Brainlet take. The bae ending is rebelling against fate that's trolling you. >haha we gave you powers but you have to rewind and let your friend die also nothing you did mattered lol
You tell it to frick off and move on bruises and all.
Honestly the heroes of the story are the people you don't see who stay the frick away from these fricking abhorrent c**ts. Everybody in that school you interact with is a rat and so are all of their families and anybody you interact with. I'd happily have them die, but you only get to sacrifice Chloe for the town unfortunately.
No, frick you and frick Chloe. She's an obnoxious edgy teen that wants everything her way. The only time she's slightly tolerable is when Max messes up the universe and she's in a wheelchair, but even then she's b***hing and whining.
This. The story is just too fricked otherwise. Chloe has to die or else a tornado rips the town apart? What did Chloe do to deserve this shit? And the things she did do, the delinquent she became... well, that happened after her dad died in a car crash. "Oh what's that, you're gonna save her dad to keep her from becoming a hoodlum? Too bad, now she's super crippled and as a result her family is drowning in debt and she's suicidal. Oh and her health is failing and she's going to die anyway lmao" Man frick that shit. Destiny gave me super powers, so I kicked destiny in the balls for being such an butthole. No one fricks with my girlfriend, not even the universe itself.
this is the canon ending you idiots, you get the most out of this ending in terms of feels and that's what matters, especially when you play the BTS DLC
>hear about Chloe being dumbc**t through internet edgelord mimeography >decide to play for myself to see what's up >yeah she's kind of c**ty >play BTS to get the full story >regret my words and deeds
Go single route for Max to keep her all for myself
Then I'll train her out of her lame menstrual hippy indie phase
Train her into my short flat cumslot sexdoll and make her call me Daddy
Lesbians aren't real
There is no sex without a dick. That's why they all wear strap-ons and frick each other with dildos. Just like you trannies, they want the functionality of a man but the appearance of a woman.
Make life miserable for everyone that pisses me off, trying every time a different approach with every girlboy i want to screw, lotto winning. Pretty much this.
Aren't you will tired of that? I mean yeah your enemies will gonna get it, but won't change the past. So how about prevent every bullying, with that powers.
>but won't change the past
I work with what i have, is not that i have trauma or whatever, i just like to see people who did something wrong to me suffer. >prevent every bullying
Too much effort will sooner or later make you slip off. Can deal with extreme cases but becoming batman is the first step on how you frick everything up.
>game has vivid depictions of murder, drug abuse, suicide, and dead bodies >censors any mention of the obviously implied gangbang the Vortex Club ran on Kate
What was the point?
I played this expected a lesbo simulator 2019 but realized you gotta try really hard to go the lesbo way and it was such a small part of anything that had to do with the game at all. I played the game with no such thing and barely touched upon it.You guys created the lgbtqhiv wave that came after. morons.
As long as we're talking about Life is Strange pussy, I firmly believe Max's would be the tightest. She's ultra petite. It would also be covered in whispy but dark hair like her eyebrows.
>game tells you repeatedly including a long speech at the end by Max that photojumping causes problems and you need to stop changing things >Bay ending is another photojump that changes everything and erases an entire week of time
It's the choice for morons who were playing it on twitch and not paying attention
Let me tell you what the game is really about. It's a fact that it was mostly played by teenagers or college students, two groups who are basically stuck in a certain bubble. Not in the political sense, just that they interact with the same people everyday.
The game then throws a decision at you which you can't really make, because you are forced to decide between your gf or a bunch of students who act like pieces of shit. But: In sacrificing the town you also sacrifice people wo you never met, who never mistreated you in any way. The game in my eyes is a warning against making judgements based on non existent knowledge. We only know a tiny amount of people in Arcadia Bay. We don't know if the rest of Arcadia Bay is completely chill. And that's a situation a lot of teenagers are confronted with on a personal level. They only interact with a very small circle of people, but due to puberty stress hormones etc make their decisions or form a world view based on this tiny group. Which is of course stupid.
tl;dr: it's a metaphor for teenagers making decisions they can't actually make due to lack of knowledge
>Let me tell you what the game is really about. It's a fact that it was mostly played by teenagers or college students
Wrong it was played by older people who had a shit time in college, the first few episodes are comfy and you get to right all your wrongs with timetravel. It's like reliving the years but not shit. Just like teens don't watch movies about teens in highschool. It's people who want to relive it.
> Just like teens don't watch movies about teens in highschool.
but they do, just look at the Bieber hype, thhat was mstly teenage girls, just like Justin Bieber was a teenager.
Also:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/319630/discussions/0/541906989399698173/
> be me > 7/8 years ago or smt > be into gangster rap aand hip hop > despise gay indie and acoustic guitar shit > play this fricking game > ffw 7/8 years > all of my spotify home is indie, alt-rock and ambience
I get a serious pang of sadness whenever I think about this game, a real reminder of my dysfunction as a teenager and how rudderless my life is. Nothing works out the way I want it and it feels like I'm going to be alone and deranged forever.
shes a moron, shes going to a private academy to take selfies dude
its like the dumbest fricking piece of fiction in the last 15 years
She’s just like me fr
not every moronic piece of shit came out of art school, but everyone that came out of art school is a moronic piece of shit
t. plumber
A plumber is way more respectable than a college "artist"
Keep coping, plumber-kun :^)
>t. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
ftfy
Don't care, would fug
inb4
>she's 15 bro
don't care would go to jail
She didn't, not in my game 🙂 Also, the bible thumper KYSsed.
She's 18
>tfw 15 legal in Europe
WOULD FUG
too old
she's not but I wish she was
Yes, they are all '18' just like my japanese cartoons.
isn't she in uni or something?
Yes, their art school is a 'university' that looks nothing like a university but does look exactly like a high school.
The game was written by French devs that know nothing about the US school system
Blackwell most resembles a sixth form / college that you would attend in many European countries from 16-18 before going to uni
the most bangable age
This game fricks you up emotionally if you are a lonely incel
everything fricks you up emotionally if you are a lonely incel
realistic depiction of a white girl
Brainlet take. The bae ending is rebelling against fate that's trolling you.
>haha we gave you powers but you have to rewind and let your friend die also nothing you did mattered lol
You tell it to frick off and move on bruises and all.
This. Frick everyone else besides Chloe.
Nearly everyone in the town hates you and tries to frick you over at some point. I'll take my lesbian college punk rock gf over any of those c**ts.
What about the people in the town, that don’t hate you?
frick 'em
Warren isn't a person
Honestly the heroes of the story are the people you don't see who stay the frick away from these fricking abhorrent c**ts. Everybody in that school you interact with is a rat and so are all of their families and anybody you interact with. I'd happily have them die, but you only get to sacrifice Chloe for the town unfortunately.
No, frick you and frick Chloe. She's an obnoxious edgy teen that wants everything her way. The only time she's slightly tolerable is when Max messes up the universe and she's in a wheelchair, but even then she's b***hing and whining.
>She's an obnoxious edgy teen that wants everything her way.
Yes
homie, your pussy licking companion WILL die
This. The story is just too fricked otherwise. Chloe has to die or else a tornado rips the town apart? What did Chloe do to deserve this shit? And the things she did do, the delinquent she became... well, that happened after her dad died in a car crash. "Oh what's that, you're gonna save her dad to keep her from becoming a hoodlum? Too bad, now she's super crippled and as a result her family is drowning in debt and she's suicidal. Oh and her health is failing and she's going to die anyway lmao" Man frick that shit. Destiny gave me super powers, so I kicked destiny in the balls for being such an butthole. No one fricks with my girlfriend, not even the universe itself.
This, there is literally no point in anything that happens in the game if you don't save the girl at the end.
To be fair, Chloe has a really nice pussy.
Need to see it first.
Before the Storm Chloe did. Now she's a filthy tatted up junkie
max is smol
Did not happen in my playthrough. It’s a shame Warren is an incel because Chloe is so obnoxious as a love interest.
He's awkward, sure, but he'll grow out of it. That's why I made Max kiss him.
what do you mean? She didn't do that in my game
this is the canon ending you idiots, you get the most out of this ending in terms of feels and that's what matters, especially when you play the BTS DLC
>hear about Chloe being dumbc**t through internet edgelord mimeography
>decide to play for myself to see what's up
>yeah she's kind of c**ty
>play BTS to get the full story
>regret my words and deeds
many such cases
>he thinks the most feels ending is the YouTube bait one that all the femoids chose
Bae is the thinking man's ending
>WE WERE YOUNGERRRRR
pussy ending
>caring about canon shit
>playing anything after the first game
lmao cuck
there is only the first game and that cloe bawd dies. period
Go single route for Max to keep her all for myself
Then I'll train her out of her lame menstrual hippy indie phase
Train her into my short flat cumslot sexdoll and make her call me Daddy
Lesbians aren't real
Whats Max even gonna do with that pussy? Finger it or something? What do lesbos even do in bed?
Holy mother of incels
There is no sex without a dick. That's why they all wear strap-ons and frick each other with dildos. Just like you trannies, they want the functionality of a man but the appearance of a woman.
>That's why they all wear strap-ons and frick each other with dildos
Porn brainrot. Please remove yourself from the internet for a month.
>That's why they have the highest incidence of spousal abuse out of all possible pairings
ftfy
God, that shit is so vindicating.
Stop making shit up lmao that statistic is quite literally false and heavily misinterpreted
Holy mother of incels
> he really doesn't know
Answer the question
>he doesn't know
threesomes
Best girl survives, that's all that matters.
Max is cute so it's fine
She sacrificed KATE i hope you burn in the depths of hell fricking moronic gay.
If you guys have a power like Max, what would you do?
Make life miserable for everyone that pisses me off, trying every time a different approach with every girlboy i want to screw, lotto winning. Pretty much this.
Aren't you will tired of that? I mean yeah your enemies will gonna get it, but won't change the past. So how about prevent every bullying, with that powers.
>but won't change the past
I work with what i have, is not that i have trauma or whatever, i just like to see people who did something wrong to me suffer.
>prevent every bullying
Too much effort will sooner or later make you slip off. Can deal with extreme cases but becoming batman is the first step on how you frick everything up.
Yeah I'd go to the bookies, do the lotto and reverse time to get all correct numbers betting massive amounts of money and across many variations
Groundhog day powers. Literally save and load mod. What do you think.
start betting
Chloe is bigger than AA
You sure?
Chloe is a titlet
The only characters with breasts are the two cheerleader bawds, Kate and Joyce.
What are her nipples like?
Blue like her hair, and spiky like sonic.
They are pale pink and slightly puffy
Like Emma Watsons but pierced
Rape somebody in public then if someone tackles me i turn back time
Sacrifices a town of dirty buttholes to get the sweetest pussy of her life. God damn Max is based!
the sweetest pussy she could get jumped head first from the fricking school roof
you don't deserve that pussy if you failed to talk her down
i did, but if he really thinks that chloe is the sweetest he did not
homie that pussy belongs to JESUS
I would have done the same
I still don't see the link between the whole story and the tornado
They were rushed and had no idea how to wrap it up.
A hilariously bad deus ex machina. Just glad it let me kill Warren over and over.
It’s literally just chaos theory dude. Warren explains it in the last episode.
Episode 5 was awful. They totally ignored the whole Prescott plot and just went with "muh butterfly effect"
yeah why did the prescotts know about the tornado
they totally dropped the ball on ep5 :I
As someone who unironically posted in /lisg/ for years, believe me I know the disappointment
>game has vivid depictions of murder, drug abuse, suicide, and dead bodies
>censors any mention of the obviously implied gangbang the Vortex Club ran on Kate
What was the point?
Americans. Very simple.
>implied gangbang the Vortex Club ran on Kate
huh?
It would be so fricking easy to get kate drunk and impregnate her so she will belong to you forever.
Ain’t this b***h antivaxx as well or something lmao
it wasn't even good pussy either
Delusional Chloe has the tightest pussy in the game
the only good chloe is a paralyzed chloe
Man moment.
who cares about chloe, would you sacrifice the town for a mesugaki?
Play awkward loner teenage love simulator
i don't have to
what a dork
My Maxine only likes dick which is why she romanced Warren.
Incel post
I played this expected a lesbo simulator 2019 but realized you gotta try really hard to go the lesbo way and it was such a small part of anything that had to do with the game at all. I played the game with no such thing and barely touched upon it.You guys created the lgbtqhiv wave that came after. morons.
She understands that waifu > everything
FLAT
>cummed
Chloe rubs her pussy on that flat chest
>ywn have a cute childhood friend who eventually becomes your wife
Life is... unfair
As long as we're talking about Life is Strange pussy, I firmly believe Max's would be the tightest. She's ultra petite. It would also be covered in whispy but dark hair like her eyebrows.
Do lesbians care about their partners tightness?
obviously not? I'm using male coom brain thinking hours
I thought all the logical people agreed that the sacrifice Chloe ending was the only one that made sense.
>game tells you repeatedly including a long speech at the end by Max that photojumping causes problems and you need to stop changing things
>Bay ending is another photojump that changes everything and erases an entire week of time
It's the choice for morons who were playing it on twitch and not paying attention
Morally it’s completely stupid to save an obnoxious c**t like Chloe over an entire town of people.
If God wanted Arcadia Bay to be saved he wouldn't have killed William Price
Before the Storm was just scene after scene of cute Chloes
i didn't like chloe though
Let me tell you what the game is really about. It's a fact that it was mostly played by teenagers or college students, two groups who are basically stuck in a certain bubble. Not in the political sense, just that they interact with the same people everyday.
The game then throws a decision at you which you can't really make, because you are forced to decide between your gf or a bunch of students who act like pieces of shit. But: In sacrificing the town you also sacrifice people wo you never met, who never mistreated you in any way. The game in my eyes is a warning against making judgements based on non existent knowledge. We only know a tiny amount of people in Arcadia Bay. We don't know if the rest of Arcadia Bay is completely chill. And that's a situation a lot of teenagers are confronted with on a personal level. They only interact with a very small circle of people, but due to puberty stress hormones etc make their decisions or form a world view based on this tiny group. Which is of course stupid.
tl;dr: it's a metaphor for teenagers making decisions they can't actually make due to lack of knowledge
>Let me tell you what the game is really about. It's a fact that it was mostly played by teenagers or college students
Wrong it was played by older people who had a shit time in college, the first few episodes are comfy and you get to right all your wrongs with timetravel. It's like reliving the years but not shit. Just like teens don't watch movies about teens in highschool. It's people who want to relive it.
> Just like teens don't watch movies about teens in highschool.
but they do, just look at the Bieber hype, thhat was mstly teenage girls, just like Justin Bieber was a teenager.
Also:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/319630/discussions/0/541906989399698173/
In my game Max sacrificed that thirsty b***h Chloe ("I dare you to kiss me, Max!" kek what a loser) and rode off into the sunset with Victoria
>destroys town for pussy
This is what weak simps do to society. Also, Max just needed some good fricking from Nathan to stop being a lesbian.
This society deserve even worse
>meet like 4 people
>billions must die
I was 15 once, just like you. The world isn't as bad as it may seem my young friend.
> there's only these 4 bad people in the society
Now you are 16 and leftroon?
>spouts /misc/ stuff as soon as somebody makes fun of him
15 alright
> noooooo muh society above all
Even your overlords don't care.
hella kevorkian
Chloe wiener teased the nigglet nerd just to torment him for fun. Chloe is a prostitute.
troony/söy game.
Chud/göy comment.
i would sacrifice my home town for true love in a nanosecond
doubly so if i were a cute girl with a girlfriend
Ok troony
What's the best song from the soundtrack, and why is it Mt Washington?
I'm gonna cheat
> be me
> 7/8 years ago or smt
> be into gangster rap aand hip hop
> despise gay indie and acoustic guitar shit
> play this fricking game
> ffw 7/8 years
> all of my spotify home is indie, alt-rock and ambience
this game ruined me, also
> be into gangster rap aand hip hop
>my spotify
you were ngmi
i know, but i'm a lazy frick
God, imagine having both of them.
Her shoes and socks should be removed.
I'd do it for my wife Kate
I want to protect the cinnamon bun
i want to protect-frick her
Fuuuuuck look at her eyebrows you know her pussy is like that too omnomnomnom
Chloe isn't for lewd
yes she is
No she's for cuddles
for cuddles with my wiener, yes
>Not willing to sacrifice others for someone you love
>Pay wife's medical bills?
Nah, we sending that money to Kenya to save some other fricks.
Frick that.
the true good moral choice
I get a serious pang of sadness whenever I think about this game, a real reminder of my dysfunction as a teenager and how rudderless my life is. Nothing works out the way I want it and it feels like I'm going to be alone and deranged forever.
Yup.
Rachel was trash