Anon, it's literally a job on every farm to jerk off cows so you can forcibly stuff their cum into female cows. No one actually cares about animal consent.
Yes it does, because children are humans. We can reliably empathize with their experiences, and observe how these things impact social outcomes. Not only does child abuse harm the child, but it will also increase their risk of harming those around them when they become adults. Moreover, children have real rights, protected by constitutional law. None of this shit applies to animals cuz we can just shoot them up with suicide juice whenever they become a burden.
3 months ago
Anonymous
How does cumming harm the child?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Abuse harms children at a bare minimum by causing lifelong psychological trauma. That's not where it ends, though.
3 months ago
Anonymous
So what trauma is caused if child cums and likes it?
Don't tell me you never wanted to frick a hot 24yo math teacher lady when you were 14.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why are arguing with a kiddy diddler?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Killing time before bed. You're right, though, pedophile brains are wrapped up into such convoluted copium pretzels that it's rarely worth trying to reason with them.
Anon, you still go to jail if you frick a horse or a dog.
Animal cruelty laws exist.
Animal cruelty laws serve very little pragmatic purpose and are inconsistent with how the same societies treat food and work animals with impunity.
Child abuse laws serve a very real purpose, with a direct throughput to benefiting all people. We all have to go through childhood. We all have to share a society with other people who have gone through childhood. This shouldn't be that complicated to understand.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Stop fricking your dog, anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't frick dogs, but you might as well start telling farmers to stop fisting their cows if that's your position.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Usually those farmers get inspections and if they are found to be doing that they go to jail.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know
Domestic cows are forcefully impregnated through artificial insemination. You literally take a handful of bull semen and shove it into them. This is standard and normal practice.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That is not a literal fisting or fricking the animal by the farmer himself, anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>That is not a literal fisting
It is, obviously, but that's not even relevant. You're still shoving your arm up a cow's vegana without its consent.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, you still go to jail if you frick a horse or a dog.
Animal cruelty laws exist.
3 months ago
Anonymous
it's illegal to frick animals, but this isn't a bear it's a wild shaped druid. same with the child. it's a shapechanged druid >but muh polymorph
you can only polymorph a target (in this case yourself) into a beast. this was not actually polymorph it was shape changing, which keeps the druids mental faculties intact.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>it's illegal to frick animals,
Not in the forgotten realms It seems. The amount of half animal monsters is staggering.
we give literally zero fricks about 'consent' with animals, they dont consent to captivity, slaughter, testing, artificial impregnation, anything
zoo shit is taboo because its degenerate behavior, consent is just what people tell themselves it is because they need a 'rational' reason to justify it rather than something that is ultimately puritanical
There are more genuine concerns and red flags involved with age play than there are with furry shit. It's fair that the devs didn't want to enable that with their product.
>this gay keeps squealing for attention, even resorting to blatantly talking to himself when he's being ignored, for 10 hours, and still can't manage to derail the thread
lol
i killed that dumb b***h when she tried to kill the nightsong.
bitch, i am the fricking party leader. follow your fricking orders or die.
and i was staggered when literally nobody in the party comments on the fact that i just fricking murderfricked a companion who has been travelling with us for two whole acts.
baldur's gate has choices, but not consequences. it's easy to put choices in your game but hard to make them matter. seriously just reload a conversation and be in awe of how many lines are reused regardless of what option you pick.
Really? I killed Gortash during his coronation ceremony and the game played out weirdly after that so I have a distaste for Act 3. Most comments I see all say that Act 3 is the weakest Act too.
>Nuke the obviously evil tyrant during his ceremony by throwing his gay dragonborn loving ass into his own canisters and robots >Leave a wake of destruction on the Fortress >DM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM LATER FRICK YOU TGE FOUNDRY AND THE IRON THRONE QUESTS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPLETE NOW FRICK YOUUUUUUU NO I DIDNT WARN THAT IT WOULDNT HAPPEN homosexual SHUT UP
Railroading c**t moment. Same with orin being invincible for no reason during Riverton while literally sarevok anchoves is fricking THERE waiting for her to frick up and clean the temple of morons. Act 3 is weak.
Same gay shit in divinity. It boggles my mind people unironically call these games good rpgs. None of the dialogue choices mayter and almost none of the story choices matter either. I don't get why they give you several options related to origin or race or class when they change nothing at all.
It's just shows how sad the state of modern RPG's is. I like BG3 and think that it's a solid 7.5/10 but I agree that it has some glaring flaws, mainly with the writing as many have mentioned. Larian has always been way too afraid of giving companions proper reactions, especially the ones that make them seriously question, abandon or even attack the player or other companions.
BG2 has lots of these and some of them have the potency to end very violently, regardless of your charisma. BG3 should have these too, especially when we have such a snowflake and power rangerish team where everyone has a big gimmick.
I didn't order her to do anything. I told her to follow her heart and she spared Aylin all on her own. Seems there are consequences for playing as a big stinky meanie, at least.
nah you see she just WANTS to cuck you and tells you how hot she is for halsin and flirts with him a lot, but she doesn't actually frick him unless you say it's ok so that's totally different :^)
This game made me realize I never want to play DnD. >Dude your class only comes online after lvl 6+ and you obtain ACT2(but mostly 3)gear and multiclass
Same. Not only is the pace 10x slower (even with a competent DM) but your gear is never gonna be impressive. Even legendary artifacts in 5e pale in comparison to rare equipment in BG3 and DMs are too scared to homebrew fun equipment because they don’t want to make something that’s too busted.
i don't care that she has 100+ body count, she was kidnapped and raised in a sex cult, she's a victim.
i do care that she gets mad if you don't let her frick halsin, and that she's down for the gangbang at all when none of the other companions actually want to (gale sends a shadow clone and astarion's decision is a whole can of worms), and she's the only girl that does.
reading this post, i finally feel like i'm not schizophrenic, i've been saying this forever
there are millions of shadowhearts across the globe - you can find them in HR departments everywhere. i think she is better looking than the majority of them, but personality-wise she has the most generic "modern woman" personality you could come up with.
if she was real, she'd be making moronic facebook posts about how wine is her best friend.
reading this post, i finally feel like i'm not schizophrenic, i've been saying this forever
there are millions of shadowhearts across the globe - you can find them in HR departments everywhere. i think she is better looking than the majority of them, but personality-wise she has the most generic "modern woman" personality you could come up with.
if she was real, she'd be making moronic facebook posts about how wine is her best friend.
this says more about you sorry gays than it does about women, go outside
Retiring to a cottage with the vast fortunes you've gathered on your adventure and taking her for nightly 'swimming lessons' is the best ending and is the cannon ending as far as I am concerned.
Minthara doesn't actually like you genuinely. She sees you as an extension of her power and not as your own person. Basically a cherished toy to brag about rather than someone they love as a person.
I disagree.
During her romance you can tadpole meld into each other’s minds and your character feels the genuine respect, care, and love Minthara has for your pc.
And the romance questionnaire at the circus confirms that she basically idolizes you but in a non clingy way.
She’s really well written and deep, unlike sex slave halsin.
>Took me near 4 hours to beat the final fight with the Shar worshippers
I accept I'm pretty bad at these games, but seriously frick that fight. I resorted to cowering behind two flame walls and a blade barrier.
Shar is for gays.
For me it was Cazador. Those fricking ghasts, man. Get paralysed(even though elves should be immune to it) and you will be critted to death by the bats. Get poisoned and you might as well lose your turn. I now always precast Heroe’s feast after every long rest
Cazador is easy, just start the fight before you go on the platform and he won't grab Astarion and start the ritual, and all his goons, plus himself, will come down to fight you.
That fight was ridiculous. I wound up beating it by running back up the stairs and covering the ground with spikey growth and a bunch of oil. Created a choke point that blocked up the bulk of them while I fricked up the ones coming up from the side and nuked the shit out of them. Plus Daylight to negate their shadow blind zone shit. Jaheira MVP that fight
>Wall of fire Spike growth evard Blade barrier the stairs >Run back and close the door >See xp dinging up
The chokepoint cheese in these game's is unreal
yeah once I realized enemies will aggro hard no matter the consequences it becomes pretty easy. Doors are your best friend. Interesting in seeing what honor mode is like after.
That fight was ridiculous. I wound up beating it by running back up the stairs and covering the ground with spikey growth and a bunch of oil. Created a choke point that blocked up the bulk of them while I fricked up the ones coming up from the side and nuked the shit out of them. Plus Daylight to negate their shadow blind zone shit. Jaheira MVP that fight
That’s the place where you finally use the runepowder barrel.
The room is set up perfectly for it
bg3 is brainless easy,just like all larian games,you get so many options to deal with anything
haste , stealth/greater invisibility , pushing people off cliffs , juggling toxic corpses in chests,using objects to block enemies,hit and run etc...
They literally had to make Shadowheart more masculine because they thought a feminine character wouldn't appeal to their homosexual target audience. And they were thought about that.
>Play along with the murder tribunal >His ghosts disappear into the next room, Sarevok asks me to follow him >Shoot him in the back of the head >Gangbang him to death while his ghost buddies are locked in the room and can't leave
Dirtiest player in the game, get fricked
>bg3 coomer waifu thread #729384723897492837 >people shit on the game for being a shitty moronic lgbt coomer waifu game >THIS ISNT A WAIFU COOMER GAME STOP LAUGHING
It's amazing how Larian managed to turn a mediocre RPG into the next coming of Jesus simply by doing good marketing and catering to trannies and lonely coomers.
Also:
>Fricking animals is still fricking animals and no amount of coping is going to change that you degenerates >Shadowheart is a bait character from a cuck writer that hates you. He straight up added out of character cuck behavior to a companion at the end of her romance
If you enjoy the game, great. Just stop being a massive loser that ties their entire personality to a fricking game/fictional character, it's pathetic.
>lonely coomers amirite guys >Immediately starts b***hing about a character existing to 'cuck you' as 'bait'
Your vain and transparent attempts to be above it all are embarrassing when you're a fricking dweeb as deep in the mud as the people you're deriding
t. actually above it all
>You can't point out shitty writing about the character that the tread is about
My sincerest apologies, you're right. I'll leave and you can continue being ass blasted because someone likes or dislikes the game. Whichever you prefer. Tho twitter might be more your style.
Sounds lore accurate.
Do you think mages in the Forgotten Realms setting would just teach magic to any random schmuck who showed up at their doorstep?
No, you want to learn Firebolt you better get on your knees and start sucking dick.
No. You ask if she wants to be in a 4-way with some twins (M&F). She thinks incest is disgusting and asks to replace one of the siblings with someone else (but only if that someone else is currently in your party). That’s literally it
Well yea your post is exactly the point I made. This only happens if you betray her, frick a sex worker, then suggest she join in too. So you literally cuck her first then she cucks you.
If you just play the game normally and romance her normally you go off and live on a fricking farm with her as your wife Black person. Play video games instead of seething about them lol
Ok prostitue, prostitute, bawd, hooker. My choice of noun doesn't detract from my nuanced rebuttal of your point, but then again you're samegayging and shitposting so idk why I bother
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he ran away
Bye bye.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>ran away
So I see you still have no argument. I accept your concession, cya next time schizo
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he ran away again
Bye bye.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Doesn't Tali have a crush on Garrusif you don't romance either of them? How do Taligays feel about this?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>if you don't romance either of them?
That's the important part. Shadowheart will want to cuck you no matter what
3 months ago
Anonymous
>pick up shart >do act 1 as normal >reach goblin camp >bench her >kill helsin >burn his corpse >de-bench shart
canonical cucking evaded. shart never saw or met helsin, she can't have any dreams about him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
In her 40's... but she's a Half-Elf. Their lifespan is 180 years.
She agrees to something you asked her to do. You ask her for something then get pissed off that she didn't give you the answer you wanted maybe you shouldn't have asked in the first place like 99% of people that romance her.
yep. Meanwhile she makes MC wait up until Act 3 to makeout on a beach.
Why would sharrans have orgies or sex though...sex results in new life or at least interpersonal attachment, and Shar is the lady of loss, so she has no reason to think of sexuality in positive terms.
They used a loophole and claimed it was "practicing seduction" and it was fine as long as no love/feelings was involved. Yes shartgays simp over someone who spent decades (being a half elf) fricking people with no emotional attached. A literal prostitute
Sharrans are spies and use seduction to gather information, sex is forbidden but Shart really needed that gnome wiener so she used a loophole, she wasn't having sex, she was training her seduction skills with all of the sharrans, probably at the same time
I cannot for the life of me actually play this game.
I thought I had choice paralysis over what kind of character to play as but I think I just don't like the face models or DnD classes.
I am curious about banging Shadoprostitute or Le'femcel
Which female character is the most busted gameplay-wise? I'm thinking of running a bro team with the MC, Astarion and Gale, but not really sure who to pick as the fourth.
he's fine, he's just a bit plain compered to everyone else. his original storyline was better before they changed it imo. gameplaywise warlocks are great, eldtrich blast is fun as frick when levelled up
She's a dumb moody b***h. Total hot topic wearing "I'm le super dark and edgy" moron who doesn't even try to rebel against her programming unless you savescum to pass a DC30 persuasion.
She constantly rebels against her programming, so the Mother Superior keeps brainwashing and punishing her more. And even then she starts slipping as soon as she's away from the group.
She was literally picked by shar as a frick you to Selune
She was always Selunes, but Selune actually does frick all to really help her even after you save the Nightsong.
Lesson is, don't cuck to the divine because they don't give a shit.
I don't think Shadowheart would have been ready to receive direct word or aid from Selune. She was fresh out of a really bad divine break-up and needed some time to herself.
nta but it's not even just Shadowheart. Every outpost you come across is full of dead Selunites who prayed Selune would help but nothing happened. I have no idea if Selune is actually like this in dnd or larian fricked up but both gods seem shit. Shar uses you then throws you away, Selune does nothing yet takes the credit for every good thing that happens to you
3 months ago
Anonymous
All gods in DnD are complete and total buttholes
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Be BG3 >Don't even let you choose a god to follow
Must have spent it on the penis and vulva character customization
3 months ago
Anonymous
you can choose it if you're cleric. Theres also lines for paladin but you have to get mods to enable it
>Act 3 being content-less
you gays who don't play the game need to be more subtle. act 3 isn't contentless, it's packed to the fricking brim with content. its issue is bugs and underwhelming conclusion for some storylines.
yea I don't get this complaint, or maybe people are rushing to orin/gortash. act 3 has the most content of the whole game. i can't speak for bugs since that's a very ymmv issue, but i played before any patches and my act 3 was fine. the only quest that bugged for me was finding all the body parts to that b***hass clown
I think it's some combo of
1) Race to the finish mentality, compounded by launch bugs making people less inclined to explore
2) Lackluster start to the act that stuck with them
3) Main quest doesn't push you towards the other parts of the act like the other main act quests did
4) nogames shitposters/schizos parroting a line
It doesn't have as much as Act one, which has the underdark, sharran temple part and mountain region on tip of the goblin vs refugees arc.
But it has a lot of character story finales that have you trekking all over it and doing some pretty big fights.
>never mention
but it's mentioned literally every thread. and what it means is disseminated to death literally every thread. you're just butthurt that no one actually cares about your outrage bait
What I find truly funny is that to this day we have threads and memes like A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON, but there is fricking nothing to BG3 besides the porn aspect.
lol
Shart
>mixed race
Ooops, sorry for your shill thread
refuted by: It is ok to frick animals
That means it's okay to frick children too, because the taboo is exactly the same - consent.
Anon, it's literally a job on every farm to jerk off cows so you can forcibly stuff their cum into female cows. No one actually cares about animal consent.
Which doesn't make my statement less true
Yes it does, because children are humans. We can reliably empathize with their experiences, and observe how these things impact social outcomes. Not only does child abuse harm the child, but it will also increase their risk of harming those around them when they become adults. Moreover, children have real rights, protected by constitutional law. None of this shit applies to animals cuz we can just shoot them up with suicide juice whenever they become a burden.
How does cumming harm the child?
Abuse harms children at a bare minimum by causing lifelong psychological trauma. That's not where it ends, though.
So what trauma is caused if child cums and likes it?
Don't tell me you never wanted to frick a hot 24yo math teacher lady when you were 14.
Why are arguing with a kiddy diddler?
Killing time before bed. You're right, though, pedophile brains are wrapped up into such convoluted copium pretzels that it's rarely worth trying to reason with them.
Animal cruelty laws serve very little pragmatic purpose and are inconsistent with how the same societies treat food and work animals with impunity.
Child abuse laws serve a very real purpose, with a direct throughput to benefiting all people. We all have to go through childhood. We all have to share a society with other people who have gone through childhood. This shouldn't be that complicated to understand.
Stop fricking your dog, anon.
I don't frick dogs, but you might as well start telling farmers to stop fisting their cows if that's your position.
Usually those farmers get inspections and if they are found to be doing that they go to jail.
>he doesn't know
Domestic cows are forcefully impregnated through artificial insemination. You literally take a handful of bull semen and shove it into them. This is standard and normal practice.
That is not a literal fisting or fricking the animal by the farmer himself, anon.
>That is not a literal fisting
It is, obviously, but that's not even relevant. You're still shoving your arm up a cow's vegana without its consent.
Anon, you still go to jail if you frick a horse or a dog.
Animal cruelty laws exist.
it's illegal to frick animals, but this isn't a bear it's a wild shaped druid. same with the child. it's a shapechanged druid
>but muh polymorph
you can only polymorph a target (in this case yourself) into a beast. this was not actually polymorph it was shape changing, which keeps the druids mental faculties intact.
>it's illegal to frick animals,
Not in the forgotten realms It seems. The amount of half animal monsters is staggering.
we give literally zero fricks about 'consent' with animals, they dont consent to captivity, slaughter, testing, artificial impregnation, anything
zoo shit is taboo because its degenerate behavior, consent is just what people tell themselves it is because they need a 'rational' reason to justify it rather than something that is ultimately puritanical
Anon, it's taboo because of consent, not because you find it disgusting.
Most people in the world find gays disgusting and yet it's not a taboo.
Kek this is basically everyone complaining about gay shit in BG3
that was a great thread
These are the people telling you to play a male
1 is a sexual preference.
2 is a societal assessment.
1 is bestiality.
2 is pedophilia.
Neither sexual preference in itself is a crime.
And neither sexual act is a crime in this case, cause druid.
Child is not a valid wild form.
Halflings and magical appearance editing spells already exist.
No one said wild form moron.
Druids have access to shapeshift magic
if the guy turning into a child can still consent then there's nothing wrong
There are more genuine concerns and red flags involved with age play than there are with furry shit. It's fair that the devs didn't want to enable that with their product.
>but enabling zoophilia is a-o-kay!
There tend to be better arguments for that than enabling pedophilia, yeah. Simple stuff.
>this gay keeps squealing for attention, even resorting to blatantly talking to himself when he's being ignored, for 10 hours, and still can't manage to derail the thread
lol
She looks so much better with this hair than
Hair
objectively wrong
S H A R T
i killed that dumb b***h when she tried to kill the nightsong.
bitch, i am the fricking party leader. follow your fricking orders or die.
and i was staggered when literally nobody in the party comments on the fact that i just fricking murderfricked a companion who has been travelling with us for two whole acts.
baldur's gate has choices, but not consequences. it's easy to put choices in your game but hard to make them matter. seriously just reload a conversation and be in awe of how many lines are reused regardless of what option you pick.
It has consequences in Act 1, Act 2 is as linear as kill le bad guys or kill le good guys same goes for Act 3
Act 3 is the least linear act tho. None of them really are however, but 3 the least by far
Really? I killed Gortash during his coronation ceremony and the game played out weirdly after that so I have a distaste for Act 3. Most comments I see all say that Act 3 is the weakest Act too.
>Really? I killed Gortash during his coronation ceremony and the game played out weirdly after that
as it should. you did something stupid.
>Nuke the obviously evil tyrant during his ceremony by throwing his gay dragonborn loving ass into his own canisters and robots
>Leave a wake of destruction on the Fortress
>DM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM LATER FRICK YOU TGE FOUNDRY AND THE IRON THRONE QUESTS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPLETE NOW FRICK YOUUUUUUU NO I DIDNT WARN THAT IT WOULDNT HAPPEN homosexual SHUT UP
Railroading c**t moment. Same with orin being invincible for no reason during Riverton while literally sarevok anchoves is fricking THERE waiting for her to frick up and clean the temple of morons. Act 3 is weak.
Same gay shit in divinity. It boggles my mind people unironically call these games good rpgs. None of the dialogue choices mayter and almost none of the story choices matter either. I don't get why they give you several options related to origin or race or class when they change nothing at all.
It's just shows how sad the state of modern RPG's is. I like BG3 and think that it's a solid 7.5/10 but I agree that it has some glaring flaws, mainly with the writing as many have mentioned. Larian has always been way too afraid of giving companions proper reactions, especially the ones that make them seriously question, abandon or even attack the player or other companions.
BG2 has lots of these and some of them have the potency to end very violently, regardless of your charisma. BG3 should have these too, especially when we have such a snowflake and power rangerish team where everyone has a big gimmick.
factual lies that can be debunked by playing 20 minutes lol
I didn't order her to do anything. I told her to follow her heart and she spared Aylin all on her own. Seems there are consequences for playing as a big stinky meanie, at least.
Doesn't she cuck the MC?
Only if you try to cuck her first
>willing choose the option to get cucked
>gets cucked
>waaah waaah why is this happening to me she cucks the MC!!!
homosexual
There was no option to cuck yourself in Dragon Age, the gayming industry has fallen.
nah you see she just WANTS to cuck you and tells you how hot she is for halsin and flirts with him a lot, but she doesn't actually frick him unless you say it's ok so that's totally different :^)
Ugly ass manface models
Mindbroken by trannime japslop
This game made me realize I never want to play DnD.
>Dude your class only comes online after lvl 6+ and you obtain ACT2(but mostly 3)gear and multiclass
entire game is faceroll easy for any class
you n ever need to use potions, or consumables, or anything remotely tactical to progress,
You'll have to explain that, because from what I played the game requires constantly long rests to get spells back and advantage on everything
>you n ever need to use potions, or consumables, or anything remotely tactical to progress,
Maybe if you played on story mode
Same. Not only is the pace 10x slower (even with a competent DM) but your gear is never gonna be impressive. Even legendary artifacts in 5e pale in comparison to rare equipment in BG3 and DMs are too scared to homebrew fun equipment because they don’t want to make something that’s too busted.
BG3 is a example of everything wrong with modern D&D. Babies the players and super weird and horny.
I love my wife Shadowheart!
But I do not love the heavily modified/airbrushed face and change in eye color in the OP's pic.
shadowtart
shadowharlot
elf prostitute
She's almost perfect.
Why are her breasts so fricking small?
surley a mod has fixed this
they're pretty decent for a girl as skinny as she is
premium mediums
>quarterback shoulders
why
to support the milk boulders
i don't care that she has 100+ body count, she was kidnapped and raised in a sex cult, she's a victim.
i do care that she gets mad if you don't let her frick halsin, and that she's down for the gangbang at all when none of the other companions actually want to (gale sends a shadow clone and astarion's decision is a whole can of worms), and she's the only girl that does.
>looks, talks and act like this Karen at work
Why does Ganker find this shit attractive?
>finding realistic woman unattractive
sorry chud not everyone fricks their body pillow like you do
reading this post, i finally feel like i'm not schizophrenic, i've been saying this forever
there are millions of shadowhearts across the globe - you can find them in HR departments everywhere. i think she is better looking than the majority of them, but personality-wise she has the most generic "modern woman" personality you could come up with.
if she was real, she'd be making moronic facebook posts about how wine is her best friend.
this says more about you sorry gays than it does about women, go outside
I heart shadowlove!
all the deep cut dresses in this game drive me absolutely crazy
I love her more than anything.
The more I try to hate her, the cuter she gets. And people say the Emperor is manipulative
The power of the trickery domain cleric
She won the epilogue so hard it’s not even funny
I say this but really everyone did
Agreed, her epilogue is almost perfect. It just needed her saying "I love you" and then it would have been perfect.
Retiring to a cottage with the vast fortunes you've gathered on your adventure and taking her for nightly 'swimming lessons' is the best ending and is the cannon ending as far as I am concerned.
Minthara is better. More attractive, better lines/banter, better damage output + unique ability.
I would put Laezel over shart but both are better than Karlach.
manthara has an awful voice and looks like tom holland.
I’d fricking kill you if you said that to my face.
>and looks like tom holland.
kek. I'll never be able to unsee this now.
Based. Minthara is the best. Just the right amount of hag, hot, overall better character, not a moronic where like shart.
Minthara doesn't actually like you genuinely. She sees you as an extension of her power and not as your own person. Basically a cherished toy to brag about rather than someone they love as a person.
I disagree.
During her romance you can tadpole meld into each other’s minds and your character feels the genuine respect, care, and love Minthara has for your pc.
And the romance questionnaire at the circus confirms that she basically idolizes you but in a non clingy way.
She’s really well written and deep, unlike sex slave halsin.
t. jaluk
>More attractive
not physically for sure, she is extremely ugly and her voice is grating.
Shadow Toot on a Priest of Selûne.
When will BG3 be featured in a major steam sale or something?
I want to play it and wife this qt
Buy ana ad.
Shadowchud
Thank you for appreciating my wife.
imagine she real
CHUDowheart.
>Took me near 4 hours to beat the final fight with the Shar worshippers
I accept I'm pretty bad at these games, but seriously frick that fight. I resorted to cowering behind two flame walls and a blade barrier.
Shar is for gays.
That is probably the hardest fight in the game. Was for me anyway.
I was THIS close to just saying frick it, and letting them have her.
For me it was Cazador. Those fricking ghasts, man. Get paralysed(even though elves should be immune to it) and you will be critted to death by the bats. Get poisoned and you might as well lose your turn. I now always precast Heroe’s feast after every long rest
>Cazador
You Can literally just throw him out of the platform and win instantly.
Can confirm that's untrue. Tried that myself and he just got right back onto the platform.
Well, perhaps they patched it then. When i played at release i did exactly that with 3 eldritch blasts.
Cazador is easy, just start the fight before you go on the platform and he won't grab Astarion and start the ritual, and all his goons, plus himself, will come down to fight you.
Just have daylight. Unless things were changed vampires burn out.
That fight was ridiculous. I wound up beating it by running back up the stairs and covering the ground with spikey growth and a bunch of oil. Created a choke point that blocked up the bulk of them while I fricked up the ones coming up from the side and nuked the shit out of them. Plus Daylight to negate their shadow blind zone shit. Jaheira MVP that fight
>Wall of fire Spike growth evard Blade barrier the stairs
>Run back and close the door
>See xp dinging up
The chokepoint cheese in these game's is unreal
yeah once I realized enemies will aggro hard no matter the consequences it becomes pretty easy. Doors are your best friend. Interesting in seeing what honor mode is like after.
That’s the place where you finally use the runepowder barrel.
The room is set up perfectly for it
bg3 is brainless easy,just like all larian games,you get so many options to deal with anything
haste , stealth/greater invisibility , pushing people off cliffs , juggling toxic corpses in chests,using objects to block enemies,hit and run etc...
have a nice day
shadowpubes
Kill all women.
Me on the right
Black person
you in the center between the two Black folk
I should replay the game now that I have a 7800X3D and act 3 won't rape my CPU as much.
Sharterheart
I see you fixed her hair color. Well done, anon.
They literally had to make Shadowheart more masculine because they thought a feminine character wouldn't appeal to their homosexual target audience. And they were thought about that.
>Play along with the murder tribunal
>His ghosts disappear into the next room, Sarevok asks me to follow him
>Shoot him in the back of the head
>Gangbang him to death while his ghost buddies are locked in the room and can't leave
Dirtiest player in the game, get fricked
>bg3 coomer waifu thread #729384723897492837
>people shit on the game for being a shitty moronic lgbt coomer waifu game
>THIS ISNT A WAIFU COOMER GAME STOP LAUGHING
>seething intencifies
It's amazing how Larian managed to turn a mediocre RPG into the next coming of Jesus simply by doing good marketing and catering to trannies and lonely coomers.
Also:
>Fricking animals is still fricking animals and no amount of coping is going to change that you degenerates
>Shadowheart is a bait character from a cuck writer that hates you. He straight up added out of character cuck behavior to a companion at the end of her romance
If you enjoy the game, great. Just stop being a massive loser that ties their entire personality to a fricking game/fictional character, it's pathetic.
>lonely coomers amirite guys
>Immediately starts b***hing about a character existing to 'cuck you' as 'bait'
Your vain and transparent attempts to be above it all are embarrassing when you're a fricking dweeb as deep in the mud as the people you're deriding
t. actually above it all
>You can't point out shitty writing about the character that the tread is about
My sincerest apologies, you're right. I'll leave and you can continue being ass blasted because someone likes or dislikes the game. Whichever you prefer. Tho twitter might be more your style.
>Look, daddy's home!
The waifus and gay shit are the only thing anyone talks about in this game here or youtube
>pssst, hey kid, wanna do some "magic"
Never falling for this one again
My favorite male character so far.
Sounds lore accurate.
Do you think mages in the Forgotten Realms setting would just teach magic to any random schmuck who showed up at their doorstep?
No, you want to learn Firebolt you better get on your knees and start sucking dick.
While you were studying the blade, I was practicing the Karmelf Succubustra while also scribing scrolls.
Multitasking is essential to wizardry.
Why do people like this disgusting prostitute? Doesn't she literally fantasize about cucking you?
Does she actually cuck you?
No. You ask if she wants to be in a 4-way with some twins (M&F). She thinks incest is disgusting and asks to replace one of the siblings with someone else (but only if that someone else is currently in your party). That’s literally it
She is literally a based tradwife, tourists just don't play games and seethe about dumb shit they see in screenshot compilations
>She is literally a based tradwife
Well yea your post is exactly the point I made. This only happens if you betray her, frick a sex worker, then suggest she join in too. So you literally cuck her first then she cucks you.
If you just play the game normally and romance her normally you go off and live on a fricking farm with her as your wife Black person. Play video games instead of seething about them lol
homie said sex worker
Ok prostitue, prostitute, bawd, hooker. My choice of noun doesn't detract from my nuanced rebuttal of your point, but then again you're samegayging and shitposting so idk why I bother
>he ran away
Bye bye.
>ran away
So I see you still have no argument. I accept your concession, cya next time schizo
>he ran away again
Bye bye.
Doesn't Tali have a crush on Garrusif you don't romance either of them? How do Taligays feel about this?
>if you don't romance either of them?
That's the important part. Shadowheart will want to cuck you no matter what
>pick up shart
>do act 1 as normal
>reach goblin camp
>bench her
>kill helsin
>burn his corpse
>de-bench shart
canonical cucking evaded. shart never saw or met helsin, she can't have any dreams about him.
In her 40's... but she's a Half-Elf. Their lifespan is 180 years.
Anyone has that "looking to get baned" meme?
Based tradwives don't participate in orgies you moron
She agrees to something you asked her to do. You ask her for something then get pissed off that she didn't give you the answer you wanted maybe you shouldn't have asked in the first place like 99% of people that romance her.
So it seems, so it seems.
shadowfeet
She a hoe and a animal fricker
Shadowcute!
Forget the elf bawd that fricks bears, get yourself a frog wife.
>That kiss where you touch foreheads
I love my cute frog wife!
based and frogpilled
Frog woman is the Chad choice
>BG3 threads are nothing but waifuwars and cuckshit
Do lariandrones ever talk about the gameplay?
>all the cucks ITT
>installed the no romance limit mod
>karlach romance never triggered, which is apparently a common bug in general
Shame
Is it true that it's canonical to her backstory that she participated in degenerate sharran orgies?
Yes
Why would sharrans have orgies or sex though...sex results in new life or at least interpersonal attachment, and Shar is the lady of loss, so she has no reason to think of sexuality in positive terms.
They used a loophole and claimed it was "practicing seduction" and it was fine as long as no love/feelings was involved. Yes shartgays simp over someone who spent decades (being a half elf) fricking people with no emotional attached. A literal prostitute
Sharrans are spies and use seduction to gather information, sex is forbidden but Shart really needed that gnome wiener so she used a loophole, she wasn't having sex, she was training her seduction skills with all of the sharrans, probably at the same time
So Shart is literally the type to please old men for money?
ye
yep. Meanwhile she makes MC wait up until Act 3 to makeout on a beach.
>masculine jawline
Yuck.
BG3 would have been far more successful if it used an anime artstyle like pic related.
her original face in the beta was more feminine, but they patched it for some reason to make her face more masculine
>Forgotten Realms game but anime
Just play Lodoss War, mang.
btfo by queefa and aeris
She is the love of my life
She's everyone's wife
I cannot for the life of me actually play this game.
I thought I had choice paralysis over what kind of character to play as but I think I just don't like the face models or DnD classes.
I am curious about banging Shadoprostitute or Le'femcel
>Choice Paralysis
Skill Issue
>choice paralysis
>in a game with infinite respecs
lol
Which female character is the most busted gameplay-wise? I'm thinking of running a bro team with the MC, Astarion and Gale, but not really sure who to pick as the fourth.
throw-specced Karlach is pretty nuts. Shadowcute is really useful too as a cleric (and as a healer)
Maybe I should just add Wyll and lean into the boyband aesthetic. Aside from being the token Black he seems like an okay character.
he's fine, he's just a bit plain compered to everyone else. his original storyline was better before they changed it imo. gameplaywise warlocks are great, eldtrich blast is fun as frick when levelled up
There's a mod that changes Wyll to a delicious brown girl.
Someone post the fat Shadowheart from the weight gain mod site please.
oh she definitely got Bond burgerd
made for shotas
I love Shadowaifu
This game is almost a year old and there is still zero good giantess art of shadowheart
b***h just Cast Enlarge on Shadowheart and do a ScreenCap
God dammit, why didn't i think of that?
>make my tav a gnome
>cast enlarge on Shadowheart
>let the memes flow
>6½ months
>Almost a year old
impregnate marcille.
Only I and Karlach with her huge futa wiener are allowed to frick Shadowheart.
She's a dumb moody b***h. Total hot topic wearing "I'm le super dark and edgy" moron who doesn't even try to rebel against her programming unless you savescum to pass a DC30 persuasion.
She constantly rebels against her programming, so the Mother Superior keeps brainwashing and punishing her more. And even then she starts slipping as soon as she's away from the group.
She was literally picked by shar as a frick you to Selune
And then Selune picks her as a frick you to shar. Schizo b***hes.
She was always Selunes, but Selune actually does frick all to really help her even after you save the Nightsong.
Lesson is, don't cuck to the divine because they don't give a shit.
>don't cuck to the divine because they don't give a shit.
>mfw ketheric thorm
I don't think Shadowheart would have been ready to receive direct word or aid from Selune. She was fresh out of a really bad divine break-up and needed some time to herself.
nta but it's not even just Shadowheart. Every outpost you come across is full of dead Selunites who prayed Selune would help but nothing happened. I have no idea if Selune is actually like this in dnd or larian fricked up but both gods seem shit. Shar uses you then throws you away, Selune does nothing yet takes the credit for every good thing that happens to you
All gods in DnD are complete and total buttholes
>Be BG3
>Don't even let you choose a god to follow
Must have spent it on the penis and vulva character customization
you can choose it if you're cleric. Theres also lines for paladin but you have to get mods to enable it
1 class nobody wants to play as main
By not all of them do you mean only 1?
? yes it does, although not all of them
>DC30 persuasion
That's only if you pick the moron dialogue option
There's an DC18 and if you pick the right one I don't even think there's a throw
that's why OP is still a virgin
Have they fixed Act 2 being boring and Act 3 being content-less yet?
Act 2 boring as frick minus the Shar temple and the boss fight
Act 3 always had plenty of content, the problem was that the start of it prior to the bridge was barren relative to its size.
no but they added new kiss animations to please female fans on twitter
I like the new kiss animations
Make me feel closer to my frog wife
>Act 3 being content-less
you gays who don't play the game need to be more subtle. act 3 isn't contentless, it's packed to the fricking brim with content. its issue is bugs and underwhelming conclusion for some storylines.
yea I don't get this complaint, or maybe people are rushing to orin/gortash. act 3 has the most content of the whole game. i can't speak for bugs since that's a very ymmv issue, but i played before any patches and my act 3 was fine. the only quest that bugged for me was finding all the body parts to that b***hass clown
I think it's some combo of
1) Race to the finish mentality, compounded by launch bugs making people less inclined to explore
2) Lackluster start to the act that stuck with them
3) Main quest doesn't push you towards the other parts of the act like the other main act quests did
4) nogames shitposters/schizos parroting a line
It doesn't have as much as Act one, which has the underdark, sharran temple part and mountain region on tip of the goblin vs refugees arc.
But it has a lot of character story finales that have you trekking all over it and doing some pretty big fights.
I love my shadowife
tbh I wish Minsc was a secret companion you could get in Act 1 like they originally planned. As it is you get him way too late in the game.
How many times you you make sex with the frog woman?
Pretty sure I haven't fricked her since act 1
Shitty cuck fetishist's version of Morrigan from DA. No I'm not just using buzzwords, her writer is a literal cuck.
Also, never mention that Tencent bought 30% of Larian.
It is nothing, it means nothing, and no one should talk about it.
>never mention
but it's mentioned literally every thread. and what it means is disseminated to death literally every thread. you're just butthurt that no one actually cares about your outrage bait
stop talking about it chud, why do you care?
i care because i know it makes you seethe
what a passive aggressive little b***h you are
What I find truly funny is that to this day we have threads and memes like A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON, but there is fricking nothing to BG3 besides the porn aspect.
lol
Because romance and coomer shit is all the game has going for it. None of the quests, decisions, etc are actually memorable.
When does this change happen? She's so cute with this but looks awful with the original style.