She fricked all of Bravo team, didn't she?

She fricked all of Bravo team, didn't she?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a picture of your father

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but my dad doesn't even know Bravo team?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would do the same if you were a cute girl.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, she fricked Wesker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I like Rebecca now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kind of surprised Wesker's even into women.

      Maybe Rebecca got the boyish haircut to appeal to him?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Rebecca knows where Billy ended up and needs to go help him before he's done for. And yes, it is Billy. It is always Billy, even in NewGame+ Wesker mode. She calls Billy "Billy" even when Billy is wearing the Wesker skin and doing his moves.
      2. Her talk about the helicopter didn't make any sense and contradicted the real reason it went down so they didn't even include it in the remake of the game. REmake improved every aspect of the original, including the dialogue.
      3. Rebecca doesn't know how to play the piano. In Zero, Billy has to play the song to open the secret door. In the absence of Billy in the Spencer mansion she literally learns from scratch to play from music sheets because she's a child prodigy with multiple prestigeous degrees earned before turning 18.
      4. She has just graduated with a medicine degree from university. Of course she knows what the biggest pharmaceutical giant is.
      5. She literally just finished treating Richard for a yawn bite and knew based on his survival that that it would probably help Chris as well.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, she fricked Wesker

        6. The only reason she had to supposedly watch him from off-screen is that there is no friendly AI in REmake for combat outside boss fights, and all the garden area rooms are full of enemies. If the game had friendly AI interaction she would have met Chris in the garden instead.
        7. Literally lies. Wesker kills Enrico right in front of Chris no matter what happens in the mansion.
        8. Since people are insisting that Zero's NewGame+ alternative outfits are canon in order to create the Wesker + Evil Becca fanfiction, so are REmakes alternate outfits. Wesker shoots her even when he doesn't know that she's bulletproof, because her cowgirl outfit shows no indication of being bulletproof.
        9. Wesker was gathering field data on T-virus BOWs. Letting the tyrant be loose would have just been more money in his bank.
        10. In RE2 it's been a long time since Wesker was revealed to be a traitor. STARS have been investigating everything he's been involved with all that time. Rebecca's recruitment files are among all the other trash on his desk. She had just started on the team before the Spencer Mansion incident. Wesker didn't clean up before the operation, and obviously hasn't been back since because he's "dead".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        6. The only reason she had to supposedly watch him from off-screen is that there is no friendly AI in REmake for combat outside boss fights, and all the garden area rooms are full of enemies. If the game had friendly AI interaction she would have met Chris in the garden instead.
        7. Literally lies. Wesker kills Enrico right in front of Chris no matter what happens in the mansion.
        8. Since people are insisting that Zero's NewGame+ alternative outfits are canon in order to create the Wesker + Evil Becca fanfiction, so are REmakes alternate outfits. Wesker shoots her even when he doesn't know that she's bulletproof, because her cowgirl outfit shows no indication of being bulletproof.
        9. Wesker was gathering field data on T-virus BOWs. Letting the tyrant be loose would have just been more money in his bank.
        10. In RE2 it's been a long time since Wesker was revealed to be a traitor. STARS have been investigating everything he's been involved with all that time. Rebecca's recruitment files are among all the other trash on his desk. She had just started on the team before the Spencer Mansion incident. Wesker didn't clean up before the operation, and obviously hasn't been back since because he's "dead".

        Sounds like something Rebecca would post
        You're cute Rebecca, but we know who you sleep with

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we know who you sleep with

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            which one did she like fricking the most?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Richard, obviously. He had the softest, most boyish penis.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll have you know that I graduated from university before the age of 18 and all of those responses to each individual point of supposed suspicion are irrefutable. Frick off, Chris. You can fantasize being cucked away from Wesker's embrace some other way.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fantasize being cucked away from Wesker's embrace
            Chris isn't gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chris isn't gay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                RE panders to ALL coomers
                and that's a GOOD thing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you cant convince me this man is straight

                That's for the ladies you dumb asses

                >Chris isn't gay

                That's an edit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its for girls ha-ha

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chris isn't gay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no way, gay!
                >no, way gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you cant convince me this man is straight

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chris is straight. No one could be this badass while being gay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hetero cope
                lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your cope is believing men can't be masculine without being gay.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh tell me that him and Piers never fricked

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Straight? Gay? Lgbt? The only thing Chris is Anti BOW.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i graduated
            did you learn anything there though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a way to watch her slowly eaten by zombies or other assorted monsters? As graphically as possible. Asking for a friend haha.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gurochan or pixiv

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, my friend doesn't want that disgusting fan-shit that always goes too over the top. I mean which games is she actually playable in so I can tell my friend?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        youtube should have some vore vids. The frog type hunters are probably perfect for that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So.. rebecca is jake mom?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine her being pregnant during RE1 and that’s why she was secretly helping Wesker.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Highly plausible.

      This pretty much lines up with my own headcanon.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Wesker is on Alpha team.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kinda want to replay resident evil 0
    >don't want to replay it because it's resident evil 0

    Everyone in this thread knows what I mean.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You like Rebecca because she's cute but RE0 is a shit game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        RE0 is a better game than RE3. It's especially a better Resident Evil than RE3.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          RE3 has a dodge mechanics and Nemesis. No way.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just mentioned two of the things that make it not just a bad game but bad Resident Evil. The dodge mechanic is a contextual key press that makes you dodge when trying to attack and attack when trying to dodge, so it's inexcusably bad game design. Nemesis is an enemy that isn't just designed around that dysfunctional dodge mechanic in gameplay, but literally destroys one of the core pillars of the series horror factor, by not just using a gun, but a rocket launcher. RE1 starts with the STARS members shooting living things multiple times without it killing them, to establish how dangerous a BOW is. Then there's a revelation of a super powerful BOW that is impervious to guns entirely, and the only thing that can kill it is an anti-tank weapon. RE3 throws all of that out of the window, forgets what franchise it's supposed to be a part of, and makes Jill, a normal human woman capable of being shot multiple times with a rocket launcher. Anyone who defends RE3 has no idea what Resident Evil is, and it's no wonder they ended up liking RE4 as well. They never liked the franchise for what it was supposed to be, only for what it ended up being changed into.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Carlos also has better gameplay than Billy due to his arsenal. Mmm...yes also choices of the paths.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong again. Carlos has worse gameplay. It's an incredibly short and limited section, where you never have to be concerned about your resources whatsoever. That's the worst thing you could possibly design in Resident Evil gameplay. Total ignorance of one of the main aspects of its gameplay design.
                Also, choosing paths is redundant because it barely has an effect on the gameplay. Item locations have randomized and unbalanced chance of spawning specific items, so you're not even consciously picking options rationally, it's random what the effect of you choosing a path will be. Any survival horror game that tries to balance itself around a thoughtless resource randomization system, inevitably ends up being balanced too much into the easy end of the spectrum.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's an incredibly short and limited section
                Indeed, that's why I like it. Classics Re games wasn't made for co-op.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The dodge mechanic is a contextual key press that makes you dodge when trying to attack and attack when trying to dodge
              Is that really a problem? I'd think if I got a dodge by accident I'd consider it pretty fortunate. And if you mistime your dodge, that's on you, and getting a missed shot doesn't make it significantly worse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                All contextual controls where two completely unrelated actions are bound to the same key are unacceptable game design when those actions destructively conflict in the standard gameplay. But what actually makes it truly inexcusable is the fact that the game does not even use all the buttons of a PS1 controller. The old controller, without analog sticks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would the N64 version been any better?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course not. It's a technological miracle that something like RE2 was ever ported to N64. Trying to actually make a game with pre-rendered backgrounds exclusively for a platform with the worst cartridge capacity would have been tech suicide.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why did they even make a prototype? It's not like it was a new console they were unfamiliar with. They knew what they were dealing with

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Had Capcom already made that big Nintendo deal by that point? The one that was supposed to permanently lock the series onto Nintendo consoles? If so, maybe it was moronic executive meddling.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, Zero was in production long before that. It started right after 2 released and they polished that turd for almost 5 years.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then maybe it was actually shaping up to be short, shitty and with barely any content because of how much RE2 already had to compromise on the platform, and they decided to go for the next platform so the game wouldn't be empty. It's not like they would have toned down the production values to make the game fit. The only reason the series ever got pre-rendered backgrounds and tank controls was to increase production values.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        RE0 doesn’t even work with REmake since the Rebecca in that is totally different from the one in the former. Way less competent. Might as well just ignore it completely.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh! Ohhh no! I forgot to tell Chris about the huge facility hidden under the city with UMBRELLA LABORATORY painted outside!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh! Ohhh no!
            It's funny how a line as simple as this one is engraved into my brain and played the moment I read it. RE really is one of the most memorable games ever made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you put into observance her picture in basketball uniform then yes she fricked everyone to get that job. Unlike Jill Valentine which got her job by serving in Delta force.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe Jill fricked her way into Delta Force?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah her father was a robber, so she got into army to get a good reputation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s why she’s so good at lock picking. Because her criminal dad taught her how to do it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah also he told her how to play piano.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jill's biography clearly shows that she is a superhuman. Like literally.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jill's biography shows that she is supercute!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My wife!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >My wife!
              I think your wife likes some chocolate

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >RE5 Jill
                Not canon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Die homosexual

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those nails

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're pretty normal?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but while I'm just not a fan of long nails in general, those are not only long but also nasty

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero was such a cashgrab that its existence is one giant contradiction. Just the train alone is one massive, truck sized plot hole.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just the train alone is one massive, truck sized plot hole.
      it is?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So sexy

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish I was in the RE universe even though horrible mutant apocalypses happen every other month just for the nonzero chance of having rebecca's feet on my face

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you mean fricked as in fricked them over and got them all killed, then yes.
    But she also had sex with them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you mean fricked as in fricked them over and got them all killed, then yes.
      how did she do that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        By being a woman.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The way she handled Dredd, I think they’ve both fricked off camera before tbh, not seen the Joe Budden podcast but apparently she said on there she’s been with more Black men than white in her personal life (the way she effortlessly opened up for Dredd would lead me to believe that’s true)

    Just in the way she talks you can tell she’s into Black men, and with a name like “white girl politicking” I think that’s always been a nod to her sleeping with BM off camera.

    I personally don’t think it’s anything to do with agents, losing white fans or her parents (often the narratives put out). She was married to Mr Pete, he grew up with a Black family, has a mixed child and is very much within the Black community - my money would be on him forbidding her from doing it so he wouldn’t be see as that kinda “white boy”. Enough time has passed now though, and nobody was listening to her podcast so when you mix all that in along with the influx of many OF and mainstream creators going towards interracial, it was the perfect storm!

    Hopefully this leads to ALOT more interracial scenes, but I have a feeling she’s gonna do one more scene with Dredd then bow out. She has a vibe of self importance, so I cant see her “stooping below” Dredd.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        was the whole plot of the movie built around some guy just wanting to see Becky in a wedding dress?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he had a hand fetish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that the entirety of RE6, with outbreaks in multiple countries, was a direct result of some guy obsessing over Ada so hard he devoted viral research to making a clone of her.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would gladly plunge the world into a zombieinvested hellhole if that means I get an Ada clone wife.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn’t even a clone. He just used the virus to transform his wife into Ada.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't blame Simmons i would have done the same thing

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know, Leon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no apparently she was just the only girl they could get permission from capcom to use

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She magically looked like his dead wife so he figured he could just throw a ring on Rebecca's finger and they'd be married. Easily the most batshit insane RE villain.

          Reminder that the entirety of RE6, with outbreaks in multiple countries, was a direct result of some guy obsessing over Ada so hard he devoted viral research to making a clone of her.

          Simmons was just Dark Universe Leon, where he let his yellow fever drive him insane.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebecca is best girl merely because her death scene when getting eaten by lurkers is hot as hell
    Shoutout to the gammas and shark in outbreak, hot as hell in that game too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where did she go?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Honestly sometimes its easy to forget that trannies aren’t the only mega degenerates out there.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You saved her, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what happens if you don't go out of your way to get this trophy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It says there that you save her from a Hunter, anon. What do you think happens when you don’t save her from a Hunter?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you get a trophy for letting her die too?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, although it's for having Chris be the only survivor which means you need to let Jill die as well.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get Wesker's best line about escorting men in RE1 if you let her die. That's a reward in itself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She turns herself into a Hunter. Funniest shit I ever saw.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no haha i hope theres not art of her like that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I wanted the good ending.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually go for the best endings first try, so yes.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The train should have made stops at cool locations like a tiny mountain village already fricked by the virus or an old summer camp or something. Anything but another mansion with another lab under it, a second lab under that one, and an elevator that goes sideways to Birkin's lab. Replace Rebecca with some other character while you're at it too so it can exist alongside RE1 without making a giant mess of things.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Rebecca and Billy try to escape the train, but at each stop things are even worse than being on the train. The train will stop at each station automatically no matter what. Each station also acts as a security checkpoint, requiring a unique key to get the train moving again. So at each stop you're solving puzzles hoping to get the train moving again, hoping that the next stop will be safe.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a pretty funny video because it sounds like the director and producer weren't even very enthusiastic about the character designs.

    [Embed]
    I like when they're talking about a very professional illustration of Rebecca's beta outfit and then the tone abruptly changes when it cuts to this abomination.
    >"This is a very...unique version of Rebecca."
    >"Yeah blame it on the freelance illustrator we hired rmao"

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does inside of a woman feels like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So amazing that dudes ruin their lives over it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inside of your cheek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should I blow myself???

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE0 remake when?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the leader of STARS and getting to frick Jill and Rebecca whenever you want.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we get a new re game where chris and jill finally get married

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was cutest in the first game (not the remake).

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For meit's Claire

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she never fricked Wesker. And he wanted it more than anyone.

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