She should've been a romance option.

She should've been a romance option.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to frick your best friends girl after he just passed away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like he's going to be around to frick her or care if I do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does bro code mean anything anymore?

      A real bro would want his friend to empty his balls and his girl to be happy and fulfilled.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give to me your b***h

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's not dead yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not pulling a Hunter Biden while the corpse is still warm

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does bro code mean anything anymore?

      Romancing someone that just lost their lover and currently grieving is a huge red flag. They'll never see you as nothing more than a way to get back on their feet and will eventually friendzone you when they say that dating each other isn't gonna work out.

      Yes I personally experienced it, and no I don't want to talk about it

      Not OP, but I think it would've been a good idea to add that despide of how fricked up it is, simply because it's good for a game to allow you to do bad shit like that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't the bro code say you have to wait at least 6 months?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jacky's mom calls her a prostitute so she might just be willing to spread her legs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best friend is in a short montage and than dies. i really don't care

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A real bro would make sure she stays single for life to honor his memory.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A real bro would make sure she stays single for life to honor his memory.

      This got me thinking? How would you guys feel if your best friend dies, and you're his girlfriend's best friend, and then after a while you see her dating someone else?
      I know a lot of people would be like "Yeah, well frick her, who cares", but thinking about it more made me realize that it's a difficult position to be in if you really like her as a friend, and is it that wrong if he's dead anyway? I would say yes, but I understand how incredibly selfish that is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to step up and date her before she has sex with someone else. It's only right.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funnily enough, this seems rational in a situation like that when you really try to look for ways to deal with the situation.
          >I am enough of a selfish narcissist that it would warm my heart from beyond the grave if my living friend went out of his way to make sure my girlfriend stayed single forever.
          Wouldn't that feel cheap though? Because it's as if your friend is the reason she didn't date anyone else, and not that she genuinely didn't want to date anyone that wasn't you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me personally? I don't think I would care enough to even comment on it. She has her reasons. That said, I am enough of a selfish narcissist that it would warm my heart from beyond the grave if my living friend went out of his way to make sure my girlfriend stayed single forever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years at least

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        GO FRICK YOURSELF
        I DIDN'T WANT TO REMEMBER IT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the christian mindset

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking at the replies i feel like Ganker is swarmed with vine swinging baboons

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"You're so beautiful"
      >ignores you

      Fricking prostitute

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she knows you are lying because she looks like shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta protect his girl man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, that makes my peepee hard

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU should've been a romance option.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    your mom should've been a romance option

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I jack off to mom son porn just thinking about it.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to be pris from blade runner but it's too ugly

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does bro code mean anything anymore?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does bro code mean to a dead person?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. bro-less loser.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would never touch a girl who has been fricking my best friend. Not in a hundred years.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's wholy depends on your intentions. If you were waiting for him to die or separate with girl to frick her then you are kind of a bad person, if it just happens that you developed feelings along the line and something like that happened and you just decided to step up, but still think fondly of your friend then I don't think it's that bad. At the end of the day it's your approach towards situation that counts, to the dead guy anyway.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romancing someone that just lost their lover and currently grieving is a huge red flag. They'll never see you as nothing more than a way to get back on their feet and will eventually friendzone you when they say that dating each other isn't gonna work out.

    Yes I personally experienced it, and no I don't want to talk about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as she lets me frick before that happens.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and will eventually friendzone you when they say that dating each other isn't gonna work out.

      >Yes I personally experienced it, and no I don't want to talk about it

      That shit happened to me on 9/11. Currently feeling exactly like that 3 weeks later. Hoping for the best for you man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That shit happened to me on 9/11
        My condolences. We will never forget those lost.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT THE FRICK UP
    IF YOU moronS WANT ROMANCE OPTIONS GO PLAY A VN YOU FRICKING homosexualS
    SHUT THE FRICK UP
    GET OVER YOUR FRICKING LONELINESS, ACCEPT IT OR FIND SOMEONE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy seethe. Relax incel, we enjoy having sex with beautiful women. Maybe you'll experience it some day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up you moronic homosexual phone poster

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we enjoy having sex with beautiful women
        You mean you enjoy watching a 3d model 'have sex' with another 3d model? I actually do enjoy having sex with beatiful women hence why I dont need it in videogames, nice self report incel.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          omg guys... he figured it out... men enjoy looking at women and having sex with them

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best friend is dating a tattoo artist tarot girl
    >she's in our IRL 3.5 D&D group for 10+ years
    >smarter magic user than the other 5 guys in the group by a country mile
    >has a laboratory in our current astral spaceship campaign where she deceives generations of pixies in a garage fishtank into believing she's a god
    >harvest their best elders for magic components willingly
    Basically Misty if she D&D.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      D&D is weird when it comes to character intelligence vs player intelligence. My dumb barbarian is meant to be a smash kill chad but the only way we survive encounters is if I drop the facade and make tactical plays to pull through because everyone else is frozen by indecision and anxiety to speak their mind during combat

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played this game but I like this character. She seems the most normal in that world.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a 2004 scene girl with more genuine empathy than even the MC trapped in a 2077 dystopia.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    option? She literally never speaks to you again after the funeral. She just stands at the statue in her shop and prays.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      y-you searched for her tarot cards shit right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She talks to you in the tarot care side quest. She also does card reading for you whenever you ask. She's also there before you make the choice for the ending.

        I collected all the tarot cards (dlc included) and she never spoke to me, just prayed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She talks to you in the tarot care side quest. She also does card reading for you whenever you ask. She's also there before you make the choice for the ending.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry gay, but even if Cyberpunk is pozzed, it's not Balding Gay 3 level pozzed. You don't frick a girl of your dead friend.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dlc misty is HOT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she look different in it? I still have to play it

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight, Ganker (the board). Is she actually a bawd like Jackie's mom says, or is she pure?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a woman

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should've been a romance option

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. It's pretty funny that the writers actually got her to somewhat reject you as if anyone would like to date her to begin with. I'm pretty sure it was done on purpose just to showcase how much of a pain in the ass she actually is, but there has to be a lot of people who didn't get that and had this "wow, you go, girl!" kind of attitude towards it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fricking b***h though. She refused to speak to me after I chose not to kill some guy who she thinks is the reason her husband is dead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, a troony with heaps of emotional baggage, can't get any better than that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanted cyber-fleshlight action. All I got for helping she/they off some CIS white Corpo was the beast...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Body modification on the level of Adam Smasher
      >Can perfectly transition yourself to the opposite sex with no distinguishable downsides in this universe
      >Game company has a trans woman voice her
      Why not have a bio female voice Claire? Isn't a fully female voice box more realistic instead of a modern-day troon doing the 'girl voice'?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Testing interest with the new ending. Will be romancable in the sequel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sequel
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A sequel was already announced last year.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Late to the party?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only there is a sequel, it's their next game, not witcher 4.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah imagine fricking her while wearing Jackie's jacket haha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha, imagine fricking her so good her screams can be heard from 20 meters, and in the meantime you just demand her to say that you're better than Jackie ever was, and that you're wiener is way bigger, and that she's glad he's dead because now she can be with you. That would be so funny.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a cyberpunk game, the main cast feels kinda boring

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used a Mod to frick her

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong image

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't have to die...we could've gotten married...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I wanted to frick her in front of her brother to mark my dominance and make her scream for more.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-but the hecking guy you knew for 5 minutes in-game and for a few months in the narrative!

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOT TAKE
    what if Jackie would be 100% ok with V fricking Misty if V is a hot woman. Maybe even a futa. He'll be like "yeah nice"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is mexican so he would be into that kind of thing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a American thing to do. But yea i woul do it. More so after Phantom Liberty.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it had to be someone he would have been glad that it was a woman.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was CD thinking showing Jackie’s death in the god damn trailer. At that time, I thought “hmm maybe they would allow you to save him”, but no, his death can not be avoided, and they fricking spoiled it 1 year early

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were supposed to be able to but they back peddled hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      at that time the game was very different and you were going to be able to save him

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >o hey i know your boyfreind died and it was totally my fault but lets just hook up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >totally my fault
      not really

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was just the player and the job stunk of bad idea if V's instincts couildnt have told them that its their fault

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          right, so let jackie go it alone. waaaay better idea, fool

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no you dont let jackie go either

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if his mom and misty couldn't stop him from bing a merc, V couldn't stop him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt V's fault it was that dumb b***h and the fat Black person's fault. plus it was jackie who contacted that fat Black person in the first place he literally said that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was just the player and the job stunk of bad idea if V's instincts couildnt have told them that its their fault

        I liked the part where she got fried

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    With suicide after sex

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you homosexuals go play a shitty bioware game if you want all this moronic romance shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why don't you homosexuals go play a shitty bioware game
      Why the frick would I do that anon?

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >misty(jackie's lover)
    >romance option
    I dunno op, dating your homies girl after he dies feels not right. Might as well frick his mom at that point

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, everyone has a price in late capitalism and early capitalism and all capitalisms in between. The legendary V should be able to recruit anybody in the city for sex slavery in each capitalist apartment.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patch 2.0
    >she STILL bugs out if you don't go to the funeral first

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking your best friend's girl shortly after his death
    This is why nobody likes you

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he probably was a romance option going by the E3 trailer

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No SHE should have been romanceable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      These shrimp fresh?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not shrimp you’re smelling

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this gamr is a pile of wasted potential and that we are all here chasing something that never existed. Fitting for cyberpunk in a way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't enjoy it

      Lol what a loser

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never said I didn't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's one of the best games i've ever played so you must have really hyped yourself up that it disappointed you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the "what could have been"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that this gamr is a pile of wasted potential
      Not anymore, if they released this game in 2.0 state in 2020 it would be game of the decade.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MISTY SEXOOOO

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one horny for So Mi's mechanized back. The reason I know that most of Ganker hasn't played the expac is because I'm not seeing songbird hornyposting

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know that homosexual cop you help, in the base game, his sister or whatever she was should've been a romance option.

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