People just got paid is all. haha
they always pull out millions of dollars in donos from their ass at the end of each gdq
>all these 1k donations
I hate it
Why are donation readers always like this
They have to or get taken out the back and shot.
Where are all those 1k $ donations coming bros?? Damn, I wonder !!
how is one supposed to figure out this game without a guide
i wouldnt find 5% of the paths he takes
You need to be on the spectrum to bother
It's almost like this romhack is a piece of shit, huh? Almost like it stinky and reeks.
go back in time and delay your birth until your mom gives you autism
It's difficulty kusoge. You need to be a masochist to play them.
I hate games modded to be autistically difficult with poor design. I don't know who finds this shit fun.
Holy frick that announcer is annoying af
>2,106,152
>already raised 100k+ since last run
OY VEY
Wow, what is WITH these $1000 donations??
I am so shocked and strangely enthusiastic!
For some reason I thought oats was an asian guy for many years.
I admire how good he is doing but find this kind of difficult just bullshit and starting to get boring to watch
this romhack is gay shit I could beat it easily no deaths and faster than this turbohomosexual is playing it with all the talking and deaths and taking breaks
How has some saudi oil tycoon not donated 5 million as a joke yet
Saudis and middle easterners don't give a shit about speedruns they just care about fightan and comp games
RTA-chan>>>>>>Plum>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
safespace bird
>Saudis
>donating to poz causes
Say what you will about sandBlack folk, they're based on the trans question.
seeing the men in dresses probably
I feel like the ampersand thing from a while ago proves you can make anything a "catchphrase" at GDQ. Chat and donations were doing it immediately, just to do it. No real joke or line about it, just repeating the word.
Manufactured in-jokes peddled to an audience that desperately craves inclusion.
But there isn't even a joke involved. They just kept saying "ampersand" for no reason.
That part's not important. Just make sure you send in a donation and feel validated.
same with the lamp
and shine get clap
and sploosh
and orb
WAAAAH
The shine get I can at under understand on a basic level, he gets 120 shines, you do a noise on each on, and sploosh is something a Wind Waker character says. But the ones with no actual source or reason baffle me.
anyone who complains gets banned. a few years of this and it's only going to be people who eat ze bugs, clap when they're told, and enjoy it enough to come back for more
thats not money laundering.
anon doesn't know what that is
LAST DAY OF GDQ
EVERY DONATION IS 1000$
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>LIKE CLOCKWORK
AN ANONYMOUS $7 MILLION DOLLAR DONATION
Am I the only one ITT who thinks this looks kinda fun?
no, loud minority of morons b***hing as always
looks painful
I actually really enjoy watching this shit but I'm not gonna be a gay and get on people's ass if they feel different
why don't you try playing it, Anon? it's free
My plan is to get into kaizo hacks eventually but only after I finish Boshy
Do you really think you'd have fun with this after like ten minutes of fricking with it? Because I think you'd be mistaken.
It's skillful as frick but I also kinda don't give a shit lmao. There's something about watching a game you've played getting wrecked but here I just feel absolutely no desire to play it while having some sort of idea of why what he's doing is so good. It's ankward.
I love I'm not the one playing
>2022
>Having fun
I have trouble even doing wall jumps in normal super metroid, this has my attention
>Fun
It's impressive and I'm happy I'm not in his position. I'm glad there's 2 hours left of this.
Not feeling cute right now but plum is cute
CUTE
I LOVE PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>$11k donation
>community donation
Here comes the mysterious anonymous donations of 20k to get them to 3 million in 1 day even though it took 4 days to get to the first milly and 3 days for the second
YAOI LIGHTS
YAOI LIGHTS
YAOI LIGHTS
YAOI LIGHTS
>yeahlight
I wish I was a streamer with a fricking whale too
>$11,000 donation
if these donation are legit what do these people do for a living? is it for tax deduction purposes?
I watch oats sometimes. Yeahlight is real, sime rich guy who likes sucking some streamers off.
This is the one instance of an actual rich person wasting their money instead of money laundering
To be vair, its not unbelievable that speedrun autists probably have huge nest eggs because they don't spend a whole lot of money for traveling or going out.
Its like the suspiciously wealthy furry problem, when you have so much money and nothing to use it for but funding your autistic fixation.
yup, plus it's all tax deductible. it also makes sense if you've been watching all week to donate at the end.
They have a lot of genuine rich people who can piss away tens of thousands in one week and it means nothing to them. Its like donating fifty cents to them.
Then there are the companies that do it for tax purposes. You'll have noticed Twitch has donated 15k and a bunch of big companies are starting to donate.
>11,000 dollars
>go oates
yeah right
visiting the crabs
>my people are calling me
new thread just for you come on in anons
>page one
FRICK OFF
FRICK OFF
FRICK OFF
eat shit
New to Ganker? Threads die quickly, moron.
They stay up long enough homie
>27 minutes ago
you're a fricking homosexual.
>page 1
newbie.
>pages
newbie.
PEOPLE JUST LIKE NINTENDO OKAY?! THEY WERE SAVING FOR NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANNA CUM INSIDE PLUM I WANNA CUM INSIDE PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plum is NOT for such things!
hey it got colored in
PLUM OHHGODDDDDD PLUMPLKUMNONAS
PLUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCLKING LOVE PLUM I LOVE YOU PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUM IN PLUM!!!!!! CUM IN PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Someone actually did save my shitty colored version.
No one reposted it during the rest of the ESA marathon, so I assumed no one cared. Glad to see at least one person did.
I appreciate your efforts anon~
That's plump, not plum.
We have a $20000 donation that says "Go [currentrunner]! Shoutouts to the tech crew and all the runners, loving this event!
Anonymous $50,000 donation that says keep up the awesome work GDQ and save the animals
Wow, look at all these anonymous $1,000 donations!
People are so generous!
So many large even-numbered donations, wow
Thanks anonymous!
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
> Casual 1000$ anonymous donations.
If anyone still believe this ain't a scheme, you are moronic.
I mean nobody believes it, we've been saying for threads that they'll be pouring in because they know they wont hit three million
You mean there aren't people with thousands of disposable dollars to 'donate' during a recession with all time high gas prices who happen to enjoy watching speedrunning which is an incredibly niche genre of gaming?
based schizo poorgays not understanding some people (and corporations) have money (some a ton of money, who can donate thousands without feeling it even a little bit) and want either tax writeoffs or to feel good
Man in a silk dress
haha weird how all of these anonymous donations are in perfect even dollar amounts lol I guess only americans are donating 🙂
literal pixels to move around in
>All poor people in this thread who don't donate to charity on a regular basis
Literally write it off on your taxes, poorgays.
I'm relatively rich and I would never donate to a charity unless I personally know and trust the people who run it.