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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure love being on Ganker.org. It's like being on Twitter but not actually having to go to Twitter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, I don't know how Twitter works. I have an account just because it's required to view things. But, like, yesterday someone said something about checking a timeline (history of posts or something I guess) and I had no idea what the frick they were talking about. I'd rather just see a screenshot than have to deal with that shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know how you like eating dick
        twitter is like eating dick on the internet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I sure love being on Ganker.org. It's like being on Twitter but not actually having to go to Twitter.
      Twitter allows porn, Ganker does not, so it's safer to browser from here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like being on Twitter but not actually having to go to Twitter.
      I unironically love this. Twitter seems like such a chore to navigate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is twitter?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually called X now

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i supposed to know who that verified fat ass with glasses is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone who actually has the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to the leaker who also has the game? (and receipts)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so does the person who proved that the game is not open world
        and that person actually has images from the game to back up his arguments
        while you are just crying
        >B-B-B-BUH IT'S NOT TRUE JUST BELIEVE ME!!!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and the Asian dude got the game a lot later. It’s not like the chink is being malicious on purpose but he many have misunderstood something. It’s not the first time either because at first he said you could only land at a few points of interest on the planet then later corrected himself that you could land anywhere on a planet. This twitter dude may be bullshitting, the Asian guy may be wrong, we don’t know

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are so many articles
    >X is Y, and that's a good thing
    >A is B, but it's not a bad thing

    Aren't articles supposed to provide unbiased information for the reader to draw their own conclusions instead of just saying it in the article title?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine seeing gaming journalism in 2007 +16 and thinking you can take any of it at face value

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you expect a review to be unbiased? Review articles are inherently opinion pieces.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called 'damage control'.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because modern gayming journalists are a bunch of subhumans who are doing it for (You), so bait articles not to starve to death

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine your entire career revolving around baiting people for clicks with your moronic, worthless wankery that is completely useless for the society, so you can get paid with ad money.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is designed to emotionally manipulate the reader and create a bias in them before they even read the article.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Journos see themselves as having the holy duty of pushing their (correct) opinions onto everyone via the articles they write, because humanity would be better if everyone had the same opinion as them. Every single news article out there is opinionated because informing is secondary to "educating" people, doubly so in the gaming industry where journos are a joke even by journo standards.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UHHH ACTUALLY

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Technically you can explore the entire planet, you just need to take of and land every 30 minutes.
    This is the first revelation I've been disappointed by.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It generates separate worlds each time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It loads in a grid of cells around your ship. There is no true planet or world. It's an instance of cells just like any other Bethesda game. Moving your ship just moves the grid and the cells it spawns around it will have next to nothing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but what I'm saying is that you won't be able to see other "landing zones" from another "world". These are going to be like separate Minecraft worlds with boundaries and only one biome.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like real life

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's not accurate
    >Why?
    >H-huh i-it just is... Okay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a guy who got a copy of the game for a review, so he know stuff.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's also a massive Xbox shill so he can't be trusted unless he post proofs.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what?
    I'm sick of speculating about blurry leaks from chinks and Black folk.
    I'm just gonna wait until the game comes out in 5 days and see for myself what is and isn't true.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just buy the game cant say anything because of NDA 🙂
    This is the most embarrassing shill post ever, he is already breaking the NDA by throwing missinfo around

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually you only have to jog for about 5 minutes before hitting the wall, not 40

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entirely
    So it's mostly accurate?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprise that xbox journo is doing some damage control

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not entirely accurate
    >The truth is that you can actually walk for 43 minutes

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