why are there no girls like her in the world? btw do you have good art of shadowheart
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she is so beautiful and intelligent
why are there no girls like her in the world? btw do you have good art of shadowheart
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She's literally my first gf. It was so weird romancing her I had to push her down the Shar Nun path so she would reject me.
Kys shill
>Kys shill
I unironically had sex with her last night
>cheating prostitutes ready to "settle down"
There's plenty.
You posted the wrong picture.
bufo sin maquillaje sexo
>"will you stay with me when this is over"
>dont get the option to join the gith rebellion as a non-gith
>speaking a bean-picker language
Cute and wholesome
Halsin's cum rag
Shadowheart looks better. being a filthy Shar worshipper who likes orgies is one thing, but she is better looking. Gith are fricking ugly.
Lae'zel is the better waifu tho. Looks aren't everything.
She's also better looking.
>better looking
Yes.
>No peach fuzz
how can anyone think this? she's annoying and rude. yeah she is down to frick right away but she never stops nagging.
she changes significantly as you progress her romance
She has an actual personality and a lot of character growth.
She's a c**t but becomes less of a c**t after you finish the Creche.
What does Shadowheart look like without makeup?
Beautiful of course
Dumb chuds ruined her for me. This is why we can’t have anything nice.
>Make white human male paladin Adolf(great stache btw)
>Wake up in ZE POD
>Squid israeliteS were feeding me ZE BUGS and there is a plot to mind control GOYIM using ZE BUGS
>Need to kill refugees and liberal druid hippies to get hot drow gf from stoic nationalistic society
>Decide to cuck Black person warlock companion with his patron demon gf and sacrifice him to the fish jap people afterwards
>Best waifu is a literal NAZI frog(rare pepe) from a racist martial society
>Her frog 1337queen seems like a big c**t tho. No wonder, women should never be allowed into positions of power
>Proceed to kill lesbian prostitutes one of which is really annoying and screams all the time
>Make other waifu into equivalent of goth inquisitor
>Travel to the local town. Its full on israeli DYSTOPIA of GOYIM brainwashed by the SQUID israeliteS into eating ZE BUGS living in ruins of once great and proud civilization
>Fight some bone-obsessed old dad. His whole sad story is a caution tale warning against being a simp and worshipping women
>israelite SQUID gigabrain flees with a goal of unleashing GREAT RESET(game wrongly calls it great design)
>Go to circus. There is a troon(because troons are a joke get it?)
>Adolf has no time for insane clown gaygory jokes, holy smite the frick
>Meet guy redpilled about refugees and striving to establish strong structured society to promote technology and progress. Side with him on a spot
>Fight demon pestering me from the beginning in most epic battle possible. Have to give it to fella, he has amazing taste in music second only to Richard Wagner
>Expose lying piece of shit israelite SQUID and kill him with a based monk NAZI JESUS(destined to destroy frog 1337queen c**t)
>Kill israeli megabrain controlling ZE BUGS
>Free GOYIM from ZE PODS
>Ride with waifu (NAZI frog) into sunset
SOMEHOW IN SOME DERANGED TROON REALITY THIS IS CONSIDERED LEFTWING lgbtqdkysplsty+
why does the frog without the facepaint looks so much like her VA?
Uh-uh sweetie
The worlds is full of them, but they will never touch a Gankerirgin like you OP or go near someone like you
now go play better games, not shitty VN laarping as rpg's
Funny gif from a seething unfunny man.
>no girls like her in the world
You're mean girls who would cuck you with superior male? Literally every one of them
Shadowheart is literally the love of my life
When do I get to this part. Shes super cute with her hair like this
You have to make her reject shar and become a selunite by not killing nightsong in the gauntlet of shar then she'll change her hair in camp at some point after that.
Respeced her into light cleric after that. For role play purposes.
Too bad clerics suck in game
they don't you are just moronic
Nice argument, homosexual
you can't play the game, they are one of the most op classes. maybe monks are better but still you are a moronic Black with black eyes
I'm white with blue eyes.
Clerics fricking suck, they are jack of all trades master of none, they can't fight aswell as a fighter, they can't heal aswell as a druid, their fireball cantrip is worse than that of a warlock they're not as tanky as a paladin, they have very little outside combat use compared to every other spell caster.
They are okay at a lot of things but not great at anything, and reliability is the biggest metric of success for a class in the game.
pay attention everyone this is the average IQ of this website, maybe its my fault i still come here to read stupid shit
you can't dispute any of my points, that says more about your intelligence than mine.
Keep just throwing around buzzwords and insults though, that's sure to make your arguement valid.
Your points are born of stupidity and ignorance, its too much work to pick apart a paragraph written by an idoit just so he can ignore it and claim he won the argument regardless.
moron
This game wouldn’t stand a chance against a 4 cleric party.
>so beautiful and intelligent
>int:10
>cha:10
troony game
troony post
troony op
Too lazy to tag all the responses in here but you're all liberal homosexuals
yet I could kill you in 3 seconds lmao
Only thing you ever killed was your father's dreams of having a non autistic non-weeb son
I'm physically much stronger than you, a judo and mma practitioner. I could literally smash your skull to a bloody pulp
you're none of that I'd prove it by smacking your delusions out of you if you provided a location
this was my first physique years ago, now I'm even more muscular. don't provoke me rat or I'll beat you so hard even in hell you will have nightmares about me
>Hasn't done a chest day in years
>Has never worked lats
>Has puffy nipples and pale skin
I'm cringing bro
>pale skin
Get the frick off my board you seething 3rd world poverty homosexual. Just because we make more in a year than you do in a lifetime doesn’t give you the right to sperg sour grapes about your garbage existence. You will NEVER frick a blonde.
I'm literally a white supremacist but I still tan because I actually go outside and have real hobbies besides cringe porn games.
Sure thing mutt.
No one cares that you know how to find pics on reddit. No one wants to see your skinny ass either.
>tough guy playing a literal transexual game and discussing it openly
So this... This must be the power of.... the swole left!
To be fair I dont think somebody needs mma training to beat your homosexual ass. Any random women who workout can probably do it
>Any random women who workout can probably do it
Oh yes, like your video game dickgirls in baldurs gay 3 I bet! I should watch my mouth. Your "wifeooo" could be right behind me....
>btw do you have good art
No, because it's all AI shit. All the talented artists with actual taste are drawing Lae'zel instead.
most of lae'zel drawings are shit though
Yeah but I prefer in game screenshots
We do. IRL she'd be considered about a 7. Beautiful women exist, you just have to stop listening to twitter and go outside.
I prefer her with black hair, also I'm a cleric as well and forsaking your Goddess is cringe and unattractive
>and forsaking your Goddess is cringe and unattractive
she was literally kidnapped and brainwashed into the cult
Because Shar chose her as one of her children. Raised her and built her in her image.
Hence the final test in act 3, where you have the truth revealed to you and get to choose Shar as proof of ultimate devotion and understanding of her ways... or not. Then you get to be Shar vessel on Earth as a reward; the best reward a cleric could ever wish for.
Its based and epic, much better, interesting (and attractive) than the counterpart
Bruh, she is 40 and a bawd
The mods really should make hag posting a ban able offense.
>just got her sex scene
>decided to test if there's any truth to the cuckspamming with halsin
>halsin isnt romanced, in fact he's lvl 1 because i never used him beforehand
>bring them to the drow hookers
>there's even an option to ask halsin if he's interested, I avoid it
>ask for foursome w shadowheart
>halsin chimes in anyway
>you STILL get disapproval from BOTH of them for denying it
huh I guess the cuckspammers were right. you can literally never mention polygamy with shadowheart and halsin chimes in anyway.
Team blue and green wins again I guess..? Crazy over-possessive GFs (that will probably stab you with a knife during some argument) FTW!
Imagine typing this, imagine discussing this. Think of your fathers. Think of them at your age, think of their interests and hobbies, their taste in women, and their success with them. Think about all these things as they compare to you.
I'd weep for this world if you all didn't disgust me so fricking much. Hope Jesus comes back soon.
shut the frick up
It's incredible to me that you can read what I wrote, know that I'm right, feel sad about it, and your response is to double down, to continue a depraved and meaningless life. I'll pray for you anon, sincerely. It can get better the second you want it to and put in effort.
>Think about all these things as they compare to you.
Eh.. I'm all good. Situation is definitely better when it comes to hobbies (compared to my dad at the same age). And there's no complains about woman either (2nd kid is on it's way).
There's nothing wrong with discussing a video games, anon. Relax.
Baldurs gate 3 isn't a video game, it's a leftist homosexual propaganda piece aimed at further degenerating you.
BG3 is an RPG. It's up to you how you're playing it. You can be a leftist homosexual there, yes. But you can be a devoted virgin cleric too if you want to.
Yes, a devoted virgin cleric surrounded by homosexual deviants who talk endlessly, hit on you, and beat you over the head with progressive messaging
>but you can le kill them
And then five more show up
You never played the game.
No shit I'm not a homosexual
> Think of them at your age
Hmm shooting morphine and fricking toothless prostitutes. I think I’m better.
My dad was violent alcoholic who abandoned me when I was 2 and then died without my knowing when I was 16, and I only found out ten years later after tracking down my relatives. This isn't a private school or a university, it's Ganker you fricking moron. This isn't a place where high-functioning and successful people hang out -- and any who do apparently end up here are fricking mental in some way or another.
And he was still ten times the man you'll ever be you weeaboo troony slop loving homosexual. At least he could reproduce, you'll never have the chance.
Yeah lol abusing all the lower class girls he took advantage of and then dying, owning nothing, having no skills or legacy, and having never actually been a real father or friend to anyone. What an alpha chad amirite?
Compared to someone who plays and discusses this pure undisturbed cringe? Unironically yes.
>he plays videogames and talks about them on a videogames website?
>wow I can't even, I truly can't even
You are a complete homosexual and deserve no more (You)s.
Baldurs gay isn't a video game it's a recruitment tool for homosexuals and transexuals. Glad you're on the path to queerdom so happily you freak
I've played BG3 for probably 100hrs or more.
Still love pussy.
nobody cares you Black person
that's his point
You took her to a brothel and hired prostitutes. She did not ask you to go to a brothel, she did not ask you to hire any prostitutes, she was happy to have just you but you wanted more. And you'll say "but everybody else turns it down" but who cares? At no point will she ever, unprompted, ask you to open the relationship or ask about having sex with anybody else but you.
I'm cringing so hard at you guys it's unreal. I remember being 12 and that sim dating flash game came out and id jerk off to it but I'd keep it quiet because you really shouldn't talk about your cringe perversion in real life. Now you Black folk are adults thinking this is shit you can discuss without making complete asses of yourselves. Embarrassing truly.
completely correct.
It boggles the mind that waifugays think its ok to genuinely love a digital eoman replica, but find it cringy to flirt with a woman irl.
And btw, all these BG3 chicks habe personalities and looks that are bog standard , found in everyday women wherever you go.
Where do I need giga stacys that are punish solid snake tier aka doom girl?
>My fetishes are super specific and weird, they're entirely formed by Japanese cartoons I watched while developing and still continue to watch as an adult
Again, feel terrible for your father.
she admits to fantasizing about it before though. Just because she won't tell you about it, doesn't mean she isn't considering it.
Yes after you just asked to frick two hookers with you all bets are off once you tell her this is what you're into.
I want to eat Shadowbush's hairy pussy so bad, bros. It's l I've been able to think k about since I woke up. Imagine slipping her panties down after a long day of travel and smelling the sweaty aroma from her hairy c**t. Frick I'd even eat her ass afterwords.
Only men write good female characters.
Also, trash game.
Shadowhug
Shadowfug
why did they make the Devil chicks so hot?
Because the game was made by gays and satanists (redundant)
Jesus Christ, i am playing Starfield right now, right after BG3 and i think i'll be refunding for the first time ever. The NPCs in Starfield and the writing and the voice acting. Everything is so fricking bad.
Lmao and you think this absolute troony shit looks good? Refund it, and spend the money doing something besides gaming. Gaming is long dead.
Both games can be pirated.
So yeah, spend that money on food, guns, or something that values your time.
boobas too small
is there a mod to fix it?
>is there a mod to fix it?
multiple mods actually
this is her human form wich the game doesn't use. It instead uses her devil form exclussively, which is butt ugly
halsin as an elk?
Karlach(If/when she gets a fleshed out 'good ending) along with Lae'zel are the best companions if you're a straight, white, male.
If you are a cuck, you seek Shadowheart.
gays seek Gale/Astarion.
Minthara, well, if her relationship wasn't bugged I guess that'd be for BDSM/masochistic? lovers.
>yet other inter-racial nudge
Unless polygamic, hard pass.
Sadly there's no white woman option in BG3 that just wants you, so we gotta go with red or green women.
This is such a 40yo virgin take it makes my gut wrench out of sympathetic shame, for my own sake I'll just tell you to frick off and carry on with my day
Frick off. Now I'll carry on with my day.
Are you by chance moronic?
Hi, reddit!
Anyone playing this is either a virgin or severely sexually frustrated. I have a great sex life with my wife and I instead choose to play golf+ on my Quest 2 because I don't need cringe titillation via vidya, I'm aroused enough by real circumstances.
Karlach is deformed and ugly. Also demons belong to hell.
Nah, she's perfect and she belongs in my arms.
Sorry about your cuck fantasy I guess.
>scared skin
>studs
Nope. Woman's skin should be smooth and silky.
The scars I will lick.
The studs I will kiss.
You will sit in your corner and watch the bear frick Shadowheart.
she is down below
Zariel would never damage the goods
does she have a tiny, innie vegana?
I can't show that on a blue board.
Fricking this chick covered in blood over the corpse of her god’s rival’s child was … something else. I loved it.
I want to try out monk, but I don't want to lower my character's charisma (Paladin). Who would fit best for a class change?
Moonmaiden bless my hand.
Your porn is cringe
>The only 2 women in BG3 that want to have a monogamous, loving relationship with Tav is a Lolth worshipping Drow and a quirky amazonian Tiefling.
Frog isn't monogamous?
Monogamy is oppression sweety
Oh and this games totes not lefty propaganda hahaga
Frog will jump on a random companion's dick at the first sign of rejection
Why are you rejecting the best waifu? Are you a gay?
I'm just telling you how it is
Best waifu is drussy btw
So she isn't monogamous because she doesn't stay faithful if you dump her?
My wife should throw herself on my funeral pyre if I die
there is a rather big difference between your partner dying and them telling you to frick off
Did she bleach her hair or why the frick did it turn white?
It changes white if you make her spare Nightsong. She no longer becomes a follower of Shar.
homosexual
Liking women is the opposite of homosexualry, anon.
disgusting looking character
I love mama K
>why are there no girls like her in the world?
i'm tho
prove it
>bounces between secretive and aloof to open and intimate
>performs shit tests on you several times
>keeps you at an arm's length but expects you to boldly go for a kiss on first date
>attempts at "humor"
>regretting decisions she made unless guided by your hand
Shart is the most basic b***h ever, an incredibly correct depiction of an average roastie, how are you having trouble finding an average hoe is baffling
Holy shit you guys are homosexuals
can i play as a bawd healer elf in this game that fricks everything?
healing kind of sucks and is best used to recover outside of combat, you'd be better served just adding in more damage
i guess buffing is ok as well, i assume the rest of what i asked remains true?
buffing is excellent, and yes. go be the buff bawd.
Healing is not that great in dnd, but yes, you can
What are the most OP builds? Just finished my first run and while it was fine I didn't feel like I was as strong as I could be. These are the builds I used:
>Tav
bard/cleric/sorc
>Astarion
ranger/rogue/fighter dual-wielding handbows
>Wyll
eldritch blast sorclock
>Laezel
fighter/paladin smiting everything
>Karlach
fighter/rogue/barbarian with tavern brawler and throwing stuff
>Shadowheart
storm cleric/tempest sorc
>Gale
school of divination
>Jaheira
fighter/druid dual-wielding scimitars
>Minsc
never actually used him lol
dunno for everyone but Astarion just straight assassin rogue is enough to have him sneak around and kill most enemies.
I gave him 5 levels of shadow stalker or whatever it's called. I also lucked out on getting a medium armour that allows you to add all your dexbonus to armour class. he was pretty good
Pal 6/blade warlock 6 is busted because of a bug letting the blade warlock's extra attack stack
Light cleric/Temp sorc is moronicly strong
Monk/fighter/warlock with tavern brawler can be pretty busted
BG3 fixed multiclassing unironically.
Why not a 5/7 split on the palalock?
Also
>Monk/fighter/warlock
What does Warlock even do for this character
>Why not 5/7?
Paladin aura is nice to have
You could also 5/5 and dip fighter for action surge
troony game.
god damn I want to cuddle her so badly
Try real women you weeb homosexual
Shadowpubes
no way is this real?!
No it's a cringe porn VN. You'll never see a real woman naked.
And you will never have any money or frick a blonde, lol.
Does she dye her pubes too when she dyes her hair blonde?
how do you respond to this
turn around, walk away, cuddle with my wife Shadowheart.
Tell her to go away because I'm trying to sleep.
kissing the frog is always the correct answer
Lae'zel likes to get her tushy spanked. Naughty frog.
CAN I GET A NAME PLEASE???!!!
Why do all the girls look like they are 40yo? They all have visible face wrinkles.
God I love hags
I didn't even know Drow were allowed to take on the names of their husbands
Young Cate Blanchetts do exist just not in your circles.
There's a whole world you've never interacted with, will never interact with.
>increase characters INT
>They still say the same dumb shit
from the moment i saw her pubes, i knew she was THE ONE
Guys i'm in act 3 now and I'm really struggling to make it past all the strong independent women, gays, dykes and trannies around every corner. I kinda wanna stop playing. Is the ending even worth it?
Ehhh, ACT 1&2 are the best.
So I've heard. Don't really care much for the city either. Even the Underdark is better.